跳, 向前跳 Leap, forward leap.
空翻! Flip!
好, 非常好[法语] C'est bon. C'est magnifique.
如果你能把蜘蛛侠交给我们, 我的雇主会付给你 My employer will pay handsomely for the delivery
十分可观的回报, 模仿大师 of Spider-Man, Taskmaster.
一个有四条胳膊的人 A guy with four arms
应该有能力纠正自己的错误, 奥克塔维厄斯 should be able to grab one bug by himself, Octavius.
这个嘛, 我不怎么出门 Yeah. I don't get out much.
他的动作我能模仿 His moves I can master.
此乃我能力所及. 但高科技令这有些棘手 My powers cover that. But the tech makes it trickier.
难怪你的雇主这么渴求 No wonder your employer is eager.
你的混蛋程度无与伦比啊,拜托克 Your suckatude knows no bounds, Batroc.
拜托克, 跳跃者 Batroc the Leaper.
够低调的, 神盾都没有关于他的文件 So off the radar, SHIELD doesn't have a real file on him.
有什么可了解的? 他是法国人. 他跳来跳去 What's to know? He's French. He leaps.
对了,我的能力就像这样 And zee bug goes splat.
蜘蛛侠. 尼克·弗里说快回神盾总部训练 Spider-Man. Nick Fury says get back to SHIELD HQ for training.
就算他是神盾局长 Just because he's the director of SHIELD
也不能随便指挥我 doesn't mean he can boss me around.
再说了, 弗里会是第一个说 Besides, Fury would be the first to say
去单挑姓拜的拜托克是个好训练项目 going solo on B-listers like Batroc is good training.
别这么官腔嘛, 白虎 Don't be so official, White Tiger.
当你逮着了拜托克, 就当享受个大餐吧 When life gives you Batroc, make French toast.
一脚踹你脸上 A boot in the face.
我们将不遗余力的揭发这个恶棍造成的新的威胁 To expose all this new threat. We won't rest until...
蜘蛛侠,你再歇着,瘸子都要追上你了 Way to go it alone. Get lazy and even the lame ones can splatter you.
这才是训练的目的 That's what training's for.
再尝尝我的新武器吧,电子爪子 That and mastering new tools like electric claws.
哟吼!跳跃就是我的生命! Leap! The leap is life!
空翻... Flip and...
...跳 ...leap.
跳 Leap.
这样才对 C'est pue.
蜘蛛侠是个在城中高中的学生吗 Is Spider-Man a student at Midtown High?
- 最近那儿被袭击了 - 他怎么知道的 - Recently it was attacked... - Where does he get this stuff?
模仿大师 Taskmaster,
这种结果我可是不会给报酬的的 I have to pay for that you know.
高中,啊哈 High school, huh?
迫不及待了,我太喜欢孩子们了 Can't wait. I'm great with kids.
And so all city campuses are on high alert.
见到可疑人物,立刻回报 Report any suspicious persons immediately.
哈哈,这不就有一个 Huh, I see one now.
昨晚上和跳跃者拜托克的战斗训练表现不错吧,阿瓦 Pretty good show with Batroc ze Leaper last night, huh, Ava?
结果害得今天迟到,真是失败的训练 Lapse training, late for school.
做得好啊,帕克 Good show, Parker.
嘿,彼得,听说蜘蛛侠在我们高中 Hey, Pete. They're saying Spidey goes to the school.
妹子都喜欢英雄,兄弟帮忙传播谣言就说哥是蜘蛛侠吧,成交不 Girls love heroes, so help me spread the rumor it's me, huh?
我看就是你吧哈利,另外有谁付得起那么多网的钱 It probably is you, Harry. Who else could afford all those webs
他可是到处粘着网 he squirts all over everything?
蜘蛛侠可不是粘着网,简 Spider-Man doesn't squirt, MJ.
他用的是喷射,而且我不觉得哈利是蜘蛛侠 He shoots. And I don't think it's a good idea
大家现在都在扮成蜘蛛侠,卧槽 for anyone to pose as him right now. Oh!
