向前冲，.骏马 Onward, Chauncey!
奔向高塔顶端公主的香闺 To the highest room of the tallest tower...
让英俊潇潇的白马王子拯救她 ...where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Charming!
这比“情书”还难看 我超讨厌看晚餐秀 This is worse than ''Love Letters''. l hate dinner theater!
我也是 Me, too.
停，骏马 Whoa there, Chauncey!
英勇无敌的白马王子来也 Hark! The brave Prince Charming approacheth.
别担心，美丽的公主 我将屠杀禁锢你的怪物 Fear not, fair maiden. l shall slay the monster that guards you...
登上国王宝座 ...then take my place as rightful king.
她说什么？ What did she say?
史莱克! lt's Shrek!
史莱克，好耶! Whoo, Shrek, yeah!
又臭又丑的怪物 Prepare, foul beast...
准备接受我雷霆万钧的一击! ...to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar!
祝汝生日快乐，祝汝生日快乐 Happy birthday to thee Happy birthday to thee
你嘛帮帮忙 Do you mind?
你才嘛帮帮忙，超逊的! Do you mind? Boring!
又臭又丑的怪物... Prepare, foul beast...
有一天你们一定会后悔 Someday you'll be sorry.
我们早就后悔来了 We already are!
“白马王子化妆室”
妈咪... Mommy...
“千万不要放弃信念”
没错，我不能自暴自弃下去 You're right. l can't let this happen.
万万不能 l can't!
我才应该是 “远的要命王国”的国王 l am the rightful King of Far Far Away.
我向你保证，母亲 And l promise you this, Mother...
我将夺回我的国王宝座 ...l will restore dignity to my throne.
这一次... And this time,
“史莱克和费欧娜暂代王位”
...没有人能阻挡我 no one will stand in my way.
“远的要命王国”
早安 Good morning.
一大早有口臭 Morning breath.
我知道，你不觉得超香的吗？ l know. lsn't it wonderful?
早安、早安 Good morning, good morning
阳光普照 The sun is shining through
早安、早安，祝你早安 Good morning, good morning To you
还有你!还有你! And you! And you!
小龙驴长得好快哦 They grow up so fast.
长得再快就惨了 Not fast enough.
你们要代理国王和皇后的职务 You'll be filling in for the King and Queen.
你要出席好几场典礼 Several functions require your attendance, sir.
太好了，这就去吧 Great! Let's get started.
快点，懒骨头，该起床了 Come on, lazybones. Time to get moving!
你得去买套睡衣 You need to get a pair ofjammies.
“史莱克三世”
我很困，想睡个回笼觉 I got some sIeep and I needed it
别在我耳朵旁边哇哇叫 Not a Iot, just a IittIe bit
偏偏有人不肯让我睡觉 Someone's aIways trying to keep me from it
真是有够衰 It's a crying shame
杂事一大堆 It's a royaI pain in the neck
我封你为骑士 l knight thee.
你要代理国王，就得像个样子 lf you're filling in for a king, you should look like one.
拜托谁来帮他打扮打扮？ Can somebody come in and work on Shrek?
我尽量想办法 l will see what l can do.
帅哟 Yeah, wow.
非得打扮成这副德行吗？ ls this really necessary?
当然了，费欧娜 Quite necessary, Fiona.
我是史莱克，猪头 差不多啦 - l'm Shrek, you twit. - Whatever.
这不是排演，大家各就各位 This isn't a rehearsal, peoples. Let's see some hustle!
微笑，大伙儿，微笑 Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
我不知道我还能撑多久 l don't know how much longer l can keep this up.
对不起，请你再忍耐一阵子 l'm sorry, but can you just try to grin and bear it?
直到父王病情好转 lt's just until Dad gets better.
史莱克？ 干嘛？ Shrek?
你超帅的 You look handsome.
过来 Come here, you.
我的屁屁痒得要命 偏偏抓不到 My butt is itching up a storm and l can't reach it in this monkey suit.
喂，过来，你叫什么？ Hey, you! Come here. What's your name?
毛毛手，驸马爷 Fiddlesworth, sir.
太好了 Perfect.
各位先生女士 Ladies and gentlemen...
费欧娜公主和史莱克亲王 ...Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
爽啊，抓到痒处了 Ahh! You've got it.
左边一点 A little to the left.
就是那里，好舒服哦 That's it! That's good.
超爽的，用力抓，这就对了 Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing! You're on it.
史莱克! Shrek!
我的眼睛! My eye!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
费欧娜! Fiona!
你没事吧 我没事 - Are you okay? - Yeah. l'm fine.
串烤虾，我的最爱 Shrimp! My favorite!
够了，咱们走 冷静点 - That's it! We're leaving! - Calm down.
冷静？我们想骗谁呀？ 我是个妖怪耶 Calm down? Who do you think we're kidding? l am an ogre.
我当不了国王，永远都当不了 l'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and l never will be.
事情挺顺利的 l think that went well.
驴子! Donkey!
别这样嘛，史莱克 Come on, Shrek!
有些人就是不懂得分寸 Some people just don't understand boundaries.
想想看，过两天咱们就能回家 Just think. A couple more days and we'll be back home...
长满霉菌和害虫的小木屋 ...in our vermin-filled shack strewn with fungus...
从来不打扫，臭得要命 ...and filled with the stench of mud and neglect.
你“害”我超想家的 You had me at ''vermin-filled''.
也许还会有小小的脚印哦 And, um... maybe even the pitter-patter of little feet on the floor.
没错，房子里老鼠一大堆 That's right, the swamp rats will be spawning.
不是啦 Uh, no.
我说的是比老鼠大一点的东西 What l'm thinking of is a little bigger than a swamp rat.
驴子吗？ Donkey?
不是啦，史莱克，假设说... No, Shrek. What if, theoretically...
...他们是小妖怪呢？ ...they were little ogre feet?
亲爱的，咱们要想清楚 Honey, let's be rational about this.
你最近看过小宝宝吗？ Have you seen a baby lately?
他们只会吃奶拉屎和狂哭 They just eat and poop, and they cry...
然后又哭又拉，拉完又哭 ...then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry.
想像一堆史宝宝 Now, imagine an ogre baby.
他们哭得更大声，拉得更大坨 They extra-cry and they extra-poop.
你不想拥有自己的家庭吗？ Shrek, don't you ever think about having a family?
现在你就是我的家庭 Right now, you're my family.
最好是有人快死了 Somebody better be dying.
我快死了 l'm dying.
哈洛？ Harold?
莉雅，别忘了付园丁钱 Don't forget to pay the gardener, Lillian.
放心，亲爱的 Of course, darling.
费欧娜 Fiona.
是的，爸爸？ Yes, Daddy?
我知道我对你做了不少错事 l know l made many mistakes with you.
没关系啦 lt's okay.
你对史莱克的真爱 But your love for Shrek has...
教了我很多 ...taught me much.
亲爱的孩子 My dear boy...
我很骄傲能叫你儿子 ...l am proud to call you my son.
我也很骄傲能叫你我的青蛙... And l'm proud to call you my frog...
国王老丈人 ...King dad-in-law.
我们要好好商量国家大事 Now there is a matter of business to attend to.
青蛙国王...他驾崩了 The Frog King... is dead.
把帽子戴回去 Put your hat back on, fool.
史莱克 Shrek...
过来一点 ...please come hither.
是的，爸？ Yeah, Dad?
这个王国需要新的国王 This kingdom needs a new king.
你和费欧娜是王位继承人 You and Fiona are next in line for the throne.
王位继承人？ 瞧，难怪大家这么爱你 Next in line. You see, Dad, that's why people love you.
你死到临头了还会说冷笑话 Even on your deathbed, you're still making jokes.
拜托，妖怪当国王？ Come on, Dad. An ogre as king?
这不是个好主意 That's not such a good idea.
一定有别的继承人，谁都好! There must be somebody else. Anybody!
除了你以外，还有一个继承人 Aside from you, there is only one remaining heir.
真的假的？什么人？ Really? Who is he, Dad?
他的名字叫... His name is...
他叫... ...is...
他叫什么名字？ What's his name?
他叫... ...is...
爸爸! Daddy!
