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你有吗？
是的。
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他们在哪里？
在丹吉尔。
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斯坦卡拉金.
斯坦卡拉金!
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梅子白兰地!
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谁偷走了蓝图？
斯坦利。
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斯坦利！可怜的双重间谍！
让我先哈里！
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Beautiful.
Don't not kill him!
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Madame Kom-Phur
Go immediate to Tanger.
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Matty Hari.
They have stolen our blueprints.
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Get them back.
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I do not want to do this any more.
I have had enough of working for you.
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Stenka razin!
You little... ! Slivovitz!
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Susie? What's going on?
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He holds me prisoner.
I do not know why.
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Don't do anything against yours will
for my sake.
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It is always nice to hear
how the family is going.
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And all is well... at present.
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Where is she?
In Europe.
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Your flight to Tangier departs
in an hour.
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Won't you answer the phone?
I have no phone.
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Son of a bitch!
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I'm on the pill.
It is my secret radio transmitter.
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Help me with the antenna.
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It must point directly towards the Kremlin.
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That way.
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Agent Yuri Snillerof reporting.
Ready and listening.
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Fly straight to Tangier.
Instructions to follow.
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Not too much saliva.
Sometimes, it shorts out.
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That is all, Snillerof.
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Roger, over and out.
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A message from the Minister for Defense.
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Calm down! Where is Jensen?
He monitors the Norwegian embassy.
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Contact him.
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Yes, yes.
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Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten.
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Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten.
Come in.
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I think, the Russian jamming
station is on again.
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Oh, NO!
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You, the hot dog man.
Yes?
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There is something in my hot dog.
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You have just eaten my radio.
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His radio is dead.
Send another.
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Who are you?
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I am Arnold Andersen.
Irma la Douces son.
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Why are you here?
You have to go to Tangier immediately.
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And take our trainee
Knud B鴕ge Andersen with you.
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Then, you will have all the help you need.
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Retrieve the Albanian rocket plans
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which an Albanian agent has stolen.
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Both the Russian and the Chinese
secret agents are after them.
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Wait for me, KB!
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The plans are placed in
one of four powder boxes.
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We have to find the right one.
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Are the blueprints there?
Yes, in one of them.
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The other three are full of explosives.
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Which is the real one?
Only I know that.
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They always try to cheat me.
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With three false boxes in circulation
everyone must play honestly.
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And only we three are to share.
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Why three?
He must have his share.
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If we get rid of him,
we split it in two.
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I like your way you think.
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I can think of another equation also.
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What is better than acting
with such a artificial one?
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Yes, it is to divide up ten million-
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- with a man that has it hot
and sexy tongue.
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What happened to him?
He thought I had thick thighs.
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I've recalculated. Now, only we have shares of the ten million.
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But hurry up. The customers wait.
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Watch out! He has a gun.
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Stop it, I'm getting mad!
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This is outrageous!
Stop it, everyone!
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Are there any more?
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No, Stop it! Let me go!
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He has them.
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The blueprints are on way to Copenhagen.
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Slivovitz!
Stenka razin! Copenhagen.
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Pack my tooth brush
and 20 bottles slivovitz.
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Wolfgang Schmierk鋝e
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if your animal farms
go beyond me, so...
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It is only once a week.
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Now, the rain comes.
You can see it on Mont Blanc.
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Kulhuse by night, beautiful woman,
I stand there with the camera.
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And if there is no film in the camera, so what?
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The jacket.
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The shirt.
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Ye gods! What a party.
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The pants.
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Faster.
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In a few minutes, we will be landing in Copenhagen..
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Tighten the seat belt
and extinguish all cigaretts.
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We hope you had a comfortable flight.
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We ask the gentleman in the last row
to dress himself again.
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Conair flight 605 from Tangier
has now landed.
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I repeat:Conair flight 605
from Tangier has just arived.
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Aren't the blueprints here in Copenhagen?
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KB Andersen had them on take off,
but I do not know where he hid them.
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So find them.
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Did you get them?
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The passengers must not leave
the airport.
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Not leave the airport?
Why not?
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We cannot block off the entire airport.
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I have hidden it
on one of the passengers.
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Then, we came home again.
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Have you hidden it on a passenger? Who?
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Good day.
Do we know each other?
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Do you have something to declare?
Yes, my daughter's engagement.
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Do you have something that you need to pay duty?
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Not anything.
Absolute nothing, Mr customs official.
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No no...
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What is this then?
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Let me see...
It is miracle waters.
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Miracle waters?
Just so.
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This is vodka.
See, the miracle has occurred!
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That's enough.
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And what is this then?
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It is a powder box.
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Now, I know where KB hid them.
Let us get away.
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You think he has hidden the
compact on another passengers?
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Yes, but I do not know which one has them.
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What are we doing here?
It is our cover in Denmark.
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Nobody will suspect a weight reduction clinic.
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How do you intended to find
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the three powderbox's
which has not yet exploded?
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For it was surely one of the powderbox's
which blew up?
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Yes, and the same thing will occur
if someone else happens to open them.
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Fortunately it is not my problem.
For the next 14 days, I am not in charge.
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I will on a little trip to watch
the Swedish solar eclipse.
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A lot of entertainment.
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Whilst I am gone,
your new boss will be Hivert.
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Attention!
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But, the boss, he is crazy.
No, just a little strange.
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What's happening here?
We spoke just about you...
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Down with you.
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And up with me.
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Yes, so there.
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Where were we?
Somewhere.
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Young man, in my time
the bureaucrats worked.
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However, today...
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Report! Quickly.
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Wolfgang, if you expected something tonight,
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I already have a headache.
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Headache?
Thank God! Then Monday is free.
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Yes, yes.
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Damn! Are you still here?
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I have to hand over...
Out! And take the lady with you.
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In my time, we strung them on the mast.
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Who were the three others
who have the powderbox's?
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Some models who sat
beside a photographer.
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Beautiful woman.
And there was no film in the camera.
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Good worked, KB.
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Find out who the others are.
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Get passanger list, Jensen.
Yes sir.
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Telegram from Arnold.
He writes:
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Stop!
She is so beautiful.
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Yes, yes. Continue.
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"Stranded in Tangiers.
Send more money. Greetings Arnold. "
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Get your hands on him,
before the Thirty Years War breaks out.
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He does not work
for the Danish government.
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Long live King Christian!
And so to work.
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Our submarine rocket
has now been tested.
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From the North Sea, we can now strike
New york, Moscow and Oslo.
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Therefore, the stolen blueprints must
be found now!
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Conair flight 605 from Tangier
is now landing.
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I repeat:Conair flight 605
from Tangiers has just arrived.
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Where is the Danish
Intelligence service nowadays?
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In a clothing store.
Stenka rasin!
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Stenka razin!
