中东 1997年
这里是0-1阿尔法 猎鹰已被控制 This is 0-1 Alpha, we have secured falcon.
重复 猎鹰已被控制 I say again, we have secured falcon.
我数到十 你赶紧交代
不然
你就只能听到十了
一 二 三 四
五 六 七 八
是手雷 长官 快退后 Grenade! Sir, get back.
该死 我竟然疏忽了 Shit! I fucking missed it.
我他妈的怎么就疏忽了呢 How did I fucking miss it?
梅林 抱歉要让你面对这种结果 Merlin. I apologize for putting you in this position.
你把他训练得很好 You trained him well.
詹姆斯 James.
训练到此为止 Training is over.
欢迎加入王牌特工 Welcome to Kingsman.
-兰斯洛特 -长官 - Lancelot. - Sir.
我会亲自处理这个烂摊子 I'll deal with this mess personally.
伦敦
十分抱歉 I very much regret
不能公开表彰您丈夫的英勇事迹 that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated.
希望您能理解 I hope you understand.
我要怎么理解 你什么都不告诉我 How can I understand? You won't tell me anything.
我都不知道他换了中队 I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.
抱歉 我不便多言 I'm so sorry I can't say more.
我想将这枚英勇纪念勋章给您 I would like to present you with this medal of valour,
仔细看背面 上面刻有号码 and if you look closely on the back, there's a number.
我们对您丈夫的感激 还有 And there's a more concrete gesture of our gratitude
更实在的表示 we'd like to offer you...
算是欠您个人情 要怎么还完全由您 Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice.
告诉接线员 牛津鞋 不雕花 Just tell the operator "Oxfords, not brogues",
我就知道是您 and I'll know it's you.
我不要什么人情 我只要我的丈夫 I don't want your help. I want my husband back!
你叫什么名字 小家伙 What's your name, young man?
-艾格西 -你好 艾格西 - Eggsy. - Hello, Eggsy.
能给我看看吗 Can I see that?
保管好这个 艾格西 You take care of this, Eggsy, all right?
还要照顾好妈妈 And take care of your mum, too.
王牌特工
特工学院
阿根廷 17年后
非常抱歉 阿诺德教授 还有一点点 So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more.
真要命 要撕快撕 For God's sake, just strip it off!
上头有命令 绝对不能伤到您 I'm under very strict instructions not to hurt you.
你们搞错了 Look, you've made a mistake.
我只是个大学讲师 I'm a university lecturer.
我可没钱 I've got no money.
这不关钱的事 This isn't about money.
我们老大只想和您聊聊 Our boss just wants to talk to you.
你这么说我就能安心了吗 Am I meant to find that reassuring?
他马上就到 会和您解释的 He'll be here soon. He'll explain.
喝威士忌吗 瑞德 把62年达尔摩拿来 Do you like whisky? Red, get the 62' Dalmore.
说实话 这酒好喝得让你醉生梦死 Honestly, this whisky is amazing. You will shit.
找你借杯糖算过分吗 I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far?
阿诺德教授 我是来接您回家的 Professor Arnold. I'm here to take you home.
62年的达尔摩 1962' Dalmore.
洒一滴都是罪过 您说是吗 It'll be a sin to spill any, don't you think?
帮忙拿一下好吗 Can you hold these, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
都处理干净了 Everything is clean.
这见面礼我喜欢 My kind of welcome.
血腥暴力让我倒胃口 是真的倒胃口 No stomach for violence. I mean literally.
见着一滴血 我就玩完 I see one drop of blood, that is me done.
条件反射地开始吐 I'm like...projectile.
让您目睹如此不愉快的场面 Listen, I'm so sorry you have to witness
我深表歉意 all this unpleasantness,
都怪那位不速之客 due to our uninvited guest.
我向您保证 等我查出他为谁卖命之后 But I promise you, by the time I find out who he works for...
咱俩一定会成为最好的朋友 you and I will be the best of friends.
去店里 谢谢 To the shop, please.
西敏区 萨维尔街
王牌定制
亚瑟在餐厅 先生 Arthur's in the dining room, sir.
-亚瑟 -加拉哈德 - Arthur. - Galahad.
大家都开始怀疑 The others are beginning to wonder
是不是要敬两次酒了 if we're going to have a double toast.
先生们 上一次进行这项仪式 Gentlemen. I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years
已经是17年前了 我觉得很欣慰 since we last had the occasion to use this decanter.
兰斯洛特是位杰出的特工 Lancelot was an outstanding agent
一位真正的王牌特工 and a true Kingsman.
我们将永远缅怀他 He'll be solely missed.
-敬兰斯洛特 -敬兰斯洛特 - To Lancelot. - To Lancelot.
我提议 明天就启动 I intend to start selection
兰斯洛特接班人的选拔程序 process for Lancelot's replacement tomorrow.
请每人提名一位候选人 I want each of you to propose
并安排到总指挥部报到 a candidate and have them reported to UK HQ
截止格林尼治时间晚9点 谢谢各位 no later than 9 P.M. GMT. Thank you.
梅林 进来吧 Merlin. Come in.
兰斯洛特当时正在调查 Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries
一个进行生化武器试验的佣兵团伙 who were experimenting with biological weaponry.
请戴眼镜 先生们 Glasses, gentlemen, please.
乌干达 2012年 合成卡西酮 Uganda, 2012. Synthetic cathinones.
投入了游击队基地的水源 They put it in the water supply of a guerilla army base.
狂乱 食人 致死无数 Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities.
车臣 2013年 起义军发生内乱 Chechnya, 2013. Insurgents turned on one another.
显然是这群佣兵所为 Indisputably the work of our mercenaries
但未发现任何化学物质的痕迹 but no trace of any chemicals of any kind.
兰斯洛特是怎么回事 So what happened to Lancelot?
他追查到了该团伙在阿根廷的一处房产 He tracked them to this property in Argentina.
监视过程中 While he had them under survelillance
他发现他们绑架了一名人质 he became awared that they effected a kidnapping.
便进行单人营救 但是失败了 So he excuted a solo rescue mission which failed.
被绑架人质为詹姆斯·阿诺德教授
这是他发送的最后一条信息 This is his last transmission.
-这人是谁 -某位气候变化末日论者 - Who is he? - Some climate change doom-sayer
正在研究所谓的盖亚理论 experimenting on something called Gaea theory
地球能自我修复什么的 about the world healing itself or some such.
奇怪的是 他并没有失踪 But what's curious is he's not actually missing.
这位就是阿诺德教授 This is Professor Arnold,
今早在帝国理工现身了 at Imperial College this morning.
交给你了 It's all yours.
别忘了找候选人的事 And don't forget your membership proposal.
这次记得找个像样点的 Try picking a more suitable candidate this time.
17年过去了 17 years
你还是不明白 and still evolving with the time
与时俱进是什么意思 remains an entirely foreign concept to you.
别忘了 多亏了那位年轻人 Need I remind you I wouldn't be here
我才能坐在这里 if it weren't for that young man?
他不比其他候选人差多少 He was as much Kingsman material as any of them.
甚至更优秀 More so.
但他并没能加入王牌特工 不是吗 But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he?
别嘴硬了 加拉哈德 你的小实验失败了 Let's face it Galahad, your little experiment failed.
并非冒犯 亚瑟 你太高高在上了 With respect, Arthur. You're a snob.
这不是冒犯吗 With respect?
世界正在改变 The world is changing.
贵族们的天赋越来越差是有原因的 There's a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins.
艾格西 Eggsy?
艾格西 快过来 Eggsy, come here.
-有烟纸吗 亲爱的 -没有 - Got any Rizla babe? - No.
帮你老妈一个忙 Why don't you do your mama a favour
下楼买点回来 and go down the shop and get some?
自己买去 Get them yourself.
我跟你说过 别用这种口气和迪恩讲话 What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?
三个人多挤 让迪恩的哈巴狗去 Three's a crowd, isn't it? Why don't Dean's Poodle go?
这样吧 I'll tell you what.
你拿着钱 去买点烟纸 Why don't you take this and go get some Rizlas,
再给自己买点糖 get yourself some sweets.
你走了之后 And while you're gone,
我让你妈体会体会三个人挤不挤 we'll show your mother how three can be a good company.
谢谢 亲爱的 Thanks, babe.
过来 Come here.
给你 Here we go.
开心吧 Is that better?
迪恩对你老妈这么差 为什么不分手 If Dean treats your mum so bad, why don't she leave him?
缺乏自尊 这就是问题所在 Low self-esteem, that's her problem.
瞎扯 她怎么可能没自尊呢 Fuck off. Why would she have low self-esteem, mate?
看他老妈那身材 His mom is a world fit.
-天哪 -没别的意思 哥们 - Jesus. - No offence, pal.
没关系 That's all right.
总有一天 我要打烂他的脸 One of these days I'm gonna smash his face in.
你脑子坏了吗 Are you mental, cuz?
他会让那帮家伙扁你一顿 He just get that lot to do you,
然后假装自己什么都... and then pretend he knew nothing...
不知道 ...about it.
你们以为我们老大在泡艾格西的老妈 Oi, you think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing,
你们就可以嘴里喷粪了吗 just 'cause our governor's banging Eggsy's mum?
是啊 没错 Pretty much, yeah.
惹他干嘛 赶紧走 不值得的 Well, just leave it. Let's just go, man. It's not worth it.
这里不欢迎你们了 Your boys have outstayed your welcome.
滚吧 Leave.
干嘛 What?
之前抱歉了 兄弟 I'm sorry about that, bruv.
跟他们犯得上吗 That weren't fucking worth it, boys.
这么冷 干嘛要走路 It's freezing. Why are we walking?
你他妈顺了他的车钥匙 You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv?
是啊 还要顺他的车呢 Yeah. Now we're gonna nick his car.
-天哪 -要死 快上车 - Fucking hell. - Shit, move!
等着 兄弟们 Hold on, boys.
那他妈的是我的车 Oi, that's my fucking car!
艾格西 你这欠操的... Eggsy! I swear you're in motherfucking...
说什么 听不见 I can't hear ya!
小兔崽子 Motherfucking...
走着 艾格西 Floor it, Eggsy!
王八蛋 Wanker!
迪恩 是我 Yeah, Dean. Look, it's me.
艾格西他妈的偷了我的车 Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah.
我刚从酒吧出来 Yeah. I've come out of the pub
他当着我的面 原地转了有15圈 and he's done about 15 donuts in my fucking face
然后开走了 and he's drove off.
我怎么忍 他藐视我 No, I can't have it. Look, he disrespected me,
等于是藐视你 and that means he's disrespected you...
等等 搞什么 Hold, hold, hold up, what the...?
操 Dick!
狐狸就是畜生啊 你应该直接开过去 Foxes are vermin, cuz. Should've driven it over.
我应该干的事多了去了 I should've done a lot of things.
我来搞定 快下车 I'll sort this. Get outta the car.
快他妈下车啊 Just get out of the fucking car!
艾格西 做了贼就别想着荣誉感了 Eggsy, there is no such thing as honour amongst thieves.
你要么乖乖 Now you can start giving me some names
供出小伙伴的名字 of the boys you were with,
要么一个人坐牢 or you go down.
自己选吧 It's up to you.
我要打个电话 我有这个权利 I want to exercise my right to a phone call.
最好是打给你老妈 Well, I hope it's to your mum.
告诉她 你要18个月后才能回家吃晚饭 To tell her you're gonna be 18 months late for your dinner.
客户投诉中心 请问有什么能帮您 Customer complaints. How may I help you?
我叫艾格西·安温 抱歉 是加里·安温 My name is Eggsy Unwin. Sorry, Gary Unwin.
我遇上麻烦了 现在人在霍尔本警察局 And, I'm up shit creek, I'm in Holborn police station.
我妈妈说需要帮助时可以拨这个号 And my mum said to call this number if ever I needed help...
抱歉 先生 您打错了 Sorry, sir. Wrong number.
等等 Wait, wait.
牛津鞋 不雕花 Oxfords, not brogues?
您的投诉已受理 Your complaint has been duly noted.
希望您依旧愿做我们的忠实客户 And we hope that we have not lost you as a loyal customer.
他什么 He's what?
我 好的 I...yeah.
好的 我完全理解 Yes, I totally understand.
艾格西 Eggsy.
要搭车回家吗 Would you like a lift home?
-你是谁 -把你弄出来的人 - Who are you? - The man who got you released.
这不算回答 That ain't an answer.
说声谢谢很难吗 A little gratitude would be nice.
