Thanks for letting me crash here tonight. I really didn't expect that I'd be driving
back to my place so late, but that was a really crappy date, so unfortunately that just didn't
work out. Yeah, I'm just so tired. I did not want to drive any further, so thank you.
Man, I just like wanted to have fun, but I just couldn't do it anymore. I thought the first couple
dates were okay, and this was going to be the one where I would kind of test him out and see what
happened. And he didn't even get to that point. He just, I don't know what he did the first couple
dates if he was just totally hiding his personality, but tonight he was just so annoying and rude to
people. It was like embarrassing. Yeah, I'm... fuck him, whatever. I don't need that.
And you know what? He missed out because usually on the third date I like to give blowjobs just to
kind of get the upper hand. What? Why is that funny?
You didn't think that's something I would do? Why?
Just because I'm usually quiet and shy when I first meet someone doesn't
have anything to do with that. Come on. Why is it so crazy to you?
Why blowjob? Well, it's like, then I can get a sense of what the sex is going to be like.
Like, if I can tease him for a really long time and he is patient, then I know he's going to take his
time with me. And if he's just clumsy and like grabbing my hair in the wrong place, and I mean,
it just, you can just tell. I mean, that's how I feel. I just get a sense of what they're going
to be like, and then I can know if it'll be worth it, because I mean, I do like sucking cock, but
stop looking like that at me. I'm just, maybe I'm a little tipsy from dinner, but like,
this is just not that big of a deal.
I think maybe you're getting jealous, because you just, I don't know, I've never seen you like that.
Just...
Yeah, we've been friends for a long time.
Yes, we've done lots of things that would be like dates.
Yes.
Are you trying to get a blood job out of me?
I mean, we haven't tried the friends with benefits thing.
That could be fun. Especially since these guys are just so dumb.
At least I know that you're fun.
I did really want to give a blowjob tonight.
I mean, not just because I feel like it tells me what the sex is going to be like.
I just like giving blowjobs.
Okay, well, are you going to get weird on me? Because you're already so shocked that
I'm talking about all this.
Okay, if you promise you're not going to get weird.
I mean, you were the one who suggested it. Do you need me to be in charge?
Because I'm okay with that.
Okay, well, come here then.
What? You don't want me sitting on you?
Oh, you just didn't know I was going to hop on?
How did you think I was going to kiss you?
Mm-hmm.
Maybe we should have tried this sooner.
There.
You're already a better kisser than all the guys I've gone out with recently.
Mm.
Okay, we can do that more later.
I really want to see your cock.
I mean, it's not like I haven't thought about it before.
Yeah, I know.
Mm, test.
Let me get in between your legs.
Mm.
Here, pull down your pants, please.
Mm-hmm.
Let's get the benefit part started.
Oh.
Wow.
You do have a nice cock.
[Groaning]
You're already hard for me.
[Groaning]
Oh, sorry. I just...
Oh.
I just want to lick every inch.
[Groaning]
This is better than I was expecting.
Not from you. I mean, better than I was expecting from this night.
I expected your cock to be really nice.
[Groaning]
How about my mouth?
Have you ever pictured me going down on you?
Good.
[Groaning]
This is so much better than going out on a crappy date and dealing with jerks.
I can just suck your cock and we can hang out and enjoy each other's company, huh?
[Groaning]
Once I get my fill of your cock that is.
[Groaning]
You can buck your hips up into me.
[Groaning]
Oh, and your cock tastes so good too.
[Groaning]
I could have been enjoying this delicious prairie cum for so long.
[Groaning]
Why haven't we done this before?
[Groaning]
I guess that's the benefit of some bad dates in the past month, huh?
[Groaning]
It helped me realize
I have a perfectly wonderful cock right here
[Groaning]
Ah, I feel so good when you hit the back of my throat
[Groaning]
If your cock tastes this good before you come
[Groaning]
I can't imagine how good it's gonna taste when you come in my mouth
[Groaning]
In the back of my throat
[Groaning]
Coating my tongue
[Groaning]
Wait, come for me
[Groaning]
Please come for me
I wanna taste you so bad
[Groaning]
Oh, that was good
So much gum for me
[Groaning]
You tasted perfect
[Groaning]
So good
[Groaning]
[Sighing]
[Groaning]
Oh, that was fun
[Groaning]
So, what should we do next?
[Groaning]
I meant like
Should we get a snack or something and finish watching our shows?
[Laughing]
That's all I was planning on doing tonight
It's my blowjob night, so
That's it
[Sighing]
Well, I guess we'll have to figure out the other benefits later
[Laughing]
Come on, let's go get a snack