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If the blueprints fall
in our enemies hands
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they will know where
every battery is located
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and two years of work is wasted.
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Find that KB Andersen.
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And you get the passager list.
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So get started.
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Yes.
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Something new from Jensen?
No, absolute nothing.
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So I said to Shah's wives,
when I came to fix the harem:
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"It's either or..."
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Iam thinking that they have abandoned us,
I had to think of something else.
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When you have not slept in three days...
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And the manager?
We tell him there later.
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Come, we will go into the berth.
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Ladies and Gentlemen. You are listening to
Christian Firtals station
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with the latest news and movies
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This week, Christian Firtal
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will present the famous
Knastmand collection.
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Knastmands proficient creators
are working seriously with the design.
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And we feel safe to say that this year,
he is even more of a trend setter.
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Knastmand collection launches this year
the new principle:unisex.
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Go with unisex, and remove the uncertainty
about what kind of clothes we should wear.
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Go with unisex.
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We promise you
something new and exciting,
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even if the man has never kissed you.
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Hello?
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Is anyone here?
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Hello?
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It was strange.
Not a soul.
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Hello, hello.
Hello.
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I want to see about a trip to Tunisia.
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Feel free.
Was there a specific place you wish to go?
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Yes. Tunisia. Have you no brochures?
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Yes, of course, we have it.
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Very good.
But Tunisia is a desert.
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Now, yes, but there are
pictures taken in the rainy season.
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Have you nothing on warmer exotic places?
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Don't you think that it is hot enough here?
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But we will see. Look here.
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Iceland? Is it hot there?
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Yes, there are hot springs.
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There, you see. It works out at
7, 800 plus breakfast.
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If you do not want to eat
pickled sheep balls
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or fermented camel milk, that is included.
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But fermented camel milk
is one of the worst things that can be found.
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When the milk has stood for half a year
and boiled in old wellington boots
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Then you can well believe... yuk!
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But, Sir!
You have forgotten the brochure.
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All women, even those in suspenders,
will be pleased with Knastmand.
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Our motto is:
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Folk loves Knastmand,
for his do-ability..
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In Knastmand clothes
you are sure of
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an introduction to the higher society.
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And the prices are always reasonable.
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You will feel
that you soar over everyone,.
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We also have something for people
with money problems..
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So start today.
Go to Knastmand.
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Full satisfaction is our motto.
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This way please.
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You can change in there.
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It seems it is occupied.
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Some dresses are difficult
to put on yourself.
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Jensen is looking for passengers
and the director wants to talk to you.
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And find the flight attendant.
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Stop while I'm talking to you!
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Yes well, yes.
Man enjoy life in the toilet.
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Enjoy.
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Ah?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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And here it is!
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What the devil?
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Good day, good day.
Good day, good day!
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It is morning gymnastics.
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What do you want?
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We want a pensioner travel.
Sorry. Everything is sold out. Goodbye!
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We do not know where we want to go.
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Well, for Seniors. It said you are.
But there is too cold now.
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You should rather try
one of our bus trips to Vorbasse.
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I do not know.
Look here:700 dollars plus expenses.
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Do you want it? Yes or no?!
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00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:37,266
Are there elephants in Vorbasse?
Lots.
250
00:33:37,477 --> 00:33:42,710
I hate elephants.
Well... That is a mouse.
251
00:33:44,837 --> 00:33:47,431
Muscateers.
252
00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:53,351
But are there blacks?
Negros? In Vorbasse?
253
00:33:55,237 --> 00:33:57,307
Yes, of course there are blacks.
254
00:33:57,517 --> 00:34:00,668
Well then, we take the trip.
Good. Magnificent. Fine.
255
00:34:03,197 --> 00:34:05,791
Go ahead. And pleasant journey.
256
00:34:05,997 --> 00:34:08,431
The money then?
Will be posted to you.
257
00:34:08,637 --> 00:34:12,425
You had better get moving.
The bus leaves in a moment.
258
00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,236
Excuse me.
259
00:34:19,437 --> 00:34:21,667
It says Tokyo on the ticket.
260
00:34:21,877 --> 00:34:25,153
It is because the bus stops over in Tokyo.
261
00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:29,114
In that so? Well...
Come on, mother.
262
00:34:36,517 --> 00:34:41,716
Finished then?
Yes, but not in my imagination.
263
00:34:44,837 --> 00:34:48,876
Good day, it is the police.
Do you have a trip to Morocco?
264
00:34:49,077 --> 00:34:53,548
Fifteen officers of the frug squad
for fourteen days without wives.
265
00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:56,715
A lot of spirits and women.
266
00:34:59,477 --> 00:35:01,354
What is that?
267
00:35:03,077 --> 00:35:05,989
There are water rats.
268
00:35:09,957 --> 00:35:11,356
Water rats.
269
00:35:11,557 --> 00:35:16,950
Yes, yes, rats, we have them
here and there and everywhere.
270
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:21,435
But this sounds very bad.
Yes.
271
00:35:27,477 --> 00:35:30,275
Oh, yes... Well, yes.
272
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:39,706
This is detective Mortensen.
Send a car to Tango Airlines.
273
00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:43,956
If Christian IV had had such high caliber men
he would not have won the 30 Years War.
274
00:35:44,157 --> 00:35:48,389
I had completely forgotten about
the stewardess' handbag.
275
00:35:48,597 --> 00:35:50,952
What a waste.
276
00:35:51,157 --> 00:35:53,273
It is good that I am in command now.
277
00:35:56,717 --> 00:35:59,709
Yes, hello?
Christian IV here. Who is this?
278
00:35:59,917 --> 00:36:02,033
It's me. How is it going?
279
00:36:02,237 --> 00:36:06,310
The sale has been lost, but we are steadily
heading up stream.
280
00:36:06,517 --> 00:36:08,872
And who is the "Me"?
Me, the commander.
281
00:36:09,077 --> 00:36:10,874
Which boss?
Your Head!
282
00:36:11,077 --> 00:36:13,830
It's me who's boss here.
283
00:36:14,037 --> 00:36:17,234
Yes, yes, right now.
But when I get back...
284
00:36:17,437 --> 00:36:19,792
You will never return.
285
00:36:22,797 --> 00:36:26,312
He believes he is head
of the intelligence services.
286
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,077
Track him, and arrest him.
287
00:36:29,277 --> 00:36:33,668
With the passenger list, we can find
stewardess with powderbox.
288
00:36:47,157 --> 00:36:52,072
Good day, defence minister.
It is detective Mortensen.
289
00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:54,916
We have arrested a man who claims
290
00:36:55,117 --> 00:36:58,996
that he is the agent for the Danish
Intelligence...
291
00:36:59,197 --> 00:37:00,835
Wait.
292
00:37:04,837 --> 00:37:09,115
Who claims to be the agent?