我叫哈利·哈特 My name is Harry Hart,
那枚勋章是我给你的 and I gave you that medal.
你父亲救过我一命 Your father saved my life.
这么说 当裁缝之前你当过兵 So before you was a tailor you was in the army?
-是军官吗 -并不算 - Like an officer? - Not quite.
你在哪儿服役 伊拉克之类的吗 So where were you posted, Iraq or something?
抱歉 艾格西 这是机密 Sorry, Eggsy, classified.
但我老爸救过你的命 对吧 But my dad saved your life, eh?
你父亲牺牲的那天 是我的疏漏 The day your father died, I missed something.
要不是他挺身而出 And if it weren't for his courage,
我的疏漏会让所有在场的人丧命 my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present.
所以我欠他的 So I owe him.
你父亲很勇敢 是个好人 Your father was a brave man, a good man.
我读过你的档案 And having read your files,
你的某些选择会让他很失望吧 I think he'd be bitterly disappointed in the choices you've made.
你没资格对我评头论足 You can't talk to me like that.
智商超群 小学时期表现优异 Huge IQ, great performance at primary school.
之后却越走越歪 And then it all went tits up.
毒品 小偷小摸 从未有过像样的工作 Drugs, petty crime, never had a job.
你以为现在工作很好找吗 Well, you think there's a lot of job going around here, do you?
那也不能说明你为什么放弃了爱好 Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies.
连续两年获得地区10岁以下组体操冠军 First prize, regional under 10 gymnastics, two years in a row.
你的教练本想培养你去奥运会 Your coach had you picked as Olympic team material.
要是碰上像我继父那样的人 Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad,
很快就会沾染上别的爱好 you pick up new hobbies pretty quickly.
当然 总是别人的错 Of course. Always someone else's fault.
那你从海军陆战队退出又怪谁呢 Who's to blame for you quitting the marines?
训练已经过半 You're halfway through training,
表现优异 你却放弃了 doing brilliantly but you gave up.
因为我妈妈快要疯了 Because my mum went mental.
天天说会像失去老爸一样失去我 Banging on about losing me as well as my dad,
不想让我给你们这群老爷当炮灰 didn't want me to be cannon fodder for snobs like you,
高高在上 对我们指手画脚 judging people like me from your ivory towers,
却不想想我们的苦衷 with no thought about why we do what we do.
我们也没得选 懂吗 We ain't got much choice, you get me?
如果能有好命 屁股插着金汤勺出生 And if we was born with the same silver spoons up our arses,
我们绝不比你们差 we'd do just as well as you,
只会更优秀 if not better.
你他妈在这干什么 嚼舌头根吗 What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss?
活生生的例子来了 Some more examples of young men
我看他们也需要插个金汤勺 who simply need a silver suppository.
不 他们是例外 走吧 No, they are exceptions, come on.
胡扯 酒还没喝完呢 Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks.
因为你偷了他的车 迪恩说不用再留情 After you nicked his car, Dean says you're fair guy,
他也不会再听你老妈的求情了 and he ain't give a shit what your mum says.
小伙子们 Listen, boys.
我今天情绪波动很大 I've had a rather emotional day,
不管你们和艾格西有什么过节 so whatever your beef with Eggsy is,
这孩子大概是有错在先 and I'm sure it's well founded,
我只希望你们能让我们单独待会 I'd appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace,
让我喝完这杯健力士 谢谢 until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness.
你最好闪远点 老爷爷 拳头不认人 You should get out of way, granddaddy, you'll get hurt and all.
他不是开玩笑的 你走吧 He ain't joking, you should go.
借过 Excuse me.
再想找小鲜肉玩 You looking for another rent boy,
去史密斯街的街角 they're on the corner of Smith Street.
明礼 Manners
方能 maketh
成人 man.
你们知道这句话的意思吗 Do you know what that means?
那我来教教你们吧 Then let me teach you a lesson.
你们是想傻站一天 Are we gonna stand around here all day,
还是想打一架 or are we going to fight?
你个王八蛋 你他妈... You fucking bastard, you fucking dirty...
击昏
失忆
抱歉 Sorry about that.
我需要发泄一下 Needed to let off a little steam.
一个朋友昨天死了 Yesterday a friend of mine died.
他也认识你父亲 He knew your father too, actually.
我很抱歉 艾格西 Now, I do apologize, Eggsy.
我不该在你面前做这些 I shouldn't have done this in front of you.
不 求你了 我发誓一个字也不说 No, please. I won't say nothing, I swear.
我最擅长保守秘密了 If there's one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut.
谁也不说 You won't tell a soul?
我保证 从来没出卖过别人 I swear, I'll never crossed anyone out.
-你发誓 -用生命担保 - Is that a promise? - On my life.
非常感谢 艾格西 Much appreciated, Eggsy.
老爷们是想让你们当炮灰 You're right about the snobs.
但他们中也有例外 But there too, there are exceptions.
祝你好运 Best of luck with everything.
名人新闻 In celebrity news,
里士满·瓦伦丁的电影昨晚在好莱坞首映 the Richmond Valentine movie premiered in Hollywood last night.
这部关于互联网亿万富翁发家致富的电影 The story of Internet billionaires rise to power
有望成为颁奖季的大热门 has expected to be this award season's hot ticket.
值得注意的是 伊基·阿塞莉娅缺席了红毯仪式 One notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea,
上次缺席个人演唱会后 still missing three days
已经失踪三天... after she failed to appear at her opened concert...
仍未收到有关赎金的要求... no ransom's been demanded...
艾格西 快走 快 他要... Eggsy, just go, please, because he's gonna...
不 求你了 别伤害他 No, please, don't hurt him!
滚开 离我远点儿 给我闭嘴 Fuck off! Get the fuck away from me! Shut the fuck up!
当时酒吧里还有谁 Who was with you in that fucking pub!
告诉我跟你一起那男的是谁 I wanna know the name of the geezer you was with!
没有谁 I wasn't with no one!
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're on about!
-他是谁 -我不知道你在说什么 - Who was it! - I don't know what you're fucking on about!
告诉我他的名字 Fucking tell me his name!
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know who you're fucking on about!
听着 Listen to me!
我要知道你当时和谁在酒吧里 明白吗 I wanna know who you was with in that pub, do you understand?
告诉我他的名字 I wanna know his fucking name!
信不信把你眼珠挖出来 快说 I swear! I'll rip you eye out! Tell me!
-我不知道你在说什么 -快说 - I don't know what you're fucking on about! - Tell me.
-告诉他吧 艾格西 -滚开 米歇尔 - Just tell him, Eggsy! - Fuck off! Fuck off, Michelle!
我现在就可以宰了你 I could kill you right now,
整个世上都没人知道 and no one in the whole world will know it!
但我知道 But I will.
我现在掌握了充分的证据 I have enough evidence on your activities
足以让你坐一辈子牢 to have you locked up for the rest of your life,
迪恩·安东尼·培根先生 Mr. Dean Anthony Bacon.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
所以你最好放开小伙子 So I suggest you leave the boy alone
不然我将不得不 or I shall be forced to
把你的所作所为报告给相关部门 deliver it to the appropriate authorities.
艾格西 去我跟你说的那个裁缝铺找我 Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about.
这他妈怎么回事 What the fuck's going on here?
艾格西 你个混蛋 Eggsy, you fucking mate!
站住 站住 你个... Hi, come here! Come here, you fucking...
王八蛋 我早晚抓住你 You wanker! I'll have you, son!
王牌定制
虽然我没见过裁缝 I've never met a tailor before,
但你肯定不是裁缝 but I know you ain't one.
跟我来 Come with me.
进来 Come on in.
你看见了什么 What do you see?
完全不知道这是怎么回事的人 Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on.
是个充满潜力的小伙子 I see a young man with potential.
忠诚的人 A young man who is loyal,
能够信守承诺 who can do as he's asked,
这辈子想做点好事 and who wants to do something good with his life.
你看过《颠倒乾坤》吗 Have you seen the film "Trading Places"?
没有 No.
那《尼基塔》呢 How about "Nikita"?
《风月俏佳人》呢 "Pretty Woman"?
好吧 All right.
我想说的是 My point is, the lack of
出身不好是限制了你的发展 a silver spoon had set you on a certain path
但你可以主动改变 but you needn't stay on it.
准备好去适应 去学习 你会有成就的 If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
就像《窈窕淑女》那样 Like in "My Fair Lady"?
你还总是能给人惊喜 Well, you're full of surprises.
对 就像《窈窕淑女》那样 Yes, like "My Fair Lady".
现在呢 And in this case
我给你一个加入我们的机会 I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.
做裁缝吗 A tailor?
王牌特工 A Kingsman agent.
间谍吗 Like a spy?
类似 Of sorts.
有兴趣吗 Interested?
我还有什么可顾忌的吗 You think I've got anything to lose?
自1849年起 Since 1849,
王牌定制为全世界最有权势的人定制服装 Kingsman tailors clothed the world's most powerful individuals.
到1919年 By 1919,
他们中的许多人在一战中失去了子嗣 a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War I.
导致大量财富无人继承 That meant a lot of money going uninherited,
许多有权势的人 and a lot of powerful men
想站出来维护和平 拯救生命 with the desire to preserve peace and protect life.
我们的创建者意识到 Our founders realized
他们可以用财富和影响力造福世人 that they can channel that wealth and influence for greater good.
于是我们开始了另一项事业 And so began our other vention.
一个独立的 国际性的情报机构 An independent international intelligence agency
全部行动保持最机密状态 operating at the highest level of discretion.
不受政治和官僚的约束 Above the politics and bureaucracy
不然就成了政府的情报部门 毫无节操 that undermine the integrity of government ran spy organisations.
西装是现代绅士的盔甲 A suit is a modern gentleman's armour.
而王牌特工就是当代的骑士 And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.
-这破玩意儿究竟有多深 -很深 - How deep does this fucking thing go? - Deep enough.
该死 我们迟到了 Shit. We're late.
你父亲当年也是这个表情 Your father had the same look on his face.
我也是 As did I.
过来吧 Come on.
-加拉哈德 -这是我的代号 - Galahad. - My codename.
又迟到了 长官 Late again, sir.
-祝你好运 -请进吧 - Good luck. - In you go.
集合 Fall in.
女士们先生们 我的名字是梅林 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin.
你们马上要参加 You are about to embark on
很有可能是世界上最危险的面试 what's probably the most dangerous job interview in the world.
有且只有一人能成为下一任兰斯洛特 One of you, and only one of you will become the next Lancelot.
谁能告诉我这是什么 Can anybody tell me what this is?
-你来说 -收尸袋 先生 - Yes? - Bodybag, sir.
正确 Correct.
查理 对吧 Charlie, isn't it?
-是的 先生 -很好 - Yes, sir. - Good.
过一会儿 你们每人都过来拿一个 In a moment, you'll each collect a bodybag.
你们要写上自己的名字 You will write your name on that bag,
以及你们最近亲属的详细信息 you will write the details of your next of kin on that bag.
这表示你们愿意承担接下来的风险 This represents your acknowledgement of the risks that you're about to face
也同意遵守严格的保密协议 as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality,
你们要是有人泄密 which, incidentally, if you break,
就会跟那位亲属一起 will result in you and your next of kin
进袋子里 being in that bag.
明白了吗 Is that understood?
很好 Excellent.
解散 Fall out.
我是罗克茜安 叫我罗克茜就行 Roxanne, but call me Roxy.
-我是艾格西 -蛋蛋 - I'm Eggsy. - Eggy?
-不 艾格西 -蛋蛋 - No. Eggsy. - Eggy.
他们从哪把你挖出来的 Where did they dig you up?
你该知道不能讨论推荐人的吧 You know we're not allowed to discuss who proposed us.
别这么激动 No need to bite his head off.
查理只是想随便聊聊 对吧 查理 Charlie's only making conversation, right, Charlie?
我是迪格比 I'm Digby.
-迪格比 -蛋蛋 这是鲁夫斯 - Digby. - Eggy, this is Rufus.
鲁夫斯 蛋蛋 Rufus, Eggy.
-你是牛津的还是剑桥的 -都不是 - So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge? - Neither.
-圣安德鲁斯的 -杜伦的 - St. Andrews? - Durham?
等等 我们是不是见过 Oh, wait, I think we may have met.
在温彻斯特服务站的麦当劳 是你帮我点的餐吗 Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station?
没有 No.
要真是我 我一定给你 But if I had, I'd give you an extra
撸点秘制酱料 and open the secret sauce.
