(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
没有地方比的上家。(绿野仙踪的桃乐丝的回家咒语) There's no place like home.
没有地方比的上家。 There's no place like home.
对不起，只是… I'm sorry, I just...
(STOP PLAYING PIANO)
这对我不起作用 This isn't working for me.
现在又是什么情况，伊莫金？ What is it now, Imogene?
好吧 Okay-
我搞不懂你，罗西老师 I don't know about you, Ms. Rossi,
但是这完全没有可能让我 but there's not a chance in hell that I'd go back
回到那个堪萨斯的破农场 to some crap-farm in Kansas.
看过奥兹国提供的所有东西后 After seeing all that Oz has to offer.
我是说，完全没用嘛 I mean, it makes zero sense.
- 你们大家也是跟我一样的看法吧，对吗？ - 嗯嗯 - You guys are with me on this, right? - Mmm-mmm.
这个故事就是这么收尾的 That is the way this story ends.
它是一部经典剧作 It's a classic!
同时它也有点过时了，如果你问我的话 It's also a little provincial, if you ask me.
我没想问你 I didn't.
至少，我能提出点改良台词吧？ Can I at least suggest a more appropriate line?
不行！要么就照着剧本的台词念 No! You will do the lines as written
要么就让史黛西来当主角！ or I am giving the lead to Stacy!
(GIGGLES)
没有地方比的上家。 There's no place like home.
家是美好之地 Home is really fabulous!
家事心之所在！ Home is where the heart is!
吧啦…吧啦…吧啦！ Blah... Blah... Blah.
(PHONE RINGING)
乔，我要叫辆计程车 IMOGENE: Joe, I need a taxi.
没问题 No problem.
- 我是彼得，请留言 - This is Peter. Leave a message. - (JOE WHISTLES)
嗨，又是我 IMOGENE: Hi, it's me again.
你都没回家，所以我想我们在那里见面好吗？ You never came home, so I assume we're meeting there?
呃，我希望你没出事 Uh, I hope you're okay.
打电话给我 Call me.
(PHONE RINGING)
我是彼得，请留言 This is Peter. Leave a message.
嗨，又是我 IMOGENE: Hey, it's me.
如果你先到了，能在外面等我吗？ If you get there first, would you wait outside?
我真的很想跟你一起走进去 I'd really like to walk in together.
喔，对了，我刚刚经过 Oh, by the way, I just passed the place
你跟我第一次牵手的地方 where you held my hand for the first time.
请打电话给我 Call me, please.
打电话给我 Call me.
该死 Shit.
(PHONE RINGING)
我是彼得，请留言 This is Peter. Leave a message.
好吧，我已经到了 IMOGEN E: Okay, I just got here,
正走进来，你在哪儿？ and I'm walking in. Are you here?
我到了，我把手机转震动 I'm here. I'm putting my phone on vibrate.
所以给我发简讯，让我能找到你，我到了，再见 So just text me so I can find you. I'm here. Bye.
- 嗨，伊莫金‧邓肯 – 嗯哼 - Hi. Imogene Duncan. - Mmm-hmm.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
(SIGHING)
两年前，一个来自纽瓦克的年轻人 Two years ago, a young man from Newark
用砖头敲破窗户，闯进了惠特尼博物馆 broke into the Whitney Museum by smashing a window with a brick.
他想要看一看画 He wanted to look at the pictures.
(SIGHING)
该罪犯说他当晚无所事事，就只有破门而入， The crime committed that night had nothing to do with breaking windows,
要不然就是在纽泽西过夜 or living in New Jersey.
我们不得不处理禁止儿童进入的问题 It had to do with denying a child.
嘿，你去哪里了？ Hey, where were you?
我忙着接电话 I was stuck on a call.
这就是“艺术何在基金会”创立的原因 And that's why the Where The Art ls Foundation was created,
这样就不再有孩子破门而入了 so that no child ever has to break a window again.
你知道，詹姆士和我度蜜月时 DARA: You know, the idea just sort of came to me,
我突然想到这个主意 when James and I were on our honeymoon.
而且我意识到，我想做更多事 And I realized that I want to be more than just a wife,
不仅仅是妻子，作家，室内设计师 and an author, and an interior designer.
我知道，我也在思考这件事 I know, I've been thinking the same thing.
你知道，这件事一直困扰着我 You know, it's been weighing on me.
你也结婚了？ But are you even married?
喔，不过，快了 Oh. Mostly. Basically.
我们住在一起，而且我们也谈过这件事 We live together, and we've talked about it.
彼得的家人是荷兰人 Peter's family is Dutch.
是的，他们是一群与时俱进的人 Yeah, and they're a very progressive people.
你知道，他们信奉精神联合，认为大家的灵魂都是连结在一起 You know, they believe in a spiritual union, where your souls are bound.
他是对我这么说，很浪漫 That's what he said to me, which is very romantic.
同性恋好像就是像这样结婚的 It's like how gay people used to get married.
喔～奥斯丁和我正在启动一个这方面的慈善计划 Oh, Austen and I are starting a charity for that.
对同性恋吗？ For gay people?
他的妹妹是女同性恋， His younger sister is a lesbian,
我们只是想要参与 and we just really wanted to get involved.
-很好嘛 - 喔 - Wonderful! - HANNAH: Wow!
我不知道她是女同呢 I didn't realize she was a lesbian.
我知道她是 GEORGINA: I knew she was a lesbian.
我是说，我去过Spence I mean, I went to Spence.
喔，我听说Andover镇也有很多同性恋 Oh, I heard Andover had a lot of them, too.
是啊，我知道 Yeah, I know.
你不是在那里上过学吗？伊莫金？ Isn't that where you went to school, Imogene?
Andover镇？不，那是彼得 Andover? No, that was Peter.
所以，你是在哪里… So, where did you...
她是纽泽西人 DARA: She's from New Jersey.
喔～ (纽约人一向不喜欢纽泽西) SLOANE: Oh.
我喜欢那个雕像 I love that sculpture
亚伯拉罕林肯的雕像 of Abe Lincoln.
非凡的… That is phenomenal...
他笑得有点傻 He's got a little smirk. (CHUCKLES)
他在想什么？ What's he thinking?
我吃的很饱 (SIGHING) I'm stuffed.
她们今晚真卖力，真有意思 They really went all out tonight. It was so fun.
你知道，这让我深深反思我们是如此的幸运 You know, tonight really made me contemplate how lucky we are.
所有那些我们认为理所当然的美丽事物 And all the beauty that we just take for granted.
你知道，比如博物馆、公园 You know, all the museums, the park.
百年老楼 (SIGHING) The 100-year-old buildings.
- 树木… -伊莫金 - The trees... - Imogene,
我要搬出去了 I should move out.
什么？ What?
我已经开始找公寓了 I've already started looking at apartments.
- 你在说什么？ - 听着 - What are you talking about? - Look,
在你搞清楚状况之前 I can help you with rent for a couple months
我可以为你付两个月的房租 until you figure out what to do.
你是认真的吗？彼得！ You're serious? Peter!
你说我门的灵魂是绑在一起的，你说过 You said our souls were bound. You said that.
我告诉大家你这么说！ I told people that you said that!
这跟灵魂无关，好吗？ This isn't about souls, all right?
这跟两个人是否真的走在一起 This is about whether two people really go together.
(SCOFFS)
(IMOGENE WHIMPERING)
(SNIFFLING)
(SIGHING)
(WHIMPERING)
(SOBS)
伊莫金？ 莉比要见你，在她的办公室 Imogene? Libby wants to see you in her office.
马上过去 Right away.
这是你的家人吗？ Is that your family?
喔，是的，在聚会 Oh! Yeah. That's the gang.
- 在葡萄园？ - 我出生后的每个暑假 - The Vineyard? - Every summer since I was born.
你的家人如何？ What about your family?
呃…我在大西洋城地区长大，靠海，所以… Um... I grew up in the Atlantic City area, near the beach, so...
那么每天都像是暑假了，对吗？ Then every day was like summer, right?
不，不是每天都像暑假 No, every day was not like summer.
每天都像是一柄木制钝器， Every day was like being impaled with a blunt, wooden object,
一下一下地敲着 over and over again. (CHUCKLING SOFTLY)
总之，我叫你来 Anyway, I called you in here
因为我偶然间读了你做的简介 because I had a chance to read over your blurbs.
嗯，听着，我不能把这些东西交给丹 And, urn, yeah, see, I can't turn these in to Dan.
- 为什么？ - 这个… - Why not? - Well...
首先，因为你给“海上娇娃”的评价是 First off, because you called Dames At Sea,
“说实话，一部无足轻重的剧作” "An insignificant, if not irritating,
“一部由不出色的表演和俏皮话组合成的情境喜剧” "amalgam of lackluster performances and sitcom one-liners."
你看到了？ 评价的很公道吧 Have you seen it? Because that's putting it very nicely.
它得过东尼奖 It won the Tony.
而且你知道，坦白说，我们不在乎你对它的评价是好是坏 And, you know, frankly, we don't care whether you think it's good or bad.
你不是评论家 You're not a reviewer.
听着，你的工作只是 No, see, your job is just to describe
用五句话描述该剧 the play in five sentences or less
让人觉得它很有趣 and make it sound interesting.
写许你不清楚 Perhaps you weren't aware
但是我编的剧本获得过Hollingsworth奖金 that I won the Hollingsworth fellowship for playwriting
还有纽约杂志把我列在 or that New York Magazine put me
值得观看的编剧名单内？ on their list of playwrights to watch?
我不知道，谢谢你提醒我 I was not aware. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
不客气 You're welcome.
好吧 Okay-
嗯，我们真心不希望 Well, we certainly don't want to stand in
阻碍你蓬勃发展的写作事业 the way of your burgeoning writing career.
那，呃… So, uh...
就是这样 Yeah.
你说“就是这样”是什么意思？ What does "yeah" mean?
就是你想的那个意思 Yeah.
你可以走了 (SOFTLY) You can go.
(PHONE BUZZING)
我是彼得 This is Peter.
我知道我不应该在你工作的时候打电话 I know I'm not supposed to call you during work hours,
但是我丢了杂志社的工作 but I lost my job at the magazine.
而我… And I'm just... (SOBBING)
我现在很难过 I'm having a really tough time right now.
我知道不关你的事…但是… And I know it's not your problem, but...
我只是想，你也许能过来 I was just thinking maybe
你可以过来陪我躺一会儿？ you could come over and just lay with me for a little bit?
伊莫金，我… Imogene, I...
- 我在上班 – 我知道，但是… - I'm working. - I know, I just...
我现在真的不想一个人 I don't really trust myself to be alone right now.
什么？你是什么意思？ What? What do you mean?
我的意思是如果你不过来，我可能 I mean I'm afraid if you don't come over I might
会对我做出什么事 do something to myself.
伊莫金 Imogene.
或者我已经这么做了 Or maybe I already have.
你做了什么？ What did you do?
彼得… Just, Peter...
如果你爱我就说你会过来，好吗？ if you love me just say you'll come over. Please?
好吧 All right.
永别了，世界 IMOGEN E: Farewell, world.
我的生命不过是黑暗中的短暂一刹那亮光 My life is but a brief flickering in the darkness.
弱得不足以照亮房间 Too faint to light a room.
而很快，火光就会熄灭 And much too soon does the flame burn out.
因为痛苦得风，吹熄了我的光亮 As the winds of suffering have extinguished my light,
天堂会场开怀抱欢迎我 heaven welcomes me with her open embrace.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
伊莫金？ DARA: Imogene?
有人吗？ Hello?
你在吗？ Are you in here?
伊莫金，你的门开着 Imogene, you left your door open.
上面还有个标记，我想你的房东一定对你很生气 There's also a sign on it. I think your landlord is upset with you.
伊莫金，我只是经过这里 Imogene, I just stopped by to pick up
顺便来拿我借你的卡蒂尔耳环 those Cartier earrings that I lent you.