说到这个网 Speaking of squirts...
汤普森,帕克 Thompson, Parker.
注意了,你们的体育老师,莫斯金先生由于昨晚的意外 Pay attention. Your gym teacher, Mr. Molskin will be out
暂时请假了 due to a freak accident after last night's game.
非常好,教练,就像你Well, coach. Looks like you
终于破了这个场地上的记录了 finally broke that state field goal record.
新的消息下达之前,加戈先生将会是你们的代课老师 Mr. Jager will be your substitute until further notice.
我很期待着来开发你们的身体 I look forward to the challenge of unlocking your hidden...
的潜力 ...talents.
这是表达失败还是隐藏的威胁 Awkward phrasing or veiled threat?
看你怎么玩吧 You be the judge.
躲球游戏开始 Dodge ball!
等等 Wait!
我完全可以躲开这颗球 I could in fact dodge this ball.
但我选择不躲,这样能掩藏我的身份 But I choose not to in order to protect my identity
并且这样一来,这所高中里的所有孩子们 and thus all the kids in this school.
甚至那个肌肉男,弗莱士 汤普森,谁管他呢 Even king jerk, Flash Thompson, who has it all
算了,他总还是和我有点关系 but still thinks he has to get one up on me.
哦 D'oh!
你又输啦,帕克 You lose, again.
得了吧,帕克 Jeez, Parker.
装的过头了呢,哈哈你看这是你的脸的印子么 A little overkill just to maintain your cover. Is that your face print?
我在寻找能参加决赛的选手 I'm looking for finalists
为了全市级别的竞赛 for the citywide athletic achievement contest.
我想看看你们在这片障碍场地上能发挥出的所有能耐 I want to see everything you've got in this obstacle course.
逼出自己的极限吧 Push yourselves to the limit.
发挥不到110%别来见我 Don't give me less than 110 percent.
学着点吧帕克 You can learn something from him.
- 怎么样选出人选 -汤普森先生 - How to creep people out? - Mr. Thompson.
试试 Go!
我会让你见识见识的 I'll show you how it's done.
难道是你 You could be...
可能 ...promising.
很有可能 Very promising.
第一名 First to finish.
怎么样教练,不赖吧 Good, huh, coach?
- 我入选了吗? -很好,下一个 - Am I in? - Okay, next one up.
上！阿亚拉,下一个 Go! Ayala, next.
兰德,下一个 Rand, next.
奥斯本,下一个 Osborn, next.
凯奇 Cage.
说真的,能搞个适合人类尺寸的轮胎么 Can we get some man-sized tires up in here people? Seriously.
帕克先生 Mr. Parker.
你是最后一个 Your last.
能让他们见识见识我真正的能耐有多爽啊 How sweet would it be to show them all what I can really do?
去市级冠军赛耍帅 Move on to the citywide championships.
你这是打算啥时候开始 You can begin anytime today.
跑道自己可不会跑,帕克先生 The course doesn't run itself, Mr. Parker.
一样的外形,一样的尺寸 Right build, right size.
八成是他了 Perfect candidate.
坑爹呢这是 Oi.
明天我会最终检查今天选出的三个人 I'll see three of you here tomorrow for the final cut.
兰德,奥斯本,汤普森 Rand, Osborn, Thompson.
剩下的人,太次了 The rest of you, anemic.
- 明天不是礼拜六么 -我说得不够清楚么 - Tomorrow? Saturday? - Did I stutter?
丹尼,弗莱士,哈利？哈利？ Danny, Flash and Harry? Harry?
我也完成测试了,为什么我没有进决选？就因为我是女生？I aced that thing. Why am I not a finalist? Because I'm a girl?
你是唯一一个把礼拜六来学校Are you the only person on earth who sees school
当成是好事的人么 on a Saturday as a good thing?
弗瑞说得对,你这个软蛋 Fury is so right. You're soft.
