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翻译: 大瑶 煮粥达人 吸吸粒
翻译: 也也贝 Ruby 天青月白
校对: 屯栗子
时间轴: 大葱
后期: 斯人 总监： 屯栗子
《辛普森一家》第9季 第15集
春田镇百货
棒棒新鞋店
快看 这是给你们 Look, this is a perfect chance
买去教堂穿的鞋的好机会 to get you kids some nice church shoes.
妈 Mom!
我们要去教堂穿的鞋干嘛 What do we need church shoes for?
耶稣穿得是凉鞋 Jesus wore sandals.
如果他有个趁脚的鞋衬 Well, maybe if he had better arch support
可能就不会被他们逮到了 they wouldn't have caught him.
侯默你快看 你最爱和那只鸟斗嘴了 Look, Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with.
店内宠物一律独特且便宜
瞧瞧 Well, well, well.
这不是大明白教授么 If it isn't professor know-it-all.
我先过去了 马姬 Excuse me, Marge.
帮他们挑呆板百搭质量好的皮鞋 They need a good, stiff, all-purpose dress shoe.
可以穿去教堂 Something for church,
也适合看医生 but also for doctors' appointments--
看牙医 dental check-ups
参加钢琴演奏 为社会作贡献 piano recitals, building dedications
看望老人 visiting elderly relatives
还有理发和买鞋 haircuts and shoe shopping.
我们有棕色的鞋 Well, we have a brown shoe.
孩子们听见了吗 Did you hear that, kids?
棕色耶 Brown!
哎呀糟糕 Oh, rats!
点儿真背 Talk about bad luck.
我今天忘穿袜子了 I forgot to wear socks today.
看来不能试鞋咯 Guess I can't try those on.
不是事儿 No problem.
你可以用店里的试穿袜 You can wear the store sock.
你能自己系鞋带吗 孩子 Would you mind lacing them up, kid?
我背不太好 I have a bad back.
如果你不喜欢系鞋带 If you didn't want to tie shoes
你就不应该卖鞋 you shouldn't have become a shoe salesman.
你这就不对了 兄弟 That's where you're wrong, pal.
光想伸手要饼干怎么行 It's not enough to want a cracker.
你要自己争取 You have to earn it.
妈 鞋子大了至少两个号 Mom, these are at least two sizes too big.
完美 长大了就合脚了 Perfect. You'll grow into them.
啥时候 When?
你俩早就过了长身体的时候了 Oh, you're both way overdue for a spurt.
用笑容关爱世界
女士打扰一下 你喜欢笑吗 Excuse me, ma'am, do you like to laugh?
喜欢啊 Oh, yes.
只要是有品味的 As long as it's tasteful...
而且不是嘲笑 还有... And never at someone, or with... And not...
先生打扰一下 你喜欢笑吗 Excuse me, sir, do you like to laugh?
怎么了 喜欢啊 Why, yes. Yes, I do.
那你一定会喜欢我们的喜剧节 Well, then you'll love our comedy festival.
我们在做善事 It's for a good cause.
修建海盗疗养院吗 A rest home for pirates?
不 爸爸 是为了对抗水土流失 No, dad. It's to fight soil erosion.
这才是我想加入的组织 Now that's a fight I want to be a part of.
明星嘉宾名单 杰·雷诺 詹尼安·吉劳法罗 布鲁斯·鲍姆 博卡·格德斯维特 史蒂夫·赖特
完全给搞砸了 Hey, somebody screwed up bad.
你们找了这么多大牌来撑场 You've got all these big comics lined up for your show
却没有阿壳的名字 But there's no Krusty.
谁 Who?
小丑阿壳 Krusty the Clown.
世界上最搞笑的人 Funniest man alive?
馅饼小王子 汽水小达人 Prince of pies? The sultan of seltzer?
先生打扰一下 你喜欢笑吗 Excuse me, sir, do you like to laugh?
如果戳中笑点就停不下来 Well, only if something tickles me just right.
春田镇圆形露天剧场 喜剧节之夜
打扰了 我在找一位叫 Excuse me, I'm looking for someone named...
杰·雷诺的人 Jay Leno.
谁能给这个小子一台电视 Somebody want to get this kid a tv?
天呢 谢谢你先生 Gee, thanks, mister.
逗你玩的 Just joking.
我就是杰·雷诺 I'm Jay Leno.
找我有什么事吗 So what can I do for you?
