SAMMY: Police get down! Get out of the way! BEN: Out of the way!
SAMMY: Get out of the way! Get out of the way! BEN: Out of the way!
SAMMY: Got him? BEN: No.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Train!
SAMMY: Hey!
MAN: They say that working for the L.A.P.D. Is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.
But it isn't always easy to get to the front row.
Last night was fun.
- That, uh, was great. - Yeah.
You want some coffee?
I should get going to work.
I'll call you sometime.
Sure.
BROOKE: Harriet Tubman built a railroad that went underground...
...to bring black people to Canada. Close. C.
I like my first graders better. They just make shit up.
Harriet Tubman trained tigers.
- It's awesome. BEN: How are you grading me?
For last night? B.
A B?
Maybe you'll get a retest tonight. If you're lucky.
Okay.
Meet me after work at the station.
I know a great sushi place.
Maybe with some sake you'll be a little forgiving.
Yeah, I don't grade on a curve.
I'm a very good student.
Come here.
- I'm a very good student. - Mm-hm. We'll see.
I'm gonna get an A. You know, I'm gonna get an A.
There's the cow. You push here and the cow goes...
AUTOMATED VOICE [ON RECORDING]: Pig says...
No, that's the... This is the cow.
You wanna play? Why don't you wanna play? You were playing before.
You wanna play now, all of a sudden?
You gotta keep your pants on buddy.
Stop it.
[SIGHS]
How's everything? Is it? How's everything? Does it seem okay?
LAVERNE: I'll give the results to the judge and they'll let you know.
Look, Officer Bryant, the whole house needs baby locks...
...but the main thing is you've got to fix the water temperature.
I almost burned myself washing up in the bathroom.
I know. I've been saving up for it.
And, uh, I mean, he's so little, he can't even reach the faucets right now anyways.
But whenever he's in the bathroom, I have my eyes on him the entire time.
I believe you. But one burn and you could lose your kid.
Find the money.
Thanks.
[ALL LAUGHING]
HILL: Quiet down. - That is close my friend.
HILL: Dewey.
Listen up, fellas.
We got a string of broken windows off Beachwood Canyon.
One or two a week for three weeks in a row.
No burglaries, just vandalism.
Seems to happen in morning or late afternoon. Detectives are on it.
Obviously they'd appreciate the help. Get those out.
- Broken window theory. HILL: That's right.
Broken windows lead to real crime.
Assholes think they can get away with anything.
What?
HILL: We got a dry humper up by Grauman's.
- A frotteur. HILL: Huh?
That's what it's called. Frotteur.
It's a pervert who likes to rub himself against tourists.
- It's what it's freaking called! HILL: Whatever you wanna call him.
Unless you like that kind of thing, watch your back.
Give those out too.
Keep your eyes open for the guy. All right, that's it.
Roll out, be safe.
You and I, Johnny, holding up the walls of civilization.
LYDIA: Hey. - Hey.
LYDIA: Sorry.
Sorry. Um, the sitter was late.
No, that's okay. I'm just glad to see you.
What do we need to talk about that we couldn't talk about on phone?
I got your message that day. You seemed pretty upset.
Well, when your mom dies, that's what happens.
I was hoping you'd bring him.
Christopher.
So that's what this is about?
We had an understanding.
Lydia, he's my son too.
Yeah, and because of the situation, we agreed that I would raise him.
Lyd... Yvette and I are getting a divorce.
Sorry to hear that.
But Christopher and I are doing fine by ourselves.
You gonna tell me that? With Enid gone, that this is easy?
I have done this three times. I cannot imagine doing this alone.
So you come to me with this now that it's convenient?
- There's nothing convenient with us. - It seems like it.
Look, I have loved you all my life.
I fucked up. There is nothing I can do about that now.
But Christopher.
I think about him all the time.
I have bought all these gifts for him, they're hid in the closet.
I just wanna be a part of his life, Lydia. This isn't right.
Not for me. And it's not right for him.
JOHN: Dewey!
LUCERO: Wow.
- Dewey! DEWEY: Yo!
Right here, man.
Check this out. Ha, ha.
LUCERO: Holy shit.
Look at this, man. Is this awesome or what?
JOHN: What is this, a welfare check? - That's right.
Some dude lives here with his girlfriend. She goes east to visit mom and dad...
...he stops answering the phone, so she calls us.
- What do you think? DEWEY: Well, it ain't good, brother.
Somebody busted in the back door, the mail's piled high over there...
...and there's dust all over the car, so I called the detectives.
Some job, huh?
DEWEY: Are you kidding me? Somebody gets to mess with this stuff all day long? Ha, ha.
Check this dickhole out, man.
Numb nuts with the nipple ring here is Ted Josephs, he's the cat that lives here.
- But this bitch? Oh, my God. JOHN: Yeah.
DEWEY: You remember her, right?
That little actress from that movie.
Took off her head with a chainsaw?
[DEWEY MIMICS CHAINSAW REVVING]
That shit was dope.
I didn't see it.
[DEWEY LAUGHS]
That's good.
DEWEY: Dude, you missing out. I'll loan it to you.
- Hey, Coop. Stay away from that shit. - What's this?
DEWEY: Oh!
That's a vat of foulness.
[ALL GROAN]
LUCERO: Check out the edges on that thing.
Somebody's been hacking that dude to pieces.
DEWEY: Verisimilitude, baby.
LUCERO: Is that...? DEWEY: A nipple ring?
I think we just found Ted.
[DEWEY GROANS]
SAMMY: I talked to Watters.
She hasn't heard anything more from Tammi...
...about her so-called assault charges against me.
Excellent.
So the new thing is, is I gotta redo the bathroom.
It's not just the hot water heater...
...the guy says that the pipes are too close together.
What does that even mean?
What it means is I gotta redo all that plumbing in that place.
The court evaluator came by today...
...said the water is too hot and not safe for the kid.
Does that mean I have to redo my plumbing?
When I bought the place they sold me this bullshit...
...about how it's the best building materials and granite countertops.
You gave me the same line of bullshit. I bought the same house, remember?
Hey, you got a bargain. You should be thanking me.
You paid, like, half of what I paid for that place.
How do you know how much I paid for the house?
Did the realtor tell you how much I paid for my house?
[PHONE RINGING AND SAMMY LAUGHS]
It's not funny. Did she tell you how much...?
Hold on a second. I don't know what you're talking about.
Hello?
What? No.
Wait. What did you say his name was?
Charles Hamilton?
All right, I'll be right there.
- Goddamn it. BEN: Seriously!
FRANK: They're human bones, all right.
Not that old, either.
LYDIA: Mm. And that other stuff in there, could that be our missing guy?
FRANK: Yeah, looks like an adult male.
Look.
RUBEN: Is that the cause of death?
FRANK: Let's hope.
Ideally, death before dismemberment.
ANNETTE: Hey, Lydia. LYDIA: Hey, Annette.
ANNETTE: How's the kid? LYDIA: Ugh. Loud.
ANNETTE: I know, what were we thinking, right? - Trade mine in and get me a refund.
ANNETTE: Hey, look at this.
We can't say for sure, this could be what they used to cut him up.
Been cleaned recently, smells like bleach.
Lou found it in bathroom closet.
LYDIA: Any idea where he was killed? ANNETTE: Not yet.
CHRISTIE: My God, you guys are here. Is Ted okay?
Is he okay? I'm the one who called you.
I called you. I live here. That's my boyfriend.
Is he okay?
Okay, let's go.
All right, guys, back it up.
