圣城家园字幕组 ￡ 特效制作 leequn11111 2016年3月10日
实习生
弗洛伊德说过 "爱情和工作 Freud said, "Love and work. Work and love.
就是生活的全部" "That's all there is."
我退休了 我的妻子已经过世了 Well, I'm retired, and my wife is dead.
可想而知 我有了很多的空闲时间 As you can imagine, that's given me some time on my hands.
我的妻子已经去世三年半了 My wife's been gone for three and a half years.
我无时无刻都在想念她 I miss her in every way.
而退休？ 则要坚持不懈的努力 And retirement? That is an ongoing,
提升创造力 relentless effort in creativity.
首先 我承认我享受其中的新鲜感 At first, I admit I enjoyed the novelty of it.
有点像在逃学一样 Sort of felt like I was playing hooky.
我用所有省下来的航空英里数去环游世界 I used all the miles I'd saved and traveled the globe.
问题是 无论我去了哪里 The problem was, no matter where I went,
只要我一到家 那种无处可去的感觉 as soon as I got home, the nowhere-to-be thing
如千斤重锤般向我袭来 hit me like a ton of bricks.
我意识到了 I realized the key
这一切的解决方法就是不断前进 to this whole deal was to keep moving.
早晨起床 走出家门 去到某个地方 任何地方都可以 Get up, get out of the house, and go somewhere. Anywhere.
无论晴雨 我都会在7:15准时到星巴克 Come rain or shine, I'm at my Starbucks by 7:15.
不好意思 我可以坐这里吗？ Excuse me, mind if we join you here?
嘿 最近怎么样？ Hey, how are ya?
我也解释不来 Can't explain it,
但这让我觉得我也是其中的一份子 but it makes me feel pan' of something.
今天要见的人 并不是精于数字的人 These guys today, they're not numbers guys.
别跟他们讲数据 Don't talk figures with them.
其它时间用来做什么呢？ How do I spend the rest of my days?
做各种事情 高尔夫 读书 看电影 皮纳尔扑克 You name it. Golf, books, movies, pinochle.
试过瑜伽 学过厨艺 Tried yoga, learned to cook,
买了一些盆栽 上过中文课 bought some plants, took classes in Mandarin.
相信挖 挖什么道试挂了 Xiang xin wo, wo shen me dou shiguo le.
翻译过来就是... "相信我 我什么都试过了" Translation, "Believe me, I've tried everything."
然后 当然 也会有葬礼 And then, of course, there are the funerals.
能做的事比我想象得多得多 So many more than I could imagine.
最近我唯一的一次旅行 是去圣地亚哥 The only traveling I do these days is out to San Diego
看望我的儿子和他的家人 to visit my son and his family.
他们很好 我非常地爱他们 They're great. I love 'em to pieces.
但是说实话 我想我可能有点 But to be honest, I think I probably relied on them
太过依赖他们 way more than I should.
别误会我 我不是那种经常闷闷不乐的人 Don't get me wrong, I'm not an unhappy person.
正相反 Quite the contrary.
我只知道我的生命中有个空洞 I just know there's a hole in my life,
而我需要补好它 and I need to fill it.
还得尽快 Soon.
今天我离开超市的时候 Which brings me to today, when I was leaving the market
眼角扫过的一张传单吸引了我的视线 and caught your flyer out of the corner of my eye.
唔 Hmm.
"老人家 来当实习生吧" "Seniors, be an intern."
本 Ben,
我一眼就看到你了 嗨 I thought that was you. Hi.
- 嘿 - 你在看什么呢？ - Hey. - What'd you find?
我想这是某个网络公司在招老年实习生 I think an Internet place is looking for senior interns.
- 我没理解错吧？ - 我来看看 - Am I reading this right? - Let me see.
"申请者必须年满65周岁... "Applicants must be over 65 years of age,
有组织能力 have organizational skills,
对电子商务有兴趣" 管它是什么... a genuine interest in e-commerce," whatever that is,
"并且要干劲十足" "and a roll-up-your-sleeves attitude."
合身靓衣网 AboutTheFit.com,
不就是那个... isn't that the outfit that was...
没错 没错 没错 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
他们买下了红钩区的一间旧工厂 They bought one of those old factories in Red Hook.
我女儿说他们是在网上卖衣服的 My daughter says they sell clothes on the Internet.
他们是怎么运作的 我完全没概念 How that works, I have no idea.
你需要上传你的申请 Well, you have to upload the application.
这会很有挑战的 听听这个... That could be challenging. Listen to this,
"求职信太老掉牙了 "Cover letters are so old-fashioned.
发一段求职视频 告诉我们你是谁 "Show us who you are with a cover-letter video.
将你的视频上传到YouTube或者Vimeo "Upload your video to YouTube or Vimeo
需要用mov avi或者mpg格式 "using .mov, .avi, or a .mpg file.
我们期待着您" "We look forward to meeting you."
好吧 我觉得他们要找的就是我 Well, I guess that's meeting me.
我发誓我都不知道他们说的是哪种语言 I swear I don't even know what language that was.
你今晚打算做什么 本？ What are you doing tonight, Ben?
速冻千层面？ A frozen lasagna?
我可以做一点沙拉 把这个变成两人餐 I could make a little salad, turn it into a dinner for two,
就像我上次做的那样 后来都没再做了 like we did that time and never did again.
你知道上次已经是五个月前的事了吧？ You know that was over five months ago?
是的 当然 我们会再一起吃饭的 没问题 Oh, yeah. No, no, we gotta do that again, for sure,
但是改天再聚如何？ but okay if we take a rain check?
你实在是太可爱了 你知道吗？ You're awful cute, you know that?
不 我不可爱 No, I didn't.
是真的 你真可爱 那就再见吧 Well, it's true, you are. So I'll see you.
别让我等太久 帅哥 Don't take too long, doll.
你已经不年轻了 You're not getting any younger.
- 我懂 我懂 我懂 - 好吧 - I know, I know, I know. - All right.
您好 我想要申请成为你们的实习生 So here I am, applying to be one of your interns
因为我越是考虑 because the more I think about this idea,
越觉得这件事意义重大 the more tremendous I think it is.
我很喜欢每天都有要去的地方 I love the idea of having a place I can go every day.
我想要与人交往 想要体验刺激的事物 I want the connection, the excitement.
我想接受挑战 I wanna be challenged,
我觉得我大概想被人需要 and I guess I might even wanna be needed.
高科技的东西我只懂得一点 The tech stuff might take a bit to figure out.
我不得不打电话给我九岁的孙子 I had to call my 9-year-old grandson
只为了搞清楚USB接口是什么 just to find out what a USB connector was.
但是我会弄明白的 我很乐意学习 But I'll get there. Eager to learn.
同时 我希望你知道 Also, I want you to know
我毕生都致力于公司的工作 I've been a company man all my life.
我很忠诚 也很可靠 并且很擅长处理危机 I'm loyal, I'm trustworthy, and I'm good in a crisis.
而且我很高兴你们恰好设址在布鲁克林 And I love that you're right here in Brooklyn.
我一生都住在这里 最近我觉得 I've lived here all my life, and lately I feel
我对这里并不熟悉 所以这份工作也能让我更加熟悉布鲁克林 I may not be hip enough to live in Brooklyn, so this could help with that, too.
我曾经读到过 音乐家从不退休 I read once, musicians don't retire.
当他们心中无音乐时 他们便停下脚步 They stop when there's no more music in them.
我的心中仍有音乐 Well, I still have music in me,
这一点我毫无疑问 absolutely positive about that.
# 很多很多人想拉我下地狱 # # So many, many want to down me #
# 但没有人能让我下去 # # But ain't no... Never drown me #
# 他们在肮脏的镜子前找到我 # # In front of a dirty double-mirror they found me #
# 这世界不过是贫民窟的枪和罢工标语 # # The world is a ghetto with guns and picket signs #
# 但他们能做想做的无论何时无论何事 # # But they can do what they want whenever they want #
好消息 我找到了一件海军蓝的八号的 Good news, I found a size eight in navy.
不 你说得对 No, you are right.
包裹本应该现在就到了 That package should have arrived by now.
我来为您追踪下包裹 Let me track that for you.
没错 如果您有翘臀的话这裤子会非常美 Yep, these pants are awesome if you have hips.
非常显瘦 Super slimming.
好的 我来和您复述一下... Okay, let me just review this with you.
您有六位伴娘 You have six bridesmaids.
您订了六件 You ordered six of the silk chiffon
粉色的雪纺礼服裙 Antoinette dresses in pink.
婚礼在三天以后 The wedding is in three days,
而您收到的全部是灰色的礼服裙 and the dresses just arrived all in charcoal gray,
而我们根本没有卖灰色的礼服裙 这事有点玄幻 which we don't even sell, so that is a bit of a mystery.
好的 我们这样来解决 Okay, here's what we're gonna do about this.
我会打给供应商并且今天解决好这件事 I am gonna call the vendor and have this fixed today.
在快递裙子之前 I will personally see the dresses
我会亲自查看 before they are Fed Exed,
我保证在周五上午9:00前 and I promise you they will be at your front door
您会在家门前看到裙子 好吗？ by 9:00 a.m. Friday, okay?
这样吧 我把我的电话号码给您 以防万一... You know what, let me give you my cell just in case,
是718-555-0199 718-555-0199.
哦 非常感谢您的耐心询问 Oh, thank you so much for your patience,
我们将会退还所有款项 实在是... and I am gonna refund you back all your money. It's the...
是的 不... Yes.
好吧 嘿 您可以把这件事从待办事项上面划掉了 好吗？ Okay, hey, you check this one off your list, okay?
就这么定了 This is done.
瑞秋 祝您有个美妙的婚礼 And, Rachel, have a great wedding.
天啊 这都怎么回事儿？ Oh, my God, how did that happen?
茱儿？ Jules?
我知道 我知道 我又有什么事迟了 I know, I know, I'm late for something.
没错 是所有的事 Yeah, everything.
你知道我为什么接客服电话吗？ You see why I take customer service calls?
我是说 这很棒 你可以学到很多东西 I mean, it's so good. You learn so much.
好吧 怎么了？ 要我做什么？ Okay, what's up? What am I doing?
卡梅伦本来在等你 但他还有另外一场会议 Okay, Cameron was waiting for you, but had another meeting.
他说他两点会回来 He said he'll be back at 2:00.
所有人都需要你签字 Um, everyone needs you to sign off
- 确认明天的主页 - 好吧 - on tomorrow's homepage. - Right.
还有约在11点的客人在大会议室 And your 11:00 is in the big conference room.
11点10分的也在 财务部门有事找你 So is your 11:10. Finance needs you,
还有我记得你今天凌晨四点给一堆人 and I guess you e-mailed a bunch of people
发了邮件说了什么事？ at 4:00 a.m. about something?
太棒了 我都忘了这事儿 Oh, good, I forgot about that.
我想要创建一种能让朋友们 I want to figure out a way for friends
在网上一起购物的方式 to shop together online.
让网购不再是一件孤独的事 Make it less of an alone thing.
把这主意邮件发给我 好吗？ E-mail me that idea, will you?
没问题 我很乐意 Yeah, I like that.
呃 现在方便给你母亲回电话吗？ Um, is now a good time to call your mom back?
- 伙计 我在骑车呢 - 生日快乐 - Dude, I'm on a bike. - Happy birthday!
哦 Oh!
简直乱七八糟... Oh, what a mess...
这可是办公室正中间 别... 别... This is the middle of the office. Don't do...
别放那儿... Don't put that...
# 因为你知道我犹如那大提琴 # # Because you know I'm all about that bass #
- 你好 - 嗨 - Hello. - Hi.
我是本·维迪克 我收到了一份关于面试 I'm Ben Whittaker. I received an e-mail
老年实习生的邮件 about an interview for the senior intern program.
嘿 本 你好吗？ Hey, Ben. How's it goin'?
很好 真的很好 谢谢 It's going good, real good. Thank you.
棒极了 在那边的角落里坐一下 Excellent. Take a seat around the corner,
等一下人才招聘组的人会去找你 and someone from talent acquisition will come get you.
谢谢 Thank you.
"人才招聘组"？ "Talent acquisition"?
# 我就像那大提琴 像那大提琴 # # I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass? #
好的 你们一定要记住 Okay, you guys have to remember,
主页必须一目了然 the homepage has to read in a glance.
还有 你还得站远点看看 Also, you have to get back like this if you wanna see
设想一下自己35岁了 看出来的主页是什么感觉 what it looks like if you're, like, over 35.
好吧 我什么都看不清 Okay, so I can't read anything,
但是如果我能看到 你想让我看到什么？ but if I could, what do you want me to see?
"五个姑娘 一件衬衣" 还是"看看哪件合身"？ "Five Girls, One Shirt" or "Check Out The Fit"?
两者都有 但是我更想让你看到的是 Well, both, but what I really want you to see
五个体型不同的人穿同一件衬衫的样子 is the shirt worn by five different body types.
好吧 那你首先得让我看到 Okay, then you gotta make me see that.
试试把照片格放大一些 Try making the photo grid bigger.
我喜欢那个五 能不能再放大一些？ I love that five. Can we make it more graphic?
没错 很棒 Yeah, that's cool.
也许以红衬衣的姑娘为中心会更好 Maybe hero the girl in the red shirt.
- 茱儿... - 这个红色很棒 - Jules... - That is a great red.
那绝对能卖疯了 It is going to fly outta here.
我大概两个小时以前就让你确认这些东西了 I needed you to sign off on this, like, two hours ago.
我知道 我知道 但是你能试一下吗？ I know, I know, but can you try?
好的 Yep.
米娅？ 再跟我说一遍 Mia? Tell me that thing again.
哦 有40%的用户没有经过主页 Oh, 40% of our visitors don't go past the homepage,
还不算太糟 which isn't so bad.
是的 但是我们要解决这问题 Yeah, but we should fix that.
好的 这样如何 Okay, here you go.
我爱死这个了 I love it.
- 很好 就这样 - 好的 谢谢各位 - Great, and it's up. - Okay. Thanks, everybody.
谢谢 Thank you.
让我们周五大干一场 Let's go over the pitch for Friday.
好的 那么... Okay, so...
礼服裙 完全被供应商搞砸了 The Antoinette dress. Major screw-up by the vendor.
今天会有好几个人面试 本 There's gonna be a couple of interviews today, Ben.
我希望确保我们能彼此都满意 We wanna make sure that we both find the right fit.
有时候做生意并不是我们的宗旨 "Business as usual" is not really our motto,
所以我们希望你能在这里找到乐趣 so we hope you have some fun here.
这是我们第一次招聘老年实习生 This is the first time we are hiring senior interns,
所以有些面试实习生的问题 so some of our intern questions
并不适合你们 may not exactly fit your profile,
但我们还是得例行问一下 好吗？ but we're gonna go for it anyway, okay?
问吧 Fire away.
好的 没问题 你是哪所学校毕业的？ Okay, good. Where'd you go to school?
我是西北大学毕业的 I went to Northwestern.
嘿 我哥哥也是西北大学毕业的 Hey, my brother went to Northwestern.
可能不是同一时间段的 Probably not at the same time.
应该不是 他是2009年毕业的 Probably not. He graduated in 2009.
我是65年的 Class of '65.
哇哦 你是什么专业的？ 你还记得吗？ Wow, what was your major? Do you remember?
那从西北大学毕业后你去了...？ And after Northwestern, you went on to...
我去了德克斯工作 I went to work for Dex One.
好的 那他们是做...？ Okay, and they made...
电话簿 Phonebooks.
我是负责监督 I was in charge of overseeing the printing
电话簿的印刷 of the physical phonebook.
这工作我做了20年 在那之前 I did that for over 20 years,
我是他们营销广告部门的副总 and before that I was their VP of sales and advertising.
那么他们还在做电话簿吗？ So, do they still make phonebooks?
我是说 现在人们难道不都是谷歌号码的吗？ I mean, doesn't everyone just Google numbers?
现在的确如此 但是在有谷歌之前 他们是用这种方式查号码的 I believe they do, but before Google that was how you got...
不 是的 我... 我明白了 Oh, no, no. Yeah, I get it.
所以 在电话簿公司工作了40年？ So 40 years at the phonebook company?
真的棒极了 我是说真的 That is amazing, seriously.
好吧 本杰明 现在 我要问你一个我们会问 Okay, Benjamin. Now, I'm gonna ask you one of
所有实习生的问题 our more telling questions for all of our interns,
这真的是一个需要思考的问题 明白吗？ so I want you to, like, this is the one to really think about, okay?
你... 可以好好思考一下 And take your time.
你觉得10年后的你会是怎样？ Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
当我80岁的时候吗？ When I'm 80?
是的 没错 是的 随便吧 呃... Yeah, sure. Yeah, whatever. Um...
等下 我没意识到你已经70岁了 Wait. Did not realize you were 70.
这真是 呃... 这问题对你来说没什么意义 对吗？ That question just doesn't work for you, does it?
那我们能不能跳过这一问题继续下一个问题？ Should we just scratch that one and just move on?
- 随便你 贾斯汀 - 好的 那接下来 - It's your call, Justin. - Okay, that one's gone.
你看起来棒极了 真的非常棒 You look great, by the way, so great,
明显你是非常能胜任这一职位的 and you're clearly more than qualified for this job.
您真的 真的资历太高了 You're actually, like, way overqualified,
实在让我们印象深刻 and we were so impressed.
你的面试很棒 求职视频也很棒 You had great interviews, great video.
你做到了 本 恭喜你 You nailed it, Ben. Congrats.
你成为一名实习生了 You're an intern.
嗨 给我两分钟 不被人打断 Hey. I need you for two minutes, uninterrupted.
- 好的 - 记得几周之前 - Okay. - Remember a few weeks ago,
我们讨论过老年实习生的项目？ we talked about the senior intern program?
并没有 No.
真的吗？ 我们就此进行过完整 冗长的谈话 Really? We had a whole, big conversation about it.
我们有吗？ 好吧 提醒我一下 We did? Okay, remind me.
高中或者大学的高年级吗？ Seniors in high school orcoflege?
不 不 不 是高年纪的 老年人 No, no, no. Seniors in life. Older people.
等等 什么？ Hold on. What?
我跟你说过我认为 I told you I felt like we needed
我们需要拓展计划 to do an outreach program.
你表现得非常喜欢这个计划 You definitely seemed to be liking the idea,
所以我立马开展了 项目进行得很顺利 so I set it in motion. It's gonna be great.
等一下 你聘请了老年实习生？ Hold, please. You're hiring senior citizen interns?
有一堆人来应聘 There's been a ton of research on this,
而且应聘结果简直令人难以置信 and the results are actually incredible.