There, he is over there.
293
00:37:16,757 --> 00:37:19,112
Jensen. Passanger list.
294
00:37:19,317 --> 00:37:21,512
I was about to get...
295
00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:24,948
Victory from the battle was lost
because of the men in the field.
296
00:37:29,077 --> 00:37:31,955
I have never seen him. Goodbye.
297
00:37:33,717 --> 00:37:36,550
Thank you, Mr Defence minister.
298
00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:39,829
Good luck with the new fighter aircraft.
299
00:37:41,277 --> 00:37:44,030
The Minister of Defence does not know.
300
00:37:44,237 --> 00:37:46,193
So call more underlings!
301
00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:48,911
They have the names on all the agents.
302
00:37:49,117 --> 00:37:52,905
Do something then! You flatfooted cop.
303
00:37:53,117 --> 00:37:56,314
Did he say "flatfooted cop?"
304
00:39:26,357 --> 00:39:30,111
I am Ferdinand Krillerof,
the Russian ambassador.
305
00:39:31,117 --> 00:39:34,712
You have one of my men.
What has he done?
306
00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:38,068
Let me talk to...
I do know if you should.
307
00:39:38,277 --> 00:39:40,791
Do you have passanger list?
308
00:39:42,837 --> 00:39:47,467
My daughter is sick.
She has Siberian snow fever.
309
00:39:48,117 --> 00:39:49,232
You hold jaw!
310
00:39:49,437 --> 00:39:53,669
Get an ambulance.
Volga! Volga! Volga!
311
00:39:53,877 --> 00:39:55,913
Volga. Yes.
312
00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:02,269
An ambulance to the police station!
313
00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:07,148
Fast! Konjak! Vodka! Slivovitz!
314
00:40:07,357 --> 00:40:09,029
Yes, yes, yes.
315
00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:17,187
Already? That was fast.
316
00:40:36,157 --> 00:40:38,193
Here. Cognac... whisky...
317
00:40:45,397 --> 00:40:46,716
Well... ?
318
00:40:47,517 --> 00:40:48,632
No!
319
00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,907
Stop!
320
00:40:51,677 --> 00:40:53,030
Stop!
321
00:41:06,757 --> 00:41:11,114
That small worm has again stuck his
nose in something that does not concern him.
322
00:41:11,317 --> 00:41:13,911
Krassnikoff, you has the list?
323
00:41:14,437 --> 00:41:15,995
Where is it?
324
00:41:17,397 --> 00:41:21,788
Stenka razin! Omsk! Tomsk!
325
00:41:24,077 --> 00:41:26,511
What is it now? They just drove off.
326
00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:31,154
We just arrived. Where is the patient?
She is gone.
327
00:41:31,357 --> 00:41:35,509
You have complete control, flat-foot.
Shut up!
328
00:41:37,237 --> 00:41:41,708
Where is he?
He has also gone.
329
00:41:43,397 --> 00:41:48,471
It is probably not you, who is sick?
Me? I feel excellent.
330
00:41:48,677 --> 00:41:52,909
Yes, except that he is stupid and flat footed.
331
00:41:53,117 --> 00:41:55,347
Everything is under control.
332
00:41:55,557 --> 00:41:59,106
Do you call it "control"
that one prisoner escaped?
333
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:03,390
Think that law and order
is maintained by such flat feet.
334
00:42:03,597 --> 00:42:05,508
Shut up, clam up, keep your mouth shut.
335
00:42:05,717 --> 00:42:08,151
and don't speak about my feet.
336
00:42:08,357 --> 00:42:12,828
It must be nerves.
Nerves? I never have nerves.
337
00:42:13,037 --> 00:42:16,666
Why the hell were you calling for an ambulance?
338
00:42:17,757 --> 00:42:18,792
Get me down.
339
00:43:09,757 --> 00:43:10,746
Report.
340
00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:14,711
I spoke with the company that sent
the the four photographer models to Tangier.
341
00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:17,795
We have organized a modelling
session this afternoon.
342
00:43:17,997 --> 00:43:20,352
Poker also.
I can cancel.
343
00:43:20,557 --> 00:43:24,709
No, no. But we need Jensen.
He is in prison.
344
00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:27,829
The Minister for Defense must get out him.
345
00:43:28,037 --> 00:43:31,586
But he has just
denied knowing him.
346
00:43:31,797 --> 00:43:36,552
So call for the Minister of Defence, saying,
that he has changed its stance.
347
00:43:36,997 --> 00:43:40,034
Thanks and good-bye, Mr Minister.
348
00:43:48,717 --> 00:43:51,550
It was the Minister for Defense. You can go.
349
00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:55,193
It's apparently just not your day today,
Flat feet!
350
00:46:03,037 --> 00:46:08,350
Jensen, if you were not so clumsy
we would have had the passanger list now.
351
00:46:08,437 --> 00:46:12,396
Which list?
The passanger list from plane.
352
00:46:12,477 --> 00:46:16,026
Well, I have it.
What do you have?
353
00:46:16,237 --> 00:46:22,392
Yes, KB Andersen said that you
wanted to have the passanger list
354
00:46:22,597 --> 00:46:26,431
so I asked for a photocopy.
Here is the.
355
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:32,510
It is completely unprecednted
that an agent is acting logically.
356
00:46:32,717 --> 00:46:36,869
Do these names mean anything to you?
Niels Mattiasen, Keld Olesen
357
00:46:37,077 --> 00:46:40,706
Anker J鴕gensen,
Wolfgang Schmierk鋝e?
358
00:46:41,917 --> 00:46:45,353
Wolfgang Schmierk鋝e.
It is not a Danish name.
359
00:46:45,557 --> 00:46:47,627
Now, I remember.
360
00:46:47,837 --> 00:46:50,146
Wolfgang Schmierk鋝e.
361
00:46:50,357 --> 00:46:53,554
It's only once a week.
362
00:46:54,957 --> 00:46:58,233
Good worked K. B.
Now go after the stewardess.
363
00:46:58,437 --> 00:47:01,395
Jensen, you help me
with the modelling session.
364
00:47:03,637 --> 00:47:06,151
Yes, Kristian IV here.
365
00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:08,029
It's me again...
366
00:47:08,237 --> 00:47:09,750
It is the fool.
367
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:13,666
If you continue with this,
I will report you to the police.
368
00:47:13,877 --> 00:47:16,471
The police are also mine.
I am the boss.
369
00:47:16,677 --> 00:47:19,828
You need to rest.
370
00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:24,349
Put you with the legs high,
so, the blood runs to the brain.
371
00:47:24,557 --> 00:47:28,106
Is there something wrong in that
you do not want me to know about?
372
00:47:28,317 --> 00:47:30,831
No. Is there a phone where you are?
