SUB BY : DENI AUROR@ https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/
Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
* ooh!
* who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *
* Spongebob Squarepants! *
* absorbent and yellow and porous is he *
* Spongebob Squarepants! *
* if nautical nonsense be something you wish *
* Spongebob Squarepants! *
* then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *
* Spongebob Squarepants! * ready?
* Spongebob Squarepants!
Good morning, bikini bottom.
Ah, what a beautiful day.
* doo-Doo-Doo-Doo, doo-Doo-Doo
I wonder if Patrick's at home.
Hiya, Spongebob.
What are you doing?
Going over to Sandy's place.
Hey, what's this?
This doesn't look like Sandy's place.
Don't lose your barnacles, boys.
There it is.
What is it?
Can't you see?
It's texas.
"Texas"?
What's a texas?
Oh, it's nothing but a memory now.
All right, then.
Uh, let's make one of your tree dome.
Y-You know, all of a sudden
I don't feel much like sandcastles, Spongebob.
I'll see y'all later.
Hmm?
Sandy...
Aw, Spongebob
I'm just not feeling up to karate right now.
I get it.
"Not feeling up to karate," huh?
Whatever you say, Sandy.
Boy, i hope Sandy doesn't attack me
From behind.
Uh... Sandy?
Surf's up, Sandy.
No thanks.
Boy, there's nothing like going jellyfishing.
Whoa!
Look, Sandy, we caught one!
Listen, Spongebob
Right now, i don't want to build sandcastles
Play karate or eat jellyfish.
We don't eat 'em!
We let 'em go!
Fly away, little critter!
Go on, go back home where you belong.
Run along, back to your family and friends.
I know they miss you
As much as you miss them.
Hurry, before they forget you and leave you behind!
Remember--
* there's no place like home *
Sandy, what the heck are you crying about?
I ain't cryin', my helmet just sprung a leak.
Sandy...
Oh, i guess i'm just feeling a little homesick.
Homesick, huh?
Mm-Mmm.
Almost there!
Dad-Gum it, Spongebob, what is it?
* da, ta-Da!
Welcome home, Sandy!
Sandy?
Go away.
I don't get it, Patrick.
What's wrong with Sandy?
Maybe it's just a squirrel thing.
* wish i was back in texas
* the ocean's no place for a squirrel *
* wish i was in texas
* prettiest place in the world *
* oh, no
* i guess a-Deep in my heart
* i'll always be a texas girl *
* i want to go ho-O-O-O-Ome
* ho-Ome
Hey, Patrick-- Listen to that!
Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!
Patrick!
Listen... hear that?
It's Sandy.
* i want to wake up in texas
* i miss those wide-Open skies
* i miss my 20 acres
* barbecues and pecan pies
* oh, why
* when i'm so far from you, texas *
* all i can do is cry
* i want to go ho-O-O-Ome
* i want to go ho-Ome.
Do you think she knows the muffin man song?
Patrick, she sang that song from her heart!
She really misses texas.
Well, let's go get some texas and bring it down here.
Patrick, you can't...
That's it!
Patrick, your genius is showing.
Where?!
Everything looks perfect.
We're going to go get Sandy now.
Well, hurry it up, lads!
Can't squat like this forever!
Krusty krab! Krusty krab!
Sandy's surprise is at the krusty krab!
Wait'll she sees the...
Shh!
Don't spoil the surprise.
Hey, Sandy! Hey, Sandy!
You want to come with us
To the krusty krab?
Hey, Spongebob.
Hey, Patrick.
What are you doing with those bags?
I'm goin' back home to texas.
What?! Now?!
You can't! I mean, we...
It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home.
W-Wait, Sandy.
You can't, uh... 'cause we were gonna...
At the krusty krab is... that is not the right direction...
Wait! If you don't... if i can't...
Sandy, wait a second!
You don't want to leave without having
One last coddy-Batty down at the krusty krab!
I'm tired of fish food, Spongebob.
B-But Sandy, don't you want to say good-Bye
To all your friends down at the krusty krab?
I just can't do that, Spongebob.
It'd be too sad.
N-No, no, wait!