给老娘听清楚了,让加戈先生看清楚我们的能力 You know, I say we show Mr. Jager who can do what.
明天你和我也一起来,非来不可 You and me are going to come back tomorrow anyway,
就算老师没要求,你也把这个测试再跑一遍 list or no list and run that course again.
如果我迟到了,你自己先玩会儿吧. If I'm late, you can start without me.
得了,被你打败了 Finish too. I'm beat.
明儿我打算先睡个懒觉 I have tomorrow set aside for sleep.
加戈先生不是没选中你么 Doesn't that Jager creep you out?
我和一个脚都翻不过墙的废柴一伙 I work with a guy whose feet stick to walls.
当然没人选中我 No one creeps me out.
寇尔森 Coulson.
见到你太好了 Good to see you again.
更好的是能看到神盾在这所学校上加的防卫 Even better to see that SHIELD added security enhancements to the school.
这样动手就容易多了 That makes my life much easier.
蜘蛛侠也没那么难搞了 Spider-Man's not so much.
我过去完全错了 I was 100 percent wrong.
他不是个威胁 He's not a menace.
乔纳 詹姆森报道宣布 J. Jonah Jameson goes on record
今天是曼哈顿蜘蛛侠日 proclaiming that today should be Spider-Man day in Manhattan.
事实上,每天都应该是蜘蛛侠日 In fact, every day should be Spider-Man day.
电话要接么 You gonna answer that phone?
喂? Hello?
皮特,你有哈利的消息么? Peter, have you heard from Harry?
都中午了, 还没人从体育馆出来 It's noon, and no one's come out from the gym yet.
我训练没迟到 I'm not late for training.
肯定出事了 Something's wrong.
我进不去学校 I can't get into the school.
栅栏通了电 The fence is electrified.
今天星期六. 你何不... It's Saturday. Why are you...
你刚才说学校通电了? Did you say the school's electrified?
马上, 给我过来 Get here, now.
够快了不? Quick enough for you?
- 喔! - 对啦, 我就是这么棒 - Oh! - That's right, I'm that good.
事有蹊跷 Something's up.
- 我们应该通知科尔逊 - 不 - We should call Coulson. - No.
我们应该独立解决这事 We should go solo on this.
呃, 你明白的, 我是说一起 Eh, you know, together.
这事儿我们来就行,神盾加强了防护 We can handle this. SHIELD added security
来保护...额,还不是因为我们 to protect the school from... Well, for us.
很可能只是个小小失误吧 Probably just a misfire.
我说,谁会给栅栏通电却不锁门呢 I mean, who electrifies a fence and leaves the door unlocked?
又黑,又恶心,又潮 Dark, creepy, dank.
我就说礼拜六别来学校嘛 I told you not to come to school on a Saturday.
喂,有人吗？救命,救命 Hello? Is anyone there? Help! Help!
有人听见吗？我只有一只手能活动了 Can anyone hear me? Oh, I sure could use a hand.
我把自己当成咸鱼挂起来了 I've got myself in quite a pickle here.
哦,有人看见我才杯具了 Oh, if Irving Forbush could see me now.
抓紧了,门卫,我们会把你救出来的 Hang tight, janitor guy. We'll get you out.
是保安系统的故障 Mucho malfunction security system.
哦,我的 Oh, my.
-别动 -啊 - Don't move. - Whoa!
哇哦,地下有很多蜡做的玩意儿 Wow, there's a lot of wax build-up down here.
这防御系统谁建的? 毁灭博士? Who built the security? Dr. Doom?
我打给科尔逊 I'm calling Coulson.
不用打了 No phone needed.
- 他在这 - 星期六也在? - He's here. - On a Saturday?
科尔逊探员? Agent Coulson?
别进我办公室 Don't come into my office.
我能明白为啥他想一个人呆着 I can see why he wanted to be alone.
-白色的小裤裤挺漂亮 -整座学校都被控制了 - Nice tighty whities. - The whole school is rigged.
