Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 哦，天哪 哦，天哪
- Hello? - What a shame. - 喂？ - 真遗憾呀
- Manuel? - Operator, what is going on? - Manuel？ - 接线员，怎么会事？
Oh, I know. 哦，是的。
I've been trying to get through to the speaking clock. 我一直在试着拨电话报时
Oh, dear. 哦，天哪
Well, it's engaged. 哎，一直占线
How awful. 太可怕了
It's been engaged for 10 minutes. 都占线了10分钟了
How is this possible? My wife isn't talking to it. 这怎么可能？又不是我妻子打的
Hold your head right back. 把你的头往后靠
That usually stops it. 一般就没事了
The speaking clock has taken the phone off the hook. 电话报时那边肯定把电话筒故意拿起来了
Or there's been a light shower within 20 miles. 要不是就那边又下雨了。
Well, you'd better not go on 那，你最好就别再继续了
if it's getting on the bedspread. 如果都弄到床单上了
Unobtainable. The clock's been cut off. 就是拨不通，报时的电话被掐了
Obviously didn't pay its bill. 显然他们没交电话费
Call me back when you've staunched it. 等你止住血再打回来了吧
I don't know why she stays with him. 真不明白她怎么还和他在一起
Oh, that's pretty. 诶哦，还真漂亮
Hello, you got the guide. 你拿到导游册了
Good evening, Mr. Johnson. 晚上好，Johnson先生
Evening, any messages? 晚上好，有我的留言吗？
Three, I think. 三条，我记得
Three? Everybody wants you, don't they? 三条？大家都想找你，可不是吗？
I wouldn't say that. 我可没这么说
Ah, well. You're only single once. 嗯，单身可只有一次哦。
Twice can be arranged. 两次也是可以安排的
- What, basil? - Nothing, my dear. - 你说什么，basil？ - 没什么，亲爱的
We got enough bananas this week, dear? 亲爱的，我们这周香蕉够多吗？
So Harry says, 所以Harry说，
"You don't like me anymore. Why not?" 你再也不喜欢我了，为什么？
And he says, 他说，
"'Cause you got so terribly pretentious." 因为你太自命不凡了。
And Harry says, "Pretentious, moi?" 然后Harry说，“自命不凡，偶？”
I'll just try that number. 我去试试这个号
Oh, that's awfully good, isn't it? 哦，可真有意思，不是吗？
"Moi," ha ha! “偶”，哈哈！
Did you hear it, Basil? 你听见了吗，basil？
- What, dear? - The joke. - 什么，亲爱的？ - 刚才那个笑话
Oh, a joke. No, I heard you laugh. 哦，笑话。没有，我就听见你笑了。
I thought perhaps he was having a tea party. 我估计他大概是参加了一个茶会
Tea party? 茶会？
Oh, now I understand the banana reference, 哦，我才明白你那个香蕉的比喻
you mean you think he looks like a monkey. 你是说他就像个猴子
Only from some angles. 从某种角度上
Well, from my angle, he's very attractive. 从我的角度上看，他倒是很吸引人
Attractive? 吸引你？
You know, easy and amusing and charming. 你知道，随和、风趣、有魅力
Charming, eh? 有魅力，哼？
Well, he's certainly covered in charms. 好吧，他肯定是被魅力饰品包围了
I've never seen so many medals'round one neck in my life. 我这辈子也没见过谁脖子上挂了那么多金属
He must be the bravest orangutan in Britain. 他肯定是全英国最胆大的猩猩
What is the point of decorating yourself like that? 那样打扮自己有什么意义？
They're not just for decoration, 那可不仅仅是装饰
they have symbolic meaning. 那是有象征意义的
Sybil, that type would wear a dog turd 'round its neck Sybil，他那个类型可以把狗屎样的东西围在自己脖子上
if it was made of gold. 只要是用金子的做的就行
Basil, you're so ignorant sometimes. Basil，有时候你太无知的
One of them happens to be a rhino's tooth. 那里面有一个恰好是犀牛呀
One's an ancient Egyptian fertility symbol... 可是古埃及丰收的象征...
Well, that must come in handy. 是，肯定是很方便
It's not supposed to be handy, Basil. 那并不是为了方便的，basil
It goes back to the dawn of civilization. 那可是文明的黎明
By the look of his forehead, so does he. 从他的脑门来看，他自己也是
Tell me, Basil, what is it about basil，跟我说说，你和这种
the Mediterranean type that antagonizes you so? 地中海类型的唱反调是怎么回事？
Is it because women find them attractive? 是因为，女人们觉得他们吸引人吗？
- Sybil... - You seem to think - Sybil...。 - 你好像觉得
that we girls should be aroused 我们女人应该对像
by people like Gladstone and Earl Haig Gladstone和Earl Haig，还有Baden-Power
and Baden-Powell, don't you? 这样的人神魂颠倒是吗？ （这三个人一个我也不认识）
Well, at least they had a certain dignity. 不管怎么说，他们都是有尊严的人。
It's hard to imagine Earl Haig wandering round 难以想象Earl Haig会敞着怀
with his shirt open at the waist, 带着一堆身份牌似的手镯
covered with identity bracelets, isn't it? 晃来晃去的，不是吗？
Well, he didn't mind the medals, did he? 他倒是不会在意那些金属，是吧？
The military decorations? 那些军人的装饰品？
That's not the point. 那不是重点。
I suppose the reason you confuse them with monkeys 我觉得你故意把他们和猴子搞混
is that monkeys have fun. 是因为猴子们很开心
They know how to enjoy themselves. 他们知道怎么让自己快活一些。
That's what makes them sexy, I suppose. 这才令他们显得很性感
I never thought of that. 我以前从来没这么想过。
- Good evening. - Good evening. - 晚上好 - 晚上好
I telephoned earlier. The name is Abbott. 我打电话了，Abbott。
Oh, yes. There hasn't been a cancellation, I'm afraid, 哦，是的，没有取消过
so it is still a room without bath. 所以还是一间屋子不带浴室
- That's fine. - Oh, good. - 没事。 - 哦，很好
Will you just fill that in for me, please? 您把这个填了，好吗？
Yes, we're terribly busy at the moment. 是的，我们现在太忙了
Just enjoying myself. Good evening. 就是快活一下我自己，晚上好
Good evening. 晚上好
- Good evening. - Good evening. - 晚上好 - 晚上好
That felt better. 感觉好多了
Thank you, Mr. Abbott. 谢谢，Abbott先生
Oh, Dr. Abbott, sorry. 哦，Abbott医生，抱歉
- Doctor? - Yes? - 医生？ - 怎么？
I'm terribly sorry, we hadn't been told. 哦，真是抱歉，没人告诉我们
We hadn't been told you were a doctor. 没人告诉我们您是个医生
How do you do, doctor? 您好，医生？
Very nice to have you with us, doctor. 欢迎您的光临
Thank you. 谢谢
You're in room five, doctor. 您在5号房，大夫
And Mrs. Abbott, how do you do? 嗯，Abbott太太，您好？
Dr. Abbott, actually. Abbott医生，实际上是。
- I'm sorry? - Dr. Abbott. - 什么？ - Abbott医生
Two doctors. 两个医生实际上是
- You're two doctors? - Yes. - 您有两个医学（学位）？ - 是的
How did you become two doctors? 你怎么成为两个医生的？
Most unusual. I mean, 我是说，太不寻常了
did you take the exam twice, or... 您是参加了两次考试，还是...
