From studio 6b in
rockefeller center in the heart
of New York City, it's "the
tonight show starring Jimmy fallon."
Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests...
whoopi goldberg, Stephen Moyer,
musical guest, puss n boots,
and featuring the legendary roots crew.
And now, here he is... Jimmy fallon!
That's what I'm talking about, right there.
Great crowd.
Thank you, guys.
Welcome, welcome to "the tonight show."
We're going to have fun tonight.
It's a good one.
Let's get through some news stories first.
Here's what people are talking about.
President Obama called German
chancellor Angela merkel
yesterday to talk about
improving relations with our
country after this latest spying scandal.
Obama made her a pretty good offer.
He said, "look, we'll stop
spying if we can borrow your soccer team."
And I think... I think it's
going to work out.
It's a good idea.
The next five years.
Yeah.
Speaking of Obama, yesterday, congressman
Raul labrador...
that's not the joke.
That's his real name.
That's his real name, yeah.
Raul.
Woof!
Yeah.
Raul labrador.
"There's nothing in the
rulebook that says that a
a labrador can't be in congress.
Ra-ooooo ra-ooo-ooo Raul labrador says
that impeaching president Obama
isn't a good idea because "no
one wants president Joe biden."
And that's when biden realized
why Obama picked him as a a running mate.
He's like, "hey, Joe.
You're what we call my insurance policy."
No, he said that no one wants
president Joe biden, and then I
was like, "well, I would."
Monologues would write themselves.
Yeah.
I'd have the funniest
monologues in the world.
Some big sports news here.
Last night was Derek Jeter's
final all-star game.
Oh, I love Derek Jeter.
And just like this, the crowd
was definitely behind him.
But there was a little controversy.
Our show airs in England, so yeah.
A little controversy.
When pitcher Adam Wainwright
said that he actually threw
Derek Jeter an easy pitch to
hit, saying Jeter "deserved it."
I mean, yeah, if you watch the
game, you can kinda tell.
I mean, this... this is Jeter's
first at bat.
Take a look.
There's the wind-up.
And there's the pitch right there.
I mean, I mean this... this...
well, that's, uh...
and then they shoot it and make
good contact right there.
It's just not... it's just not fair.
I saw it.
I was watching it going, "hey!"
Hey!
And this was pretty embarrassing.
During last night's all-star
game, "CBS news" sent a tweet
out that called Derek Jeter
"Michael Jeter."
This is real.
"Michael Jeter takes bow at his
final all-star game."
Michael Jeter.
It wasn't the only tweet that
"CBS news" has sent recently
that was a little off.
Look at this one right here.
"Ger... germs win world cup
against arglentina."
And then... I knew what they were saying,
Right.
but it was totally wrong.
Then, a couple... a
a while back, they tweeted out this...
"Clint Eastwood criticized for
speech in which he yells at Cher."
That's not, no... it was a chair, not Cher.
Not Cher, not Cher.
Chair.
Speaking of baseball, I just
saw that minor league baseball
players have filed a class
action lawsuit to demand better pay.
As opposed to the other way
they could get better pay...
being better at baseball.
In the major... go to the major leagues.
Forget it.
It's not worth it.
Hey, did you guys hear about this?
Marvel just announced that its
comic book character Thor will
now be a woman.
Or, in other words, looks like
we're getting a new x-man.
Nice!
Thor.
They'd have to call her ther.
That's right.
Thor will now be a woman.
Then, Robin told Batman, "do you know what?
I think I'm going to go for it."
Here's a local story.
A female firefighter... a
a female firefighter just
became the first woman to be
featured in the New York fire
department's annual calendar.
And the picture they used is pretty risque.
So, you might want to cover
your kids' eyes if they're watching.
Take a look at this.
Ooh.
Hot.
Oo-oo-ee-ah-ah.
Awooga!
I wish it was July all year long.
Wah-woh.
Where's the fire?
I don't know how I feel about this.
I heard about a new dating site
that matches people up based on
their DNA compatibility.
Then, people in West Virginia
said "oh, we've been doing that for years."
"Hey, just don't be over that day!
Get your hand over there.
Don't push that lawnmower!
Suzie, go play with your Uncle daddy."
Uncle daddy?
What the... some good news...
there's a new report out and it
shows supermodel Gisele Bundchen made
$47 million in the last year.