我是说 想象一下 I mean, imagine having an intern
雇佣一个充满人生经历的实习生 with a lifetime of experience
来作为那些 as opposed to somebody who spent
整天只顾着玩啤酒乒乓的人的正面例子 the last four years of their life playing beer pong.
他们真的想在这儿找工作吗？ Do they eventually want jobs here?
不 亲爱的 他们都已经退休了 No, darling, they're all retired.
他们... 只是想体验一下而已 They just want the experience.
并且我希望有人能直接在你手下工作 And I would like one to work directly with you.
等等 卡梅伦 不行 Wait, Cameron, no.
首先 我和老年人处不好 First of all, I'm not great with older people.
你也知道我和父母的关系糟透了 这可能... You know how I am with my parents. This could be...
我干嘛非得要这么个手下？ Why do I have to have one?
因为你要做好榜样 Because you have to set the tone.
所以 你是要男的还是女的？ Now, would you prefer a man or a woman?
现在有一个72岁的老太太 非常可爱 There's a great 72-year-old woman, really cute.
那可和我妈的年纪差不多 会很奇怪 Ugh. That's like the same age as my mom. That's too weird.
好吧 还有个人见人爱的老头 That's fine. There's a man everyone loves.
似乎很惊人 He seems amazing.
我们整个团队看完了他的视频 I watched his video with the whole group.
有人看哭了 People were crying.
好吧 我看这应该也不行 Okay, this is not going to work, in my opinion.
不过这个项目我要跟多久？ 最短多久？ But how long do I have to do this for? Minimum?
六个星期 不然他们会告我们 Six weeks, or we'll be sued.
我们从没聊过这个项目吧 I know we never talked about this.
不 我们聊过 真的聊过 Yeah, we did. For real.
他明天就来上班了 He starts tomorrow.
嗯 Hmm.
该复出了 Back in action.
真庆幸 Thank God.
新入职的实习生 欢迎来到ATF New interns, welcome to ATF.
所有人都在同一楼层办公 We all work on this one floor, and that is because
因为我们的工作需要良好的沟通 we are all about communication
与合作 and teamwork.
没有哪个人有独立的办公室 No one has a private office,
这也包括我们的创始人兼首席执行官 not even our founder and CEO, Jules Ostin,
茱儿·奥斯丁就在那 who is actually right over there.
她喜欢骑车穿越办公区域 She loves to ride her bike through the office.
她不喜欢浪费时间 That woman does not like to waste time.
另外 她觉得这算是锻炼的一种 Plus, she counts it as exercise.
好可爱 That's adorable.
对啊 嗯哼 Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
嘿 你好 我是戴维斯 Hey. How you doing? I'm Davis.
你好 戴维斯 我是本·维迪克 Hi, Davis. Ben Whittaker.
很激动吧？ Exciting place, huh?
天啊 公司在适龄段的实习生招聘上还有空缺 无意冒犯 Oh, my God. They had one opening for a regular-age intern, no offense.
我被选中了 太兴奋了 I got it. I'm so psyched.
我也很兴奋 I'm pretty psyched myself.
好了 几句关于茱儿的介绍 All right, a few words about Jules.
她在18个月前才开始创立合身靓衣公司 She started About The Fit only 18 months ago.
整个想法就是在布鲁克林 This whole idea was hatched
茱儿的厨房餐桌上初具雏形 at Jules' kitchen table right here in Brooklyn.
茱儿会试穿要卖的每件衣服 Jules tried everything on that she sold,
亲自描述着装感受 described the fit herself,
很明显 这很有效 and apparently, it worked.
创立后的第四个月就开始线上销售了 She was online in four months.
刚开始只有25名员工 现在有216名了 She started with 25 employees. She's now up to 216.
再加上你们四个 一共220个 With you four, 220.
哇哦 Wow.
嘿 本 你每天都会穿西装吗？ Hey, Ben, are you gonna wear a suit every day?
说对了 You bet.
真自信 你这个套路我很喜欢 Confident. I like how you roll.
非常喜欢 I like it a lot.
我们刚在Instagram上收到了2500个点赞 创下了新的记录 We just hit a record high of 2,500 likes on lnstagram.
太棒了 Yeah!
每当有好事发生的时候 And that's what we do
我们就会这么做 when something good happens around here.
新人们 New interns,
去实习桌那边挑个位置 grab a seat at one of the intern tables over there.
检查下邮件 Check your e-mail.
你就知道你被派去了哪个团队 You may find that you've been assigned
或是谁的手下 to one particular person or one particular team.
或者只是一个游民 Or you might just be a floater.
都没问题 It's all good.
好了 让我分享到Instagram上 Okay, let me lnstagram this.
瞬间永恒 Moment in time.
宝刀不老啊 Gray is the new green.
请坐 Take a seat.
谢谢 Thanks.
有了 Oh, got one.
欢迎您 本 Welcome, Ben.
你的实习期直接上级 Your internship will be directly
是我们的创始人 茱儿·奥斯丁 with our founder, Jules Ostin.
噢 我分到照片工作室了 Oh, I'm in the photo studio.
游民 好棒 Floater. Love!
本 你分到哪儿了？ Hey, Ben, what'd you get?
我好像是一对一实习 Looks like I'm gonna be a personal intern.
不错嘛 在谁的手下？ Nice. To?
茱儿·奥斯丁 Jules Ostin.
真不幸 Unfortunate.
坚持住 Hang in there.
嘿 本 我安排你和茱儿·奥斯丁 Hi, Ben. I have secured an appointment for you
在今天下午3点55分有个会面 to meet with Jules Ostin today at 3:55 p.m.
请记住 茱儿将在下午四点参加另一个会议 Please be prompt, as Jules has another meeting at 4:00 p.m.
嗯 Hmm.
好了 我去销售部了 All right, I'm going to merchandising.
漂亮 Beautiful.
完美 It's perfect.
嗯 我尽量为您预约在5点 Yes, I'll try to have her there at 5:00.
不行 等等 Um, no, wait,
她5点15分要和供应商会面 不好意思 I booked her with a vendor at 5:15. I'm sorry.
待会儿打给你 I'll call you back.
你好 什么事？ Yes, hello?
你好 我是本·维迪克 Hi, I'm Ben Whittaker.
我和奥斯丁女士在3点55分有个预约 I have a 3:55 appointment with Ms. Ostin.
3点55？ 3:55?
我以为她要和新实习生见面 I thought she was meeting with her new intern.
我就是 That's me.
你好吗？ How you doing?
不好意思 你怎么会是实习生？ I'm sorry. Uh, how are you an intern?
这是个老年实习生项目 It's the new senior intern program.
今天才开始 It just started today.
天啊 呃... Oh, my God. Um...
您高寿啊？ How old are you?
70了 你呢？ Seventy. You?
24岁 我知道我显老 是这份工作让我变老的 I'm 24. I know, I look older. It's the job. it ages you.
对你来说也是好事啊 Which won't be great in your case.
对不起 Sorry.
我其实想说你看起来更年轻 I actually thought you looked younger.
哦 是嘛 Yeah, right.
有什么忠告吗？ Any tips before I go in?
加快语速 她讨厌慢吞吞的 Just talk fast. She hates slow talkers.
也可能只是嫌我说得慢 Maybe that's just when I talk slow.
别浪费时间 别停下话头 Don't dawdle in any way. Just keep it moving.
最后别忘了眨眼 And don't forget to blink.
眨眼？ Blink?
对 她讨厌有人眼皮都不眨一下 Yeah, she hates when people don't blink.
那会让她很不自在 It weirds her out.
可是现在已经3点57了 这个会议 But it's 3:57. This meeting that she's in
延误了两分钟 你只有五... just took up, like, two of your f...
他们出来了 快去 They're out. Go, go, go.
- 好的 谢谢 - 去吧 - Okay, thanks. - Go. Yeah.
什么？ 对 我是 What? Oh, yeah, I'm here.
你好 茱儿？ Hi, Jules?
我是本 你的新实习生 I'm Ben, your new intern.
你也看出这其中的幽默了吧 I'm glad you also see the humor in this.
很难看不出来 Be hard not to.
那么 本... So, Ben...
我本该说 你能来我们公司工作 I was gonna say what is a nice guy like you
实在是太好了 doing at a place like this?
但是卡梅伦把你安排在我的手下 But Cameron gave me the drill,
所以我能说点实话吗？ so can I just be honest with you?
请说 Please.
我不会给你安排太多任务 I'm not gonna have a lot for you to do.
这是真的 That's the truth.
而你被安排到我这就好像是 And you being assigned to me is kind of just
让我为其它团队树立榜样 for me to set an example for the rest of the team.
要我说 If you ask me,
如果你能在创意部 I think that you'd be much better off
或者市场部工作会更好 working in creative or marketing.
在那边步调更慢一点 It's a little bit slower pace,
会更容易上手的 maybe a little bit easier to grasp.
如果你要求转调 我会安排的 If you requested a transfer, we can make that happen.
如果你是这样想的话 If that's what you'd prefer.
你会工作得更快乐些 相信我 You'll be happier, believe me.
和我工作会很无趣 I am not so fun to work for.
我听到的也是这样 That's what I gather,
不过我和谁都能处得很好 but I can get along with anyone,
而且我是来了解你的世界 and I'm here to learn about your world,
并提供些力所能及的帮助 所以... give help where I can, so...
所以你不想转调？ So, you don't wanna transfer?
并不想 阁下 真对不起 Not really, sir. I'm terribly sorry.
抱歉 Excuse me.
没事 Okay.
那么 看来你要跟着我了 Well, then looks like you're stuck with me.
很好 激动万分呢 Great, I'm excited.
有任务的时候我会邮件通知你的 I will e-mail you when I have something for you to do.
或者我可以每天过来几次 Or I could just stop by
报个到... a few times a day, check in...
等邮件就好了 I'll e-mail you.
另外 你也不必穿得这么正式 Also, don't feel like you have to dress up.
我们这里超级随便的 I mean, we're super cas here.
嗯 我倒是穿惯西装了 Well, I'm comfortable in a suit, if it's okay.
没事 你继续穿吧 保守派 No, it's fine. Old-school.
正是 这样我比较引人注目 Exactly. At least I'll stand out.
你不穿西装也很引人注目 I don't think you need a suit to do that.
这倒也是 True.
我们在两分钟内就聊完了 Well, I think we did it in less than two minutes.
我会等你布置任务的 I'll wait to hear from you.
好的 Okay.
我要不要带上门？ Want the door open or closed?
随意 Doesn't matter.
还是开着吧 Open, actually.
你会习惯我的 You'll get used to me.
很是期待 Look forward to it.
你好 Hi.
好呀 Howdy.
您有什么需要？ What do you need?
还是不行 No.
怎么样 本？ 你还好吗？ What's up, Ben? Are you good?
非常好 Perfect.
好 Okay.
V领露背T恤？ The V-neck back tee?
- 我是霍莉 - 你能把这件衣服发给他们吗？ - This is Holly. - Can you run that up to them?
不不 我们喜欢线条设计 Yeah, no, no. We love the whole line, Mark.
好 你可以缩小图片 像这样 Okay, so you can zoom out. Like that.
我去开会了 我一个小时内回来 I'm going to a meeting. I'll be back in an hour.
到时候再谈？ We'll talk then?
之后你再点击这里就能买了 And then you can just click here to buy it.
真酷 Cool, yeah.
你好？ 嗨 Hello? Hi, yeah.
好了 还要加班？ All right. You staying?
老板走我才走 戴维斯 Can't leave before the boss leaves, Davis.
看来你要待好久了 Looks like you're gonna be here a while.
好吧 明早见 本 All right. See you in the morning, Ben.
- 祝你今晚愉快 - 你也是 - Have a good night. - You, too.
今天开始找事做 Let's make it happen.
谢谢 Thanks.
我推车 你送件怎么样？ How about I push, you deliver?
谢谢 Thank you.
我比较中意有四个最爱项 而不是三个 I like that there's four faves instead of three,
另外 but can I see the one
- 给我看下没有夹克的... - 没问题 - without the jacket just to... - Sure.
你好 Hi.
所以 他们想知道那些不回头客买了什么 Okay, so they wanna know what customers bought
如果那些商品有问题的话 who didn't come back,
他们就能找出这些问题 对吗？ so they can spot a problem if there is one, right?
嗯 但是我不明白该如何... Yeah, but I don't understand how to...
那么 我觉得我们该这么做 All right, here's what I think we should do.
- 本 - 我们该去... - Ben! Ben! - We should go...
本 快看 她来了 Hey, hey, look. Here she comes.
看她连头都不... Watch how she won't even...
嘿 贝卡 你好吗？ 你穿得很美啊... Hey, Beck. What's up? You look really nice.
女人要生多久的气才够啊？ How long can a woman be mad at you for?
好吧 这得看你做过什么了 Well, it kind of depends on what you did.
首先 我不是故意的 Well, first of all, nothing on purpose.
我们之前约会了一小段时间 We were going out for a minute.
我觉得她很好 也很喜欢她 I thought she was cool. I really liked her.
然后我一不小心... But then, I sort of
睡了她室友 accidentally slept with her roommate.
你在拆自己的台吧 That doesn't help.
我不知道她是她的室友啊 我也是第一次见她 I didn't know she was her roommate. I met her out.
怎么可能知道？ How would I know that?
- 嘿 尼基 - 本 快告诉我 - Hey, Nikki! - Ben, tell me.
我不知道该怎么办 你年长 I don't know this stuff. You're older.
经历得多 You've been through a lot.
我是说 你... 你有很多经验 I mean, you have a lot of experience.
你觉得她还要生多久的气？ How long do you think she'll be mad at me for?
杰 我没碰过女人 Jay, I have zero experience with women,
我也知道 你彻底完了 and I can tell you, there's no coming back from that one.
我想你已经约她出来 认真道歉 I assume you talked to her, apologized,
并告诉她你有多爱她了吧 told her how much she means to you...
好吧 这倒是... Well, you know...
你没找她谈过？ You didn't talk to her?
那你做了什么 推特她吗？ What did you do, send her a tweet?
不 当然不是 我给她发了无数条短信 No, of course not. I, like, texted her a billion times.
她没回 我就给她发邮件 She didn't answer, so then I e-mailed her.
那是一封精妙的邮件 But it was, like, a nice e-mail.
写得很长 也很周密 It was a long one, well-thought-out.
邮件主题上写了"对不起" Subject line I wrote, nllm Sorry, n
我又加了好多对字 with like a ton of "O's."
所以主题上实际写着 "对对对不起" So it was like, "I'm sorry,"
最后还加上了个 with a sad emoticon
哭泣的表情 where he's crying at the side of its little cheek.
我是不是该直接找她谈？ I should probably actually just talk to her, huh?
这么显然吗？ Obviously.
早该这样了 Can't imagine it would hurt.
昨天的数据发过来了吗？ Oh, did yesterday's numbers come in?
嗯 Yeah.
我们也可以那么做 We could do it that way, too.
我的实习生真是忙啊 I noticed my intern sure keeps busy.
亲和力先生 他可是个大红人 Mr. Congeniality. He's a very big hit.
人见人爱呢 Everybody loves him.
好了 别看那张桌子 Okay, do not look at that desk.
那就像是办公室专用垃圾台 It's like the office junk drawer.
你会看疯的 It's just gonna drive you crazy.
你刚用过除菌液了 You just did that.
你这是在准备手术吗？ What are you, preparing for surgery?
看到了吗？ 为什么会变成这样？ Okay, seriously? How did this even happen?
来自贝卡: 本 快来
行 可以 我... 我能帮您安排好 她正在开会 No, no, I can set it up. She's just in a meeting.
嗨 有什么事需要帮忙的？ Hi, something I can help you with?
茱儿把酱油洒在了她那件圣罗兰的外套上 Yes, Jules spilled soy sauce on her Saint Laurent jacket.
你能把它拿去摄影工作室嘛？ Can you take it to the photo studio?
那里有很多清洁工和工具 There's lots of cleaners and stuff in there.
- 当然 衣服在哪儿？ - 她穿着呢 - Sure, where is it? - She's wearing it.
他们想让我们考虑一下... They would like us to consider the possibility...
嗯 Okay.
能否面试一些首席执行官候选人 of meeting with some potential CEOs.
哇哦 Wow.
我倒是没料到是这事 I did not see that coming.
为... 为什么？ Why? Uh...
是我对于经营公司太没有经验了吗？ Am I too inexperienced at running a business?
还是因为我没上过哈佛？ I didn't go to Harvard?
还是因为我的行事方法不同寻常吗？ My methods aren't by the book?
我想说 我们不就是这样才能成功的吗？ I mean, isn't that how we got here?
是吗？ Really?
我真的需要成人监护吗？ I need adult supervision?
我们不能做得更好？ Could we be doing better?
我们九个月内就达到了我们目标五年的成就 We hit our five-year goal in nine months.
诚然 茱儿 我们的成功 Exactly. Jules, we can't keep up
和公司的现状已经不匹配了 你知道的 with our own success. You know that.
所有的会议 You're an hour late
你都迟到一个小时了 to every meeting. We have a name for it,
我们叫它... 茱儿的标准时间 "Jules Standard Time."
听着 我明白 一天只有那么几个小时 And look, I get it. There's only so many hours in the day.
我们全都追着时间跑 We're all playing catch-up.
我们的技术员工常常工作到凌晨两三点 Our tech guys work until 2:00, 3:00 in the morning.
客服电话都被打爆了 Customer service is slammed.
我们的存货也要售罄了 We're running out of inventory.
我们还有派件和设计上的问题 We've got shipping issues and programing problems,
而且... 更严重的是 and the bigger we get,
所有的问题都会变得更复杂 the more complicated it's gonna get.
但我们起步时不也这样吗？ But isn't this what a startup is?
怎么？ What?
说吧 你们每个人到底在担心什么？ Say it. What is everyone so worried about?
所有事情都发展得太快 我们可能承受不来 That it's all going too fast, and it could get away from us.
我们的投资者认为一个有经验的首席执行官 Our investors just think that a seasoned CEO
可以帮你分担点压力 could take some things off your plate.
事情就是这样 放手去做你擅长的事吧 That's all. Just free you up to do what you do great.
你提出想法 You come up with the ideas,
然后让别人按时完成 and let somebody else make the trains run on time.
但是 卡梅伦 这个新人 But, Cameron, this new person,
肯定会想按自己的方式行事 they are going to want to do things their way.
严格来看 他俨然成为了我的老板 Technically, be my boss.
试问 如果我有任何想法都要向别人汇报 I mean, how can I do what I do
让那个人去执行我的点子 if I have to report to someone else,
那我该如何做好分内的事？ run every idea I have by this person?