绝对是圣安德鲁斯的 He's definitely St. Andrews.
别理他们 Just ignore them.
-你要笔吗 -谢谢 - You need a pen? - Cheers.
阿米莉亚 对吗 Amelia, isn't it?
阿米莉亚 艾格西 Amelia, Eggsy.
你好 艾格西 Hi, Eggsy.
别理那些家伙 Don't take any notice of those guys.
我也是这么说的 That's what I told him.
姓名 血型 最近亲属
唬人的把戏 军队惯用伎俩 It's just scare tactics. Classic army technique.
不会有人死的 No one's gonna die.
真可惜 Shame.
真棒 你不知道 中情局也不知道 Great. You don't know, the CIA don't know.
没人知道这家伙是谁吗 Nobody knows who this guy is?
没事 Fine.
说真的 没事 Seriously, that's fine.
当然不是真的没事 但我不是为这个来的 Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here.
哥们 你了解我的 我不在乎钱 Hell, man. You know me. Money's not my issue.
我早就可以从麻省理工退休 I could've retire straight out of MIT,
找个岛逍遥自在 让生意自生自灭去 fuck off to some island, let the business run itself.
没人要我拯救地球 是我自己想 Nobody told me to try and save the planet, I wanted to.
研究气候变化 游说政客 Climate change research, lobbying,
钻研多年 不断砸钱... years of study, billions of dollars...
但你知道我为什么退出吗 and you know why I quit?
因为我没看错的话 Because the last time I checked,
地球依然是一塌糊涂 the planet was still fucked.
因此我顿悟了 Hence, my epiphany.
钱解决不了问题 Money won't solve this.
那些自称为政客的蠢货们 Those idiots who call themselves politicians
只会把头埋进沙子 had buried their heads in the sand
毫无作为 只在乎连任 and stood for nothing but reelection.
所以我花了两年 寻找真正的解决方法 So I spent the last two years trying to find the real solution.
我找到了 And I found it.
如果你想知道如何让世界更美好 Now, if you really wanna make the world a better place,
那最好洗耳恭听 I suggest you open your fucking ears,
因为我现在就要告诉你 because I'm about to tell it to you.
说吧 瓦伦丁先生 我洗耳恭听 Go on, Mr. Valentine. I'm still listening.
只要你同意我提出的所有条款 As long as you agree to all my terms.
别紧张 听我说 保持冷静 No one panic. Listen to me. Stay calm.
该死 Fuck.
用马桶通气 马桶通气 Loo snorkels, loo snorkels.
-什么玩意 -用淋浴喷头 - Loose nottle? - Shower heads!
-淋浴喷头 -她说的对 快 快 - Shower heads? - She's right. Go, fucking go!
等等 为什么不直接开门 Hang on, what about pulling the fucking door?
恭喜你们完成了第一个任务 Congratulations on completing your first task.
查理 罗克茜 好样的 Charlie, Roxy, well done.
顺便提醒一下仍然一头雾水的人 For those of you who are still confused,
拿根软管穿过马桶的U型弯 if you can get a breathing tube around the U-bend of a toilet,
就能呼吸到无限的空气 you have an unlimited air supply.
简单的物理学知识 值得铭记 Simple physics, worth remembering.
艾格西 恭喜你发现了这是双面镜 Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror.
可能因为他见的太多了 He's probably seen enough of them.
好了 没什么可笑的 Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces.
因为按照标准 Because as far as I'm concerned,
你们全都不及格 every single one of you has failed.
你们全都忘记了最重要的事情 You all forgot the most important thing.
团队合作 Teamwork.
看来是玩真的啊 So much for classic army technique.
35 105 没错 就是这样 35, 105. That's it. That's it.
你好 Hello.
需要帮忙吗 Can I help you?
是的 我想咨询一下人类对地球的影响 Yes, I have a question about anthropogenic force.
真的吗 这事可有意思了 Really? Well, it's actually quite fascinating.
我的同事为了救你牺牲了 My colleague died trying to rescue you,
我相信你也看到了他有多厉害 and I'm sure you saw how well-trained he was,
所以你最好告诉我是谁绑架了你 so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you
为什么又放你走 and why they let you go?
我不知道... I have no idea what...
我不能说 他说这是... I'm not supposed to say, he said it was...
我的老天 我都没使劲儿 Oh, for God's sake, I barely touched you.
天啊... Oh, man...
植入设备已激活
这个王八蛋 不管他是谁 我都... Fuck that guy, whoever he is, I'm gonna...
竟然逼我杀了阿诺德教授 Made me kill Professor Arnold.
我他妈爱死阿诺德教授了 I goddamn love Professor Arnold.
好消息是 Well, the good news is,
我们知道了应急和监控系统运行良好 we know the emergency and surveillance system works.
你知道什么不是好消息吗 You know what's not good news?
"我的同事牺牲了" 他这么说的 "My colleague died", that's what he said.
这是个组织 他们现在盯上咱们了 This is an organisation and they're all over us.
-你跟哪些机构联系了 -我说了 - Whoever you spoke to...- I told you,
我联系了克格勃 军情六处 I made contact with the KGB, MI6,
摩萨德和北京 Mossad and Beijing.
都坚称那不是他们的人 They all insist he wasn't one of theirs.
北京 Beijing.
中国的秘密情报局连个特别点的名字都没有 So freaky how there's no recognizable name
想想就害怕 for the Chinese Secret Service.
不过那才叫秘密 对吧 Now that's what you call a secret, right?
这样 让他们去死吧 You know what? Fuck it.
我们必须加快速度 We need to speed things up.
提前发布产品 Bring the product release forward.
可还没完成大规模生产 We're only halfway into production,
加速是要多花钱的 and speeding it will cost a fortune.
你觉得我在乎吗 照我说的做 Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done!
你们昨晚应该已经意识到了 As some of you would have learnt last night,
对于王牌特工来说 团队合作至关重要 teamwork is paramount here at a Kingsman.
为了强化你们的技能 测试你们的极限 We're here to enhance your skills, test you to your limits,
你们必须每人选只小狗 which is why you're gonna pick a puppy.
你们去哪儿 狗就去哪儿 Wherever you go, your dog goes.
你们要照顾它 训练它 You will care for it, you will teach it.
把它们训练好 你们也就快了 And by the time it's fully trained, so will you be.
当然得保证不被淘汰 Those of you who're still here, that is.
明白了吗 Do you understand?
挑一只吧 Choose your puppy.
贵宾犬 A poodle?
怎么了 他们是猎犬 What? They're gundogs.
最古老的犬类了 容易训练 Oldest barking breed, easy to train.
哈巴狗 A pug?
这是斗牛犬吧 It's a bulldog, ain't it?
但它会长大的对不对 It'll get bigger, though, won't it?
该死的 Shit.
从磁共振成像来看 没有脑震荡的迹象 His MRI shows no signs of concussion.
头部也无明显外伤 No direct brain trauma at all.
要多久才能下床活动 How much longer can he be out?
这个问得好 That's the million dollar question.
我们不清楚他到底沾上了什么东西 We don't know what he was exposed to in there.
那哈利的录像呢 What about Harry's footage,
没有传送回终端吗 it didn't stream to his home terminal?
严格加密且无法破解 Encrypted and uncrackable.
所以等他醒了以后 If and when he comes around,
你最好请他分享一下密码 you might wanna have a word with him about sharing his password.
他会好起来的吧 Is he gonna be all right?
要耐心点 艾格西 We need to have patience, Eggsy.
但希望还是有的 But there's hope, okay?
我是你的话就会全心投入训练 If I were you, I'll concentrate on your training,
顺利通过所有测试 让他为你自豪 make it through the test, make him proud.
走啊 走啊 Come on, come on!
JB 动起来 动起来 JB, come on, come on!
我可不想因为你而垫底 I'm not coming last 'cause of you.
JB 再不走信不信我他妈毙了你 JB, I'll shoot you, got me? I'll fucking shoot you.
梅林不允许我抱着你走 Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you.
管他呢 Bollocks.
又进水了 Water!
-想打架 -算了 艾格西 - Come on, eh? - Eggsy, forget it!
怎么了 这么开不起玩笑 Oh, what's wrong, mate? You can't take a joke?
打架会被淘汰的 你这么做不值当 Seriously, you'll get thrown out and it's just not worth it.
我他妈才不在乎淘不淘汰 Maybe I don't give a fuck about get kicked out!
那动手啊 你个下等人 Do it. Come on, you pleb.
查理 滚一边去 Charlie, fuck off!
滚开 少来惹我 Yeah, go on. Walk away.
神经病 Dickhead.
没事了 JB Come on JB.
乖狗狗 Good boy.
你们有一小时完成测试 You have exactly one hour to complete the test,
计时开始 starting now.
前方八百米 发现新目标 New target, 800 metres.
真不敢相信你居然还赖在这 Yeah. It's unbelievable. You're still here,
跟一坨屎一样 冲都冲不走 lingering like some big steaming shit that just won't flush.
收到 目标已确认 Roger that.Target identified
你他妈就不能闭嘴吗 and how about you shut the fuck up?
确保少数族裔等弱势群体占有一定比例
这就是所谓的平权法案吧 Positive discrimination, that's what it is.
有的蠢货成绩差得很 It's like these fucking steak cookheads
但是照样能进牛津 who get into Oxford on C-grades,
就因为他老妈是个瘸子同性恋 'cause their mum is a one-leg lesbian.
你又不知道我成绩什么样 You don't know fuck all about my grades.
抱歉 我相信你学历一定很高 Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated.
准备好就开火吧 Fire when ready.
你觉得我需要平权法案吗 How's that for positive discrimination?
感谢二位的倾听 I want to thank you both for listening.
你们能远道而来我真的感激不尽 And I really, really appreciate you travelling all this way...
女王储殿下 Your Royal Highness.
还有您 首相 And you, too, Prime Minister.
你的主意真是妙极了 I think this is quite brilliant.
说真的 棒极了 It's absolutely brilliant.
你就是个彻头彻尾的疯子 You are completely crazy.
真是不好意思 公主殿下 Sorry, Your Royal Highness,
要想净化斯堪的纳维亚半岛 but you got a big role to play
您是不可缺少的一环 in getting the Scandinavian region back on track.
您备受尊敬 鼓舞人心 You're popular, inspirational,
还有强大的民众号召力 and you have the power to galvanize the people.
所以不管您合不合作 Now whether you're on board or not,
我都不得不坚持 I'm going to have to insist
将您安置在安全的地方 on getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety.
那您呢 首相 您要参与吗 How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out?
身为一个政客 我觉得事到如今 Well, I think it's about time that a politician did something
该干点有意义的事了 that actually made a difference.
说得好 Too true.
干嘛 What?
把她带走 Take her away.
喝一杯 Drink?
好啊 Why not?
别担心 公主不会受到任何伤害 Don't worry, no harm will come to the princess.
反正我是共和党的[反王室] Well, I am a republican anyway, so...
我又不在乎 it really doesn't matter.
放了公主 Release the princess.
好了 完成了 Okay, you're done.
感觉还行吧 Not so bad, right?
根本没感觉 Hardly felt a thing.
欢迎加入 Welcome aboard.
荣幸至极 Pleasure is all mine.
没人教你进门要先敲门吗 Ever heard of knocking?
我偷东西踩点时才会敲门 Only when I'm casing the place to rob.
梅林说你找我 Merlin said you wanted to see me?
但愿JB和你一样训练有素 I hope JB's training is going as well as yours is.
坐下 Sit.
恭喜你晋级六强 Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates.
你的测试成绩比我预想的好多了 Your test results were even better thant I could have hoped.
请进 Come in.
艾格西 Eggsy.
我们需要谈话 你可以回去了 I need to have a private conversation. You're dismissed.
说什么呢 让他看着 Nonsense. Let him observe.
说不定能学点东西 Might learn a thing or two.
好吧 来看看这个 As you wish. Take a look at this.
我的老天 我都没使劲儿 Oh, for God's sake, I barely touched you...
天啊... Oh, man...
我的老天 Fucking hell!
你也忒暴力了吧 哈利 That is rank, Harry.
居然爆了他的头 You blew up his head?
有点过头了吗 It's a bit much, ain't it?
事实上是他颈部的植入芯片引起了爆炸 Actually the explosion was caused by an implant in his neck.
就在伤疤下面 Here, under the scar.
我的装备有捕捉到触发信号吗 My hardware picked up the signal that triggered it?