他的名字叫亚瑟 His name is Arthur.
亚瑟？ Arthur?
我知道你会做出... l know you'll do...
...正确的决定 ...what's right.
哈洛？ Harold?
爸？爸! Dad? Dad!
爸？ Dad?
你可以脱帽子了 Do your thing, man.
当你少年轻狂 when you were young and your heart
胆大妄为 was an open book
总是说“人生得意须尽欢” You used to say Iive and Iet Iive
说得好...说得好...说得好... You know you did, you know you did You know you did
当世局改变、悲剧发生 But if this ever changing worId In which we Iive in
让你自暴自弃、痛哭失声 Makes you give in and cry
“耐疾鞋盒”
就要说“管它的去死” Say Iive and Iet die
管它的去死 Live and Iet die
“不欢乐优惠时段”
女人呀女人 Hey, Iady You, Iady
人生不如意 Cursing at your Iife
家庭不幸福 You're a discontented mother
小孩超顽皮 And a regimented wife
一个王子要做什么才有酒喝？ What does a prince have to do to get a drink here?
美宝 Ah, Mabel!
你水当当 怎么会是灰姑娘的丑姐姐 Why they call you an ugly stepsister, l'll never know.
多丽呢？休假吗？ Where's Doris? Taking the night off?
她不受欢迎，你也一样 She's not welcome here, and neither are you.
白马王子，你要什么？ What do you want, Charming?
没什么，只要一个赎罪的机会 Not much. Just a chance at redemption.
和一杯禁果调酒 And a Fuzzy Navel.
我请朋友们喝一杯禁果 And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!
我们不是你的朋友 We're not your friends.
你不该来这里 You don't belong here.
没错，谁要待在这种烂地方？ You're absolutely right, but, l mean, do any of us?
用你的铁勾让他破相 Do a number on his face.
等一下，我们其实是同一种人 Wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think.
黑心皇后 七矮人救了白雪公主有啥下场？ Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White, and what happened?
关你什么事？ Oh, what's it to you?
他们把你放逐到这种鬼地方 They left you the unfairest of them all.
害你要靠打撞球讨口饭吃 Now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal.
你有什么感觉？ How does that feel?
超不公平的 Pretty unfair.
还有你 And you!
你的当红小木偶落跑去找生父 Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father.
我恨死那个一二三木头人 l hate that little wooden puppet.
虎克船长 And Hook.
我还用多说吗？ Need l say more?
还有你，失灵小矮人 精灵小矮人 - And you, Frumpypigskin! - Rumpelstiltskin.
你这么精灵，还是被女人骗 Where's that firstborn you were promised?
美宝，记得你的大脚怎么塞... Mabel. Remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot...
...也塞不进玻璃鞋吗？ ...into that tiny glass slipper?
灰姑娘正在“远的要命王国” Cinderella is in Far Far Away right now...
吃香喝辣，玩得不亦乐乎 每个童话故事人物... ...eating bonbons, cavorting with every last fairy tale creature...
...都把你们害惨 ...that has ever done you wrong!
很久以前 有人决定我们是失败者 Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers.
但是故事一定有两个版本 But there are two sides to every story...
没有人说出我们的版本 ...and our side has not been told!
谁要加入我？ 讨回公道出头天？ So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once?
谁想从此... Who wants their...
...过着幸福快乐的日子？ ...''happily ever after''?
这里啦，大伙儿 This way, gents.
我也不想离开，小妞 但是这是我命运中的宿命 lt's out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny.
我不会忘记你，你是我的最爱 But l will never forget you. You are the love of my life.
你也是 As are you.
还有你 And, uh, you.
我不认识你，不过我很想 l don't know you, but l'd like to.
我得闪了 l got to go!
我也不想离开你，小龙女 l don't wanna leave you either.
不过史莱克没有我肯定会搞砸了 But you know how Shrek is. The dude's lost without me.
放心，我每天都会给你 一个飞吻 But don't worry. l'll send you airmail kisses every day!
孩子们，坚强点 Be strong, babies.
可可、花生，乖乖听妈妈的话 Coco, Peanut, listen to your mama.
香蕉，不准在妹妹头上 烤棉花糖 Bananas, no roasting marshmallows on your sister's head.
这才是我的好儿子 That's my special boy!
都给我过来，给爸爸抱一下 Come here, all of you! Give your daddy a big hug!
史莱克？ Shrek?
也许你该留下来当国王 Maybe you should just stay and be King.
拜托，我才不会治理国家咧 Come on. There's no way l could run a kingdom.
你的表弟才是完美的人选 That's why your cousin Arthur is a perfect choice.
不是这样啦，听我说... lt's not that. You see...
他敢不听话 我会讲道理说服他 And if he gives me trouble, l always have persuasion and reason.
这拳头说服他... 这拳头讲道理 Here's persuasion... and here's reason.
费欧娜 Fiona...
我很快就会回来 咱们一起... ...soon it's just going to be you, me...
...回沼泽 ...and our swamp.
不会只有你和我... lt's not going to be just you and me.
上船啰! All aboard!
我保证，只有你和我 lt will be. l promise.
我爱你 l love you.
“我们爱你，爸爸”
好可爱哦 That's lovely.
拜了，孩子们 Bye-bye, babies!
史莱克 干嘛？ Shrek!
等一下 什么事？ - Wait! - What is it?
我...我... l'm... l'm...
我也爱你 l love you, too, honey!
不是啦，我说我... No! l said l'm...
你说什么？ You're what?
我说我怀孕了 l said l'm pregnant!
你说什么？ What was that?
你要当爸爸了 You're going to be a father!
太好了 That's great!
真的吗？我好高兴哦 Really? l'm glad you think so!
我爱你 l love you!
是啊 Yeah!
我也是，我爱你 Me, too! You!
我要当叔叔了，我要当叔叔了 l'm going to be an uncle! l'm going to be an uncle!
我的好麻吉，你这下完了 And you, my friend, are royally...
回家啰 Home.
史莱克! Shrek!
费欧娜! Fiona!
费欧娜？ Fiona?
噢，惨了 Oh, no.
我总是说吐出来最好 Better out than in, l always say.
不，不要哭 No, no, no!
没事，没事了 lt's okay. lt's gonna be all right.
住手，喂，等一下 Stop! Hey, wait!
驴子，驴子! Donkey. Donkey!
醒醒! Wake up!
爸爸! Dada!
史莱克，你没事吧？ Shrek! Are you okay?
我不敢相信我要当爸爸 这是怎么发生的？ l can't believe l'm going to be a father. How did this happen?
让我解释 当一个男人对女人有感觉 Allow me to explain. When a man has feelings for a woman...
全身就会欲火焚身 ...a powerful urge sweeps over him.
我知道是怎么发生的啦 l know how it happened.
我只是不敢相信 l just can't believe it.
到底是怎么发生的？ How does it happen?
摇篮中小宝宝咬着银汤匙出生 And the cat's in the cradIe and the siIver spoon
月亮上的男人和小小兰宝宝 LittIe Boy BIue and the Man in the Moon
我不知道你几时要回家 when you coming home, son? I don't know when
不过我们会在一起，老爸 But we'II get together then, Dad.
驴子，拜托唱首... Donkey! Can you just cut to the part
...让我开心的歌 where you're supposed to make me feel better?
你也知道我喜欢费欧娜 You know l love Fiona, boss. Right?
不过你和我不如开着这艘船 What l am talking about is you, me, my cousin's boat...
一边喝冰凉的古巴调酒 一边花两个礼拜钓鱼 ...an ice cold pitcher of mojitos and two weeks of nothing but fishing.
别听他的鬼话 Don't listen to him!
生小孩不会毁了你的生活 Having a baby isn't going to ruin your life.
我不怕毁了自己 我怕害了小孩 lt's not my life l'm worried about ruining, it's the kid's.
你几时听过“妖怪是好爸爸” When have you ever heard the phrase ''as sweet as an ogre''...
或是“爱小孩的妖怪” ...or ''as nurturing as an ogre''...
还有“我爱我爸 他是个妖怪” ...or ''You'll love my dad. He's a real ogre.''
好啦，我明白了 Okay. l get it.