Back up. We wanna keep this clear.
Okay, come on. You got somewhere to go? Go there.
- You see anything? WOMAN: No.
JOHN: Did you see what happened? MAN 1: Nope.
- How about you? MAN 2: No.
No, it's a shame. I walk my dog here every morning. It's a lovely store.
Why'd they do it?
WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: Any available unit to handle an ADWin progress...
... at 2316 Sierra Drive. PR reports screams coming from...
...the neighbor's residence. - That's right up hill.
WOMAN: Observed possible man with a knife.
Unit to handle identify.
A-57, show us responding. ETA, 60 seconds.
Please redirect another unit to our vandalism call.
ADELINE: Hey, Officer Bryant.
Thanks for coming.
He didn't have any money. I said I was gonna call the cops, he said to call you.
- Thanks, Adeline. ADELINE: Mm-hm.
CHARLES: Hey, Officer Bryant.
I'm glad to see you.
- Somebody stole my wallet. - You kidding me? Huh?
Hey, uh, Charles Hamilton.
Officer Ben Sherman.
CHRISTIE: Have you found Ted?
LYDIA: Uh, no. Not yet. But we're doing everything we can.
- Oh, my God, is he hurt? RUBEN: We really don't know much yet.
CHRISTIE: I can't believe that this is happening.
RUBEN: Yeah. When was the last time you spoke to Ted?
Um, before I went to Massachusetts, which was eight days ago.
LYDIA: Any problems that we should be aware of?
RUBEN: Drugs, problems at work, anything like that?
No. Everything's been great. Um, work is awesome. Heh.
He doesn't do drugs or anything weird like that. Um...
He has a ton of friends.
Everybody loves him.
Um, well, except... I don't know, I'm sure it's nothing.
LYDIA: No. Everything helps.
Yeah, okay. Um, well, it's just so stupid that I can't even believe...
...that I'm telling you, but, um, there's this girl, she's kind of, like, a friend of friend.
And, um, Ted had told her that he'd help her with some body parts...
...for some dumb movie that her friend was making...
...and then when he couldn't make it, she freaked out.
And she left all these, like, crazy posts on his Facebook page.
Um, I can show them to you if you want.
- Yeah, yeah. CHRISTIE: Oh, okay.
I have them all right on... There you go.
LYDIA: "What's wrong with you? You promised you'd be here.
I'm gonna effing kill you if you let me down."
- Have you ever meet this girl? - Have I? No. I've never met her...
...but, um, Ted had, you know, mentioned her a few times...
...and said she's nuts.
And I guess that she called him a few times also.
"I can never trust you. Your time is up."
CHRISTIE: But that can't mean anything, right?
- What's this girl's full name? CHRISTIE: Belinda. Yeah.
Um, Belinda Cargrove.
- Why aren't you at school? - The kids at the school, they fight.
Kids at the school, they fight, the whole thing, right?
But you gotta learn how to fight back.
Or run fast or something.
What's with the car magazine?
It's not a car magazine, it's a special publication about Mustangs.
- Mustang is a great car. - I know that.
My dad drives a Shelby Mustang.
- Really? What year? - 2012. Super Snake.
BEN: 2012's, really? - Yes, really.
Do you know when they made the first Super Snake?
BEN: Mm-hm.
CHARLES: 1967. - 1967.
- You know why they made it? - Yeah, uh, so Carroll Shelby...
...could, uh, test out new tires.
- Do you know how many they made? - Yeah, I do. One.
- Do you know...? - I hate to bring...
...this important conversation to an end, but somebody's gotta get home...
...so that their foster mom doesn't worry. CHARLES: Ow.
What's with the shoulder?
I told you. It's the kids at Mrs. Clinton's. They're so stupid.
All right, well, good news is, you get to ride in a Crown Vic.
CHARLES: Woo-hoo.
It's the Super Snake of cop cars.
JOHN: Got her.
That's the house.
My kids looked in the window and they saw blood and knives.
- It could be anything. JOHN: Hey, you stay here. Stay here!
A-57 requesting backup.
[SOMETHING SCREAMING]
LUCERO: Clear.
[MAN GRUNTS]
JOHN: Drop it! Drop the knife! LUCERO: Drop it!
What? What is it?
It is goat.
[GOAT BLEATS]
BETTY: Goat? That's it? JOHN: Hey.
LUCERO: Hey. - I told you to stay back.
- You want a bite? - No.
I lost my appetite.
[IN ARAB ACCENT] "Is goat."
[LAUGHS]
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Where's your burger?
Oh, come on. Don't tell me that that upset your delicate sensibilities.
Man, did you see that thing?
Where do you think meat comes from?
The supermarket, in a Styrofoam tray, wrapped in plastic.
- Come on. - Not that dude's tub.
- [MIMICS GOAT BLEATING] Try it. - Ugh.
- Really? - Try it.
- Please. GUS: Come here.
- Come here! - Come on.
Hey, we got something.
- You lying bitch. JOHN: Hey!
GUS: Yourjob is to make money every day! MAYA: I gave him his money!
LUCERO: Break it up! You, over here! MAYA: I gave him his money!
JOHN: You, up on the curb. Let's see some ID, now.
You, over there. Go over here.
LUCERO: Look down here. Down here. JOHN: Just separate.
JOHN: Let's see some ID. GUS: All right.
JOHN: Slowly.
GUS: Shit.
Keep your hands where I can see them.
Put your hands behind your head.
A-57, requesting wants and warrants...
...on Jameson, Gus, 12/24/1962...
...male, white, black, brown, 6-foot, 187 pounds.
Edward-6661829.
Call it, partner.
I'm gonna guess a concealed weapon, Officer Cooper.
JOHN: Oh! Ding, ding, ding.
Officer Lucero...
...you win the Viking Range and the washer and dryer.
LUCERO: Thank you very much.
Ha!
JOHN: Yep.
And the bonus round.
A trip to San Juan, Puerto Rico.
That's mine! You told me you lost it, you bitch!
- Don't you talk to me that way out here. MAYA: Bitch! Bitch!
- Shut up. - Bitch! Bitch!
WOMAN [OVER RADIO]: A- 57, you have a Code 6 Charles-187 suspect at your location.
LUCERO: Copy. - Gus Jameson...
...you are the proud owner of a warrant for murder.
Murder? Who?
Who?
- From the liquor store? - Uh-uh.
GUS: The one with the...?
- Uh-uh. The guy in the Peruvian restaurant? - I know I've seen him since.
- You sure? He got a brother. GUS: I've seen him.
Pimps say the darnedest things. Let's go, Gus.
BELINDA: Who the fuck is it?
It's Detectives Adams and Robinson.
- We spoke on the phone? - Right, right. Come in.
- I just woke up. You want some coffee? LYDIA: No, we're good.
BELINDA: So, what happened?
Is Ted in some kind of trouble or something?
Um, we're not sure.
When was the last time you spoke to him?
I don't know, like, three weeks ago? Six? What a dick.
Oh, yeah? What makes him a dick?
How should I know? You're a man, why don't you tell me?
Why do guys like him have to fuck everything that moves?
Didn't get laid enough in high school? Trying to impress their fathers?
I think what he meant was why were you angry with Ted?
Because I'm sleeping with him and I find out he has a girlfriend...
...and he's supposed to, like, be with her and shit.
LYDIA: So you were upset with him because he was cheating on you?
BELINDA: I didn't give much of a shit.
I'm not married to the guy. He wasn't cheating on me.
I just felt bad for the other girl.