你觉得那行得通吗？ And can you see that working?
吉尔特集团也找了个首席执行官 Well, Gilt Groupe brought in a CEO.
他们现状如何？ How are they doing?
让我去上首席执行官的课 行吗？ I mean, get me CEO lessons, you know?
打扰一下 Uh, excuse me.
很抱歉 但是贝卡说你的外套 I apologize, but Becky said you needed something
需要处理一下 taken care of on yourjacket.
没错 Oh, right.
谢谢你 本 Thank you, Ben.
应该的 Of course.
副执行官们做了一份首席执行官候选名单 The VCs made up a list of potential CEOs.
我们看看这份名单吧 Let's just take a look at the list.
先浏览一遍 再做决定 Explore it, then decide.
这是第一步 Baby steps.
本 Ben.
里面发什么大事了吗？ Something big going on in there?
不好说 I couldn't say.
你在里面待了很久 You were in there a long time.
我什么都没听见 I can't hear a thing.
嘿 Psst!
帮我跟她说点好话 Say something about me to her.
不行 你得自己来 No, you have to do it.
老大 我走了 On my way, boss.
好的 Hmm. Boss.
嘿 本 本 Hey, Ben. Ben.
这个手提箱买了多少年了？ How old's that briefcase?
这是1973年阿什伯恩牌的特别款 It's a 1973 Executive Ashburn attaché.
现在已经不产了 They don't make it anymore.
我挺喜欢它的 I'm a little in love with it.
路易斯 它是无与伦比的经典 It's a classic, Lewis. It's unbeatable.
晚安 Good night.
拜拜 Bye.
早上好 Morning.
天啊 有人清理了这张桌子 Oh, my God. Somebody cleaned up that desk.
我发誓 我本想自己加班清理它的 I swear, I was gonna stay late and do this myself.
不是我 Wasn't me.
本今早七点过来清理的 Ben came in at 7:00 this morning and did it.
谁？ Who?
本呀 你的实习生 Ben. Your intern.
呼叫本·维迪克 Ben Whittaker.
有人很开心哦 Someone's very happy.
真棒 谢谢你 Brilliant. Thank you.
这是本周所发生的最棒的事 Best thing that's happened around here all week.
谢谢 Thank you.
这是你出色完成工作的奖励 This is your gift for a job well done.
我叫菲欧娜 是一名家庭按摩师 I'm Fiona, the house masseuse.
- 你好 菲欧娜 我是本 - 你好 - Hi, Fiona. Ben. - Hi.
感觉舒服吗？ Does that feel okay?
很舒服 谢谢 It feels great, actually. Thank you.
没事 你肌肉有点紧绷啊 本 Okay. You're a little bit tight, Ben.
我有很长一段时间没整日在坐在桌子前工作了 Well, I haven't sat at a desk for a while.
我身体不太适应 My body's not used to it.
我明白 No, I get it.
而且 他们说坐着是会上瘾的 Plus, they say sitting is the new smoking.
让我瞧瞧该怎么做 Let me see what I can do.
我曾在餐厅见过你 I spotted you in the lunchroom.
想与你结交 I wondered who you were.
- 是吗？ - 是啊 - Did you? Oh. - Yeah.
接着有人告诉我你是一名实习生 Then someone told me you were an intern.
像你这样的人来当实习生真的很新奇 That's pretty cool of you to do this.
现在是个勇敢的新世界 我也应当加入 Well, it's a brave new world. Thought I'd jump in.
就是这样 See what it's all about.
我都明白的 Yeah, I know. Absolutely.
我一直都很惊叹他们在这所做的事 I'm constantly amazed at what they do here.
也很乐意成为其中一员 Love bein' a part of it.
噢 Oh.
- 天啊 - 是的 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. There.
是的 就是这里 Yeah. Right there.
- 本 感觉怎么样？ - 感觉... - How's that, Ben? - Well, it's...
- 天啊 - 真棒 - Oh, boy. - Good.
杰森 你看 Jason.
好的 好的 好的 Okay, good. Good, good.
就是这样 There, good.
给你 Here you go.
这里有点紧绷 A little tight right here.
- 现在好点了吗？ - 天啊 天啊 - Is that better? - Oh, boy, oh, boy.
怎么了？ Oh. How's that?
很舒服 Oh, boy.
很高兴认识你 本 Well, it was nice to meet you, Ben.
希望以后会有其他像你这样成熟优质的员工 Love that there's another oldie but goodie here.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
- 回见？ - 乐意之极 - See you later? - Love to.
我也是 Me, too.
你没我想象中的老啊 You're not as old as I thought you were.
噢 Ooh!
- 等等 你是说你每天都刮胡子？ - 是的 - Wait, so you're saying you shave every day? - Yes.
- 即使是星期天？ - 是每天 - Even on Sundays? - Every day.
即使你知道你根本不会 Okay, and even if you know
出门去见任何人？ that you're not gonna see anyone that you know?
- 没错 - 这怎么可能啊？ - Yes. - How is this possible?
我在浏览低价公寓网站 I'm on CheapApartments.com
但我实在买不起任何一间 and I literally can't afford
布鲁克林的公寓 a single apartment in all of Brooklyn.
我父母让我自己找个地方住 期限两周 My parents gave me two weeks to find a place,
但那怎么可能 and that's just not gonna happen.
被赶出家门了？ Getting evicted?
我倒是不急 但显然我父母很急 Hey, I'm in no rush, but apparently they are.
来 让我看看你手机 All right, here. Let me see your phone.
原来是这个网站啊 你去克雷格列表网站找过吗？ CheapApartments. com. Have you tried Craigslist?
- 有啊 - 好吧 - Yes. - Okay.
那我就没招了 Then I am out of ideas.
茱儿 Jules. Hi.
最近怎么样？ How are you?
你好吗？ How are you?
- 嘿 最近怎么样？ - 挺好的 - Hey, how's it going? - Hey. Good.
- 你是麦克吧？ - 是 - Uh, Mike, right? - Yeah.
我是本 在茱儿手下工作 Yeah, I'm Ben. I work for Jules.
她一分钟之内就会下来 Yeah, she'll be down in a minute.
我知道 听着 我不想让你不爽 I know. Look, I don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable,
但是我碰巧从窗户那看到 but I just happen to have looked out the window,
你好像拿着一个纸袋 and it appeared you were drinking something
喝着里面的东西 from a paper bag.
先生 我不知道你在胡说些什么 I don't know what you're talking about, man.
告诉她你今天不宜开车 Why don't you tell her you can't drive her today,
否则我可就把这事告诉她了 or I'm gonna have to.
- 没事吧？ - 当然 - We all good? - Yeah.
茱儿 Jules.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry to do this,
但是我实在身体不适 but I'm actually not feeling so hot.
我不确定我还该不该开车 Not sure I should be driving.
我不想给你带来任何麻烦 I wouldn't wanna give you anything.
行吧 你应该休息一天 Oh, sure. Yeah, no, you should take the day off
好好休息一下 好吗？ and feel better, okay?
谢谢 Thanks.
我很乐意代替麦克开车 I'm happy to cover for Mike.
没关系 贝卡能帮我开车 That's okay. Becky can drive me.
你真的想增添她的工作负担吗？ Really? You wanna give her more to do?
我希望你不要介意我不坐到前面去 I hope you don't mind if I don't get in the front.
我不是不知礼数 I'm not trying to be rude.
我只是觉得后面更舒服 I just think better in the back.
我是说 我可以坐上前去 但是... I mean, I could get in the front...
不用 不用 不用 No, no, no.
- 这样就很好 - 好的 - This is perfect. - Yeah. Yeah.
在车里听到的任何事情 And everything you hear in the car
都要绝对保密 is strictly confidential.
- 行吗？ - 理所当然 - Okay? - Goes without saying.
嗨 妈妈 Hi, Mom.
终于联系到你了 Oh, I found you.
所以 怎么了？ 最近还好吗？ So, what's up? How's everything?
我跟你爸终于把医院的 Well, your dad and I are finally putting together
调查结果整理出来了 all our research at the hospital.
- 那很好啊 - 我听见你在打字 - That's great. - I hear you typing.
这样好多了 That's better.
于是 我们调查了40岁以下 So we've been studying women under 40
每晚睡眠时间少于6小时的女性 who sleepless than six hours a night.
- 那你们发现了什么？ - 很有趣 - And what'd you find out? - It's interesting.
看起来 她们长胖的几率 It seems like they're 38% more likely
要比每晚睡七个小时的女性 to experience major weight gain
多38%左右 compared to women who slept seven hours a night.
你在逗我吧？ Are you kidding me?
你知道的 我两年没有好好睡觉了 You know I haven't slept in two years.
亲爱的 这不是我能改变的 Well, I can't change the facts, dear.
妈妈 你知道吗？ 我正赶着去市里 Mom, you know what? I'm rushing into the city
参加一个会议 我得准备准备 for a meeting, and I need to prepare.
我回家后再打给你好吗？ Can I call you when I get home?
不用了 Oh, you don't have to.
好的 我爱你 Okay. Love you.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 情况怎么样？ Hey, how we doin'?
你看了艾特伍德的资料吗？ Did you look over the material on Atwood?
看过了 Yeah, I did.
他在旅游城和花旗集团的业绩都很不错... Uh, he had a great run at Travelocity and Citigroup,
我知道 他精于此道 and I get it. He's major.
的确 He is.
最重要的是 他一直观察着 And the best thing about him is he's been watching us,
并且很喜欢我们所做的事 and he loves what we're doing.
但他只是名单中的一个 But he's only one of the names on the list.
如果你不喜欢他 我们再看看别人 So if you don't like him, we move on.
不过 茱儿 试试抱开放态度看 But, Jules, try to be open.
他真的很出色 而且副执行官们也很喜欢他 He's supposed to be brilliant. And the VCs love him. A lot.
扎克伯格从没请过首席执行官 Mark Zuckerberg never brought in a CEO,
而且他还是个青少年 and he was a teenager.
待会儿打给我 Call me after.
好的 Okay.
谢谢 你不必如此 我能自己开门 Oh, thanks, but you don't have to. I can open the door.
当然 Sure.
好的 会议不会超过一小时 Okay, so this shouldn't take more than an hour.
但如果你没法待在这 But if you can't stay here,
我会给贝卡打电话 她就会来替你 I'll call Becky, and then she'll find you,
然后你只要把车停在这... and then you can just pull up...
别担心 我会在这等你 Don't worry. I'll be here.
我今天好像忘记吃东西了 I think I forgot to eat today.
要我帮你带点寿司来吗？ Should I pick you up some sushi?
不用了 我喝了太多水了 我没事 No, I eat too much mercury. I'll be fine.
我很好 实际上我只是有点反胃... I'm good. I'm actually kind of nauseous, so...
真快 That was fast.
不够快 Not fast enough.
对了 我到我去过的一家店给你买了碗汤 Oh, I picked you up some soup from a place I know.
谢谢 Thanks.
你大可不必... 不必这样... You really didn't have to do...
天啊 闻起来真香 Oh, my God, that smells so good.
那就好 Good.
消息传得真快 Word travels fast.
- 真是个简短的会议 - 是啊 我讨厌他 - Pretty short meeting. - Yeah. I hated him.
是吗？ 发生了什么事？ Really? What happened?
我觉得他是个趾高气扬 自认为无所不知的大男子主义者 I thought he was a condescending, sexist know-it-all
他根本不明白我们所做的事 who did not seem to get what we do at all.
而且 实话说 And, honestly,
我觉得他会用 I think he would run our business
一种机械的方式运营我们的公司 in a completely inorganic way that would lose us
然后导致公司失去所有我们拼死拼活攒下来的客户 all the customers we have killed ourselves to get.
并且我认为 只要他一上任 Oh, and I think that he would replace us
很快就会取代我们 as soon as he got the chance.
对了 还有... Oh, and...
他从来不眨眼 The man never blinked.
一个从不眨眼的刻板男人 An Olympian non-blinker.
好吧 我知道了 Okay, then.
好的 Yeah.
那就明早见？ See you in the a.m.?
不见不散 Be there or be square.
对不起 I'm sorry.
别这样 Hey, don't be.
我只是想跟你道谢 因为你今天接替了麦克的工作 I just wanted to say thank you for helping out
还给我带了鸡汤 with Mike today and for getting me chicken soup.
对了 还要感谢你清理了那堆杂物 Oh, and for cleaning that mess.
感激不尽 非常谢谢 That was awesome. Seriously.
不用谢 You're very welcome.
没关系 我真的不会吃人 It's okay. I really won't bite.
你一年半之前独自创立你的事业 You started this business all by yourself a year and a half ago,
现在你已经有了220个员工 and now you have a staff of 220 people.
记住这都是谁的功劳 Remember who did that.
谁的？ Who?
好吧 Um...
谢谢你 Thank you.
我本来不想说 And I hate to say it,
但是好好睡一觉吧 but try to get some sleep.
- 妈咪 - 嘿 - Mommy. - Hey!
嗨 Hi.
我最爱的宝贝女儿 Here's my favorite girl.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, baby-
- 嗨 亲爱的 - 嘿 - Hi, honey. - Hey.
度过难关 Over the hump.
- 你今天过得怎么样？ - 还行吧 - So how was your day? - Kind of okay.
但你猜怎么着？ 麦蒂说她不想跟我 But you know what? Maddie said she didn't wanna be
- 做朋友了 - 哦 - my friend anymore. - Aw!
知道呢？ 我觉得她不是认真的 You know what? I don't think she meant it.
她会想你的 She'd miss you too much.
我都觉得 I'm startin' to think
麦蒂有双重人格了 that Maddie is bipolar.
我们隔一天就要闹一出 We go through this every other day.
真的 We do.
你的会议怎么样？ 是今天 对吧？ Oh, how was your meeting? It was today, right?
对 刚开完 Yeah, just had it.
妈妈 我觉得我会赢的 看 Mommy, I think I'm winning. Look!
哦 太酷了 Oh, that is so cool.
这是为橡皮泥大赛做的 Yeah, that's the Play-Doh cake challenge.
我们明天才能完成 We're not finishing until tomorrow,
所以请暂时不要做评论 so please hold on all judging.
而且我的那个还出了点问题 Not to mention that we had an accident with mine,
不知道是哪个小坏蛋用她的胳膊肘捣坏了 when someone, not to name any names, put her elbow in it.
- 什么？ - 那是个意外 - What? - It was an accident.
我很喜欢那个粉色的呢 Well, I gotta say, I love the pink one a lot.
那是我做的 你对我满意吗？ That's mine. Are you happy at me?
我太满意了 满意得无以言表 I am so happy at you. I'm beyond happy at you.
爸爸帮我做的糖衣 Daddy helped me with the icing.
干得漂亮 Good job, you guys.
我来给你洗澡 怎么样？ So, how about I give you your bath?
等等 先别走 我等你电话来着 Wait, hang on. I was waiting for your call.
你不喜欢那个人？ So you didn't like the guy?
他不太合我的心意 He wasn't a good fit for me.
但是名单上还有其他人 所以... But a lot of other names on the list, so...
当然 Yeah.
看谁上楼快 I'm gonna beat you upstairs.
本 我都好些天没见到你了 Ben, I haven't seen you in days...
是的 老伙计 本找了个工作 That's right, homey. Ben's got a job.
你从来不在家 Oh, you're never home.
你都干些什... What do you do?
算了 我是派蒂 Never mind. It's Patty.
你好 Hello?
嗨 菲欧娜 Hi, Fiona.
我是"合身靓衣"的本·维迪克 It's Ben Whittaker from About The Fit.
嘿 Oh, hey.
能听到你的声音真是太棒了 It's good to hear your voice.
哦 我也觉得很棒 Oh, it's good to hear your voice, too.
今天很高兴认识你 It was great meeting you today.
我电话打得比你想的要早 I called you quicker than you thought I would.
你这么早打来我很高兴 I'm glad you did.
茱儿 Jules.
嘘 Shh.
让她睡吧 爸爸 Let her sleep, Dad.
好的 Okay.
我听到了 就想"好啊 When I heard that, I was like, "good,
我之前从没吃过卡夫的儿童便捷餐" because I definitely wasn't eating Lunchables before."
是的 他们出了一款 Yeah, they're coming out with
成人版便捷套餐 a more grown-up version of Lunchables.
之所以有这一版 是因为你们还不会做饭 Uh, they're called so you still can't cook-ables.
倒是都已经长大成人了 Uh, grow-up-ables already.
我尽力熬着没睡了 I tried to stay up.
我知道 I know.
抱歉我刚刚在那里睡着了 I'm sorry I fell asleep in there.
我就那么睡过去了 I just passed out.
我知道我们计划聊聊成人话题的 I know we had a plan to have a grown-up conversation.
你想上网看点什么吗？ You wanna Netflix something?
什么？ Hmm?
不好意思 我刚刚一下睡着了 I'm sorry, I just fell out for a second.
没关系 It's okay.
佩吉今天说了"巨大的" Paige learned to say "humongous" today.
真的？ Really?
我笑死了 Cracks me up.
她看着我 说 She looks at me, she says,
"你是个很巨大的爸爸 爸爸" "You're a very humongous dad, Dad."
哦 Aw.
天啊 Oh, God.
你知道我不想听起来跟其他妈妈一样 You know I hate to sound like the other moms.
但是我觉得我需要点儿私人时间了 But I'm starting to feel like I need a little me time.
我懂的 I know.
晚安 Good night.
有人在家吗？ Anybody home?
我眼睛都睁不开了 茱儿 Can't keep my eyes open, Jule.
明天吧 好吗？ We'll do it tomorrow, okay?
能把灯关上吗？ Can you turn out your light?
- 喂？ - 嘿 本 我是贝卡 - Hello? - Hey, Ben. It's Becky.
- 茱儿办公室的人？ - 哦 嘿 怎么了？ - From Jules' office? - Yeah, hey. What's up?
茱儿的司机不见了 Jules' driver is M. I.A.
他没回复我所有的短信 He's not answering any of my texts.
我知道你昨天给茱儿开车了 I know you drove Jules yesterday,
我也没听她抱怨 and I didn't hear any complaints.
所以你能今早去接她吗？ So can you pick her up this morning?
当然 Sure.
你知道她住在哪里？ You know where she lives?
我昨天去过了 I was there yesterday.
- 好的 所以你记得 - 对 - Okay, so you remember. - Yeah.
- 你也听到我说的了 对吧？ - 听得清清楚楚 老板 - And you're hearing me, right? - Loud and clear, boss.
好的 七点四十五准时到 Okay, so be there at 7:45,
按门铃 然后走开 她知道是你 ring the bell, and walk away. She'll know it's you.
按门铃 走开 懂了 Ring bell, walk away. Got it.
