这是一个荒芜的岛屿，零 this is a deserted island with zero
居民，我们要花24 inhabitants and we're gonna spend 24
几个小时直到这里哟这看起来像一个 hours straight here yo this looks like a
Dorito Dorito
谈到我们带来的多力多滋 speaking of Doritos we've brought
供应嘿与山花花公子是 supplies hey vs. mountain dude are the
容易烤箱这是我的便便 Easy Bake Oven this for my poop
我们为夜晚带来了垄断 we've brought for night monopoly cuz
荒芜的岛屿是相当孤独的人 deserted islands are pretty lonely who
你带钱德勒重物了吗？ did you bring Chandler heavy object and
这里的其他一切都只是帐篷 everything else here is just tents
你去过的椅子和无聊的东西 chairs and boring things you ever go to
杂货店哦，妈妈，他们得 the grocery store oh mama and they gotta
立刻拿走所有的包 take all the bags at once
好吧，男孩船已经不见了 all right boys the boats are gone
他们直到明天才会回来 they're not coming back until tomorrow
我们没有电池服务 we have no cell service we're on a
荒废的岛屿请不要让任何人 deserted island please do not let anyone
我必须去那里撒尿 die I got to go pee over there you guys
继续设立营地我会建立营地 keep setting up camp I'm gonna build the
你见过的最好的帐篷好Chanakya best tent you ever seen good Chanakya
建立我们的nope他们在那边 build mine nope they're over there
就像我之前说的宝箱满 like I said earlier treasure chest full
钱，我们会找到埋葬的地方 of money we're gonna find a spot to bury
所有这些钱，但我不知道我在哪里 all this money but I don't know where I
不想欺骗我他们是对的 don't want to deceive me they're right
如果我们告诉他们我们是那样的话 over there what if we told them we were
然后玩捉迷藏然后 playing hide and seek and then but
相反，我把宝藏都埋没了 instead I buried the treasure all right
我的同胞岛民我想玩捉迷藏 my fellow Islanders I want to play hide
并且寻求真正的快速我需要你们所有人 and seek real quick I need you guys all
在这里排队好吧你放弃了什么 line up over here okay drop what you're
一路走到水边 doing go all the way to the water and
在被捕作弊后看起来那样 look that way after caught cheating
你永远不会被允许参加比赛 you're never allowed to compete at a
挑战直到你死去的那一天 challenge ever until the day you die
但我永远不会期望他是不朽的 but I'm immortal they would never expect
它在营地中间 it to be in the middle of the camp and
挖掘诱饵我们真的是一个洞 the digging decoy a hole we're really
靠近营地就是为什么我不这么认为 close to camp just why I don't think
他们会在这里查看他们会想到的 they'll check here they're gonna think
我说谎的所有人都进一步说道 it's further out all right guys I lied
关于捉迷藏，你可以转身 about hide-and-seek you can turn around
你想埋葬自己 you're trying to bury yourself and
你很好不，我埋没了宝藏 you're good no I buried treasure there's
在某处埋葬了10,000美元 $10,000 buried somewhere
不，这不仅仅是在开玩笑，所以我撒谎了 no it's not just kidding so I lied it's
不是10,000美元，而3000美元则需要3,000美元 not $10,000 there's 3,000 go $3,000 in
1美元的钞票 $1 bills
我得到的更多，他们看起来更多 I get it more they look the more
他们制造的脚印越来越难 footprints they make and the harder to
美化我见到你泰勒我认识吉米 beautify I see you Taylor I know Jimmy
他们懒得不喜欢 they're lazy doesn't like to go for
这就是他去的原因 which is why he went for I'm going to
欧洲我的镜头是跟随克里斯和 Europe my shot is to follow Chris and
然后当他找到并带来时推他 then push him when he finds it and bring
它回来的速度快我会好一点 it back faster I'm gonna have a nice
吃饭，今晚我要去抢啊 meal and tonight I'm gonna go grab yeah
哇，你已经建立了十个 wow you already built you ten that took
很长一段时间都把它拆掉了，因为 it very a long time tear it down because