LYDIA: So you were upset about something else?
If you think someone did something to Ted...
...there's a lot of people with way more reason than me.
Ted owed gambling debts, like, all over town.
He couldn't place a bet anywhere.
He owed dealers money too.
So he does drugs?
Yeah, cocaine, pills, and weird shit, like angel dust.
Who the fuck does that?
- Hey, you, uh, mind if I hold on to this? BELINDA: No.
You can keep it.
So, Belinda, where have you been for the past couple days?
Um...
Okay, you may not remember where you were, but we can definitely find out.
We can check your credit cards, surveillance cameras.
BELINDA: Go ahead.
Do I look like someone who has a lot of secrets?
I mean, half of Hollywood has seen my pussy.
LYDIA: Okay.
You're giving us your permission to check your credit cards, right?
Yeah. If I say yes, will you guys leave?
Hey, drive slow.
Beat it.
BEN: What was with that kid, huh?
SAMMY: Oh. Charles. He was there when we arrested his dad. It wasn't pretty.
His, uh, dad got shot, the guy he rolled with got killed.
Ugly. So anyways, I try to visit him every once in a while.
You know how it is. I don't seem to have time anymore.
- Yeah. - I don't know, I wish I could do more.
You know how it is. Look what you went through for that girl.
That was one time. And me getting so wrapped up, it's not a good idea.
Whatever happened to that girl, anyway?
- She settled down in Texas, okay? - Yeah. We stay in touch.
She's doing good, you know.
She's gonna graduate. It's crazy.
- Really? - Fuck no.
I have absolutely no idea what she's doing. I did my job. It's over.
- She's somebody else's problem now. - I promise you. She's no one's problem.
And that kid, Charles, he's gonna be no one's problem.
- You try to get him to Explorers? - Can you imagine that kid?
He'd shoot himself in the foot with a fake gun. Heh.
They got some gifted program at the school.
He's smart, but, uh, he's got some kind of learning disability or something.
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Any available unit, we have a bank 211 in progress...
... suspects are driving a black Volvo SUV, heading south on Alvarado.
- Unit to handle identify. - A-36, show us responding.
[SIREN WAILS]
LYDIA: I think she's the one.
- She could barely tell you what day it is. - Crazy doesn't mean dumb.
To me, it seems like a gang thing.
She said he owed debt to drug dealers. Perhaps he's dealing.
Owes the MS-13, Armenian Power. It's like they're sending a message.
You know, "You fuck with us, we'll boil you."
No, this is a crime of pure rage.
Yeah, but how long does rage last?
You gotta kill him, chop him up, clean up blood, put him in the vat.
- It's just... - It can last a long time. Clearly.
MAN [OVER RADIO]: All units, pursue suspects.
Now heading east on Third Street, be advised.
This is it. This is it. This is it. A-36, turning south onto Westlake.
Show us in pursuit of a black Volvo SUV.
What's he throwing? He's throwing money out the car.
Get out of the way!
Jesus.
SAMMY: Jesus. BEN: Passing Maryland. Get out of the road!
SAMMY: Partner.
BEN: Get out of the street! Out of the...
Jesus Christ.
- What the fuck was that? - Want me to pull him over?
- Turning west on Sixth. - Oh, it smells like piss!
Jesus Christ.
Who is this guy, man? Robin Hood of south central?
Knows he's going down, flinging evidence all over street.
No, no, no, man. They planned it this way.
DEWEY: Coop! - Rob the accounts of people who work...
...give it to people on welfare. DEWEY: Check this out.
LOPEZ: Heard it's Nation of Islam. They're wearing those ties.
- It's not Nation of Islam. - They wear ties. Am I right?
Yes, they wear ties. But it's not the Nation of Islam.
LOPEZ: Then who are they, Colombo?
A baby carriage.
SAMMY: Out of the way! - Out of the street!
Hey!
Why would he throw money at as?
We're turning back onto Westlake.
MAN [OVER RADIO]: 211 suspects, now heading north on Westlake.
[HORN HONKING]
BEN: A-36. We're blocked.
Jesus, man.
SAMMY: Get off the car!
Where'd he go?
BEN: Shit. Come on, this way.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING AND SHOUTING]
BEN: Police! Get out of the way! Out of the way!
MAN: You all work hard. Get a little for yourselves.
BEN: Where did these people come from? MAILER: It's been all over Twitter and the news.
People are lined up for blocks.
BEN: Freeze! Freeze! SAMMY: Freeze! Freeze!
- Get out of the way! BEN: Shit.
Get out of the way!
MAN: My money now!
People gonna be pissed if this is over.
Buddy said people were in line for miles to get their share.
If only you knew the history with banks in this neighborhood with redlining...
... foreclosures and interest rates being charged twice as high as...
I'm going to Red Lobster tonight, motherfuckers!
[ALL LAUGH]
LYDIA: We got enough to do without YouTube.
So check it out. Ted has credit card debt.
Thirteen thousand on one, 20,000 to another.
They don't kill you for credit card debt.
Yet.
According to Belinda, he's in debt to people who do, like drug dealers.
- And he's tapped out. - A lot of people owe money.
And I'm not buying Belinda's whole act.
Ah. Look. She made a $240 purchase at a restaurant supply store.
- Guess what she bought? - A pony.
- A new car? - Are you done?
I guess.
A 35-gallon vat.
Oh, so she cooks.
She's not that big. Do you think she could carry a vat that heavy?
I think that girl can persuade anybody to do what she wants.
SAMMY: Freeze!
Stop running!
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
Police! Out of the way!
SAMMY: Get down! Get out of the way! BEN: Out of the way!
SAMMY: Get out of the way! Get out of the way! BEN: Out of way!
SAMMY: You got him? BEN: No.
Train!
SAMMY: Hey!
- Police! MAN: Hey!
Police! Back! Back! Get out of the way!
Police!
Police! Get out of the way! Police! Freeze! Freeze!
Put your hands up!
Get up! Back! Behind me!
Turn around, slowly. Slowly.
Hands up. Hands up.
All right. Down on the floor. Down.
Hands at your side.
Don't move.
You hear me? Don't move.
Don't you fucking move.
[GRUNTING]
I told you, I don't know who used my card.
I don't keep track of shit like that.
I know I didn't buy a giant fucking vat. I've never even been to that store.
LYDIA: When we pull up the security footage, we're not gonna see you?
BELINDA: I don't know. I don't even know what's going on.
Oh, my God, I cannot believe Ted is gone.
You wouldn't be asking me if he wasn't dead.
I'm not stupid. You think I did something to him...
...like I hit him with some vat.
I don't even know what kind of vat that is. God, you guys are assholes.
LYDIA: Now you wanna start to remember where you've been for past eight days?
RUBEN: Or you wanna keep calling us names? - I told you, I don't know.
I had a photo shoot on Tuesday.
Or Wednesday.
And there were, you know, some parties.
And then I had this audition for this website.
Oh, God. Please don't tell my mom.
- You might be right about her after all. - I've been wrong before.
[PHONE RINGS]
Adams.
What?
Oh, man.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Thank you. Please, come in.
I have the keys.
Uh, the man never home, but he leaves me money.
But this time, look, right next to my money was this...
...plus an extra $200.
"By the time you read this, I will be gone."
LUCERO: Okay, you wait outside, while we look around, okay?
- I keep the 200? LUCERO: Yeah.
Okay.
Hello?
Los Angeles police!
Hello?
Hey.
[ENGINE RUNNING]
Hello?
LUCERO: Coop.