哦 走开 Oh, walk away.
等下 我来了 Hang on. I'm comin'.
嗨 来接茱儿的？ Hi, here for Jules?
对 嗨 不好意思 我在车里等她 Uh, yeah, hi, sorry. I'll wait in the car.
她在打电话 你要进来吗？ Uh, she's on a call. Do you wanna come in?
我才煮了咖啡 I just made some coffee.
可能要等一会儿 我是马特 Could be a while. I'm Matt.
我是本·维迪克 Ben Whittaker.
很高兴见到你 进来吧 Good to meet you. Come on in.
到处是积木 小心脚下 Uh, Legos everywhere, so watch your step.
好的 Sure.
或者在主页上宣传一些博主？ Maybe feature some bloggers on the homepage?
坐吧 本 Have a seat, Ben.
嘿 佩吉 这是本 他是妈妈的同事 Hey, Paige, this is Ben. He works with Mommy.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我在玩公主记忆游戏 I'm playing Princess Memory Game.
真好 看来你要赢了呢 Oh, yeah. Looks like you're about to win.
所以 你是茱儿的新司机？ So you're Jules' new driver?
不 实际上 我是她的实习生 No, actually, I'm her intern.
那太好笑了 That's hysterical.
- 你知道实习生是什么？ - 不知道 - You know what an intern is? - No.
没关系 每个人都觉得很好笑 That's okay. Everyone thinks it's hysterical.
马特 刚刚有没有... Hey, Matt, did...
早上好 Morning.
都要干洗吗？ Is that all dry cleaning?
这三件是 These three are.
这两个洗完熨下就可以了 还有这个扣子... These two are laundry. And, uh, this button...
这个扣子不见了 This button is missing.
- 它松了 所以... - 好的 - I mean, it's loose, so... - Okay.
- 如果他们能... 谢谢 - 我懂了 - If they could just... Thanks. - You got it.
嘿 亲爱的 你走之前 Hey, and, honey, uh, before you leave,
还有几件事要说 just gotta go over a couple things.
好的 Okay.
- 看我找到了谁 - 耶 - Look who I found. - Yay!
- 它在你的衣服篮子里 - 谢谢 - He was in your hamper. - Thank you.
马特 刚刚有一个我们公司的箱子到吗？ Matty, did an ATF box arrive for me?
在桌子上 On the table.
呃 我想... 我还是在... 在外面等吧... Uh, I think I'll just wait out...
本 你想吃个葡萄干吗？ Ben, you want a raisin?
谢谢 Thank you.
好的 所以今晚 Okay, so tonight,
你要工作... you're working...
你在听吗 还是没有？ Are you listening, or did I lose you?
- 本 她在听吗？ - 我在听的 - Ben, is she listening? - I am totally listening.
我买了点东西想看看是如何送达的 I ordered some stuff to check on how it arrived.
不怎么样 Not great, by the way.
- 说吧 今晚？ - 对 好的 - Go on. Tonight? - Yeah, okay.
你要工作 You're working,
所以我和佩吉在学校参加完卢比的生日聚会后 so Paige and I are gonna go to my mom's for dinner.
会去我妈妈家吃饭 After school's Ruby's birthday party.
还有 下周一呢？ And what about next Monday?
我们可不可以跟罗比和安妮 Do you know yet if we can go to dinner
一起吃晚饭？ with Robbie and Annie?
哦 我下周太忙了 Oh, I'm so slammed next week.
不好意思 如果你想去 我会去的 哪天来着？ I'm sorry. If you wanna go, I'll make it. When was it?
天啊 周一 Oh, my God. Monday.
好的 抱歉 我太集中在这张包装纸上了 Okay, I'm sorry. I was fixated on this tissue paper.
我会去的 I will be there.
好的 Okay.
谢谢你的咖啡 Thank you for the coffee.
谢谢你让我玩 Thanks for letting me play.
- 抱歉 - 我在车里等你 - Sorry. - I'll meet you in the car.
实际上 我得走了 来吧 宝贝儿 Actually, I have to go. Come on, sweetie.
本 我们要送佩吉去上学 好吗？ 这就来了 Ben, we're gonna drop Paige at school, okay? Here we go.
- 我们走吧 - 亲爸爸一下 - Let's do it. - Kiss Daddy goodbye.
嘿 等等 你忘记狗狗了 Hey, wait. You forgot your doggy.
马特看起来很棒 Matt seems like a terrific guy.
抱歉 不是有意打断你的 Oh, sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.
没关系 我同意 他确实很棒 Uh, that's okay. I agree. He is.
谁？ 那个爸爸？ Who? The Dad?
其他孩子们都这么叫马特 That's what the other kids call Matt
因为他是在一群妈妈里唯一一个爸爸 because he's the only dad in a sea of moms.
我读过关于这些家庭主夫的文章 I've read about these househusbands.
刚刚的那些很有意思 It's interesting how that all worked just now.
他们实际上更希望被称作持家爸爸 They actually prefer to be called stay-at-home dads.
抱歉 我不知道 Oh, sorry. Did not know that.
很值得敬佩 Well, it's very admirable.
他是个真正的二十一世纪老爸 He's a real 21 st century father.
他是的 He is.
实际上 他之前有份很好的营销职位 He actually had a great job in marketing,
但是 当"合身靓衣"起步之后 but, um, when About The Fit took off,
他开始做全职老爸了 he left to be a full-time dad.
救了我们全家的小命 Totally saved our butts.
真希望你能把本调到别的地方去 好吗?
哦 我们到了 大闺女 Oh! We're here, big girl.
在食堂吃午饭的时候 如果他们没看见 I do this in the cafeteria
我就对一起吃饭的朋友这么做 to my lunch friends when they're don't looking.
- 你那么干？ - 嘿 茱儿 - You do that? - Hey, Jules.
嘿 能在这里见到你真好 Hi. Nice to see you here.
不知道你有没有收到我们的邮件 Uh, not sure if you got our e-mail,
我们下周五准备举办一个狂欢午宴 but we're doing a fiesta lunch next Friday,
我们想让你带些鳄梨酱来 and we thought you could bring the guacamole.
你可能没时间做 Uh, you probably won't have time to make it,
所以你买来就行了 so you can buy it.
买的也行 Which is fine.
够十八个人吃的 Enough for 18.
不用 我可以做的 完全没问题 No, I can make it. It's not a problem.
- 好的 可以让马特带来 - 当然 - Great. Matt can bring it. - Totally.
再见 Bye.
好了 好好上学吧 亲爱的 All right. Have a great day, sweet pea.
在卢比的聚会上好好玩 好吗？ Have fun at Ruby's party, okay?
妈妈？ 你知道怎么做鳄梨酱吗？ Mommy? Do you know how to make guacamole?
是的 我知道 实际上我做得可棒了 Yes, I do. Really well, in fact.
我们... 我们一起做 We're gonna make it together.
然后 我们来一场母女舞会怎么样？ And after that, we'll have a mother-daughter dance party?
嘿 麦蒂 你好吗？ Hey, Maddie. What's up?
双重人格 Bipolar.
天啊 过来 Oh, my God. Come here.
- 我爱你 大闺女 - 我也爱你 - Oh, I love you, big girl. - I love you, too.
天啊 God.
有个志向好累人 Taking the high road is exhausting.
都2015年了 It's 2015.
我们还在质疑... Are we really still critical...
职业妈妈吗？ 真的？ 还这样？ of working moms? Seriously? Still?
抱歉 那是个反问句 I'm sorry. That was all rhetorical.
没必要回答我 There's no need to respond.
没准备回答 Wasn't going to.
调走本? 真的吗? 为什么?
我不知道
太有洞察力了
本 Oh! Ben.
我想去一下仓库 绿点区480号 I wanna stop by the warehouse. 480 Greenpoint.
当然 Sure.
不 不 不 应该向右转 No, no, no. You wanna make a right.
从第九大道去汉密尔顿再上高速 9th to Hamilton to the Expressway.
我觉得我们应该走第四大道去弗莱布许 更快些 Uh, I think we should take 4th to Flatbush. Much faster.
不会的 It won't be.
快至少十二分钟 By 12 minutes, at least.
我能试试吗？ Can I try?
我道歉 I apologize.
不用 No need.
试着把这些点都连在一起 Try to line the dots up the best you can.
然后... And then...
好的 Okay. Pull this over.
试着把这一边朝你的方向拉过来 If you can, try to pull this towards you,
拿住外侧 holding it on the outside.
很高兴认识你 Good meeting you.
谢谢 Thank you.
好的 然后轻轻地放下去 Okay, so then put that on lightly.
放两个在上面 固定好 Put it down with two. Secure it.
我们的包装要让顾客觉得 Our package should feel like they're getting a little gift
他们是给自己买了个小礼物 that they bought for themselves.
# 小麦肤色 高挑动人 # # Tall and tan and young and lovely #
# 依帕内玛的姑娘走来了 # # The girl from Ipanema goes walking #
门开着 It's open.
本 Ben.
哇 Wow.
- 进来吧 - 没想到这里是这样 - Come on in. - Didn't expect this.
对啊 我喜欢把这里想成一个小天堂一样 Yeah. I like to think of it as a little bit of paradise.
想来个后背按摩吗？ Can I interest you in a back rub?
不用了 谢谢 Oh, no, thanks.
我过来只是想说 I just came by because I found out
今晚要加班了 I have to work late.
- 那今晚就得取消了 - 抱歉 - Oh. Then no dinner tonight. - Sorry.
我一直很期待来着 I was really looking forward to it.
但我希望我们能换个日子再约 But I'm hoping we can pick another night.
当然 过来坐下吧 Of course. Come sit down.
把你的外套给我 Let me have your jacket.
就一分钟 过来 放轻松 Just for a minute. Come on. Relax.
好的 不如来个脚底按摩？ Okay, how about a foot massage?
在上班时间？ During office hours?
对啊 就等这时候呢 可以吗？ Yeah, that's kind of the point. May I?
好啊... Well...
好的 Okay.
已经很棒了 It's already pretty good.
我只是脱下了你的袜子而已 All I've done is take off your sock.
别人比你做得更好了 Well, no one's ever done that better.
放松就好 闭上眼睛 Okay, just relax. Close your eyes.
脑袋往后放 Put your head back.
所以 你想什么时候再约呢？ So when would you like to reschedule?
明天？ Tomorrow?
明天不行 周六怎么样？ Can't tomorrow. What about Saturday?
好啊 Good.
天啊 这太舒服了 Oh, God. This is enormously satisfying.
我应该什么时候去接你？ What time should I pick you up?
中午怎么样？ 我喜欢白天约会 Noon? I love daytime dates.
午饭 太棒了 可以早点见面 Lunch, perfect. It's sooner.
工作怎样？ 茱儿好吗？ So how's it going? How's Jules?
她总是在工作 想把每方面都做好 Yeah, I mean, she works on all cylinders all the time-
一刻都不停下来 不吃也不睡 Doesn't stop, doesn't sleep, never see her eat.
或许有我在会比较好 Maybe it's good that I'm here, you know?
我希望自己能帮到她 I hope I can help her.
我就知道你是一个好人 I knew you were gonna be a good guy.
我早就知道 I knew it.
试着放松 Try to relax.
天啊 Oh, my God.
抱歉 我这就走 这就走 I'm sorry. I'm leaving. I'm leaving!
抱歉 你们继续 我马上走 Sorry, don't stop. I'm leaving.
我的鞋子 抱歉 Oh, my shoe. Sorry.
如何？ So?
我不知道 孩子 我个人觉得这个租约不咋地 I don't know, kid. This lease doesn't look so hot to me.
要三个月的押金 Three-month security deposit.
你一定很喜欢这房子 You must really love this place.
才怪 这房子糟透了 No, it's horrible.
不过我这周就能入住了 But I can get in this week.
好吧 如果我是你 我会继续找下去 Well, if I were you, I'd keep looking.
- 好的 - 嘿 路易斯 怎么了？ - Okay. - Hey, Lewis. What's up?
你今天怎么容光焕发的 I've never seen you so awake.
我要把一个大单派送到特里贝克地区 I was just asked to deliver this huge order to Tribeca,
Jay Z: 美国嘻哈歌手 本名肖恩·科里·卡特
我想是送到Jay Z公寓的 and I think it's to Jay Z's apartment.
我没开玩笑 看 上面写着"S·卡特" I'm not kidding. Look, it says, "S. Carter."
我有点害怕 I'm a little freaked out.
我不知道那是谁 I don't know who that is,
不过你想让他对你印象深刻吗？ but is this someone you want to impress?
这人可是个天才 本 This is a genius, Ben.
如果开门的是碧昂斯怎么办？ Whoa, what if Beyoncé opens the door?
天啊 Oh, my God.
好了 我知道你说的是谁了 Okay, now I know who you're talking about.
或许你应该换件带衣领的衬衫 Well, maybe you should put on a proper shirt with a collar.
衬衫？ 对方可是嘻哈人士 A collar? These are hip-hop people.
人要衣装啊 路易斯 Dress to impress, Lewis.
去换衣服 找件帅气合身的衣服 Go to the rack. Find a boyfriend shirt that fits.
如果可以把头发放下来 Bring the hair down if you can.
把衬衫塞进去 为什么现在都没人 Tuck in the shirt. Why doesn't anybody
把衣服塞进去了？ tuck anything in anymore?
- 我在问你 - 好的 好的 - I'm asking you. - Okay, okay.
本杰明... Benjamin.
我们有进展了 We made some progress.
真是实习组的重大日子 Very big day for the intern team.
非常不错 她冲我嚷嚷了 虽然... It was great. I mean, she yelled at me, but...
我老婆也一直冲我嚷嚷的 She yells at me all the time, too.
- 对吧？ 那就是交流 - 对 - Right? it was communication. - Yeah.
- 算是个突破 - 对 - It was a breakthrough. - Yeah.
- 你也想来一个？ 对 - 可以 - Oh, you want one, too? Okay. - Yeah.
好了 伙计们 我可能就要见到Jay Z了 Okay, boys. I'm possibly meeting Jay Z
或许还有碧昂斯 我还穿着娘气的衬衫 and/or Beyoncé, and I'm in a blouse.
就这么穿着 伙计 形象明显提升 Wear it, dude. It's an improvement.
才怪 Not true.
很大的提升 Big one.
- 我讨厌一个人吃东西 - 我也是 - I hate eating alone. - So do I.
你不需要一直等我的 You know, you don't actually have to keep doing that.
习惯使然 Well, force of habit.
给你 这是从技术部冰箱里面搜刮来的 Here you go. Swiped these from the tech fridge.
干得好 Oh, nice going.
- 你要来一片吗？ - 当然 谢谢 - You want a slice? - Sure, thanks.
干杯 Cheers.
我发现几个小时前 I noticed a couple hours ago,
你见了另一个首席执行官候选人 you had a meeting with another possible CEO.
我看到他来了 事情进展的如何？ I saw him arrive. How'd that go?
一切都好... 直到他称呼我们为... It was going well until he called us...
我相信他用的词是"卖姿色的网站" I believe the term he used was a "chick site."
之后我什么也没听进去了 And I didn't hear anything he said after that.
显然 服装销售让我们成了"卖姿色的网站" Apparently, selling clothes makes us a "chick site."
要不要这么偏见？ 这网站哪里上不了台面了？ I mean, really? How is this not legit?
我很赞同 对此我很讶异 I couldn't agree more. I find that surprising.
真的吗？ 算是商业性别歧视？ Really? Sexism in business?
那么... So...
本 在你退休之前 你是做什么工作的？ What did you do for work, Ben, before you retired?
我是德克斯的副总 I was a VP for Dex One.
电话簿公司？ Phonebooks?
对 我是管理打印的 I was in charge of printing,
在那之前我是做营销广告的 and before that I ran sales and advertising.
了不起 Big jobs.
这个地方以前不就是一个电话簿工厂吗？ Wasn't this a factory that used to make phonebooks?
- 不是吧 什么？ - 是的 - No! What? - Yeah.
什么？ What?
这里就是你以前工作过的地方？ This is where you worked?
大概待了40年 For almost 40 years.
对 Yeah.
有二十多个年头我是坐在那个窗户旁边 For twenty-some years I sat right by that window.
那里曾是我的办公室 That was my office.
当时那里有几个台阶 It was a few steps up backthen.
我们可以俯瞰整个工厂 And we could look out over the whole factory.
我们的印刷机是在那个角落 Our printing presses were in that corner.
这就是为什么那里的地面会凹进去 That's why the floor dips back there.
不会吧 No way.
我了解这栋楼的一切 或者说曾经了解 I know everything about this building. Or used to.
你知道大楼另一侧那些梧桐吗？ You know the sycamores on the other side of the building?
- 对 - 那些大树？ - Yeah. - The big ones?
对 那些大树 我很喜欢它们 Yeah. The big ones. I love them.
我还记得它们是什么时候栽种的 Yeah. I remember the day they were planted.
再回到这里会不会感觉很奇怪？ Is it totally weird being back here?
就像回到了家一样 这里已经被... Well, it feels like home. It's...
重建了 Remodeled,
可是... 还是和家一样 but home.
你在玩脸书 对吗？ So you're on Facebook, huh?
还在试着弄清楚 Well, I've been trying to figure it out.
我大约10分钟前才申请的 I joined about 10 minutes ago.
迟做总比不做的好 你需要帮忙吗？ Well, better late than never. Do you want some help?
需要确实 I'd love some,
不过 你还有更重要的事情要处理 but, really, you've got better things to do.
不 我需要分散下注意力 No. I need a diversion.
你有自己的照片吗？ You have a photo of yourself?
没有 需要来一张吗？ No. I need one?
如果你想找 Uh, if you wanna look up
那些高中的辣妹 就得有照片 all those hotties from high school, you do.
说茄子 Say cheese.
茄子 Cheese.
很不错 That is cute.
好了 我只需要把它发给你 Okay, I just need to send that to you.
好了 下面都是你资料里的问题 All right, so there are all these questions
你可以选择回不回答 for your profile that you can answer if you want to or not.
比如宗教观 政治观... Like religious views, political views,
激励你的人是... people who inspire you.
茱儿·奥斯丁 Jules Ostin.
我没有在拍马屁 I'm not trying to brown-nose you,
可是我在商界待了那么久 but I've been in business a long time
从未遇见过一个像你这样的人 and I've never run across anyone quite like you.
你确实激励了我 茱儿 You do inspire, Jules.
我只知道 在深夜里 I just knew, at the end of the day,
一位拿着一杯酒和一台笔记本的女人 that a woman with a glass of wine
很有成为购物狂的可能 and a laptop had real shopping potential.
如果你能真的向她保证东西合适... And if you could actually promise her things would fit...