伊莫金 Imogene.
喔，我的天啊 Oh, my God.
还好吗？伊莫金？ Hello? Imogene?
伊莫金，你听的到吗？ Imogene, can you hear me?
喔，我的天啊，我的天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
喔，我的天啊 Oh, my God!
喔，我的天啊，伊莫金 Oh, my God, Imogene.
喂，爸？ Hello. Dad?
爸，是我黛拉 Daddy, it's Dara.
喔，我的老天，爸 Oh, my God, Dad.
伊莫金死了 Imogene is dead!
不，不，她就是死了 No, no. She's just dead.
我不知道怎么确认 I don't know how to check!
伊莫金 PETER: Imogene.
伊莫金 Imogene.
喔，我的老天 Oh, my gosh!
干杯 Cheers.
(BABY CRYING)
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)
获得东尼奖最佳剧本奖的是… And the Tony Award for Best Play goes to...
伊莫金‧邓肯 Imogene Duncan!
(APPLAUSE)
我是你的粉丝 I'm such a fan!
不，我才是你的粉丝 No. I'm such a fan.
谢谢你 Thank you.
喔，非常感谢，喔，我的天啊 Oh, thank you so much. Oh, my gosh!
有太多人我要感谢了 There's so many people that I want to thank.
但是最重要的是，我的爱人，我的荷兰丈夫，彼得 But most importantly, my wonderful, Dutch husband, Peter.
我会永远爱你，或者我应该说… I will love you forever. Or should I say...
(SPEAKING DUTCH)
(RETCHING)
我说了一百万次 IMOGENE: For the 10 millionth time,
我不是真的自杀 I wasn't really trying to kill myself.
所以你是说，你不是真的想 DR. CHALMERS: So, you're saying you didn't really want to be reunited
与你死去的父亲在地下重聚？ with your dead father for eternity?
我不想死，好吗？ IMOGENE: I didn't want to die, okay?
嗯，我想你面对的问题在于 Well, I think the problem you're facing here
你写了一封发自肺腑的信 is that you wrote a pretty authentic sounding letter.
真的吗？ Really?
你认为它写得很好吗？ You thought it was that good?
在信中，你提到你死去的父亲 Now in your letter, you refer to your dead father.
他过世时，你几岁？ How old were you when he passed away?
9岁，认真说，谈这个没有意义 Nine. Seriously, there is no point to this.
能跟我谈谈他吗？ Can you tell me about him?
他是我见过最好的 He was just the best.
最聪明的男人 The smartest man I ever met.
他就是父亲中的“乔治克鲁尼” He was like the George Clooney of fathers.
那你其他的家人呢？ And what about the rest of your family?
呃…我妈跟我弟住在纽泽西 Uh... My mom lives in New Jersey with my brother.
她有控制冲动障碍 She has an impulse control problem,
我有很多年没见过他们了 and I haven't seen them in years.
你能描述一下你母亲的控制冲动障碍的症状吗？ Can you describe the symptoms of your mother's impulse problem?
呃，我想一下 Uh, let's see.
一年买了52双果冻鞋 Buying 52 pairs of jelly shoes in one year.
每天都赌博，载搭顺风车的人 Gambling every day. Picking up hitchhikers.
戴着头巾出席家长会 Showing up to a parent-teacher conference wearing a turban.
我弟弟和我的生日相隔84天 My brother and I, our birthdays are 84 days apart,
因为她赌博 and because of her gambling
没钱让我们各自过生日 she couldn't afford to give us individual birthday parties,
我们得一起过生日 so we had to have a combined birthday party.
你知道因为母亲的控制冲动障碍 Do you have any idea how it feels to have a birthday party
在真正的生日过的84天才过生日 eighty-four days after your actual birthday,
是什么感觉吗？ because your mom has an impulse problem?
好吧，嗯，这感觉很不好 Okay, well, it doesn't feel very good.
不，真令人难过 No, it's very sad.
对 Yeah.
我没事了 I'm doing okay.
我是说，虽然我很难过，但是… I mean, it's been upsetting for me, but...
你有没有遇到过，在全裸的时候 ZELDA: Have you ever received a telephone call
接紧急电话的情况？ of an urgent nature when you're naked?
- 我没有 – 我那会儿刚洗澡出来 - I haven't. - I had just gotten out of the shower.
突然就接到这个电话 And suddenly this call comes.
嗯，我们是从原监理所的纪录里 Well, we tracked down your information
调出你的资料的，邓肯女士 from old DMV records, Mrs. Duncan.
你知道5150法令吗？ Are you familiar with a 5150 hold?
呃…没错，但是我有花钱买票，好吗？ Uh... Yes, but I'm sure I paid those tickets. Okay?
而且法官第二次裁定不是我的错 And the judge ruled that the second one wasn't even my fault.
这跟你的驾驶纪录无关，邓肯女士 This has nothing to do with your driving record, Mrs. Duncan.
5150法令的意思是，当有人自残倾向时， A 5150 means that it is our duty to hold anyone
我们要监管他们至少72小时 who poses a threat to themselves for at least 72 hours.
然而，我们有一点人满为患了 However, we have a bit of an overcrowding problem,
这使得我们只能收留重症病人 which limits us to holding only critical patients
并让其他人出院，像你的女儿 and releasing the others, like your daughter,
让他们由所爱的人照顾 into the care of a loved one.
- 她说她爱我吗？ - 没有 - She said she loved me? - No.
但是我们有很多重症病人需要她的床位 But we have more critical patients that need her bed.
你是说那些，跳楼或是自残的人？ You mean people that, like, jump out of buildings and cut parts off?
之类的？ That kind of stuff? (CHUCKLES)
有时候是 Sometimes.
我能问你一个问题吗？ 那些事情会让你很难过吗？ Can I ask you a question? Does that make you really sad?
呃，邓肯女士，你愿意担保 Uh, Mrs. Duncan, would you be willing to assume responsibility
你女儿未来72小时的安全与康复责任吗？ for the safety and well-being of your daughter for the next 72 hours?
呃，我等一下要去别的地方 Well, I have to be somewhere later.
但是，好吧，当然 But, yes. Of course.
我跟你说过葛妮丝派特罗可能会参加 Did I tell you that Gwyneth Paltrow
我的新书发表会吗？ might come to my book launch party?
- 哇！真了不起 – 我知道 - Wow! What a coup. - I know!
我爸的公关小子似乎认识很多人 It's like my dad's PR guy knows everyone.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
喔 Oh.
我等等就回来，我得接个电话 I will be back in one second, I have to take this.
嗨 Hi.
真是个令人难过的夜晚 It's an upsetting night.
你好 Hello.
伊莫金，听着，我知道你期待你的男朋友到来 Imogene, listen, I know you're expecting your boyfriend,
我们也做了多次努力… and we've made several attempts to try and...
彼得马上就会来，好吗？ Peter is coming for me, okay?
是的，我知道彼得非常在乎你 Yes, I'm sure Peter cares for you very deeply,
但是你母亲和我都觉得 but both your mother and I feel that the best thing
最好现在是… for you right now...
等等，你刚刚说“母亲”吗？ Wait. Did you just say "mother"?
…对你而言，最好是待在 Would be for you to be in the comfort and safety
无条件爱你的人身边，舒适又安全 of those who love you unconditionally.
因此你的母亲将会带你回家 So your mother is going to take you home with her.
嗨，甜心 Hi, honey.
你不能这么做！！ IMOGEN E: You cannot do this.
黛拉，黛拉！告诉他们你会无条件爱我 Dara! Dara! Tell them you love me unconditionally.
什么？ What?
我不能跟她走，拜托，拜托！ IMOGENE: I can't go with her! Please! Please!
黛拉，告诉他们我可以跟你在一起直到彼得来接我 Dara! Tell them I can stay with you until Peter comes for me!
喔，我的天啊，我希望我能帮忙 Oh, my gosh, I wish that I could help,
但是我们现在没地方让客人小住 but I don't think that we can accommodate house-guests right now.
什么？ What?
- 你不能这样对我！ - 抓住她！ - You can't do this to me! - Hold her!
黛拉！快报警！ Dara! Call the police!
伊莫金，这会让你在回家路上 Imogene, this is going to make your trip home
更放松一点 just a little bit more relaxing.
(GRUNTING)
甜心… (ECHOING) Honey...
你的内裤露出来了 Your panties are showing.
(GASPS)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
妈？ Mom?
加注吧，各位！ GAME ANNOUNCER: Step right up, everybody!
清除障碍 Clear the path.
给我一个小丑 Bring me a joker.
- 感觉不错！ - 嘿！ - Feeling good! - Hey!
- 喔！ - 你到底在做什么？ - Oh! - What the hell are you doing?
老天，别这样从后面拍我 Jesus, don't sneak up on me like that.
你把我留在车后座欸 You left me in the back seat of your car!
喔，甜心，他们跟我说你大概要六个小时才会醒 Well, honey, they told me that you were gonna be out for, like, you know, six hours.
你不顾我的意愿把我带走 You took me against my will!
你知道，我可以告你绑架 You know, I could have you arrested for kidnapping.
伊莫金，医院叫我过去的 Imogene, they called me from the hospital.
他们说你想要自杀， They said that you had tried to kill yourself
而且他们打算把你当作精神病患者关起来 and they were gonna lock you up with schizophrenians.
我是说，你知道，我该怎么办？把你留在那里吗？ I mean, you know, what was I supposed to do? Leave you there?
喔，所以这样就比较好吗？在赌场的停车场独自醒过来？ Oh, and this is better? Waking up alone in a casino parking lot?
我没有我的包包，没有手机 I don't have my purse, no cell phone.
我没有钱包，没有身分证，什么都没有 I have no wallet. No ID. Nothing.
艾儿妲，这位女士在找你麻烦吗？ Zelda, is this lady giving you grief?
喔，不，德兰西，这是我的女儿 Oh, no. Delancey, this is my daughter.
你知道她上过纽约时报的 Do you know that she was on the New York Times list
值得观看的剧作家名单… of playwrights to watch...
是纽约杂志 It was New York Magazine!
喔，很高兴认识你 Oh. Pleased to meet you.
我一直觉得你妈妈手气比别人顺多了 I've seen your mother here get more royal flushes than anybody.
很好 That's great.
好吧 ZELDA: Okay.
开始一圈圈地转！ Round and round she goes!
你以为我不知道你在做什么吗？ You think I don't know why you did it?
我是你的母亲，我知道你为什么这么做 I'm your mother, okay. I know why you did it.
有些男人会留下 Some men are stayers.
有些会离开，你知道，总比现在才发现来的好 Some men are leavers, and you know, it's better to find out now.
哇，你从谁拾来的牙慧？ Wow, where did you get that pearl of wisdom?
从The Joy Behar秀上看来的 It was on The Joy Behar Show.
你知道，医生给我看了你的遗书，我觉得写的很棒 You know, the doctor let me read your letter. I thought it was really good.
真的 Really.
很显然，我应该当一个职业遗书作家 Apparently, I should be a professional suicide writer.
喔，你不再写剧本了吗？ Oh, you're not writing plays anymore, huh?
我不是在讲这件事 I am not talking about this.
嘿 Hey.
你去哪里？ Where'd you go?
- 伊莫金？ - Imogene? - (MOANING)
恶，喂，嗨，你们是谁？ Ew! Hello? Hi! Who are you?
呃，我是李 Um... I'm Lee.
她是谁？ GIRL: Who's she?
哩，你在我的房间做什么？ Lee, what are you doing in my room?
事实上，这是我的房间 Actually, this is my room.
从什么时候开始？ Since when?
呃，从艾儿妲租给我开始 Uh, since Zelda started renting it to me.
- 什么？ -伊莫金？ - What? - Imogene?
- 拉夫！ - 伊莫金，你回来了 - Ralph! - Imogene, you're back!
喔，我的天啊 Oh, my God.
你真的回来了，你就在这里 You're really back! You're here!
哇，你变的好多 Wow, you look so different.