We got him.
Hey.
A-57, requesting an RA unit to our location.
We have a victim conscious and breathing, with a minor gunshot wound.
It's not your day, huh?
Something in particular?
My, uh...
My wife left.
I'm sorry.
That sucks.
I got home and the house, it sounds different.
I took off my shoes in the hallway and that empty sound...
I didn't wanna hear it again.
JOHN: Hmm.
Maybe if she left, it means she isn't the one.
Maybe the right one stays.
What if she was the right one? What if she was the only one?
And I spend the rest of my life in this empty house...
...with my shoes in the hall...
...and the refrigerator humming and the clock ticking.
The phone rings and it sounds like a bomb going off.
Maybe you should get a carpet.
[LAUGHS]
LUCERO: Coop.
Come on.
Let's get you to the hospital.
Come on. We'll get you checked out.
- You lived here long? - Twenty years.
JOHN: Yeah? What kind of work you do? - Engineer. I design elevators.
Really?
You never know who you can trust, do you?
Give your heart to the wrong person and it's all over.
Oh, it's a miracle. Ted risen from the dead.
Hallelujah, it's a resurrection.
Let's go get this fool.
TED: Why are you crying? Why are you crying?
Hey there. Ted Josephs.
Hey. Left hand on top of your head.
- On top of your head. - God. You called the cops.
He said Belinda was this gross girl and she was so crazy...
...that we'd be doing the world a favor.
So you said. Do you wanna confess now or later?
She already told us damn near everything.
About you buying the bones, borrowing Belinda's credit card...
...the debt you can't pay.
I thought I could trust you.
It all seemed like a movie until I actually saw her.
He asked me to make sure she didn't go anywhere.
That's what it took for you to realize this was a bad idea?
I don't know. I thought Belinda seemed cool.
Because I've always wanted to be artsy like that.
She reminded me of one of those girls...
...that I would have wanted to be friends with in school.
Faking your own death is not a crime.
Yeah, but stealing Belinda's credit card is.
TED: How could you do this to me? CHRISTIE: Stop yelling at me.
Ugh. Easy, man.
You always yell. She just seemed so nice.
What are you talking about? How did she seem nice?
She was watering her neighbor's plants.
And then she fed a stray cat outside her house.
That's not a stray. That's her cat. That's not so nice.
You think serial killers don't feed their cats?
She should go to prison for feeding her cat?
You're a fucking idiot. Just like she is.
Everyone seems nice, fuckwad.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bet he seemed nice when you first met him too, huh?
Funny, for such a genius, you're awfully handcuffed.
Maybe me and Belinda will celebrate tonight with dinner at Tamashiro.
That's my restaurant.
- I took you there. CHRISTIE: I'll be sure to get the uni.
Okay. Enough. All right? Go. You go. Before I arrest you too.
[RUBEN CHUCKLES]
TED: Fucking bitch! LYDIA: Shut up.
JOHN: No.
[LUCERO CHUCKLES]
I hate it when you're right.
[SIREN WAILS]
What are you doing, sir?
JOHN: Hey, buddy.
May I text my wife to come and get the dog?
We got it. Put your hands behind your back, please.
Why'd you do it?
It made me feel surprised.
You make these great plans. And then you realize...
...you've worked away the part of you that can enjoy any of it.
Worked away that part that can be surprised.
Delighted. You killed it.
But this makes me happy.
Every time the glass breaks, it feels like something.
No matter how many times I do it, it feels new.
I envy you.
You probably have more excitement in one day than I've had in my entire life.
LUCERO: Let's go.
They find anything out about the bank guys?
Not that I know. I think they were just some guys.
Nobody knows whether they planned on giving the money away...
...or decided when they knew they were caught.
I heard 30 bucks have been returned so far.
- Well, they said the money's marked. - They always say that. I doubt it.
And what are they gonna do?
Anybody gets caught, they say they found it somewhere.
- You got it all figured out? - Yeah.
Hey, I got a mortgage with that bank.
I was one week late, they sent a red letter, threatened to take my house.
My kid's home.
I won't feel too bad if someone has a nice meal off them...
...maybe, uh, pays their rent. - Yeah, I hear you.
- Hey. BROOKE: Hi.
- Hey, Brooke. - Hey, Sammy.
- Hi. - Hi.
SAMMY: Very nice to see you here.
- You too. - Yeah.
- Oh, come on. SAMMY: What?
You know what? I got this.
- You two have fun. BROOKE: Bye.
Nice to see you.
Thanks.
- Hi. - Hi.
- What happened to your face? - You should see the other guy.
- How was your day? - Good.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Those little ones behave? - Uh, you know...
- More or less? BROOKE: More or less.
BEN: I thought Officer Bryant told you to go home.
I came to report my wallet got stolen. He said you would take the report.
- Your wallet got stolen? What happened? - Yeah, I had, like, $1000 in that wallet.
Oh.
Now I have nothing for dinner and no money.
BROOKE: Is that so? No money for dinner, huh?
What do you think?
Come on.
How about you go to dinner with us tonight?
Just this one time, okay?
Huh?
- Hi, I'm Brooke. BEN: This is Brooke.
CHARLES: Charles. BEN: Charles.
You liked Belinda.
She was a lovely girl. Everyone thought so, except you.
Mm-hm. Those naked pictures of her were lovely.
Oh, you got a dirty, dirty mind.
She's a sweet girl.
Everybody's got to make a living.
So Christopher has a daddy after all?
Heh. This have anything to do with the young lady screaming in our parking lot?
- It's none of your business. - You and your secrets, man.
Excuse me?
We've been working together for, what, a year now?
You've met my family, been to my house.
- You know everything there is to know. - Yeah, and I didn't ask.
You chose to share that information.
You wanna shut me out? It's fine. It's fine.
Here's what I see.
You had an affair with a married man, that was a mistake.
But now you have a son and that man wants to be in your son's life.
And if you shut him out, out of spite or ego or whatever it is you're feeling...
...that's gonna be your next mistake, and the biggest mistake of your life...
...when your son can never forgive you.
I'm your friend. I can tell you when I think you're screwing up.
It doesn't mean I'm right.
It just means I care too much about you to keep my mouth shut.
I don't even need any of this stuff.
Well, Walmart, they accept returns for cash.
I'm just saying.
Hey, it's Sammy Bryant.
Yeah.
Let's go ahead and get started on that bathroom work.
Yeah, thanks.
WOMAN [ON TV]: With handfuls of cash as they attempted to flee police authorities...
[CHUCKLES]
[English - US - SDH]
﻿萨米：警察下来！走开! 本：滚开！
萨米：让开！走开! 本：滚开！
萨米：得到他了吗？本：没有。
[人们喋喋不休]
火车！
萨米：嘿！
男人：他们说为洛杉矶警察局工作是世界上最伟大演出的门票。
但要走到前排并不总是那么容易。
昨晚很有趣。
- 那，呃，太好了。- 是的。
你要喝咖啡吗？
我该去上班了。
有时间我会打电话给你的。
当然。
布鲁克：哈里特·塔布曼（Harriet Tubman）建造了一条地下铁路……
...将黑人带到加拿大。关闭。C。
我更喜欢我的一年级学生。他们只是胡编乱造。
Harriet Tubman 训练老虎。
- 这很棒。本：你给我打几分？
昨晚的？B.