373
00:47:31,037 --> 00:47:32,755
You know I don't!
374
00:47:32,957 --> 00:47:34,515
Yes, that is self-evident.
375
00:47:34,717 --> 00:47:36,469
Do not call. Write.
376
00:47:39,637 --> 00:47:42,310
We have traced the calls.
Good worked.
377
00:47:42,517 --> 00:47:45,668
Where did the madman call from?
The Danish parliament.
378
00:47:45,877 --> 00:47:47,595
Where were we?
379
00:47:47,797 --> 00:47:52,666
Wolfgang Schmierk鋝e.
He is the head of the slimming clinic.
380
00:47:53,677 --> 00:47:58,353
Young Arnold, I think
you are getting a little too thick.
381
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:05,386
Coitus missionary: 125 calories.
A hot kiss:12. A wet kiss:19.
382
00:48:05,597 --> 00:48:09,636
If one undresses your sex partner,
a so-called coitus nudens,
383
00:48:09,837 --> 00:48:12,670
one uses 9 calories.
384
00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:17,230
And there is the famous
Schmierk鋝e method
385
00:48:17,437 --> 00:48:21,225
which can be expressed in two words:
Sex slender.
386
00:48:22,477 --> 00:48:27,631
We first calculate how many calories
a new patient must burn each day
387
00:48:27,837 --> 00:48:30,635
before we prescribe medication.
388
00:48:31,637 --> 00:48:33,832
Let us take an example.
389
00:48:37,477 --> 00:48:41,516
This woman that is equipped
with one magnificent ass.
390
00:48:41,717 --> 00:48:44,470
... what do we prescribe for her?
391
00:48:46,317 --> 00:48:48,308
Yes.
Steam bath?
392
00:48:48,517 --> 00:48:49,632
Wrong!
393
00:48:50,317 --> 00:48:53,912
She needs to burn 600 calories
each day to get rid of her ass.
394
00:48:54,117 --> 00:48:57,348
It is exact twice
coitus a posteriori.
395
00:48:57,557 --> 00:49:01,152
Put more vulgar:
a back door fuck.
396
00:49:01,957 --> 00:49:05,393
It is not good latin, but it works.
397
00:49:05,637 --> 00:49:07,150
Next.
398
00:49:09,677 --> 00:49:14,831
This woman that clear has
an over developed front.
399
00:49:15,957 --> 00:49:18,835
Yes.
Three times a back door fuck... ?
400
00:49:19,037 --> 00:49:20,709
Wrong!
401
00:49:21,677 --> 00:49:24,271
The breasts must be reduced,
so we prescribe
402
00:49:24,477 --> 00:49:30,154
five times cotus cum mammae.
It provides 750 calories per day.
403
00:49:31,557 --> 00:49:34,310
Take care.
Now comes a difficult one.
404
00:49:35,317 --> 00:49:39,629
This gentleman can only lose weight,
if he gets the help of another master.
405
00:49:39,837 --> 00:49:45,707
We call it coitus anal fabetis,
and it gives easily 1,000 calories.
406
00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:49,068
And if the patient does not want to have
someone of their own gender?
407
00:49:49,277 --> 00:49:54,954
I prescribe a gentleman to a gentleman
and a lady to a lady
408
00:49:55,157 --> 00:49:58,194
so, they may swallow the medicine.
409
00:50:16,397 --> 00:50:20,231
Ah, a man.
See what I have found.
410
00:50:27,757 --> 00:50:32,592
I just wanted to thank you for the
pleasant return flight from Tangiers.
411
00:50:32,797 --> 00:50:34,230
Come in.
412
00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:17,115
Here are two women who
like the slim cure.
413
00:51:18,437 --> 00:51:21,634
What do you do if a woman
has a double chin?
414
00:51:21,837 --> 00:51:23,953
Prescribe a woman with double chin?
415
00:51:24,157 --> 00:51:25,385
Wrong!
416
00:51:29,717 --> 00:51:31,992
She should have a
penis succulens.
417
00:51:32,197 --> 00:51:34,586
Then, she also saves on dessert.
418
00:52:58,677 --> 00:53:00,110
That is all for today.
419
00:53:00,317 --> 00:53:04,356
Oh, just a moment.
I have another question.
420
00:53:04,557 --> 00:53:08,232
Miss Hansen,
which part of the body
421
00:53:08,437 --> 00:53:12,112
can become 30 times its normal size
422
00:53:12,317 --> 00:53:15,992
if one becomes sufficiently excited?
423
00:53:17,037 --> 00:53:19,631
Men...
Louder.
424
00:53:19,837 --> 00:53:21,828
A man's penis.
425
00:53:23,597 --> 00:53:25,235
Wrong!
426
00:53:25,437 --> 00:53:27,997
The pupil in the eye.
427
00:53:29,557 --> 00:53:34,756
Miss Hansen, when you get married,
I'm afraid you will be very disappointed.
428
00:53:34,957 --> 00:53:36,436
Thanks for today!
429
00:53:38,197 --> 00:53:43,271
Excuse me, why are you here?
I am new patient.
430
00:53:43,477 --> 00:53:46,628
And you?
I am also new patient.
431
00:53:46,837 --> 00:53:50,876
Miss Petersen,
will you take care of the new patients?
432
00:53:51,077 --> 00:53:53,750
Put them in the living room 11.
Together?
433
00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:57,231
In their own beds.
434
00:54:02,117 --> 00:54:05,314
Welcome to this
soir?
435
00:54:05,517 --> 00:54:08,077
This experience.
436
00:54:08,597 --> 00:54:14,593
Beautiful women, a wealth of creations.
You will swoon with delight.
437
00:54:15,717 --> 00:54:19,596
See the sweet, young witches.
Elegant in Summer.
438
00:54:19,797 --> 00:54:24,825
God created the woman
but Knastmand dresses her.
439
00:54:26,917 --> 00:54:28,794
Sweet 鴕enringe.
440
00:54:29,437 --> 00:54:31,075
And look.
441
00:54:31,437 --> 00:54:34,747
Is they not elegant in
the sweet, small panties?
442
00:54:34,957 --> 00:54:40,634
Pay special attention to the small pocket,
where there may be a small handkerchief,
443
00:54:40,837 --> 00:54:45,194
compact, lighter,
cigarette and much more.
444
00:54:48,997 --> 00:54:50,953
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
445
00:55:47,117 --> 00:55:48,311
Please take this...
446
00:55:49,637 --> 00:55:50,706
... and there is yours.
447
00:55:50,917 --> 00:55:53,272
And now can you take off your clothes.
448
00:55:56,037 --> 00:55:59,347
Who are you really working for?
Myself.
449
00:55:59,557 --> 00:56:03,232
What do you want?
I gather information.