如果你要做这场秀 Well, if you're running the show,
怎么能不叫上小丑阿壳 how could you leave out Krusty the Clown?
小丑阿壳啊 Krusty the Clown.
让我想起过去了 That takes me back.
他不是在一场火灾中丧生了吗 Didn't he die in a grease fire?
没有 他还活着 No, he's alive
而且他超搞笑 你可能会笑背过去 And he is so funny, you could plotz--
反正他的宣传单上是这么说的 At least according to his press release.
如果他有你说的一半活跃 Well, if he's half as alive
那就要他了 as you say he is, he's in.
小丑阿壳
慈善 我有什么好处 Charity? What's my cut?
没有 Nothing?
我做个蒸汽浴都比那赚得多 I make more than that taking a shvitz.
生日快乐 Hey, hey, happy birthday.
该把他们赶走了 Now get them out of here.
他似乎不太情愿 He seems reluctant.
跟他说这可以算作社区服务 Tell him it will count towards his community service.
好吧 我干 All right, I'll do it.
天哪 偷一条哈加尔长裤 Boy, swipe one pair of Haggar slacks
这辈子就得一直为此买单 and you're paying for it the rest of your life.
春田镇圆形露天剧场 喜剧节之夜
我终于找到词典来查了 I finally got around to reading the dictionary.
结果是斑马干的 Turns out the zebra did it.
我没懂 I don't get it.
爸爸 不是斑马干的 Dad, the zebra didn't do it.
只不过那是词典里的最后一个词 It's just a word at the end of the dictionary.
我还是没懂 I still don't get it.
只是个笑话 It's just a joke.
我懂了 Oh, I get it.
我听得懂笑话 I get jokes.
瞧啊 是小丑阿壳 Hey, hey, it's Krusty the Clown.
瞧啊 是你 Hey, hey, it's... you.
对吧 还有这位 Right? Yeah. And this guy,
讲了很多精彩的笑话 with all the jokes he does.
是你让我进喜剧这行 You're the reason I went into comedy.
要不是因为你 我就该是医生了 If it weren't for you, I'd be a doctor.
是啊是啊 谢谢 Yeah, yeah, right. Thanks.
我今天来例假了 I got my period today.
天啊 Oh, good lord.
而且我还有了个新男友 Plus I got this new boyfriend.
当你吻一个有舌钉的家伙 And you know how it is when you're kissing a guy
你懂那是什么感觉 with a tongue stud.
好笑 太好笑了 Yes! Oh, god, yes!
下面有请我们的特别嘉宾 It's time for something special--
斯宾塞·屈塞[著名演员]称他为 The man Spencer Tracy called
1959年最佳新人 the most promising newcomer of 1959--
掌声有请 please put your hands together for
小丑阿壳 Krusty the Clown!
阿壳 Krusty!
你们好 Hey, hey!
说说电视便餐吧 So... how about those TV dinners?
我有天尝试吃了 I tried one the other day.
突然打闪电 Lightning strikes.
桃子派就流出来了 The peach cobbler goes out.
派 Cobbler...
电视便餐还有个特点 The other thing about TV dinners
你没有剩菜 只有重播菜 you don't have leftovers, you have reruns.
电视便餐的笑话 TV dinner jokes?
厉害哦 斯旺森[电视便餐品牌] Ooh, take that, Swanson's.
不喜欢这个笑话吗 Didn't like that one?
好吧 Well...
我很抱欠 Me so solly!
怎样 Ah, so.
他接下来要干嘛 What's he going to do next--
抖动胸襟吗 the flapping dickey?
他们要对我失去兴趣了 Uh-oh, I'm losing them.
该放绝招了 Time for the "A" material.
怎样 怎样 Ah so. Ah so.
我喜欢吵饭 Me-a lika da flied lice...
我的胸襟抖动很玖 Me flappa dickey rong time...
阿壳 演出很棒 Hey, Krusty, great set.
你说笑吗 Are you kidding?
我演砸了 I stunk up the joint.
没有 我在后面跟丽莎聊过了 No, no. I was talking to Lisa back there.
我们都觉得你超赞 We both agreed; you killed.
真的吗 Really?
丽莎也这么认为 Lisa, huh?
当然 大家都笑死了 Oh, sure, there were a lot of laughs.
你可能没听到 You probably couldn't hear them.
音响太差了 The acoustics were so bad.
是啊 是音响不行 Yeah, the acoustics, that's what it was.
