繁转简：不是罗斯 合并双语：不是罗斯
网飞原创剧集
我没办法呼吸 我生来不是为了拿着相机 I can't breathe. I wasn't put on this planet to point a freakin' camera
对着该死的婚礼蛋糕拍照 at a freakin' wedding cake.
我一直在想着《第三类接触》 I keep thinking about Close Encounters.
在最后 李察德雷大众向地球告别 At the end, Richard Dreyfuss, he says goodbye to Earth
他搭上了外星人的船舰 and he gets on that UFO.
他必须这样做 He has to.
为了伟大的未知 Gotta say goodbye to your friends and family...
跟亲朋好友告别 ...for the great unknown.
英雄就是这样 艺术家就是这样 That's a hero. That's an artist.
真正的艺术家不需要朋友和家人 And a real artist doesn't need friends or family.
诸事不顺 第一季 第十集
别忘了 各位河狸《银河间的情欲》明晚首映 Don't forget, Beavers, Intergalactic Lust premieres tomorrow night.
不来你会后悔 Be there or be square.
你为什么会在这？ Why are you here?
好了 卡 And, cut.
各位 给凯特热烈鼓掌一下 Hey, everyone, big ups to Kate
因为她 我们才能来这里拍片 for making this all happen.
这里是帕奇家 我是史考特 Pocket residence, Scott speaking.
你好 我是路克欧尼尔 Hey, pal, it's Luke O'Neil.
赛卓克 兄弟 Cedric, hey, my man.
我知道今晚首映 莱丝莉 I know the screening is tonight, Leslie.
我需要你的帮忙 I need your help.
-这样整部电影都变了 -我知道 就是要这样 -T-This changes the whole movie. -I know. That's the idea.
怎么行得通？今晚就要首映了 你时间不够了 福尔摩斯 How's that gonna work? Premiere's tonight, you're out of time, homes.
直到灯光暗下来前我都还有时间 然后 I'm only out of time when the lights go down. And...
开拍 Action!
你能改变想法非常明智 You're wise to come around.
-你觉得你行吗？-当然没问题 这有什么难的？ -Think you got it? -Ain't no thing, but a chicken wing.
然后 And...
开拍 Action!
我能告诉麦奎德你要更改电影吗？ Can I tell McQuaid you're changing the movie?
不能 No.
那可以跟凯特说吗？ Can I tell Kate?
特别是要对凯特保密 Especially not Kate.
那我可以跟泰勒说吗？ Can I tell Tyler?
不能让任何人知道 这必须是个惊喜 好吗？ No one can know about this. It has to be a surprise. Okay?
好吧 Okay.
录音 Roll sound.
知道这点 爱着你 让我成为更好的人 Know this, I'm better for loving you.
母带
波林高中 河狸之家
首映：《银河间的情欲》
好好享受 Enjoy.
电影票3美元
-你是路克的妈妈吗？-对 没错 我是 -Are you Luke's Mom? -Yeah, yeah, I am.
我带你去你的座位 I will show you to your seat.
好 谢谢你 Okay. Thank you.
二楼观众席关闭
上面还是有点潮湿 It's still a little soggy up here.
跟我来 Follow me.
-漂亮妹 -伊曼琳 -Hey, good-looking. -Hey.
很好看的洋装 Nice dress.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
好像是某人帮我挑的 Somebody might have helped me pick it out.
你也穿鼻洞了 You pierced your nose.
是啊 好像是某人给我灵感的 Yep, somebody might have inspired me.
我有东西要给你 I got you something.
跟你的指甲油很搭 It matches your nails.
真的呢 Oh... yeah.
谢谢你 Thanks.
你想要一起坐吗？ So, do you want to sit together?
这还要问吗？ Doesn't that go without saying?
当然了 Of course!
对 当然了 我只是不知道你想不想跟我坐 Yeah, totally. I just didn't know if you wanted to sit with me,
或者自己坐 因为那可能 or sit alone, 'cause that would be...
凯特 Kate...
我想跟你一起坐 I want to sit with you.
干杯 Cheers.
你要坐在前排 跟那位男士一起 You're to sit in the front row, next to the gentleman.
好好享受 Enjoy the show.
-你好 -你好 -Hi. -Hi.
如果你要的话 我可以坐别的位子 I can move if you prefer.
不 没关系 No. No, that's okay.
是路克让你坐这的吗？ Did Luke send you up here?
对 Yeah.
要爆米花吗？ Popcorn?
你确定两个人这样够吃吗？ Are you sure you have enough to share?
不够 No.
那不给你吃了 No popcorn for you.
你好吗？ How are you?