养小孩不容易 不过咱们会帮你 lt's not going to be easy. But you got us to help you.
那也对 That's true.
我完蛋了 l'm doomed.
你不会有事的 You'll be fine.
你完了 You're finished.
你的旅程完成了 Uh, with yourjourney.
“乌斯特郡”
乌龙叉烧面郡，听起来好好吃 ''Wor-ces-ters-shiree''? Now that sounds fancy!
是乌斯特啦 lt's Worcestershire.
乌斯特牛排酱？ Like the sauce?
辣得带劲儿 lt's spicy!
他们一定在欢迎我们 They must be expecting us.
这是什么乌龙地方？ What in the shista-shire kind of place is this?
我的肚子痛，手心冒汗 这一定是高中 Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school.
高中？ High school?
预备，开始 Ready? Okay!
汝等须得第一名 Wherefore art thou headed, to the top?
噢耶，噢耶 汝等同心协力、势不可挡 Yeah, we think so, we think so! And dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped?
出国比赛得冠军 Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!
放公缰绳，帕西维同学 All right, Mr. Percival, ease up on the reins.
“学生驾驶”
哥儿们，别哈完我的草药 For lo, bro, don't burn all my frankincense and myrrh.
我想到高中被偷拉内裤就惊惊 l'm feeling nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies!
你不穿内裤怎么会被整咧？ How did you receive wedgies when you are clearly not the wearer of underpants?
有些事还是不说比较好 Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.
我说：我情愿得绝症 也不跟你约会 So l was all like, ''l'd rather get the black plague than go out with you.''
呛得好 呛翻天 - Oh, totally. - Pardon me.
是啊 超呛的 - Totally ew-eth. - Yeah, totally.
我把游戏人物的能力升等 l just altered my character level to +3 superb-ability.
我们在找一个叫... Hi. We're looking for someone named...
哪个逊脚召唤这怪物 和四足兽？ Who rolled a +9 dork spell and summoned the beast and his quadruped?
我知道在学校没人理你们 不过我要找亚瑟 l know you're busy not fitting in, but can you tell me where l can find Arthur?
他在那里 He's over there.
没有比胜利更过瘾的感觉 There is no sweeter taste on thy tongue than victory!
强壮英俊，领导者的长相 Strong, handsome, face of a leader.
亚瑟一看就是当国王的料 Does Arthur look like a king or what?
对不起 Sorry.
你说你在找亚瑟？ Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
这是不能乱说的机密 That information is on a need-to-know basis.
最高机密 lt's top secret!
各位，走吧，洗澡去吧 Now, gentlemen, let's away. To the showers!
你好，陛下 Greetings, Your Majesty.
今天算你走运 This is your lucky day.
你是什么东东？ What are you supposed to be?
基因突变的小精灵吗？ Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun or something?
大精灵才对，你真会说笑话 Giant mutant... You made a funny.
放开我，怪物 Unhand me, monster!
别哇哇叫，亚瑟 Stop squirming, Arthur.
我不是亚瑟 l'm not Arthur.
我是兰斯洛 l am Lancelot.
那个呆瓜才是亚瑟 That dork over there is Arthur.
这真的超尴尬的 This is, like, totally embarrassing...
不过蒂芬妮觉得你丑得很可爱 ...but Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly.
她想请你邀她参加毕业舞会 She thought perchance thou would ask her to the Homecoming Dance.
什么？ Excuse me?
她是怪丫 超哈大学生和怪物 Like, whatever. She's into college guys and mythical creatures.
亚瑟 Oh, Arthur...
不管你在哪里，快出来 ...come out, come out, wherever you are!
你们给我滚出来!臭小子! You better run, you little punk no-goodniks!
“我最驴”
我现在已经不是最驴的驴子了 The days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers are over!
“学校集会”
站住 Hold it.
我们来参加吉祥物竞赛 We're here for the mascot contest.
我们也是来参加吉祥物竞赛 We're here for the mascot contest, too.
这是面具吗？ This is a costume?
花了整晚做的 Worked on it all night long.
看起来像是真的 Looks pretty real to me.
是真的我能这样吗？ lf he were real, could l do this?
或是这样？ Or this?
如果是真的，我会痛到不行 lf it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful.
再看我的 够了，你们 - Now watch this! - That's quite enough, boys.
多谢马屁教授的演讲 Thank you to Professor Primbottom and his lecture...
“大家要向草药说不” ...on ''just say nay''.
我就不多说了，大家热烈欢迎 And now, without further ado, let's give a warm Worcestershire hoozah...
乌斯特高中吉祥物比赛 冠军是... ...to the winner of our mascot contest, the...
...妖怪？ ...ogre?
没错，我是全新的吉祥物 That's right. l'm the new mascot.
让我们一起打败其它的对手... So let's really try and beat the other guys at...
...不管在比赛什么 ...whatever it is they're doing!
这有点违反传统 This is all a bit unorthodox...
亚瑟到底在哪里？ Where can l find Arthur Pendragon?
等一下 Hey, wait...
活该 Classic.
你应该好好反省反省 You should be ashamed of yourself!
不是我，是他们 l didn't do it. They did.
不要把我吃掉 Please don't eat me.
吃掉他...吃掉他... Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!
我不是来吃他的啦 l'm not here to eat him!
打包你的牙刷和睡衣 Time to pack up your toothbrush and jammies.
你是“远的要命王国” 的新国王 You're the new King of Far Far Away.
什么？ What?
亚逊是国王？ 应该是呆瓜镇镇长吧 Artie a king? More like the Mayor of Loserville!
哈哈 Burn.
你是说真的吗？ ls this for real?
当然啰 走吧，你得治理一个王国 Absolutely. Clean out your locker, kid. You have a kingdom to run.
等等，我是唯一继承人？ So, wait...l'm really the only heir?
独一无二 The one and only.
等我一下 Give me a second.
各位同学 My good people...
这是很好的一课 ...there's a lesson here for all of us.
下次你们把同学的头塞进夜壶 停下来想想 Next time you're about to dunk a kid's head in a chamber pot, stop and think,
也许他也有感觉 ''Hey, maybe this guy has feelings.
也许应该对他好一点 Maybe l should cut him some slack.
因为也许...搞不好... 'Cause maybe... just maybe...
也许逊脚有一天也会变成国王 ...this guy's gonna turn out to be, l don't know, a king?
第一条诏令就是 放逐欺负他的学生 Maybe his first royal decree will be to banish everyone who ever picked on him.''
我是说你们，长枪队 l'm looking at you, jousting team!
小关 And Guin? Oh, Guin.
我一直很喜欢你 l've always loved you.
同学们，我很同情你们 Good friends, it breaks my heart, but...
不过我要去统治自由世界了 ...enjoy your stay here in prison while l rule the free world!
够了，别太嚣张 Okay, let's not overdo it.
我要用摇滚乐打造我的王国 l'm building my city, people... on rock 'n' roll!
你真的太超过了 You just overdid it.
看看你 Look at you!
你超美的 You look darling.
超可爱，看看她 Just precious. Look at her.
你有没有害喜，特别嘴馋？ Any cravings since you got pregnant?
一点也没有呀 No. Not at all.
你们闻到火腿香味吗？ Do you smell ham?
该送礼物了 lt's present time!
先拆我的礼物，就在前面 Fiona, please open mine first. lt's the one in front.
“恭喜你要生一堆淘气鬼” ''Congratulations on your new mess mak...'' Oh, mess maker!
“希望这能帮到忙 爱你的灰姑娘” ''Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella.''
你们看 那是什么？ - Look at that! - What is it?
用来捡大便的东西呀 lt's for the poopies.
什么？小宝宝也会大便？ Wait... babies poop?
大家都会大便，白雪公主 Everyone poops, Beauty.
费欧娜 Fiona!
我们也奏钱送你礼物 We all chipped in for a little present, too.
嗒- 哒! Ta-da!
宝宝一定喜欢，因为我超爱的 You know the baby will love it, because l do!
你们真贴心，谢了 Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you.
这礼物是谁送的？ Who's this one from?
我最爱你，礼物最大包 l got you the biggest one, because l love you most.
“超好用的，白雪公主” ''Have one on me. Love, Snow White.''