好消息是捕捉到了 Fortunately, yes.
但坏消息是追踪到的IP地址 Unfortunately the I.P. Address I traced it to
属于瓦伦丁公司 is registered to the Valentine Corporation.
里士满·瓦伦丁
这可怎么找 Well, that's not much of a lead,
他在全世界可有几百万名员工 he has millions of employees worldwide.
里士满·瓦伦丁就是个天才 That Richmond Valentine is a genius.
你们没看他今天的发布会吗 Did you not see his annoucement today?
没有 No.
平均每人每年要花费近2000美元 We each spend on average 2000 dollars a year
用于购买手机和移动互联 on cellphone and Internet usage.
现在我很荣幸地宣布 It gives me great pleasure to announce
那个时代过去了 those days are over.
自明日起 无论男女老少 As of tomorrow, every man, woman and child
每人都能免费领取一张 can claim a free SIM card
适配所有电脑和手机的SIM卡 compatible with any cellphone, any computer
免费使用我的通讯网络 and utilize my communications network for free.
免费通话 Free calls,
免费通话
免费上网 free Internet,
免费上网
人人享有 for everyone...
人人享有
永久畅用 forever.
永久畅用
瓦伦丁的助理也有芯片植入的伤疤 Valentine's assistant has the same implant scar.
我有必要去会会瓦伦丁先生了 I think Mr. Valentine and I should have a tête-à-tête.
他下周要举办晚宴 He's having a gala dinner next week.
我帮你搞定邀请函 I'll get you an invitation.
不过你千万要小心 You need to be careful, though.
你昏迷后 数百名重要人物都离奇失踪 Since you've been out, hundreds of VIPs have gone missing,
也没有要求支付赎金...比如阿诺德教授 no ransom notes...exactly like Professor Arnold.
那就帮我找个值得被绑架的身份吧 And I suggest you make my alias somebody worth kidnapping.
你怎么了 恐高吗 What, you don't like heights?
是啊 不过还好 Yeah, it's okay.
我以前跳过伞 不过应该就是跳过才害怕 I've done it before, which is probably why, come to think of it.
放心吧 你会没事的 Hey, you're gonna be all right.
你可是班里成绩最好的 You're top of the class.
听好了 Listen up.
你们的任务是准确降落在目标地点 You mission is to land on the target
但不能被雷达发现 without the radar detecting you.
一旦被雷达发现或者偏移目标 I read you on the radar or you miss the target,
卷铺盖走人 you go home.
都听懂了吧 Is that understood?
20秒后抵达跳伞区域 Drop zone coming up, 20 seconds.
走吧 We gotta go.
艾格西 我觉得我做不到 Eggsy. I really don't think I can do this.
你当然做不到 Of course you can't.
去后面待着 先看我的吧 Get to the back and I'll show you how, yeah?
来吧 Come on!
艾格西 艾格西 等等 Eggsy. Eggsy, wait! Hang on!
罗克茜 别这么婆婆妈妈 Roxy, just stop fucking about!
跟着我就好 明白吗 Follow me, yeah?
爽 Come on!
罗克茜 再不跳就没戏了 Roxy, it's now or never!
跳 Jump!
好姑娘 罗克茜 干得漂亮 Good girl, Roxy! I'm glad you made it!
看我的 Look at me.
你们也来吧 Come on.
哎呦 你们心情都不错嘛 My, my, you're all very cheerful.
真以为这么一帆风顺就过了吗 You really think it was gonna be that straight forward?
傻子都能看懂屏幕上的数字 Any idiot can read a heads-up display,
不过身为王牌特工 but Kingsman agent needs to be able to
你得学会在高压环境下解决问题 solve problems under pressure...
比如有人没有降落伞该怎么办 like what to do when one of your group has no parachute.
-什么 -操 - What? - Shit!
谁没降落伞 No parachute? Who?
该死 Fuck!
到底是谁 Which one?
我们该怎么办 What do we do?
再说一次 找准目标 避开雷达 I told you, aim for the target, coming under the radar.
我也不想把谁从地上铲起来 And I hope not to be scraping one of you out.
但如果你真能摔进目标里 But if I do have to and you're inside the target...
我会对你刮目相看的 please know I'll be very impressed.
-该死 -见鬼 - Fuck! - Shit!
大家都听着 我有个计划 Everybody listen, I've got a plan.
两人一组 抓住离你最近的人 Pair up! Grab the closest person to.
-鲁夫斯 抓住我 -该死 - Rufus, come on! - Oh, fuck!
鲁夫斯 Rufus!
见鬼 我做不到 Oh shit, I can't!
该死 Fuck!
谢天谢地 Thank God!
鲁夫斯 你个缩头乌龟 Rufus, you wanker!
见鬼 现在是奇数了 Shit, we're in odd number now!
快 所有人围成一个圈 Quick, make a circle.
说得对 各位 快 Fuck. Right, boys, let's do it.
我们轮流打开降落伞 We pull our chords one by one.
找到那个倒霉蛋后 when we know who's fucked,
右手边的人就抓住他 the person on the right grabs him.
好的 艾格西 Okay, Eggsy.
好主意 艾格西 Good plan, Eggsy.
你还剩三十秒 加油 快 You have 30 seconds. Come on now, hurry!
我先来 Me first!
该死 Oh, fuck!
警告
高度过低
好了 下个我来 Okay, me next.
地面上见 伙计们 See you on the ground, boys.
该我了 Now me.
该死 Fuck!
罗克茜 Rox,
无论如何我都会保护你 明白吗 no matter what happens now, I've got you, all right?
警告
高度过低
明白 艾格西 Okay, Eggsy.
-你先来行吗 -好 - Yours first, okay? - Yeah.
该死 Shit!
糟糕 Shit!
警告
高度过低
见鬼 Shit!
罗克茜 Rox!
雨果 迪格比 Hugo. Digby.
进不了目标就做不了特工 You don't land in the K, you're not in the K.
鲁夫斯 降落伞开太早 Rufus, you opened too soon.
怕雷达上看不到你吗 You're all over the radar.
你们三个 收拾行李回家吧 All three of you, pack your bags and go home.
艾格西 罗克茜 祝贺你们 Eggsy, Roxy. Congratulations.
你们刷新了记录 You set a new record.
可不是谁都敢降到300英尺才开降落伞 Opening at 300 feet, that's pretty ballsy.
恭喜你们完成又一项任务 解散 Well done for completing another task. Fall out.
不好意思 先生 Sorry, sir.
你凭什么选我当倒霉蛋 But why the fuck did you choose me as the gim?
你觉得我可以牺牲掉吗 Am I the expendable candidate?
不准你那么跟我说话 No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that.
有什么牢骚 过来悄悄跟我说 You have a complaint, you come here and you whisper in my ear.
我给你减减背上的负担 You need to take that chap off your shoulder.
德维尔先生 见到您真高兴 Mr. De Vere. It's a pleasure to meet you.
真不好意思 是我记错晚宴时间了吗 I'm awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up.
不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no.
我专门为您取消了晚宴 I cancelled the gala because of you.
这么大手笔的捐赠 当然得单独宴请 Anybody willing to donate that much deserves their own dinner.
请进吧 Come in.
多谢了 Thank you.
不得不承认我非常期待见到您 Gotta admit I was really intrigued to meet you.
我不认识的亿万富翁真不多 There aren't many billionaires I don't know.
肯定 I don't doubt it.
我找人查了下您的资料 Obviously, I had my people looked into your fair and...
发现您来自一个富贵世家 that's some pretty old money you're from.
你们的钱是怎么赚的啊 How did you folks make it?
大部分是地产 不动产交易 Property, mostly. Property in the markets.
您不用担心 没有来路不明的钱 Nothing questionable, if that's your concern.
不是这个意思 Oh, no.
我只是想了解您是个怎样的人 No. I'm just into finding out what kind of a person you are,
您应该能理解的吧 I assume you understand that.
当然 I most certainly do.
-您一定饿了吧 -饿坏了 - Hope you're hungry. - I'm famished.
那就好 请坐 Good. Grab a seat.
-请给我巨无霸 -眼光不错 - I'll have the Big Mac, please. - Great choice,
但要说最好 but nothing beats
还是搭配秘制酱料的双吉士堡餐 two cheeseburgers with secret sauce.
和1945年的拉菲葡萄酒是绝配 It's goes great with this '45 Lafite.
经典组合 A classic pairing.
至于餐后甜点 Now may I suggest Twinkies
可以试试1947年的滴金贵腐甜白 and 1947' Château d'Yquem
配奶油夹心蛋糕 for pudding?
这个我喜欢 I like it.
话说回来 您想捐款给我的基金会 So, you want to donate to my foundation.
您应该知道那方面的研究已经暂缓了吧 You are aware that I wind things down in that area, right?
可气候变化对我们来说都是威胁 Climate change is a threat which affects us all,
瓦伦丁先生 Mr. Valentine.
有权势的人没几个赞同我的 And you're one of the few powerful man
而您是其中之一 who seems to share my concern.
我之所以关停是因为毫无进展 I shut things down because I wasn't getting anywhere.
每一项研究都指向同一个结果 Every bit of research just pointing to the same thing.
碳排放只是个烟雾弹 The carbon emissions are a red herring
恐怕现在无论怎么补救 and we're way past the point of no return
都是无济于事了 no matter what remedial actions we take.
你挺明白啊 You know your shit.
其实有时我还挺嫉妒那些 I sometimes envy the blissfully ignorance of those less,
对这个世界不是那么... well versed in their...
明白的人 shit.
阿诺德教授常说 As Professor Arnold always said,
"人类是唯一一种 "Human kind is the only virus cursed
知道宿主经不起折腾的 to live with the horrifying knowledge of its host's
可怜病毒" fragile mortality."
知道阿诺德教授的人可不多 You know, not a lot people knew about him.
您喜欢看间谍片吗 德维尔先生 You like spy movies, Mr. De Vere?
现代的间谍片我觉得太严肃了 Nowadays, they're all a little serious, to my taste.
老片子更精彩 The old ones. Marvelous.
虽然剧情牵强夸张 但我看不厌 Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day.
邦德系列电影啊 The old Bond movies! Oh, man!
我小时候就梦想成为他 When I was a kid, that was my dream job.
绅士间谍 Gentlemen spy.
我认为邦德系列里最出彩的还是反派 I always felt the old Bond film were only as good as the villain.
我小时候 As a child, I rather
倒是想做一个放眼未来的自大狂 fancied a futuristic colourful meglaomaniac.
只可惜我们都得长大 What a shame we both had to grow up.
用餐愉快 Bon appétit.
给我几天时间来考虑您的提议 Just give me a couple of days to think over your proposal,
然后我派人与您手下联系 就没问题了 I'll have my people get in touch with yours, and it's all good.
也谢谢您的...欢乐餐 And thank you for such a...Happy Meal.
怎么样 要我跟踪他吗 Well? Want me to follow him?
用不着 Nah.
我在酒里下了微型追踪器 I put a nano tracker gel in the wine.
他接下来24小时做了什么我们都会知道 We'll know his every move for the next 24 hours,
总算能知道他是谁的人了 and finally find out who he works for.
我一直没能离开瓦伦丁视线 Valentine didn't let me out of his sight.
我只在进去的时候看到了这个 All I got was this on the way in.
南部林间教堂是肯塔基州的一个仇恨团体 South Glade Mission Church is a hate group based in Kentucky.
联调局已经监视他们好几年了 FBI had been monitoring them for years.
怎么 你觉得瓦伦丁支持他们吗 What, you think Valentine is a supporter?
目前还没有证据表明双方有联系 No evidence yet of direct connection,
不过我会继续查的 but I'll keep looking.
啊对了 Oh, by the way.
那一长串失踪人口 Ever-growing list of missing persons
又多了个瑞典王室 now includes Scandinavian royalty.
蒂尔达女王储 The Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
快放我出去 你个疯子 Just let me out, you psycho!
我说了 你想什么时候出去都行 I told you, you're free to go any time you want...
只要你答应我的条件 as long as you agree to my conditions.
我同意才怪 I don't agree,
我死也不会同意 and I am never ever going to agree.
够了 Enough yet.
贱人 Bitch!
最近几周失踪的名流贵族 The list of missing celebirties and dignitaries
越来越多 has continued to grow in recently weeks,
社会各方均在给各国首脑施压 and world leaders are coming under increase pressure
要求他们给个答复 to provide answers.
我们正动用所有力量寻找蒂尔达王储 We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde.