450
00:56:03,437 --> 00:56:05,951
For whom?
It is different.
451
00:56:06,157 --> 00:56:10,787
It is not possible to talk to you
when you are constantly dodging.
452
00:56:10,997 --> 00:56:13,431
Are you curious? Did you see something?
453
00:56:14,157 --> 00:56:17,467
No more than
that I am standing here wondering
454
00:56:17,677 --> 00:56:20,908
what you doing in a sliming clinic.
455
00:56:21,957 --> 00:56:23,948
I love dieting.
456
00:56:24,917 --> 00:56:28,512
I have not found...
Uh, it is not here.
457
00:56:28,717 --> 00:56:31,026
One of the girls
has the powder box,
458
00:56:31,237 --> 00:56:34,354
and I suggest you find it.
459
00:56:35,597 --> 00:56:37,110
Oh no.
460
00:56:41,917 --> 00:56:43,191
No!
461
00:56:45,997 --> 00:56:47,396
Look out.
462
00:56:48,517 --> 00:56:51,429
It is not my performance.
463
00:56:53,677 --> 00:56:55,156
It is...
464
00:56:57,717 --> 00:56:59,150
Commander, look!
465
00:57:02,717 --> 00:57:04,594
Lutter am Bamberg!
466
00:57:06,317 --> 00:57:11,675
See these delicious models.
And the small, enchanting lasso.
467
00:57:12,757 --> 00:57:15,317
Dressed for any occasion.
468
00:57:15,517 --> 00:57:17,587
You will feel quite Parisian...
469
00:57:17,797 --> 00:57:20,186
Was I not good?
No.
470
00:57:21,117 --> 00:57:26,032
Trosan is lively. Simultaneously
attractive and deterring.
471
00:57:31,157 --> 00:57:34,194
The small pocket has the compact,
472
00:57:34,397 --> 00:57:37,992
car keys and everything else.
473
00:57:54,157 --> 00:57:56,546
How can you carry on like that?
474
00:57:56,757 --> 00:57:59,555
The Bra will not sit properly.
475
00:57:59,757 --> 00:58:04,148
It is all the foam.
And you who have such beautiful tits.
476
00:58:16,837 --> 00:58:19,112
Jensen, what are you doing?
477
00:58:19,317 --> 00:58:23,629
You dance the jitterbug
so that even a hack would be ashamed.
478
00:58:23,837 --> 00:58:25,350
I have found it...
479
00:58:25,557 --> 00:58:28,833
KB Andersen is on the phone.
It is urgent.
480
00:58:29,237 --> 00:58:33,753
Ready to go on stage.
Come on then, girls.
481
00:58:34,157 --> 00:58:38,389
Boss, K. B. here.
The matter is in good hands.
482
00:58:38,597 --> 00:58:41,987
Go out to the slimming clinic
and help Arnold.
483
00:58:42,197 --> 00:58:44,757
Yes, yes, I will explain later.
484
00:58:44,957 --> 00:58:48,632
Yes, there is an exhausting affair,
485
00:58:48,877 --> 00:58:54,509
but I have taken the initiative,
and everything is under control.
486
00:58:56,717 --> 00:58:58,708
Idiot!
487
00:59:00,877 --> 00:59:03,755
KB Andersen is not with us any more.
488
00:59:05,077 --> 00:59:07,352
Doctor Schmierk鋝e!
489
00:59:07,557 --> 00:59:11,106
Not now, the crazy old lady has
taken an overdose again.
490
00:59:11,317 --> 00:59:14,229
I'll fix this for you.
I'll just straight myself up private.
491
00:59:15,397 --> 00:59:17,865
You naughty, naughty boy.
492
00:59:18,517 --> 00:59:22,146
You know, I never have anything on,
when I talk to you.
493
00:59:22,357 --> 00:59:24,552
You always make me so hot.
494
00:59:25,437 --> 00:59:27,029
Wolfgang comes!
495
00:59:30,517 --> 00:59:33,793
Excuse me, little Amanda.
I just...
496
00:59:35,557 --> 00:59:37,275
... have my jacket.
497
00:59:45,237 --> 00:59:49,150
Wolfgang. What is this?
498
00:59:49,357 --> 00:59:51,188
A compact. Is it yours?
499
00:59:51,397 --> 00:59:55,356
Now where would I have got it?
Of course not.
500
00:59:56,557 --> 00:59:59,993
Wolfgang. Do you have other women?
501
01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:02,233
I? No, but...
502
01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:08,590
Wolfgang.
503
01:00:08,797 --> 01:00:12,949
Sweet Wolfgang,
I have the feeling
504
01:00:13,157 --> 01:00:17,150
that I not been for you
505
01:00:17,357 --> 01:00:22,351
what a wife and a lover
should have been.
506
01:00:23,237 --> 01:00:26,547
Sweet Wolfgang, you know what I believe?
507
01:00:28,637 --> 01:00:33,791
Wolfgang, I think we both need to get
a little slimmer.
508
01:00:35,477 --> 01:00:38,787
Amanda! It is not even a leap year.
509
01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:54,069
How many calories
do you expect to burn?
510
01:00:54,277 --> 01:00:58,395
It will completely depend on
what I think about the medicine.
511
01:01:00,437 --> 01:01:02,871
Do you think about your work?
512
01:01:03,397 --> 01:01:05,194
Wipe my back.
513
01:01:09,557 --> 01:01:11,354
Do you?
514
01:01:12,357 --> 01:01:13,472
As a rule.
515
01:01:13,677 --> 01:01:15,747
But not presently?
516
01:01:17,797 --> 01:01:20,265
Do you?
What do you think?
517
01:01:21,637 --> 01:01:24,151
I think you are here to
keep an eye on me.
518
01:01:24,357 --> 01:01:27,872
Do you think so?
Is there anything in particular to look for?
519
01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:33,308
If you go back to the room,
Dr Schmierk鋝e will come immediately.
520
01:01:35,277 --> 01:01:37,393
There, it is again.
521
01:01:40,557 --> 01:01:42,036
Careful.
522
01:01:42,237 --> 01:01:45,434
It is at sea
Denmark's fate is decided.
523
01:01:49,597 --> 01:01:53,306
There is still hope.
There are two compacts left.
524
01:02:01,117 --> 01:02:03,711
I can't bear to look.
525
01:02:45,437 --> 01:02:47,746
I have it! I have it!
526
01:02:47,957 --> 01:02:50,107
Brilliant, Jensen.
527
01:02:50,317 --> 01:02:51,796
I have it!
528
01:02:54,717 --> 01:02:55,911
Oh no!
529
01:02:56,117 --> 01:02:58,631
Idiot.
Only what is the right one.
530
01:02:58,837 --> 01:03:01,874
Careful, Jensen. Do not jar it.