我很抱欠 I mean... me so solly!
对 我很棒 Yeah, I was great.
你们瞧见小丑阿砸了吗 Did you get a load of Corpsy the Clown?
他让我们整个的专业性都掉档次了 That guy cheapens our whole profession.
你怎么看 网络笑星 What do you think of him, internet comic?
各位 小声点 Guys, keep it down.
还有五分钟 阿壳 Five minutes, Krusty.
我才不回去呢 Oh, I ain't going back out there.
不 是给你五分钟清东西走人 No. Five minutes to get your stuff and get out.
红椒园
那只臭猴子哪去了 Where is that stinking monkey?
真是时候 About time.
快给我看评论 Give me those reviews!
昨晚的喜剧义演掀起阵阵哄堂大笑 "Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs
无一例外 without exception."
然而来自春田的绿头发红鼻子尿点王 "The only exception was the embarrassingly dated humor
他那尴尬又过时的幽默令人大跌眼镜 Of springfield's green-haired, red-nosed hack..."
小丑阿壳 "Krusty the Clown"!
都说只要有宣传就是好事 They say any publicity is good publicity.
您个白痴 You, sir, are an idiot.
你就会这样 That's your answer to everything.
瞧瞧我 Look at my life.
我在跟一只猴子和一个 I'm talking to a monkey and a...
不知道什么玩意说话 I don't know what the hell you are.
你清醒的时候真刻薄 You can be so cruel when you're sober.
那我改 Well, I'll fix that.
就让我不醉不归 I'm going on the bender to end all benders.
贫民酒屋
醉吧
爆肝酒吧
他说什么 丽莎 他说什么 What did he say, Lisa? What did he say?
他说不用为他们的禁忌之恋感到羞耻 He said there's no shame in their forbidden love.
迭戈不会喜欢的 Oh... Diego's not going to like that.
劳乌 Oh, Raul!
带我去舞球底下 "Take me here, under the disco ball."
让个沙发 Beep! Beep! Clear the couch!
阿壳时间 It's Krusty time.
现在 阿壳来了 And now, here's Krusty.
我是小丑肯特·布罗克曼 I'm Kent Brockman the clown
今天小丑阿壳没来 我代班 filling in for Krusty the clown who didn't come in today.
他要么死了要么度假去了 He is presumed dead or on vacation.
今日笑料 Today's top joke:
一个当地白痴把钟从窗户扔出去了 It seems a local moron threw his clock out the window.
我们马上会为你解释 We'll tell you why right after this.
真差 Oh, this sucks.
我出去了 I am out of here.
小丑 A clown.
你觉得他是坏人吗 Do you think he's evil?
他闻起来像坏人 He smells evil.
我们要告诉爸爸吗 Should we tell daddy?
不 我们再戳戳他吧 No. Let's poke him a little while longer.
别碰他 小鬼头们 Hey, get away from him, you little freaks!
抱歉 ?Sorry.??
说话都痛了 It hurts to talk.
我们得弄些眨眼示意的暗号 We'll have to work out a system of blinks.
不是说你 蠢家伙 Not you, you imbecile.
你喝了什么 汽油吗 What were you drinking, gasoline?
是的 我喝了汽油 老妈子 Yes, I was drinking gasoline, mother.
阿壳 Krusty?
等等 小鬼 Hang on, kid.
我脑袋上有个钉子 I got a tack in my head.
那是你的海报 That's one of your posters.
我买了所有的阿壳周边 I got all the Krusty stuff.
我都用我的脸印了些什么鬼东西 Man, look at all the crap with my face on it.
阿壳专属棉签 "Krusty's personal swabs"?
我是怎么想的 What was I thinking?
这么多年 我本该多花些工夫在表演上 All these years, I should have been working on my act
然而我却一心想着赚钱 but I was too busy selling out.
现在我只是个又老又不中用的尿点王 Now I'm just a tired old hack.
辣死了 Ah, that burns!
这上面蘸了什么玩意儿 What the hell's on those things?
来 快用阿壳洗眼液 Here, quick! Use my Krusty eyewash!
不 休想 No! Not on your life!
谢谢你过来 杰 Thanks for coming, Jay.
阿壳很需要帮助 Krusty really needs help.
毫无疑问 Oh, no question--
我得给我的表演注入些新东西 I got to freshen up my act.
杰 你是专业的喜剧演员对吧 对吧 Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?
回答我 Answer me!
对的 你别动来动去的 Yes! Now stop squirming.