Ooh.
It gets weird when
Tom Brady gets his paycheck and
she's like, "aw, good for you.
I'll take you to the mall and
get you something nice."
This is just weird.
The klu klux klan... uh, the ku
klux klan... oh, who cares?
The ku kulx klan is handing out
free candy to people in
south Carolina to get them to
join their organization.
Although, it's really not
working, because no one likes
white chocolate.
Uh, did you hear about this?
Kim Kardashian's new mobile
video game for phones?
Yeah.
She has a video game.
You're not going to believe this.
I'm glad... I'm happy you're sitting down.
It's so popular, it's expected
to make $200 million this year.
What?
Kim Kardashian.
$200 million, which is why
today Mario and Luigi made a a sex tape.
"Just'a close'a your eyes and'a do it!"
We have a great show.
Give it up for the roots right
there, everybody!
It's been a fun week
so far and there's more ahead.
Tomorrow night, the incredibly
talented John lithgow will be here!
He's always fun.
Plus, supermodel Miranda kerr
is going to be here.
Ooh.
Ooh-la-la.
And I'm going head-to-head in a
a game of flip cup with her.
Ooh, flip cup.
You know flip cup?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's going down.
We got music from Jason mraz.
He's going to be here tomorrow night, too.
And I'm very excited about this.
Next Tuesday.
Next Tuesday, we booked him.
We have a performance from this
guy, chronixx, is going to be here.
This guy... you guys know chronixx at all?
James?
A little bit, yeah.
He's from Jamaica.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, that chronic.
No, no, no.
Not that chronic, no.
The chronic... he knows chronic from
Jamaica.
He has two x's.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's not... stop nodding your head.
You guys don't know anything.
I know a double x from Jamaica.
He is... he's awesome.
In Jamaica, they love him.
They say, like, he could be the
next Marley, man.
Really?
Yeah, but they have a
a better accent than that.
But he has this song.
It goes like... here comes trouble
here comes the angels it's an awesome jam.
It's the best.
Again, better than what I just did.
Right.
But no one knows him
here in the U.S., really.
Unless you're a big reggae fan.
But we're going to make his
debut, his TV debut.
Chronixx will be here next Tuesday.
So, download him now.
Get into him, because you're
going to love him.
I promise.
But first, we have a great show tonight.
The very funny, the very
talented, oh, we love her so much.
Whoopi goldberg is here tonight.
Sweet lady.
She is the best.
She always brings us something.
She always brings us like
cookies or candy or something.
She's so generous and so fun.
And she always wears, like, the
coolest shoes.
I mean, I haven't seen them yet.
I said, "don't show me what
you're going to wear or bring me."
Maybe she won't bring me something.
Ooh.
That's going to be awkward, yeah.
I want you to bring me something.
She will now.
Yeah, she was like
four minutes to get something.
Also, from the hbo drama "true
blood," Stephen Moyer is stopping by.
Everybody loves that guy.
And then, she is a pal to the
show and so talented.
What a great musician.
Norah Jones' new band,
puss n boots is going to be here.
She's so fun.
Guys, do you ever go on Twitter
and you see a tweet from a
a celebrity that looks like it
makes no sense?
Yes.
It looks like a
a random statement out of left
field, but then you click
"expand," and you realize
they're actually just
responding to another person's question.
Well, I'll show you what I mean
in this next segment.
It's time for "in reply to."
So, the way this works is I'm
going to show a celebrity's
tweet and then we'll see the
question they were replying to.
The first example is from the
makers of "dawn of the planet of the apes."
They responded to @stevengrant22.
"It's a bleak post-apocalyptic
world with no hope for the future."
Not really sure what they were
talking about.
Let's see what they were asked.
"What's Miami like now that
lebron has left?"
Oh, now it makes sense.
Now, I understand, yeah.
Because now I
understand the question and the answer.
I didn't understand it before.
Now, I do.
Let me give you another example.
Here's one from the organizers
of the world cup, fifa.
They responded... "we estimate
over 25 million."
Here's the question.
"How many Americans pretended
to be soccer fans for the last month?"
It was about 25 million.
Yeah, about 25, sure.
See you in four years, soccer.
Love it!
Futbol!
Yeah, the old futbol.
Here's one from the makers of
the netflix show "house of cards."