我 之前比较好 I... I've been better.
你呢？ You?
我也是 Same.
那你会紧张吗？ S-s-so, you nervous?
紧张是一种非理性的感受 并没有任何实际的用处 Nervousness is an irrational feeling that has no practical application whatsoever.
那你会紧张吗？ So, y-you nervous?
非常紧张 没错 Very much so, yes.
对 我想也是 Yeah, I thought so.
老兄 她来了 Dude, she's here.
麦奎德 这晚宴西装很好看嘛 McQuaid, good-looking tux.
你从哪买的？ Where'd you get it?
是旧西装了 我家人买好几年了 Oh, this old thing's... It's been in my family for years.
真的啊？ Really?
-我在二手商店有看到一样的 -不可能 -I saw the same one at the thrift store. -No.
不可能 才不是这样 No, I don't think so.
我准备好了 I'm ready.
请开聚光灯 Cue spotlight.
各位好 Hello.
我是路克欧尼尔 I'm Luke O'Neil.
谢谢各位出席 Thank you all for coming.
我认识的一个人 This guy I once knew
他说要成为艺术家 就不能被任何事情干扰 said that in order to be an artist, you couldn't be held back by things.
包含朋友和家人 Things like friends or family.
我不晓得 我现在会提到是因为 I don't know. The reason I bring this up now is because it's...
这让我了解了一些事情 it's helped me realize something.
就是那家伙百分之百说错了 That guy was one hundred percent wrong.
多亏我的朋友和家人 我才能拍出这部电影 It's because of my friends and my family that I've been able to make this movie.
这是我们所有人的电影 This is our movie.
我要感谢戏剧社和视听社的各位 And, I want to thank everyone from Drama Club to A/V Club,
还有史达格鲁夫 to Stargrove.
你好吗 兄弟？ What's up, man?
但最重要的 我想谢谢麦斯纳先生 But, most importantly, I want to thank Mr. Messner.
谢谢你让我们去加州 Thank you for allowing us to go to Cali.
我想说的是 我觉得你是个很棒的人 And for what it's worth, I think you're a really good dude.
好了 All right.
请各位享受这部电影 Enjoy the movie, everyone.
"各位朋友 你们好 Greetings, my friends.
我们都对未来充满兴趣 We are all interested in the future,
因为我们会一起在那里度过余生" for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
你们接着即将看到慑人的故事 You will now witness the shocking tale
讲述的是跨星球的爱恋 of a literal star-crossed love affair...
这是新的版本？ Is this new?
发生在很久以后的未来 ...light-years from now.
这是有个不幸的家伙 The story of a man so unfortunate
和最禁忌的外星异种陷入情网的故事 as to fall in love with the most forbidden of alien kind.
各位朋友 那一刻已经到来 My friends, the moment has come.
你们的心脏能承受 Can your hearts withstand
一则讲述银河间的情欲 the shocking tale that is
这样的故事吗？ Intergalactic Lust?
《银河间的情欲》
至于你们 我的美国同胞都明白 As you, my fellow Americans, well know,
改善太空计划 一直是我任期内很重要的安排 improving the space program has been important to my administration.
这也是为什么我如此有自信 Which is why I'm confident that
我们不只会到达火星和木星 not only will we reach Mars and Jupiter,
还会设法抵达天王星 but we will also manage to reach... Uranus.
白痴 Duh!
-总统夫人 请你听我说 -什么 史密斯特务？ -President, I need your attention. -What, Secret Agent Smith?
格伦普同奈星球的外星人 已经来到地球 Aliens from planet Gloptonia have landed on Earth.
数据显示他们在俄勒冈州的波林着陆 It appears they have touched down in Boring, Oregon.
波林？ Boring?
有谁会把城镇的名字取这样？ Who would name their town Boring?
没时间了 我们必须马上行动 There is no time. We must act now.
没错 You're right.
史密斯 我要你和所有特务都到现场 Smith, I want you and all my agents in the field, now!
老二 Penis!
天啊 这部电影烂死了 God, this movie sucks.
糖果1美元 汽水1美元
波洛格 我求求你不要丢下我去地球 Blorg, please do not leave me and go to Earth.
我爱你 I love you.
你为什么要离开我？ Why must you leave me?
拜托不要离开我 Please don't leave me.
我必须加入战友的行列 打败那些地球人 抢走干酪 I must join my comrades to defeat the Earthlings for their cheese.
永别了 我的爱 Farewell, my love.
也许只是暂别离 也许是永远 Perhaps for now, perhaps forever.
那些外星人在前面 The aliens are up ahead!
美人 你好啊 Greetings, fair one.
札琴达 Zarginda!