我在试着把你头发这些结弄开 I'm trying to get these tangles out.
这简直就不可能 They are just impossible.
的确不可能啊 Well, they are.
你就没什么建议能给阿壳的吗 Anyway, don't you have some advice for krusty?
最近人们喜欢观察 Well, these days people like observational humor
日常生活中的幽默 about things they deal with in everyday life.
你意思是比方说你懒散的管家 Oh, yeah, you mean like when your lazy butler washes
洗你的吊袜带 your sock garters,
洗好了上面还是有脏东西吗 and they're still covered with shmutz?
类似这样 Well... kind of,
但要更普通一点 but more universal
也许再少一点学口音的梗 and maybe lose the "Me so solly" bit.
嘿 我们不要篡改经典 Hey! Let's not tamper with a classic.
闭嘴 小孩 Shut up, kid.
来吧雷诺 篡改 指导 传授 Come on, Leno-- tamper, teach, impart.
老爸 Dad!
噢 对不起儿子 Whoops! Sorry, son.
我不知道杰·雷诺 I didn't know you, Jay Leno
和一只猴子在帮一个小丑洗澡 and a monkey were bathing a clown.
他们就在这么做 Well, they are.
要么做个丝瓜络要么出去 So make with the loofah or get out.
巴仔的喜剧集合
当然 还有妈妈的模仿 Then, of course, there's mom
听起来是像这样的 Who sounds something like this.
吃你的蔬菜 Eat your vegetables.
拿一件运动衫 Take a sweater.
我不认为这是个好主意 I don't think that's a good idea.
这个很像 马姬 Take that, Marge.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
现在 全新的喜剧风格作品 And now, the all-new comedy stylings of...
小丑阿壳 Krusty the clown!
阿壳 Krusty!
我的水去哪儿了 在这儿 Where's my water? Oh, here it is.
好的 All right.
大家好 我是个真实存在的人 Hello. I'm a real person.
作为一个真实存在的人 我做了 And as a real person, I've made
一些关于真实生活中幽默的观察 some humorous observations about real life.
比如说 你们有注意过 For example, have you ever noticed
为什么有两本电话簿 how there are two phone books--
一本白的一本黄的 a white one and a yellow one?
我的意思是这么做有什么原因 I mean, what's the deal with that?
一个是生活上用的 另一个是工作用的 One's residential, the other is business.
好吧 有道理 Well, that makes sense.
他们接下来会想到什么 蓝页吗 What'll they think of next, blue pages?
他们已经有了 They have those.
那是政府电话一览表 They're government listings.
我懂了 I see.
那两美分的邮票呢 What about two-cent stamps?
披萨饼最近都很烫 Pizza pie is very hot these days.
打不开泡菜罐子 星期天没有邮件 Can't open pickle jars, no mail on Sunday.
纸巾总是用完 Out of paper towels.
纸板箱又是怎么回事呢 What's the deal with cardboard?
好吧 我们继续笔记本二的内容吧 All right, let's just move on to notebook two.
我真的要开始准备晚饭了 I've really got to get dinner started.
-我也是 -我也要走了 - Me, too. - I also have to go.
阿壳 这里的音响效果 Krusty, the acoustics in here...
我很感激你为我做的努力 孩子 I appreciate the effort, kid.
但现在只有一件事我能做的了 But there's only one thing left for me to do.
谢谢你们的到来 Thank you for coming.
*聪明的小伙子早早离去* *Smart lads, who slip betimes away*
*荣耀不为谁停留* *From fields where glory will not stay*
*后继英才辈出* *Runners whom the race outran*
*还活着时名字就已被遗忘* *And the name died before the man*
阿壳 这话有什么意思吗 Krusty, does this have a point?
有 Yes.
我要退出演艺事业了 I'm quitting show business.
我正想用启示的教育方式 I was just trying to go out
来宣布我的离场 你个魂淡 with a little class, you jackass!
但是阿壳 为什么是现在 But Krusty, why now?
为什么不是20年前 Why not 20 years ago?
因为喜剧不再好笑了 'cause comedy ain't funny anymore.
比起经得起时间考验的笑话 Instead of time-tested jokes
关于女司机和医药费单子 about women drivers and doctor bills.
现在都是一群蠢货从笨贼三人组海报上 You got some big-chinned schlub reading typos
读错别字搞笑了 from the Palookaville post.