乙？
也许你今晚会得到重新测试。如果你幸运的话。
好的。
下班后在车站接我。
我知道一个很棒的寿司店。
也许你会有点宽容。
是的，我不会在曲线上评分。
我是一个非常好的学生。
过来。
- 我是一个非常好的学生。- 嗯。走着瞧。
我会考A。你知道，我会考A。
有牛。你推到这里，牛就走了……
自动语音[录音中]：猪说……
不，那是……这是牛。
你要玩吗？你为什么不想玩？你以前玩过。
你想现在玩，突然？
哥们，你得把裤子穿在身上。
停下来。
[SIGHS]
最近怎么样？是吗？最近怎么样？好像没问题？
LAVERNE：我会把结果告诉法官，他们会让你知道的。
看，布莱恩特警官，整个房子都需要婴儿锁……
...但最重要的是你必须固定水温。
我在浴室里洗衣服差点把自己烫伤了。
我知道。我一直在为它存钱。
而且，呃，我的意思是，他太小了，反正他现在连水龙头都够不着。
但每当他在浴室里时，我一直盯着他。
我相信你。但是一次烧伤，你可能会失去你的孩子。
找到钱。
谢谢。
[全笑]
希尔：安静。- 那是我的好朋友。
希尔：杜威。
听着，伙计们。
我们在比奇伍德峡谷附近发现了一串破窗户。
一周一两次，连续三周。
没有盗窃，只有破坏。
似乎发生在早上或下午晚些时候。侦探正在处理它。
显然他们会很感激帮助。把那些拿出来。
- 破窗理论。希尔：没错。
破碎的窗户导致真正的犯罪。
混蛋认为他们可以侥幸逃脱。
什么？
希尔：我们在 Grauman's 那里得到了一个干燥的驼峰。
- 一个食人魔。希尔：嗯？
这就是它的名称。弗罗特。
这是一个喜欢和游客摩擦自己的色狼。
- 这就是它的名字！希尔：随便你怎么称呼他。
除非你喜欢那种东西，否则小心你的背。
把那些也送出去。
睁大眼睛看那个人。好吧，就是这样。
滚开，注意安全。
你和我，强尼，高举文明之墙。
莉迪亚：嘿。- 嘿。
莉迪亚：对不起。
对不起。嗯，保姆迟到了。
不，没关系。我很高兴见到你。
我们需要谈论哪些我们无法在电话中谈论的话题？
那天我收到了你的消息。你看起来很沮丧。
好吧，当你妈妈死了，这就是发生的事情。
我希望你能把他带来。
克里斯托弗。
这就是它的意义所在？
我们达成了共识。
莉迪亚，他也是我的儿子。
是的，而且由于这种情况，我们同意我抚养他。
Lyd... Yvette 和我要离婚了。
很抱歉听到这个消息。
但克里斯托弗和我自己过得很好。
你要告诉我吗？伊妮德走了，这很容易吗？
我已经这样做了三遍。我无法想象一个人做这件事。
既然方便了，你就带着这个来找我？
- 我们没有什么不方便的。- 好像是这样。
看，我爱你一辈子。
我搞砸了。我现在对此无能为力。
但是克里斯托弗。
我无时无刻不在想着他。
我给他买了所有这些礼物，它们都藏在壁橱里。
我只想成为他生活的一部分，莉迪亚。这是不对的。
不适合我。而且不适合他。
约翰：杜威！
卢塞罗：哇。
- 杜威！杜威：哟！
就在这里，伙计。
看一下这个。哈哈。
卢塞罗：天哪。
看看这个，伙计。这是真棒还是什么？
约翰：这是什么，福利支票？- 这是正确的。
有一个家伙和他的女朋友住在这里。她去东方看望爸爸妈妈……
...他停止接听电话，所以她给我们打电话。
- 你觉得怎么样？杜威：嗯，不太好，兄弟。
有人闯入后门，那里的邮件堆得很高……
...而且车上到处都是灰尘，所以我打电话给侦探。
一些工作，嗯？
杜威：你在开玩笑吗？有人整天都在搞这些东西吗？哈哈。
检查这个鸡巴出来，伙计。
这里有乳头环的麻木坚果是 Ted Josephs，他是住在这里的猫。
- 但是这个婊子？我的天啊。约翰：是的。
杜威：你记得她，对吧？
那部电影里的那个小女演员。
用电锯把她的头砍下来？
[杜威模仿电锯旋转]
那个狗屎是毒品。
我没看到。
[杜威笑]
那挺好的。
杜威：伙计，你错过了。我借给你。
- 嘿，库普。远离那个狗屎。- 这是什么？
杜威：哦！
那是一桶肮脏的东西。
[所有呻吟]
卢塞罗：看看那东西的边缘。
有人一直在把那个家伙砍成碎片。
杜威：逼真，宝贝。
卢塞罗：那是……？杜威：乳头环？
我想我们刚刚找到了泰德。
[杜威呻吟]
萨米：我和沃特斯谈过。
她再也没有听到塔米的任何消息……
...关于她对我的所谓袭击指控。
优秀。
所以新的事情是，我要重做浴室吗？
不仅仅是热水器...
...那家伙说管道靠得太近了。
那有什么意思？
这意味着我要重做那个地方的所有管道。
法庭评估员今天来了...
...说水太热了，对孩子不安全。
这是否意味着我必须重做管道？
当我买了这个地方他们卖给我这个废话...
...关于它如何成为最好的建筑材料和花岗岩台面。
你给了我同样的废话。我买了同样的房子，记得吗？
嘿，你有便宜货。你应该感谢我。
你付了，就像，我为那个地方付的钱的一半。
你怎么知道我为房子付了多少钱？
房地产经纪人有没有告诉你我为我的房子付了多少钱？
[电话铃声和萨米笑]
这不好笑。她有没有告诉你多少钱……？
稍等一下。我不知道你在说什么。
你好？
什么？不。
等待。你说他叫什么名字？
查尔斯·汉密尔顿？
好的，我马上就到。
- 他妈的。本：说真的！
弗兰克：它们是人骨，好吧。
也没那么老。
莉迪亚：嗯。还有其他的东西，那可能是我们失踪的人吗？
弗兰克：是的，看起来像个成年男性。
看。
鲁本：这是死因吗？
弗兰克：让我们希望。
理想情况下，在肢解之前死亡。
安妮特：嘿，莉迪亚。莉迪亚：嘿，安妮特。
安妮特：这孩子怎么样？莉迪亚：呃。大声。
安妮特：我知道，我们在想什么，对吧？- 以旧换新并获得退款。
安妮特：嘿，看看这个。
我们不能肯定地说，这可能是他们用来割伤他的东西。
最近刚洗过，有漂白水的味道。
娄在浴室的壁橱里找到了它。
莉迪亚：知道他是在哪里被杀的吗？安妮特：还没有。
克里斯蒂：我的上帝，你们都在这里。泰德好吗？
他还好吗？我是那个给你打电话的人。
我打电话给你。我住在这里。那是我的男朋友。
他还好吗？
好吧，我们走吧。
好吧，伙计们，支持它。
备份。我们要清楚这一点。
好吧，来吧。你有地方去吗？去那里。
- 你看到什么了吗？女人：没有。
约翰：你看到发生了什么吗？男人1：不。
- 你呢？男 2：不。
不，这是一种耻辱。我每天早上都在这里遛狗。这是一家可爱的商店。
他们为什么这样做？
女人 [无线电]：任何可用的单位来处理 ADWin 进度......
...在 2316 Sierra Drive。公关报道尖叫来自...