这是什么？ What is it?
他是居家保姆 He's a live-in babysitter.
小宝宝呢？ Where's the baby?
你真好心，不过我不能接受 You're too kind, Snow, but l can't accept this.
小意思啦，我家里还有六个呢 lt's nothing. l have six more at home.
他负责做什么？ 打扫 - What does he do? - Cleaning.
喂奶 帮小宝宝打嗝 - Feeding. - Burping.
那我跟史莱克要做什么？ So, what are Shrek and l supposed to do?
拯救你们的婚姻呀 Work on your marriage.
谢了，长发公主 我们的婚姻很好 Thanks, Rapunzel. What's that supposed to mean?
拜托，你也知道会怎么样 Come on now, Fiona. You know what happens.
带小孩会累得半死 You're tired all the time.
开始变成欧巴桑 You start letting yourself go.
还有妊娠纹 Stretch marks.
跟浪漫说再见吧 Say goodbye to romance.
我问一下哦，你们有小孩吗？ l'm sorry, but how many of you have kids?
她说的对 She's right!
小宝宝只会坚定他们的爱情 A baby will only strengthen the love Shrek and Fiona have.
你说了史莱克有什么反应？ How did Shrek react when you told him?
他知道以后就说... When he first found out, Shrek said...
向前冲吧，朋友们 迎向我们幸福快乐的日子 Onward, my new friends! To our happily ever afters!
现在...开始轰炸 Now... bombs away!
这可不是彼得潘吗？ Well, well, well. lf it isn't Peter Pan.
他不叫彼得 - His name's not Peter.
闭嘴，温蒂 - Shut it, Wendy.
“鞋店”
“夜店”
“独眼夫人”
停止烧杀掳掠，向城堡进攻 Enough pillaging! To the castle!
你快走，小心肚里的宝宝 You go! Take care of the baby!
大家冷静!我们死定了! Everybody stay calm! We're going to die!
快进去，快点 Everyone in! Now!
加油，狠一点 Come on! Put some back into it!
没时间了，快走吧 We don't have time. Now go!
大家快点 Quickly, ladies!
我们会尽量拖延时间 We'll hold them off as long as we can!
史莱克和费欧娜呢？ Where are Shrek and Fiona?
没听过这名字耶 The name doesn't ring a bell.
没听过 No bell.
你们最好乖乖合作 l suggest you freaks cooperate...
我是“远的要命王国”新国王 ...with the new King of Far Far Away!
你是“蠢的要命王国”的国王 The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of the Stupids!
虎克! - Hook! - Right!
听话，小饼干 Avast, ye cookie.
快招吧 Start talking.
小姜姜 爸爸 - Gingy! - Papa!
大家安静 Settle down now.
我们骑着棒棒糖... On the good ship LoIIipop
...一路飞到糖果店... It's a sweet trip to the candy shop
你! You!
你不能说谎! You can't lie.
告诉我，史莱克在哪里？ So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek?
我不知道他不在哪里 Well... l don't know where he's not.
你不知道史莱克在哪里？ You don't know where Shrek is?
假如我说... lt wouldn't be inaccurate to assume...
...我不确定他在哪里 这么说的话其实不算正确 ...that l couldn't exactly not say that is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
那你知道他在哪里啰 So you do know where he is!
正好相反 我也有可能... On the contrary, l'm possibly more or less
...拒绝透露他的行踪 not definitely rejecting the idea
不过其实我也说不准... that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty...
够了! Stop it!
...我不知道他不应该在哪里 ...l do not know where he shouldn't be.
如果他是真的不在那里 lf that indeed wasn't where he isn't.
就算他不在 我知道他在的地方... Even if he wasn't not where l knew he was, it could mean...
...我们骑着棒棒糖... On the good ship LoIIipop
够了，史莱克去找 下一个继承人 Enough! Shrek went off to bring back the next heir!
他要带回下一个继承人？ He's bringing back the next heir?
不是啦! No!
虎克，去解决这个新国王 遵命 Hook! Get rid of this new ''King''.
不过要活捉史莱克 But bring Shrek to me.
我对他有特别的安排 l have something special in mind for him.
他才不会上你的当 He'll never fall for your tricks!
真是的 Oh, boy.
我不敢相信，我是国王？ l can't believe it. Me, a king?
我知道我是王室，不过... l knew l came from royalty, but...
...我以为大家都忘了我 ...l figured everyone forgot about me.
并没有，你被国王亲自点名 Oh, no. ln fact the King asked for you personally.
真的假的？ Really? Wow.
我知道当国王并不好玩 But l know it's not all fun and games.
其实真的很好玩 lt really is all fun and games, actually.
你偶尔册封骑士 举行交船典礼 Sure, you have to knight a few heroes, launch a ship or two.
对了，用酒瓶击船别太用力 By the way, make sure you hit the boat just right with the bottle.
连白痴都会用酒瓶击船 Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.
我听说比看起来得难很多 Well, l've heard it's harder than it looks.
这真是棒呆了 This is going to be huge.
派对、公主 城堡、公主 Parties, princesses, castles. Princesses.
你会过着奢华的生活 You'll be living in the lap of luxury.
顶级厨师随时等你点菜 The finest chefs will wait for your order.
幸好你有御用试吃官 And fortunately, you'll have the royal food tasters.
他们都做些什么？ What do they do?
试吃国王要吃的东西 确定食物没有下毒 Taste the food before the King eats, to make sure it's not poisoned.
下毒？ 或是味道太咸 - Poisoned? - Or too salty.
安啦，皇家侍卫会保护你 皇家侍卫？ Don't worry. Your bodyguards will keep you safe.
只要一声令下 All of them willing at a moment's notice
他们都愿意替你牺牲生命 to lay down their lives out of devotion to you.
真的吗？ Really?
全国人民都仰赖你的睿智领导 The whole kingdom will look to you for wisdom and guidance.
确定他们不会死于饥荒 Make sure they don't die of famine!
或是黑死病 黑死病超可怕 - Or plague. - Plague is bad.
咳嗽、呻吟、全身长浓疮 The coughing, the groaning, the festering sores.
全身长浓疮，你真会开玩笑 Festering sores! You are one funny kitty cat.
我说了什么？ What did l say?
别让亚逊被吓到 We don't want Artie getting the wrong idea.
亚逊？ Artie?
这下我惨了 There goes my hip!
亚逊，你要去哪儿？ Artie! What are you doing?
你说呢？ What does it look like?!
这可由不得你 This really isn't up to you.
我一点都不会当国王 l don't know anything about being king!
你要一边当一边学 You'll learn on the job!
抱歉，我要回去 Sorry, but l'm going back.
回去学校？当个窝囊废？ Back to what? Being a loser?
看你干的好事 Now look what you did!
我？大只佬，明明是你在掌舵 Look what l did? Who's holding the wheel, chief?
史莱克! Shrek!
陆地! Land ho!
蓬毛超丑的 How humiliating.
干得好，国王陛下 Oh, nice going, Your Highness.
我又变成了国王陛下？ 不是窝囊废吗？ Now it's ''Your Highness''? What happened to ''loser''?
你想临阵脱逃没这么简单 lf you think this is getting you out of anything, it isn't.
不管怎样都要回远的要命王国 We're heading back to Far Far Away one way or another...
你也要当爸爸 ...and you're going to be a father!
什么？ What?
你刚才说爸爸 You just said ''father''.
国王，你要当国王 King! You're going to be king!
我要当国王，才怪呢 ''You're going to be king!'' Yeah, right.
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
离你越远越好 Far Far Away... from you!
给我回来，臭小子 Get back here, young man!
老大，我看他不会回来 Boss? l don't think he's coming back.
也许这样最好，他没有那个料 Maybe it's for the best. He's not exactly king material.
你几时打算跟他说 你才该当国王 When did you plan to tell him you were supposed to be king?
拜托，我干嘛跟他说？ Come on. Why would l do that?
他当国王比我强十倍 Besides, he'll be ten times better at it than me.
你想说服他就得改变策略 Then change your tactics if you want to get anywhere with him.
你说的对，驴子 You're right, Donkey.
用这玩意如何？ What about this?