我吃太多义大利面 I've been eating a lot of spaghetti.
- 喔 – 你打算在这里过夜吗？ - Oh. - So you're going to spend the night?
不，我没有，不 No, I'm not... No.
为什么妈把我的房间租出去？ Why did Mom rent out my room?
她的赔偿金用完了 Her settlement money ran out.
什么赔偿金？ What settlement money?
绿洲赌场的一架手扶梯夹住了她的果冻鞋 An escalator ate her jelly shoe at the Oasis
扭伤了她的脚趾头 and screwed up her toe.
我可以在拥抱一下吗？ Can I have a second hug?
这真的很诡异 MONICA: This is really weird.
莫妮卡，等等 LEE: Monica, wait a second.
没关系，她… It's fine, she's...
妈！ IMOGENE: Mom!
你好 ZELDA: Hello.
好吧，在你开始暴走之前，听我解释 Okay, before you start getting all creepy, let me explain.
你怎么解释随便把我的房间租给陌生人 How can you rationalize renting my room out to some random guy?
呃，你很久没回来了 Well, you haven't been back in a long time!
是啊，她说的有道理 Yeah. She does have a point.
我的东西呢？ 等等，你该不会都丢了吧？ Where is all my stuff? What, did you throw out all my stuff?
冷静，东西都在地下室 Calm down. It's in the basement.
那现在我要怎么办？跟你一起睡吗？ So what now? What, do I sleep with you now?
喔，嗯，我想这也不行 Oh. Well, I don't think that's going to work either.
- 为什么不行？ - 布希跟她睡在一起 - IMOGENE: Why not? - The Bousche sleeps in her bed.
谁啊？ The what?
嘿，我可以帮你做一个床单城堡，就像小时候的一样 Hey, I could make you a sheet fort like when we were kids?
你可以出来一下吗？ Can you come out here a second?
好 BOUSCHE: Yeah.
可以吗？ ZELDA: Yeah?
好的 Okay-
伊莫金，这是我男朋友，他跟我们一起住 Imogene, this is my boyfriend. He lives with us.
他在CIA工作(中央情报局) (WHISPERS) He's in the CIA.
嗨，我是乔治布希(发音类似美国前总统) Hi. George Bousche.
很高兴终于见到你 It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
乔治 George.
你的名字叫做乔治布希？ Your name is George Bousche?
嗯，事实上，这不是我的真名 Well, as a matter of fact, it's not my name.
你知道，我的父亲是个刺客 You see, my father was an assassin,
他必须把我们的姓都改掉 and he had to change all of our birth names
因为那件事，我跟你讲过，跟KGB有关(俄国情报组织) because of that incident I told you about, about the KGB.
所以你的真名是什么？ IMOGENE: So what is your real name then?
喔，抱歉，我不能跟你说 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't tell you that.
- 就连我也不知道 – 不行 - Even I don't know. - No.
好吧 Okay-
- 没人知道，好吧 – 没错 - No one knows. Okay. - Yeah.
好吧 Okay-
你要换一些好看的衣服吗？甜心？ ZELDA: You gonna put on something nice, honey?
所以妈告诉你好消息了吗？ So, did Mom tell you the good news?
谁的好消息？ Who's it good for?
我有我的小摊子了 I got my own kiosk,
在木栈道上的一个小区域 one block from the boardwalk.
- 真的？ -没错 - Yeah? - Yeah.
就在Angelo比萨店对面 Right across from Angelo's Pizza.
至少以前是，给你看 Well, where it used to be. Here.
喔！ IMOGENE: Oh.
- 这很棒 – 对啊 - That's wonderful. - RALPH: Yeah.
- 恭喜 – 谢谢 - Congratulations! - Yep.
不，不，拜托留着 No, no. Please keep it.
或者是给你的朋友， Or, you know, give it to a friend.
任何你的朋友都可以免费招待 Anyone you refer gets a free hermit hut.
这交易不错 That's a good deal.
你要来看看吗？ Do you want to come and see it?
喔 Oh.
我很想，但是，我得要回家 I wish I could. But, you know, I have to go back home.
好吧，回到城里 Yeah, to the city.
你知道，你可以过来我家 You know, you really should come visit me.
我们可以去自然历史博物馆和水族馆 We could go to the Natural History Museum and the Aquarium.
是喔，可是太远了 RALPH: Yeah, it's far away.
没错，嗯，但也许这是好事 Yeah. Well, maybe that's a good thing.
我喜欢大西洋城 I like being in Ocean City.
你以前也喜欢 You used to like it, too.
没错，但我觉得纽约更适合我 Yeah. I just think that New York is a better place for me.
嗯，好吧 Mmm. Okay.
好吧，这是你的床单城堡的初步样貌 Well, this is your basic sheet fort model.
呃… Um...
如果你需要装饰或是安全功能 if you would like any add-ons or security features,
我是说，我可以明天再弄 I mean, I can work on it tomorrow.
不，这看起来满安全的 No, it looks very secure.
是吗？ Yeah?
对啊，你做的非常好 IMOGENE: Yeah, you did a great job.
嗯，好吧 Um, all right, well.
晚安，伊莫金 Nighty-night, Imogene.
(KISSES HAND)
(SIGHS)
吃早餐罗，各位 ZELDA: Breakfast, everybody!
- 喔，上帝啊 – 喔，老天，有人在这 - Oh, Jesus! - Ow! God! Someone's in here!
喔，我的天啊，我很抱歉 Oh, my God. I'm sorry!
老天 God! (GROANING)
嘿，我真的很抱歉 Hey, I'm really sorry about that.
你弟弟要我们在上厕所时随手关门 Your brother likes us to keep the door closed because the toilet runs.
我什么都没看到，让你知道 I didn't see anything, just so you know.
好吧，嗯，你应该敲门提醒 Okay. Well, you should really knock as a precaution.
我猜我们扯平了 I guess we're even then.
喔，所以你和你女朋友亲热的时候 Oh, so it's my fault that I walk in
我走进去是我的错罗？ on you doing it with your girlfriend?
因为，嘿，这是我的房子 Because, hello, this is my house.
但是你不住在这里了 But you don't live here anymore.
我在这座房子长大，我想我有这间房子的优先权 I grew up in this house. I think that takes precedence over
不管是暂时不在家还是你在这里做什么 whatever temporary whatever you're doing here.
那你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
抱歉？ Excuse me?
什么… What...
你为什么要回来？ Why did you come back?
我真的觉得这跟你无关，李 I really don't see how that is any of your concern, Lee.
听着，如果你想要住在那个房间，这不是问题 Look, if you want to stay in the room, it really is no trouble.
我愿意待在其他地方 I'll be happy to stay somewhere else.
喔，我希望你可以，但是，听着， Oh, I'm sure you can. But, see, I like to make a special point
我需要特别声明 to not sleep in the bed of boys
我不要睡在床单卫生有问题的 whose cleanliness of sheets is questionable
男生床上 at best.
- 今天早上 – 什么？ - This morning. - What?
今天早上我才换过床单 That's when I changed my sheets.
(SLAMS DOOR SHUT)
嘿 Hey.
呃，我真的不知道要怎么说才不会得罪你 Um, I don't really know how to broach this subject tactfully,
我就直接说了 so I'm just going to say it.
拉夫，把耳朵堵起来 Ralph, cover your ears.
你们昨晚打屁股了对吧？ Were you getting spanked last night?
你怎么会这么想？ Why would you think that?
因为听起来很像 Because that's what it sounded like.
(assume)
- 我说对了吗？ - 喔，我的天啊 - Am I right? - Oh, my God.
不，我说对了，对吗？呃！ No. I'm right, aren't I? Ugh!
伊莫金，这很有趣的，你没试过吗？ Imogene, it is so much fun. Have you never tried it?
有啊，也许兴奋的时候有两三次，我不记得了 Yeah, maybe, like, two or three times in the heat of passion, I don't know.
但不是一次来个两小时 But not in repetition for, like, two hours.
喔，我的天，如果这打扰到你 (CHUCKLING) Oh, my God. If it was bothering you so much
你应该关上门 you should have just closed your door.
喔，我的床单门吗？ Oh, my sheet door?
你知道，你应该为我和乔治能有 You know, you should be grateful I have
这么和谐的性生活感到高兴 such an amazing sex life with George.
要不然我就要变成那些缺乏滋润死去的女人 Or would you rather I turned into one of those dried up women
像蜜丝‧莫德一样，花所有时间在她的小狗身上 like Mitzi Mordler who spends all her time with her little rat dog.
好吧，蜜丝，这就是我想要的 IMOGENE: Yeah. That. Mitzi, that's what I want.
(ZELDA GIGGLING)
喔，天啊 ZELDA'. Oh, God.
咖啡好了吗？ BOUSCHE: Coffee ready?
在那里，小弟弟 Over there, Bubba.
经过昨晚之后我需要一些 I need it after last night.
(SPANKING)
你知道，如果爸还活着 You know, if Dad were alive
看到你现在这样子，他会觉得很丢脸 to see what you've become, he would be disgraced.
他死了？ He died?
什么时候发生的事？ When did that happen?
不，不，不，没事 No, no, no. It's nothing.
什么？ What?
我是说，没错，他死了 I mean, yes. He died.
很久以前，他就死了 A long time ago. He's been dead.
- 你知道的 – 没错 - You know that. - Right.
(CLEARS THROAT)
- 我可以放下了吗？ - 可以 - Can I take them off now? - Yeah.
抱歉 Sorry.
你为什么要说？ Why would you say that?
我以为你告诉过他们了 I thought you told them.
不，你知道他们不知道 (SCOFFS) No! You knew they didn't know.
不行吗？ No?
这样的事会毁了他们的生活 Something like that could ruin their lives.
你绝不能让他们知道他们的父亲实际上是… You can never, ever let them know about their father really being...
是怎样？ Being what?
可恶 (STAMMERING) Cheap.
爸很可恶？ Dad was cheap?
喔，老天，对啊 Oh, God, yeah.
你们还记得客厅的那个丑沙发吗？ Don't you remember that ugly couch we had in the living room?
他不让我买我喜欢的那个 He wouldn't let me buy the one I wanted,
因此我们不得不从跳蚤市场搬回这个新的 so we had to get that one from a garage sale.
(SCOFFING)
你在说谎，我看的出来，我可以从你眼中看出来 You're lying. I can see it! I can see it in your eyes.
告诉我们真相 Tell us the truth.
爸爸不是我们的亲生父亲？ Was Dad not our father?
不，不，不，他以前是，他是你们的父亲 No, no, no. He was. He is your father.
- 你说“他是你们的父亲”是什么意思？ - 不 - What do you mean "he is our father"? - ZELDA: No.
(SIGHING)
- 喔，天啊 – 妈？ - Oh, God. - RALPH: Mom?
我不能，你知道，我不能再这么做了 I can't. You know, I can't. I can't do this anymore.
- 呼吸 – 喔，老天 - Breathe. (INHALING DEEPLY) - ZELDA: Oh, God.
什么？ What?
好吧 ZELDA: All right.
我们处不下去了，好吗？ We didn't get along, okay?
他想要回去学校念完他的博士 And he wanted to go back to school for his PhD.
我们同意我们不想让你们经历离婚 And we agreed that we didn't want to put you through a divorce
还有监护权那些狗屁东西 and all of the custody hell,
所以我们决定让你们跟我住 and so we decided that you guys would stay with me
我只跟你们说… and I would just tell you that...
什么？ What?
他死了 That he died.
我真不敢相信，什么，爸还活着？ I can't believe this. What, Dad is alive?
没错 Yeah.
什么样的母亲才会告诉他们的小孩他们的父亲 What mother tells their children that their father died
死于结肠镜检查？ during a routine colonoscopy, to what?
为了让他们不要难堪吗？ To save them from inconvenience?
不，不，这很复杂，伊莫金，好吗？ No, no, it was a complicated situation, Imogene. Okay?