...邻居的住所。- 就在山上。
女人：观察到可能的男人拿着刀。
处理标识的单位。
A-57，告诉我们回应。预计到达时间，60 秒。
请将另一个单位转接到我们的破坏电话。
艾德琳：嘿，布莱恩特警官。
感谢你的到来。
他没有钱。我说我要报警，他说给你打电话。
- 谢谢，艾德琳。艾德琳：嗯。
查尔斯：嘿，布莱恩特警官。
我很高兴见到你。
- 有人偷了我的钱包。- 你对我开玩笑？嗯？
嘿，呃，查尔斯·汉密尔顿。
本·谢尔曼警官。
克里斯蒂：你找到泰德了吗？
莉迪亚：呃，不。还没有。但我们正在尽我们所能。
- 哦，我的上帝，他受伤了吗？鲁本：我们真的还不太了解。
克里斯蒂：我不敢相信这正在发生。
鲁本：是的。你最后一次和泰德说话是什么时候？
嗯，在我去马萨诸塞州之前，那是八天前。
莉迪亚：有什么我们应该注意的问题吗？
鲁本：药物，工作中的问题，诸如此类？
不，一切都很好。嗯，工作很棒。呵呵。
他不吸毒或做类似的怪事。嗯...
他有很多朋友。
每个人都爱他。
嗯，嗯，除了...我不知道，我敢肯定这没什么。
莉迪亚：不。一切都有帮助。
好的。嗯，这简直太愚蠢了，我什至无法相信……
......我告诉你，但是，嗯，有一个女孩，她有点像朋友的朋友。
而且，嗯，泰德告诉她，他会帮助她处理一些身体部位……
...因为她朋友正在制作的一些愚蠢的电影...
......然后当他无法做到时，她吓坏了。
她在他的 Facebook 页面上留下了所有这些疯狂的帖子。
嗯，如果你愿意，我可以给你看。
- 是啊是啊。克里斯蒂：哦，好的。
我把它们都做好了……你去吧。
莉迪亚：“你怎么了？你答应过你会在这里的。
如果你让我失望，我会杀了你。”
- 你见过这个女孩吗？- 我有没有？不，我从没见过她……
...但是，嗯，泰德，你知道，提到过她几次...
……说她疯了。
我猜她也给他打了几次电话。
“我永远不能相信你。你的时间到了。”
克里斯蒂：但那不代表什么，对吧？
- 这个女孩的全名是什么？克里斯蒂：贝琳达。是的。
嗯，贝琳达·卡格罗夫。
- 你为什么不在学校？- 学校里的孩子们，他们打架。
学校里的孩子们，他们打架，整件事，对吧？
但你必须学会​​如何反击。
或者跑得快什么的。
汽车杂志怎么了？
这不是汽车杂志，而是关于野马的特殊出版物。
- 野马是一辆很棒的车。- 我知道。
我爸爸开着一辆谢尔比野马。
- 真的？哪一年？- 2012. 超级蛇。
本： 2012 年的，真的吗？- 对真的。
你知道他们什么时候制造了第一条超级蛇吗？
本：嗯。
查尔斯：1967 年 - 1967 年。
- 你知道他们为什么成功吗？- 是的，呃，所以卡罗尔谢尔比......
...可以，呃，测试新轮胎。
- 你知道他们做了多少吗？- 是的。一。
- 你知道吗...？- 我讨厌带...
...结束这次重要的谈话，但有人得回家了...
...这样他们的养母就不用担心了。查尔斯：哦。
肩膀怎么了？
我告诉你了。是克林顿夫人家的孩子们。他们太愚蠢了。
好吧，好消息是，您可以乘坐 Crown Vic。
查尔斯：呜呼。
这是警车中的超级蛇。
约翰：得到她。
那是房子。
我的孩子们看着窗户，他们看到了血和刀。
- 可以是任何东西。约翰：嘿，你留在这里。留在这儿！
A-57 请求备份。
[什么东西在尖叫]
卢塞罗：清楚。
[男人咕哝]
约翰：放下它！放下刀！卢塞罗：放下它！
什么？它是什么？
是山羊。
[山羊咩咩]
贝蒂：山羊？而已？约翰：嘿。
卢塞罗：嘿。- 我告诉过你留下来。
- 你想咬一口吗？- 不。
我失去了胃口。
[用阿拉伯口音] “是山羊。”
[笑]
[以正常声音] 你的汉堡在哪里？
哦，来吧。不要告诉我那会扰乱你微妙的情感。
伙计，你看到那个东西了吗？
你认为肉是从哪里来的？
超市，在泡沫塑料托盘中，用塑料包裹。
- 快点。- 不是那个家伙的浴缸。
- [模仿山羊咩咩]试试看。- 呃。
- 真的？- 试试吧。
- 请。古斯：过来。
- 过来！- 快点。
嘿，我们得到了一些东西。
- 你这个撒谎的婊子。约翰：嘿！
GUS：你的工作就是每天赚钱！玛雅：我给了他他的钱！
卢塞罗：分手吧！你，这边！玛雅：我给了他他的钱！
约翰：你，在路边。现在让我们看看一些ID。
你，那边。过去这里。
卢塞罗：往下看。下来这里。约翰：只是分开。
约翰：让我们看看一些身份证。古斯：好的。
约翰：慢慢来。
古斯：操。
把手放在我能看到的地方。
把手放在脑后。
A-57，请求通缉令...
...关于詹姆森，格斯，1962 年 12 月 24 日...
...男性，白色，黑色，棕色，6 英尺，187 磅。
爱德华-6661829。
叫它，伙伴。
我猜是隐藏的武器，库珀警官。
约翰：哦！叮，叮，叮。
卢塞罗警官...
...您赢得了 Viking Range 和洗衣机和烘干机。
卢塞罗：非常感谢。
哈！
约翰：是的。
和奖金回合。
波多黎各圣胡安之旅。
那是我的！你告诉我你把它弄丢了，你这个婊子！
- 你不要在外面这样跟我说话。玛雅：婊子！婊子！
- 住口。- 婊子！婊子！
女人[无线电]：A- 57，你的位置有一名代码 6 Charles-187 嫌疑人。
卢塞罗：复制。- 格斯詹姆森...
...你是谋杀逮捕令的骄傲拥有者。
谋杀？谁？
谁？
- 从酒类商店？- 嗯嗯。
GUS：那个……？
- 嗯嗯。秘鲁餐厅的那个人？- 我知道从那以后我见过他。
- 你确定？他有一个兄弟。GUS：我见过他。
皮条客说最该死的话。我们走吧，格斯。
贝琳达：这他妈是谁？
是侦探亚当斯和罗宾逊。
- 我们通了电话？- 是的是的。进来吧。
- 我刚睡醒。你要喝咖啡吗？莉迪亚：不，我们很好。
贝琳达：那么，发生了什么事？
泰德有什么麻烦吗？
嗯，我们不确定。
你最后一次和他说话是什么时候？
我不知道，比如，三周前？六？真是个鸡巴。
哦耶？是什么让他成为鸡巴？
我应该怎么知道？你是男人，为什么不告诉我？
为什么像他这样的人必须操一切会动的东西？
高中还不够熟？试图打动他们的父亲？
我想他的意思是你为什么生特德的气？
因为我和他上床了，我发现他有女朋友...
......他应该，就像，和她在一起，狗屎。
莉迪亚：所以你生他的气是因为他背叛了你？
贝琳达：我没在乎。
我没有和那个男人结婚。他没有欺骗我。
我只是为另一个女孩感到难过。
莉迪亚：所以你对别的事情感到不安？
如果你认为有人对泰德做了什么...