Sandy!
I can't believe she's gone.
Yeah. What's so great about dumb, old texas?
What did you say?
Texas is dumb?
Don't you dare take the name of texas in vain!
You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb, old texas?
No, you can't!
Oh, then, can we say people from texas are dumb?
No! You can't say nothin' about texas!
Oh!
So we shouldn't say anything bad about tex-As!
I'm warning you, Spongebob!
Look, Patrick-- I'm texas!
Duh, howdy, y'all!
I'm texas, too.
Get a dog, little longie.
Howdy, y'all!
Get a dog, little longie!
Get a dog...
Y'all best cut it out!
* the stars at night are dull and dim *
* whenever they have to be *
* over dumb, old, stupid texas! *
Hey, Patrick, what am i now?
Uh... stupid?
No, i'm texas!
What's the difference!
You all best apologize
Or i'm going to be on you like ugly on an ape!
You'll have to catch us first!
We did it. We got her.
Krusty krab, here we come!
Can we say that plants from texas are dumb?
Can we say that shoes from texas are dumb?
Uh, okay, Patrick, that's enough.
Why? Do you think that old slowpoke, texas, is gonna...
Run faster, Patrick!
Spongebob!
You're going to take back what you said!
No!
Almost there.
Spongebob!
You been messin' with the bull!
Now here come the horns!
No, Sandy!
No!
Howdy, ya'll!
Wha... what's this?
It's a party.
For you!
For me?!
It's your own little slice of texas.
Check it out, Sandy.
We got square dancin'...
Giant barby-Q's...
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Homemade peas- In-A-Can pies
And we got our very own ten-Gallon hats.
So, what do you think? You gonna stay?
Don't cry anymore, Sandy.
I'll go get your bags.
I'm not cryin'. I'm laughin'.
I appreciate what y'all are trying to do, Spongebob
But home isn't about barbecues and pecan pies.
Home is where you're surrounded
By other critters that care about you.
Huh?
Duh, what am i doin'?
I been home all along
And i took me till just now to realize it.
Does that mean you'll stay?
I'm stayin'!
Whoo-Hoo! She's stayin'!
Whoo! That makes me feel all wiggly!
Yeah, who needs dumb, old texas?
What did you just say?
Should i start running now?
Attention, beachgoers!
You are trespassing!
You have exactly 17 minutes
To haul your carcasses off of the future site...
Of the chum bucket mega bucket.
Do you hear something?
Okay, have it your way!
I don't mind bulldozing
Over each and every one...
Mommy, look.
Somebody left this toy tractor here.
Put that down, billy.
That has germs on it.
Oh...
Aw, mom...
You'll see!
You'll all see!
The future site of the chum bucket mega bucket
Must be cleared
Of these cretinous beachgoers
But it's becoming increasingly obvious!
I can deny it no longer!
I am small.
I need someone big
To clear the beach for me.
I need...
Spongebob.
* steppin' on the beach, roo-To to-Too *
Yes. He's the one.
I'll have one...
Two please.
Thanks.
One, please.
Excuse me.
One, please.
Sorry, kid, we're all out.
Aw, barnacles.
Plankton, what are you doing here?
And why are you crying?
Oh, hi, Spongebob.
I'm crying because i've got these two ice cream cones
But i only need one.
I don't know what to do with the other one.
I'll eat one of those ice cream cones for you.
Spongebob, would you do that for me?
Sure.
Spongebob.
Spongebob!
Yeah?
Isn't it great
To get the things you desire?
Like that ice cream cone, for instance.
You can have anything you want with a little training.
Training?
Yes. You just have to learn
To be more assertive, and i can show you how.
Assertive, huh?
That's right.
Anything i want?
Sounds great!
Wonderful.
Spongebob.
Don't let that guy sit on you.
Assertiveness lesson number one.
Tell him to get off.
Um... excuse me, sir.
Y-You're sitting on my body
Which is also my face.
No, no, be assertive.
Beep-Beep.
Not insertive.
Spongebob, you missed your chance.
You've got to be aggressive to get the things you want.
You're too soft.
But i'm a spong...