它不在相机上 it wasn't on camera
没有家伙，我们保持大帐篷行业 no dude we're keeping big tent industry
在商业中我们只是继续购买 in business we just keep on buying
保存建议的第一步 saving the tips first step of building a
帐篷是抱怨生气你是否存在 tent is to complain angry did you exist
三，你知道宝藏在哪里 three you know where the treasure is
对，是的，让我们看到确实看到因为我没有 right yeah let's see did see cuz I don't
我愿意接受五十五岁的克里斯 settle for fifty-fifty Chris I'll take
200块钱，我只想找到你 200 bucks I just wanna find it you just
想找到它我给了他2,800 want to find it I offered him 2,800
雄鹿看看你是否能击败我是的 bucks see if you can beat that yeah I've
已经发现你正在构建这个 already found it you're building this
帐篷你努力工作我经历过 tent you're working hard I went through
在童子军之前，我的所有队员都是童子军 all my ranks Cub Scouts before Boy Scout
然后我成了他们的童子军 and then I became a Boy Scout they're
要我以后帮助他们，我 gonna ask me to help them later and I'm
要说给海鸥帮助你 gonna say give the seagull to help you
如果你不介意，我们会有点饿 we're kind of hungry if you don't mind
好吧，我正在处理我的问题 well I'm dealing with the problem I it's
落后维京人往往会阻止 going behind Vikings tend to block the
风实际上很聪明 wind that is actually kind of smart
孩子们聚在一起寻找另一条线索 children gather round for another clue
你的宝贝就在这边 of your treasure it's on this side of
岛上我发现了它 the island I found it
达斯汀发现了你埋藏的宝藏 Dustin found the buried treasure you
知道达斯汀我们很惭愧 know Dustin it's a shame we're on a
荒芜的岛屿，没有人会知道 deserted island and no one will know
直到九点钟才发现了什么 what happens until nine o'clock found it
所以他应该把它交给我，我会试试 so he should give it to me I'm gonna try
让Josh为我建造帐篷我会的 to get Josh to build my tent for me I'll
给你20块钱 give you like 20 bucks
哇，你为什么不赢一个3000美元 whoa why won't you win a one $3,000
$ 3,000给我20块钱哇 $3,000 give me 20 bucks Wow
好吧所以谁付我这张床怎么样 all right so who pay me for this bed how
关于我给你一个机会Heusen about I give you all a chance Heusen
美元 dollars
哦，你会喜欢它听起来 oh you're gonna like that it sounds
相当不错，听起来很棒 pretty good it sounds amazing nice you
让它变得如此沮丧哦我的 got it getting so frustrated too oh my
在那里你停止伤害我去 there you go stop hurting me go for a
游泳享受 swim enjoy
嘿吉米美泰你只是去亲 hey Jimmy Mattel you just go pro all
合适的人钱德勒即将去潜水 right man Chandler about to go scuba
潜水我们会告诉你，如果我们发现 diving we'll let you know if we find
什么都有另一个岛 anything there is another Island over
那里，我们要去游泳吧 there and we're gonna go swim to it
因为我们需要内容哦看看我们有 because we need content oh look we have
水中的鲨鱼我们都可以 a shark in the water all right guys we
有一个漫长的背叛旅程让我们 have a long treacherous journey let's
开始我是一个鲨鱼 get going I'm a shark
男孩们一直在那里的岛屿 boys the islands all the way over there
继续这样我们可以游到欧洲 keep going this we can swim to Europe
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我们可以在这里打破帐篷吗？ can we break a tent over here you mean
你想去那边嘿杰克给 you wanna head over there hey Jake give
我们慢动作我需要一个护目镜树 us slow motion I need a goggle tree what
你想要你就像我想要的那样吗？ do you want you were like I want to
慢男孩 slow-mo boy
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克里斯，我们需要离开水 Chris we need to get out the water and
生火，所以我们可以吃热狗jr。 make a fire so we can eat hot dogs jr.