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
那人类是谁？看来你们相处得很融洽 Who's the human? Seems you two got along well enough.
波洛格 不 不可能 Blorg! No, never.
我永远都不可能爱上地球人 I could never love an Earthling!
如果你爱上了地球人 我会把他们的星球炸成碎片 If you did, I'd blow their planet to bits!
-你最好记得这点 -小心 -You'd do well to remember that. -Look out!
我们正直直往B-13小行星带去 We're heading straight toward asteroid belt B-13!
大家都知道 那里的有毒气体会改变外表 Its poisonous gas has been known to have shape-shifting properties
而且只会影响男性 that work on males only!
天啊 我觉得好怪 Oh my, I feel strange.
我的外表变了吗？ Has my appearance changed?
-真有趣 -天啊 很棒 对吧？ -This is pretty fun. -Oh, my God, it's good, right?
有人想偷走土星五号火箭 Someone's stealing the Saturn Five rocket.
是 我阻止他了 It's him! Stop him!
我所做的一切都是为了爱 What I do, I do for love!
百战百胜 Victorious!
地球上的干酪贩子总有一天会后悔 Cheesemongers of Earth shall rue the day
是他们惹上了伟大的波洛格 they provoked the mighty Blorg.
为爱情与责任所困 Bound by duty and love,
我会说 你不像格伦普同奈人 你更像神 I say you're more god than Gloptonite.
真火热 麦奎德 So hot, McQuaid!
波洛格司令 我们在一艘废弃太空船中找到这人类 Commander Blorg, this human was found by an abandoned space pod.
谢谢你 维克斯 告诉我 人类 Thank you, Vakes. So, tell me, human.
是什么把你带到格伦普同奈星球？你这愚蠢的凡人 What brings you to Gloptonia, you mortal fool?
她 Her.
我是为了你的女人才来到这里 你这讨人厌的混蛋 You heard me, I'm here for your woman, you nasty-ass Muppet!
维克斯 Vakes!
我们一起离开这里 到地球上过着幸福快乐的日子吧 Let's leave this place and live happily ever after on Earth.
当然 不行 我不能让你这样做 Definitely. We can't...I... I can't make you do this.
你在地球上没办法存活 而我在这里没办法存活 You couldn't survive on Earth and I-I can't survive here.
我们都知道这一点 We both know it.
我也不想承认这件事 但我们不能选择自己是谁 札琴达 I didn't want to believe it, but we don't choose who we are, Zarginda.
我们属于不一样的世界 We belong in different worlds,
我们不能在一起让我心碎 and it breaks my heart we're not meant to be,
但爱着你 让我成为更好的人 but I'm better for loving you.
如果你能有一样的感觉 就算是百分之一 And if you even feel one percent the same way...
对我来说也已经足够 that's enough for me.
路克 你为什么没在看？ Luke, why aren't you watching?
我看了很多次了 I've seen it plenty of times.
所以你改变了结局 So, you changed the ending.
是在讲我们 对吧？ It's about us, isn't it?
你生气了吗？ Are you upset?
不 是生气的相反 No, I'm the opposite of upset.
我很喜欢 路克 I love it, Luke.
太好了 Cool.
我在二楼观众席看到我们的爸妈 And I saw our parents in the balcony.
真可爱 It's pretty cute.
如果你也看到我看到的画面 你就不会说可爱了 If you saw what I saw, you wouldn't be calling it cute.
想回去吗？ Wanna head back in?
好 反正也差不多结束了 Yeah, it's pretty much over.
那是朋友间的吻 我想说一下 And that was a friend-kiss, by the way.
我知道 凯特 我知道 I-I know, Kate. I-I know.
抓住他 Get him!
该死 史密斯特务 Damn you, Agent Smith!
蓝莓哥？ Yo, blueberry!
来对决吧 Let's jam.
剧终
路克欧尼尔执导
好啊 路克 Go, Luke!
我的天啊 那部电影超棒的 Holy crap, that movie was awesome!
-我们一定要再拍一部 -下次要拍法庭戏 -We've got to make another one. -A courtroom drama next time!
一定会很振奋人心 It'd be so exciting.
我们应该要拍一部意大利虐杀电影 We should make an Italian slasher movie.
不 最好是 No, as if.
伊曼琳 Hey.
你来啦 Hey.
-是给我的吗？-对 -That for me? -Yeah.
你想要 You wanna...
什么？ What?
跟我来 Come with me.
这蛋糕也太好吃了吧？ Oh, this cake is incredible.
你好 Hey.
你是麦奎德吗？ Are you McQuaid?