No. My wife's a doctor. 不，我妻子也是医生
I'm a doctor. 我也是医生
You're a doctor, too. So you're three doctors! 哦，您也是医生，所以你们有三个医学（学位）
No, I'm just one doctor. 不，我就只有一个医生学位
My wife is another doctor. 我妻子是另外一名医生
Manuel. Manuel。
Your room is at the top of the stairs and on to the left. 您的房间在最顶层左手边
Oh, I see! I thought when you said two doctors... 哦，我明白了，你说两个医生的时候...
Manuel, would you take the doctors' cases up Manuel，你把这两位医生的箱子拿到
to number five, please? 5号房去，好吗？
Yes, this way please, doctors. 好的，这边，医生们
When you said that you were two doctors, 你说你们是两个医生，
I thought perhaps you were a doctor of medicine 我以为你是药理医生
and perhaps a doctor of... 或者是...
Did you get through all right? 你都找对地方了吗？
One was busy. I'll try again in a minute. 有一个占线，我一会儿再试试
I forgot to ask, any news on a room for my mother? 我忘了问了，由我母亲房间的消息了吗？
Oh, yes. 哦，是的。
Number 16 has decided to stay, I'm afraid. 恐怕16号房不打算退房呢
I tried a couple of other places for you 其他几个地方我也帮你问了
but everywhere's full at the moment. 但是现在都是客满
Oh well, no hassle. She won't mind sharing with me. 哦，那不用麻烦了，她不会介意和我住一个屋的
Lucky mum, ha ha. 幸运的妈妈，哈哈。
I'll just go and try that number again. 我再试试那个号码好了
Here, use this one. 用这个吧
Oh. Thank you. 哦，谢谢了
May I ask... 我能问问...
the sign on the chain by the Egyptian fertility symbol, 这个链子上的埃及丰收挂坠上的标记
what is that? 到底是什么吗？
It's, um... Greek astrological sign. 是，嗯...嗯，希腊天文标志吧。
Oh, it's beautiful. Where did you get it? 哦，真漂亮，你从哪弄到的？
Um, Colchester, I think. 嗯，Colchester，我想是。
- Colchester! - Hello. - Colchester！ - 喂。
Can I speak to John Lawson, please? 我找John Lawson，谢谢
All right, I'll hold on. 好，我等着。
So, your mother will be arriving tomorrow? 哦，你母亲明天到，是吧？
Yes, first thing. She's getting 是呀，一大早，她从Newcastle
the overnight train down from Newcastle. 坐一宿火车过来。
Newcastle? Newcastle？
Yeah, visiting grandchildren. She's 77. 是的，她去看孙子孙女们，都77了
77. 77了。
Isn't that amazing? 这真是令人惊喜
Old people are wonderful 老人们总是很奇妙
when they have so much life, aren't they? 他们都经历了那么多，不是吗
Gives us all hope, doesn't it? 给我们希望，可不是吗？
My mother, on the other hand, 我母亲，从另一方面说，
is a little bit of a trial, really. 多少更像是一种考验。
You know, it's all right when they have the life force, 你知道，当他们充满生命力的时候还好。
but mother, well... 我母亲呢...
she's got more of the death force, really. 与其说生命力，不如说死神之力
She's a worrier... 她总是担心...
No, it's all right. I'll hold. 不，没事，我继续等着
She has these... 她总是...
well, morbid fears they are, really. 有一种病态的恐惧。
Vans is one. 怕货车
Rats... Doorknobs... 怕老鼠...门把手...
Birds, heights, open spaces... 怕鸟、怕高、怕开阔的空间...
Confined spaces... 也怕封闭的空间...
It's very difficult getting the space right for her, really. 给她找个适当的空间实在是太难了。
You know... 你知道...
Footballs, bicycles, cows... 足球、自行车、牛...
And she's always on about men following her. 而且她总是讲那些男人们追求她的故事
I don't know what she thinks they're going to do to her. 我都不知道她想让他们做什么
Vomit on her, Basil says. 吐她一身，Basil总是这样说
Can I leave my number? He can call me back. 我能把我的号码留下，让他打给我吗？
- And death. - I see. Right. - 还有死。 - 我知道了，好的。
She's frightened of death. 她害怕死去。
I've told her there's nothing she can do about it. 我告诉她这是没有办法的事。
On about it the whole time, she is. 那段时间，她总是提到死
I mean, nature can only take its course. 我是说，自然有它自己的轨迹。
The only thing you can hope for 我们所能期望的就是
is that it won't be long drawn out and painful. 别让这个过程过于漫长而痛苦。
But she can't accept that. 但是，她就是不肯接受。
Oh, excuse me. Hello, John? 哦，对不起，喂，John？
How are you? Oh, fine. 你怎么样？哦，太好了。
Just down for the weekend. 就这周末
Charming people. 魅力呀
Hmm? 嗯？
The Abbotts. Charming couple. Abbotts一家，有魅力的一对。
Yes, all three of them. 是的，他们三个。
No, I'm all right for tonight. 不，我今晚没事。
You know dear, that, um, 你知道亲爱的，嗯，
that outfit Mrs. Abbott was wearing, Abbott太太穿的外衣
you should get yourself something like that. 你也应该弄一件差不多的试试
What, for the gardening, you mean? 什么，我干活的时候穿吗？
No, I can't tomorrow night. How about lunch? 不，明晚不行，午饭时候不行吗？
Yes, attractive woman. 是呀，吸引人的女人。
How old would you say she was, Sybil? 她多大了你看，Sybil？
- 48, 50? - Oh, now, Sybil! - 48, 50？ - 哦，别扯了，Sybil！
I really don't know, Basil, perhaps she's 12. 我确实不知道。Basil，可能她12岁
Favorite. Magic. 太好了，变戏法似的。
It's nice to have that kind of person staying, isn't it? 有这样的人住店确实很好，不是吗？
Professional class, educated, 专业阶层，受过良好教育的
civilized. 斯文的
We've both ends of the evolutionary scale 我们这进化论中的两级都全了
this week, haven't we? 这周，是不是？
Good evening. 晚上好
We're just going out for a stroll. 我们正要出去四处转转
What time do you serve dinner? 你这里什么时候供应晚餐？
7:30 till 9:00. 7：30到9：00。
See you tomorrow then. Ciao. 明儿见，拜拜
Do you have a guide to Torquay? 你这里有Torquay的导游手册吗？
A guide... 导游手册...