好孩子 good boy
他在水中滚来滚去 he's rolling around in the water right
现在我们把无人机送上去了 now we're sending the drone up so you
可以看到我们岛屿是多么小岛屿 can see how small our island is Islands
小岛变小 getting small the islands getting small
谁说大自然是什么的 who said that mother nature what the
哎呀妈妈们，我们有一个迁移 heck mom guys we got a migrate that
我们很少建造一艘船 little we've build a boat
我不会迁移到任何我不知道的地方 I'm not migrating anywhere I don't know
如果这种护城河会起作用嘿，让我们看看 if this moats gonna work hey let's see
让我们看看它是我们需要的哦 let's see that's it oh it works we need
我的船是的，他拉人们去 my boat yeah he pulls guys get to
挖掘保护村哦另一个 digging protect the village Oh another
哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇 whoa here he goes jealous drain it to
海洋 the ocean
那个男孩会把你的大腿烧伤 boy that'll burn your thighs right there
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我们生存它是受保护我们正在做的 we survive it's protected we're doing
好男孩挖好了 good boy digging all right
这个孔眼上的墙是安全的 the wall is secure on this eyelets go on
东边这个区域就在这里 the east this area right here it's got
大约五英尺我们下一个好 about five feet we're good our next
点这里这里来了一个大的哦 point right here here comes a big one oh
这是一个非常大的哦我的天啊 that's a really big one oh my god we
活着去争取另一天会有的人 live to fight another day who would have
以为岛上有水 thought there's water on an island
以为小岛不是我的眼睛水 thought an isle am not an eye water I
只是想我们应该做些什么 was just thinking we should make some
食物钱德勒你看到它是什么 food Chandler do you see what it's
现在发生了 happening right now
是的，我们做得很好，我想我们 yes we did a great job and I think we
值得一顿饭，如果，我们不能生火 deserve a meal we can't make a fire if
钱德勒村下水 the village is under water Chandler
想钱德勒请帮忙 think Chandler please help all right
抱着这个好吧不要失去它没关系 hold this okay don't lose it okay what
是你建立我们得到的这个标记的标签 is that tag you build this note we get
食物食物是的 food food yes
让岛屿下沉，我们会 keep the island from sinking and we will
给你所有你赢得的热狗 give you all the hotdogs you won all the
世界上的热狗 hot dogs in the world
等等不要你有热狗 so wait don't want you to have hot dog
得到毛发，你想要一些食物 gets hairs you want some food food some
水怎么样的食物 water what about food
好吧，如果我们先喝水，那该怎么办？ okay what if we drink water first and
然后我们吃好吃的 then we eat food okay
微尘工作这是最好的主意 the mote works this is the best idea
我们曾经有过这样的事实 we've ever had it actually was stood
涨潮现在我们要吃点东西 high tide now we're gonna eat some food
加热一些热狗应该很有趣 heat up some hot dogs it should be fun
你知道这很容易在沙滩上 you know it's pretty easy sandy and also
这里有很多水和鸟类 there's a lot of water and birds are
到处都是大便 just pooping everywhere
我听说你看起来像你 I heard you look like you look like
鸟现在像一只雄伟的鸟好吧 birds now like a majestic bird okay okay
好吧，什么样的鸟专注于我的 okay what kind of bird is focusing on my
我们需要什么来开火你 fire what do we need to start a fire you
只是想让我再说一遍 just want me to say the thing again
你不抱着我的燃料吧怪氧气 don't you hold my fuel huh blame oxygen
每个人都说没有你喘不过气来 and everybody said no you breathe out
二氧化碳，但它不是你的吹 carbon dioxide but it's not your blowing
它使氧气进入火中 and it makes the oxygen go to the fire
所以你错了评论部分 so you're wrong comments-section
你天才我忘了防晒霜 you geniuses i'm suppr forgot sunscreen
我知道，我是童子军童子军 I know and I'm a boy scout Cub Scout
这是Boy Scouts Cub的第一条规则 that's the first rule of Boy Scouts Cub
童子军听起来很绿，不，我们也没有 Scouts sounds green no no pair we're
咆哮，现在男孩们准备好了你的健康 roar and now boys get your weenies ready
还有你的热狗 and also your hot dogs
吉米很感激我，我让你开火了 Jimmy appreciate me I made you fire I
不在乎我想要感激它 don't care I want to feel appreciated it
听起来像马修，我需要一个 just sounds like Matthew I need a
带走 takeaway
来到玛蒂上帝这是一个轻松的笑话 come on Mattie God it was an easy joke
这不是真的100％不确定它只是 it's not true 100% not sure it's just
带领我和男孩们在一起 lead I was with the boys and the
机会出现了 opportunities presented itself for a
有趣的笑话，你知道我把你带走了 funny joke you know I took you so it's
好吧是吧是啊好吧是的爱你 okay right right yeah okay yeah love you
Maddie哦上帝 Maddie Oh God
准备好有人带的夜晚 be ready with the night someone takes
那脖子对于这个唯一的停止方式 that neck for this the only way to stop
疯狂与另一个疯狂 a crazy was with another crazy
泰勒袭击男孩想到你的 Taylor attack boys think of your
友谊触摸火没有火焰那是 friendship touch fire no flame that's