公主失踪
瑞典首相回应大批名流贵族失踪事件
我告诉你 世界各国的政府和情报部门 You know, governments and security forces worldwide
正通力合作 力图揪出绑架事件的幕后真凶 are working together to find the person behind these abductions.
免费通话 免费上网 人人享有 永久畅用
另一条新闻 世界各地的人们 In other news, people all over the world
昼夜排队 continued to wait in line
领取免费的手机卡 day and night to get their free SIM cards.
-P夫人 你也领了一个 -是啊 - Mrs. P, you get one? - Yeah,
我排了一天的队 yeah, I've been queueing up all day.
这次史无前例的大赠送 This unprecedented give away
由慈善家里士满·瓦伦丁发起 by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine
目前已送出超过十亿张手机卡 has already seen over a billion cards distributed...
坐着吧 At ease.
你们以为今天没事了吗 So you thought we were done for the day?
还没完 Well, we're not.
-派对 -今晚 就在伦敦 -A party? - Tonight, in London.
-这是谁 -你的目标 - Who's this? - Your target.
你们的任务就是使用谈话技巧 Your mission is to use your NLP training
把照片上的那个人抢到手 to win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope.
不仅要到手 更要能上手 And when I say win over, I do mean in the biblical sense.
简单 Easy.
这种高贵的女生就喜欢玩硬的 Posh girls love a bit of rough.
看谁能到手咯 是不是 We'll see about that, yeah?
看谁能到手咯 We certainly will.
抱歉 我实在忍不住想告诉你 Hi, sorry, I just have to come over and say,
好美的眼睛 amazing eyes.
你不会戴了美瞳了吧 Are you wearing colour contacts?
-当然没有 -怎么可能 - No! - You so are.
不是吧 他打压你 笑死人了 Oh, my God, negging, that's hilarious,
这招还是世纪初的人用的吧 I haven't heard anyone tried that since the Naughties.
-什么 -打压 故意对美女 - Excuse me? - Negging, saying something negative
进行负面评价 降低她的社交价值 to a pretty girl, in order to undermine her social value.
目的就是激你赢取他的肯定 It's supposed to make you want to win his approval.
小儿科的谈话操纵技巧而已 Absurdly basic neural linguistic programming technique.
是我的错觉吗 这香槟味道有点怪 Is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny?
-是你不会品而已 -可能是因为不是好货 - It's an acquired taste, mate. - I think it's just cheap.
那就喝杯我这个 很好喝的 Get one of these instead, they're delicious.
我跟你说 如果你打算 You know, if you're into
研究勾引技巧的话 绝对要向这家伙学习 seduction techniques, this guy is text book.
瞧见他刚才怎么做的了吗 那叫起话头 See what he just did? It's called an opinion openner.
用一个中性问题来让你开口 Got you talking with a neutral question.
让我们所有人都卷进对话里 Got the whole of us involved in the conversation,
好让你急于吸引他的注意力 so that you craved individual attention.
我只是说这酒喝着不太对 No, I'm just saying the champagne tastes wrong.
苏菲·蒙太古·哈灵女士 前台有您的电话 Lady Sophie Montague Harring, phone call for you at reception.
-我去去就回 -待会儿见 - Be right back. - We'll see you in a little bit, yeah?
待会儿见 See you in a bit.
你的手法不好罗克茜 有点太强硬了 Bad job, Rox. Feeling a bit rough.
-你还好吗 -不好 - You all right? - No.
抱歉偷听到你们谈话 Sorry to ears drop,
不过想让人跟你回家 but you know there's a much
还有个简单得多的办法 easier way to guarantee getting someone home.
比如迷药 Rohypnol.
或者药效更强的 Or even something stronger.
你他妈谁啊 Who the fuck are you?
我在哪 Where am I?
这把刀 能救你的命 This knife can save your life.
-操 -我的雇主有两个问题 艾格西 - Fuck. - My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy.
王牌特工是什么鬼 谁是哈利·哈特 What the fuck is Kingsman, and who's Harry Hart?
我不知道你说的是谁 该死 I don't know what the fuck that is. Shit.
艾格西 我刚刚 Eggsy, I just killed two of
处决了你的两个朋友 他们全都是这套屁话 your friends who give me the same bullshit answer.
我操 快他妈把绳子切断 求你了 Fuck. Just cut the fucking ropes, please.
艾格西 王牌特工真值得你送死吗 Eggsy, is Kingsman worth dying for?
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去你妈的 Fuck you!
恭喜 做得真漂亮 Congratulations. Bloody well done.
其他人怎么样 How the others do?
罗克茜完美过关 下一个该查理了 Roxy passed with flying colours, Charlie's up next.
-想看看吗 -当然 - Wanna watch? - Yeah. All right.
王牌特工真值得你送死吗 Is Kingsman really worth dying for?
值得才怪 我全都告诉你 求你了 No, it fucking isn't! Shit, I'll tell you what you want, please.
切斯特·金是亚瑟 Chester King is Arthur.
亚瑟是名为王牌特工的特工组织的头目 Arthur is the head of a spy agency and it's called Kingsman.
-快放开我 -多谢你查理 万分感谢 - Get me out of here. - Thank you Charlie. Much appreciated.
不 你说话不算数 No! That wasn't the fucking deal.
我还对你寄予厚望 I had such high hopes for you.
真是丢人 You're a bloody disgrace.
亚瑟 对不起 解开我吧 Arthur, I'm sorry, please untie me.
自己解去 Untie yourself.
亚瑟 亚瑟 求你了 Arthur, Arthur, please.
混蛋 Shit.
-有人吗 -加拉哈德 珀西瓦尔 恭喜 - Anyone? Hello? - Galahad, Perceval, congratulations.
你们的候选人 Your candidates have reached
正式晋级考核的最后一关 the final stage of the testing process.
依照传统 给你们24小时的时间共处 As traditional goes, you now have 24 hours to spend with them.
艾格西 要知道你父亲当年也到了这一关 Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point.
从现在起 都是真枪实弹了 明白吗 From now on, there are no safety nets, understood?
很好 解散吧 Good, dismissed.
查理 该回家了 Charlie, time to go home.
去你妈的 看我不叫我爸来整你们 Fuck you, my fucking dad's gonna heard about this.
尿 还是不尿 To pee or not to pee?
那是我在巴黎 That was the headline the
成功拆除脏弹当天的报纸头条 day after I defused the dirty bomb in Paris.
02世界杯预选赛
-德国1:5英格兰 -错过了那场比赛 - Germany 1, England 5. - Missed that game.
我当时正在五角大楼瓦解卧底间谍组织 I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon.
1981.7.29 查尔斯王子与戴安娜王妃婚礼
我第一个任务 My first mission.
挫败了针对玛格丽特·撒切尔的刺杀行动 Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher.
这事可有人不想感谢你 Not everybody had thanked you for that one.
关键在于 艾格西 The point is, Eggsy,
根本就没人谢过我 nobody thanked me for any of them.
这些事当天的报纸头条都是些名流的花边新闻 Front page news in all these occasions were celebrity nonsense.
我认为身为王牌特工 I think it's the nature of
取得了成就也不该为人知 Kingsman that our achievements remain secret.
一位绅士的名字 A gentleman's name should
应该只在报纸上出现三次 appear in the newspaper only three times.
出生时 结婚时 过世时 When he's born, when he marrys, and when he dies.
而身为王牌特工 首先是一位绅士 And we are first and foremost gentlemen.
那我没指望了 就跟查理说的似的 It's me fucked then. It's like Charlie said.
-我就是个下等人 -胡说 - I'm just a pleb. - Nonsense.
是不是绅士 Being a gentleman has nothing
和一个人的出身没有任何关系 to do with the circumstances of one's birth.
绅士风度是学来的 Being a gentleman is something one learns.
怎么学 Yeah, but how?
好吧 第一课 All right, first lesson.
你坐下之前要先征求我的许可 You should've asked me before you took a seat.
第二课 Second lesson,
学会调正宗的马提尼 how to make a proper martini.
好的 哈利 Yes, Harry.
见鬼 疼死个人了 Goddamn it. This fucking hurts.
是你自己非要装生物特征识别系统的 You are the one who ask for a biometric security system.
-装个按钮不行吗 -按钮 - What's wrong with a simple switch? - A simple switch?
这可是一台极其危险的机器 This is an extremely dangerous machine.
操作它的人 It should only be operated
只能是我这样又负责又理智的人 by someone as responsible and sane as me.
如果落进坏蛋手里 那就糟啦 Bad shit could happen if this falls into the wrong hand.
-完事了吗 疼死了 -没 还有这个 - We done here? Shit. - No. Now this one.
教堂测试的开关 For the test of the church.
这个范围很小 装个按钮就够了 This one does have a short range, a simple switch will do.
你要不要教我《窈窕淑女》里那种腔调 So you're gonna teach me how to talk proper like My Fair Lady?
别犯傻 Don't be absurd.
绅士和口音没有关系 Being a gentleman has nothing to do with one's accent,
关键在于接受现在的自己 it'a about being at ease in one's own skin.
正如海明威所说 As Hemmingway said,
优于别人 并不高贵 there's nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man,
真正的高贵是优于过去的自己 true nobility is being superior to your former self.
那么 绅士必备品第一件 合体西装 Now, first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit,
我指的是全定制西装 绝不要买成衣 by which I mean a bespoke suit, never off the peg.
王牌特工的西装都是防弹的 And Kingsman's suits are always bulletproof.
你先去量量尺寸 无论你能不能通过考核 So let's get you measured and whether you get the job or not,
你都能有一件长久 you'll have a lasting and
且有用的纪念品 纪念在这的时光 useful memento of your time at Kingsman.
实在抱歉 先生 另一位先生正在试衣 I'm so sorry, sir. But a gentleman is completing his fitting.
二号试衣室可用 Fitting Room 2 is available.
第一次可不能在二号试衣室凑合 One does not use Fitting Room 2 when one is popping one's cherry.
要不我先带你去三号试衣室看一看 Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room 3, while we wait.
-这次是向上还是向下 -都不是 - So we're going up or down? - Neither.
-就这样吗 -当然不是 - This is it? - Of course not.
拉一下你左边的挂钩 Pull the hook on your left.
棒 真是棒 Oh, yes, very, very nice.
你需要一双好鞋来搭配西装 You're going to need a pair of shoes to go with your suit.
鞋舌露出的系带正装鞋都叫牛津鞋 An Oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing,
这装饰性的花纹就叫雕花 this additional decorative piece is called Brogueing.
牛津鞋 不雕花 Oxfords, not brogues.
受用一生啊 艾格西 受用一生 Words to live by, Eggsy, words to live by.
穿一双试试 Try a pair.
顺便说一句 你武器课程分数蛮高的嘛 Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way.
这些你都见过了 These you're familiar with,
而这是我们的标准配枪 and this is our standard issue pistol.
可以看出外形不同寻常 It's quite unique as you'll see it,
在混乱的近战环境下还能发射霰弹 it also fires shot gun cartridge for use in messy close range situations.
-感觉怎样 -挺好的 - How do they feel? - Yeah, good.
现在你模仿一下 Now do your very best impersonation
德国贵族式的正礼 of a German aristocrat's formal greeting.
错 艾格西 No, Eggsy.
太牛逼了 That is sick.
过去鞋跟里还装着移动电话 In the old days they had a phone in the heels as well.
该怎么缩回去 How do I get it back in?
刀刃上涂了一层 Well it's coated with one of
目前发作最快的神经毒素 所以... the fastest acting neurotoxins known to man, so...
千万小心 very carefully.
这东西我玩过许多次了 Now, I've had a lot of fun with this.
是我们顶尖化工技术的结晶 One of our finest examples of chemical engineering.
这种毒药服下后是无害的 A poison, harmless when ingested,
但你完全可以视情形需要远程激活 but at a time convenient to you, can be remotely activated.
随时可以致命 Primed, lethal.
那这些呢 是做什么用的 What about these? What do these do?
-电击器吗 -别逗了 那是手榴弹 - Electrocute you? - Don't be ridiculous. That's a hand grenade.
不是吧 Shut up.
想电人的话 要用印章戒指 You want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring.
传统绅士会把印章戒指戴在左手上 A gentleman traditionally wears the signet ring on his left hand,
但王牌特工 but a Kingsman wears it
都戴在惯用手上 on which ever hand happens to be dominant.
按下戒指上的触点 就会发出五万伏电压 Touch the contact behind the ring, it delivers 50,000 Volts.