531
01:03:02,957 --> 01:03:05,266
Give me the compact, friend.
532
01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:10,226
Jensen! Stop! Stop!
533
01:03:11,957 --> 01:03:13,834
Jensen! Jensen!
534
01:03:17,757 --> 01:03:19,395
Help!
535
01:03:20,237 --> 01:03:22,876
Stop the trolley.
536
01:03:26,557 --> 01:03:27,672
Careful.
537
01:03:48,237 --> 01:03:51,468
That's one devil of a mobile dining trolly.
538
01:03:56,517 --> 01:03:57,996
Drive, like hell!
539
01:04:09,077 --> 01:04:12,274
You also are a Japanese tourist?
540
01:04:13,037 --> 01:04:16,313
I be Kling Klang Klunger
from Yokohama.
541
01:04:18,557 --> 01:04:22,311
I have been sightseeing.
We now visit the small sea...
542
01:04:22,517 --> 01:04:25,475
Beware of the cyclist, for hell!
543
01:04:26,717 --> 01:04:29,834
I see you have
a delicate Japanese camera.
544
01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:32,426
Can I see?? Ouch and damn!
545
01:04:32,997 --> 01:04:39,789
Now, we stop at a small post office.
I send a letter to the wife in Yokohama.
546
01:04:39,997 --> 01:04:42,272
She has waited with the food for two hours.
547
01:04:42,477 --> 01:04:46,390
She become very nervous
if I come too late.
548
01:04:47,957 --> 01:04:51,916
Don't you have a cigarette?
There's a machine down on the street.
549
01:04:52,117 --> 01:04:53,994
In that outfit?
550
01:04:55,437 --> 01:04:59,032
When I studied yoga
I went out I in far worse things.
551
01:05:04,037 --> 01:05:07,154
I will complain to the
Council of Greater Road safety.
552
01:05:07,357 --> 01:05:10,110
Pistols in a taxi. What next?
553
01:05:10,317 --> 01:05:12,547
A flamethrower in a tank?
554
01:05:12,757 --> 01:05:17,194
You got your driving licenses as a gift
Because you are only good at sheep breeding.
555
01:05:17,397 --> 01:05:22,994
but it does not work in little Denmark.
You are not probably Albanians.
556
01:05:23,197 --> 01:05:26,826
I refuse to scrub floors.
My hands can not tolerate soapy water.
557
01:05:27,037 --> 01:05:29,790
I cannot cope with any of this.
558
01:05:29,997 --> 01:05:34,036
Perhaps this is the cabinet
with the strong cleaners?
559
01:05:34,237 --> 01:05:40,073
The white tornado with ammonia. I know the
environment board did something about that?
560
01:05:40,277 --> 01:05:44,873
Otherwise, I could just call...
No, I can not.
561
01:05:48,477 --> 01:05:52,072
Perhaps we could still
talk about cleaning...
562
01:05:52,277 --> 01:05:54,154
Ouch and damn!
563
01:05:54,997 --> 01:05:58,990
Be glad that I am not a member
in the trade unions.
564
01:05:59,197 --> 01:06:02,826
Because then could you would to rinse
your pistol holes yourselves.
565
01:06:05,237 --> 01:06:08,434
It would be great
with a couple of earplugs.
566
01:06:09,077 --> 01:06:12,786
Hello? What should I do?
Should I set free Jensen or... ?
567
01:06:12,997 --> 01:06:16,990
You must find the compact.
Search the Schmierk鋝es apartment.
568
01:06:17,197 --> 01:06:20,712
Yes, but Jensen...
Leave Jensen alone.
569
01:06:20,917 --> 01:06:25,149
Remember what Kristan IV said:
"People love, my strength. "
570
01:06:25,357 --> 01:06:28,952
Was it not Frederik VII?
He was involved with the constitution.
571
01:06:29,157 --> 01:06:32,194
The country is in danger and you talk politics.
572
01:06:32,397 --> 01:06:36,390
What's intelligence services
to do with the Constitution?
573
01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:42,711
Come to me, girls. Come, come!
574
01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:45,795
Jensen has been found.
Forward with your weapons.
575
01:06:45,997 --> 01:06:48,955
And so off to Finderup Laden.
576
01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,430
Dear madame Come-Phur.
577
01:06:57,637 --> 01:07:01,312
Bring him in
-and-search him.
578
01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:04,190
Now that the compact has been found.
579
01:07:06,197 --> 01:07:08,995
Do you always go by taxi so it always there?
580
01:07:09,197 --> 01:07:13,031
Or is it specifically for your Japanese?
I mean:us Japanese.
581
01:07:13,237 --> 01:07:15,307
Kling Klang Cluster.
582
01:07:15,517 --> 01:07:19,590
I was once
on a bike ride in Mols Bjerge.
583
01:07:19,797 --> 01:07:22,072
I remeber it well, because I sweated!
584
01:07:22,277 --> 01:07:25,553
It was on an excursion
with the Yokohama school.
585
01:07:25,757 --> 01:07:29,147
I sweated so much
that I had to ride the bike in underwear.
586
01:07:30,037 --> 01:07:33,074
That's what limits to even what we
japanese can accomplish.
587
01:07:33,277 --> 01:07:37,190
This is worse than hari Hiri.
It's pure suicide.
588
01:07:37,397 --> 01:07:43,427
Now, I'm not Caesar,
and this is not Rubicon,
589
01:07:43,637 --> 01:07:47,107
but still I say:
The clothes are cast!
590
01:07:49,077 --> 01:07:53,753
The Danes have placed
an agent at slimming clinic.
591
01:07:53,957 --> 01:07:57,632
Find him,
then we will have the last compact.
592
01:07:58,997 --> 01:08:01,067
Who is you?
I am called Ar.
593
01:08:01,277 --> 01:08:05,031
My name is Arnold, and I'm
employed by the intelligence services.
594
01:08:05,237 --> 01:08:07,592
Certainly... !
It's true.
595
01:08:07,797 --> 01:08:10,152
For whom?
It's a secret.
596
01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:12,996
Do you agree with Kraputski
and his Albanians?
597
01:08:13,197 --> 01:08:15,791
Help me then with these.
598
01:08:16,597 --> 01:08:19,828
Do you have a hairpin?
Yes.
599
01:08:22,957 --> 01:08:25,790
Doctor Schmierk鋝e!
The patient is in the rooms...
600
01:08:25,997 --> 01:08:28,352
Latter, miss Petersen.
601
01:08:28,557 --> 01:08:31,276
I must first say hello to the
monsieur Capotnoir.
602
01:08:31,477 --> 01:08:34,833
He has come from Paris
in order to study my method.
603
01:08:35,037 --> 01:08:40,065
He is a member of
the French Chamber of Deputies.
604
01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:42,150
Come, little Petersen.