Um, oh dear. I think we're out of them again. 嗯，诶呀，我估计我们又没有了
Do you want to look at this one? 你要看这个吗？
I got it in town. 我在城里拿的
Oh, thanks. 哦，谢谢
"What's on in Torquay." 《Torquay在展览什么》
One of the world's shortest books. 全球最短的书之一
What? 什么？
One of the world's shortest books. 全球最短的书之一
Like "The Wit of Margaret Thatcher." 就像《撒切尔夫人自传》 （原书为“The Wit and Wisdom of Margaret Thatcher“）
Or "Great English Lovers." 或者《英国恋人》
He's very funny, isn't he, Basil? 他可真是幽默，Basil，是吧？
Thank you. 谢谢
- Are you taking dinner here tonight? - Sorry? - 你今晚在这吃饭吗？ - 什么？
Are you dining here tonight, here in this unfashionable dump? 您今晚在我们这进餐吗，这个不入时的就垃圾场？
I wasn't planning to. 我没打算
No, not really your scene, is it? 确实不像您在的地方，是吧？
Thought I'd try somewhere in town. Anywhere you'd recommend? 不过我打算在城里吃，你有什么推荐的吗？
What sort of food were you thinking of? Fruit, or... 您打算吃什么样的呢？水果...
Anywhere they do French food? 有法式餐吗？
Yes, France, I believe. 哦，法式，我想
They seem to like it there, 估计他们哪喜欢这个
and the swim would certainly sharpen your appetite. 游过去肯定更有食欲
You'd better hurry. The tide leaves in six minutes. 你得赶快，还有6分钟就退潮了
Excuse my husband's sledgehammer wit, Mr. Johnson. 请原谅我丈夫的无礼，Johnson先生
There is a very nice place, La pomme d'amour. 有一家叫La pomme d'amour的店很不错
La pomme d'amour. The apple of love. La pomme d'amour，禁爱之果
Yes, in Orchard Street. 是的，在Orchard街
Or that ancient Egyptian place, 或者是个古埃及的地方
the Golden Dog something... 金狗，还是什么的...
Do enjoy yourself. We'll see you later. 祝您玩得愉快，一会见。
Thank you. 谢谢
I have had it up to here with you. 我可真是受不了你了
What, dear? 怎么了，亲爱的？
You never get it right, do you? 你从来都做不对，是吧？
You're either crawling all over them, 你要么卑躬屈膝
licking their boots, 恨不得舔人家的靴子
or spitting poison at them 要么口喷毒液
like some Benzedrine puff adder. 像条吐着信子的毒蛇
Just trying to enjoy myself. 我就是想让我自己高兴点。
Did you enjoy your beef? Beef怎么样？
Oh, yes, thank you. 哦，很好，谢谢。
Good. Would you care for dessert? 好的，您还要点心吗？
No, just coffee, thank you. 不用，咖啡就好，谢谢
Just coffee for me. 只要咖啡
Two coffees, Sybil. 两杯咖啡，Sybil。
Two coffees. Here. Please. Dear. 两杯咖啡，亲爱的，谢谢
Would you care for a little something with us? 您要想要什么不？
A little aperitif, cognac, brandy? 来点开胃酒，白兰地什么的？
On us... with us... which we'll pay for, 不要钱的...我们请客...
on the house, as it were? 本店奉送，一直如此
Well, thank you. 那好，谢谢。
I'd like a cognac, if I may? 我要一杯科涅克，如果可以的话
- Dr. Abbott? - A port, thank you. - Abbott大夫？ - 一杯波尔图，谢谢
Mon plaisir. 我很荣幸
- Coffee for you, doctor. - Thank you. - 您的咖啡，大夫 - 谢谢
- And for you, doctor. - Thank you. - 这是您的 - 谢谢
Have you been to Torquay before? 您以前来过Torquay吗？
Not for a few years, no. 这几年没来过
We had a free weekend, and we suddenly thought 我们突然有个空闲的周末，就想
we'd like to get out of London. 为什么不离开伦敦呢
- Lovely. White or black? - Black, thank you. - 很好，纯的还是加奶的？ - 不加奶，谢谢
- And black for you, doctor? - Thank you. - 你也要不加奶的？ - 谢谢
Cognac for you, doctor. 您的科涅克
It's rather fascinating, your both being doctors. 肯定很有意思，你们两位都是大夫
Port for you, doctor. 您的波尔图
At one stage, I was contemplating becoming a surgeon. 有段时间，我也想当个外科医生
A tree surgeon! 树的外科医生！
Thank you, Sybil. 谢谢呀，Sybil
Had to give it up. 后来不得不放弃了
Couldn't stand the sight of sap. Ha! 受不了树淌出来的汁液，哈！
It's a bit old, isn't it, dear? 这故事有点老了，是不是，亲爱的？
My great-grandfather on my mother's side 我的太姥爷
was a doctor, so it was always felt I might... 是个大夫，所以我一直以为我可以...
Run a hotel. 开个旅馆
Are you both in general practice? 你们都是临床的吗？
No, I'm a pediatrician. 不，我是儿科大夫
- Feet! - Children. - 脚科？（Basil不认识儿科这个词，不过确实和） - 给小孩看病（行人很像，所以联想到了脚））
Oh, Basil! Basil！
Children have feet, don't they? That's how they move around. 小孩也有脚吗，不然他们怎么走来走去的
You must take a look next time. It's most interesting. 下次注意看看，确实很有意思
And you, doctor, are you a... 您呢，大夫，您是...？
I'm a psychiatrist. 我是心理医生
Very nice too, cheers. 真不错呀，干一杯
I'll get you another one. Sorry. 抱歉，我再给您拿一杯
A psychiatrist. How fascinating. 心理医生，太有意思了
We never had a psychiatrist staying here before. 我们这还从来没有来过心理医生呢
We had a faith healer 我们刚开门的时候
the first month we were open. 只有个信仰疗师（牧师）
Really? 真的？
It's a relatively new profession, 这好像是个很新的职业吧
psychiatry, isn't it? 心理医师，是不是？
Well, Freud started about 1880. 嗯，不过弗洛伊德1880年就开创心理治疗了
Yes, but it's only now 是的，不过我们直到现在
we're seeing them on the television. 才能在电视上看到
Here we are. I must... excuse me. 给您，我...抱歉
How long have you had this hotel? 你开这个旅馆多长时间了？
My husband and I... 我丈夫和我...