-那些呢 有什么特殊的地方 -没什么 - And what about them? What makes them so special? - Nothing.
是大众科技终于追上了间谍科技的步伐 That technology's caught up with the spy world.
放回去 艾格西 Put it back, Eggsy.
正好 那位先生试衣结束了 Ah, perfect timing. The gentleman's just finished.
德维尔先生 好巧啊 Mr. De Vere, what a coincidence.
我就是因为你来的 You are totally the reason I'm here.
你从我家走了之后 When you left my house,
我就特想弄件你那样帅爆了的晚礼服 I was thirsting for that dope ass smoking jacket you had on.
我要去皇家爱斯科赛马会 And since I'm going to Royal Ascot,
必须得穿这种正装吧 apparently you need one of these penguin suits.
所以我就来了 你来干什么了 Here I am. What are you doing here?
你好啊哥们 我是里士满·瓦伦丁 What's up man? Richmond Valentine.
这是我新招的随扈 我带他来见我的裁缝 This is my new valet, I was just introducing him to my tailor.
太巧了 我也是 Another coincidence. So am I.
您又考虑我的提议了吗 Have you had any chance to think further on my proposal?
当然了 Most definitely.
我的人 My people will be getting
很快会和你联系的 我保证 in touch with you very soon. I guarantee it.
提个建议 去皇家赛马会还需要戴大礼帽 A word of advise. Ascot requires top hat.
我建议您去洛扣公司 定制礼帽 I might suggest Lock and Co., hatters.
-圣詹姆斯街上 -烤鱼的烤 - St. James'. - Lox as in smoked fish?
锁扣的扣 As in 'locked up'.
有时候真是听不懂你们说的话 I have trouble understanding you people some times.
你们都 不好好说话 Y'all...talk so funny.
先生们 他就麻烦你们了 Gentlemen, would you look after him, please.
这才是爆有型的礼帽 Now, this is a dope ass top hat.
瞪羚 咱们看赛马去 Gazelle, let's go Ascotting.
怎么回事 瞪羚 What happened there, Gazelle?
快点 我要让女王等我了 Come on, don't make me late for the queen.
快走 瞪羚 要迟到了 Come on, Gazelle. We gonna be late.
赛马场多远 多远来着 How far is Ascot? How far?
-梅林说您想见我 长官 -请坐 - Merlin said you wanted to see me, sir? - Sit down.
-小狗挺不错 叫什么 -JB - Pretty dog. What's his name? - JB.
-詹姆斯·邦德的缩写 -不是 - As in James Bond? - No.
-杰森·伯恩 -不 是杰克·鲍尔- Jason Bourne? - No, Jack Bower.
美剧《24小时》男主
选得好 Bravo.
虽然我不想承认 艾格西 It pains me to admitt it, Eggsy,
但我你也许有一天 but I think that one day
也能成为和他们一样优秀的特工 you might be as good a spy as any of them.
拿着 Take it.
把狗打死 Shoot the dog.
枪上膛了 把狗打死 This weapon is live. Shoot the dog.
把枪给我 Give me the gun.
还是姑娘有胆子 At lease the girl's got balls.
出去 Get out.
我就知道你不行 I knew you couldn't make it.
回家吧 Go home.
梅林 请让罗克茜进来吧 Merlin, send in Roxy, please.
欢迎加入王牌特工 Welcome, to Kingsman.
兰斯洛特 Lancelot.
-妈 -艾格西 - Mom. - Eggsy.
天啊你去哪了 我担心死你了 God, where you've been? I've been so worried about you.
天啊 你都长这么大了 Oh my days, just look how big you grow.
-他在哪 -我没事 艾格西 - Where is he? - I'm fine. Eggsy.
求你了 求你别去惹他 Please, please, just don't get involved.
不 我就不该留下你一个人 No, I should've never have left you on your own.
这事到此为止了 This stops right now.
-马上回来 -艾格西 - Be right back. - Eggsy.
-迪恩 -小废物 你回来了 - Dean. - Oh, Mugsy, so you're back.
怎么 现在改偷出租车了 What, you nicked a fucking taxi now?
没错 我要跟你谈谈我妈眼上的伤 Yeah. Can I have a word about my mom's black eye.
你还想跟我谈 你一下那出租车 You wanna have a word with me, you get out that cab,
我立马打得你找不着北 I'll knock you staight back down your fucking ass.
先让你的狗腿子进去 然后我再出来 Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out.
去吧 小子们 两下就搞定了 Go on, lads. There'll be two hits.
一下揍他 一下他倒地 Me hittin' him. And him hittin' the floor.
来吧 小兔崽子 Come on, then, you prick.
看看你有什么本事 想打我 Let's see what you got, eh? Want a bit of me?
-你干什么 -不 不 别这样 - What you're doing? - No, no, no. Come on.
你干什么 你要去哪儿 What you're doing? Where you going?
你这个蠢货 就这么没种 You mug. What, you ain't got no bollocks?
那家伙打了我妈妈 Come on, he hit my fucking mum!
等你带种了再来找我吧 蠢货 Come back when you've grown a pair. Muggsy.
你为了一只狗放弃了自己的大好前程 You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog.
然后你还偷了我老板的车给我蒙羞 And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss's car.
你为了一份破工作就冲自己的狗开枪 You shot a dog just to get a fucking job.
没错 Yes, I did.
每次我上厕所看到泡菜 就想起当时的场景 And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit.
你打死自己的狗还把它做成了标本吗 You shot your dog and had it stuffed?
你个变态 You fucking freak.
不 我对我的狗开枪了 No, I shot my dog,
之后我把它带回家里 and then I brought him home and
又继续养了它11年 continue to care for him for the next 11 years,
直到它死于胰腺炎 until he died of pancreatitis.
-什么 -那是空弹 艾格西 - What? - It was a blank, Eggsy.
只是发空弹 It was a fucking blank.
-你还记得阿米莉亚吗 -记得 - Remember Amelia? - Yeah.
她并没有淹死 She didn't drown.
她是我们柏林技术部门的人 She works in our tech department in Berlin.
还活得好好的 She's fine.
必须要测试你的极限 Limits must be tested,
除非需要你救人一命 否则不能牺牲他人 Kingsman only condone the risking of a life to save another.
比如你疏忽了 我爸却牺牲生命救你吗 Like my dad saved your life, even though your fuck-up cost his?
你怎么不把他也做成标本放在这儿 What, you got him stuffed here and all?
你看不出来我做的一切 Can't you see that everything
都是为了报答他的救命之恩吗 I've done has been about trying to repay him?
哈利 你听这个 Harry, listen to this.
瓦伦丁终于说了点有用的了 Valetine's at last saying something of note.
你们知道我为什么喜欢笔和纸吗 You know what I love about pen and paper?
因为没人能入侵 Nobody can hack into this shit.
我们的环球之旅是一个巨大的成功 Our world wide tour was a complete success.
我们已经全部搞定了 We have total coverall.
英国 女王 爱丁堡公爵 威尔士亲王 康沃尔公爵夫人 剑桥公爵及公爵夫人 乔治王子 哈利王子
就像玩宾戈的时候 把数字全划掉一样 Like when all your numbers in bingo are crossed out.
宾戈 Bingo?
宾戈 那个数字游戏 你应该玩过吧 Bingo, the game, you have played bingo, right?
你看我像是玩过吗 Do I look like I play bingo?
关键是 The point is,
如果明天教堂的实验顺利的话 if our test go well at the church tomorrow,
我们就可以行动了 we are good to go.
南部林间教堂 South Glade Mission Church.
-梅林 准备好飞机 -好 - Merlin get the plane ready. - Will do.
-哈利 对不起 我 -你确实该道歉 - Harry, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna do... - You should be.
你老实待在这儿 You just stay right there,
等我解决了问题再收拾你 I'll sort this mess up when I get back.
肯塔基 美国
我告诉你们 看看这世界吧 And I say to you, bear witness.
小心绞刑架 小心绞刑架 阿门 Watch the noose. Watch the noose, Amen.
洪水 无辜之人泼洒鲜血 Floods, the blood of the innocent spilled.
还有人怀疑这不是上帝在降怒吗 And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God.
我们堕落的政府纵容鸡奸 离婚 堕胎 Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion,
还有人在怀疑 这不是伪基督干的吗 and yet some still doubt, this is work of the Antichrist.
哪怕你不是犹太人 You do not have to be a Jew,
黑人 妓女 a nigga, a whore, or an
或是信仰科学的进化论支持者... atheistic science-loving evolution spouter...
说得真好 Charming sermon.
你能看到瓦伦丁吗 Can you see Valetine anywhere?
朋友们 虽然他是公正的上帝 他也只是 So my friends, although he is a just God, he is justly...
你能肯定我们在范围外吗 You're sure we're out of range?
离那一千多英尺呢 怎么了 We're over thousand feet away, what's wrong?
要是计算有误怎么办 What if the calculations are wrong?
你只要相信我就好了 You just have to trust me.
犹太人 黑人 还有同性恋 Jew, niggar, fag lovers
和恶魔将永世身受烈焰煎熬 and the devil is burning for all eternity.
-请让一下 -你要去哪儿 - Excuse me. - Where're you going?
你搞什么 What's your problem?
我是一个信奉天主教的男妓 I'm a Catholic whore currently enjoying a congress out of wedlock
还和一个犹太裔的黑人搞婚外情 with my black jewish boyfriend
他在一家军方的流产门诊部工作 who works at a military abortion clinic.
撒旦万岁 So hail Satan.
祝您有一个愉快的下午 夫人 And have a lovely afternoon, madam.
天哪 他要走了 我得马上开始实验 Oh, shit, he's leaving, I'm starting the test now.
但愿他们都领了我们的SIM卡 Hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
你个异教徒休想离开这座教堂 You do not leave this church like the infidel you are.
他会吞食你的后代 He will eat your babies...
主的血液会淹没你的 主不会拯救你 You will drown in the blood of the Lord. He will not save you.
我操 Oh fuck.
天哪 我不能看这个 到这儿来 Oh shit, I can't watch this. Get over here.
天哪 不是吧 Jesus, fuck.
加拉哈德 你能听到我说话吗 Galahad, can you hear me?
哈利 Harry.
哈利 这是怎么回事 Harry, what the heck is going on?
你能把声音关小点吗 Can you just turn the volume down, please?
没想到效果这么好 I didn't expect it to be that effective.
这效果有多好 What kind of response are we talking?
100% One hundred percent.
不管领没领手机卡 所有人都被影响了吗 So everyone's been effected, whether they have a sim card or not?
还能顺便消灭个王牌特工 And we get to add the benefit of wiping out the Kingsman.
还没死呢 Not yet.
你该看看这个 Oh, you need to see this.
你对我做了什么 我控制不了自己 What did you do to me? I had no control.
我把那些人全杀了 I killed all those people.
-而且是自愿的 -很聪明 是不是 - I wanted to. - Clever, isn't it?
简单来说 就是发射神经电信号 In simple terms, it's a neurological wave,
会大大激发人的侵略性 that triggers the center of aggression,
并且关闭人体的抑制机能 and switches off the inhibiters.
是你拿恶心的免费SIM卡吧 Transmitted through your nasty free sim cards I assume?
你知道这像什么吗 You know what this looks like?
就像我们都爱看的老电影 This like those old movies we both love.
现在我应该把自己的计划都告诉你 Now I'm gonna tell you my whole plan
然后想出一种 and then I'm gonna come up
复杂又古怪的方法杀你 with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you
可你会想出一个同样绝妙的方式逃脱 and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape.
我觉得可以这样 Sounds good to me.
可这不是那种电影 Well, this ain't that kind of movie.
不 No!
他死了吗 Is he dead?
冲人脑袋开一枪 一般都会死的 That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head.
-感觉不错吧 -不 一点都不好 - It feels good, right? - No, it does not feel good.
感觉糟透了 It feels fucking awful.
什么 教堂里多少人都是你杀的 What? You just killed how many people in that church?
-这才一个 -不 那些人是自相残杀 - This is one guy. - No, no, no, they killed each other.
好了 设好倒计时 我们的派对 Okay, send down the countdown clock. This party starts...
明天开始 tomorrow.
亚瑟 Arthur.
-你在吗 -很不幸 我在 - Are you there? - Sadly, I am.
召集所有王牌特工 Assemble the Kingsmen.
你难道看不出来我做的一切 Can't you see that everything
都是为了报答他的救命之恩吗 I've done has been about trying to repay him?
是个充满潜力的小伙子 I see a young man with potential,
这辈子想做点好事 who wants to do something good in his life.