对 他就是麦奎德 我是泰勒 Yeah, yeah, he's McQuaid. And I'm Tyler.
你愿意在节目单上帮我签名吗？ Will you sign my program?
什么？为什么？ What? Why?
电影里你出现的部分最好笑 You were the funniest part of the movie.
好 我通常更能听懂别人的酸言酸语 Yeah, I'm usually much better at detecting sarcasm.
看到没？他超好笑的 See? He's so funny.
好了 我要进去了 Okay. I'm going in.
我来签吧 你们要吗？ I-I-I'll sign it, if you want.
你是怎么让西瓜爆炸的？ How did you make the watermelon explode?
基本上 我朋友泰勒把西瓜装满烟火 Well, basically, my friend Tyler filled this watermelon full of fireworks
接着点火就爆了 and then we just blew it up.
我是说 I mean, it was...
容我失陪好吗？谢谢你们来看电影 Can you give me one second? Thanks for coming.
-小家伙 -你们好 -Hey, little man. -Hi.
真的太精彩了 我好以你为荣 It was so good. I am just so proud of you.
谢谢你 妈妈 Oh, thanks, Mom.
太棒了 导演先生 Bravo, Mr. Director.
我想我们或许要让拍电影 变成波林高中的传统了 I think we may have to make the school movie a Boring High tradition.
谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
所以 你们现在算是在交往吗？ So, are you guys like a thing?
你得理解 这很复杂 Oh, you have to understand. It's... it's complicated.
-算 -算 -Yes. -Yes.
太好了 Cool.
麦斯纳先生 你介意让我跟我妈妈独处吗？ Mr. Messner, could you give me a moment with my mom?
好 Yeah.
当然好了 我去跟其他人聊聊天 Sure, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get my mingle on.
抱歉 Sorry.
你想喝潘趣饮料吗？ You want some punch?
好 听起来不赖 Yeah. Sounds good.
我们要做什么？ What are we doing?
我能跟你跳舞吗 女士？ May I have this dance, madame?
抱歉我乱发脾气 I'm sorry I flipped out.
抱歉我没有告诉你 I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
那他对你好吗？ So, is he good to you?
-是的 很好 -那就好 -Yeah, he is. -Good.
他算是怪咖那一型的 He's kinda of a dweeb.
是啊 没错 Yeah, he is.
那我在想 So, I was...I was thinking.
也许我们不告诉对方所有事情 是可以的 Maybe it's okay for us to not tell each other everything.
-也许我们可以有些 -界线？ -Maybe we're better off having some... -Boundaries?
我想说秘密 但界线也行 I was gonna say secrets, but yeah, boundaries.
好 我可以接受 Okay, I'm good with that.
太好了 因为我有很多秘密没告诉你 Cool. 'Cause... I've got a bunch of secrets I've been keeping from you.
-很多？-对 -A bunch? -Yes.
如果我告诉你的话 你一定会吓傻 If I told some of these to you, your mind would be blown.
有一些秘密是可以的 Some secrets are okay.
听着 Hey.
我爱你 I love you.
妈 Mom.
你们会不会 刚好有《第凡内早餐》的歌？ Do you happen to have that Breakfast at Tiffany's song?
凯特 Kate!
我好以你为荣 I am so proud of you.
电影实在太棒了 That was so good.
真的很有趣 也很有创意 It was so funny, and so creative.
谢谢 爸 Thanks, Dad.
今晚真棒 What a great night?
-我人生中最棒的一晚 -我看得出来 -Greatest night of my life. -I can tell.
你闪闪发光的 You're glowing.
是吗？ I am?
你真的在发光 You certainly are.
你那美丽的笑容点亮了整个房间 You're just lighting up the whole room with that beautiful smile of yours.
糟糕 我让你尴尬了 Oh, I'm embarrassing you.
不 No. No, it...
怎么了 亲爱的？ What is it, sweetie?
爸 Dad...
-我 -麦斯纳父女 -I... -Yo, Messners!
你们好 欧尼尔母子 Yo, O'Neils!
凯特 很高兴终于见到你了 Kate, it is so nice to finally meet you.
我也是 Same.
无意冒犯 但是这里的点心有点不好吃 No offense, but the snack situation here is a little lame.
我们在想 要不要离开这里去吃点披萨 We were thinking about leaving and going for a pizza.
-你们要一起吗？-我们要一起吗？ -Do you guys want in? -Are we in?
-好啊 -好 -Sure. -Okay.
太棒了 Great.
映后派对
欢迎来到俄勒冈州 波林
-想吃一口吗？-好啊 好吧 -Do you want a bite? -Yeah, well... Okay.
来 Here.
字幕翻译：简宥箴