史莱克! 拜托，开个玩笑嘛 - Shrek! - Come on. lt's just a joke.
不过咧... Still...
听好，亚逊 Listen, Artie.
你觉得这一点都不酷，我很明白 lf you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, l feel you, dude.
我也不想整你或是跟你呛声 l'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof.
Yo，我只想告诉你 But what l am screamin' is, yo...
你够胆就试试看 ...check out this kazing thazing, bazaby!
要是不爽我对你说谎 lf it doesn't groove, or what l'm saying
那就说去你的，然后闪人 ain't straight trippin', say, ''Oh, no, you didn't!
顺便叫我去死 You're getting on my last nerve.''
我会明白啦，不会脸上挂不住 And then l'll know it's... l'll know it's wack!
救命啊 Help!
我被一个想跟我交心 的怪物绑架 l've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!
亚逊，等一下 救人呀，有人吗？ - Artie, wait. - Come on! Help! Hello?
你们好，宇宙的新新人类 Greetings, cosmic children of the universe.
欢迎光临我的宁静世界 Welcome to my serenity circle.
把负面情绪丢在正面磁场外面 Please leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
现在请向前... Now prepare to...
早就知道要买保固 l knew l should have got that warranty!
梅林老师？ Mr. Merlin?
你认识他？ You know this guy?
他曾是学校的魔法老师 后来他的精神崩溃 Yeah. He was the school magic teacher, until he had his nervous breakdown.
其实我只是犯了三级倦怠症 Technically, l was merely a victim of a level 3 fatigue.
我的心理医生和校方 At the request of my therapist,
要求我提早退休，住在大自然 and the school authorities, l retired to the tranquility of nature
发掘我的神圣使命 to discover my divine purpose.
谁想吃点零食或喝杯饮料？ Can l interest anyone in a snack or beverage?
不了 Uh, no.
你们不想试试我的爆石花吗？ Sure you don't want to try my Rock Au Gratin?
天然的尚好哦 lt's organic.
谢了，我才刚吃了一块大石排 Thanks. l ate a boulder on the way in.
我们要到远的要命王国 We need directions to Far Far Away.
我们？谁说我要跟你去的？ ''We''? Who said l was going with you?
我说的，大家都要靠你 别想要落跑 l did. People are counting on you, so don't try to weasel out of it.
当国王这么棒，不如你去当 lf the job's so great, you do it.
给我听清楚，我不想当好人了 Understand this, kid. No more Mr. Nice Guy from here on out.
你一直在当好人吗？ That was your Mr. Nice Guy?
对，我会很想念他 Yeah, and l'm going to miss him.
你不如去吓村民，放过我吧 Why don't you go terrorize a village and leave me alone!
你在取笑妖怪吗？ 你不去的话... Was that a crack about ogres? You get your royal highness to Far Far Away...
...我就一脚把你踢去 我应该往哪个方向踢？ ...before l kick it there! Now, which way am l kicking?
我可以告诉你 l could tell you, but since you're
不过你陷入自我毁灭的愤怒 in the midst of a self-destructive rage spiral,
这么做会受到报应 it would be karmically irresponsible.
自我毁灭？你到底帮不帮忙？ Self-destructive...? Are you going to help us or not?
当然帮忙 Most definitely, but only after you
不过你得先进行心灵之旅 take the journey to your soul!
我才不要 l don't think so.
不然你就得接受尖叫治疗 lt's either that or primal scream therapy.
好吧，心灵之旅 All right. Journey to the soul.
大家看着真理火焰 Now, all of you, look into the Fire of Truth
告诉我看到什么 and tell me what you see.
要玩大家猜一猜哦 Ooh, charades!
我看到巧克力肉桂蛋糕 Okay, l see a Dutch fudge torte with cinnamon swirls!
怪物，你说吧 Okay, monster... go for it.
我看到一匹彩虹色小马 l see a rainbow pony.
非常好，轮到这位小朋友 Excellent work! Now the boy.
逊毙了 This is lame.
你才逊毙了，快说吧 You're lame! Now just go for it.
好啦 Okay.
鸟巢里有一只小鸟和他的爸爸 There's a baby bird and a father bird sitting in a nest.
很好，继续说 Yes! Stay with it!
爸爸飞走了 他为什么要丢下小鸟？ The dad just flew away. Why did he leave the little bird all alone?
小鸟想飞，可是他不会飞 lt's trying to fly, but it doesn't know how to.
他会跌下来 lt's going to fall!
你有很严重的心结，病得不轻 Proper head case you are. Really messed up.
我明白了，我是小鸟 我爸抛弃我又怎样？ Okay, l get it. The bird's me. My dad left. So what?
听好，亚逊... Look, Artie, um...
我只想帮你们营造气氛 Just thought l'd help set the mood...
好让你们敞开心房聊一聊 ...for your big heart-to-heart chat.
我知道心理没有准备的感觉 l know what it's like to not feel ready for something.
就连大妖怪也会害怕 Even ogres get scared.
不过呢...偶尔而已 You know... once in a while.
你要我当国王，不过我办不到 l know you want me to be king, but l can't.
我不是那块料，永远都不是 l'm not cut out for it, and l never will be.
就连我爸都懒得理我 Even my own dad knew l wasn't worth the trouble.
他把我送进学校就落跑 He dumped me at that school first chance he got...
再也没有他的消息 ...and l never heard from him again.
我爸也不是个好爸爸 My dad wasn't really the fatherly type, either.
总比我爸好吧 l doubt he was worse than mine.
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
我爸是妖怪，他想把我吃掉 My father was an ogre. He tried to eat me.
我猜我早就该猜到 l guess l should have realized it.
他都用烤肉酱替我洗澡 把我当猪公嘴里塞一个苹果 He bathed me in barbecue sauce and put me to bed with an apple in my mouth.
我猜是挺惨的 l guess that's pretty bad.
你也许很难相信 lt may be hard to believe,
虽然我又有魅力又这么帅 what, with my obvious charm and good looks,
大家以前都觉得我是个怪物 but people used to think l was a monster.
一直以来我也相信他们 And for a long time, l believed them.
但是过一阵子 But after a while,
你就学会不理他们 you learn to ignore the names people call you
相信你自己的本性 and just trust who you are.
其实你还不错，史莱克 You know... you're okay, Shrek.
只是不要乱吼，多用香皂洗澡 You just need to do a little less yelling and use a little more soap.
谢了，亚逊 Thanks, Artie.
用香皂洗澡是因为你臭到不行 The soap's because you stink... really bad.
好啦，我知道啦 Yeah... l got that.
这地方脏死了 This place is filthy!
我觉得自己好像流浪汉 l feel like a hobo.
对不起，我受不了了 l'm sorry, but this isn't working for me.
你每次都这么自私 这种态度一点都没帮助 Everything's always about you. lt's not like your attitude is helping.
你只是嫉妒我当选 最美丽的女人 Maybe itjust bothers you l was voted fairest in the land.
那次选举是你作票 You mean in that rigged election?
你嘛帮帮忙 长发公主 Give me a break. ''Rapunzel, Rapunzel...
你的头发都是用接的 ...let down thy golden extensions!''
公主帮，不要斗嘴 咱们得团结一致 Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together!
我猜计划就是在这里走到烂掉 So l guess the plan is we just wander aimlessly in this stinkhole until we rot.
我们要查出 白马王子在搞什么鬼 No, we get inside and find out what Charming's up to.
我知道他是个大烂人 l know he's a jerk and everything,
不过白马王子让我欲火焚身 but that Charming makes me hotter than July.
就是那儿 That's it!
来吧，这里 Come on! This way!
长发公主，等一下 Rapunzel, wait!
白马王子，放了她 Charming, let go of her.
我何必放了她？ But why would l want to do that?
什么？ What?
对她尊称一声 远的要命王国全新的皇后 Say hello, ladies, to the new Queen of Far Far Away.
长发公主，你怎么能这样？ Rapunzel, how could you?
吃醋了吧？ Jealous much?
你们很快会跟以前一样 Soon you'll be back where you started,
刷地板，被锁在高塔 scrubbing floors or locked away in towers.
如果我好心 让你们多活一个星期 That is, if l let you last the week.