605
01:08:42,357 --> 01:08:47,192
Now we have only one compact left.
And Jensen
606
01:08:47,397 --> 01:08:50,707
they can do as they like with him.
607
01:08:51,517 --> 01:08:54,827
Matty Hari is
on the track of the compact.
608
01:09:06,037 --> 01:09:08,597
No, stop! I'm so ticklish.
609
01:09:09,077 --> 01:09:10,271
No, stop!
610
01:09:15,477 --> 01:09:19,470
Well... It was such-a-pity.
We had so much fun.
611
01:09:25,157 --> 01:09:26,670
Dear colleague!
612
01:09:27,677 --> 01:09:29,793
Good day, monsieur.
613
01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:37,386
Is it your medicine?
614
01:09:37,597 --> 01:09:41,226
It contains a description
all forms of weight loss.
615
01:09:41,437 --> 01:09:43,553
Very interesting.
616
01:09:43,757 --> 01:09:45,315
Join us for a moment.
617
01:09:45,517 --> 01:09:47,348
Go ahead.
618
01:09:49,237 --> 01:09:52,354
It makes me happy
that you like my clinic.
619
01:09:52,557 --> 01:09:54,946
Numbers 13.
620
01:09:58,997 --> 01:10:01,830
Very interesting.
621
01:10:02,957 --> 01:10:04,993
Very interesting.
622
01:10:05,197 --> 01:10:09,827
As a responsible politician You will take
the study mission seriously,
623
01:10:10,037 --> 01:10:14,349
so I will let you
immerse yourself in the material.
624
01:10:19,797 --> 01:10:22,106
Very interesting.
625
01:10:22,317 --> 01:10:26,071
Very interesting. Continue.
626
01:10:26,277 --> 01:10:28,711
Very interesting.
627
01:10:32,237 --> 01:10:35,388
Please Wolfgang,
I hate to leave you.
628
01:10:35,597 --> 01:10:38,270
Little Amanda, duty calls.
629
01:10:38,477 --> 01:10:40,672
Buy some funky clothes for this evening.
630
01:10:40,877 --> 01:10:43,345
If you do not get a headache again.
631
01:10:43,557 --> 01:10:46,629
I shall not get any more headaches.
632
01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:48,635
Thank you for that.
633
01:10:48,837 --> 01:10:50,793
Good day, I am the electrician.
634
01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:54,194
I am to meet doctor Schmierk鋝e?
Yes, that's me.
635
01:10:54,397 --> 01:10:57,116
Was there something wrong with the machines?
636
01:10:57,317 --> 01:11:01,390
Yes, you can you believe that.
It is in intensive department.
637
01:11:01,597 --> 01:11:05,272
We have several sensitive machines here.
638
01:11:06,237 --> 01:11:08,671
You have surely seen a few girls before.
639
01:11:10,117 --> 01:11:14,235
Diet machines can run either
too fast or too slow.
640
01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:18,066
Do something about it.
It distract patients.
641
01:11:18,277 --> 01:11:22,509
Do not confuse the
the machines many functions.
642
01:11:22,717 --> 01:11:26,756
Just lubricate the machine
And check the electrical motor which runs it.
643
01:13:00,077 --> 01:13:01,351
It is sad.
644
01:13:01,797 --> 01:13:03,150
Give me that.
645
01:13:03,357 --> 01:13:07,032
Well... ?
Otherwise, I shoot you.
646
01:13:19,677 --> 01:13:22,589
Stenka rasin!
He has escaped.
647
01:13:37,197 --> 01:13:39,392
Penny, what are you doing here?
648
01:13:39,417 --> 01:13:42,906
Working under cover.
Here, one can well say that.
649
01:13:43,117 --> 01:13:45,950
After him! Take him! Find him!
650
01:13:47,077 --> 01:13:51,469
Someone is coming!
Then come here.
651
01:13:52,477 --> 01:13:53,910
Yes, yes.
652
01:14:00,837 --> 01:14:02,111
Where is he?
653
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,400
It's just little me.
654
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,200
Are you Swedish?
Yes, you too?
655
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:14,200
Yes. Where are you from?
V鋜mland.
656
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:19,000
V鋜mland is beautiful
yours is a wonderful country
657
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,800
Move a little.
658
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:32,600
Are you looking for someone?
No, it can wait.
659
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:38,435
Damnation! 1 - 0 to the Swedish.
660
01:14:46,157 --> 01:14:48,512
A doomed man has the right to
a last smoke.
661
01:14:48,717 --> 01:14:52,596
I will do nothing
if you give me that.
662
01:14:53,557 --> 01:14:57,391
That's the rules of the game.
Which rules?
663
01:14:57,597 --> 01:14:59,428
If you had not been here and... ?
664
01:14:59,637 --> 01:15:03,471
You have been here stirring me up?
And now, you are going to shoot me?
665
01:15:03,677 --> 01:15:07,226
I thought we would lo...
oh, swap photo's.
666
01:15:07,437 --> 01:15:10,873
I don't want to to hurt you,
but I also have feelings.
667
01:15:11,077 --> 01:15:15,070
Everything I am doing is against my will.
I do it pursue my sister's sake.
668
01:15:15,277 --> 01:15:18,872
What has she with it to do?
She is a captive of Kraputski.
669
01:15:19,077 --> 01:15:23,150
She is on the way to my headquarters.
Where is she?
670
01:15:23,357 --> 01:15:26,030
Does she be called not Susie?
Yes.
671
01:15:26,237 --> 01:15:30,196
I released her
a half hour ago, but now...
672
01:15:31,757 --> 01:15:33,748
I love you.
673
01:15:37,797 --> 01:15:41,949
Do all women have the power to
to change their minds an instant?
674
01:15:46,637 --> 01:15:50,949
Scan all of the rooms. He must be found.
And all the beds.
675
01:15:51,197 --> 01:15:52,676
Stop!
676
01:15:53,837 --> 01:15:55,270
Take cover!
677
01:15:56,877 --> 01:15:58,674
Follow me, girls!
678
01:15:59,437 --> 01:16:01,029
To battle!
679
01:16:04,317 --> 01:16:06,194
What is... ?
680
01:16:13,837 --> 01:16:17,068
What's the commotion?
It should be completely silent!
681
01:16:29,917 --> 01:16:32,112
We stand in the cross fire!
682
01:16:35,277 --> 01:16:36,710
Come, girls, follow me!
683
01:16:41,037 --> 01:16:42,356
Come!
684
01:16:46,757 --> 01:16:48,827
Finally! safety.
685
01:16:49,037 --> 01:16:53,827
Proud stands the Danish sailor's...
KB, you are dead.
686
01:16:54,037 --> 01:16:55,789
Your concern is noted.
687
01:16:55,997 --> 01:16:59,387
Very interesting.