Keep back, keep back. 后面呆着，后面呆着
What is it? 怎么了？
- Abbott. - What the matter with him? - Abbott。 - 他怎么了？
Psychiatrist. 心理医生
Look at him. Look. 看看他，看
Look at the way he's listening, see? 看他是怎么听人说话的，看到了？
He's taking it all in. She doesn't realize. 他全听进去了，她还没意识到呢
Look at the way she's talking. 你看她说的样子
They've got photographic memories. 他们可是过目不忘的呀
Uh, Sybil! 嗯，Sybil！
- Sybil? - Yes, Basil? - Sybil？ - 什么事，Basil？
Could I just bother you, dear? 能麻烦你一下吗？
- What is it? - Just a little problem. - 怎么了？ - 就点小事
Nothing personal, nothing of a private nature. 不是个人问题，不是隐私性的
Just in here... 过来下...
Excuse me, would you? 抱歉
What is it, Basil? 到底怎么了，Basil？
Just take it easy, okay? Just keep your distance. 你别紧张，离他们远点
Remember who you are, all right? 别忘了自己是谁，好吗？
Remember what? 别忘了什么？
Just don't tell him too much about yourself, all right? 就别告诉他太多自己的事，行不行？
Basil, I'm perfectly capa... Basil，我绝对...
All right. All right. What have you told him? 好好，你都告诉他什么了？
Nothing, we were talking about Scotland. 没什么，我们再谈苏格兰
Scotland? What's he want to know about Scotland? 苏格兰？他想知道苏格兰什么？
Oh, Basil Fawl... 哦，Basil Fawl...
- Don't do that! - Why are you so nervous? - 别那么做！ - 你干嘛这么认真呢？
I'm not nervous! I'm just saying take it easy, all right? 我没紧张，就是告诉你别紧张，好吗？
All of us, just take it easy, all right? 我们都别紧张，好不？
What's got into you? 你脑子出什么事了？
Nothing's got into... I'm just saying take... 我没事，我就是说...
Can't I say "take it easy" without starting a panic? 我就不能镇静的说“别紧张”吗？
I mean, what is going on here? 我是说，这里到底怎么了？
Mr. Fawlty, take it easy. Fawlty先生，您别紧张
Now look... 你看...
Get one thing clear, all right? 我先说清楚这件事，好吧
You don't tell me to take it easy. 你不能让我“别紧张”
I don't pay you to tell me to take it easy. 我不是顾你对我说“别紧张”的
I pay you to take it... 我顾你是让你“别...
No, I pay you to tell you to take it easy, 不，我顾你是要我告诉你”别紧张“
so take it easy, all right? 所以，别紧张，行了吧？
Listen, why are you getting so upset? 你怎么一下子就变得这么不高兴了
- I'm not. - You liked him when he arrived. - 我没有呀 - 他们刚到的时候，你还是特别高兴的
Look, look... 你看...
And just because you find out he's a psychiatrist... 就因为你发现他是个心理医生...
I'm not bothered by that. 不是因为这个
If he wants to be a psychiatrist that's his own funeral. 如果他要当个心理医生，那是他自掘坟墓
They're all as mad as bloody march hares anyway. 他们多少都跟个疯子差不多
That's not the point. How does he earn his money? 不过这也不是重点，他怎么挣钱？
He gets... he get paid for sticking his nose... 他伸着自己的长鼻子到...
- Oh, Basil. - No, I'm going to have my say. - 哦，Basil。 - 不，我一定得说出来
Into people's private, um... details. 别人的隐私，嗯，细节
Just speaking for myself, 就说我吧
I don't want some total stranger 我可不想让那个陌生人
nosing around in my private parts... 在我的隐私（私处）上问来问去（嗅来嗅去）
details! That's all I'm saying. 细节处，我就想说这个
They're here on holiday. 他们是来度假的
They're just here to enjoy themselves. 他们就是来找找乐子
- He can't! - Can't what? - 他不能 - 不能什么？
He can't tell me anything 他不能告诉我
about myself that I don't know already. 连我自己都不知道的关于我自己的事
All this psychiatry, it's a load of tommyrot. 这些心理学什么，都是扯淡
Here. 拿着
You know what they're all obsessed with, don't you? 你知道他们天天都被什么迷住，是吧？
You know what they say it's all about, don't you? 你知道他们说那都是和那个有关的，对吧？
Hmm? 嗯？
Sex. 性爱（这其实只是弗洛伊德的心理学基础）
Everything's connected with sex. 什么事都得和性爱沾边
Huh! What a load of cobblers. 靠！一帮臭皮匠
Yes, you see, if they wanted to do that, 是呀，不过，他们如果要做那个（那样做）的话
well, they'd have to close the hotel, wouldn't they? 那他们就得把旅馆关了，不是吗？
Yes, if you would, just sign that. 请您签个字
Thank you so much. 非常感谢
Yes. We were just speculating 对了，我们一直在想
how people in your profession 像你这样职业的人 （Basil没有听见）
arrange their holidays. 怎么安排假期的呢（Basil还是没听见）
How often you can get away. 多长时间能离开这一次呢 （Basil依然没听见）
How often do you manage it? 多长时间有一次呢？
Pardon? 您说什么？
How often can you and your wife manage it? 你和你妻子多长时间有一次？
You don't mind my asking? 你不介意我问吧？
Not at all. Not at all. 不，不
About average, since you asked. 是平均吗？
- Average? - Mm-hmm. - 平均？ - 嗯
What would be average? 什么平均？
Well, you tell me. 嗯，您说呢？
Well, uh... 嗯...
Couple of times a year? 一年几次？
What? 什么？
Once a year? 一年一次？
Well, we knew it must be difficult. 我们知道肯定不容易
My wife didn't see 我妻子觉得
how you could manage it at all. 你们一次都做（去）不了
Well, as you've asked, 嗯，既然你问了，
two or three times a week, actually. 一周两三次吧
A week? 一周？
Yes. Pretty normal, isn't it? 是的，很正常吧？
We're quite normal down here in Torquay, you know? Torquay这里就是个寻常的小地方
And he says, 然后他说
"Pretentious? Moi?" 自傲自负？偶？
I always like a man who can make me laugh. 我一直喜欢能让我大笑的男人
Are you all right, Mr. Fawlty? 你没事吧，Fawlty先生？
Mm-hmm, yes, yes. Fine. 嗯，是，是， 没事。
What's the matter, Basil? 怎么了，Basil？
Nothing, dear. Just talking to Dr. Abbott. 没事，亲爱，就是和Abbott大夫谈了谈
If I had the money to go to a psychiatrist, 如果我有钱看心理医生的话，
he's just the sort I'd choose. 我就选他那样的。
I can't think of anything nicer 我想不出比跟一个心贴心的人交流
than having a good old heart-to-heart. 更好的事了。
I'm sure they understand women. 我肯定他们了解女人。
- Sybil? - What, darling? - Sybil？ - 怎么，亲爱的？
Do you kn... 你知道...