我是想要保护你们 (STAMMERING) I was trying to protect you guys.
我想要你们快快乐乐的长大 I wanted you to grow up feeling good about yourselves.
他现在怎么了？ What happened to him?
有人跟我说他写了本书 Somebody told me that he wrote a book.
喔，等等，伊莫金 Oh, wait, Imogene.
等等，喔，拜托 Wait. Oh, come on.
你要做什么？ What are you going to do?
等等！ Wait!
伊莫金 Imogene.
小伊，等等 Immy, wait.
拉夫，那艘船天是停在那里的吗？ Ralph, was that boat moored out there yesterday?
伊莫金，拜托 ZELDA: Imogene, please.
伊莫金，甜心，我今天要用车 Imogene, honey. I need my car today.
我在“幸运转盘”有一次免费试转 I have a free spin on the Lucky Wheel!
嘿，等等，甜心，拜托。嘿，开门，好吗？ Hey, wait. Honey, please. Hey, unlock the door, okay?
(ENGINE STARTS)
头奖是去牙买加旅游，我们可以一起去 The jackpot is a cruise to Jamaica! We could all go together!
嘿… Hey...
甜心，拜托因为这件事自杀 Honey, please don't kill yourself over this.
我爱你 I love you.
喔，有什么需要？ Oh, can I help you?
但愿如此 I hope so.
呃，你们有麦斯威尔‧P‧邓肯的书吗？ Um, do you have anything written by Maxwell P. Duncan?
P‧邓肯，我查一下 P. Duncan. Let's look it up.
有C，对吗？ (STAMMERING) That's a "C", right?
是C That's a "C".
不是K And not a "K".
- 不，那是C – 喔 - No, it's a. - Oh.
不，抱歉，你刚刚输入的是“K” No, sorry. You just pressed "K".
你说的对，我很抱歉 You're right. Sorry about that.
- 好的 – D-U-N- - Okay. - D-U-N.
喔，有好多叫邓肯的 Oh, there's lots of Duncans.
P‧邓肯，麦斯威尔‧P‧邓肯 P. Duncan. Maxwell P. Duncan.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
没事，谢谢 Yes. Thank you.
P‧邓肯，找到了，我们有一本 P. Duncan, there it is. We have one book.
呃，我看看 Uh, let's see.
在哪里？ Where is it?
在非小说类 In the non-fiction.
嗯 Hmm.
麦斯威尔‧P‧邓肯是一位世界著名的 "Maxwell P. Duncan is a world-renowned expert
研究早期殖民时代的美国历史专家 "on the early colonial period of American history.
“邓肯先生在美国公共广播公司和国家公共电台发表演讲” "Mr. Duncan has spoken on PBS and NPR.
“他住在…” "He resides in..."
“纽约” "New York City."
(ALARM BLARING)
喔，不，你不能 Oh, no, you don't.
让开！ Move it!
(GASPING)
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
(CRASHES)
我在后照镜就看到你了 I saw you in my rearview mirror,
你根本没在专心开车 you weren't even paying attention!
你在补妆 You were putting on makeup!
我才没在补妆，你以为我是在为你补妆吗？ I wasn't putting on makeup! Does it look like I'm wearing makeup to you?
你要赔我这个 Well, you're going to have to pay for this.
只不过是一点小刮痕，有什么大不了的 It's a couple of little scratches. What is the big deal?
不好意思，这是保时捷 Excuse me, it's a Porsche!
先生，这是博斯特(其实就是保时捷的一款) Sir, it's a Boxster.
你们有问题吗？你们堵塞交通了 You folks okay? You're holding up traffic.
不，警察先生，我们有问题，事实上，问题大了 No, sir. We're not okay, actually, at all.
这个女人在补妆的时候从后面追撞了我 This woman rear-ends me while she's putting on makeup.
我的遮阳板掉了下来 My visor fell down!
请两位出示驾驶执照 Can you both please show me your driver's license,
登记证和保险卡好吗？ registration, and insurance cards?
没问题，警官 Sure thing, Officer.
你有问题吗？ Is something wrong?
好吧，首先，我没在补妆 Okay. First of all, I wasn't putting on makeup!
大西洋城？ Ocean City?
伊莫金？ Imogene?
伊莫金‧邓肯？ Imogene Duncan?
对啊 Yeah.
是我啊，我是瑞克斯‧瑞纳迪 It's me. It's Rex Rinaldi.
高中同学 From high school.
T-瑞克斯‧瑞纳迪？ T-Rex Rinaldi?
你是我的数学小老师，我的数学那时候一蹋糊涂 You were my TA in my dumb-bell math class.
你说你不能跟我参加返校舞会 You said you couldn't go to homecoming with me
因为刚好是你父亲的忌日？ because it fell on the anniversary of your father's death?
- 没错 – 想起来了 - Yeah. - Sure!
对啊，没错 IMOGENE: Okay, yeah.
伊莫金‧邓肯 Imogene Duncan!
就是我 Here I am.
我们能先处理这件事吗？ Can we do this please?
- 我得要去我要去的地方 – 当然，没问题 - I have somewhere I'm supposed to be. - Yeah. All right.
很好，谢谢 Great, thank you.
你的呢？ Do you have yours?
你知道，现在住在曼哈顿 You know, I live in Manhattan now,
我有好几年没开车了 and I haven't really driven in years.
调度室，我要查一台车 Dispatch, I got to run a plate.
呃，纽泽西 Uh, New Jersey.
- U-0-A-8-N – 嘿，瑞克斯？ - Umbrella-zero-alpha-eight-nlner. - Hey, Rex?
我只想说你所做的工作是多么的勇敢无私 I just want to say how brave and selfless you are for what you do.
因为全部的市民… Just all the citizens...
收到 REX: Copy that.
呃，好吧，呃，似乎这台车被报失窃 Uh, well, uh, it seems this car has been reported as stolen.
喔，这是什么情形？ Oh, what is this?
-这是什么情形？ - 先生，我得要求你 - What is this? - Sir, I'm going to have to ask you
请保留意见 to please keep your comments to yourself.
不，不，不，这一定是误会 No, no, no, there's been a mistake.
这一定有误会，这辆车是我妈的 There's been a mistake. This is my mother's car.
好吗？她借我开去找我爸 Okay? And she lent it to me to go visit my father.
所以并没有被偷 So it's not stolen.
好吧 Right.
这是误会 That's wrong.
我以为你父亲过世了？ I thought your father died?
不，他之前过世了 No, he did.
我今天才知道，我以为他… I just found out today. I thought he...
他从来都没死 He has not died.
喔，我知道了 REX: On, I get it.
当你要他活着，他就是活着 He's alive when you need him to be.
当你要甩掉某人的时候，他就是死了 And then he's dead when you have to blow someone off.
不，不，不，不！我妈跟我说他死了 No, no, no, no! My mother told me that he died.
现在，我才知道他还活着 And then, now I found out that he's alive.
胡说八道 Crock of shit!
我跟你打赌，如果我要请你喝一杯啤酒 And I bet that if I asked you out for a beer
他又要死了，对吧？ he'd probably die again, right?
嗯，很明显，这是不可能的事 Well, obviously, I hope that wouldn't be the case.
但是，基于我不清楚他现在的身体状况 But, given the fact that I don't know what kind of health he's in,
我只能说这也有可能 I mean that certainly could be a possibility.
- 邓肯 – 什么事？ - OFFICER: Duncan. - What?
你可以出来了 You're out.
你的母亲撤销了控诉 Your mom dropped the charges.
喔，呃，注你在全国比赛好运 IMOGENE: Oh, uh, good luck at Nationals.
你撞了某人的保时捷？ "ZELDA". You hit someone in a Porsche?
不要转移话题，你害我被逮捕欸 Quit changing the subject. You had me arrested!
别这样，甜心，这是为你好，不是吗？ Come on, honey. It was for your own good, okay?
我知道你很难过，然后你一阵子没回来 I knew how upset you were, and when you didn't come back for a while,
我很担心你去卧轨 I was afraid you were going to stop on the train tracks.
你知道，乔治跟我说过找人最好的方法是 You know, George told me the best way to find someone
指控那个人犯罪 is accuse them of a crime.
CIA的人都是这么做 That's how they do it in the CIA.
监狱感觉如何，伊莫金？ How was jail, Imogene?
令人沮丧 Disappointing.
我知道你觉得我毁了你的生活 ZELDA: I know you think I screwed up your life,
但是你有没有想过，也许去世的父亲 but did you ever stop to think that maybe having a dead father
比活着整天游手好闲的父亲要来的好 was better for you than having a dead-beat one?
游手好闲？ IMOGENE: (SCOFFS) Dead-beat?
那个男人住在纽约 The man lives in New York City.
他是世界知名的专家 He's a world-renowned expert
研究美国历史早期的殖民时代 on the early colonial period of American history.
- 什么？ - 他在29个国家演讲过 - What? - He's spoken in 29 countries.
他还接受全国公共广播电台和公共电视采访 He's been interviewed on NPR and PBS.
好吧，也许他是有一点小成就 Okay. Maybe he's found some success.
小成就？ Some success?
但是这改变不了他的本性 But that doesn't change who he is as a person.
- 那是爸写的书吗？ - 没错 - Is that Dad's book? - Yes.
叫做“感恩节──虚构的神话” It's called The Myth of Thanksgiving.
- 事实上是爸的第二本书 – 感恩节是虚构的？ - It's actually our father's second book. - Thanksgiving is a myth?
- 什么？ - 没错，众多谎言之一 - What? - Yeah, amongst other things.
喔，别开玩笑了，你爸写这本书 Oh, get out of here. Your father wrote a book
说感恩节不是真的？ on how Thanksgiving never happened?
对啊，你知道，我们把他当作全国性节日 IMOGENE: Yeah. You know, we embrace it as this national holiday,
但是事实上是政治操作手段 but actually it was a political spin job.
- 上面有说谁发明南瓜派吗？ - Did it say who invented pumpkin pie? - (LAUGHING)
不准笑。没有，上面没说谁发明南瓜派 Don't laugh. No, it didn't say who invented pumpkin pie.
你知道，我很抱歉，但是我一点也不惊讶 You know, I'm sorry, but I'm not surprised.
他总是想要把每件有趣的是都毁了 He always wanted to ruin everything that was fun.
喔，对啊，爸想要破坏一切 Oh, yeah, Dad tried to ruin everything.
爸就只是，非常聪明，有成就的人 Dad's only, like, a very brilliant, accomplished man,
你知道吗，等我们重聚之后 who, you know what, after we get reunited,
他会帮我站稳脚跟 is going to help me get on my feet
并且照顾我 and who is going to cherish me,
弥补我当你女儿 and make up for the years of humiliation
这么多年来的耻辱 that I endured being your daughter.
喔，我的天啊，嗯，你有他的地址吗？ Oh, my God. Well, do you have his address?
没有，我…什么，不 No. I... What? No.
但我会找到，然后我就过去找他 But I'm gonna get it. And then when I get it I'm gonna go there.
拉夫也会跟我一起去 And Ralph's going to come with me.
喔，不，我不想离开木栈道 Oh, no, I don't go past the boardwalk.
你知道吗，伊莫金很多人的母亲都比你的母亲还糟 You know, Imogene, a lot of people had a worse mother than you.
就像是我 Like me.
当你老了，你回头看就会明白 And one day when you're old, you're gonna look back and realize that.
当我老了，我希望，我的死期 When I'm old. And hopefully, I can also die
跟拉夫的相差84天左右 84 days around when Ralph dies,
这样我们就能一起举办葬礼 so we can combine our funerals.
(SIGHS)
嘿，甜心，甜心，过来 ZELDA: Hey, honey. Honey, come here.
- 过来这里 – 什么？ - Get over here. - What?
我得跟你讲一些事 I have to tell you something.
你们要进来吗？ Are you guys coming?
呃，你先进去，打开电视 Uh, you just go on in. Turn on the TV.