白马王子，你答应不伤害她们 Pookie, you promised not to hurt them.
先别急，爸爸待会再跟你说 Not here, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later.
失陪了，我要准备演一场好戏 Now forgive us. We have a show to put on.
史莱克就快回来，你就惨了 Shrek will be back soon, and you'll be sorry.
什么？ Sorry?!
你不知道只要史莱克一回来 Don't you realize once Shrek sets foot in Far Far Away...
他就死定了吗？ ...he's doomed?
小心，他们有钢琴当武器 Look out! They got a piano!
杀了他们，除了那个胖子 Kill them all... except the fat one.
白马国王要把你整得惨兮兮 King Charming has something special in mind for you, ogre.
白马国王？ King Charming?
进攻! Attack!
亚逊，快躲! Artie, duck!
准备跳板 Ready the plank!
史莱克 救命啊 - Shrek! - Help!
胆小鬼 Cowards!
白马王子把费欧娜怎么了？ What has Charming done with Fiona?
她会受到应得的惩罚 She's going to get what's coming to her.
你绝对阻止不了他 And there ain't nothing you can do to stop him!
我们得去救她 可是她在远的要命的地方 - We've got to save her. - But she's so far far away!
你还是回学校去吧 Get yourself back to Worcestershire, kid.
不，等一下，我有个点子 No, Shrek. Hold on. l've got an idea.
我是嗡嗡叫的蜜蜂 l am a buzzing bee.
梅林老师，他们要你帮他们... Mr. Merlin? They need a spell to get them...
帮我们回到远的要命王国 ...l mean us, back to Far Far Away.
没办法，我失去魔法了 Forget it. l don't have that kind of magic in me anymore.
要不要来个爱的抱抱？ 那是最棒的魔法! How about a hug? That's the best kind of magic.
拜托，我知道你行的 Please. l know you can do it.
我说不行就不行 l said forget it!
可是... But...
你是怎么搞的？ What's with you?
我只是很难过而已 lt's just so hard, you know?
他们的王国被占领 一定要回去 They need to get back, 'cause their kingdom's in trouble.
有一个超级大坏人 'Cause there's a really bad man.
我觉得好内疚哦 lt's just so hard!
冷静点 Take it easy.
不，你一点都不懂 No! l don't think you understand!
那个大坏蛋对好人做出坏事 There's a mean person doing mean things to good people.
请你大发好心 Have a heart, old man.
帮他们回去 你为什么不帮忙？ They really need your help to get back. Why won't you help them?!
好吧 Okay.
我去拿家伙 l'll go get my things.
小意思 Piece of cake.
哇塞，你可以演得再夸张吗？ Well, well. You want eggs with that ham?
我很久没练了 可能会有副作用 l am a little rusty, so there could be some side effects.
副作用？ 别担心 - Side effects? - Don't worry.
不管会有多痛 Whatever it is, no matter how excruciatingly painful,
最后一定会消失 it will wear off eventually. l think.
你确定吗？ - Oops. - You sure about this?
亚逊相信他，我就相信他 lf Artie trusts him, that's good enough for me.
虽然他的长袍短到遮不住... Even if his robe doesn't cover...
天灵灵地灵灵... Alacritious expeditious...
快闪...快闪 ...a-zoomy-zoom-zoom!
帮助我们的朋友回去 Let's help our friends get back...
快一点 ...soon!
成功了 lt worked!
大学毕业后就没这么爽过 l haven't been on a trip like that since college!
驴子？ Donkey?
干嘛？我牙齿夹了菜渣吗？ What? ls something in my teeth?
不是吧 我被变成二流的甘草人物 Oh, no! l've been abracadabra-ed into a Fancy Feastin', second-rate sidekick!
至少你不像我变成一只肥驴 At least you don't look like some kind of bloated pinata!
你应该考虑节食才对 You should think about going on a diet!
你才应该穿一件裤子咧 全身光溜溜的很恶耶 You should get yourself a pair of pants. l feel all exposed and nasty!
你们觉得很好笑吗？ So you two think this is funny?
对不起啦 l'm really sorry, guys.
别道歉，你把我们弄回来了 Don't be. You got us back, kid.
我穿这双烂靴子要怎么见人呀？ How in the Hans Christian Andersen am l supposed to parade around in these goofy boots?
喂，给我小心点 Hey, hey, hey! Be very careful with those.
那是穆德里最好的鞋匠做的 They were made in Madrid by the finest...
你要学会别乱叫 You'll learn to control that.
“滚的远远的王国”
说真的，你的靴子应该放鞋垫 Seriously. Ow! You need some comfort inserts or arch supports or something.
喂，走路看路，再撞到我... Watch it. l'm walking here and l'm gonna keep going until...
小木偶！ Pinocchio!
史莱克，救救我 Shrek! Help me!
怎么回事？ 白马王子把我们关起来 - What happened? - Charming and the villains took over!
费欧娜和公主帮逃走了，她... Fiona and the Princesses got away. Now she's...
她怎么样？ She's what?! What?!
“请投五元”
鞋猫，借我五块钱 Puss! Loan me five bucks.
听到没？借他钱 You heard him. Help the brother out.
你看到我身上有口袋吗？ Do you see any pockets on me?
等一下 Hold on a second.
我发誓 我不知道钱从哪儿来的 l had no idea, really. l... l swear.
快说，费欧娜在哪里？ Quick! Where is Fiona?
白马王子把她关起来 快去找她 Charming has her locked away someplace. You have to find him!
他正在准备演出一场戏 He's probably getting ready for the show!
小木偶，什么戏？ Wait, Pinocchio! What show?
“终于过着幸福快乐的日子” ''lt's a Happily Ever After After All''.
“史莱克最后一场表演” ''Shrek's final performance''?
史莱克，你没说你要演戏 Shrek! You didn't tell us you were in a play!
我猜我太忙，忘了说 l guess l've been so busy l forgot to mention it.
妖怪，快抓他 The ogre! Get him!
安啦，我去搞定 Don't worry, jefe. l got this.
好恶喔!杀了他! Uck! Kill it!
你们不知道他是谁吗？ 好大的胆子 Look. Don't you know who he thinks he is? How dare you!
他们有眼不识泰山 We're dealing with amateurs.
他是大明星耶 很抱歉，史莱克先生 He's a star, people! Hello? l'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek.
我快要发飙了哦 l'm going to lose it!
一切都准备好了吗？ 化妆室的东西都弄到了吗？ ls everything ready? You did get the list for the dressing room?
牛角面包夹生煎鲔鱼片 Breakfast croissant stuffed with seared sashimi tuna.
最好有番红花玉米和蜂蜜辣椒 And l hope you have the saffron corn with jalapeno honey butter.
伟大演员要吃蜂蜜辣椒... Our client cannot get into his proper emotional state
...才能入戏 withoutjalapeno honey butter!
我抓狂了 l just lost it.
他们应该去找人事部的南茜 They should talk to Nancy in Human Resources.
我们一定会找南茜抱怨 Oh, we will have much to say to Nancy, l promise!
我要用这把宝剑...不对... ''With this sword, l do...'' No. ''With...''
我要用这把宝剑打死你 ''With this sword, l do smote thee!''
应该是打死你还是刺死你？ ls ''smote'' the right word? ''Smoot''?
用剑打死你好像不太对 l don't think that's a word.
也许应该直接说杀死你才对 Maybe l should just ''smite'' him. Let's try this again. Now...
史莱克攻击我，我假装很害怕 Shrek attacks me. l pretend to be afraid.
我的臣民将过着幸福快乐的日子 死吧，妖怪 ''Now the kingdom will get the happily ever after they deserve. Die, ogre!''
感觉还是不够逼真 Blah, blah, blah. Oh, itjust doesn't feel real enough!
谁叫你们停下来不跳舞的？ Who told you to stop dancing?!
看一眼再转身 Wink and turn.
你躺着干嘛？快给我起来呀 What are you laying around for? Get up! Honestly!
妈咪 幸福快乐的日子就快来了 Our happily ever after is nearly complete, Mummy.
我向你保证 And l assure you...
每一个人都会为 我们等的每一秒 ...the people of this kingdom will pay dearly for every second...
付出惨痛的代价 ...we've had to wait.