模仿大师把神盾设的安全系统整崩溃了 Taskmaster corrupted the SHIELD security tech.
- 谁? -凶手 . - Who? - Assassin.
他和我和弗瑞有仇 Hates me. Hates Fury.
我们得联系弗瑞 We have to contact Fury.
做不到了,他截断了频道 You can't. He jammed the frequencies.
你们今天不该来学校的 You shouldn't have come to school today.
早说了吧 Told you.
你们试着先离开这里,去找弗瑞 Work on getting yourselves out of here, and then find Fury.
别在我这儿浪费时间了,当然也别去单挑模仿大师 Don't waste time on me, and definitely don't go after Taskmaster alone.
他有着变色龙一般的模仿能力,懂了么 He's a combat chameleon. Do you understand?
额,是说他被放射性的变色龙咬了么 Wait. He was bitten by a radioactive chameleon?
哈利的声音 That's Harry.
这叫声,我在恐怖电影里才听过 I remember that scream from slasher movie night at camp.
来了 Come on!
模仿大师看到你的行动,就能模仿你 If Taskmaster sees you do it, he can do it.
和他打一次,他就和有和你一样的能力了,听到了吗 Fight him once, he's as good as you, you hear me?
寇尔森说啥来着 What did Coulson just say?
不知道,没听清 I don't know. I couldn't hear him.
蜘蛛感应.趴下 Spidey-sense. Get down!
如果弗莱士和哈利在这里 If Flash and Harry are here
至少还有丹尼保护他们 at least they've got Danny to protect them.
他就在我们后面 He's right behind us.
继续跑 Keep running.
稳住了,朋友们 Slow and steady, dudes.
慢慢的,小心了 Slow and... look out!
-丹尼,丹尼-去安全的地方吧 - Danny! Danny! - Get to safety.
开打！ Fight!
技术不差 Your technique.
昆仑山上修炼多年的成果 Years of study in k'un lun.
你练一年,我看一秒 Years for you, seconds for me.
那招谁教你的 Who taught you that move?
你刚教的.还有这招 You did. These, too.
你小子也不赖了 You're good, kid,
可惜还不是我找的人 but not the one I'm looking for.
他们在那儿 There they are.
-你看他还在追我们么 -我没敢看 - You think he's behind us? - I'm not looking.
你俩谁会变装成蜘蛛侠呢 Which of you is going to change into Spider-Man
趁另一个还没受伤 before anyone else get hurt?
他们有危险了 They're in danger.
现在才是你训练的目的 It's the moment you've trained for.
哦对了,想起来了 Oh, wait, that's right.
你丫就没来训练过 You never train.
啊！弗莱士,别把我丢这儿 Whoa! Flash, don't leave me here.
嘿,虽然我是学校里最强壮的 Hey, I'm the strongest guy in school,
但我毕竟不是蜘蛛侠 but I'm no Spider-Man.
很明显你不是 You're obviously not him.
出来吧,小虫子 Come on out, Spider.
是时候了 It's go time.
弗莱士在你的柜子里躲着,你看咋办 Flash is in your locker. What's the plan?
哈,手插口袋,对了这紧身服没有口袋 Eh, don't move a muscle.
看他各种蹂躏弗莱士,然后 Let him do whatever with Flash first, and then...
同意！ I have to agree.
弗莱士么,这孙子该！ Flash does deserve his comeuppance.
-然后你可以啊 - 只有在弗莱士这一点上,他俩 - And then you could... - Only Flash could get these two
能达成共识to agree on something.
他不是找我么,那就来吧 He wants me, he gets me.
-你把哈利和弗莱士带到安全的地方 -好主意 - You get Harry and Flash somewhere safe. - Great plan.
破坏学校财产可是会永久记过的,你知道的 Destroying school property goes on your permanent record, you know.
哦,决定一个人来,汤普森？ Oh, decided to come clean, Thompson?
啊？ Huh?
哦！ Oh!
你是下一个 You're next.