- 看吧？ 那就是我的意思 - 好吧 - See? That's what I mean. - Okay.
- 你有没有什么座右铭？ - 我有 - You have a favorite quote? - I do.
"永远相信 做正确的事情绝对不会错" "You're never wrong to do the right thing."
- 这是谁说的 你吗？ - 对 - Who said that, you? - Yeah.
不过我很确定是马克·吐温最先说的 But I'm pretty sure Mark Twain said it first.
好 最喜欢的音乐？ Okay, favorite music?
山姆·库克 一直是我的最爱之一 Uh, jeez. Sam Cooke, one of my all-time favorites.
还有迈尔斯·戴维斯 Love Miles Davis,
和比莉·哈勒黛 Billie Holiday.
她很棒 对吧？ Oh, she was great, right?
我是说 她可以... I mean, she could just, like...
- 让你耳目一新 - 对 - Transport you. - Oh, yeah.
好 书呢？ Okay, books?
喜欢克兰西和陆德伦 Love Clancy. Ludlum.
是哈利波特的大粉丝 Crazy about Harry Potter.
- 马特也喜欢哈利波特 - 当真？ - Matt loves Harry Potter, too. - Oh, yeah?
对 只要书一出来他就废寝忘食地看 Yeah, he, like, read them all the week they came out.
我也是 Ah, well, me, too.
好 你的感情状态是什么？ Um, okay, what's your relationship status?
已婚？ Are you married?
单身？ Single?
鳏夫 Widower.
请节哀 I'm sorry.
我觉得填单身就好了 可以吗？ I think we should just say single, then?
可以 Yeah.
好了 你知道现在需要干什么吗？ Okay, do you know what you need now?
你需要加些好友 You need someone to friend.
我可以加实习组的同事们 I'll be friends with the other interns.
明早他们会教我怎么做的 They'll show me how to do it in the morning.
你... 你可以加我 Well, you can friend me.
好的 谢谢 Okay, thank you.
好 Okay.
好了 恭喜你 现在你正式... Congratulations, you are now officially
成为了"脸书一族" part of the Facebook generation.
做得好 Good deal.
- 你吃完了吗？ - 是的 谢谢 - Um, you done? - Yes, thank you.
好 Okay.
我大概 Well, I have, uh...
还需要再忙一小时 I have another hour of work.
你... 你没问题吧？ Are you... Are you okay with that?
当然 Of course.
这很棒 茱儿 This was great, Jules.
对 Yeah.
很高兴我们之间 It was nice to have
能有成人间的对话 an adult conversation with an adult man,
你知道我的意思吗？ you know what I mean?
无关工作 Like, not about work.
无关... Not about...
我明白你的意思 I know what you mean.
- 我们到了？ - 对 - Oh, we're here? - Yeah.
我打鼾了吗？ Was I snoring?
没有没有 就是睡着了 No, no, no. Just sleeping.
抱歉 Sorry.
我的父母是研究睡眠的 My parents are sleep researchers,
他们一直都在研究我的睡眠 and they've been studying my sleep my whole life.
很明显 我睡着以后很吵人 Apparently, I'm a classic noisy sleeper.
了解我之后觉得很有趣吧？ Fun getting to know me, huh?
是的 It is.
我从未在车上睡着过 I never fall asleep in the car,
所以太不可思议了 so that was actually amazing.
为我的制造噪声道歉 Apologize for the racket.
我几乎没注意到 Barely noticed.
我会假装自己相信你的话 I'll pretend I believe you.
我爱这座房子 I love this house.
对我来说 它看起来充满欢欣 It just looks happy to me.
就好像它是在小人书里一样 Like, if it was in a kids' book,
当你翻着书看到它的时候 it would make you feel good
会觉得很舒服 when you turned the page and saw it.
你知道我的意思吗？ You know what I mean?
我知道 I do.
很好... Well...
再见 Sayonara.
我没有听到你进来 I didn't hear you come in.
跟你说... 我在想... You know, I was thinking
我们需要些双方都醒着的时候 we need some awake time together.
对 还有那个 Yeah, that, too.
早安 Morning.
早安 我是多丽丝 Good morning. I'm Doris.
他们让我今天来为你开车 They asked me to drive you today.
一切准备就绪了吗？ Are you all set back there?
安全带系好了吗？ You got your seat belt fastened?
本怎么了？ What happened to Ben?
有人说他被调走了 Oh, somebody said that he got transferred.
你知道回总部的最佳路程吗？ Um, you know the best way to get back to headquarters?
天啊 Oh, my!
- 什么... - 快点 - Oh, what... - Come on!
耐心点 你个疯子 Hold your horses, maniac!
往哪走 亲爱的？ Which way, hon?
我在原地打转 I'm all turned around here.
- 多丽丝 多丽丝 多丽丝 - 怎么了？ 怎么了？ - Doris. Doris Doris - What? What?
是你让我把他调走的 You told me to transfer him.
那是两天前的事了 你为什么不和我确认一下呢？ That was two days ago. Why didn't you check with me?
首先 那是昨天 First of all, that was yesterday.
他在哪里？ 你知道吗？ Where is he? Do you know?
谢谢 Thank you.
你一定觉得我有病 You must think I'm demented.
我不会用那个词 Not the word I would use,
不过当我接到电话的时候确实有那么点惊讶 but I was a little surprised when I got the call.
茱儿 我为我在某些方面越职道歉 Jules, I apologize if I overstepped in some way.
不 不 不 No. No, no, no, no.
请别道歉 你什么也没有做错 Please don't apologize. You have done nothing wrong.
听着 我有很多事要处理 还很注意个人隐私 Look, I have a lot going on, and I'm a very private person.
起先 我也不知道 我以为 And at first, I don't know, I thought
我们处不好的 可是我错了 maybe this wasn't gonna work, but I was wrong.
- 我来拿一个吧 - 不 不 不 - Let me get one of those. - No, no, no.
不 No.
茱儿 你不需要解释 Jules, no explanation necessary. Please.
不 事实上 原因之一是通常我没这么差劲的 No, actually, one is, because I am usually better than this.
其实... The truth is...
你能让我感到平静 Something about you makes me feel calm
或者说精神更集中 or more centered or something.
我可以利用这点 And I could use that.
明显如此 Obviously.
我希望你能接受我的道歉 I hope you'll accept my apology
回来为我工作 and come back to work for me.
如果你愿意的话 If you want...
我说这些话 And I'm not just saying this
并不是因为我今天早上一团糟 because I screwed up this morning.
而是我在想 But I was thinking that
我想把你放在我身边 就坐贝卡旁边 I'd like to bring you up to my area, next to Becky.
我知道这是大材小用了 I know you can handle more work.
如果你喜欢 我... If you'd like more. I...
天啊 我想告诉你我真讨厌 Oh, God, I can't tell you how much I hate
自己如此草率 还让你觉得... that ljumped the gun and I made you feel...
我会回来 我... 我乐意之至 I'm coming back. I'm happy to come back.
太好了 Excellent.
我能送你回办公室了吗？ Can I give you a lift back to the office?
好了 谢谢 我能拿着这个吗？ Sure, thanks. Can I take this?
不用 No. Thanks.
事实上 你能开车吗？ Actually, do you mind driving?
其实我没有驾照 I don't technically have a license.
好的 Sure.
这... 这真是疯狂 本 This is... This is crazy, Ben.
这里不适合放两张桌子 Two desks are not gonna fit in here.
不 我保证我不会打扰到你的 No, I promise, I'll stay out of your way.
这不可能 因为现在我没有多余的空间来... But it's impossible because now I don't have room for...
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
这很不错 对吗？ This is good, right?
我喜欢这格局 I like this arrangement.
贝卡 我希望你能让本来协助你 Uh, Becky, I want you to let Ben give you a hand, okay?
还有把我所有的邮件都抄送给他？ And cc him on all my e-mails.
昨天的数据出来了吗？ Did we get yesterday's numbers?
有 出来了 Uh, yes, we did.
我刚才看到在... I saw them here.
- 给你 - 谢谢 - Here you go. - Thanks.
我还需要看一下客户购买模式的统计数据 And I need to go over the data on customer purchase patterns.
记得让本也看一下 Let Ben take a look at that, too.
这样吧 先让本看一下 Actually, let Ben take a look at that first.
好的 Okay.
别担心 贝卡 这是个强力后援 Don't worry, Becky. Backup's good.
卡梅伦来了给我发个信息 Ping me when Cameron gets in.
没事的 Hey-
贝卡？ Becky?
我来这里已经九个月了 本 I've been here nine months, Ben,
她从来没让我帮她看过任何东西 and she's never asked me to take a look at anything
你明白吗？ for her ever, okay?
我明白 这确实挺让人难过的 Ihearyou. That's frustrating.
我是说真的 I mean, totally.
我可是宾夕法尼亚大学毕业的啊 我有个商学学位的 I graduated from Penn. I have a business degree.
但我来这里之后似乎什么都做不好 But I never seem to do anything right around here.
可你差不多比我大了五十岁 And you're, like, 50 years older than me
你耳朵还不好使 and you're deaf.
但我觉得你很多事做得都很好 I happen to think you do a lot of things right.
你做得都很好 You do so much.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know that.
- 就是啊 - 但她不觉得 我是说 - Mmm-hmm. - But she doesn't. I mean,
我一天十四个小时拼命给她干活 I bust my ass for her 14 hours a day,
她从来就没注意过我 and she never notices.
天啊 On! on, my God.
我最讨厌工作时间哭的女孩子 I hate girls who cry at work.
你要不要试着让我帮帮你的忙 How about if you, just as an experiment,
权当做个试验 try letting me help you.
你从这种山般的焦虑中解脱出来之后 A lot of your stress is gonna be lifted
压力就能减轻很多 once you're out from under this mountain of worry.
还有 也许你可以考虑偶尔正常时间 And maybe you should consider leaving here
下班一次 at a normal hour once in a while.
去见见朋友也好 找点乐子 See your friends. Have a little fun.
我也可以在这方面帮助你啊 Mmm-hmm. I can offer my assistance in this area.
说实话 我很乐意的 I would love to, actually.
我只是不想让她认为我没法胜任我的工作 I just don't want her to think that I can't do my job
还需要个实习生帮我 and I need an intern to help me.
你肯定不愿意听我接下来要说的话 Okay, you're not gonna wanna hear this,
不过我听说每天睡不够七个小时的女性 but I heard women who sleep less than seven hours a night
长胖的几率 gain 38% more weight
要比每晚睡七个小时的女性多38%左右 than women who sleep more than seven hours a night.
什么？ 我每天11点才下班 7点又得上班 What? I leave here at 11:00. I get back at 7:00.
我每天只能睡五个小时 I sleep, like, five hours a night,
你还告诉我我会发胖？ and now I'm gonna get fat?
我们一起度过这个难关 我们一起努力 Let's get through this stuff. Let's do it together.
我们重新开始吧 我们行动吧 Let's clean-slate it. Let's just do it.
非常好 圣路易斯 All right. Very nice, St. Louis.
- 华盛顿的麑皮夹克 - 天啊 - Ah, suede jacket in D.C. - Oh, my God.
我真是不敢相信那种毛衣居然卖得那么好 I cannot believe how well that sweater is doing.
我真是太高兴了 I'm so happy.
干得漂亮 迈阿密 多谢 Beautiful, Miami Thank you.
快看芝加哥 Oh, look at Chicago!
芝加哥女人放进购物车的靴子数量 She put the same boots in her cart
已经赶上休斯顿了 as the woman from Houston.
我们再看看付款量 Okay, let's see what she does at checkout.
她们也没买 She's not buying them either.
要不我们看一下 Okay, maybe check the delivery cost
- 那些靴子的运费 - 好的 - on those boots? - Mmm-hmm.
- 打扰一下 - 怎么了 - Knock-knock. - Hey.
我看了一下客户购买模式的数据 Hi. I took a look at the data purchase patterns.
我要不要等会儿再过来？ Uh, should I come back?
没关系 进来吧 你看得真快啊 No, no, come on in. That was fast.
我让贝卡帮我来着 Well, I enlisted Becky's help.
从数据上看 你花广告费最多的地方的顾客 It seems the most expensive place you're advertising is actually bringing you
消费的金额反而最少 the customers who are spending the least.
但你投资最少的渠道 And the channels you're least investing in are adding
虽然在各领域目前表现不佳 enormous value in segments that currently appear to have low value,
却有着最高的消费潜力 but actually have the highest spending potential.
这就是我目前得出的结论 That's what I could tell so far.
本 Oh, Ben!
你能帮我解决这个问题吗？ Can you, like, deal with that for me?
比如给我出个好一点的策划什么的？ Maybe come up with a better plan?
我是说 你要是有时间的话 I mean, if you have the time?
我很乐意 Happy to.
这位先生在商界打拼过40年 The man spent 40 years in business.
我知道 Yeah, no, I get it.
还有 茱儿 贝卡帮了我大忙 And, Jules, Becky was a huge help in this.
你知道她是宾夕法尼亚大学商学院毕业的吗？ You know, she has a business degree from Penn?
我知道 I know.
我是说我忘了 但我确实知道 I mean, I forgot, but I know.
我会跟她沟通的 I'll say something to her.
那真是太好了 That would be very nice.
高层工作的感觉怎么样？ Hey. How's it goin' up here in first class?
忙 看样子你找到公寓了啊 Busy. I see you found an apartment.
没呢 我的两周大限到了 我要去跟我的表兄一起住了 No. My two weeks are up. I'm movin' in with my cousin.
- 真棒 - 他住在费城 - Excellent. - In Philadelphia.
- 戴维斯 - 怎么了？ 我晚上11点到家 - Davis. - What? I'll get there
凌晨5点就得出门 没关系的 我能适应 by 11:00, leave at 5:00. It's cool. I can handle it.
知道吗 我感觉我是这里的所有人的长辈 You know, I feel like everybody's uncle around here.
为什么会有这种感觉？ Yeah, why is that?
因为我要救你于水火 Because I'm gonna save your ass,
帮你解决几周的住宿问题 这还看不出来吗 and I'm gonna put you up for a few weeks. Obviously.
本 谢谢你 Ben, thank you.
谢谢你 谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you, thank you, thank you!
没事 没事 别那么激动 伙计 Okay. Okay. Easy, fella.
我喜欢你抱枕的摆法 I like that you do the throw pillow thing.
我过了很久的婚姻生活呢 I was married for a very long time.
这是你的衣柜吗？ Whoa! Is this your closet?
你社交生活很丰富啊 Busy man about town.
这些抽屉里面都是什么东西？ What's in all these drawers?
短裤 T恤 方巾 手帕 Boxers, T-shirts, pocket squares, handkerchiefs.
手帕到底是干什么用的？ Okay, what's the deal with the handkerchief?
我一直不知道有什么用 That one I just don't get at all.
这个问题很关键 Okay. It's essential.
你们这代人不知道手帕的作用 简直是罪过 That your generation doesn't know that is criminal.
携带手帕的最佳原因是可以将它借出去 The best reason to carry a handkerchief is to lend it.
不信你问杰森 Ask Jason about this.
女人会哭的 戴维斯 我们就是为了她们才带手帕的 Women cry, Davis. We carry it for them.
这算是残留至今的骑士精神之一吧 One of the last vestiges of the chivalrous gent.
那手帕和方巾的区别... Ah. Well, then it's different than a po...
我知道你还想再玩一下 I know you wanna hang.
不过... 我得去睡了 我累坏了 But I have to get some sleep, kid. I'm pooped.
晚安 本 Good night, Ben.
再次感谢 Thanks again.
你明天早上能叫我起床吗 Will you wake me in the morning,
我这样要求会不会太过分？ or is that too much to ask?
- 我父母... - 过分 - My parents always... - Too much.
明白了 我用手机上闹钟好了 Understood. I'll just set an alarm on my phone.
但愿能闹醒我 我睡得可沉了 I hope I can hear it. I'm such a deep sleeper.
天啊 我叫你起床好了 Oh, my God. I'll wake you.
多谢 爱你哦 说真的 Thank you! Love you. Not kidding.
我也爱你 快去睡吧 I love you, too. Now go to bed.
吃点浆果吧 Here's some more berries, guys.
本 你能给我再倒点糖浆吗？ Ben, can you pour me more syrup, please?
当然 Sure can.
给 There you go.
很好 干得漂亮 Perfect. Good job.
多谢 Oh, thanks.
还记得那个名叫汤森德的大牌首席执行官吗 Oh, boy. Okay, so this really big CEO named Townsend,
之前大家都说我们的规模太小了 the one everyone said would never be interested in us
入不了他的法眼 because we weren't big enough for him?
记得 Yeah?
我们就跟你的大房二房媳妇一样 We're like your sister wives.
我们刚刚得知他对我们非常有兴趣 Well, we just found out he's beyond interested.
太棒了 Exciting.
是啊 算是吧 Yeah. Maybe.
大家都乐疯了 Everyone's flipping out about it,
但你知道我还是保持中立态度 but you know I'm still on the fence at best.
总之 现在的情况就是 Anyway, the only thing is,
我需要去旧金山与他碰个面 I have to go to San Francisco to meet him.
- 他来不了这里 - 你什么时候走？ - He can't come here. - When do you have to go?
他唯一能碰面的时间是下周四 The only day he can meet is next Thursday.
你想要一起去吗？ 我们一起过周末怎么样？ Do you wanna come? Maybe we can stay the weekend?
听起来不错 不过... Oh, that sounds awesome.
周四我不行 Thursday I can't.
佩吉是学校点心活动的组长 Paige is snack leader atschooL
我得去班里陪她 and I'm supposed to be in the class with her.
- 这算是件大事 - 对哦 - It's kind of a big deal. - Right.
真的是件大事 Yeah, it's a really big deal.
我明白 宝贝 抱歉 我忘了 No, I know, sweetie. I'm sorry. I forgot.
要不让本陪你去吧 Uh, maybe Ben could go with you.
这主意不错 Yeah, that's a good idea.
本也有自己生活的 Guys, Ben has a life.
也不能这么说啦 去旧金山的话 还是可以的 Uh, not really. Not one that takes me to San Francisco.
如果你想找人陪你去的话 我很乐意 If you want the company, I'd love to go.
真的吗？ Really?
真的 Definitely.
- 你猜怎么着 本？ - 什么？ - Guess what, Ben? - Yes?
今天我爸爸要扮小美人鱼了 Today, my dad's gonna be Ariel.
轮到他了 It's his turn.
- 真好呀 - 特别好 - Oh, that's good, right? - Really good.
你们觉得找首席执行官是件大事吗？ You guys think finding a CEO is a big deal?