祝你好运啰 Break a leg.
慢着，我应该咒你死才对 On second thought, let me break it for you.
谢天谢地，幸好你及时赶到 Thank goodness. l was afraid you wouldn't get back in time.
费欧娜呢？ Where's Fiona?
放心，她和公主帮都很安全 Don't worry. She and the others are safe... for now.
让我猜，你是亚瑟 Let me guess. Arthur.
其实我叫亚逊 lt's Artie, actually.
这小男生就是 远的要命王国的国王？ This boy is supposed to be the new King of Far Far Away?
真可悲 How pathetic.
别动，我不想弄得到处是血 Stand still, so l won't make a mess.
给我住手 我来了，放了他吧 Charming, stop! l'm here now. You got what you wanted.
这件事跟他无关 This isn't about him.
什么？ 我才应该当国王，对吧？ Then who's it about? l'm supposed to be king, right?
你不是第一顺位王位继承人 You weren't really next in line for the throne.
我才是 l was.
你说国王亲口要我接班 But you said the King asked for me personally.
并不是 Not exactly.
什么意思？ What does that mean?
我只是乱拜的 l said whatever l had to say, all right?
我不想当国王 想找个笨蛋代替 l wasn't right for the job, so l needed some fool to replace me.
当时你正好适合，快走吧 And you fit the bill. So just go!
你一直在利用我 You were playing me the whole time.
你学得真快 You catch on real fast, kid.
也许不像我以为的是窝囊废 Maybe you're not as big of a loser as l thought.
有这么一点点时间... You know, for a minute...
我以为... 以为什么？ - ...l actually thought... - What?
他关心你？ 他是个妖怪 That he cared about you? He's an ogre.
你竟然相信他？ What did you expect?
你真的很会伤小孩子的心 You really do have a way with children, Shrek.
不要理我 Leave me out with the waste
我不想这么做 This is not what I do
时机不对 It's the wrong time
她帮我熬过去 She's puIIing me through
我犯了错 It's a smaII crime
没有任何借口 And I got no excuse
这样行不行？ And is that aII right, yeah?
你能原谅我吗？ Is that aII right with you?
这样行不行？ Is that aII right, yeah?
如果我把心给了你 If I give my gun away when it's Ioaded?
你不向我回应，我该怎么办？ If you don't shoot it how am I supposed to hoId it?
这样行不行？ Is that aII right? Is that aII right?
你能原谅我吗？ Is that aII right with you?
不能 No.
当初你们听我的话留下来 Had we stayed put like l suggested,
就可以安心的享受下午茶 we'd be sipping tea out of little heart-shaped cups.
是啊，用心形的茶杯 Yeah, heart-shaped cups.
然后吃涂红刺莓果酱饼干 And eating crumpets smothered with loganberries.
红刺莓果酱 Yeah, loganberries.
闭嘴，灰姑娘 好，我闭嘴 - Shut up, Cindy. - Yeah, shut up.
不，你闭嘴 别插嘴 - No, you shut up. - Stay out of this.
谁在乎谁是国王呀？ Who cares who's ''running the kingdom''?
我在乎 你们都应该在乎 - l care. - You should all care.
我记住了你的警察号码 l have your badge number, tin can!
驴子？ 公主？ - Donkey? - Princess!
鞋猫？ Puss?
我是鞋猫 被困在这个可怕的身体 l am Puss, stuck here inside this hideous body.
那是我的身体 And l'm me!
不过你是... But you're...
一切都乱七八糟，事情是这样 Everything's fruity in the loops, but what happened is
我们去学校，后来帆船搁浅 we went to high school, the boat crashed
我们被魔法师变成这样 and we got bippity-boppity-booped by the magic man.
可怜的东西 You poor sweet things.
我不了耶 l don't get it.
猫咪变成臭小马，很简单 The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?
谁呀？ Who dat?
史莱克呢？ Where's Shrek?
他被白马王子抓走了 他打算在大家面前杀死他 Charming has him. He plans to kill Shrek tonight in front of the whole kingdom!
大伙儿，我们得想办法出去 All right, everyone. We need to find a way out now.
没错，各就各位 You're right. Ladies, assume the position!
你们在干嘛？ What are you doing?
等着被人救呀 Waiting to be rescued.
别开玩笑 You've got to be kidding me.
我们能怎样？ 我们是四... What else can we do? We're just four...
三个超火辣的公主 ...l mean three, super-hot princesses...
两个怪胎 一个孕妇和一个老太婆 ...two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre and an old lady!
对不起，让老太婆过去 Excuse me. Old lady coming through.
妈! Mom!
你以为你一身武功 是你爸遗传的？ You didn't think you got your fighting skills from your father, did you?
拜托，还有一面墙耶 Excuse me. There's still one more.
你最好躺下来 Why don't you just lie down?
公主帮，从现在起 Okay, girls, from here on out...
咱们自力自强 ...we take care of business ourselves.
“糊涂蛋”
远的要命剧院很荣幸推出名剧 The Far Far Away Theatre at the Charming PaviIion is proud to present...
《终于过着幸福快乐的日子》 ...''It's A HappiIy Ever After After AII.''
请各位观众享受这场精采好戏 Enjoy your evening of theatrical reverie, citizen.
剧场内不准饮食 Oi! No food or beverages in the theater!
各就各位 Places, everyone!
“后台禁止进入”
小心点 Easy!
抱歉，我只是想炫耀一下 Sorry. l was showing off for the little one.
今天是带小孩工作日 过来，小乖 lt's Bring Your Kids to Work Day. Come here, beautiful.
...她的眼睛跟你很像 Well, she's got your eye.
谁想到我能生出 你这可爱的小孩 Who would have thought a monster like me deserved something as special as you?
小鸟儿，展翅高飞 LittIe birdies, take wing
从树上飞下来 FIitting down from the trees they appear
在我耳边啼叫 And to chirp in my ear
因为我的歌声美妙 AII because I sing
冲啊，快点 Move it! Go!
“动物园”
我的孩子们 My babies!
救命啊 Help!
“隔夜糕点大拍卖”
嘿，你好吗？ Hey, how's it goin'?
搞定了，安全了 O to the K. The coast is clear.
上吧，煞星小组 Let's do this. Go, Team Dynamite!
我以为要用超酷小组这名字 l thought we agreed to use the name Team Super Cool.
我要叫惊奇小组 l recall it was Team Awesome.
我投大野狼机动队一票 l voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
好吧，咱们是... Okay! From henceforth,
...超酷煞星大野狼 超酷惊奇特攻队 we will be Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
有个小姑娘在盯着我们看 Ach de Iiebe! There is some strange little girl over there staring at us!
亚逊! Artie!
等一下 Wait, wait!
你急着去哪里？ Where is the fire, senor?
拜托，少装了 Please. Don't act so innocent.
你们早就知道，故意不告诉我 You both knew what was going on and kept it to yourselves.
事情不是这样 lt's not like it seems.
才怪，事情就是这样 lt's not? l think it seems pretty clear.
他一直在利用我 He was using me. That's all.
利用你？你搞错了 Using you? You really don't get it.
史莱克为了救你故意说那些话 Shrek only said those things to protect you.
白马王子打算杀你 史莱克救了你一命 Charming was going to kill you, Artie! Shrek saved your life.
开始吧 Cue the spot!
我在高塔等待 I wait aIone up here
一天一天等待 I'm trapped another day
走投无路，快来救我 Locked up here, pIease set me free
我要获得新生命 My new Iife I aImost see
你和我住进城堡 A castIe, you and me
你和我住进城堡 Yes, a castIe, you and me
小天使 Cherubs!
是我，是我，我身骑白马 Tis I, Tis I Upon my regaI steed
公主，我的爱 Princess, my Iove
你终于自由了 我英勇强壮 At Iast you shaII be freed I'm strong
披星戴月赶过来 And brave And dashing my way there
快如闪电，所向无敌 拥有一头超级柔顺飘逸秀发 with speed! with might! with soft and bouncy hair!
穿越酷热无比的沙漠 热得要命 - Through the bIistering desert - Hot!
横越风与交加的大海 全身湿透 - Across the stormiest sea - wet!