Do you know what he asked me, just now, out there? 你能想到他刚才在外面问我什么吗？
What? What? 什么呀？
He asked me... 他问我...
Oh, don't be ridiculous, Basil. 哦，别开玩笑了，Basil。
I'm telling you the truth. Honest as God's witness! 我说的可都是真的，上天为证呀！
What's got into you today? 不知道你今天是怎么回事
He turned round and asked me, just like that. 他就转过身问我的，就那样
What did he say? 他说什么了？
He said... 他说...
His wife said... 他妻子说...
They're talking about holidays, Basil. 他们在说假期，Basil。
I was just saying to them 我只是和他们说
about how difficult it is to get any. 有个假期多不容易
Twice a year! Oh, my... What did I say? 一年两次，哦，天哪...我都说了什么呀！
- It doesn't matter. - How was I to know? - 无所谓了。 - 我怎么会知道？
Hello! 等等！
We were at cross purposes just now. 我们刚才说话理解错了
There you were talking about sex, 你们说性爱，
I thought you were talking about walks. 我以为你们在说散步。
Not sex! Holidays, holidays! 不是性爱！假期，假期！
Ha, sex. Ha, ha, ha. 呵呵，性爱，呵呵。
No, my wife and I have one about twice a year. 不，我妻子和我一年出去度假两次
I mean a holiday, a holiday. 度假，度假
Whereas so far as a good walk goes, 至于散步嘛
we have a jolly good walk 我们经常开心的散步
about two or three times a week, average. 大概，一周平均两三次吧
Well, we're just taking ours now. 哦，我们正要谈谈去散步呢
Thank you. Well, enjoy it. 谢谢，好好玩
Uh, the walk! 哦，散步
I'm so sorry. 抱歉
My name is Raylene Miles. 我是Raylene Miles。
I have a reservation. 我有预定
Ahh, yes. That's right. 啊，好的，好的。
Would you be so kind as to fill this in? 请您把这个填了
Mm-hmm. 嗯
Thank you. 谢谢
Very nice. 很好
Oh, ah... Thank you. 哦，啊...谢谢
Your thing. 你的那个
I mean your charms! Your charm, in the middle. 我是说你的魅力（饰品），那个小东西，中间的
Yes, I know. 哦，这个
May I ask what it is? 能问问这是什么吗？
It's a Saint Christopher's medal. 哦，是圣克里斯托弗徽章
- Saint? - Saint Christopher. - 圣？ - 圣克里斯托弗
Patron saint of travelers. 旅行者的守护神
Hello, dear. 哦，亲爱的
Saint Christopher's medal, protects travelers. 圣克里斯托弗徽章可以保佑旅行者
Very pretty. 很好看
Yes, isn't she? 是，她确实很好看？
Where did you put the order forms? 你把账单表格放哪里？
- Down there, dear. - Where? - 底下，亲爱的 - 哪儿？
Down here, dear. Um... 在哪，嗯...
Hello! Can I have the key for number six, please? 你好，6号房钥匙？
You're back early this evening, Mr. Johnson. 你今天回来得好早呀，Johnson先生
Yes, well, got to be up early for mother. 哦，是呀，我明天得早起接我母亲
Thank you. We put you in number seven. 谢谢，给你7号房。
Manuel! Manuel！
It's all right, dear. I'll take them up. 没事，亲爱的，我拿上去就行了
We have a Spanish porter we're training at the moment. 我们有个西班牙小斯，还在培训。
It'd be quicker to train an ape! 不过训练猩猩都比他快！
Never mind, Manuel. 不用了，Manuel。
Oh! 哦
I was just wondering, 我一直在想
are you in fact Australian at all, 你真的是澳大利亚人吗
by any chance, may I ask? 不知道我问合不合适
Oh, dear. Is my accent that strong? 哦，天哪。我口音这么重吗？
Oh no, no. It's just that you're quite tall, 不，不，就是你挺高的
so I thought, perhaps, you know. 所以我觉得，可能，大概...
Here we are, this is your room. 到了，这是你的房间。
I hope it's to your liking. 希望和你意。
A view of the English Riviera, 能看到Riviera（里埃维亚）
down there, behind the trees. 就在树后面。
This is your bathroom, here we are... 你的浴室，
Oh, light's not working. 灯不好使了
I'll just fix it. 我修一修
Have you had a tiring journey? 旅途劳累吗？
Seven hours in the coach, is the... 做了7个小时的长途车，嗯...
is the dining room still open? 饭厅还开着吗？
The chef leaves at 9:00, I'm afraid. 我恐怕厨子9点就走了
We could always do you sandwiches. 不过总可以给你弄点三明治吃的。
I'd like a hot meal, really. 我倒是想吃点热乎的东西。
Is there a restaurant near here? 附近有饭店吗？
There's an awfully good little Welsh place, 有家非常不错的威尔士风格
Leek house, about five minutes walk. 饭店，大概就走5分钟就到了的。
You'd have to go straight away. 直走就行
That'll do fine. 那就行。
Just turn left out at the gate and straight on 出门左转，一直走
and it's on your right. 在道的右手边
You left this downstairs. 你把这个落在楼下了
Sorry! I was trying the switch! 对不起，我就是想按按钮！
Sybil! Sybil! Sybil! Sybil! Sybil！Sybil！Sybil！Sybil！
I'm sorry. I didn't know she was there! 我错了，不过我真不知道她在哪
- I was trying the switch. - It's pathetic, Basil. - 我就是要按按钮 - Basil，你太可悲了
No, look, Sybil, I was reaching round for the switch. 不是，不是，Sybil，我伸出手就是要够开关的。
Don't bother. 不用解释
The lights weren't working in the bathroom, right? 浴室里的灯不好使了，是吧？
Okay? So I went in, checked the fitting, 是吧？所以我进去，检查了一下接头
which was loose... 刚巧松了...
I've read about it, Basil. The male menopause it's called. 我读到过这种情况，Basil。这叫男性更年期
Oh, and one word of advice: 而且，告诉你个建议：
If you're going to grope a girl 如果你要抚摸女孩的身体
have the gallantry to stay in the room with her 就应该把你的殷勤都留在屋里陪她
while you're doing it, hmm? 在你做那事的时候，知道吗？
I'm sorry. I do apologize for just now. 抱歉了，我刚才确实是道过歉了
I was sort of feeling for the switch... 我当时就是想够那个开关...
Oh, I realize. That's perfectly all right. 啊，我知道了，这没什么。
I hope your wife didn't... 希望您妻子没有误...