Stop. The country is in danger.
688
01:16:59,597 --> 01:17:03,272
I penetrated the enemy's classified code.
689
01:17:03,477 --> 01:17:05,468
Why are not you dead?
690
01:17:05,677 --> 01:17:09,272
The girl took it all,
so I went to help Arnold.
691
01:17:09,477 --> 01:17:12,674
Yes, it is good.
God, where is Arnold?
692
01:17:14,837 --> 01:17:19,786
It is certain something that my mother and
aunt have not told me about.
693
01:17:19,997 --> 01:17:22,636
Then it is time that I did.
694
01:18:04,357 --> 01:18:06,268
Forgive me. If I had known...
695
01:18:06,477 --> 01:18:10,709
Forget it. I did not know
that she was your sister.
696
01:18:11,317 --> 01:18:17,836
You are my own private James Bond.
And you are the spy that loved me.
697
01:18:18,757 --> 01:18:22,193
Live and to let to die.
Are we not too young to die?
698
01:18:22,397 --> 01:18:26,549
Will we not rather play
Doctor Hook... or, Doctor No?
699
01:18:30,877 --> 01:18:32,595
Goldfinger!
700
01:18:35,397 --> 01:18:37,069
The man with the golden gun.
701
01:18:37,277 --> 01:18:40,553
Stop with James Bond nonsense.
Now, I will be the spy
702
01:18:40,757 --> 01:18:44,796
who came in from the cold
and right into... the heat.
703
01:19:12,237 --> 01:19:18,870
It is fantastic what a man experiences
in the Danish intelligence service.
704
01:19:24,597 --> 01:19:27,714
This will not do.
Girls, come and help me with the bed.
705
01:19:27,917 --> 01:19:31,546
Miss monk, you stay here
with a couple of the girls.
706
01:19:31,757 --> 01:19:36,877
What about K. B. ?
He can continue his studies.
707
01:19:40,757 --> 01:19:42,475
Forward. Forward.
708
01:19:44,477 --> 01:19:46,069
Back!
709
01:19:48,997 --> 01:19:50,794
Follow me, girls!
710
01:20:06,957 --> 01:20:09,835
This is entirely unbelievable!
711
01:20:10,037 --> 01:20:14,269
Stop all that gunfire!
It disturbs the patients!
712
01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:17,947
Coitus interruptus
is the worst thing that exists.
713
01:20:28,397 --> 01:20:32,470
KB, what are you doing here?
I'm looking for Arnold.
714
01:20:32,677 --> 01:20:36,716
You won't find him there.
One must begin somewhere.
715
01:20:38,317 --> 01:20:41,036
Stenka razin! back!
716
01:21:18,037 --> 01:21:21,746
Fantastic what you may go through
for your country.
717
01:21:42,237 --> 01:21:45,547
Are all Danish agents
just as wonderful as you?
718
01:21:51,677 --> 01:21:56,034
You must have received additional education
by the spy school in O o omsk!
719
01:22:15,197 --> 01:22:20,146
What is going on here? My slimming's
method requires absolute quiet!
720
01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:24,628
I might have been wrong!
721
01:22:28,717 --> 01:22:30,275
Help!
722
01:22:33,637 --> 01:22:36,276
Don't shrink away from the fire
act like a knight!
723
01:22:41,237 --> 01:22:43,626
God. He is dead.
724
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,600
Who do you think will win?
725
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:50,200
Win what?
Listen.
726
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,800
Perhaps we should give them a hand.
727
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,800
I can give you a hand.
728
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:04,200
What are you doing?
It's just a little trick I learned.
729
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,400
Interesting.
730
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:12,600
Shouldn't we go out and... ?
No, it's so far away.
731
01:23:16,237 --> 01:23:20,310
His Majesty. Talk to me.
732
01:23:23,037 --> 01:23:25,392
Back! Stenka razin!
733
01:23:33,517 --> 01:23:35,587
He is crazy.
He is Danish.
734
01:23:45,277 --> 01:23:46,596
I am alive.
735
01:24:05,437 --> 01:24:08,270
What are you doing?
I want to help.
736
01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:10,911
Then sing, man! Sing!
737
01:24:22,997 --> 01:24:26,751
Hissa hussa hejsan sa!
Nu ska fienden f? da da!
738
01:24:26,957 --> 01:24:31,348
Everything need not stop. The machines
are up and running. Keep going.
739
01:24:37,277 --> 01:24:39,393
Good exercise.
740
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:44,000
Never mind.
741
01:24:54,237 --> 01:24:56,626
My glasses... and the dish.
742
01:24:57,397 --> 01:25:00,230
Nothing happened when we are here.
743
01:25:10,437 --> 01:25:15,716
Idiot! No patient can withstand
that sort of weight loss. Stop it!
744
01:25:15,917 --> 01:25:20,672
The switch is down at the other end.
Idiot. Down!
745
01:25:25,357 --> 01:25:26,551
Help!
746
01:25:27,677 --> 01:25:30,271
Shoot them!
747
01:25:31,437 --> 01:25:34,873
Too late, Kraputski.
Stenka rasin!
748
01:25:35,197 --> 01:25:39,429
Here it is.
Put down the weapons.
749
01:25:41,197 --> 01:25:43,108
Slivovitz!
750
01:25:44,677 --> 01:25:46,269
Commander-in-Chief.
751
01:25:49,437 --> 01:25:52,349
Watch out! Stop him!
752
01:26:03,837 --> 01:26:05,793
Slivovitz.
753
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:10,200
You are good in bed,
but on the wrong side.
754
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,800
V鋜mland is beautiful
you have a wonderful country
755
01:26:14,117 --> 01:26:16,836
It went beyond our expectations.
What did?
756
01:26:17,037 --> 01:26:23,351
We let you take over the leadership in order
to induce Kraputski to come forward.
757
01:26:23,557 --> 01:26:24,910
Appalling!
758
01:26:25,117 --> 01:26:28,427
Now, we need only to find
the last compact.
759
01:26:28,637 --> 01:26:30,514
I have it of course.
760
01:26:30,717 --> 01:26:34,630
Powder? Thank God.
I have to look horrible.
761
01:26:36,677 --> 01:26:41,990
Yes, but it is not powder.
What is it really in the compact?
762
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,995
Yes, I am never to know anything.
763
01:26:45,197 --> 01:26:47,153
Me either.
764
01:26:47,357 --> 01:26:50,155
Can we now have peace?
We must continue to slim down.
765
01:26:50,357 --> 01:26:51,710
Come now, girls.
766
01:26:51,917 --> 01:26:53,555
You would also need it.
767
01:26:53,757 --> 01:26:58,308
Can you remind me of this place
when we need to have a new cover?
768
01:27:53,797 --> 01:27:56,755
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