他在复制你的动作,蜘蛛崽 He's copying your moves, web head.
没人告诉你抄袭是犯罪么 Didn't anyone ever tell you copying is cheating?
我认为这带来了胜利 I call it winning.
哦 Oh!
结束战斗,汤普森 End of the line, Thompson.
你可以摘下面具了 You can take off the mask.
你也可以摘下面具了 I was going to say the same thing.
如果你那玩意儿是个面具的话,丑八怪 If it is a mask, ugly.
加戈先生？我们的体育老师？ Mr. Jager? Our gym teacher?
作为管理员,我很乐意指出 The management would like to point out
我们决不能因此就认为 that we in no way mean to suggest
所有体育老师都是那些把学校搞得到处是灾难的 that all gym teachers are sadistic taskmasters
有虐待倾向的模仿大师 who live to bring misery to high-schoolers everywhere...
嗯,除了眼前的这个 - ...e - Oh! the ones who do.
所以那个测试只是为了找出蜘蛛侠？ So that test was only about finding Spider-Man?
现在我对于被排除就没那么不爽了 Now I don't feel so bad about gettin' cut.
我会让你看看训练的成果 I'll show you both the benefits of training.
哦兄弟 Oh brother.
还没见过我跟不上的动作呢 Never met a move I couldn't match.
你的动作,蜘蛛侠的 ,Yours, Spider's.
还有丹尼的踢腿 That k'un lun kid's.
丹尼？你把他怎么了 Danny? What did you do to him?
白虎Tiger!
啊！ Ah!
我在猜你们是通过神盾了解的寇尔森 I'm guessing you know Coulson through SHIELD.
弗瑞明显给了你们几个孩子和这个学校 Fury certainly gives you kids
一些还不符合你们年龄的东西 some age inappropriate toys for your school.
于是，你就是另一个想要弄死我的体育老师？ So you're just another gym teacher who wants to kill me?
弄死你？完全不对 Kill you? Hardly.
我来是为了提供你一份工作 I'm here to offer you a job.
成交，大家双赢 Accept... everyone wins.
拒绝，你们都要死 Refuse... no one gets out alive.
然后我把你的尸体交给我的雇主 And I turn you over to my employer.
时间有限，倒数计时开始 Limited time offer. Clock's ticking.
等等,一份工作是么 Wait.A job aha!
一个强大的人雇我把你带去见他 A powerful man hired me to bring you to him.
但我本身就够强大，所以我给你一个机会来 But I'm powerful myself. And I'm offering you an opportunity
加入一个神奇的事件，蜘蛛侠 to be part of something amazing, Spider-Man.
神奇蜘蛛侠，拉风的名字 Amazing Spider-Man. Sounds pretty catchy.
神奇蜘蛛侠 Amazing Spider-Man.
哼哼，我把这记下来，这是个好故事(大爷您就承认您是斯坦李吧) Hmm, let me write that down. That could be big.
但是这家伙所谓的神奇就可想而知了 But I can only imagine that what this guy considers amazing
和惊人不会差太多 would be less than spectacular.
- 去捡起来- 是的先生 - Pick it up. - Yes, sir.
所以你不只是个疯子 So you're not just a madman.
你还是个会骗人的疯子？ You're a double-crossing madman?
交易的本质而已，弗瑞以前欺骗了我 Nature of the business. Fury double crossed me,
就像他以后会欺骗你一样，如果情况需要的话 just like he'll double cross you when it suits him.
等等，你以前替弗瑞做事？ Wait, you worked for Fury?
给自己记个笔记 Note to self:
我要把寇尔森的白色小裤裤糊他脸上 Web Coulson's tighty whities to his forehead
居然瞒着我这么重要的信息 for leaving out important info.
嘿，寇尔森 Hey, Coulson!
啊 Ah!
当然，并且我喜欢你，我有技术 Sure, and like you, I had tech.
我还有个团队，现在，看着我 I had a team. Now look at me.