在我们看来 演"小美人鱼"的时候 Here, the big negotiation is who gets to be Ariel
谁扮小美人鱼才是大事 when we're playing Little Mermaid.
顺便一提 之前就没轮到过我 And for the record, it's never been my turn.
所以这对我来说是件天大的事 我好激动 So this is huge for me. I'm excited.
我要用叉子梳我的头发... I get to comb my hair with a fork,
摆弄各种小玩意 play with gadgets and gizmos aplenty.
爸爸 Daddy
我是茱儿 This is Jules.
伙计们 我们要多久才能修复这个问题？ So, guys, how long till we get it fixed?
我是说 要是无法放大的话 那买家很可能就不会购买 I mean, if you can't zoom in, you probably won't buy.
是的 头几个小时购买量 Yeah, the first couple hours
已经下降了23% are already down 23%.
- 天啊 - 好吧 - Oh, boy. - Okay.
我马上就到 还有... Uh, I will be there in, like...
- 两分钟 - 两分钟 - Two minutes. - ...two minutes.
我们正在处理 We're on it.
本 你这里有好友一同购买的数据吗？ Ben, do you have the info on Friends Shopping Together?
- 给 - 多谢 - Yeah. - Thank you.
- 我是茱儿 - 出什么问题了？ - This is Jules. - What's wrong?
妈妈 我刚刚发现放大链接... Oh, Mom, hi. Um, I just found out that the zoom link,
放大照片用的按钮 the button that you click on to zoom in on a photo,
不管用 isn't working.
听起来不是个大问题啊 Well, that doesn't sound like such a big deal.
其实 真的是个大问题... Well, actually, it is.
买家就是用这个按钮仔细观察... It's what people use to get a closer look at what...
大家都放大看的东西的... Everybody zooms in.
看来我访问你们网站的次数还不够 I guess I don't go to your website enough
还不知道这点 to know that.
你又打字 电话又响了 Mmm. Typing and ringing.
马特 有个问题 我妈为什么总像个疯婆...
抱歉 是库房打来的 Yeah, sorry. Oh, it's the warehouse.
妈妈 抱歉 我稍后打给你好吗？ Mom, I'm sorry. Can I call you back?
不用了 No need.
- 好的 爱你 - 好吧 - Okay, I love you. - Yep.
谁会用"好吧"回复"我爱你"啊 Who says "yep" to "I love you"?
马特 有个问题 我妈为什么总像个疯婆子一样? 她疯疯癫癫 是怎么生出我这么正常的女儿...
- 嗨 阿伦佐 - 嘿 茱儿 - Hi, Alonzo. - Hi, Jules.
我有个坏消息 Not good news.
什么坏消息？ 说吧 What? Okay. Lay it on me.
卫生部门来常规检查的时候 In a routine check by the sanitation department,
发现了一只臭虫 they found one bedbug.
不会吧 No.
遗憾的是 千真万确 Unfortunately, yes.
我们昨天寄出了4800箱货 We sent out 4,800 boxes yesterday.
现在得全部召回 关闭库房... We have to get them all back, shut down the warehouse...
喷洒臭虫药 spray for bedbugs,
然后才能再次发货 then we can start shipping again.
- 简直是个噩梦 - 简直是个噩梦 - Nightmare. - Nightmare.
我们到了 Okay, here we are.
好的 等我先发完这封邮件 Okay, let me just finish this e-mail.
马特 有个问题 我妈为什么总像个疯婆子一样? 她疯疯癫癫 是怎么生出我这么正常的女儿来的?
妈妈
发送
不 No
不会吧 不会吧 No. No, no, no...
妈妈
伙计们 谢谢你们赶过来 Hey, guys. Thanks for coming.
我知道放大按钮坏掉了 I know the zoom is broken,
我不是故意给你们添乱的 and I don't mean to pull anyone off of that,
但我需要你们的帮助 but I need a favor.
我无意中发错了一封邮件 I accidentally sent an e-mail to the wrong person,
收件人现在在工作 and she's at work right now.
我知道她五点半回家之后 And I know she doesn't check her personal e-mail
才会看自己的邮件 until she gets home at 5:30.
所以我需要在那之前找到删除邮件的方法 So I have until then to figure out how to delete it.
如果那个人看到了那封邮件 Because if this person sees this e-mail,
那就糟糕了 it'll be horrible.
更重要的是 她心脏不太好 And on top of that, she has a minor heart condition.
我觉得这封邮件只会雪上加霜 I think this could possibly be not good for that.
所以我需要你们帮帮忙 动动脑筋 So I am counting on your good graces and brilliance
救我于危难之中 to figure out a way to save my ass.
说真的 茱儿 要黑进一个服务器 Truthfully, Jules, it's pretty impossible
几乎是不可能的 to hack into a server.
你知道她的密码吗？ And you don't know her password?
不知道 Noidea.
茱儿 我觉得那我们只剩下一个方法了 Jules, I think there's only one thing we can do.
什么方法？ 快告诉我 我要完蛋了 What? Tell me. I'm dying.
我还有其他小伙子们 Me and the boys take off,
一起闯进你妈妈的房子 we break into your mom's house,
偷走她的电脑 and we steal her computer.
闯进她家 偷走电脑？ Break into her house and steal the computer?
你开玩笑的吧？ Are you kidding me?
这主意简直太妙了 That's freakin' genius.
距离你的目的地 You will reach your destination
还有300码 in 300 yards.
GPS还不知道 Little does GPS lady know
自己是在协助人犯罪啊 she is an accomplice to a crime.
那个女人心脏不太好 The woman has a heart condition.
就当这是在做善事好了 Think of it as a good deed.
我真是没想到 I never thought you'd be
你会给我做个坏榜样啊 维迪克 a bad influence on me, Whittaker.
放轻松 伙计 接下来的事情简单得很 Oh, relax, fellas. This is gonna be a piece of cake.
钥匙就在一个花盆下面 The key is under a flowerpot.
我们进去 删掉邮件 然后走人 We go in, we delete, we disappear.
她没安装警报系统吧 She doesn't have an alarm, right?
没有 没装 Nope. She does not.
她的邮件要是需要密码怎么办？ What if there's, like, a password on the e-mail?
那我们就把电脑拿走 Then we take the computer.
茱儿说她会给她妈买台新的 所以是个双赢局面 Jules said she'd buy her a new one, so it's a win-win.
距离你的目的地还有100码 You will reach your destination in 100 yards.
这好像电影"海洋"里面的场景啊 This is like an Ocean's movie.
本是那个戴大眼镜的老家伙 Ben's the old guy with the big glasses.
他叫埃利奥特·古尔德 His name is Elliott Gould.
对 杰森是克鲁尼 Yeah, and, Jason, you're Clooney.
多谢 Thank you.
我是马特·达蒙 因为我算是个局外人 I'll be Matt Damon 'cause I'm kind of an outsider.
没错 那我是谁？ Yeah, definitely. Who am I?
你是本·阿弗莱克的兄弟 You are Ben Affleck's brother.
我为什么不能是布拉德·皮特呢？ Well, why aren't I Brad Pitt?
这还用解释吗 I think that's kind of self-explanatory.
- 好了 克鲁尼 - 多谢 - Okay, Clooney. - Thank you.
你开车 You're behind the wheel.
把车停在街上 Park on the street.
保证发动机不要熄火 随时保持警惕 Keep the engine running, your eyes open.
达蒙 阿弗莱克的兄弟 你俩跟我来 Damon, Affleck's Brother, you're with me.
好了 我们行动吧 All right, let's do this.
记住 钥匙在花盆下面 Remember, the key's under the flowerpot.
不会吧 Oh, no.
- 计划到现在为止还都顺利 - 天啊 Oh, great plan so far. Oh, my God.
路易斯 给贝卡打电话 Lewis, get Becky.
我们要是不知道密码的话 Well, if we don't know the code,
60秒之后就会触发警报 this is gonna turn into an alarm in 60 seconds.
贝卡 让茱儿接电话 Becky, put Jules on.
呼叫等待 这女人在搞什么？ She put me on hold. What is wrong with that girl?
现在情况不太好 本 我们现在怎么办？ This is so not good. What are we supposed to do, Ben?
我们该怎么... What are we supposed...
别吃了 Stop eating!
赶紧去找电脑 现在快去 快 快 快 Go look for the computer. Right now. Go! Go! Go! No!
别啊 分头行动 分头... Separately! Separate...
- 本 本 在吗？ - 贝卡 - Ben. Ben, you there? - Becky.
别浪费时间 让茱儿接电话 情况紧急 Don't screw around. Put Jules on. It's an emergency.
- 她在开会 - 直接冲进去 - She's in a meeting. - Interrupt her.
本 怎么了？ Ben, what's up?
茱儿 你妈妈装了防盗警报 Jules. Your mother has an alarm.
不可能啊 No, she doesn't.
是的 她装了 我现在在厨房 Yes, she does. I'm in her kitchen.
马上就要自动报警了 It's about to go off.
- 密码是多少？ - 我也不知道 - What's her code? - I have no idea.
本 听我说 我了解她 Ben, listen to me. I know this woman.
她买的警报器是假的 That is a fake alarm that she bought off
是购物电视上买的 或者是地摊货 懂吗？ of some infomercial or something, okay?
这是假的 It's not real.
没有联网 就是用来吓吓小偷的 It's not connected. It's just to scare off burglars.
她说警报器是假的 吓小偷用的 She says it's fake. It's just to scare off burglars.
效果还真不错 吓尿我了 Oh, well, it's doing a good job.
听着 我的父母不可能花钱去买警报器的 懂吗？ Listen, my parents would never pay for an alarm, okay?
他们是全美最吝啬的一对 They're the cheapest people in America.
好吧 但是 警报器还是没有关掉 Okay, well, it hasn't turned into an alarm yet.
它还在叫 It's still beeping.
对啊 因为那是假的 That's 'cause it's a fake.
相信我 你找到电脑了吗？ Trust me on this one. Have you found the computer?
不在这里 It's not down here.
路易斯 这间 戴维斯 那间 Lewis, go in there. Davis, in there.
- 找到啦 - 找到啦 - Foundifl - Got it
什么鬼？ What?
我们找到了两个 哪个是她的？ We found two. Which one is hers?
白色的还是银白色的？ The white one or the silver one?
白色的还是银白色的？ White one or the silver one?
- 你妈的电脑？ - 是的 - Your mom's computer? - Yes.
白色的 我之前帮她修过一次 我确定 It's white. I got it fixed for her once. I am positive.
- 白色的 - 白色的 - The white one! - White.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God!
我就知道这警报不是假的嘛 I knew there was no such thing as a fake alarm!
我们会被逮捕的 我就知道 We're gonna get arrested I knew it
完了完了 我们完了 That's it We're done
我们的指纹在这里遍地都是 Our fingerprints are all over this place!
本 你看到邮件了吗？ Ben, do you see the e-mail?
还没 Not yet.
- 抓紧时间找 兄弟 - 来 让我来 - Double-time it, dude. - Here, let me.
找到了 Foundifl
"我妈为什么总像个疯婆子一样？" "Why is my mother always such a raging bitch?"
主题... "她是个恐怖分子" Subject, "She's a terrorist."
就是这封 快删掉 Yes! Delete it!
好了 Gone.
垃圾箱里的也删掉 Now from the trash!
搞定 Got it.
- 戴维斯 你在哪里找到的？ - 床底下 右边 - Davis, where'd you find this? - Under the bed. Right side.
- 哪里的右边？ - 面朝床的右边 - Which right side? - Right side facing the bed!
天啊 我的人生毁了 Oh, my God! My life is over!
我会重罪入狱 我还没有犯罪过呢 I'm gonna be a felon and I have not committed a crime!
戴维斯 先别想这些 Davis, pull it together.
难道你没听到外面传来的声音吗？ Can't you hear how far away that is?
警察来之前 我们还有30秒的时间逃跑 We've got at least 30 seconds until they're here.
我该怎么跟我父母解释？ How am I gonna explain this to my parents?
天啊 我又变成大舌头了 Oh, my God. My lisp is back!
还有20秒 20 seconds.
赶紧跑 快跑 Just run Run
# 告诉我你想干什么 # # Tell me what you wanna do? #
# 快过来 和我聊聊 和我聊聊 # # Come here, ma, talk with me, talk with me? #
# 你真的想和我边走边聊吗？ # # Talk and ya really want to walk for me? #
# 你真想这么做吗 哥们？ # # The way you really try to put it on, dawg? #
# 为我跳舞 就像以前从未对我秀过舞技 # # Dance like you never did before for me #
# 想跳到背抽筋 脖子扭吗？ # # Want to break yo' back, gonna break yo' neck? #
杰森 Jason
快开门 Open the door
# 这混账东西老是在路上 # # This motherfreaker is always in the ride #
快特么开门 Open the fucking door!
哇 Whoa
哇 好好好 好的 Whoa, okay! Okay!
等等 我还没上车 我还没上车 我还没上车 Hold on! I'm not in! I'm not in! I'm not in!
好了进来了 I'm in.
干杯 Cheers
你真是太疯狂了 You are a crazy son of a bitch.
你知道的吧？ You know that, right?
说实话 我不知道 I didn't, actually.
因为有一点可以确定 我的血压飚的太高了 I'm sure my blood pressure was through the roof.
但是挺值的 我很开心 But it was worth it. Good times!
伙计们 我不能... Guys, I can't...
对于你的所作所为 我真的感激不尽 I literally can't thank you enough for what you just did.
你们真是太勇敢了 太够义气了 It was so above and beyond and brave and loyal,
我真是这辈子都还不起啊 I am indebted to you forever.
- 不 不会的 - 我们很高兴为你帮忙 - No, you're not. - Well, you're very welcome.
你知道... You know.
虽然是通力协作的 但好歹搞定了 Takes a team, but it's done.
都帮你做好了 All taken care of.
没错 Okay.
我还想喝一杯 谁要来吗？ I'm gonna have another. Anybody else?
- 乐意之至 - 对啊 一起喝啊 - I would love that. - Yeah, let's do that.
不过这次我能不能喝一半？ But could I just get a half this time?
他的一半算我头上 I'll take his half.
所有人的量都是成倍的 We'll all have doubles.
不 没事 我酒量不错 No, no, no, it's okay. I can drink.
天生小酒桶 It's a thing about me.
你们叫什么来着？ Now, what are your names, again?
我还不知道你们的名字呢 I never wanna not know you.
我叫杰森 我为你工作差不多一年了 I'm Jason. I've worked for you for, like, a year.
我送过东西去你家 I've delivered things to your home.
跟马特见过好几次了 I met Matt a bunch of times.
我帮你女儿系过鞋带 I've tied your daughter's shoe before.
我 我知道你是谁 我只是名字和脸对不上号 I know who you are. I'm just terrible with names.
没关系 我叫杰森 It's all right. It's Jason.
你是新来的 是吧？ You're new, right?
是的 我叫戴维斯 我跟本是同一天入职的 Yeah. I'm Davis. I started work the same day as Ben.
我们是好基友 我还是他的室友 We're pretty much besties, and I'm his mentee.
比如 这条领带就是他给我的 He gave me this tie, for example.
他以前用过的 是复古款式的 It was his. It's vintage.
"复古款" "Vintage."
我喜欢 我喜欢带领的男人 I like it. I like men in ties.
- 你是路易斯 - 是的 - And you're Lewis. - Yes.
我在电话里头听得出来 Yeah, I could hear a little bit over the phone.
你抗压能力不错嘛 You were very cool under pressure.
说实话 这是我第一次 Well, it was my first heist.
我试着保持冷静 谢谢你这么关注我 I tried to be chill. Thanks for noticing.
干杯 Salud
小鲜肉们 我该怎么说... Boys, what can I say...
抱歉 我不是故意叫你们"鲜肉" I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you "boys."
只是现在都这么称呼"男人" Nobody calls men "men" anymore.
你发现没有？ Have you noticed?
女人的称呼从"女孩"变成了"女人" Women went from "girls" to "women."
男人的称呼从"男人"变成了"鲜肉" Men went from "men" to "boys"?
这真是世界上最严肃的问题 This is a problem in the big picture.
- 你懂我意思吗？ - 我懂 - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.
我要再来一杯 I'm gonna have another.
再来一杯？ 你确定吗？ Another? You sure about that?
嗯 我对这件事的看法是 Okay. Here's my theory about this.
从小到大周围人都说"带你女儿去上班吧" 是吧？ We all grew up during the "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" thing, right?
别人总是指导女生要成为什么样的人 So we were always told we could be anything,
该做什么事 do anything.
我觉得男孩 除了部分男孩 And I think guys got, maybe not left behind,
培养环境可能更温和 你懂吗？ but not quite as nurtured, you know?
我是说 我们生活的时代就像 I mean, like, we were the generation of,
"姑娘 你上" "You go, girl."
有奥普拉做榜样 We had Oprah.
有时候我就在思考男人是怎么适应的 你知道吗？ And I wonder sometimes how guys fit in, you know?
他们似乎也在思考 They still seem to be trying to figure it out.
他们的穿着仍然像个小男生 They're still dressing like little boys.
他们依旧在玩电脑游戏 They're still playing video games.
电脑游戏超赞 所以... Well, they've gotten great. So...
我爱死电脑游戏了 Love video games.
我们这一代 How, in one generation,
怎么像杰克·尼克尔逊 have men gone from guys like
和哈里森·福特这样的男人都没了 只剩... Jack Nicholson and Harrison Ford to...
就拿本举例子 Take Ben, here.
这种男人都快绝种了 你懂吗？ A dying breed. You know?
多学着点 鲜肉们 Look and learn, boys,
你们要是问我什么是酷 他就是个活例子 because if you ask me, this is what cool is.
老大 谢谢 你不打算再喝了 是吧？ Thanks, Ace. You're not gonna drink anymore, right?
你叫我"老大"？ Callin' me "Ace"?
这么叫太酷了 对吧？ That's just super cool, right?
- 必须的 - 相当酷 - Definitely. - Very cool.
好了 我现在有点晕了 Okay, I am officially a little dizzy.
抱歉我开始长篇大论了 I apologize for the tirade.
我要走了 I am gonna go.
这个人情我会一直记着的 先生们 But I am forever in your debt, gentlemen.
又是个现在绝种了的词语 Another word which is never used anymore.
我们... 好吗？ Let's bring it back, shall we?
好的 Yes.
本 我会用uber拼车回家 Ben, I'll be Ubering home.
再次感谢 Thanks again.
没事的 Okay.
实在抱歉 I'm so sorry.
别放在心上 Don't worry.
我没事了 I'm fine now.
没事 没事的 没事的 Okay. It's okay, it's okay.
我大学毕业之后就没这么吐过 Oh, I haven't done that since college.
谢谢 Thank you.