Oh no, no. 哦不，不。
My wife, she's been on about that. 我妻子，她总是这么说的。
Uh, where was that restaurant again? 刚才说的那个饭店在哪来着？
Out of the gate, turn left, 出大门，左转
five minutes on your right. Leek house. 走5分钟，右手边，Leek House （leek house不知道怎么翻译）
- Thank you. - Not at all. - 谢谢了 - 不客气
"Pretentious, moi?" “自傲自负，偶？”
Yes? Can I help you? 是的，有什么事吗？
Um... 嗯...
I was just wondering if I could get, um... 我正在，嗯，我想要杯，嗯...
A drink now? 酒？
A drink? 一杯酒
Well, a bottle of champagne. 嗯。一瓶香槟
- Champagne? - Yes. - 香槟？ - 好的。
I see. You are aware of our rule 我知道了，你知道我们有关于
about visitors, are you? 访客的规定吗？
Hmm? 什么？
No visitors in guests' rooms after 10:00. 10点以后不准访客留在客房
Of the opposite... sex. 异性访客
No, I wasn't. 不，我不知道。
But I am now. 不过现在知道了。
So you'll send up the champagne, will you? 那么，你一会会把香槟送来，是吧？
What? 什么？
The champagne. 香槟。
You're drinking it on your own, are you? 你就一个人喝吗？
Guess I'll have to. 我估计就我一个。
Very well. 很好
One bottle of champagne, for one. 一瓶香槟，一个人喝
- Thank you. - And one glass. - 谢谢 - 一个杯子
That's all I'll need, unless you'd care to join me? 我就要这些，除非你想和我一起喝。
No, thank you. Not while I'm on the job. 不，谢谢。工作时间不喝。
That's when I enjoy it the most. 那可是我最喜欢喝的时候。
Manuel, Manuel, Manuel. Manuel，Manuel，Manuel。
Bottle of champagne, one glass, quick! 来瓶香槟，一个杯子，快点！
Mr. Fawlty? Fawlty先生？
Did you know there's a psychiatrist staying? 你知道这有个心理医生来了吗？
Yes, yes I did. 是呀，我知道。
Has he come for the Major? 不是来找少校的吧？
- What? - Has he come for the Major? - 什么？ - 是来找少校的吗？
No. 不是。
Oh, good. 哦，那太好了
We were rather worried. 我们刚才还担心来着
I'm sure they have them in Birmingham too. 我肯定伯明翰也有的。
Good night, ladies! 晚安，小姐们！
Just coming. 一会就来
Won't be a moment. 不会就等的
This wall... 这面墙...
we had some complaints from downstairs 我们接到了楼下的投诉
so I'm just giving it a check. 所以我就来检查检查。
Yes, I think that's fine. 不过，我觉得没事。
No, hang on. 不，等等。
Nope, we're all right. 没事，一切正常。
Fine. Well, sorry to disturb you. 好的，嗯，抱歉打扰你们。
- Good night. - Good night. - 晚安 - 晚安
Can I help you? 什么事？
The bathroom? 洗手间？
Yes, second on the left. 好的，左边第二个。
Thank you. 谢谢
- Yes? - It's just coming. - 什么？ - 马上就来。
Stupidissimo! 大笨蛋！
You continental cretin! 你个西班牙大白痴！
I'm sorry, I'll get you another one. 抱歉，我再给你拿一瓶。
Un otro. Pronto! Pronto! Pronto! Un otro。Pronto！Pronto！Pronto！（不知道啥意思）
Yes, fine, thank you. 好的，没事了，谢谢。
I'm afraid that Spanish ape... 我恐怕那个西班牙大猩猩...
Sorry, person... bungled it again. 抱歉，人有搞砸了
Dago birdbrain. 长个鸟脑袋。
God knows how they ever got an Armada together. 上帝才知道他们是怎么攒了个无敌舰队的
Still, I'll clear all this up. 我还得把这一地的东西收拾了
If you... if you'd like to, uh... 如果你们...嗯能，嗯...
Go back to your rooms... 回房的话...
Thank you. 谢谢。
Fawlty. Fawlty。
- Yes? - Here, here. - 什么事？ - 这儿，这儿，
L... I thought you ought to know. 我觉得你应该知道这个
- What? - There's... - 什么？ - 有个...
There's a psychiatrist in the hotel. 来了个心理医生。
Yes, I know. 是的，我知道。
- Oh, you know. - Yes. - 哦，你知道 - 是呀
Oh. Well, apparently, he's dressed up as a guest. 哦，很显然，他是乔装成了名旅客。
He is a guest, Major. 他就是个旅客，少桥。
Oh, well, your guess is as good as mine. 哦，那你猜的和我的差不多。
Perhaps he has come to get you. 可能还真是来找你的。
Come. 过来。
Oh, thank you. On the table, please. 哦，谢谢，放桌子上。
Thank you. 谢谢
Yes? 什么？
Whew! Filthy habit. whew！真是坏习惯。
The bathroom? 洗手间？
Second on the left. 左边第二个。
Aaah! Who is it? 啊！！！谁呀？
- It's all right! - Who is it? - 没事！ - 谁？
- It's only me! Please! - What do you want? - 是我！没事！ - 你要怎么样？
What's going on? 怎么了？
Nothing! I didn't know she was in here. 没事，没事，我不知道她在里面
I just came in to check the walls. 我就是来检查墙壁的
Do you mind? Sorry. 你介意吗，抱歉了。
I thought you'd gone to the restaurant. 我以为你去吃饭了。
I was just so tired. 我太困了。
That's fine. Sorry to disturb you. 墙没事，抱歉打扰你了。
Bloody walls. 该死的墙。
You all right now? 现在没事了？
- What was that? - Hmm? Nothing, dear. - 出什么事了？ - 嗯？没事，亲爱的。
Why was she screaming? What were you doing? 那她尖叫什么？你刚才干什么了？
What's going on? 出了什么事？
Nothing. She thought there was someone in her room. 没事，她以为有人在她房间里。
- Someone in her room? - Yes. - 有人在她房里？ - 是的。
Have to charge her double then. 那就收她双倍好了。
What were you doing in there? 你在哪干什么了？
Is she all right? 她没事吧？
She is all right. 没事。
What were you doing in there? 那你在哪干什么了？
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Fawlty. 哦，抱歉，Fawlty先生。
I didn't realize it was you. 我没意识到是你。
That's all right. I'll tell you in a moment. 没事，我一会在跟你说。
Silly of me. 我的错。
I didn't know it was him. 我不知道是他。
He came in to check the walls. 他进来检查墙壁的。
To check the walls? 检查墙壁？
Manuel. Manuel, quick. Manuel Manuel，快点。
Come on! 赶快！
Quick! 赶快！
Oh... 'elp... 哦...帮忙...