这是给你们的头版标题 Well, here's a headline for you:
没人在乎 "Nobody cares."
我帮你洗了头 Hey! I washed your hair.
现在的喜剧表演都是 These comics today:
"看我" "Ooh, look at me."
"我弄不来我的录像机" "I can't set my VCR."
"我打不开飞机上的袋装花生" "I can't open a bag of airline peanuts."
"我是个大傻逼" "I'm a freakin' moron!"
阿壳疯了 Krusty's gone nuts.
而那些女性喜剧谈的东西 Then you got these lady comics,
能让瑞德·福克斯都脸红尴尬 talking about stuff that would embarrass Redd Foxx--
上帝让他淫荡的灵魂安息吧 God rest his smutty soul--
和谁滚了床单 什么时候上的厕所 Who they slept with, what time they sit on the can.
这些能帮你找到老公吗 This is supposed to get you a husband?!
你们到底在笑什么 What the hell are you laughing at?
我说的是事实 I'm just telling the truth.
这很搞笑 And it's funny!
是吗 It is?
既然这样 我隆重宣布 In that case, I am proud to announce,
我荣耀回归喜剧圈 my triumphant return to comedy.
老谋子酒吧剧场
最低消费四杯酒
Four-drink minimum?
我会帮你喝掉的 亲爱的 I'll cover you, honey.
你们好 朋友们 Hi. How you folks doing?
我是老谋子 I'm Moe.
或者 女士们喜欢叫我 Or, as the ladies like to call me,
"猥琐男" "Hey you, behind the bushes."
这玩意儿开了吗 Is this thing on?
没有 对不起 老谋子 No! Sorry, Moe!
现在 不说废话了 And now, without further Apu,
我被点到名了 真不错 I have been zinged, and I love it.
最后一位愤怒小丑 The last angry clown,
每个毛孔都在喷涌真理的人 the man who spews truth from every orifice,
女士们先生们 ladies and gentlemen...
阿壳 Krusty.
没错 没错 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我今天在看电视 So, I'm watching TV today.
电视 好棒 TV! Yeah!
看到的都是 All I keep seeing
死掉的明星在叫卖东西 is dead celebrities hawking products.
让可怜的文森特·普莱斯在一个马桶蛋糕上飘 They got poor Vincent Price floating around on a toilet cake.
告诉我没有洁厕灵有多可怕 Telling me about the horrors of an unfresh bowl.
我要告诉大家另一件事 And I tell you something else.
我不相信 I do not believe,
丘吉尔会在Der Wienerschnitzel吃东西 Winston churchill would eat at Der Wienerschnitzel.
专营热狗的美国快餐连锁
那些美国广告业的抢匪们费尽心思 There's nothing those Madison Avenue grave robbers
就是想让我们去买他们的垃圾 won't do to get us to buy their crap.
抗议丘吉尔 Impeach Churchill!
这里有一美金 Well, here's one dollar.
那些骗子别想碰 Those crooks aren't going to get their hands on.
这是不是违法 Isn't that illegal?
我不管违不违法 我在这里表明我的立场 I don't care if it is illegal, I'm making a stand here.
有谁支持我 Who's with me?
我 为了赚这些钱我整天累死累活 I am. I worked like a dog for this.
你这样烧不对 西摩 You're burning it all wrong, Seymour.
这是我的零花钱 妈妈 It's my allowance, mother.
我想怎么烧就怎么烧 And I'll burn it the way I want.
拿着 你们这群贪婪的有钱人 Take that, you greedy fat cats.
马姬 把你的钱包给我 Marge, give me your purse.
这里有四十二美金 我只有这些了 Here's $42, it's everything I have.
回家埋在院子里 Run home and bury it in the yard.
我爱你 妈妈 I love you, mom.
他怎么说他们就怎么做 They're hanging on his every word.
你和我想的一样吗 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
我希望如此 I hope so.
我想在波士顿我已经说得够明白了 I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
从现在起 我要 From now on, I'm going to be
跟阿壳一样 坦诚讲真话 just like Krusty and tell it like it is.
马姬 你大腿上肥肉有点多 Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs.
老爸 Dad!
你也是 巴仔 You, too, Bart.
闭嘴 侯默 Knock it off, homer.
你才是这里最胖的那个 You're the fattest one in the car.
你不用说得这么直白吧 马姬 You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge.
我以你为荣 阿壳 I'm proud of you, Krusty.