天啊 Oh, man.
让你看到这一幕真的很抱歉 Very sorry you had to see that.
- 真是难堪 - 没事的 - Humiliating. - It's all good.
感觉好点了吗？ Feeling better?
嗯 Yeah.
我竟然忘记喝酒之前要先填饱肚子 Yeah, I forgot you gotta eat before you drink.
我现在没事了 I'm good now.
谢谢 Thank you.
我靠一下就走 I'll be leaving in a minute.
我把今天弄成你过得最糟糕的一天了吧 Just working on making this the worst possible day for you.
不不不 你今天的工作压力很大 No, not at all. You've had a stressful day.
为什么你每次说的话都这么贴心... How is it that you always manage to say the right thing,
做事恰到好处 人也很好 怎么做到的？ do the right thing, be the right thing?
好神奇 It's uncanny.
- 你... 你需要休息了 - 我会的 - You get some rest. - I will.
真的很谢谢你 Thanks for everything.
还有 呃... And, uh...
再会 Sayonara.
就是这个 Absolutely.
你愿意出来真是太贴心了 Really so nice of you to do this.
大部分女人都会重新约个时间 Most women would have just rescheduled.
别担心 我懂 Oh, not to worry. I understand.
真是出乎意料 It was unexpected.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
- 你好 - 哦 过来坐吧 - Hi. - Oh. Come on in.
你先进去吧 Oh, no, after you. Go ahead.
本杰明 你把女朋友带来葬礼 真是不走寻常路啊 Benji, you brought a date to a funeral. Unreal.
我们本来有约 可谁知道冒出了这事？ We had plans. Who knew this was gonna happen?
你好吗？ 我是迈尔斯 Well, how do you do? I'm Miles.
你好 我是菲欧娜 请你节哀顺变 Hello. Fiona. I'm so sorry for your loss.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you, dear.
真赞 Wowza!
我从来没参加过七日服丧 I never went to a shiva before.
笑话表演真赞 The laughter was wonderful.
我以前从没吃过那么多东西 I don't think I've ever eaten more.
竟然还带了盒曲奇回来 I'm not even sure how I left with a box of cookies.
你很受欢迎啊 Well, you were a big hit.
给那寡妇做的背部按摩... 简直是加分项 Giving the widow that back massage, winning move.
是啊 她需要安抚 Oh, yeah. She needed it.
说实话 我觉得把第一次约会地点 I definitely think it's a good idea
放在葬礼上是一个不错的选择 to take all first dates to a funeral. Yeah.
缓解尴尬 你不这么觉得吗？ A real icebreaker, don't ya think?
我知道你是开玩笑的 I know you're kidding,
不过说实话 谁想要晚餐约会时的尴尬？ but, honestly, who needs the strain of the dinner date?
还有像"你为何还没结婚？"这类话题 And the "Why aren't you married?" conversation.
像我们这种年纪的人 几乎没办法说清楚现状 At our age, it's not even possible to catch up.
我花十秒就能说清楚 Well, I can do me in 10 seconds.
- 真的吗？ - 是的 - You ready? - Yep.
丧妻 有一个孩子 两个孙子 Widower, one son, two grandkids.
一生都在生产电话本 Spent my life manufacturing phone books,
现在这东西已经毫无用处 which no longer serve a purpose.
我现在是一个实习生 工作得很开心 I'm currently working as an intern, having a ball.
好消息是 And the best news is,
在工作中我爱上了一个女孩 对于你的丧妻 I have a crush on a girl I met at work.
我感到很抱歉 I'm sorry you lost your wife.
好了 Okay.
离异 Divorced.
有三个美丽的女儿 Three beautiful daughters.
孙辈有一个还没出生的男孩 One grandchild, a boy, on the way.
前几年一直生病 现在痊愈了 I was sick a few years back. I'm not anymore.
我现在是室内电子推拿师 I'm an in-house e-commerce masseuse.
我很热爱我的工作 Love my job.
我终于找到一个 And I finally met a man
我渴望和他约会的男人 I actually wanna hang out with.
幸运如我 Lucky me.
早上好 Morning.
嘿 老兄 你气色看去不太好 Hey, buddy, you don't look so great.
嗯 我知道 Yeah, I know.
但相信我 我看着气色已经算好的了 But believe me, I look better than I feel.
- 你昨晚看洋基队的球赛了吗？ - 他们手感发烫 - Did you see the Yankees last night? - They were on fire.
天啊 Oh, man.
你得吃点东西呀 Gotta get somethin' in your stomach.
宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 Honey, honey, honey.
拜托上学前吃一小口啦 Can you please take one bite before school?
拜托？ 就一口 Please? Just one bite?
小家伙 怎么哭啦？ What's with the waterworks, little one?
我告诉她 I just told her
这次只能保姆带她去 that the sitter's gonna have to take her
麦蒂的生日聚会 因为马特身体不舒服 to Maddie's birthday party because Matt's feeling sick.
但是我不想跟保姆一起去 But I don't wanna go with the sitter.
本 Ben?
你带我去好吗？ Can you take me?
求求你了 Please?
哦 亲爱的 Oh, honey?
我很抱歉 本今天要去工作 I'm so sorry, but Ben's gotta go to work today.
茱儿 别这样 就一个小时的事 让我带她去吧 Jules. Come on. It will take an hour. Let me take her.
我... 真不敢相信我们还得争这个 I can't believe we're still going through this.
路是对的 拜托相信我啦 I'm going the right way. Please have a little trust.
但是举行聚会的公园... But the park where the party is...
抱歉 本 Oh, sorry, Ben.
其实 就是这啦 Actually, this is it.
你跟你妈妈一模一样 You're like a clone.
天啊 这个聚会真赞 Oh, boy. This looks like a nice party.
是啊 确实 Yeah, it does.
哪个孩子是麦蒂？ So which one is Maddie?
穿粉红色衣服的就是 The one in the pink.
好的 穿粉红色衣服的 Okay. The one in the pink.
你可以跟坐在同学们的妈妈边上 好吗？ You can go sit with the other moms, okay?
好的 你想把生日礼物给麦蒂吗？ Okay. You wanna give Maddie her present?
想 Yeah.
好的 Okay.
玩得开心 Have fun.
同学们的妈妈 The other moms.
弗雷普里诺什么的 Freprino or something.
我知道 我一个都不认识 Yeah, I know. I don't know any of them.
- 你好 我叫本 - 嗨 我叫简 - Hi. I'm Ben. - Hi. Jane.
- 嗨 简 - 我叫艾米丽 - Jane. - Emily.
嗨 艾米丽 今天我帮马特和茱儿带孩子 Hi, Emily. I'm helping Matt and Jules out today.
- 哦 你是马特的父亲？ - 不不 - Oh, are you Matt's dad? - No, no.
我是茱儿的员工 I work for Jules.
噢 Oh.
怎么了？ That's okay?
我只是听说她是 你懂的 女强人那一型的 I've just heard she's, you know, kinda tough.
女强人？ 茱儿吗？ 她确实很厉害 Tough? Jules? Sure. She's a total badass.
我想这也是她能在互联网取得成就的原因 I guess that's how she became an Internet sensation.
你们一定为她感到骄傲吧？ Must make you guys proud, huh?
一个女人 每天在外打拼 One of your own out there every day,
在新兴世界中不断突破创新 crashing the glass ceiling of the tech world.
她真的是太棒了 对吧？ So, bravo, good for her. Right?
是... 是的 那还用说 Yeah. No, for sure.
怎么了 小宝贝？ What's up, kiddo?
我有点儿不舒服 I don't feel good.
是吗？ 要不要坐我腿上？ You don't? Do you wanna sit on my lap?
你知道吗 如果她感觉不舒服 就不该待在这了 You know, if she's sick, she probably shouldn't be here.
那好吧 佩吉 你想现在动身吗？ Tough crowd, Paigey. You wanna hit the road?
那是"离开"的意思吗？ Does that mean "leave"?
我想是的 Afraid so.
我看到的东西是... 蓝色的 I spy with my little eye something... Blue!
美国大人经常与小孩子互动的一种猜谜游戏
- 那我们旁边的那辆车吗？ - 不是 - Is it the car next to us? - No.
是... 狗带吗？ Is it that dog leash?
不是 No.
呃 是天空吗？ Uh, is it the sky?
是 你猜到啦 Yes! You got one.
- 该你了 本 - 好的 - Your turn, Ben. - Okay.
噢 有了 Oh, I have a good one.
我看到的东西是绿色的 I spy with my little eye something green.
是树吗？ Is it that tree?
不是 Nope.
是那扇大门吗？ Is it that front door?
那也是绿色的 Well, it's kinda green.
是不是啊 本？ Is it, Ben?
是那扇大门吗？ Is it that front door?
是的 亲爱的 真厉害 Yeah, it is, honey. Good girl.
一切还好吗? 非常感谢
很好
本 太感谢了 Thanks so much, Ben.
嘿 来厨房 Hey, come on in the kitchen.
在你走之前我给你弄点吃的吧？ Can I get you something before you hit the road?
想喝点咖啡还是想吃点什么？ Want a cup of coffee or a bite to eat?
不用了 谢谢 No, I'm good, thanks.
好吧 她还好吧？ 没给你添麻烦吧？ Okay. How was she? She give you any trouble?
她很乖 She was perfect.
她参加派对中途感觉不舒服 She wasn't feeling so great at the party,
所以提早走了 so we left early,
后来她在车上睡着了 and she just fell asleep in the car,
所以我就让她在车上多睡了会 so I let her get a nap in.
你人真好 谢谢 So nice of you. Thank you.
不好意思 Sorry.
你看起来气色好了很多 Well, you seem like you're feeling more with it.
噢 是 是的 Oh, yeah, yeah.
呃... 我想我只是需要休息一下而已 Um, I guess I just needed a little downtime.
可能我并没有生病 我也不知道 You know, or maybe I wasn't even that sick, I don't know.
对了 本 我想问你些事 Hey, Ben, I got somethin' I wanted to ask.
请首席执行官这件事你是怎么想的？ What's your whole take on the CEO thing?
我是说 你的经验肯定比我多 I mean, you're more on the inside than I am.
我知道茱儿一直努力为每一个人做对的事... I know Jules is tryin' to do right by everybody,
投资方 公司 the investors, the company.
还有你 You.
她肩上扛着太多的东西 She's got a lot on her shoulders.
压力可想而知 The pressure is unbelievable.
其实我希望这事儿能成 过分吗？ Am I wrong that I want it to happen?
我... 我希望她能如愿以偿 I mean, I want what she wants,
但你看现在成什么样了 but you know what it's like around here.
我们都见不到她几面 也许这样才能解决这个问题 We don't see her enough, and maybe this can fix that.
你指望一个首席执行官能解决家庭问题吗 马特？ The CEO's gonna fix what's going on here, Matt?
不管她做什么决定 我只是... Whatever she decides, I just...
我都想为她好 我希望她能快乐 I want it to be good for her. I want her to be happy.
当然 Of course.
这是她应得的 She deserves that.
是的 这确实是她应得的 Yeah, she does deserve it.
- 你好 艾米 - 嗨 本 - Hi, Amy. - Hey, Ben.
本杰明 如何？ 我在易趣上淘到的 Benjamin, what do you think? I found it on eBay.
你说得对 十分经典 You were right. Total classic.
非常好 孩子 It's awesome, kid.
还有更多 And many more.
昨天还好吗？ So how did it go?
很好 你的孩子很棒 茱儿 Well, you have a great kid, Jules.
她很可爱 She's adorable.
实在是太感谢你了 Thank you so much for doing that.
你对明天的旧金山之旅感到兴奋吗？ So you excited about our trip to San Francisco tomorrow?
- 你没事吧？ - 没事 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
我希望你没有被马特传染到 Oh, I hope you don't have what Matt has.
没有 I don't.
- 你确定？ - 非常确定 - You sure? - Positive.
那是什么？ What's that?
降压片 我每天都会吃 Blood pressure. I take it every day.
- 你确定你没事？ - 我很好 - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah.
你看起来不大对劲 你的脸都红了 You don't look like you. You're all flushed.
要不你去找下那个按摩师菲奥娜吧 Why don't you go see Fiona, the masseuse,
稍微放松一下 and just chill a little.
怎么了？ What's up?
哇 本 你还好吗？ Whoa, Ben, you okay?
你似乎看起来有点不对啊 You seem to be slightly malfunctioning.
贝卡 你觉得他看起来正常吗？ Becky. Does he look right to you?
好了 谢谢你们 我觉得我应该没事 Okay. Thank you. I think we're good here.
还有很多工作要做 一切没问题 Got a lot of work to do. It's all good.
他脸怎么这么红？ Is it his coloring?
天啊 你们都疯了 我真的很好 Oh, my God, you're all nuts. I'm 100%.
能别管了吗 孩子们 大日子 还有很多工作要做 Let's move on, kids. Big day. Lots to do.
好吧 Okay.
本... 如果是我给你的工作... Ben, if I am giving you too much to do...
太多或者工作太辛苦 or working you too hard,
请不要勉强自己和我去旧金山 please do not feel that you have to go with me to San Francisco.
茱儿 我这个年纪经常会觉得累的 Jules, people my age get tired sometimes.
都是这样的 That's all this is.
真的是累了吗？ You're tired?
所以从我进来你都没看过我一眼？ That's why you haven't looked at me once since I came over here?
我正看着你 I'm looking at you.
茱儿 Jules.
- 卡梅伦电话找你 - 好的 - Cameron's on the phone. - Okay.
如果你今晚或晚点还没有好点的话... Like, if you don't feel better tonight or late...
我是说我可以自己去的 好吗？ I'm just saying I can go by myself. Okay?
我是女汉子 我自己能行 I'm a big girl. I'll be fine.
好了 说真的 本 到底怎么了？ Okay, seriously, Ben, what is it?
你知道的 我其实比较敏感 You know, I'm a sensitive man.
别人可能不这么认为 People don't think that about me.
我也不想承认 但我确实是这样 I don't look it, but I am.
在你欣赏的一些男人品质之下... Under all this man stuff that you so admire...
我只是一个敏感脆弱的人 I'm just a big bowl of mush.
我知道 I know that.
好的 Okay.
就这样？ That's it?
这就是你这24个小时不正常的原因？ That's what 24 hours of crazy comes to?
就因为你是个敏感脆弱的人？ That you're a sensitive bowl of mush?
茱儿 Jules.
本 Ben.
茱儿 我们在干嘛呢？ Jules, what are we doing here? We got the day off.
好不容易休息一天 还坐的是头等舱 We're traveling in first-class.
至少应该找点乐子吧 Let's at least have a little fun.
那好吧 Now, that, I can do.
我不相信我说过那个 I can't believe I'm saying that,
但最后一次还是发生了 but that's what happened the last time.
但他没有看到它的到来 But he didn't see it coming.
充满 Full on!
听者 我才不相信 Look, I couldn't believe it.
爸爸 淋浴的目的 Dad, aim for the shower.
如果被卡住了 就... If you get stuck, just...
跟着他们 一起 Catch them. And with that,
婚礼司仪转过来对我说 the wedding planner turns to me and goes,
嘿 你婚戒带了吗 "Hey, do you have the rings?"
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
飞机马上开始降落 as we start our descent,
请确保您的座椅靠背及小桌板 please make sure your seat backs and tray tables
处于正常位置 are in their full, upright positions,
请确认您所有的手提物品是否妥善安置 and all carry-on luggage
在您前面座椅的下方 is stowed under the seat in front of you.
你还好吗？ You Okay?
挺好的 Yeah.
我只是在想 明天我要见的那个人 Just thinking, tomorrow I meet the guy
也许就是我的老板 who may become my boss kinda.
很多人都有老板的 对吧？ I mean, a lot of people have bosses, right?
很多人都会有老板 Most people have bosses.
茱儿 其实很简单 Jules, it's simple.
如果你觉得汤森德能够对你 If you think Townsend is gonna be good for you
对公司有帮助 那就行 那如果不是... and good for the company, then do it. And if not...
对 只是因为我千里迢迢过来... Exactly. Just because I came all the way here...
对 这不能说明什么 Right. Doesn't mean anything.
我同意 I agree.
你认为一小时之前喝了 Do you think I can take a Xanax
赞安诺: 精神用药 常用来治疗恐慌症 也可做安眠药
两杯酒能吃赞安诺吗？ if I had two glasses of wine an hour ago?
是我的话会再等几个小时 Well, I'd wait another couple hours.
我落地前都会做这个 我们现在安全了 It's a thing I do before I land. We're good now.
- 茱儿吗？ - 是的 - Jules? - Yeah.
- 你听到了吗？ - 我听到了 我醒着 - You hear that? - Uh-huh. I hear it. I'm up.
- 你没事吧？ - 这个警铃对明天来说 - Are you okay? - This alarm going off
可不是个好兆头 is not a good omen about this guy.
这是种预示 本 It's a sign, Ben.
噢 我敢确信不是这样的 Oh, I'm pretty sure it's not.
所以你还没有吃赞安诺是吗？ So you haven't taken a Xanax, yet?
你说要我等几个小时的 You told me to wait a few hours.
你出远门也带着自己的睡袍？ You travel with your own robe?
是的 Yeah.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
烟雾报警器是从酒店其中一间房中引起的 a smoke alarm went off in one of the rooms,
但是现在问题已经解决 but the problem has been taken care of.
我们表示十分抱歉 Our sincerest apologies.
好了 100个人却只有2个电梯 Oh, yeah. 100 people, two elevators.
绝对又是个预示 Definitely a sign.
谢谢你送我回来 Well, thanks for escorting me back.
不用谢 Mmm-hmm.
你想看看我房间吗？ You wanna see my room?
噢 不错 Oh, nice.
我是说 你想进来看看吗？ I mean, do you actually wanna come in?
我这有茶壶 我们可以喝杯茶或是... I have a tea kettle. We could have tea or...
我对于明天实在是太紧张了 I'm ridiculously nervous about tomorrow.
你可以躺着 You can lie down.
我知道你累了 我待会坐在椅子上 I know you're tired. I'll sit in the chair.
给你 Here you go.
你不是坐在椅子上吗？ I thought you were gonna sit in a chair?
请别让我去那儿 我也需要躺着 Please let me be here. I need to lie down, too.
我们不用谈工作或是什么的 We don't have to talk about work or anything.
好的 那谈什么呢？ All right. What should we talk about?
婚姻？ Marriage?
能跟我说说你的妻子吗？ Will you tell me about your wife?
她一定很不错 对吗？ She was great, right?
是的 She was.
她叫茉莉 Molly was her name.
是一名中学校长 She was a middle school principal.
非常受人爱戴 Beloved.