算了吧，我不想看，还有别想耍我 Yeah, I'd rather not. And don't try to trick me.
我的逆向心理学法拿了一个反写的A I took reverse psychology where I got a reverse A,
就是说，你懂的，还是A which is, you know, still an A.
你要抛弃伙伴，选择死亡么？ You'd choose death over partnership?
如果这是唯一的选择的话 If that was my only choice.
但幸好不是 But it's not.
所有的工作和训练都没用了 All the work, the training... useless.
他有着我们所有人的能力和神盾的武器 He has all our skills and SHIELD weapons.
他能预测我们所有的动作，我们死定了 He can predict our every move. We're dead.
他可能是可以像蜘蛛侠一样战斗 Maybe he can fight like Spider-Man,
但他肯定没法像彼得帕克一样思考 but he can't think like Peter Parker.
他能模仿我们的行为，我们就来个出其不意 He mimics what we do, so let's do what we don't.
没用的吧 Not going to work.
他看到就能马上模仿 He copies what we do as soon as he sees it.
如果是他看不到的呢？ What if he doesn't see it?
我在我的柜子里放了点东西，就是为了应付现在的状况 I've got something in my locker just for this.
蜘蛛侠 Spider-Man.
救我 Save me.
哦不，你在这里更安全 Eh, no. You're safer in here.
我知道我知道，我不该这样做的 I know, I know. I shouldn't have done that.
哟吼，老虎，我想模仿大师发现我了 Uh-oh, Tiger. I think Taskmaster spotted me.
考虑到缩减预算 Darn those budget cuts.
周末不亮灯，面具崽 No lights on the weekends, Tasky!
你只是在拖延这必然的结果 You're only prolonging the inevitable.
Then we might as well make it fun, right?
Tiger, turn on the night vision.
I make this spider night vision look good.
Come out, come out wherever you are, little spider.
You can't beat me.
I know all your moves.
Hee-yah!
You ain't seen nothing yet.
- And you ain't gonna. - Ah!
It's dark, but you're still you.
And I know what you do.
You sure about that?
Not bad for a first timer.
Recognize where you are, Jager?
You just did me a favor. I have a photographic memory.
I can move through here as well as if the lights were on.
You could if everything was still where it was yesterday, sucker.
Spidey, you got him?
Dodge ball!
Nice shot.
Been practicing?
Now I know why you use these. This is fun.
It's not too late for you to join me.
Yeah, you might think I'm a loser, but I don't.
Then I'll simply expose your identity as Flash Thompson
to the entire world.
Which Flash Thompson? That one?
Yeah, loser. He can't get out, right?
It's Spider-Man, Jager,
not Spider-Teen.
But this school is still under my watch,
just like the rest of the city.
There's a lesson for you here...
Yeah, you just got schooled.
Not helping.
Nice distraction, Thompson.
How many masks can one guy wear?
- You're asking me? - Think he'll be back with a different face?
He knows what he's up against,
if he shows whatever face he's got around here again.
Ho-ho-ho, 'cause he got schooled.
Yeah, it's still not working.
Yeah, no... wha... whatever you say, Spider-Man.
And that's why I hate gym.
School's a dead end.
Trust me. You want the spider,
you'll have to make him come to you.
You'll have to pay for those, remember?
That's right,
throw your tantrum and look somewhere else for Spider-Man.
'Cause now that I know where he hangs out,
that bug is mine.
No one in this school is cool enough to be spidey,
so forget that rumor.
That said, I totally helped Spider-Man save the dump.
I was this close to him! We're buds!
Flash Thompson finally did me a favor.
Taskmaster never even suspected Peter Parker was Spider-Man.
Your creativity was just as strategic as my training.
- More even. - Really?
Going solo paid off, okay?
There's still one thing I don't get at all.
- The tight briefs. Really? - I swim.
Leave the man's underwear alone, Pete,
or he'll get short with you.
Does SHIELD have some kind of mind wiper,
because I really need that image out of my head.