...有很多人比我更有理由。
泰德欠了全城的赌债。
他无法在任何地方下注。
他还欠经销商钱。
所以他吸毒？
是的，可卡因、药丸和奇怪的东西，比如天使之尘。
这他妈是谁干的？
- 嘿，你，呃，介意我坚持吗？贝琳达：不。
你可以留着。
那么，贝琳达，过去几天你去哪儿了？
嗯...
好吧，你可能不记得你在哪里，但我们绝对可以找到。
我们可以检查您的信用卡、监控摄像头。
贝琳达：继续。
我看起来像一个有很多秘密的人吗？
我的意思是，好莱坞的一半都看过我的阴部。
莉迪亚：好的。
你允许我们检查你的信用卡，对吧？
是的。如果我说是，你们会离开吗？
嘿，开慢点。
打败它。
本：那个孩子怎么了，嗯？
萨米：哦。查尔斯。当我们逮捕他的父亲时，他在场。它不漂亮。
他的，呃，爸爸被枪杀了，和他一起滚的那个人被杀了。
丑陋的。所以无论如何，我试着每隔一段时间去拜访他一次。
你知道是怎么回事。我好像没有时间了。
- 是的。- 我不知道，我希望我能做得更多。
你知道是怎么回事。看看你为那个女孩经历了什么。
那是一次。而且我太忙了，这不是一个好主意。
无论如何，那个女孩发生了什么事？
- 她在德克萨斯定居，好吗？- 是的。我们保持联络。
她做得很好，你知道的。
她要毕业了 这很疯狂。
- 真的？- 他妈的不。
我完全不知道她在做什么。我做了我的工作。结束了。
- 她现在是别人的问题。- 我答应你。她不是任何人的问题。
还有那个孩子，查尔斯，他不会是任何人的问题。
- 你想把他带到探险者那里？- 你能想象那个孩子吗？
他会用假枪射自己的脚。呵呵。
他们在学校获得了一些天才课程。
他很聪明，但是，呃，他有某种学习障碍之类的。
男人[无线电]：任何可用的单位，我们有一个银行211正在进行中......
... 嫌疑人驾驶一辆黑色沃尔沃 SUV，在阿尔瓦拉多向南行驶。
- 处理标识的单位。- A-36，告诉我们回应。
[警笛声]
莉迪亚：我想她就是那个。
- 她几乎不能告诉你今天是什么日子。- 疯狂并不意味着愚蠢。
对我来说，这似乎是一个帮派的事情。
她说他欠毒贩的债。也许他在交易。
欠 MS​​-13，亚美尼亚力量。就像他们在发送消息一样。
你知道，“你他妈的我们，我们会煮你。”
不，这是纯粹的愤怒犯罪。
是的，但是愤怒会持续多久？
你得杀了他，把他砍了，把他的血洗干净，把他放进缸里。
- 只是... - 它可以持续很长时间。清楚地。
男子[无线电]：所有单位，追捕嫌疑人。
现在在第三街向东行驶，请注意。
就是这个。就是这个。就是这个。A-36，向南转向西湖。
向我们展示追求黑色沃尔沃 SUV。
他在扔什么？他把钱扔出车外。
走开!
耶稣。
萨米：耶稣。本：经过马里兰州。滚出马路！
萨米：合伙人。
本：滚出街道！出...
耶稣基督。
- 那是什么鬼？- 要我把他拉过来吗？
- 在六号向西转。- 哦，它闻起来像小便！
耶稣基督。
这家伙是谁，伙计？中南部的罗宾汉？
知道他要倒下，在街上到处扔证据。
不，不，不，伙计。他们是这样计划的。
杜威：合作！- 抢劫工作人员的账户...
......把它给福利的人。杜威：看看这个。
洛佩兹：听说是伊斯兰国度。他们戴着那些领带。
- 这不是伊斯兰国家。- 他们打领带。我对吗？
是的，他们打领带。但它不是伊斯兰国度。
洛佩兹：那么他们是谁，科伦坡？
一辆婴儿车。
萨米：别挡道！- 出街！
嘿！
他为什么要砸钱？
我们将返回西湖。
男子 [无线电]：211 名嫌疑人，现在在 Westlake 向北行驶。
[喇叭喇叭]
本：A-36。我们被封锁了。
耶稣，伙计。
萨米：下车！
他去哪儿了？
本：妈的。来吧，这边。
[人们喋喋不休]
本：警察！走开! 别挡道！
男：你们都辛苦了。给自己一点。
本：这些人是从哪里来的？MAILER：Twitter 和新闻上到处都是。
人们排队等待街区。
本：冻住！冻结！萨米：冻住！冻结！
- 让开！本：妈的。
走开!
男：我的钱现在！
如果这件事结束了，人们会很生气。
巴迪说，人们排了好几英里的队才能得到他们的份额。
要是你知道这附近有红线的银行的历史就好了……
... 止赎和利率是...的两倍
今晚我要去红龙虾，混蛋！
[全笑]
莉迪亚：没有 YouTube，我们已经做的够多了。
所以检查一下。泰德有信用卡债务。
一个一万三千，另一个两万。
他们不会因为信用卡债务而杀了你。
然而。
根据贝琳达的说法，他欠那些这样做的人，比如毒贩。
- 他被淘汰了。- 很多人欠钱。
而且我不会购买贝琳达的整个表演。
啊。看。她在一家餐厅用品店购买了 240 美元。
- 猜猜她买了什么？- 一匹小马。
- 一辆新车？- 你好了吗？
我猜。
一个 35 加仑的大桶。
哦，所以她做饭。
她没那么大。你觉得她能扛得住这么重的大桶吗？
我认为那个女孩可以说服任何人做她想做的事。
萨米：冻住！
别跑了！
[人们大喊]
警察！别挡道！
萨米：下来！走开! 本：滚开！
萨米：让开！走开! 本：滚开！
萨米：你抓到他了吗？本：没有。
火车！
萨米：嘿！
- 警察！男：嘿！
警察！后退！后退！走开!
警察！
警察！走开! 警察！冻结！冻结！
举起你的手！
起床！后退！在我后面！
转身，慢慢地。慢慢地。
举手。举手。
好的。倒在地板上。下。
手在你身边。
不要动。
你听见了吗？不要动。
你他妈别动。
[咕噜声]
我告诉过你，我不知道谁用了我的卡。
我不跟踪这样的狗屎。
我知道我没有买一个他妈的大桶。我什至从未去过那家商店。
莉迪亚：当我们调出安全录像时，我们不会看到你吗？
贝琳达：我不知道。我什至不知道发生了什么事。
哦，我的上帝，我不敢相信特德走了。
你不会问我他是不是死了。
我不傻。你以为我对他做了什么...
...就像我用一些大桶打他一样。
我什至不知道那是什么缸。天哪，你们都是混蛋。
莉迪亚：现在你想开始回忆过去八天你在哪里吗？
鲁本：还是你想一直叫我们名字？- 我告诉过你，我不知道。
周二我拍了一张照片。
或者星期三。
你知道，还有一些派对。
然后我为这个网站进行了这次试镜。
天啊。请不要告诉我妈妈。
- 毕竟你对她的看法可能是对的。- 我以前错了。
[电话铃声]
亚当斯。
什么？
天啊。
[用西班牙语讲话]
谢谢你。请进来
我有钥匙。
呃，那个人从不回家，但他给我留了钱。
但是这一次，看，我的钱旁边是这个……
...加上额外的 200 美元。
“当你读到这篇文章时，我已经走了。”
卢塞罗：好的，你在外面等我们看看，好吗？
- 我保留200？卢塞罗：是的。
好的。
你好？
洛杉矶警察！
你好？
嘿。
[引擎运行]
你好？
卢塞罗：库普。
抓到他了。
嘿。
A-57，请求一个 RA 单位到我们的位置。
我们有一个有意识和呼吸的受害者，有轻微的枪伤。
这不是你的日子，对吧？
有什么特别的吗？
我的，呃...