They answered... "thank you,
we're honored to get 13 noms."
Let's see the question.
Oh, it's from governor Chris christie.
"Nom nom nom nom nom."
Gave them 13 noms.
13 of them.
13 noms.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Here's one from Miami heat
star, Dwayne wade.
He responded... "it's going to
be a rough season, but
hopefully I'll get through it."
Let's see what he was asked.
"How do you feel about
Jenny McCarthy leaving 'the view'?"
Yeah.
Wow.
Shocked us all.
Yeah, shocked everyone.
Shocking.
Let's keep going.
This one's from Derek Jeter's
team, the New York Yankees.
They answered... "at the end of
the day, it's all about number 2."
Don't... don't go ahead of me.
That's not fair.
All right.
Let's see what the question was.
"What's chipotle's new slogan?"
Oh!
Hey, ho!
Here's one from John Travolta.
Really?
He's a good man.
He responded... "eh, close enough."
Let's see what he was responding to.
Oh, it's from "CBS news,"
Michael Jeter takes a bow in
his final all-star game.
A great day for Michael Jeter.
We're gonna miss him.
Number two.
Number 634.
He's number one.
Baseball players
don't have that many numbers on
their jerseys.
Sure they do.
I must've got my facts wrong.
You caught me in a a lie.
Michael Jeter, number 140 in the house.
Moving on, here's one from the
weather channel.
They responded... "it never dips below 85."
Let's see the question.
"How old is your average viewer?"
Well, that's not fair.
I watch the weather channel.
Well, yeah.
Sure, yeah.
I like the weather channel.
I love it.
Love it.
Sunny skies.
They should have a
a show called "sunny skies."
I should.
Are you going to quit
this show and do that?
Hmm.
Should I quit this show...
you're thinking out loud.
Mm, what?
I'd never quit this show.
I'd have to call my agent.
Sunny skies could be a like a detective or
something.
Oh, yeah, my name is
like Greg "sunny" skies.
Yeah.
They call you... your nickname is sunny.
Yeah, exactly.
And then I solve crimes.
But you want everyone
to call you greggie sky.
Yeah, my name's Greg.
"Oh, yeah, sunny, what's up?"
Yeah, no, please, call me greggie skies.
My name's greggie.
I'll have, like, embroidered
shirts that say greggie.
Yep, and no one reads that.
No, they don't read it at all.
I drive around in like a lecar.
You drive a lecar?
Yeah, lecar.
You customized it.
You cut out the roof of the
lecar and your head sticks out the top.
Hey, it's greggie skies!
No, there's sunny, sunny skies.
The name's not sunny.
It's Greg.
Good seeing you, sunny!
No, greggie!
Yeah, good to see you, sunny!
I gotta go solve a a crime.
Here in Miami.
All right, you're yelling.
You're yelling, yeah.
Well, because I'm in a car.
I'm driving by.
Loud engine, loud engine.
I got it souped up.
Yeah.
Greggie skies!
That's me driving by.
What, like drove off a cliff?
Yeah.
My name's greggie skies!
Big explosion for a lecar.
Back to our bit.
Yeah, all right.
I'm giving you
examples of tweets that don't make sense.
Oh, that's right.
First one, what are they talking about?
And then, no, here's what they
really meant.
This one's from Hugh Hefner.
He replied... it turned into a
a wrinkled, 80-year-old stump.
What could that be?
Yeah, I don't know.
What could that be?
"What happened to the tree you
cut down in your front yard?"
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
Very famous tree, the playboy tree.
Here's our last one, here.
Here's from kfc.
They replied... "an entire
bucket of our original recipe chicken."
Oh!
Let's see the question.
"What does regret taste like?"
A whole bucket.
That's a lot of chicken.
That's all the time we have for
"in reply to."
We will be right back with the
one and only, whoopi goldberg, everybody.
Our first guest...
this is a great stat for her.
Our first guest is an Oscar,
Emmy, Tony and grammy award winning human.
Also co-hosts abc's "the view"
and starting August 8th she's
in the new "teenage mutant
ninja turtle's movie."
I'm so psyched.
Ladies and gentlemen please
welcome whoopi goldberg!
Whoopi goldberg,
welcome to the show and thank you so much.
Wow.
I new... you always bring something cool.