好吗，甜心，我们等等就进去 Okay, honey? We'll be there in a sec.
听着，我知道你很生气，因为我把你和拉夫的生日一起举办 Look. I know you got mad when I made you do your birthday with Ralph.
不，事实上我很喜欢跟拉夫一起办生日，真的 No. I actually loved combining birthday parties with Ralph. Really.
那是我最美好的回忆之一 It's one of my fondest memories.
嗯，我必须这么做，好吗？ Well, I had to do that, okay?
我把你和拉夫的生日一起举办 I had to put your parties together,
要不然没有人要参加拉夫的生日会 or else Ralph would have had no one at his.
你的朋友都是人类 Your friends were humans.
他的朋友只有蜥蜴和螃蟹或是其他玩意 His friends were lizards or crabs or whatever.
我们都得为拉夫做点让步 We all had to make sacrifices for Ralph.
晚安 Good night.
(WHIMPERING)
拉夫 IMOGENE: Ralph!
呃，尤莫金 Uh, Eugenia.
你有时间跟我布希说话吗？ You got a minute for the Bousche?
我叫伊莫金 It's Imogene.
听着，我想跟你谈，因为我很担心 Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you because I'm worried.
你不应该对你母亲发脾气 You shouldn't be mad at your mother.
真的吗？谁允许你对我讲这些 Really? And what exactly qualifies you to say that to me,
似乎我才认识你40小时吧？ considering I've known you for what, 40 hours?
因为她那时候正经历一个艰难时期 Because she's been through a very hard time.
- 而且她爱你 – 是，当然 - And she loves you. - No. Of course she does.
正因为如此，她才报警汽车失窃，让我被抓 That's why she had me arrested for stealing her car
还在父亲这件事上对我说谎 and lied to me about my father.
有些话能说，有些话不能说 Sometimes information needs to be kept classified.
好吧，听着，无意冒犯，但这真的只是我和我家人的事 Okay, look, no offense, but this is really between me and my family.
我现在也是你的家人 I am part of your family now.
也许这个角色对我来说有点过于年轻 Now, I may look a little young for the gig,
但是按照武士传统 but in the samurai tradition,
当一位男人爱上一位女子 when a man loves a woman,
他自动就变成她子女的精神护卫 he automatically becomes a spiritual guardian for her offspring.
所以，你现在又是武士了？ So, what, you're a samurai now, too?
喔，我当武士25年了，你不知道吗？ Oh, I've been a samurai for 25 years. You didn't know that?
不，我不知道，25年，哇喔 No. I didn't. 25, wow.
- 这相当久 – 没错 - That's a long time. - Yeah.
但是谢谢你，我想我和我的精神世界都很好 But thank you, I think me and my spirit are just fine.
你确定吗？ Are you sure about that?
我的感觉不是这样 That's not what I'm getting.
我感觉到抵抗 I'm getting resistance.
是的，有一点 Yeah. Little bit.
确实如此 That's accurate.
暗号？ RALPH: What's the password?
斯包‧麦肯其？(以前一部小狗电影的名称) Spuds McKenzie?
(RALPH MIMICKING BUZZER)
斯包‧麦肯其？(发音不同) (ROBOTICALLY) Spuds McKenzie.
答对，请进 RALPH: (ROBOTICALLY) You may enter.
哇喔！ IMOGEN E: Wow!
喔，哇，你的房间… Oh, wow, your room...
呃… Um...
喔，你太贴心了，但是我想我要还给你 Oh, this was so sweet of you, but I think I should give this back.
为什么你不要她？ Why don't you want her?
我有很多事情要忙(她穿着六人行的T恤) I kind of got a lot going on right now.
我想我没办法当一个很好的寄居蟹妈妈 I don't really think I'd be a very good crab mom.
那，也许你可以当她的寄居蟹朋友 Well, then maybe you could be her crab buddy.
呃…是啊，我想我也没办法当个好寄居蟹朋友 Um... Yeah. I don't think I'd be a very good crab buddy either.
另外我想她也在想你了，你看 Plus I think she misses you. See.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
嘿，拉夫 Hey, Ralph.
你有钱可以借我吗？ Do you have any money you think you can loan me?
做什么用？ What for?
我可以回纽约，然后付租金 So I can go back to New York. And pay my landlord.
去找爸 And try to find Dad.
你想要我找到爸爸，对吧？ You do want me to find Dad, don't you?
难道你不觉得，无论你身在何处 Don't you think it would be cool if
只要感觉是在家哩，这样也挺好的吗？ no matter where you were in the world, you were already home'?
或是准确地说，就算不在家里 Or precisely, that you were just as safe as you are in your own home,
你也能像在家里一样安全？ even when you're not there?
呃，没错当然，是，我想是这样 Uh, yeah. Sure, yeah. I guess so.
呃… Um...
过来，坐下 Here, sit down.
- 哈？喔 – 坐下 - Huh'? Oh. - Sit down.
自从宇宙诞生 Since the dawn of time,
脊椎动物就羡慕 soft-bellied creatures have been jealous
软件动物的自保能力 of mollusks' ability to self-preserve.
但现在不需要了 But they don't have to be anymore.
(BREATHING HARD)
我做了这个 I made this.
- 真的吗？ - 没错 - Really? - Yeah.
它有软件动物外壳的一切典型便利的地方 It has all the amenities of a typical mollusk's home,
但这是最顶级的配备，防弹玻璃纤维材质 but this one is made of top-grade, bullet-proof fiberglass,
我还给他上了一层Cyber-Flexx塑料 and I've coated it with Cyber-Flexx plastic.
这使得用它伸展的时候足够舒适 It's comfortable enough for extended use,
甚至有无线网路的功能 and it even has wireless Internet capability.
什么？ What?
我叫它“人壳” I call it "The Human Shell."
哇喔 Wow.
- 我可以摸吗？ - 当然，你可以摸 - May I? - Yeah, you can touch.
这要做什么？ What's it for?
你背上它 You put it on your back.
如果你需要保护的时候 And then if you ever need protection
或是你想要躲什么的时候 or you want to hide or whatever,
你只要罩在身上 you just pull it down on yourself.
喔， Oh.
拉夫？ Ralph?
(GROANING)
嘿，李！嘿，等等 IMOGENE: Hey, Lee! Hey, wait.
(CAR STARTING)
嘿 Hey.
等等，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿！等等！ Wait! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wait!
带我去纽约 Take me to New York.
不要 No.
为什么？ Why?
因为我有事要做 Because I have things to do.
好吧，好吧，那我留下来然后自杀 Fine. Fine. Then I will stay here and I will kill myself
都是你的错 and it'll be all your fault.
我会特别在遗书上写你的名字 And I will specifically mention your name in the letter,
而且我似乎擅长写作 which, apparently, I am very good at writing.
哇喔，你真的要威胁我，是吗？老天 Wow. You're really gonna show me, aren't you? Jeez.
(SCOFFING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
好吧，我告诉你 All right, I'll tell you what.
给你 Here.
- 你给我硬币做什么？ - 抛硬币 - Why are you giving me a quarter? - Just call it.
我的神智还不清醒 My sanity hangs in the balance,
而这是你决定要不要带我去的方法？ and this is how you're deciding if you're gonna take me or not?
没错，你要我丢还是你丢？ Yeah. Do you want me call it or should you call it?
- 你要猜哪一面？ - 背面 - What's it going to be? - Tails.
背面，好吧 Tails. All right.
希望如此 Here's hoping.
喔 Oh.
你知道吗？我不管了 You know what? Forget it.
我不管了，我不需要屌儿郎当的蠢蛋来… Just forget it. I don't need this from some, like, happy-go-lucky simpleton...
“屌儿郎当”？ "Happy-go-lucky"?
有人觉得这样耍人很有趣 Who thinks it's really funny to taunt someone
而某人正在处于崩溃边缘 who's on the brink of a mental breakdown,
正确地说，她正在被生活打击，重创！！ who is literally reeling from the shock of her life!
放轻松点好吗？放轻松 Will you relax? Just relax.
是背面 It's tails.
好吗？ Okay?
你要去纽约了 You're going to New York.
我很抱歉我之前叫你蠢蛋 I'm sorry I called you a simpleton before.
那“屌儿郎当”呢？ What about happy-go-lucky?
好吧，那个也很抱歉 Yeah. That, too, I guess.
谢谢你为我做这些 And thanks for doing this for me.
事实上，我是为自己做 I'm actually doing this for myself.
因为我现在要求你做什么，你就得做什么 Because now I can ask you to do, like, anything and you have to do it.
好吧，我今天之后没有打算再见到你 Okay, well, I'm not planning on ever seeing you again after today
下半辈子都不见，所以，没关系 ever in my life, so, great.
(CHUCKLING)
听起来是个好主意 Sounds like a plan.
好吧，你的经历是什么？ Okay. So, what's your story?
我的经历？呃… My story? Um...
嗯，我在宾夕法尼亚州长大，17岁上了大学 Well, I grew up in Pennsylvania. Went to college when I was 17.
在哪里？ Where?
- 呃，耶鲁大学 - Uh, Yale. - (SCOFFS)
你才没去耶鲁 You did not go to Yale.
好吧 Okay-
我没进耶鲁 I didn't go to Yale.
呃… Um...
然后我搬到了费城，在一个满差的乐团唱歌 Then I moved to Philly and sang in a shitty band.
擦过一段时间的桌子 Bussed tables for a while.
然后我认识的一个朋友 And then this guy I knew
有个在绿洲赌场的秀场面试 had an audition to be in a show at the Oasis Casino.
我跟他一起去，然后你知道的 I went with him, and the next thing you know,
我得到那份工作 I got the job.
他恨你吗？ Does he hate you?
没有，我不觉得他恨我 No. I don't think he hates me.
如果是我就会 I would hate you.
也许吧，但是你讨厌每个人 Yeah, but you hate everybody.
那，你的经历是什么？ LEE: So, what's your story?
你有听过道格拉斯‧J‧霍林斯沃思吗？ Have you ever heard of Douglas J. Hollingsworth?
嗯，每年他都会拿三万元美金赞助一些人 Well, every year he awards someone a $30,000 grant
让他们写剧本，然后他来出版 to write a play that he will produce.
2004年的时候他选中了我 And in 2004 he picked me.
我的世界之门从此打开 And my whole world opened up.
我遇上了黛拉，董事会成员 I met Dara, who was on the board.
她介绍我现在的男朋友 She introduced me to my boyfriend,
美好生活似乎从此开始 and it just felt like everything was starting.
但我真的坐下来动笔的时候，完全想不到东西 But when I actually sat down to write, nothing good came out.
我就只是跟朋友到处逛街购物，度假 So I just went shopping with my friends and went on vacations.
那年结束以后，我没有剧本可供出版 And when the year was up, I didn't have a play to produce.
那为什么你不要现在写些东西？ So why don't you just finish something now?
因为没人在乎这件事了 Because nobody cares now.
都结束了 It's over.
(SIGHS)
你知道，你很幸运回到纽约 LEE: You know, you're lucky you're back in New York.
我要你明天看我的演出作为回报 I was going to force you to come see my show tomorrow as payback.
抱歉，但是我再也不要到哈德逊河的另一端了(分隔纽约和纽泽西的河) IMOGENE: Sorry, but I am never crossing the Hudson again.
拜托，你真的以为纽约就这么好？ Come on, do you really think New York is that much better?
当然，开玩笑，拜托，纽约什么都有 Yeah. You kidding? Come on, New York has everything.
(SCOFFS)
中央公园，下雪的时候 Central Park, when it snows.
好吧 Okay, yeah.
博格多精品百货 Bergdorf's.
那里人人都衣着光鲜，人中翘楚 Everyone here dresses so beautifully, and they're intelligent.
似乎她们都有那种感觉， It's like they have this swagger of, like,
“我答出了纽约时报的填字游戏” "I finished the New York Times crossword puzzle in pen."
(SPITTING)
哈 Huh.
哇喔，好吧 Wow, okay.