Socorro! Socorro! Socorro！Socorro！
'Elp! 'elp! 帮忙！帮忙！
Basil. Basil。
Basil? Basil？
Mrs. Fawlty, Mrs. Fawlty! Fawlty太太，Fawlty太太！
Mrs. Fawlty, Mr. Fawlty... Fawlty太太，Fawlty太太...
- What? - He hurt. - 什么？ - 他伤了
- He fall off ladder! - Off a ladder? - 他掉下梯子！ - 掉下梯子？
S? s? Come, come come. 是！是，快过来。
What was he doing up a ladder? 他上梯子干嘛？
He try to see girl. 他试着看女孩。
What? 什么？
He try to see in room to see girl. 他试着看进去屋里看女孩。
She make him crazy. Come, come, come. 她把他弄疯了，过来，过来。
I see. 知道了。
I tell him careful, but he go to see girl. 我让他小心点，但他去看了。
Right. 好的。
Hello, dear. 你好，亲爱的。
I was just going to, uh... 我刚要去，嗯...
What the... WTF（估计是）
What in God's name do you think you're doing? 你究竟以为自己在做什么？
What did you hit me for? 你干嘛打我？
How dare you! 你可真敢呀
How dare you! 胆肥了你
Have you gone mad? What's got into you? 你疯了吗，怎么回事你？
- You really don't know? - No, I don't. - 你真不知道？ - 不知道。
What were you doing up that ladder? Come on! 你上梯子干什么？说呀！
I was trying to see the girl. 我就是要看着那个女孩
Is that so strange? 很奇怪吗？
Stop hitting me! 别打我了！
Get away from this door 离远点
and don't you dare try and come in here tonight. 今儿晚上你敢进屋的！
Mad. 疯了。
She's gone completely mad. 她肯定是疯了！
Crazy, she go crazy. 疯了，她 疯 了。
- I mean what... - Crazy. - 我是说，怎么... - 疯了
I say to her 我 和 她 说
you try and see in girl's room 你 试着 看 女孩的 屋子
and she go crazy. 她 就 疯了
What? 什么？
I tell her you go to see girl in room. 我 告诉 她 你 试着 看女孩 在屋里
You crazy about this girl, okay? 你 疯了（着迷） 那个 女孩，对吧？
Okay, so... 哦，好的，所以...
You go up to try to look at her 你 上去 看 她
and Mrs. Fawlty, she go crazy. 太太她就 疯了
You crazy little dago! 你个意大利疯子
Now, that's how an Englishman would do it, you see? 这个，是英国人这么做的，知道了？
Now, a German, a German would go... 现在，一个德国人会这样...
No, that's enough for tonight. 好的，今晚就到这吧。
All right, we'll go on with your training in the morning. 明早继续你的训练。
We're just training him in the art of hotel management. 我们正在训练他旅馆经营最新技术。
It's rather interesting actually. 很有趣的其实。
He's from Barcelona, and one of the more... 他来自巴塞罗那，一个恩...
Sorry, I missed the door. 抱歉，没碰着们。
- Oh. - Everything all right? - 哦 - 一切都好？
Everything, uh, normal? 都，嗯，很正常？
- Yes, thank you. - Fine, well... - 是的，谢谢 - 很好，很好...
I'll leave you to it, then. 我就不掺和了
I mean to go to bed. 我是说上床吧。
To sleep! To sleep, that is. 去睡觉，睡觉。
Perchance to dream, ha, ha. 偶尔再做个梦，哈哈。
Have a good night... good night's sleep. 睡个好觉...
- Sleep well. - Good night. And you. - 好觉 - 晚安，你也是。
Thank you, yes, I will. 谢谢，我会的。
God knows where. 鬼知道在哪
I'll get you, you pilked-down ponce. 一定得逮找你个臭拉皮条的。
Are you all right? 你没事吧？
- Hmm? - Are you all right? - 嗯？ - 你没事吧？
Yes, fine. Give me one of those. 是的，没事，这个给我。
Right, go on.Go on. 好了，你干活去吧。
Sybil, dear? Sybil，亲爱的？
What do you want? 你要什么？
Got your tea for you, dear. 亲爱的，你的茶
Just leave it outside the room. 放外面就行了。
Yes, all right, dear. 好的，行，亲爱的。
Um... 嗯...
Sybil? Sybil？
I'm not speaking to you, Basil. 我不和你说话，Basil。
Could I just have my electric razor, dear? 我能把剃须刀拿出来吗，亲爱的？
Just for the guests? 给旅客用？
Thank you, dear. Look, look... 谢谢，你看，你看...
- Basil, will you... - Just let me explain. - Basil，你能不... - 让我解释一下。
Get your foot out of the door. 脚房门外去。
- Let me explain. - I'm not interested. - 让我解释一下。 - 没兴趣。
When I said "That girl," 我说“那个女孩”的时候
I wasn't talking about that ray... something, the Australian girl. 我说的不是那个ray...什么的澳大利亚人，
I was talking about the girl in the room next to hers... 我是说她临屋的...
in Johnson's room! Johnson屋的女孩。
Johnson smuggled a girl into his room last night. Johnson昨天晚上偷摸的带进房了一个姑娘，
That is the one I was trying to get a look at, 我是要看这个，
not that Australian hayseed. 不是那个澳大利亚乡巴佬。
Basil, you've had eight hours to think of something. Basil，你有8个小时时间编个故事出来，
Is that really the best you can come up with? 这就是你能编出来的最好的？
You don't believe it. 你不信是吧。
- Oh, go away. - Right, I'll get her. - 滚出去。 - 好吧，我去把她给揪出来。
I'll get her and show her to you. 我一定逮着她给你看看。
- Yes, you do that. - I will. - 好的，你去吧 - 我会的
Right. All right. 好的，好的。
Go. 进去
Come. 近来
Mr. Johnson, did you want your guide back? Johnson先生，你还要你的导游手册吗？
Oh, thank you, yes. 哦，谢谢，是的。
See you later. Thank you. 一会见，谢谢。
Okay, darling. 好了，亲爱的。
Right, the game's up. 好了，游戏结束。
Up there. 在哪儿
Bit of game pie, got stuck up there. 上面沾了个野味馅饼，哪儿。
Right, everything back to normal. 好了，一切正常了。
Enjoy your walk. 散步愉快。
There's enough material there for an entire conference. 这材料都够整个会议用的了。
Okay, all clear. 好了，可以了。
Right, that's it. 好的，就现在吧。
Aah! What are you doing? 啊！你干什么呀？
Oh, jeez, what going on? 哦，天哪，怎么了？
I'm sorry. I thought you were somebody else. 真是抱歉，我以为你是别人呢。
You scared the hell out of me! 你把我魂都吓飞了。
I'm awfully sorry. There's a girl in there. 我真是太抱歉了，那屋有个女的在里面。
The bloke smuggled her in... 那个笨小子把她藏进来...