But I didn't want to put you on
the spot in case you didn't
bring something today.
No, no.
I will always bring you something.
Okay good, thank you.
All right.
Just so we know that.
We've never talked about it.
No we haven't talked about it.
Sort of an unwritten thing, you know.
Yeah.
But yeah, I always bring you stuff.
Now what is this,
what is this treat you have?
These are amazing pies from
"four and twenty blackbirds,"
they're in Brooklyn.
Four and twenty blackbirds.
Yes.
That's a cool name.
From the... king something?
King of something.
Baked in a pie four and 20 blackbirds
and then they had to fly
something like that.
Yeah.
You should do a nursery rhyme
audio book or something.
I should.
Eventually.
One is, salted caramel.
Salted carmel apple.
Yes.
I mean, oh my goodness gracious.
Look at this.
Yeah.
Wild ginger strawberry.
Which is actually from my pole
dancing name.
Wild ginger strawberry.
That's your pole...
that's my pole dancing name.
That's right.
I remember.
"Put your hands together... "
I got some of your dollars
in my pants, I do.
I'm not gonna lie.
Fresh ones.
And then also BlackBerry, gooseberry.
Gooseberrry.
Really, that was my stripper...
that was my stripper name.
Gooseberry.
That was your... "ladies, give it up
for gooseberry."
Is that 'cause it was cold in the room?
It was very cold where I stripped.
It was very cold.
And, yeah, I still have change
in my undies.
Do you?
Yeah, loose change.
I want my quarter back.
Sorry.
Do you have a napkin or something?
So you can... yeah, we got...
'cause yeah, we gotta try this.
You know I always have to
bring the man something to eat.
What do we do?
Do we do this guy?
Yeah, sure why not.
Scoop this guy out.
Yeah.
So what's new you look good.
Look at you, you are now "the
tonight show," baby.
I haven't seen you in so long.
I'm so happy, right?
Well you know what, I have
to say this to you.
And you know that I don't ever
blow smoke, but you deserve this, baby.
Oh, no.
You're so nice, thank you.
Always treats us...
hello guys, I'm bringing you pie.
Always just takes over.
When whoopi comes on the show,
there's no rules.
All right, yeah.
I want to do the... I
want to do wild ginger strawberry.
That was my semi-run.
Just in case people weren't sure.
Can we look at your shoes?
Can we look at the shoes?
Yes, you want to look at my shoes.
Shoes are always cool.
Aren't they fantastic?
Look at these guys.
Who makes those and what's up
with those guys?
These are by brothers vellies.
And they are a south African company.
And these young folks who is
run it, there's a New York store, here.
And I just love the things that they do.
And... I believe this is
probably some antelope or something.
And I'm just saying to all of
your animal lovers, don't even try it.
Okay?
Yeah, just no.
I didn't do it.
Get off my back.
Before you even...
yeah, before you can get it.
Before you start, I didn't do it.
Nothing to do with it.
Yeah, and I wear good shoes.
And that's why I love these.
You should have a a shoe blog.
'Cause you have the coolest
shoes of all time.
I'm a lazy kind of girl.
I'm a lazy girl.
Wow.
Is that good?
This is the best I've ever had in my life.
That's pretty good.
I mean, this is really good.
I want the audience to try but
I don't know how.
I bet we can.
Unless we all share the same fork?
Oh yeah.
Well, they'll figure it out.
Y'all just keep chillin'.
They'll figure it out.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Now, am I supposed to say something?
Like, I should be interviewing myself?
Is this where I do that?
No.
Okay, I'm not going to say that.
No, no.
We'll do it the next segment.
Should I pass it around with a fork?
What's up?
I'm gonna bring this to the crowd.
Just...
wild ginger strawberry pie.
There you go.
Wild ginger strawberry pie.
Just take it and pass it around.
Make sure everyone gets a bite, okay?
Don't eat the whole thing!
You're so nice.
Thank you so much.
I've got to talk to you about,
we've got two things to talk about.
"The view," everything's...
all I know is that Rosie is
coming in "the view", right?
Yes.
And you're going to be there?
Yes.
That's all I care about.
Is whoopi still going to be there.
Yes, I'll still be there.
Yes!
That's all I want to know.
I love you.
I'm happy you're on "the view"
'cause I love watching you.