不是所有人，但是… Not all of them, but...
嘿，乔，我可以拿备用钥匙吗？ Hey, Joe, can I get a spare key?
我的丢了 I lost mine.
呃，邓肯小姐，我不能 Uh, Miss Duncan, I can't.
我不能让你上去 I'm afraid I can't let you up there.
这是什么意思？怎么了？ What do you mean? What's going on?
你应该去问比尔先生 You should talk to Mr. Bill.
什么？ What?
乔，这是我的公寓，我的东西都在里面 Joe, that's my apartment. All my stuff is up there.
我需要上去，我住在这里 I need to get up there. I live there!
我没办法，你要跟他谈 I can't. You should talk to him.
抱歉 Sorry.
他们不能这么做，这是违法的 They can't do that! That can't be legal.
这不公平，你不能就这么随便 It's not fair! You can't just randomly evict someone
把人赶出他原本住的地方 and ban them from even entering their place of residence
就因为那个人最近手头很紧 just because of a recent, financial hardship.
你在跟谁传简讯？ Who are you texting?
你妈 Your mom.
让她知道你没事 Just to let her know you're okay.
(GREETING IN ITALIAN)
喔，呃，听着，见到黛拉的时候，不要介绍你自己 Oh! Uh, listen, when we get into Dara's, uh, don't introduce yourself.
让我来就好 I'll just do it.
那我站在外面等可以吗？ How about I just stay outside?
好吧，反正我会回来 Okay. Well, I'll be back, either way.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
嘿，黛拉，是我，我要跟你谈谈 Hey, Dara, it's me. I really need to talk to you.
是伊莫金 It's Imogene.
我该怎么办？ What should I do?
- 嗨 – 喔，感谢你在家 - Hi. - Oh, thank God you're home!
伊莫金，我以为你不是和你家人都待在纽泽西？ Imogene. I thought that you were in New Jersey with your family?
没错，幸运的是我只有缓刑 Yes. Well, mercifully, I've been given a reprieve.
我可以进去吗？ Can I come in?
呃…我们没穿好衣服 Um... We're not dressed.
喔，好吧，那，你们可以穿上吗？ Oh, okay. Well, can't you put something on?
呃，你知道吗？就这样谈一下也可以 Uh, you know what? Maybe it's just better if we talk like this.
你近来如何？ How have you been doing?
我很好，我刚发现我爸还活着 I'm great. I just found out that my father is still alive.
- 喔，老天 – 我知道！ - Oh, my God. - I know!
- 你知道他在哪里吗？ - 知道 - Do you know where he is? - Yes.
他在纽约，而且他很成功，他写了这本书 He is in New York. And he is successful. He wrote this.
呃，总之，重点是我不能回纽泽西 Um, anyway, the point is I cannot go back to New Jersey.
我的房东不让我 And my landlord is not letting me
回我的公寓，所以… into my apartment right now. So...
太糟了，那你准备住哪？ That's terrible. Where are you going to stay?
她不能住在这里 JAMES: She is not staying here.
呃… Um...
我只是希望能跟你住 I was hoping that maybe I could stay with you,
直到彼得和我和好 just until Peter and I patch things up,
或者是找到我爸，怎样都行 or until I locate my father, whichever comes first.
关上门 JAMES: Close the door!
说实话，我完全都没问题 Honestly, I would be absolutely fine with it,
但是詹姆士很不习惯 but James has a very weird thing
让没有血缘关系的人跟我们住在一起 about non-blood-related people staying with us.
如果不是没办法我绝对不会找你 I would not be asking you this unless it was an absolute emergency.
- 我没有地方可以去了 – 我知道 - I have nowhere else to go. - I know.
我也非常，非常，非常想和你一起住 And I really, really, really wanna be there for you right now,
要不是别的原因我肯定会说好，但是… and if it was anything else I would absolutely say yes, but I...
我保证不会惹麻烦，我甚至不会说话，我保证 I promise I won't be any trouble at all. I won't even talk, I promise.
黛拉 JAMES: Dara!
好吧，我很抱歉，我得要关门了 Okay, I'm so sorry. I have to close the door right now.
如果你没能来新书发表会 And I really understand
我也能了解 if you're not able to come to the book launch party.
我只想要你努力变好 I just want you to focus on getting better.
- 但是这… - 我一直爱你 - But that's... - And I love you so much.
拜托，拜托，拜托，黛拉 Please. Please. Please. Dara!
(LOCKING DOOR)
(THUNDER CRASHES)
喔，老天，看起来要下大雨了 Oh, man, it's really gonna pour.
(THUNDER CRASHING)
喔，我的天啊 ZELDA: Oh, my God.
好吧，穿上他，小布 Okay, just hold on, Bubba.
穿好橡胶衣 Get the rubber suit on!
快好了 We're almost there.
- 把手放进来 – 你们还好吧？ - Get your arm in! - Are you guys okay?
(GRUNTING)
- (THUNDER CRACKS) - (ZELDA SCREAMS)
停电了，暴风搞的我们停电了 RALPH: The lights! The lights went out from the storm.
好吧，谁身上有宝石或是银器的 Okay, if anyone has any jewelry or silverware on them,
- 离窗户远一点 – 为什么？ - stay away from the windows. - Why? Why?
好吧，我们用叉子吃中餐，他冒出火花 ZELDA: Well, we were eating Chinese food with forks, and he sparked.
- 差点轰了这栋房子 – 因为吃中餐？ - Almost blew up the house! - From Chinese food?
不，不，是因为金属 ZELDA: No, no, no. From the metal.
我去拿些蜡烛过来 (STAMMERING) I'm gonna get some candles.
看到没，他被雷劈了三次 See, he's been struck by lightning three times,
他已经变成一根导管了 which officially makes him a conduit.
告诉她什么是导管 Tell her what a conduit is.
不用，我知道导管是什么 No, I know what a conduit is.
好吧 Okay. Okay.
(SUIT SQUEAKING)
你觉得如何？ How do you feel?
我明显感到体内有些变化 BOUSCHE: I had the distinct feeling that I was in movement.
你知道邪恶运动吗？ Do you know blackness movement?
这会持续多久？ How long did it last?
拉夫，当你在其他空间上运行的时候 Ralph, when you're moving through other dimensions,
你不能用以前的方式计算时间 you can't measure time in an earthly way.
好吧，嗨 Okay. Hi.
你能等到在孤岛上再讲你的 Is there any possibility you can take your campfire tales
营火故事吗？ to another more isolated part of the house?
不，伊莫金，这是正中央 No, Imogene. This is the center.
只有这里乔治才会安全 It's the only place George is safe.
好吧，现在讲完你的故事 All right, now, just go ahead and finish your story.
电流几乎刺激了我身上的每一根毛发 BOUSCHE: The electricity had vaporized nearly every hair on my body.
花了我一年半我的眉毛才恢复 It took me a year and a half to grow my eyebrows back.
当地的居民准备把我 And the local villagers were able to
放在大象的身上 hoist me up on top of the elephant,
最后 and at the end,
- 我辈宣告死亡了 - I was pronounced dead. - (IMOGENE SCOFFS)
(WEEPING)
(SOBBING)
嗨，你好，邓肯先生有空吗？ Hi, yes. Is there an M. Duncan available, please?
我的手提包呢？ BOUSCHE: My briefcase?
我的手提包呢？ Where's my briefcase?
一直都在衣橱里，亲爱的 It's in the closet, honey, like always.
你们知道他是个世界著名的作家 Oh, well, do you know if he's a world-renowned author
和早期殖民地的专家吗？ and an expert on the early colonial period?
你确定路上不需要什么？ Are you sure you don't want something for the road?
不，“殖民地”？ IMOGENE: No, "colonial"?
不 No.
喂？ Hello?
我不想要背负太多 I don't want to get weighed down.
不，我必须保持精神才行 No. I got to keep light on my toes.
好吧，要小心，小布 All right, don't forget to be careful, Bubba.
应该跟罗马尼亚人说 Somebody should tell those Romanians that.
我等下帮你做些吃的，你要什么？ I'll make you something for later. What do you want?
火鸡起司？还是？ Turkey cheese? Huh?
大份蛋黄酱？ Extra mayo?
- 好吧 – 注意点，小布 BOUSCHE: Yeah. ZELDA: Be careful, Bubba.
他要去哪里？ Where's he going?
拉夫，你知道你不能问，甜心，这是秘密行动 Ralph, you know you can't ask that, honey. It's a secret mission.
- 他要去跟别的女人上床 – 喔 - He's going to have sex with another woman. - ZELDA: Oh!
别烦我了 Don't start with me!
妈，那个家伙是个诈欺犯 Mom, the guy is a compulsive liar.
你真的相信什么CIA的鬼话？ You really believe all that CIA shit?
我是说，他跟我们说他是穿越时光的武士 I mean, he told us he's a time-traveling samurai.
乔治不会说谎，他只是生活的很不一样，听起来很像谎言 George doesn't lie. He's just lived a life so exciting it sounds made up.
因为他就在说谎 That's because it is!
伊莫金，我可以… Imogene. Um, can I...
他从不骗人，他从不会骗我 He doesn't lie. He never lied to me.
你今天要做什么吗？ Are you doing anything today?
呃，我不知道，怎么了？ Uh, I don't know. Why?
我只是想，你可以协助我做我的终极计划吗？ I was just wondering if you could help me with my ultimate... My ultimate plan.
- 什么？终极计划？ - 对，这个 - What? Ultimate plan? - Yeah, this.
这是我，好吗？ That's me, okay?
- 这是你，- 嗯哼 - This is gonna be you. - Uh-huh.
你要帮我吗？ And you're gonna do it?
你会，好，很好，太好了，好吧 You'll do it. Okay. Great, great. Okay.
那就是她，她就在那里 RALPH: That's her. That's her right there.
那是她，不要看，不要看，不要看 That's her. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
看着我 Back at me.
我们是一个优秀的团队，对吧？ We're a good pair, right?
你确定这会有效吗？ Are you sure this is going to work?
要是她们发现我们是一伙的？ What if she finds out we're related?
那又会怎样？ How would that happen?
要是她看到照片怎么办？ What if she sees a photograph?
我会把你的脸剪掉 I'll cut out your face.
伊莫金，听着，我会给你20元美金 Imogene! Look, I'll give you $20.
不，不，不，不用 No, no, no, no.
等一下再给我 Just give it to me later.
你要去了吗？你现在要去了吗？ Are you going now'? You're going right now?
好吧 Okay-
嗨 Hi.
嘿 Hey.
需要什么吗？ Can I help you?
呃，对，拉夫邓肯介绍我来找你 Um, yeah, Ralph Duncan referred me to you.
- 喔，是吗？ - 他说来你的 - Oh, yeah? - He said to check out
画脸店 your glitter expression.
他太贴心了 That's sweet of him.
嘿 Hey.
你需要什么证明吗？ Do you want a demonstration?
喔，我不需要… Oh, I don't...
你想要参观一下吗？ Do you want to look around?
仔细看，不用紧张 Peruse. No pressure.
你知道我是怎么认识拉夫的吗？ So, do you want to know howl know Ralph?
什么？你们是，亲戚还是什么？ What? Are you guys, like, related or something?
恶！不！ Ew! Ugh!
恶心，我很喜欢他 Gross. I'm so attracted to him.
所以我才会这么说，因为要是我们是亲戚就很诡异 That's why I'm saying that, because that'd be creepy.
喔，你们在一起罗？ Oh. So did you guys hook up?
没有 No.
- 虽然我祈祷过很多次， - 是吗？ - Though I've prayed about it. Many times. - Mmm-hmm.
有幻想过 Had graphic fantasies.
真的幻想过 Real graphic stuff.
你知道，他给我小螃蟹 You know, he gave me crabs.
喔，你是想让我嫉妒吗？ Oh, you trying to make me jealous?
- 不，不是那些螃蟹 – 不，我知道 - No, not like those crabs. - No, I know.