当然 我赚了不少钱 Sure, I've got material success,
有我自己的节目 一堆车 My own show, acres of cars,
超棒的微波炉 A nice microwave oven.
但你处在危险边缘了 But you're out there on the edge.
你做这些纯粹为了自己爽 You're doing it for the sheer thrill.
如果我不怕小丑的话 And if I wasn't so afraid of clowns
我就要给你个大大的拥抱 I'd give you a big hug.
打扰下 阿壳 Excuse me, Krusty.
这一周我们都在老谋子酒馆里观察你 We've been watching you at Moe's all week.
你的公信力简直了 And your credibility is just... wow.
说重点 阿玛尼 Get to the point, Armani.
我们觉得你是我们公司新出品的 Well, we think you'd be the perfect spokesman
运动型多功能汽车音乐爵士的完美代言人 for our company's new sports utility vehicle, the Canyonero.
我想你们这些华尔街的败类还不知道 I guess you Wall Street weasels didn't get the word.
阿壳是非卖品 Krusty's not for sale.
但是你支持所有的事情 But you endorse everything.
实际上 这个背书合同 In fact, this endorsement contract
阿壳的法律文件模板
就来自于你推荐的法律模板 comes from your line of legal forms.
这个表格很赞 It's a quality form
但是我已经不做这事很久了 but those days are behind me.
我已经不再当托儿了 I don't shill for nobody no more.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
因为我们准备免费送给你 Because we're prepared to offer you a free
一辆全新的音乐爵士 fully loaded Canyonero.
好吧 Well...
不 带上你那该死的的车 No! Take your corporate blood wagon
离开这里 and get the hell out.
你确定吗 这是免费的 Are you sure? It's free.
别说了 Stop saying that!
我带了一袋子钱 I brought a bag of money
以防他又想让我们烧钱 in case he wants us to burn it again.
我希望他让我们把裤子都烧了 I hope he tells us to burn our pants.
我快要被这些裤子逼疯了 These things are driving me nuts.
今天下午 So this afternoon
两个西装革履的人来找我让我 two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse
为他们的新运动型多功能车代言 some new sports utility vehicle.
你怎么做的 What'd you do?
难道你不讨厌裤子吗 Don't you hate pants?
我把他们两个怪胎赶出去了 I threw those two creeps out on their ass.
然后他们一路跟我回家 求我试驾一次 Then, they followed me home, begging me to take a test drive
老实告诉你们 And let me tell you--
那车里的空间太宽敞了 Talk about roomy!
音乐爵士车有欧洲跑车的流畅曲线 The Canyonero combines the smooth handling
同时还具备越野车 of a european sports car with the rugged drivability
在崎岖山路上平稳行驶的灵活性能 of a Sturdy 4 x 4.
什么 What?
阿壳 你在说什么 krusty, what are you talking about?
我还以为你说那些人是怪胎 I thought you said those guys were creeps.
没错 那是在我认识他们之前 Yeah, but that was before I got to know them.
告诉你们 And I'm telling you
汽车中的凯迪拉克 the Canyonero is the Cadillac of automobiles.
就是音乐爵士车 That's Canyonero.
等等 你们去哪里 Wait! Where you going?
我还准备了一堆吐槽呢 I still got plenty of beefs.
关于零脂肪酸奶 Fat-free yogurt.
关于网络色情治疗的 Th-the quality of computer porn.
我就知道应该让我先上台 I knew I should have gone on first.
贵宾入口
我不明白 阿壳 I don't get it, Krusty.
你说你永远不会再做托儿了 You said you would never be a shill again.
今晚我充分的理解了自己 孩子 I learned something about myself tonight, kid.
我与生俱来的天赋不是喜剧 It ain't comedy that's in my blood.
而是销售 It's selling out.
来吧 我送你回家 Come on, I'll give you a ride home.
这车确实很宽敞 This is roomy.
*什么车是四轮的卡车* *Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive*
*座椅宽敞 闻起来像牛排一样迷人* *Smells like a steak, and seats 35*
*音乐爵士* *Canyonero*
*如果车速变慢 仅需用钉锤敲打* *Well it goes real slow with the hammer down*
*这是辆小代言丑的乡村卡车* *It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown*
*音乐爵士* *Canyonero*
联邦高速公路委员会 The federal highway commission
已经裁决音乐爵士车 has ruled the Canyonero unsafe
无论在高速公路或者城市驾驶都不安全 for highway or city driving.
*音乐爵士* * Canyonero *