And then, now, we have to talk
about the coolest thing ever.
You're in the new "teenage
mutant ninja turtle's" movie.
Come on!
That is a gig!
That is a dream gig, come on.
I have wanted to do this movie.
I've wanted to be in a "teenage
mutant ninja turtle movie"
for... since my kid was little.
Because she loved the ninja
turtles, and she's quite older now.
But my grandkids, they always
wanted me to be in the teenage
mutant ninja turtles and now they're old.
Now I have a great granddaughter.
You have a a great-granddaughter just,
cute baby alert.
Get ready for this baby.
This is, I mean, oh, my goodness.
Look at...
oh, my goodness, she's precious.
Perfect little baby.
It is the funniest thing in
the world to me.
I mean, I just... you know.
I was a grandmother kind of
young, you know.
And now... great, you're a
a great-grandmother.
I'm a great-grandmother.
And I was... I had just gotten
into the groove of being a a grandmother.
It was all great and then this
girl came and said she and her
man were having a baby and I
wanted to wring her neck.
But then my daughter is like,
"oh, I'm going to be a a grandmother."
"Oh my God, I just thought my
life was beginning.
I raised the children and now... "
so I let her go through all of that.
And I whispered in her ear,
"I've got no sympathy for you."
Saying it so nice.
"You made me a grandmother
when I was 33 baby, just shh."
At least you said a a nice way to put it.
And now I have to explain to
people, yes I'm a great-grandmother.
But I wasn't your normal
grandmother and I'm not going
to be a normal great-grandmother.
I told her, and I told
everybody they said, "what will
the baby call you?"
I said she better call me whoopi.
Yeah, you gotta think of a cool name.
Gigi?
What the?
Gigi?
My mom tried to have... yeah, gigi.
Nah.
Whoopi.
Whoop. She can call me whoop.
Whoop is fine.
That would probably be the
easiest thing for her to say.
She has no teeth.
Yeah, she's a baby after all.
And you're the coolest
great-grandma because you're in
"teenage mutant ninja turtles."
I love it man.
Who do you play?
One of the turtles?
No, I wish.
Please, I wanted to have an
affair with one of the turtles.
Again, to the animal rights people.
She didn't have an affair with
one of the turtles.
I did not.
It never happened.
But, wait 'til you see.
These are the buffest turtles
you've ever seen.
These guys are big, their
shells are big I mean... and
they don't play.
No, they don't mess around.
They love pizza.
They don't mess around.
They love pizza, I love pizza.
Me too, I love pizza too.
They like being under ground.
Sometimes I like being under
ground, not all the time.
But it's really great.
So, I'm April's boss.
Okay.
It used to be a man.
But much like, you know, female Thor...
was a man.
Now ain't a man.
Yeah, yeah.
Now ain't a man.
Yeah, ex-man.
Yeah, exactly.
That was a very good joke by the way.
Thank you.
I got it.
I know.
I think, everyone said that.
They didn't laugh they just go,
"we got it."
It's a joke you'll take home with you.
You can tell your kids.
That's right.
And you know you're going to tell it.
Yeah, that's the one you remember.
Remember the ex-men joke.
I'm gonna tell it tomorrow.
Yeah, exactly.
Good, thanks.
I want to show a clip.
Here's our pal, whoopi goldberg
in "teenage mutant ninja turtles."
Take a look at this.
O'Neil.
All right, what was so
important I had to get here?
Okay, you know how I saw the vigilante?
I saw him again...
well I didn't see him again, I
saw them, because there's four.
There's not just one there's four.
What'd they look like?
I'll show you.
What?
Like this.
Like turtles?
Well, they don't look like
turtles, because they are turtles.
They're over six feet tall and
they speak English.
You are now telling me that
there are four six foot talking
turtles walking around New York
city, and no one has seen them but you?
That's what I'm telling you.
Is there anything else we
should know about them?
They're ninjas... I'm sorry, what?
And they do karate.
Okay, get out.
That's right.
"Teenage mutant ninja turtles."
Yes.
I cannot wait.
Stick around.
More with whoopi goldberg when
we get back everybody.
Welcome back.
We're hanging out with the one
and only, whoopi goldberg.
But Jimmy, you know...
I know you're interviewing me here.
And you're doing a really great job.
We're having a great time.
But I think you'd also like to
interview me.