过来看 Come see.
是啊，对，嗯哼 Right. Yeah. Uh-huh.
喔，对啊，真可爱 Oh, yeah. Cute.
那你决定好你想要涂上什么了吗？ So, do you know what you want your glitter expression to be,
或者是你要我让我决定？ or do you want me to do an assessment?
喔，呃… Oh, um...
什么才是最好的图样？ What is a glitter expression, exactly?
你知道，我经常在思考 You see, I like to think of glitter
能让你自我发光的图案 as your alter-ego shining through.
就像是你内心发出的小小灵感 It's like a sparkly expression of who you are on the inside.
喔，我从没这样想过 Oh. I never thought of it like that.
例如，我的男朋友 Like, for instance, on my boyfriend,
他很喜欢飞机， he's really into the Jets, right?
所以他总是在我脸上画飞机 So he always has me paint one on his face.
你有男朋友？ You have a boyfriend?
对啊，杰森‧戴皮诺 Yeah. Jason DelPino.
- 怎么了，你认识他？ - 没有，没有 - Why, you know him? - No. No.
好吧，既然你不知道你要 Right, so since you don't know what
在脸上涂上什么图样 you want your glitter expression to be,
我要吸收一下你的能量 I'm just gonna absorb your energy for a second,
这样我就能读出你的内心 and that way I can paint something that best describes
而知道你想要的 who you are on the inside.
喔，我想要杯子蛋糕就好 Oh, I can just get the cupcake.
(INDISTINCT)
(HUMMING)
伊莫金，这毫无道理 RALPH: Imogene, that doesn't make any sense.
爱丽森，我们在工作的时候总是在聊天 Allyson, she talks to me when we're at work.
还有一次她问我绝不觉得她很辣 And one time she even asked me if I thought she looked hot.
我打赌要是她没有男朋友她会爱上你的 I bet if she didn't have a boyfriend she'd be into it.
如果她真的喜欢我，我们最后还是会在一起 If she really liked me, she would have an affair.
也许爱丽森不是这种人 Maybe Allyson isn't the kind of person
谁能理解特殊而又 who can recognize and appreciate
唯一的你呢 how special and unique you are.
她是我除了我妈认识的第二个女生 She's the only girl I know besides Mom.
也许是时候你该考虑 Well, maybe it's time you start thinking
离木栈区更远的地方了 about going farther than the boardwalk.
有永一些新的经历 Having new experiences,
认识一些跟你有共同兴趣的人 and meeting people with whom you share things in common.
我应该跟什么样的人分享我的兴趣？ What kind of people would I share things in common with?
也许雅克-伊夫•库斯托(海洋生物探险家)有个孙女或是什么 Maybe Jacques Cousteau has a granddaughter or something.
我暂时想不到，但是我敢说 I don't know off the top of my head, but all I'm saying is
你还没有经历过整个世界 there's a whole world out there that you've never experienced.
你真的觉得值得我去体验吗？ You really think it's worth experiencing?
有时候 Sometimes.
小甜甜布兰妮的“Baby One More Time” (GIRL SINGING '90S POP SONG)
现在，下一组明星要上台 So now, our next group really got it goin' on!
美国本土明星 The original American superstars.
就是… The... The... The... The...
新好男孩！！ Backstreet Boys!
(CHEERING)
新好男孩的“Everybody” (POP SONG PLAYING)
朋友们，超级男孩 EMCEE: My homeboys. The Backstreet Boys.
嘿 Hey.
我真不敢相信你来了，你觉得如何 I can't believe you made it. What did you think?
呃… Um...
很有趣，很有趣 it was fun. It was fun.
你画完妆看起来很不一样 You look so different with makeup on.
这很不错，我想 Well, that's good, I think.
我可不想要看起来 I wouldn't want a face that looks like
都像是一直在化妆的脸，好吗？ I'm wearing makeup all the time, right?
呃，听着，说真的，谢谢你到这里 Um, listen, seriously, thank you so much for coming.
我非常感谢 I really appreciate it.
我想加你大概有19个人吧 I think you actually brought the head-count up to like 19.
这真的很棒 Which is pretty cool.
好吧，没问题，我欠你的，现在我们扯平了 Yeah. No problem. I owed you one. So now we're even forever.
永远扯平 Forever.
嘿，李，你要跟我们一起去吗？ Hey, Lee. Are you coming out with us?
大概吧 LEE: Maybe.
我希望你去 I hope so.
嘿 Hey.
好吧，小甜甜布兰妮和克莉丝汀是同一个人吗？ Okay, were Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera the same person?
没错，一模一样 Yeah, they totally were.
我就知道 I knew it!
那你接下来，要做什么？ So, what do you, uh, feel like doing?
呃，嗯，我可能要回去 Um, well, I'm probably just gonna head back
然后找我爸… and try to find my dad some more...
现在11点了，你确定吗？ It's like 11:00, you sure about that?
你应该跟我们一起去 You should come out with us.
喔，老天，听起来很不错，但是我真的要回去了 Oh, gosh, that sounds like fun. But I really should head back.
我不想让我妈太担心 And I don't want my mom to worry.
哇喔 Wow.
这真的很可悲 That's really sad,
你身为一个作家竟然只能想出这样的藉口 because you're a writer and that's the best excuse you can come up with.
好吧，听着，老实说，我没有什么心情出去 All right, look, to be honest, I don't really feel like going out.
而且，我不喝酒 And in addition to that, I don't drink,
你跟我之间其实也不是很熟 and you and I don't really know each other well enough
所以在一起也不一定会很有趣 to determine whether we would even have fun in a social setting together.
而且，我们都不是同一个世代的人 And, we're practically from different generations.
你说的对，你说的对，我同意这一点 You're right. No, you're right, I agree with you there.
我是说，上天不让我们出去，我也说了一些很鳖脚的话 I mean, God forbid we went out and I said something that was really lame
你也觉得我很难堪 and you felt embarrassed for me,
我们又没什么共同语言 and we had nothing to talk about.
- 这会一团遭 – 没错 - It'd be messy. - Yeah.
我是说，我不会变的消极 I mean, I'm not being negative,
我只是再说一个可能性的存在 I'm just saying the possibility certainly exists,
如果我们不承认这点我们就太鲁莽了 and for us not to acknowledge that would be reckless.
是，我同意，我想这太鲁莽了 No, I agree. I think it would be reckless.
我想如果我们真的做了的话 I think if we did that we'd probably
我们会帽上很大的风险 be taking like a gigantic risk.
- 当然 – 我同意 - For sure. - I agree.
好吧 Okay-
一会儿见 See you later.
但是关于这件事，我才不管 But the thing about that is, um, I don't give a shit.
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
抱歉这地方太吵了 I'm sorry this place is so loud,
但是这表示个好兆头，我的朋友都在 but that's a good sign. All my friends are here.
嘿 Hey!
- 你想要跳舞吗？ - 不，谢了 - You wanna dance? - No, thank you!
嘿 LEE: Hey.
好吧，看看谁来了 CHARLOTTE: Well, well. Look who finally made it.
很好，这是尼克，这是露西 All right, so this is Nick, that's Lucy,
夏绿蒂，安东尼欧，雪莉和维若妮卡 Charlotte, Antonio, Sherry and Veronica.
各位，这是伊莫金 Guys, this is Imogene.
- 大家好 – 呦 - Hello. - Yo!
喔，我的天啊，我想我妈也有一件这样的背心 Oh, my God. I think my mom had that same vest!
酷 Cool.
那你们是怎么认识的 So, how do you guys know each other?
透过她的家人介绍 Uh, through her family.
喔，她是你阿姨吗？ Oh, is she, like, your aunt?
不 No.
你要喝一杯吗？ Do you want a drink?
夏绿蒂，你们要喝什么吗？ Charlotte, you guys want a drink?
你想要喝水还是苏打水，或是别的？ You want a water, soda, something?
圣沛黎洛矿泉水 Pellegrino.
嘿，哩，我去拿威士忌和可乐 Hey, Lee, I'll take another Jack and Coke now,
我很快就回来 and I'll get you back later.
你知道，我也想要一杯长岛冰茶 You know, I'm gonna have a Long Island Iced Tea, too.
- 大杯的 – 喔 - A large. - Oh.
我以为你不喝酒？ I thought that you didn't drink?
拜托，老兄，你听到女士说的了 Come on, man. You heard what the lady said.
给她来点酒吧 Get her some alcohol.
对啊，你听到女士说的了，给我一些酒 Yeah, you heard what the lady said. Get me some alcohol.
呃…好吧，很好 Um... Okay, great.
好吧 All right.
(GIRL WHOOPING)
这地方的灯光很炫 This place has crazy lights.
我感觉我燃烧起来了，我的思考变的很慢 IMOGENE: I feel like I'm on fire, but my thoughts are really slow.
怎样才能停下来 How do you make it stop?
喝多一点 Drink more.
好吧，我们去跳舞，来吧 Okay, let's go dance. Come on.
- 我不想在这里跳舞 – 来吧 - I don't want to dance here. - Come on.
我不喜欢这首歌 I don't like this song.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
我应该多喝一点 I should drink more.
大家都很好 (CHUCKLING) Everyone is so nice.
我知道，对吧 I know, right?
我都忘记跟一般人出去玩 And I forgot that hanging out with regular people
可以有一些这么迷人的经验 could be such an enthralling experience.
我想要扩大我的社交圈了 I feel like I want to expand my social circle
来个美甲或是什么 and get, like, acrylic nails or something.
不，不，不要美甲 No, no. No acrylic nails.
好吧，说真的 Okay, seriously.
- 你真的读过耶鲁？ - 没错 - Did you go to Yale? - Yeah.
我真的读过，我去过耶鲁 I really did. I went to Yale.
好吧，那你学什么？ Okay, what did you study?
我主修音乐和法国历史 I majored in music and French history.
我大四那一年参加了Whiffenpoof And my senior year I was a Whiffenpoof.
- 什么？ - 你没听过Whiffenpoof (耶鲁大学的合唱团)？ - A what? - You never heard of the Whiffenpoofs.
那才不是…你在乱掰 That is not... You're making up groups.
你真的没听过Whiffenpoof？ You never heard of the Whiffenpoofs?
不，因为那不是真的 No, that's not a real thing!
这绝对是……好吧 That is absolute... All right.
(CLEARING THROAT)
(SINGING COLLEGE GROUP SONG)
好吧，我唱错歌词了，无所谓 Okay, I'm getting the parts wrong, it doesn't matter.
如果戴上手套和穿礼服会好一点 It's better with the gloves and the tuxedo.
- 我要上去 – 喔 - I'm coming up. - Oh!
(SINGING '90S POP SONG)
我知道了，我知道了，这很有趣，喔 I get it. I get it. That's very funny. Oh!
好吧 (CHUCKLING) Okay.
如果站上面我会掉下来 I'm gonna fall if I stand on that.
你要坐着 You're gonna sit.
(CHUCKLING)
你真棒 You're so good!
你是，你是很棒的歌手 You are. You're such a great singer.
为什么你要在那种鬼地方上班？ Why are you working in that shithole?
因为鬼地方付我钱 Because that shithole pays me.
我想…我想你可以更出名 I think... I think you should be famous.
我想你也可以更有名 I think you should be famous, too.
我是啊 I do.
我差一点 I almost was.
有一点 Kind of.
没人要你停笔 Well, no one told you to stop writing.
我想你就跟以前一样棒 I think you're just as good now as you were then.
你根本不知道你在说什么 You don't know what you're talking about.
事实上我知道 Actually, I do.
我知道我在说什么 I do know what I'm talking about,
因为我找到了你的藏宝洞 because I found your secret hole.
- 什么？ - 对啊，你的藏宝洞 - Excuse me? - Yeah, your secret hole.
就在你的房间里，书桌后面的墙上 Behind your bureau, in your wall, in your room.
我… (CHUCKLES) I...