面对可怕的怪物 Facing creatures so viIe
丑陋怪物 FouI!
好让你终于看到我的身影 So you can gaze upon me!
你终于来救我 I knew you'd come for me
我们终于相会 And now we finaIIy meet
我知道你会苦苦等候 I knew you'd wait
贪婪地享用我给你真挚的爱情 And from my pIate of Iove you'd eat
“史莱克”
这个突然冒出来的妖怪是谁？ who is this terribIy ugIy fiend who so rudeIy intervened?
白马王子会奋战或落跑？ wiII Charming fight or fIee?
快来拯救我 PIease rescue me!
杀了这只可怕怪物 From this monstrosity!
为了救我心爱的公主 我将把怪物碎尸万段 Fear thee not, honey Iamb! I wiII sIice this thing up Iike a ham!
天啊 Oh, boy.
你将受到无比的痛苦 You are about to enter a worId of pain
从来没有受过的痛苦 with which you are not famiIiar!
不会比看你这种烂演技痛苦吧 lt can't be any more painful than your lousy performance.
丑陋的怪物，领死吧 ''Prepare, foul beast.''
丑陋的怪物，你死定了 Prepare, foul beast, your time is done!
拜托你先杀了我再唱，好吗？ Could you kill me and then sing?
安静 Be quiet!
开玩笑的啦 你的紧身裤很好看 l'm just having fun with you. That's actually a very nice leotard.
谢谢 Thank you.
有没有男人的尺寸呀？ Do they come in men's sizes?
这超好笑的 Now that be funny!
够了 Enough!
你终于会知道长久的努力 Now you'll finally know what it's like...
以及最珍贵的东西 ...to have everything you worked for...
被别人活生生剥夺的感受 ...everything that's precious to you, taken away.
你现在知道我的感受了 Now you'll know how l felt.
猪肉卷 Sausage roll!
鞋猫剑客来也 Pray for mercy from Puss!
还有驴子 And Donkey!
D
老公 Hi, honey.
我迟到了，没事吧？ Sorry we're late. You okay?
你来了我就好多了 Much better, now that you're here.
白马王子，把我放开单打独斗 So, Charming, you want to let me out of these so we can settle this ogre-to-man?
听起来很好玩 我有更好的主意 Ooh, that sounds fun. But l have a better idea.
不，放开我 No! Let go of me!
这次我不会让你毁了我 杀了他 You will not ruin things this time, ogre. Kill it.
大家住手 Everybody, stop!
又怎么了？ Oh, what is it now?!
亚逊？ Artie?
难道一定要打打杀杀才行吗？ Who thinks we need to settle things this way?
你们一辈子都想当坏人吗？ You mean you want to be villains your whole lives?
我们一直是坏人 不会当别的呀 But we are villains! lt's the only thing we know.
你们不想做别的事吗？ You never wish you could be something else?
你又不是邪恶树木 说的倒容易 Easy for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree.
一群蠢蛋，别听他的，杀呀! You morons! Don't listen to him! Attack!
当全世界都把你当坏人 What Steve means is it's hard to come by honest work
很难从事正当的工作 when the whole world's against you.
说的对，谢了 Right. Thanks, Ed.
那也是，我不是会说话的树 Fair enough. You're right. l'm not a talking tree.
不过有一位好朋友曾经跟我说 But you know... ...a good friend once told me...
就因为别人把你当成坏人 或是妖怪 ...just because people treat you like a villain, or an ogre...
或是窝囊废 ...orjust some loser...
并不代表你就是 ...doesn't mean you are one.
重要的是你觉得自己是什么 What matters most is what you think of yourself.
如果你想做什么，想当什么人 lf there's something you really want, or someone you want to be...
唯一的阻碍就是你 ...the only person standing in your way is you.
我？ 杀了他 - Me? - Get him!
不，不是啦 No, no, no!
我是说每个人... What l mean is each of you...
...都是自己的阻碍 ...is standing in your own way.
我一直想吹长笛 l always wanted to play the flute.
我想在法国开一间Spa l'd like to open up a spa... in France!
我会种水仙花，真的很美哦 l grow daffodils. And they're beautiful.
全新的时代已然开始 A new era finally begins!
你们都要... Now all of you...
...向新国王跪拜 ...bow before your King!
你还要练一下准头 You need to work on your aim.
这应该是我幸福快乐的日子 This was supposed to be my happily ever after!
你得继续去找 Well, you need to keep looking...
因为我不会放弃 我幸福快乐的日子 ...because l'm not giving up mine.
妈咪？ Mommy?
你想要的话，这就是你的 lt's yours if you want it.
不过这次是你自己的选择 But this time it's your choice.
太感人了! Author!
亚逊...亚逊... Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie!
对不起，那是我的位子 Excuse me. That's my seat.
搞怪先生，该把我们变回来了 Okay, Senor Hocusy-Pocusy, the time has come to rectify some wrongs!
虽然我很喜欢自己洗澡 Though l have been enjoying these cat baths.
别告诉我你舔了自己 Please say you didn't.
好吧，听好 All right! Look.
你们会感到刺痛 肠胃也会不舒服 You'll feel a pinch and possibly lower intestinal discomfort...
不过这应该有用 ...but this should do the trick.
你是...？ 我又是我了! - Are you...? - l'm me again!
我不是你了! 好耶! - And l am not you! - All right!
算了啦 Ah, never mind.
我就说吧，那小子会是好国王 What did l tell you? The kid's going to be a great king.
其实你也会是个好国王 Well, for what it's worth, you would have, too.
我有更重要的事要做 l have something much more important in mind.
终于 Finally.
爸爸 Dada.
我看错这世界吗？ was I wrong about the worId? It's a beautifuI new pIace
我闻到史宝宝的味道 l smell Shrek Junior!
像我这种怪胎 where eIse couId a creep Iike me
怎么能每天和美女 Meet such a pretty face
迎接升起的太阳 Meeting every day with the rising sun
抬头仰望 Looking up, it's Iooking Iike
我的人生雨过天晴 My Iosing streak is done
看的到! Peek-a-boo!
看不到! Peek-a-boo!
乖宝宝，乖宝宝 A bouncy, bouncy, boy!
我曾经认为 Used to aIways feeI Iike
我该穿得光鲜亮丽 wished that I was dressed better
小宝宝咧？ Where's the baby?
直到遇见她好运才当头 Never had a Iot of Iuck UntiI I finaIIy met her
每天和她迎接太阳升起 Meeting every day with the rising sun
抬头仰望 Looking up, it's Iooking Iike
我的人生雨过天晴 My Iosing streak is done
我们现在要做什么？ Well... what shall we do now?
让我去哄他 l got it.
迈克麦尔斯
鞋猫和驴子再度合唱一首好歌 Puss and Donkey, baby! Once again, come on!
I want to thank you for Ietting me be myseIf
Again!
Look at my hips!
艾迪墨菲 I want to thank you for Ietting me be myseIf Again!
卡麦蓉狄亚兹
- Break it down! - Let's go!
Stiff aII in the coIIar
安东尼奥班德拉斯 FIuffy in the face Chit chat chatter trying
茱丽安德鲁 Stuffy in the pIace
Thank you for the par-tay
But I couId never stay
l'm sorry.
约翰克里斯 I got many things on my mind But the word's in the way
鲁伯特艾瑞特 And I want to thank you for Ietting me be myseIf Again
Different strokes for different foIks
Thank you for Ietting me be myseIf
艾瑞克埃铎 Again Break it down!
贾斯汀 Puss and Donkey, baby! Puss and Donkey, baby! Puss and Donkey, baby!
Dance to the music
AII night Iong
Everyday peopIe
Sing a simpIe song
Mama's so happy
Mama start to cry
Papa's stiII singing
You can make it if you try So try!
Thank you for Ietting me be myseIf
Again
Thank you for Ietting me be myseIf
Again
Come on, Donkey. Do something right!
Put the hoofs together! Put the hoofs together!
Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby!
Thank you for Ietting me be myseIf
Again
I want to thank you for Ietting me be myseIf
Again
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
want to thank you Just to be my
Because I just want to be my... See?
Can I, can I thank you! Can I
YeS! YeS!