亚瑟 哈利死了 Arthur, Harry's dead.
加拉哈德死了 我们刚敬了他一杯 Galahad is dead. Hence, we have just drunk a toast to him.
那你也知道那个疯子要做什么吧 Well, then you know what that psycho's doing.
全世界有多少人领了他的手机卡 How many people around the world have got those SIM cards?
瓦伦丁可以把信号发给他们任何一个人 Valentine can send his signal to any of them, all of them,
一旦他们都开始自相残杀 if they all go homicidal at the same time, then...
多亏了加拉哈德的录像 Indeed, and thanks to Galahad's recordings,
我们拿到了瓦伦丁的供词 we have Valentine's confession.
这份情报将会递交给有关部门 The intellegence have been passed on to the relevant authorities,
我们的任务完成了 our work is complete.
这也是我们死去的战友留下的珍贵遗产 And a most distinguished legacy for our fallen friend it is too.
就这样吗 And that's it?
来 坐下 孩子 Come and sit down, boy.
这是1815年的拿破仑白兰地 This, is an 1815 Napoleonic Brandy.
只有王牌特工中有人牺牲时 我们才会饮用 And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman.
加拉哈德很欣赏你 Galahad was very fond of you.
这一次 我觉得我们可以适当地 And on this occasion, I think it's acceptable for us,
破一下例 to bend the rules a little.
那些都是王牌特工吗 These are all Kingsmen?
是的 他们是创始人 Yes, they're founder members.
咱们两个敬杯酒 I want you to join me in a toast.
敬加拉哈德 To Galahad.
哈利说你不喜欢破例 亚瑟 Harry said you don't like to break rules, Arthur.
现在为什么破例 Why now?
你表现很好 艾格西 You're very good, Eggsy.
也许我会提议由你来接替加拉哈德的职位 Perhaps I will make you my proposal for Galahad's position.
当然了 前提是你和我 Provided of course, if we can
能在一些政治问题上达成共识 see eye to eye on certain political matters.
你来猜一猜 这是什么 Can you guess, what this is?
我不用猜 哈利告诉过我了 I don't have to, Harry showed me.
你一按 我就死 You click it, I die.
我就觉得那白兰地味道有点怪 I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.
-很好 -瓦伦丁收买了你 - Bravo. - Valentine won you over, somehow.
他一解释 我就明白了 Once he explained, I understood.
你感染上病毒 就会发烧 When you get a virus, you get a fever,
这是人体通过升温 that's the human body raising
来杀灭病毒 it's core temperature to kill the virus.
地球也是一样 Planet Earth works the same way.
全球变暖是地球在发烧 而人类正是病毒 Global warming is the fever. Mankind is the virus.
我们让地球病了 We're making our planet sick.
只能寄希望于大清洗 A cull is our only hope.
如果不主动减少人口 If we don't reduce our population ourselves,
最终只有那么两种结局 there's only one or two ways this gonna go.
宿主杀死病毒 或是病毒杀死宿主 The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host.
-不管哪一种 -结果都是一样的 - Either way... - The result is the same.
病毒会被消灭 The virus dies.
因此瓦伦丁决定亲自解决人口问题 So Valentine's gonna take care the population problem himself.
就算我们不行动 大自然也会行动 But if we don't do something, nature will.
有时候 必须清洗掉低等人类 Sometimes the culling is the
才能保证种族的繁衍 only way to ensure that the species survives.
历史将会见证 And history will see Valentine
瓦伦丁拯救人类于灭顶之灾 as a man who saved humanity from extinction.
所以他来决定清洗谁 是吗 And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he?
他有钱的朋友都会活下来 All his rich mates they get to live,
他认为有价值活下去的人 and anyone he thinks is worth saving
无论他们是否赞成 他都会保护他们 he's keeping them safe. Whether they agree with him or not.
至于你 艾格西 看哈利的面子 And you, Eggsy, in Harry's honor,
我邀请你成为新世界的一员 I am inviting you to be part of a new world.
该做决定了 It's time to make your decision.
我还是见哈利去吧 谢谢 I'd rathe be with Harry. Thanks.
请便吧 So be it.
我们这些平民 就是喜欢乱动东西 The problem with us common types is, that we're light fingered.
王牌特工教会了我很多东西 可这种花招 Kingsmans taught me a lot, but... sleight of hand...
是的 他们是创始人 Yes, they're founder members.
我早就学会了 I had that down already.
你这个小王八蛋 You dirty, little fucking prick.
V日倒计时 速至安全区 或飞至 北纬66°58'30" 东经61°43'4"
V日又有"情人节"之意 本电影全球首映日恰为情人节前一天
好了 兰斯洛特 把枪放下 It's okay, Lancelot, put it down.
已经证实了 It's verified.
亚瑟手机收到的信息说找安全的地方 Arthur's phone's recieving update text about getting to safety.
-我们的时间不多了 -你打算怎么办 - We don't have a lot of time. - What you're going to do?
应该是我们打算怎么办 Question's what we gonna do?
谁知道还有谁被瓦伦丁收买了 God knows who's in Valentine's pocket and who's not.
我们没有办法 We've no choice.
只能靠我们自己了 We're going to have to deal with it ourselves.
跟我来 Follow me.
-这是什么玩意 -我不知道 - What the fuck is this? - I've no idea.
你手里的这个家伙 What you're playing with,
是单人跨大气层飞行舱的样机 is a prototype personal transatmosphere vehicle.
这是在里根的星球大战计划中发明的 It was developed as part of Reagan's "Star Wars" project.
设计很基础 但应该好用 It's pretty basic, but should still work.
我们要炸掉瓦伦丁的一个卫星 We're gonna take out one of Valentine's satellites.
切断传播链 阻止信号传播 We're gonna break the chain, stop the signal.
他要花上好几个小时才能安排好新的线路 It'll take him couple of hours to reroute it,
这将为我们争取到足够的时间 which buys us enough time
让我进入瓦伦丁的主机 for you to get me into Valentine's mainframe
然后关掉它 so I can shut it down.
兰斯洛特 你要驾驶它 穿上宇航服 Lancelot, you're gonna be using it. Get into your halo suit.
瑞典首相请求降落 Swedish Prime Minister requesting permission to land.
允许降落 Permission granted.
-请 -谢谢 - Please. - Thank you.
-有多少人要来这里 -没多少 - So how many more are we expecting? - Not many.
他们都有自己的防空洞 Most have their own bunkers.
来的都是超级紧张的人 I figure we're just getting the really nervous ones.
欢迎您 首相 Welcome, Prime Minister.
植入的芯片会发射抗干扰信号 It seems the implant can emit some kind of counter signal
保证被植入芯片的人 to ensure the wearer remains
免受手机卡电磁波的干扰 unaffected by the waves on the SIM cards.
让所有人变成杀人狂魔的电磁波吗 The waves that turned everyone into a psycho killer?
没错 Quite.
可是他没有告诉那些人 But what he probably didn't tell anyone,
这种芯片可以按照指令 is it can also super heat
让他们软组织过热 their soft tissue as command.
瓦伦丁留下的人都是精心挑选的 Valentine selected his chosen few to get the countdown warning.
他必须要确保 He had to be sure they
计划开始之前没人会泄密 didn't blab it to the wrong people beforehand.
-这对我们有什么帮助吗 -没有 - How does this help us right now? - It doesn't.
罗克茜 准备出发 Roxy, here we go.
你上升的高度越高 气球就会膨胀得越大 The higher you go, the more the balloons expand.
你一到达大气层边缘 气球就会爆炸 When you reach the edge of the atmosphere, it will explode.
必须在那之前部署好导弹 明白吗 You need to deploy the missile just before that, okay?
-大气层边缘 -你一部署好 - The edge of the atmosphere. - Once you deployed,
就要马上脱离 以迅速下降 you'll need to release for descent fast.
祝你好运 Good luck.
-你能做到的 好吗 -好的 - You can do this. Okay? - Yeah.
艾格西 快来 时间不等人 Eggsy, come on, time is not our friend.
你得用亚瑟的邀请函混进去 Getting in Arthur's invitation, you gonna need to blend in.
-要我假扮亚瑟吗 -他的邀请函在手机里 - I'm supposed to be Arthur? - He's invitation is in his phone.
给他们看这个 说他的真名 切斯特·金 Give them this, give his real name, Chester King.
-那你呢 -我是你的飞行员 我留在这 - What about you? - I'm your pilot, I'm gonna stay here.
-这个合身吗 -定制的西装一定合身 - Is that gonna fit me? - A bespoke suit always fits.
穿的时候记得感谢哈利 Just be grateful Harry had it made for you.
快去换衣服 Get dressed.
-这些家伙怎么了 -我不知道 - What the fuck's wrong with them? - I don't know.
可能是因为要发生大屠杀吧 Could have something to do with the mass genocide?
把话筒给我 Give me the mic.
嗨 大家都听我说 Hey, yo, everybody listen up. Hello, hello.
你们他妈怎么回事 What the fuck is wrong with you people?
我只想提醒你们 今天是个庆祝的日子 I just want to remind you that today is a day of celebration.
今天我们不要想死亡 We must put aside all thoughts of death,
要想新生 and focus on birth.
一个新时代的诞生 The birth of a new age.
不要哀悼今天牺牲的人们 We mustn't mourn those who give their lives today.
要对他们的牺牲致敬 We just honor their sacrifice...
她有我的电话 打给我 你会没事的 She got my number, so call me back, and then you're fine.
对他们为拯救人类做的贡献致敬 and their role in saving the human race.
心里不要有疑虑 也不要有愧疚 We must put aside doubts and guilt.
你们是被选中的人 You are the chosen people.
我们给孩子们讲诺亚方舟的故事时 When folks tell the kids the story of Noah's Arc,
-诺亚是邪恶的吗 -不是 - is Noah the bad guy? - No.
-上帝是邪恶的吗 -不是 - Is God the bad guy? - No.
-那成双成对的动物们呢 -不是 - How about the animals marching two by two? - No.
当然不是了 这就对了 Of course not. Yeah, that's it.
快把苦瓜脸变成笑脸 Let's turn those frowns upside down.
吃好喝好 尽兴玩 Eat, drink, and party!
我们新时代里再会 And I will see you all, in the new age.
罗克茜 是我 Rox, it's me.
风景怎么样 How's the view?
-挺可怕 -我这儿挺棒的 - Hideous. - Mine's pretty sweet.
-他们给你定制西装了吗 -还没有 - They made you one of these suits yet? - No, not yet.
给你留个努力的目标啊 You got something to look forward to then.
我们快到瓦伦丁的基地了 不说了 We're coming up on Valentine's base. Gotta go.
祝你好运 Good luck.
看着不错嘛 艾格西 Looking good, Eggsy.
感觉也不错 梅林 Feeling good, Merlin.
这里是N247CK 请求降落 This is November 247 Charlie Kilo, request permission to land.
允许降落 Permission is granted.
我操 Fuck me.
敌情检测
60敌兵
2防空导弹
艾格西 走吧 Eggsy, we're on.
我是切斯特·金 Chester King.
欢迎您 金先生 Mr. King, welcome.
相信您会遵守 I'm sure you'd be a dear to
瓦伦丁禁止携带武器的政策 Valentine's strict no weapons policy,
但您不介意的话 but if you don't object.
-当然不会 -谢谢 - Of course. - Thank you.
你有没有携带行李 Do you have any luggage?
恭喜你 迈克罗夫特 Congratulations, Mycroft,
你从飞行员晋升为随扈了 you just graduated from my pilot to my valet.
-你个不要脸的 -明白了吗 - You cheeky. - Understood?
很好 Good.
谢谢 Thank you.
艾格西 找台笔记本 让我连上网络 Eggsy, find a laptop, get me online.
时间不多了 记住 尽力混入人群 The clock is ticking. Now, remember, try to blend in.
-需要喝点什么吗 先生 -马提尼 用琴酒 - Would sir care for a drink? - Martini, gin,
不能用伏特加 not vodka, obviously,
搅拌十秒钟 stired for 10 seconds while
要盯着未开瓶的味美思看 glancing at an unopened bottle of Vermouth.
谢谢 Thank you.
梅林 你在看吗 Merlin, you're clocking this?
在 保持警惕 Yes, I am. Stay focused.
兰斯洛特 你做得很好 马上就到了 Lancelot, you're doing great. Not much further to go.
好的 梅林 Yes, Merlin.
艾格西 赶快让我连上网络 Eggsy, get me online, now.