I think I know what you're talking about.
And we have a way to make that happen.
It's called lip clip.
It's a lip clip when you flip your lip
it's a lip flip, yeah
welcome back.
It's me, Jimmy fallon.
It's great to be Irish, Irish, Irish...
I just love it so much because
I get to say things like
twidley Dee and twidley Doo.
Look at me.
I wear fancy suit.
But you know what's really
great about being Jimmy fallon?
I get to interview me good
friends like whoopi goldberg.
Oh, oh, thank you.
Thank you, Jimmy.
Jimmy, I heard that you, or a
a little rumor, that you like
to play around with musical instruments.
What sort of instruments do you
like to play?
I love playing the trumpet.
Trumpet.
Toot toot toot.
I'm a tuba.
Tuba, tuba, tuba, tuba.
I'm the bass.
Oh, wow.
You are really good.
You know, I saw a
a guy, who was hailing a cab by whistling.
And he was like... my face is itchy.
Hold on.
A guy was hailing a cab by whistling.
He was like...
then I started whistling too
and I was, like...
can you whistle, Jimmy?
Oh, are you serious?
Course I can whistle.
Watch this.
What do you think of that?
You know what would be really fun?
If we... if weeeeeee...
let me think.
Oh, yeah!
I know exactly what I want to do.
I want to sing a duet with you.
Let's sing my favorite song.
I knew you were waiting for me
by George Michael and Aretha Franklin.
Ah!
Hit it, roots.
Yeah.
The river was deep I didn't falter
when the mountain was high I still believed
when the valley was low it didn't stop me
no no I knew you were waiting
I knew you were waiting for me
whoopi goldberg!
"The view" airs weekdays on abc
and "teenage mutant ninja
turtles" opens in theaters on August 8th.
You are the most fun.
We'll be right back with Stephen Moyer.
Our next guest stars
as vampire bill Compton on the
hit show "true blood."
It airs Sundays at 9:00 P.M. on hbo.
I'm going to try and get some
spoilers out of him.
Everyone, please welcome
Stephen Moyer, everybody.
That's what I'm talking about.
The ladies love ya!
Stephen Moyer, yes, right there.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Whoopi... whoopi was hilarious.
Oh, she's unbelievable.
That's great.
Yeah.
She's one of the funniest human beings...
it looked like she was
digital but she can actually do
that, right?
Oh, yeah.
She can actually...
she was actually doing that.
Yeah.
I was actually... she can flip...
it impresses me.
She can do anything, yeah.
Stephen Moyer, if that is your real name...
it's actually...
it's actually not your real name.
It's not my real name.
That's right.
What is your... you know things, don't you?
Yeah, I know some things.
I heard some things.
Yeah, no.
My real name is Stephen emery.
And... I left, I left drama
school with my real name and I
got this little drama equity card... yeah!
That you get.
And I went up, went up to do my
first job and just as I was
about a week away from doing
the show, they called up and
said, "somebody else has got your name.
There's another Stephen emery
and you're going have to change your name."
And I said, "but I've got the
little card that you gave me."
Yeah.
And they said... and I had little, like the
10 by 8s printed with my name... yeah.
Underneath. You know.
Very cool.
About 200 quid which was
expensive at the time.
Absolutely.
And... and so, you know what pantomime
is at Christmas?
No.
In England...
there's somebody from England.
Oh, yeah.
It's like a stage play.
It's a stage play that all
the theaters have this stage
play and we do "Aladdin,"
"Peter Pan" but there's always
a male playing a female role.
And Peter Pan is played by a
a girl and, you know.
So it's the other way around.
But there's usually a pantomime horse.
And a pantomime horse is... is
a horse that's made up with two
people, you know, one in the front.
So I said, "who's got my name?
Who's got Stephen emery?
Who is this person?"
He said, "he's playing the back
end of a panto horse."
In Brighton.
That guy picked your name.
And he never worked again!
That's tough.
And he never worked again.
So I had to come up with something.
So, how'd you come up Moyer?
Well, my dad said...
my dad said, "well, hang on.
My name is John.
So what about if you were John's son...
Stephen Johnson.
And I actually went, "that's kinda great.
Stephen Johnson.
How about Stephen Johnson?"
"No."
That was the front of the horse.
That's the front of the... nice!
Thank you.