Oh, hello, dear. 哦，你好，亲爱的。
Just explaining to Miss Miles about our little problem, 刚和Miles小姐讲了一下我们的关于
with the extra guest, 一个额外客人的小问题
Mr. Johnson's friend, Johnson先生的朋友
in six, last night. 6号房，昨晚
What's that on your hand, Basil? 你手上是什么，Basil？
What... oh, that's some stuff in the cupboard, dear. 什么？...哦，橱柜里的什么东西，亲爱的。
Something I knocked over. 不知道什么我给打翻了。
Sorry! I got confused. 抱歉，我糊涂了
Sorry, I got confused. 抱歉，我糊涂了
Sybil! Sybil! Sybil! Sybil！Sybil！Sybil！
Look, I'll tell her to go. 我告诉她让她离开。
I'm gonna get the other girl just to prove it to you, 我一定把那个女孩抓住，证明给你。
but I'll tell Miss Miles to... 但是我要告诉Miles小姐去...
To leave. Out. Out! 赶快离开，离开。
Excuse me. 抱歉
I do apologize, but I'm afraid 我得道歉，但是我恐怕
I shall have to ask you to... 我得让你，嗯...
Come in. 进来吧
Sorry to bother you, I thought I'd better apologize 抱歉打扰了，我觉得我应该为我先生的
for my husband's behavior. 行为道歉。
No, please, really, Mrs. Fawlty. 哦，没事，真的
He's going through rather a disturbed time 他正经历一段比较困难的时期
at the moment. 就这一段时间
No, please look, I don't quite understand, 哦，没事，我不太明白
he does seem a bit worked up about something, 他确实是有点被什么事刺激了
but I'm sure there's some quite innocent explanation. 不过我还是相信会有些合理的解释的。
Basil. Basil。
Hi, dear. Just checking the doors. 哦，亲爱的，检查门呢。
All right, what's going on? 好吧，到底怎么回事。
I was in the bathroom. 我一直在浴室里
Yes, she was, dear, so I just popped in 是的，她在，所以我进了屋
to have a look at these hinges. You know, the ones we've... 我看了看这些铰链，你知道，有些都...
Do you really imagine, even in your wildest dreams, 你难道真的想过，就算是你最没谱的梦里
that a girl like this could possibly be interested 像这样的女孩会对你这样一个
in an aging, brilliantined stick insect like you? 岁数大的，油腻腻的竹节虫感兴趣？
- A girl like who, dear? - This one, Basil. - 哪样的女孩？ - 像这位的，Basil。
The one you've been chasing ever since she arrived. 这位自从来了你就一直在追的女孩。
Dear woman, are you out of your mind? 亲爱的，你是不是脑袋错位了？
What are you doing in there? 那你在这干什么呢？
You know the trouble we've been having with these hinges. 你知道我们的这些铰链一直有问题的。
Why would I... all right, if you really want to know, 为什么我...好吧，你要是真想知道的话，
I came to apologize for the incident just now, 我是为刚才的事来道歉的。
when I thought she was that girl in Johnson's room, 当我以为她是Johnson屋里的女孩时，
you know, when I put my hand on the... 我把手放到...
Sybil, Sybil. Look... Sybil，Sybil，你看...
If you think I've got time to listen to any more 如果你认为我还有时间听你这些
of your hopeless lily-livered jellyfish lies... 胆小鬼的谎言
They are not lies. I am trying to... 这些不是撒谎，我只是想...
Why can't you be a man? 你怎么就不能男人点？
If you want to grope the guests, 如果你想追求房客们，
why can't you at least be honest about it 你就不能至少诚实一些，
without making up some pathetic song and dance... 不用编造这些胡扯...
Shut up! 闭嘴！
Oh, you've done it now. 哦，你现在肯诚实了
No, I haven't. I'm just going to. 不是，我只是要
I'm fed up with you, you rancorous, coiffeured old sow! 我受够你这个满怀怨恨的净会挑刺的老母猪！
Why don't you syringe the donuts out of your ear 你怎么不往自己耳朵里注射点东西
and get some sense into the dormant organ 让你的一直藏在老鼠迷宫里冬眠的脑子
you keep hidden in that rat's maze of yours? 也来转转弯，讲讲理
- Basil, Bas... - There is a woman in that room, - Basil，Bas... - 那件屋里有个女的
that Johnson smuggled in last night. Johnson昨天晚上弄进来的
That's the woman I've been trying to get hold of. 那才是我一直要抓的
Right, right! Stand there. 好了，站这
Stand there and watch. 站那看着
Champagne? 香槟？
What? 什么？
Another bottle of champagne, perhaps? 或许，再来一瓶香槟？
I thought you said you rather enjoyed it 我以为你很喜欢喝
when you were on the job? 在你工作的时候？
Have you got a screw loose? 你是不是有什么螺丝松了？
A screw? No, no. It's just that I thought 螺丝？不，不，不过是我以为
that I'd rather formed the impression 我只是印象中
that there was someone in the room, there, with you. 你屋里还有一个人和你在一起
A female person. Perhaps a lady. 一个女的，或许是为女士
An opposite person of the contradictory gender, 一个另外性别的人
that sort of thing. 之类的
Mrs. Johnson is in here, yes. Johnson太太在这，是的。
Oh, of course. 哦，当然
I should have guessed. Oh, yes. Of course, 我应该猜到的，哦，是的，当然了
the little woman, eh? The only thing is, 小女人，哦？但是
I thought you told my wife that you were single? 我记得你告诉我妻子你还是单身吧？
I am. 是的
I see. So who's this Mrs. Johnson then? 知道了，那谁才是Johnson太太呢？
The late President's wife, or... 是总统夫人，还是...
She's my mother. 她是我母亲。
Your mother? 你母亲？
Oh, I see. 哦，我知道了
This bit of crumpet's your old mummy, is she? 这个性感女郎是你妈妈，是吗？
Oh, this is rich. 哦，这可有意思了
Old mother Johnson popped up Johnson的老妈妈突然露面
for a quickie, did she? May I meet her? 是吧，我能见见吗？
Certainly. 当然
Mother Johnson, mother Johnson? Johnson妈妈，Johnson妈妈？
Come out, come out, wherever you are. 出来吧，出来吧，你在哪呀
How do you do? Are you enjoying your stay? 您好，你在这住得还好？
Yes, thank you. 是的，谢谢。
Well, I'll get the champagne. 好吧，我去拿香槟
This calls for a celebration. 这太值得庆贺了
I'm on a holiday. 我在度假