Don't say it.
There's the guy who took your ice cream.
Don't you want it back?
Ice cream.
Listen, you.
My friend's got something to say.
What? Who said that?
Was it you?
Tell him off, Spongebob.
Assert yourself.
That's my ice cream cone.
Great!
Now let him have it!
You can have it.
Say, thanks.
No!
I'll show you how.
Hey, pencil-Neck!
Yeah, you!
Slither over here!
Surrender that ice cream cone
Or every waking moment for you will become
A swirling torrent of pain and misery!
Hey, that guy was crying.
Those were tears of joy.
He was happy that you were assertive.
Yeah!
You see how wonderful life can be
When you're maniacal?
Uh, i thought it was called assertive.
Whatever.
Well, if it got me this ice cream
Then i like it.
I found something.
Uh, excuse me, my metal detector broke.
Can i use yours?
Sure.
Spongebob.
This is your next lesson.
Be aggressive.
Tell that guy to take a hike.
Do you want to take a hike with me?
Yeah.
Now look what you've done!
Tell that guy to go fall in a ditch.
Hey, go check in that ditch.
Wow. Buried treasure.
Thanks.
Did you see that, plankton?
That guy found some buried treasure.
Spongebob, you'll never get it right.
Tell that guy you know karate and you'll tie him in a knot
If you don't get your metal detector back.
Hey! I'm going to tie your... shoe
If you don't give that back!
But i'm wearing sandals!
Okay! Never mind!
It's all right, plankton. He's wearing sandals.
What's the matter?
Oh, nothing, Spongebob.
Mama!
I was just beginning to think
That this is a waste of time.
No, it's not.
Forget it.
I guess you don't have what it takes to be a standup guy.
Well, what about airline food?
What?
Airline food!
My gosh, what is up with that stuff?
Thank you. Good night.
See, i can be a standup guy. See?
Spongebob, you'll never get what you want.
You always let people step all over you.
You're just like stairs.
Wait, plankton, give me another chance.
Okay, but this is your last chance.
Look at all those beach hogs
Soaking up your sun rays.
Do you have what it takes to get a tan?
Just watch me!
Man, this thing is san... dy!
Yes, my plan is beginning to work.
They're leaving the beach.
Spongebob, that was wonderful.
Is that an all-Over tan?
Well, not all of me.
Hot dogs!
Look at that huge line
At the hot dog stand.
Assert yourself to the front.
I'll do better than that.
Let's go home.
Spongebob, that was genius.
Look at all those kite-Flyers
Blocking your view.
What?!
Breaking your wind.
A-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Hey, Spongebob, throw us the ball.
What do we do now?
Let's just go home, i guess.
Ha! Plankton, did you see that?
I was a regular alpha male.
Plankton?
Huh?
Plankton, all my asserting has driven everybody away.
Exactly.
You didn't tell me everyone would leave.
Oops.
Mega bucket!
You used me for land development.
That wasn't nice.
Haven't you figured it out, Spongebob?
Nice guys finish last.
Only aggressive people conquer the world.
Well...
What about aggressively nice people?
Huh?
What are you doing?
Hot dogs! Yay!
Wait. Spongebob, stop!
Butterfly kisses.
I... can't take it.
It's too cute.
It's, it's disgusting!
What happened?
I hit a reef with my new board, dude.
No problem.
Whoa!
Color!
Spongebob, stop-- Before it's too late.
Your kindness is bringing everybody back.
Get back!
Wait!
Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Ow!
No! Ooh! Ow!
Cowabunga!
Thanks, dude.
That was awesome.
Gee, plankton.
I'm sorry about the chum bucket.
Forget about that.
I just can't take so much kindness at one sitting.
Need... hatred.
Volleyball, anyone?
Yeah!
Service!
Ouch.
* ooh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea *
* Spongebob Squarepants! *
* absorbent and yellow and porous is he *
* Spongebob Squarepants! *
* if nautical nonsense is something you wish *
* Spongebob Squarepants! *
* then drop on the deck and flop like a fish *
* Spongebob Squarepants! *
Ready?
* Spongebob Squarepants!
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