So we went through, like,
30 names and finally, I came up
with an anagram and I said, "meyer.
M-e-y-e-r.
Meyer."
And they went, no.
It's gone."
"M-e-I... meier.
Meier!"
So, they went, "no.
It's gone."
I went m-a... o.
O!
Moyer!"
And they went, "yeah.
You can have that.
You're going to do it."
And I didn't think about it
until finally, you know, I'm on
stage and I'm being...
somebody goes, "'ey, Moyer.
Get over here."
I was like, "oh, that's me."
I'm Moyer.
That's right.
I created Moyer.
Yeah.
That's so weird.
And so I sort of became that.
On my passport, I'm still emery.
And I was working with Michael caine.
And... I was chatting to
Michael and I'm telling him
this story about to change my name.
And he said, "well, I had to do that too."
And I said, "well, what's your real name?"
He said, "Maurice mickelwhite."
No!
Yeah.
Maurice mickelwhite?
Maurice mickelwhite.
He said it like that.
No, he didn't say it like that.
He said it like this.
My name is Maurice mickelwhite.
I knew we were going to get in
a war with that.
Yeah.
You are... you're getting into social
media now but I hear...
I love when they, one does
something different and cool and fun.
You invented a social media... platform?
Oh.
Oh, you mean the app?
Yes.
Yeah.
I've got an app.
Weev.
Yes!
My son is actually here.
My 14-year-old boy is here from
England and I was trying to
think of a way to... to speak
to him and leave him messages
so that when he woke up in the
morning, because of the time
difference, he'd be able to see
messages from me.
And obviously, that became
something you could do... yeah.
On your, on your phone.
So... I have this thing that we
created which literally comes
out at the end of the week.
And Jimmy has promised me he's
going to do a weev.
It's w-e-e-v.
Now, what... what is... I am gonna...
I already do a weev, by the way.
It's a video message.
It look pretty good.
I think you might have already done it.
Just a human hair, yeah.
They also made a... whoopi was wearing them
earlier.
Luckily Peter is not going to get this.
No, no, no.
Not at all.
No.
But w-e-e-v is weev.
And what is it?
Why is it different?
And what... I like this idea.
Basically, you ask a
a question to the world.
Yeah.
And anyone can answer it.
You hold the camera and, you
go, you know... what's your favorite
Beatles album?
What's your favorite beatle's album.
And somebody out there will
reply and you get like... 100...
and it all streams together.
You can see everyone's reply and what they
say.
Yeah.
What question should I ask?
Is there... we got Stanley to ask the
first question which is "who's
your favorite superhero?"
Ah.
Which I was very...
we were very pleased to get.
That's perfect because you're gonna be...
they do the comic con.
A comic con.
Oh, that's perfect.
Comic corn?
Have you been... comic corn... no, no.
Is the one that's down in Kansas.
Comi... yeah.
Comic corn is the one down... yeah.
That's exactly... very good.
Very good.
That was a good one.
You snuck that one in right past me.
I could have been there.
Well, congrats on that.
I'm going to do it.
I can't wait.
Thank you so much.
I want to play with that.
It'll be fun.
"True blood."
We're sad to see it... we love it!
We're sad to see it go.
Yeah.
Is it hitting you?
It's been incredible.
But, you know, it's been seven years.
And you get to a point in the
end where you're... how much
more crazy is in the bag?
They used every idea...
and how much more naked can I get?
You know?
Well, we'll find out.
When the camera shots coming
around from the other side.
I guess.
Bill gets a colonoscopy in one
of the episodes.
You got to do it.
Get yourself checked you guys.
Well, we're going to
miss you on that show but come
back of course.
Excellent.
When your next project comes out.
Stephen Moyer right there, you guys.
Thank you.
The final season of
"true blood" airs Sunday at 9:00 pm on hbo.
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"don't know what it means",
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Hey you get out of my shoes
oh you don't know what it means to be
you don't know what it means to be
you don't know what it means to be me
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you don't know what it means to be my man
Oh you don't know what it means to be
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you don't know what it means to be me
oh you don't know what it means to be
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you don't know what it means to be me
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Puss n boots, everybody!
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That was great.
My thanks to
whoopi goldberg, Stephen Moyer.
Puss n boots, once again.
And the roots right there,
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Have a great night.
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