不值得 not worthy
钱德勒你做的是什么呢？ Chandler what do you do say that that's
你怎么摆脱他们嘿钱德勒哟 how you get rid of them hey Chandler yo
如果我，请给我这个哦天啊 give me that give me this oh god if I
不要在接下来的30分钟内获得食物 don't get food in the next 30 minutes
我赤身裸体走路，你知道 I'm walking around naked and you know
还有什么我要撕毁营地 what also I'm gonna tear up the camp
这就是我要做的 that's what i'ma do
我正在扑灭我正在接受的火灾 I'm putting out the fire I'm getting
如果我不能得到，在30分钟内裸体 naked in 30 minutes if I don't get too
高我还没有洗手，但是呃 high I haven't washed my hands but uh
煮我们的维纳人是的我们对你好 cook our wieners yeah we good what you
没有看你的手在挖你 haven't watch your hands are you digging
你的裂缝，我们没有处理 your crack we're not dealing with
Wayne或cookin的最佳条件 optimal conditions for Wayne or cookin
好吧让我们继续吧 all right let's go ahead and get the
小圆面包准备好了和番茄酱和 buns ready and the ketchup and the
芥末他们准备好但没有离开 mustard they ready yet no get out of
这是我的维纳，这些是我的 here this is my wiener these are my
每个人都会得到两个维纳人 wieners everyone gets two wieners that's
你晚上的口粮祷告我了 your rations for the night prayer me up
爸爸克里斯谢谢你我会成为第一个 daddy Chris thank you I'll be the first
你做的事情我没有得到太多的东西 thing you up I don't get much of those
它会落在你的发髻附近 it's gonna fall close your bun let go no
这些是我们的维纳人你做的事情 way these are our wieners what you doing
抓住我主人tarik我不知道 to catch me master tarik I don't know
有多少只狗 how many dogs
有多少人没有提到它是什么 how many doesn't refer got it what
这就是你们每个人的一次 that's what you guys once many every
我们去旅行的时候我们总是忘记 time we go on a trip we always forget to
带上番茄酱和芥末酱 bring ketchup and mustard which is no
很重要的只是你知道的那种 big deal it's just kind of it you know
在山上，我可以处理水 on the mountain it was water I can deal
没有水，你可以没有水 without water you can live without water
我们会死于变异而是热狗 we're gonna die variation but a hot dog
没有番茄酱和芥末你可能会 without ketchup and mustard you might as
好吧，只是把我放在棺材里 well just put me in a coffin guys the
无人机拍摄不够好你可以 drone shots not good enough you can
勉强看到我们没有看到我们 barely see us not see us
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那是所有的耗时 that's the time-consuming that all the
我不喜欢移动的东西 stuff that I just don't feel like moving
我要在这里睡觉 I'm just gonna sleep here
晚安有点饿，因为我 good night going a bit hungry because I
放下我的热狗，我要去睡觉了 dropped my hot dog I'm gonna go to bed
所有在岛上我都累了 I'm tired after being on an island all
那天我要离开了 day I'm gonna want to leave in the
早上虽然他们不能来光明 morning though they can't come a light
黑暗的一个现在我今晚产生了 off the dark one spawns tonight up now I
看起来像一个笨蛋我最终在一个 just looked like a dork I ended up in a
帐篷我不知道它是怎么留在这里的 tent I don't know how it's left here
用沙子不舒服好回来 with sand is not comfortable good back
早上好，我早上好 to bed please alright good morning I
睡在这把椅子上我觉得我们只是 slept in this chair I think we're just
要离开这里几乎就是这样 gonna get out of here it's almost been
24小时 24 hours
希望这艘船很快就会到来 hopefully this boat oh come soon that's
可能是我睡得最糟糕的一夜 probably the worst night's sleep I've
从来没有得到任何伤害我被覆盖 ever gotten everything hurts I'm covered
在沙子里有一个淋浴可以有一个 in sand there's one shower can have a
淋浴现在让我想到的那些家伙 shower now so guys I just thought of
如果船不来的话会怎样 something what if the boats don't come
今天早上你为什么要说我们呢 this morning why would you say do we
有一把火炬枪，我怀疑它没有砖 have a flare gun I doubt it no brick
是的，我们更希望船会去 yeah well we better hope the boats gonna
我是一个很糟糕的岛屿 be an island sucks I agree
不要在荒岛上度过24小时 don't spend 24 hours in desert island
喜欢它的悲惨虽然不会来 like it's miserable though doesn't come
我很快就会发疯 soon I'm gonna go crazy we're currently
打包并希望船员们 packing up and hoping the boat guys
没有忘记我们，我们确保我们 didn't forget us we're making sure we
拿起我们带来的一切 pick up everything we brought to the
岛屿cuz显然你不想 island cuz obviously you don't want to
给这两个人留下一团糟 leave a mess that's for both the
环境 environment
我们的船在这里嘿家伙好消息 our boats are here hey guys good news
船在这里不，不，不，不 the boats are here no no no no were
我的意思是，船在那里 there I mean yeah the boats are there
我做完了我需要你带我 I'm done I'm gonna need you to carry me
你多少重量哦168技巧 how much do you weigh Oh 168 trick only
关心169是的，你好，感谢上帝吧 cares 169 yes true hello thank God it's
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