我的妻子离开了。
对不起。
太糟糕了。
我回到家和房子，听起来不一样。
我在走廊里脱了鞋，那空荡荡的声音……
我不想再听到它了。
约翰：嗯。
也许如果她离开了，这意味着她不是那个人。
也许合适的人留下来。
如果她是对的人呢？万一只有她一个呢？
而我在这间空屋子里度过余生……
......我的鞋子在大厅里......
...冰箱嗡嗡作响，时钟滴答作响。
电话响了，听起来像是炸弹爆炸了。
也许你应该买一块地毯。
[笑]
卢塞罗：库普。
快点。
我们送你去医院吧。
快点。我们会帮你检查的。
- 你在这里住了多久？- 20年。
约翰：是吗？你的工作什么类型的？- 工程师。我设计电梯。
真的吗？
你永远不知道你可以信任谁，是吗？
把你的心交给错误的人，一切都结束了。
哦，真是个奇迹。泰德从死里复活。
哈利路亚，这是复活。
我们去找这个傻瓜吧。
泰德：你为什么哭？你怎么哭了？
嘿。特德约瑟夫斯。
嘿。左手放在头顶。
- 在你的头顶。- 上帝。你报了警。
他说贝琳达是个粗鲁的女孩，她太疯狂了……
...我们会帮世界一个忙。
所以你说。你想现在还是以后坦白？
她已经告诉了我们该死的几乎所有事情。
关于你买骨头，借贝琳达的信用卡……
...你无法偿还的债务。
我以为我可以相信你。
在我真正看到她之前，这一切都像是一部电影。
他让我确保她没有去任何地方。
这就是你意识到这是一个坏主意的原因？
我不知道。我觉得贝琳达看起来很酷。
因为我一直想成为那样的艺术。
她让我想起了其中一个女孩...
......我本来想在学校成为朋友的。
假装自己的死亡不是犯罪。
是的，但偷贝琳达的信用卡是。
TED：你怎么能这样对我？克里斯蒂：别对我大喊大叫了。
啊。容易相处的人。
你总是大喊大叫。她只是看起来很好。
你在说什么？她怎么看起来不错？
她正在给邻居的植物浇水。
然后她在她家外面喂了一只流浪猫。
那不是流浪。那是她的猫。那不是很好。
你认为连环杀手不喂他们的猫？
她应该因为喂她的猫而入狱吗？
你他妈是个白痴。就像她一样。
每个人看起来都很好，他妈的。
哇，哇，哇。
打赌你第一次见到他时他看起来也不错，对吧？
有趣的是，对于这样一个天才，你被戴上了手铐。
也许我和贝琳达今晚会在玉城吃晚饭来庆祝一下。
那是我的餐厅。
- 我带你去了。克里斯蒂：我一定会拿到大学的。
好的。足够的。好的？走。你走。在我也逮捕你之前。
[鲁本轻笑]
泰德：他妈的婊子！莉迪亚：闭嘴。
约翰：不。
[卢塞罗轻笑]
我讨厌你是对的。
[警笛声]
你在做什么，先生？
约翰：嘿，伙计。
我可以给我的妻子发短信来接狗吗？
我们得到了它。请把手放在背后。
你为什么这么做？
这让我感到很惊讶。
你制定了这些伟大的计划。然后你意识到...
...您已经消除了可以享受其中任何一个的部分。
消除了可能令人惊讶的部分。
欣喜的。你杀了它。
但这让我很开心。
每次玻璃破碎，感觉就像什么。
不管我做了多少次，感觉都是新的。
我羡慕你。
你一天之内的兴奋可能比我一生中的兴奋还要多。
卢塞罗：我们走吧。
他们发现了有关银行人员的任何信息？
不是我知道的。我认为他们只是一些人。
没有人知道他们是否打算把钱捐出去……
...或者在他们知道自己被抓住时决定。
听说已经退了30块。
- 嗯，他们说钱有标记。- 他们总是这么说。我对此表示怀疑。
他们要做什么？
任何人都被抓住了，他们说他们在某个地方找到了它。
- 你都明白了吗？- 是的。
嘿，我在那家银行有抵押贷款。
我迟到了一个星期，他们发了一封红信，威胁要拿走我的房子。
我孩子的家。
如果有人吃了一顿美餐，我不会感到太难过...
...也许，呃，支付他们的租金。- 是的，我听到了。
- 嘿。布鲁克：嗨。
- 嘿，布鲁克。- 嘿，萨米。
- 你好。- 你好。
萨米：很高兴在这里见到你。
- 你也是。- 是的。
- 哦，来吧。萨米：什么？
你知道吗？我懂了。
- 你们两个玩得开心。布鲁克：再见。
很高兴见到你。
谢谢。
- 你好。- 你好。
- 你的脸怎么了？- 你应该看到另一个人。
- 你今天过得怎么样？- 好的。
- 是的？- 是的。
- 那些小家伙的行为？- 呃，你知道...
- 或多或少？布鲁克：或多或少。
本：我以为布莱恩特警官叫你回家。
我来报告我的钱包被偷了。他说你会接受报告。
- 你的钱包被偷了？发生了什么？- 是的，我的钱包里有 1000 美元。
哦。
现在我没有东西吃晚饭，也没有钱。
布鲁克：是这样吗？没钱吃饭吧？
你怎么看？
快点。
你今晚和我们一起去吃饭怎么样？
就这一次，好吗？
嗯？
- 嗨，我是布鲁克。本：这是布鲁克。
查尔斯：查尔斯。本：查尔斯。
你喜欢贝琳达。
她是一个可爱的女孩。所有人都这么认为，除了你。
嗯嗯。她的那些裸体照片很可爱。
哦，你有一个肮脏，肮脏的头脑。
她是个可爱的女孩。
每个人都要谋生。
那么克里斯托弗到底有没有爸爸？
呵呵。这和我们停车场里那个小姐姐尖叫有关系吗？
- 这不关你的事。- 你和你的秘密，伙计。
打扰一下？
我们已经一起工作了，什么，一年了？
你见过我的家人，去过我家。
- 你知道所有要知道的。- 是的，我没有问。
您选择分享该信息。
你想把我拒之门外吗？没关系。没关系。
这就是我所看到的。
你和一个已婚男人有染，那是个错误。
但是现在你有了一个儿子，而那个男人想要进入你儿子的生活。
如果你把他拒之门外，出于怨恨、自负或任何你的感受……
……那将是你的下一个错误，也是你一生中最大的错误……
...当你的儿子永远无法原谅你的时候。
我是你的朋友。我可以告诉你什么时候我认为你搞砸了。
这并不意味着我是对的。
这只是意味着我太在乎你而不能闭嘴。
我什至不需要这些东西。
好吧，沃尔玛，他们接受现金退货。
我只是说。
嘿，我是萨米·布莱恩特。
是的。
让我们继续开始浴室工作吧。
是的，谢谢。
女人 [在电视上]：当他们试图逃离警察当局时，带着一把现金......
[笑]
[英语 - 美国 - SDH]