太棒了 你们结婚很久了吧？ So perfect. Long marriage?
还不够久 Not long enough.
42年而已 42 years.
哇 那是怎样的体验？ Wow. What was that like?
你知道人们经常说他们要执子之手与子偕老？ You know when people say they wanna grow old together?
- 嗯 - 我们就是这样 - Mmm-hmm. - Well, we did that.
我们在20岁相遇 We met when we were 20.
好吧 那时我20 她19 Well, I was 20. She was 19.
最令人惊讶的是她从未改变过 And what was amazing is, she never really changed.
这是件很难做到的事情 That's a hard thing to pull off.
可她却能轻易操控自己的人生 She handled life like it was easy.
一直如此 Always.
即便人生其实没有那么简单 Even when it wasn't.
天啊 太羡慕了 God, I envy that.
你饿了吗？ Are you hungry?
我们有小熊软糖 巧克力饼干还有品客薯片 We have gummy bears, chocolate chips, Pringles.
是的 我全部拿过来好了 Yup. I'm just gonna bring the whole thing.
你知不知道这些每样都要15美元？ You know those are, like, 15 bucks each?
本杰明 我可是有一家超大的网络公司 Benjamin, I run a very big Internet company.
尽情享用吧 Let's go crazy.
好吧 Okay.
所以... So...
嗯 所以... Yeah, so...
我要跟你说件奇怪的事 I got a weird one for you.
马特出轨了 Matt is cheating on me.
等等 你知道这件事？ Wait a minute. You know about this?
什么意思？ What does that mean?
等等 你也知道这件事？ Wait, you know about this?
我看见他们在一起了 I saw them together.
天啊 什么时候？ Oh, my God, when?
昨天 Yesterday.
很... 很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我只是无意中看见了 但确实是看见了 I mean, it was an accident that I saw them, but I did.
昨天 Yesterday.
他们还在继续 Then it is still going on.
你知道多久了？ How long have you known?
18天左右 For, like, 18 days.
她是佩吉学校同学的母亲 She's a mom at Paige's school.
这对我来说始终难以接受 It's still so hard for me to grasp.
我... 我当时在厨房做三明治 I was in the kitchen making sandwiches,
他手机就放在那 and his phone was there.
他人在楼上陪佩吉 He was upstairs with Paige,
然后这些短信就发来了 and he was getting all these text messages.
我也不知道怎么回事 就打开看了 And I don't know why, but I read them.
感觉很不好 It was not good.
他知道你已经知道了吗？ Does he know you know?
不知道 No.
老实说 我还没有准备好怎么解决这件事 'Cause, honestly, I'm not ready to deal with it.
如果可以的话 我希望自己在不那么惊慌失措的 I would like to be a little less devastated,
状态下来解决 if that is possible.
经典桥段了 对吧？ It's classic, though, isn't it?
事业有成的妻子 The successful wife.
丈夫感觉到自己的男人尊严受到了威胁 The husband feels like his manhood is threatened,
所以他要出轨 so he acts out.
我想他的女朋友才能让他... Girlfriend, I guess...
觉得自己更像个男人 makes him feel more like a man.
有时候我也不知道自己该怎么做 Sometimes I'm not sure I know how to do that.
等等 等等 等等 等一下 等一下 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
你不会把这件事... You're not actually taking the rap...
都怪在了自己头上吧？ for any of this, are you?
不 不 不 No! No, no.
是他做错事了 He is the one doing something wrong.
这点我清楚 I get that.
我不是一夫一妻制的拥护者 Monogam-ish is not what I'm after.
我只是... 我需要点时间... I'm just... I'm taking a sec,
我希望这只是一个可怕的判断失误 and I'm hoping that it's just
而不是找到了真爱 a horrible lapse in judgment and not, like, love.
一旦他度过了这一段 And once he moves through this,
我们就会重归于好 we will eventually be able to be okay again.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think about that?
很显然你觉得不可能 Clearly you don't think that's a possible thing.
- 会很诡异的 - 我知道 - It would be unusual. - I get that.
我知道并不是每个人都做得 I get not everybody could do that,
但是我们和他们不一样 but everybody's not us.
我相信我们可以... I have faith in us
因为我相信他还是爱我的 because I believe he still loves me.
我们在一起经历了很多... And, you know, we've been going through so much that...
天啊 真希望你没有表达得如此直接 God, I wish your expressions weren't so transparent.
有不少夫妇确实挺过了这一关 Some couples do survive these things,
我在网上查了... you know. I Googled it,
"有外遇后依然在一起" "Staying together after the affair."
很多对都这样 我是说有很多对依然在一起 And a lot of couples, I mean, a lot stay together.
不管怎么样 有观点说 And anyway, there is something to be said
可以度过这一关 about moving through it
还有把注意力放在彼此身上而不是外遇这件事上 and focusing on us and not on the affair.
我不想放弃他 I don't wanna give up on him.
我很了解他 他更了解他自己 I know him, and I know he knows better.
但我毕竟是个凡人 But I am only human,
我对他非常生气 and I am so mad at him.
这一切来得太突然 You know, so much has happened to us so fast.
我觉得... 我甚至有那么点预感到会发生这种事 I think part of me was even expecting this.
原来我们刚起步的时候 Like, you know, he was the more successful one
他比我更成功 when we started out.
这我倒不知道 No, I didn't know that.
他更成功 是一颗冉冉升起的新星 Yeah, he was. He was a rising star.
之后他开始主内 这样我才可以一心忙事业 And he bowed out so that I could do this.
他太好了 He was amazing.
这些全是他的主意 It was all his idea.
我觉得我之所以考虑聘个首席执行官 I'm sure that's why I'm even considering
也是因为这件事 this whole CEO thing,
想着也许有人来打理事业 thinking maybe someone else coming in
会让我重回正常的生活轨道 will help me get my life back on track.
好的 行... 行了 我不想显得我是咱俩中 Okay, that's it. I hate to be the feminist here,
更女权的那一个 between the two of us,
但是你根本不用把丈夫外遇 but you should be able to have a huge career
想成是什么报应 and be who you are without having to accept that
你理应事业有成 坚持自我 your husband is having an affair as some kinda payback.
- 对极了 - 我真这么想的 - Right on. - I mean it.
我也是 但是生活就是这样 我的朋友 Me, too. But such is life, my friend.
不是 并不总是如此 No, it isn't. Not always.
而且我也不确定我会这么宽容 And I'm not so sure I'd be so forgiving.
我并不宽容 I am not so forgiving.
我是说我也许会有宽容的可能性 I'm saying that I could potentially be forgiving.
别以为我对发生了什么毫无感觉 But don't think that I don't feel what's going on here.
太伤人了 It's crushing.
当我想到佩吉的时候... And when I think of Paige...
别啊 Oh, don't. Oh...
如果我们离婚的话 他会再婚 Also, if we got divorced, he'd remarry.
可能不是和现在这个 和另一个女人 Maybe not to this girl, but someone.
我们都清楚我不容易再婚 And we both know I'm not easy.
所以我会孤独终老 So I could be, like, single forever,
这意味着... which means that...
别介意 但是这事 Forgive me, but this does keep me up
真让我大晚上都睡不着 in the middle of the night.
什么？ What?
我不想独自入土 That I don't wanna be buried alone.
佩吉会和他丈夫埋在一起 Paige'll be with her husband,
马特和他的新家人在一起 and Matt'll be with his new family,
我要和那些陌生人埋在一块 and I will be buried with strangers.
我会被葬在墓地的陌生人单身狗区 I will buried in the strangers singles section of the cemetery.
这并不是要在一起的理由 Not that, that is a reason to stay together.
但它就像一个可怕的边注栏 But it's just, you know, a scary sidebar.
让我们忘记这个想法 Let's take that one off your plate right now.
你可以和我和茉莉埋在一起 You can be buried with me and Molly.
我们刚好有空间 怎么样？ I happen to have space, okay?
哦 Oh.
太感谢了 这... Thank you so much. That is...
想想我当初还不愿意雇你 And to think I didn't even wanna hire you.
这是我唯一一次没带手帕 The one time I don't have my hanky.
你想... You wanna
看电视吗？ watch TV?
就看一小会儿？ Just for a few minutes?
好的 看吧 Yeah, sure, I would.
即时这次计划中的合并已经... Even though the planned merger has...
# 自然塑造了你 当造化完成 # # Nature patterned you. And when she was done #
# 你成了所有甜美之物 # # You were all the sweet things #
# 集合一体 # # Rolled up in one #
# 你像一首悲伤的旋律 # # You're like a plaintive melody #
# 让我深陷其中 # # That never lets me free #
# 但我心满意足 # # But I'm content #
# 一定是天使送你来到我身边的 # # The angels must have sent you #
# 他们让你我成注定... # # And they meant you just for me #
去机场 Airport, please.
他怎么样？ So did we like him?
他说话很周全 He said all the right things.
他说没有人比我更了解"合身靓衣" He said that no one knows About The Fit like me.
他不想失去公司的灵魂人物 That he doesn't wanna remove the soul of the company.
还说他没有计划 He said that he doesn't have a plan.
想看看我们的工作状态再决定怎么做比较好 He wants to watch us and see what works.
他有礼貌尊重人 也超级聪明 He was polite and respectful and super smart.
就敲定是他了 And I hired him.
认真的吗？ Seriously?
是的 Yeah.
刚刚就决定好了？ You did it right in the room?
他说让我再考虑一个晚上 明天再谈 He told me to sleep on it and that we'd talk tomorrow,
我说不用了就是他了 but I said the job was his.
然后握手成交 We shook hands on it.
以后我们要是意见不同 决定权就在他了？ You know, if we disagree, he's the tiebreaker?
当然 他是首席执行官 Of course. He's the CEO.
是呃 Yeah. Duh.
嗨 Hi.
嘿 Hey!
你身上一股薄荷味 You smell minty.
我刚刚泡了薄荷茶 I just made mint tea.
所以... So...
成了还是没成？ Yes? No?
成了 I did it.
我特别喜欢他 I liked him. A lot. And, uh,
呃... 已经决定让他来了 And, uh... I offered him the job.
哇 真的吗？ Wow. Really?
是的 Yeah.
这样你觉得没问题吗？ And you're okay with it?
是的 Yeah.
我觉得这样对我们俩都好 I think it'll be good for us.
家里有烈酒吗 Do we have any, like, real booze,
伏特加什么的？ like vodka or something?
有的 Yeah.
"对我们俩都好"的意思是... Did "good for us" mean
"合身靓衣"... 还是我们？ About The Fit or us?
是你和我 You and me, us.
我想着如果有人能决定工作上的事 也许... I figure if someone else can call some of the shots at work, then maybe
我们就可以回到一年半之间的状态 we can get back to where we were 18 months ago.
但是他们说你没法把魔鬼放回到瓶子里 They say you can't put a genie back in the bottle,
但是可以一试 不是吗？ but we can try, right?
嘿 Hey!
嗨 等等 你住在这儿？ Hi. Wait, you live here?
是的 在我找到住处之前 本先收留我 Yeah, Ben's been putting me up until I can find a place.
需要我告诉他你来了吗？ Oh, should I let him know that you're here?
没事的 我自己按铃 That's okay. I'll ring.
好的 Okay.
菲欧娜？ Fiona?
茱儿 进来吧 Jules! Come on in.
我正要去公司 I'm just on my way to work.
本就在这儿 Ben's right in here.
你俩聊吧 I'll let you two talk.
- 回见 - 嗯嗯 - See ya. - Mmm-hmm.
嗨 Hi.
哇 Wow.
你和菲欧娜呀？ 谁想得到 You and Fiona, huh? Who knew.
她很棒 She's a great gal.
她昨晚给了我一个惊喜 带了晚饭过来 She surprised me last night. She brought over dinner.
全新体验 It's brand-new.
恭喜你们 我很喜欢她 Congratulations. I love her.
嗯 Yeah.
我今天准备醒得有点早 So I was ready kinda early this morning,
大概凌晨四点就行了 since about 4:00.
马特和佩吉一小时前出发去郊游了 And Matt and Paige left an hour ago for a field trip,
所以我想到可以过来 希望这样没问题 so I thought I'd come by. I hope that's okay.
当然 Yeah.
我就是想说... I just wanted to say
我想了一晚上 I slept on it.
我还没联系汤森德 但是... I haven't called Townsend yet, but
我还是觉得这样做是对的 I still feel like it's the right thing to do.
嗯... Well...
我昨晚没怎么睡好 I didn't sleep so well myself.
因为这事吗？ Over this?
你记得我开车送你去库房的那天吗？ You remember the day I drove you to the warehouse?
你给我指了错误的方向？ You were giving me the wrong directions and all that?
我记得 Yeah. I remember.
对啊 Yeah.
好的 我当时站在后边 Okay, well, I stood in the back,
看着你告诉工人们 and I watched you show the workers
怎么折叠包装衣服 how to fold and box the clothes.
我就明白了"合身靓衣"成功的原因 I knew then that was why ATF was a success.
没有人能像那样 No one else is ever gonna have
为公司奉献 茱儿 that kind of commitment to your company, Jules.
对我来说问题很简单 To me, it's pretty simple.
"合身靓衣"需要你 About The Fit needs you,
恕我直言 and if you don't mind me saying,
你也需要它 you need it.
可能有人会比你更有经验 Someone may come in with more experience than you,
但是他们永远不会了解你所了解的 but they're never gonna know what you know.
我一生中从未拥有过这样的事业 I never had anything like this in my life.
只有小部分人拥有 Not many people do.
这个你创造的恢弘出色 This big, beautiful,
激动人心的事业 exciting thing that you created.
这是一个梦想 不是吗？ It's a dream, isn't it?
现在你要放弃它了 And you're gonna give that up
抱着你丈夫将因此不再出轨的希望？ in the hopes that your husband will stop having an affair?
我觉得这不怎么划得来 I don't see how that adds up.
你应该为自己的成就 You should feel nothing but great
感到自豪才对 about what you've done.
我不愿意看着别人 And I'd hate to see you letanyone
从你手中夺走它 take that away from you.
我想你到这儿来 I guess you came over here
就是想听到这些吧 because you wanted to hear some of this.
是的 Yes.
可能也因为你是我的... And maybe also because you're my...
实习生 Intern.
好吧 我本来想说实习生/忘年交 Well, I was gonna say intern/best friend.
就算我们很可能会埋在一起 But there's no need to get all sentimental about it,
也没必要这么多愁善感吧 eventhough we could potentially be buried together.
没有比这更亲密的了 Can't get closer than that.
往往在这样的时刻你需要有人可以依靠 It's moments like this when you need someone you know you can count on.
谢谢 So thank you.
顺便说一句我很喜欢你家 I like your house so much, by the way.
谢谢 Thanks.
所以？ So...
出发吗？ Shall we?
好的 Okay.
欢迎你俩回来 Welcome back, you two.
茱儿 我有个很棒的东西要给你看 Jules, I have something cool to show you.
你还记得当时你接到了一个客服电话 Do you remember taking a customer service call
一个新娘说她伴娘的裙子是灰的 about a bride whose bridesmaids' dresses showed up in gray,
我们连夜让供应商修改 and we had the vendor remake them overnight
然后空运给她的事吗？ and put them on a plane?
记得 记得 她叫瑞秋 Yeah. Yeah. Rachel.
看看 Check this out.
安托瓦内特丝绸雪纺裙 The silk chiffon Antoinette dress.
她们好美 They look beautiful.
这些是马克·汤森德送的 Oh, and these just arrived from Mark Townsend.
- 给 - 谢谢 - Here. - Thanks.
贝卡？ 给我汤森德的号码 好吗？ Becky? Give me Townsend's number, will you?
好的 Okay.
我是茱儿 This is Jules.
嘿 阿伦佐 怎么了？ Hey, Alonzo, what's up?
嗯 好的 我们需要那么多吗？ Uh-huh. Okay. Do we need that many?
希望我没有来得太晚 I hope I'm not too late.
不要为我这么做 茱儿 求你了 Don't do this for me, Jules. Please?
做你觉得正确的事 Just do what feels right for you.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我想继续运营我的公司 马特 I wanna continue running my company, Matt.
这你得清楚 You gotta know that.
那就继续运营 我不想让你不快乐 Then do it. I don't want you to be unhappy.
我已经不快乐了 I'm already unhappy.
我得告诉你件事 I need to tell you something.
我知道了 I know.
告诉我 是不是快结束了？ Just tell me, is it almost over?
我不知道我还能撑过久... I don't know how much longer I can...
结束了 No, it's over.
我简直无法形容我的抱歉和愧疚 I can't tell you how sorry and ashamed I am.
我以为我可以做到的 I thought I could do it.
我以为我可以做到我对你 I thought I could be the guy
承诺的那个样子 that I told you I was going to be.
然而在途中... And then somewhere along the way...
我觉得我失去你了 I thought I was losing you.
但实际上是我 But it was actually me.
是我迷失了方向 I got lost.
外边的世界太纷乱 It's a confusing world out there,
偶尔把自己的状况搞得一团糟 and who I am got messed up for a minute.
现在我看着你要因为我放弃这一切 And now I'm watching you ready to give all this up for me.
我不会让你这么做的 I will not let that happen.
我爱你 I love you,
你愿意的话 我会做得更好更好 and I will do so much better if you'll let me.
拜托 茱儿 Please, Jules.
让我重回正轨吧 Let me make it right again.
你知道怎样比较好吗？ You know what would be good?
带一块手帕 If you carried a handkerchief.
你打电话给汤森德了吗？ Have you called Townsend yet?
如果我曾经见过不需要老板的人 Because if I've ever met anyone who doesn't need a boss
那一定是你 that was you.
我正准备联系他 I was just about to call him
告诉他我改主意了 and tell him I changed my mind.
我是说 这儿很好 I mean, we're good here.
我们可以做到的 We're gonna make it.
我相信我们可以做到 I'm gonna make sure we make it.
好样的 Good.
贝卡 本在哪儿？ Becky, where's Ben?
不知道 他说他请一天假 I'm not sure. He said he was taking the day off.
菲欧娜 Fiona.
你知道本在哪儿吗？ Do you know where Ben is?
- 不好意思打扰了 - 没事 - I'm so sorry to interrupt. - That's okay. Here.
伸开你的左手 茱儿 Extend your left arm, Jules.
抬起左膝... Left knee up.
深呼吸放松感受内在的平衡 Breathe and relax for inner balance.
- 我做得对吗？ - 差不多吧 - Am I doing it right? - Almost.
有件好事要告诉你 Got something good to tell you.
好啊 结束后告诉我 Great. Tell me when we're done.
深呼吸 茱儿 Breathe deeply, Jules.
就这样 伸手 That's it, out there.
抬起来 This up.