好的 这就去 Yep, I'm on it.
兰斯洛特 你即将到达极限高度 Lancelot you're approaching your altitude limit.
气球撑不了多久了 Those baloons won't last much longer.
准备部署导弹 Prepare to engage missile.
就社会已死 新社会永生 Society's dead, long live society.
说得太对了 Amen to that.
-我叫摩尔登·林斯特罗 -我叫切斯特·金 - I'm Morden Linstrome. - Chester King.
你是怎么连上网的 我连不上 How do you get online? I couldn't.
他这是封闭式网络 Oh, well, it's a closed network,
得提前获得授权才能连上 you see, pre-authorized, connections only.
锁定
已经锁定卫星 I've got a fix on the satellite.
你那时间准吗 Do you have the correct time?
我的表好像还在上个时区 I think I'm still on my last time zone.
我调好了 我来看一下 Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's see now.
系统分析中
艾格西 我侵入了 立刻回到飞机上来 Eggsy, I'm in. Get your arse back to the plane, now.
-我这就来 -兰斯洛特 祝你好运 - On my way. - Lancelot, good luck.
准备发射 三 二 Firing in 3, 2...
-慢慢站起来 -你他妈怎么会在这里 - Nice and slow. - What the fuck are you doing here?
显然我们全家都收到了邀请 Well, my family were invited, obviously.
给我慢慢站起来 Now get the fuck up, slowly.
我操 兰斯洛特 赶快发射 Oh, shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire.
-另一个气球也快要炸了 -好的 梅林 - The other balloon is gonna blow. - Yes, Merlin.
我就快搞定了 马上就好 I've nearly got it, give me a second.
瓦伦丁 我抓到了个间谍 Valentine, I caught a fucking spy.
Z眼镜 放大 Z-glass, zoom.
我操 这不是那年轻随扈嘛 Oh, fuck, is that young valet.
这个混蛋 Son of a bitch.
锁定
好了 Got it.
该死 拉响警报 Oh, shit, sound the alarm.
我可不想冒险 I'm not taking any chances.
好了 你开始两分钟倒计时 Okay, you send out a 2 minutes warning,
我来手动控制 I'm starting the override.
好了 开始吧 All right, let's do this.
开始倒计时 Countdown, initiated.
V日倒计时
启用停机坪电梯
-他在哪里 -在这里 - You see him? - Right here.
艾格西 左拐 Eggsy, take a left.
前方两名守卫 Two guards, up ahead.
兰斯洛特 马上脱离 Lancelot. Release, now!
艾格西 径直向前 然后右拐 Eggsy. Straight ahead, then right.
又来了两名 There's two more.
好了 大家站起来 倒计时迎接V日吧 All right! Everybody on your feet. Count down to V-Day!
欢迎来到新时代 Welcome into new age!
我讨厌这样 I don't like this!
那边 Over there.
前面 Up ahead.
艾格西 左拐进入窄道 Eggsy, next left, you got a narrow tunnel.
开始吧 十 Here we go! Ten,
九 nine,
八 eight,
七 seven,
六 six,
五 five,
四 four,
三 three,
二 two,
一 one!
生物特征识别通过 已授权
系统失效
漂亮 你们都完成得很出色 Nice! Well done, both of you!
不起作用 应该可以启动的呀 怎么回事 It's not working! It's supposed to be working, what the fuck?
做得好 罗克茜 真棒 Yes! Well done, Rox. Good girl!
我们失去了一颗卫星 We've lost one of our satellites.
系统分析完成
模块扫描完成
不不不 这我可破解不了 Oh, no, no! There's no way I can hack pass that!
检测到生物特征识别防护
模块扫描完成
怎么回事 What's going on?
有什么问题吗 Is there a problem?
没必要拿枪指着我吧 我就是个飞行员 Come on. There's no need for guns. I'm just the pilot.
操 Fuck!
梅林 Merlin!
快进来 Get in here!
快点 Come on!
-赶紧离开这 -不行 - Let's get the fuck out of here! - We can't.
我侵入不了瓦伦丁的系统 I can't get into Valentine's machine.
有生物特征识别系统 It's got biometric security.
你还得再回去 You're gonna have to get in there
别让他的手再碰到桌子 and make sure his hand never touches that desk.
-你这是在逗我玩吗 -很遗憾 并不是 - Are you taking a fucking piss? - I'm afraid not.
把这个给我 Let's have that, then?
这是我的 This is mine.
你的装备在那边 I'll show you yours.
选得好 Good choice.
重连所有卫星还要多久 How long to relink the satellite chain?
丢失连接
一小时 有可能两小时 It'll take an hour, maybe two.
胡扯 把这俩连起来不就行了 Bullshit! Just bring these two closer together.
但那颗不是你的 But that's not yours.
Z眼镜 呼叫E Z-glass, call E, man.
E 我是V 听我说 我这遇到了点小麻烦 E! It's V. Listen man, I've got a little hiccup on this end,
需要你帮个忙 I need a piggyback.
我刚损失了颗卫星 One of my satellites just went down
但它正好挨着你的卫星 but it's right next to one of yours.
你真懂我 You're in my mind!
你要多久能搞定 How long before you make that happen?
行动 Go.
好了 应该快好了 All right, we should be coming back online.
10% Ten percent.
糟了 艾格西 Oh shit! Eggsy!
瓦伦丁正在用别人的卫星 Valentine's using someone else's satellite.
他在重新连接卫星 He's gonna reconnect the chain.
应该用不了多久了 It's gonna take him no time at all.
已经20%了 It's at twenty percent!
艾格西 瓦伦丁为你准备了份大礼 Eggsy. Seems Valentine's got a present for you.
你得抓紧了 Get a move on!
那王牌特工小子死了吗 Is that Kingsman kid dead yet?
还没有 不过快了 Not yet, but he will be soon.
很好 Good.
梅林 我死定了 Merlin, I'm fucked.
我也是 As am I.
他们两边包抄上来 They're coming at me from both sides.
我无路可走了 I'm out of options.
罗克茜 罗克茜 帮我个忙 Rox? Rox, I need a favour.
打电话给我妈 让她把自己锁起来 远离迪恩 Call my mum, tell her to lock herself away from Dean...
还有宝宝 and the baby.
告诉她 我爱她 And tell her I love her.
我操 Oh, for fuck's sake!
梅林 还记得你说没用的芯片吗 Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us?
你有办法激活吗 Any chance you can turn them on?
对啊 轮到我玩你了 瓦伦丁 Right. My turn to play, Valentine.
不不不 他在做什么 No. No, no! What the fuck is he...
我没法阻止他 I can't stop this!
激活植入安保芯片
有劳了 Yes, please.
植入安保芯片已激活
不 No!
天呐 这画面真他妈太美了 Oh, my God! That is fucking spectacular!
梅林 你真他妈是天才 Merlin you're a fucking genius!
外面发生了什么事 What the fuck is happening out there?
你不是那个失踪的公主吗 Aren't you that princess who went missing?
你能救我出去吗 Can you get me out?
我救你的话 你能吻我一下吗 Well, if I do, will you give me a kiss?
我一直想吻公主 I've always wanted to kiss a princess.
你现在救我出去 可不只给你个吻 If you get me out right now, I'll give you more than just a kiss.
你个混蛋 You motherfucker!
你真的以为我会蠢到 Did you really think I was stupid enough
给自己也植入那玩意儿吗 to implant one of those things in my own head?
你他妈是疯了吗 What are you, fucking crazy?
害死这么多无辜的人为了什么 All those innocent people killed, and for what?
你根本阻止不了我 You didn't stop shit!
好了 我把门锁好了 你还想要我做什么 Fine, I've locked the door. What do you want me to do now?
我刚说了 把你女儿 As I said, put your daughter
锁进浴室里 再把钥匙扔了 in the bathroom and throw away the key.
计划照常进行 It's still happening!
你他妈是疯了吗 Are you fucking insane?
照做就行了 Just do it.
艾格西 信号开始发射了 Eggsy! The signal's starting!
快别让瓦伦丁摸那桌子了 Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now!
抱歉 美女 我得去拯救世界了 Sorry, love. Gotta save the world.
如果你拯救了世界 我可以让你玩后面 If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole.
我去去就回 I'll be right back.
祝你好运 Good luck!
伦敦 London.
里约 Rio.
快趴下 Get down!
你成功了 You did it!
这玻璃撑不了多久 That glass's not gonna hold long.
你在这待着 Just stay here.
梅林 快告诉我怎么上去 Merlin, quickly. How do I get up there?
继续射击 我找条路 Keep shooting, I'll find a route.
明白 Understood.
我操 Holy fuck!
又开始了 We're back up!
太棒了 This is great.
艾格西 快搞定他啊 Eggsy, fucking get on with it!
揍扁他 玲玲 Kick his ass, Gazze!
首尔 加拉加斯 孟买... Seoul. Caracas. Mumbai...
杀了那混蛋 他把我们的朋友都害死了 Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends!
艾格西 世界已经陷入混乱了 Eggsy, the world is going to shit!
-他死了没 -还没 - Is he dead yet? - Not yet!
玩够了没 快杀了他 Stop playing with your foot. Kill him!
瞪羚 Gazelle!
快点 Come on!
杀了他 Kill him!
漂亮 小子 Well done, son!
太好了 Yes!
太棒了 艾格西 Yes, Eggsy!
干得漂亮 艾格西 Well done, Eggsy!
你也是 兰斯洛特 And you, Lancelot.
妈妈对不起你 妈妈永远不会伤害你 Mum's so sorry. Mummy will never hurt you.
妈妈永远不会伤害你 对不起 Mummy will never hurt you. I'm so sorry.
你没事吧 You okay?
哈利会为你骄傲的 艾格西 Harry'll be proud of you, Eggsy.
他选对人了 He was right.
你好呀 'Sup, man?
你是不是该说个烂透了的冷笑话 Is this the part where you say some really bad pun...
就像你对哈利说的 Just like you said to Harry?
这可不是那种电影 哥们 This ain't that kind of movie, bruv.
真棒 Perfect.
艾格西 你去哪 Eggsy, where are you going?
不用拿香槟 飞机上有好多呢 There's no need for champagne, we got loads in the plane.
你拯救了世界吗 Did you save the world?
是的 Yes, I did.
那...你要进来吗 So... are you gonna come in?
当然 Yes, I am.
梅林 这牢房锁了 我怎么进去 Merlin, this cell is locked. How do I get in?
2625.
梅林 你真棒 Merlin, you're the governor.
你欠我个人情 艾格西 You owe me, Eggsy.
艾格西 Eggsy!
这画面太美了 Oh my word.
米歇尔 把那玩意儿关了 吵死我了 Michelle, turn that shit off. It's driving my nuts in.
我挺喜欢这歌的 继续放吧 妈 I rather like that song. Leave it on there, ma.
小废物回来了呀 Mugsy's back.
终于有胆量跟我说话了吗 小子 You finally come to have that word with me, have you, son?
还是你穿得人模狗样 Or are you gonna run away again
是为了拿去法院当借口跑路啊 and pretend you're going to court dressed like that?
你是说这身吗 Oh, you mean this?
不 No.
我认识了一位 I know this bloke who's
萨维尔街定制店的接班人 just taken over a tailor shop on Saville Row.
他给了我一份工作 妈 He's given me a job, mum.
还有许多福利 Comes with a lot of perks.
包括一套房 Including a house.
搬来和我一起住吧 妈 Come and live with me there, mum.
来吧 Come on.
你给我坐下 想让她见你 Sit down, you. The only place she'll be visiting
除非你被揍住院了 明白吗 is you in a fucking hospital, did you hear?
别烦他 迪恩 Just leave him alone, Dean!
艾格西 快走吧 走吧宝贝 Eggsy, go. Please, just go, babe.
-好吧 -没错 听妈妈的话 - All right. - Yes, do as mummy says.
怎么没让你的裁缝朋友 Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours
给你做身胆小鬼套装啊 小废物 to knock up a nice chicken costume? It'll suit you, you mug.
我有一位挚友说过 As a good friend once said...
明礼 Manners...
方能 maketh...
成人 man.
-迪恩 -闭上你的嘴 - Dean. - Shut the fuck up!
艾格西 少他妈跟我扯什么礼... Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manner up your fucking...
你们是想傻站一天 So, are we gonna stand around here all day,
还是想打一架 or are we gonna fight?
谨以此片纪念我的母亲凯茜 她把平凡变得非凡 教我成为王牌绅士