Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters.
It's the job of loss prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.
These are their stories. Only at shoplifter.com.
Have a seat in that chair right there.
Why am I here?
This puts me in a very awkward position, you know that, right?
Cassidy, is there anything you want to declare, like confess?
No, I didn't do anything.
Of course not. Anyway, I want to get this...
You stay here and think about what's going on. I'm gonna get this paperwork going.
What paperwork?
[Footsteps]
[Door creaks]
[Footsteps]
Alright.
[Clearing throat]
So...
[Footsteps]
I'm gonna need to have you
fill out some lost prevention paperwork here.
For what?
[Footsteps]
Really don't though.
No. I didn't do
anything.
You know...
[Sighs]
That's what everyone
claims. You know, it's like I said,
it's a little strange for me the fact that you work here,
Cassidy. You've worked here for quite a while.
And...
Let's see here.
[Footsteps]
What are you doing?
[Footsteps]
Can I go now?
[Footsteps]
What is this even about?
Maybe if you tell
me, I can tell you I didn't do it.
[Footsteps]
Hello?
[Footsteps]
How long is this going to take?
[Footsteps]
Uh, have you...
[Footsteps]
...ever been convicted or any
other for stealing of anything
that you drew before? No.
No.
[Footsteps]
I got stuff to do.
Is this going to take much longer?
[Footsteps]
[Sighs]
Boy.
What are you writing?
[Footsteps]
Listen, like, I really got stuff to do.
[Footsteps]
Is this going to be like an all-day
thing or something?
I think this is just the...
the...
the joke, right?
Yeah, cause I didn't do anything.
Okay.
[Footsteps]
Alright, I'm going to need to get your ID's
in order for me to process this paper a little bit further here.
For what?
[Footsteps]
[Clears throat]
[Footsteps]
Can I get your driver's license?
Whatever.
Okay.
[Footsteps]
[Sighs]
[Footsteps]
Why do you need my ID?
[Sighs]
Because I need to
[Footsteps]
process this paperwork.
What paperwork?
I didn't do anything. There should be no paperwork.
Alright, let me do this.
Let me stand up here.
Let me stand up in front of this.
[Footsteps]
Okay.
[Footsteps]
Okay, now to the sminder.
Turn to your right.
There you go.
[Footsteps]
Okay, and to the back.
Face back. Thank you.
[Footsteps]
Alright.
Get your ID.
[Footsteps]
Okay, I'll be right back.
Where are you going now?
I just got a seat.
[Footsteps]
You seem to think I'm booty-er.
What was that you were gonna reference?
Yeah, booty tickle.
Booty tickle, huh, that's funny.
See now there's a little shift here in the uh...
you know,
situation.
[Footsteps]
Let me sit down.
[Footsteps]
You just do what I tell you.
And...
If I'm satisfied with what happens, maybe I'll just...
[Footsteps]
look the other way.
This all go away.
[Footsteps]
What do you say?
[Footsteps]
What choice do I have?
[Footsteps]
Hm.
I don't have any choices, actually.
[Footsteps]
Such an attractive girl like you.
Such a...
unique prince of...
...prediputant, right?
[Footsteps]
Hm?
[Footsteps]
I think you could have mounted more than this, right?
[Footsteps]
Hm? But no, now you're...
looking at a felony.
[Footsteps]
I can't have any felony on my record.
[Footsteps]
Maybe we can work
something out.
Why don't you...
just...
[Footsteps]
Let me see...
[Footsteps]
What do you think?
Hm? I'm gonna take this off.
[Footsteps]
Come on.
You wanna cooperate
with me or you wanna go to jail?
[Footsteps]
I guess you wanna go to jail.
[Footsteps]
I'm just gonna call the cops.
No, don't do that. I don't
wanna go to jail. I can't go to jail.
[Footsteps]
Then do what I tell ya.
Right?
Let me see.
Take your hand
away from there.
[Footsteps]
Take your hand
away from there.
I'm gonna be
ashamed of
[Footsteps]
Very attractive girl.
You can be amounting to
more than this.
[Footsteps]
You know that,
right?
Let me see.
[Footsteps]
Maybe if you just
start cooperating
and do what I tell ya
and start playing my game,
right?
You might just
be able to walk away from this without any trouble.
[Footsteps]
My god.
[Footsteps]
[Sighs]
[Footsteps]
Huge.
I think you'll be alright.
[Footsteps]
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
[Footsteps]
Come on.
Don't be shy.
[Footsteps]
Open that mouth up real nice.
Listen to me. Come on.
[Footsteps]
There you go.
[Footsteps]
That's it.
[Footsteps]
Right?
[Footsteps]
That's it.
[Footsteps]
You've done this before, right? I imagine.
[Footsteps]
Right, like you.
[Footsteps]
I'm sure you've done this before.
[Footsteps]
Suck on it.
[Footsteps]
Tell me you like that, right?
You like that?
[Footsteps]
Yeah.
You should like that.
[Footsteps]
That's what's gonna get you out of trouble.
You know what I tell ya?
Yeah.
[Footsteps]
Oh, fuck.
[Footsteps]
Oh, shit.
[Footsteps]
Yeah.
[Footsteps]
Yeah.
[Footsteps]
Oh, fuck.
Let me see.
[Footsteps]
Oh, shit.
[Footsteps]
Oh, fuck, yeah.
[Chuckles]
[Breathing]
Let me see.
[Breathing]
Great cuties.
See, this is fun.
Right? This is gonna be fun.
[Footsteps]
Oh, shit.
[Footsteps]
Oh, fuck, yeah.
[Breathing]
I'm just gonna hold her fucking hair back.
[Breathing]
Yeah, shit.
[Breathing]
[Footsteps]
Can we say, "I love sucking your dick"?
Say it.
I love sucking your dick.
Oh.
[Breathing]
Make me believe we say it again.
I love sucking your dick.
[Footsteps]
Hmm.
[Footsteps]
[Breathing]
[Footsteps]
Yeah.
[Footsteps]
Come here. Just stand up.
[Footsteps]
Yeah.
[Footsteps]