我在整理东西，我找到一堆你写的剧本 I was moving stuff, and I just found a bunch of your plays.
什么，你发现我的藏宝洞，还找到了我的剧本 What? You went into my secret hole and you found my plays,
而且你没问我就读了？ and you read them without even asking me?
- 我只是想知道那是什么 – 那很私人欸 - I was just trying to see what it was. - That's private.
- 我很抱歉 – 你不能看别人的东西 - I'm sorry. - You don't read other people's stuff
那东西藏在墙上，如果有东西在墙上，就表示你不能看 they keep in the wall. If it's in the wall, it means don't read it.
好吧，听着，冷静，听我说 Okay, listen, calm down, hear me out.
我只是看了看是什么 I just went to go see what it was,
然后我看到那些很精彩的剧本 and I ended up staying up all night
看得我彻夜未眠，那是有关你变成一个女人 reading this great play about you becoming a woman.
那叫什么？ What was it called?
伊莫金的经期 Imogene's Period.
(SIGHING)
写的好吗？ Was it good?
非常好 Yeah.
真的很好 It really was.
我很喜欢，我想… I really liked it. I think...
我想你是天生的作家 I think you were born to be a writer.
等等，等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
你的床单干净吗？ Are your sheets clean?
你说什么？ What do you mean?
你在上面做爱过吗？ Did you have sex in them?
- 只有跟我自己 – 恶 - Only with myself. - Ew.
感觉很好 That feels good.
你要去哪… Where are you...
(IMOGEN E MOANING)
(CRYING OUT)
(GROANING)
我想我要死了 I feel like I am dying.
我想是因为你喝多了 I think that's because you're hungover.
这会持续多久？ How long does this last?
我不知道 I don't know.
有时候吃些麦当劳会好一些 Sometimes it helps if you eat McDonald's.
(EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK)
- 老天 - 布希一直没回来 - Jesus. - The Bousche never came home.
呃…等等，什么？ Uh... Wait. What?
他昨天早上走的 He left yesterday morning.
我替他做了三明治，他一直没回来 I made him a sandwich, he never came back.
- 他有说他要去哪里吗？ - 什么？ - Did he say where he was going? - ZELDA: What?
喔，老天，你的声音就像是燃烧的刀子一样滑过我的头骨 IMOGENE: Oh, God. Your voice is like burning knives through my skull.
伊莫金？ Imogene?
喔！ Oh!
- (关门) - 你们做爱了？ - (DOOR CLOSES) - Did you guys have sex?
谢谢你 (WHISPERING) Thank you.
(RETCHING)
呃，听着，呃… Um, listen, uh...
今天星期几？ What day is it?
星期四 It's Thursday.
该死，我的天啊 Shit! Oh, my God!
今天是黛拉的新书发表会 It's Dara's book party!
我只是想搞清楚，那就是不让你 Just to clarify, this is the girl that
住她家的那个女孩吗？ wouldn't let you into her apartment, right?
如果我今晚没参加的话，大家会开始怀疑 If I don't go to this thing tonight, people are going to speculate
我的精神状态并且发生什么事 about my mental state and what happened.
我得要去那里，证明我精神正常 And I need to go there, and prove to them that I am sane
而且我可以控制我的人生 and that I am in control of my life.
- 好吧，我们走 – 什么？ - All right, let's go. - What?
对啊，我载你去 Yeah, I'll take you.
我只是想搞清楚，你是说，像约会一样？ Just to clarify. You mean, like, as my date?
呃，就类似约会 Uh, a date impersonator.
(WHISTLES)
看看你 Look at you.
女士优先 After you.
等等，等等 Wait! Wait!
我要跟你一起去 I'm coming with you.
什么？ What?
妈说你要去纽约 Mom said you're going to New York.
你知道会离开木栈道，对吧？ You know that it's past the boardwalk though, right?
我想我准备好了 I think I'm ready.
(RETCHING)
你确定你知道怎么回来吗？ You sure you know how to get back?
没错，这就是为什么我戴着我的GPS手表 Yes, that's why I have my GPS watch.
我们之后在这里见，北纬45.2度，东经79.3度 I'll meet you right here, 45.2 degrees north by 79.3 degrees west.
在7:30 At 7:30.
你确定你要戴着这个壳一起走吗？ So you're sure you want to bring this shell-thing with you?
还有什么地方比纽约更适合试用这个呢 What better place to try it out than New York City?
- 好吧，祝你好运 – 谢谢 - Well, good luck. - Thank you.
- 小心一点 – 好 - Be careful. - Yeah.
注意你的前方 IMOGENE: Just watch where you're going.
- 他会没事的 - He'll be fine. - (CAR HONKING)
好 RALPH: Yeah.
喔 Oh!
(BARKING)
喔 Ow!
(INDISTINCT)
“我找到真命天子” LEE". "I Found the One."
你读过了吗？ Did you read it?
我帮忙写的 I helped write it.
那这一定非常棒 Then it's gotta be good.
这跟那没关系，她叔叔拥有一间出版社，所以… It doesn't really matter. Her uncle owns the publishing company, so...
嗯，很好，老式的裙带关系 Hmm. Good, old-fashioned nepotism.
- 嗨， - 嗨，你好吗？ - Hi. - Hi, how are you?
嘿，我在跟你说话 Hey! I'm talking to you.
里面是什么？ What's inside of it?
- 我在…我会进去里面 – 什么？ - I'm the... I go inside of it. - What?
喔，我的天啊，嘿，各位！ Oh, my God! 'Hey guys!
伊莫金！真是惊喜 Imogene! What a surprise!
这是很有趣的穿着 That's an interesting dress.
我不知道为什么我的出现会是惊喜 I hardly know why my presence would be a surprise,
我一个月前就说过我会出席 I confirmed over a month ago.
当然，当然 Of course, of course!
我们只是…在想你今晚可能不会出现 We just... We were concerned that you might not be here tonight.
- 但是你来了 – 耶 - But you are. - Yay!
这太棒了 It's wonderful.
我要去酒吧那边 I'm going to go to the bar.
长岛冰茶吗？ Long Island Iced Tea?
真有趣 Very funny.
好吧，大家都在这里吗？ So, is everyone here?
对，大家都在 HANNAH: Yes. Everyone.
安纳贝尔和乔治在和大卫希德利斯讲话 Anabelle and George are talking to David Sedaris.
我想我看到彼得了 And I think I saw Peter.
等等，什么？ Wait. What?
- 喔 - 彼得在这里？ - Oh. - Peter's here?
不，事实上，我刚看到他… (STAMMERING) No, actually I just saw him...
不 No.
喔，我的天啊，他在那，就是他 IMOGENE: Oh, my God, it's him. He is here.
我忘了，我忘了 I forgot. I forgot!
彼得？ IMOGEN E: Peter?
- 喔！ -伊莫金？ - Oh! - Imogene.
他们跟我说你今晚不会出现 They told me that you weren't going to be here tonight.
怎么了，我差点快死了而你不打算再跟我说话？ So, what'? I almost die and you just aren't going to talk to me again?
他们不会让你去花园抽烟 (FRENCH ACCENT) They won't let you go to the garden to smoke,
你能相信吗？ can you believe?
我不相信，这… I can't, that's...
- 这太糟了 – 你好 - That's terrible. - Hello.
这是古味苏打水 This is club soda with bitters.
这对你的胃会好一些 It'll be good for your stomach.
你在开玩笑吗？ IMOGENE: Are you joking?
你怎么可以跟一个人住 How do you live with someone
然后又带着一个随便的模特儿出现在她朋友的派对上？ and show up at a friend's party with some random model!
- 什么随便？ - 给我几分钟 - What's random? - Just give me a second here.
她不是什么随便的女人，好吗？ She's not random, okay?
我们的父母暑假的时候都会在普罗旺斯住 Our parents summer together in Provence.
我死了你也不会关心，是吗？ You wouldn't have even cared if I died, would you?
喔，我的天啊，你会非常开心 Oh, my God. You would be happy.
你死了我会很难过，好吗？ I would not be happy if you died, okay?
这就是为什么我叫黛拉去看看你 That's why I asked Dara to go check on you.
等等，什么？ Wait. What?
嘿！ Hey!
嗨，哇喔 Hi. Wow.
你知道彼得不会来而且你不跟我说？ You knew Peter wasn't coming and you didn't tell me?
你怎么能做这种事？ How could you do that?
你是伊莫金‧邓肯吗？ MAN: Are you Imogene Duncan?
没错 Yeah.
拉夫，你还好吗？怎么了？ Ralph, are you okay? What happened?
你认识这个男人吗？ How do you know this man?
他是我的弟弟 He's my brother.
让他离街道远一点 OFFICER 2: Keep him off the street, please.
他差点要进关塔那摩(监狱) He almost ended up in Gitmo.
他拿了什么垃圾到我的派对来？ What is that junk he just dragged into my party?
那是他自己设计和制造的 That is a man-made replica of an exoskeleton
骨骼复制品 that he designed and constructed by himself.
我要说的不只这些 Which is more than I could ever say for you!
好吧 Okay-
不，别走开 No, don't walk away.
你为什么不能诚实一点？ How could you not be honest with me?
因为如果我说了，会变成我的工作，好吗？伊莫金 Because if I did that it would be a full time job, all right, Imogene?
- 你那是什么意思？ -伊莫金，算了吧 - What is that supposed to mean? - Imogene, let it go.
我想黛拉说的是有时候你看起来很悲伤 I think what Dara means is sometimes you seem sad.
不，汉娜，那不是我的意思 No, Hannah, that's not what I meant.
你要注意你是在跟谁说话 You need to be very careful about who you speak to like that,
因为你在这里的唯一原因 because the only reason why you're here right now,
还有认识这些人，都是因为我 and know all of these people, is because of me.
你认为你自己属于这里，这都是一个幻想 And you're living in a fantasy world if you think you belong here.
现在她要哭了 And now she's gonna cry.
快点，伊莫金，进去吧 Hurry, Imogene. Get in here.
- 进去这个保护壳 – 不，我没关系，拉夫 - Get in the shell. - No, it's okay, Ralph.
你的书还不是你自己写的 You didn't even write your own book.
你以为我在乎你的想法吗？我根本不知道你是怎么进来的 Like I care what you think? I don't even know how you got in here.
我是跟伊莫金一起来的 I came here with Imogene.
我很抱歉发生这种事， 你看的出来，她有点神智不正常 (SPEAKING FRENCH)
伊莫金，等等 Imogene, wait.
- 她需要帮助 -你穿的这身衣服让你的屁股看起来很大 (SPEAKING FRENCH)
干你娘！ (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
我在中国城学来的 Picked that up in Chinatown.
伊莫金？ Imogene?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
(SNIFFLING)
就像是… It's just like...
你花了这么多时间专注一件事 You spend so long staring at one thing.
然后有一天，所有的事情都进到你的视线 And then, one day everything else comes into view
就像是这样，我只是个大笑话 and there you are. I'm like a big joke.
不，听着，嘿，她们是混蛋 No, look, hey, they're assholes.
你以为我没跟那种人打过交道吗？ You think I've never had to deal with people like that?
我念大学的时候到处都是这种人 I was inundated with all that bullshit my entire time in college.
我等不及毕业 I couldn't wait to get out.
至少你现在有地方待着 Well, at least you had somewhere to go.
10021，纽约州，纽约市，萨顿834号 834 Sutton Place. New York, New York, 10021.
爸就住在这里 Dad lives there.
谢谢 Thanks.
噢，小事情，我不介意开车送你们 Ah, it's not a problem. I don't mind the drive.
不，我的意思是谢谢你这一切 No. I just mean thank you.
喔 Oh.
当然 Of course.
祝你们好运 Good luck.
嗨，我们想见麦斯威尔‧P‧邓肯 RALPH: Hi. We're here to see Maxwell P. Duncan.
我该跟他怎么称呼你们两位 And who should I say you are?
他的孩子 His children.
请稍后 Just a moment, please.
你们怎么知道我还活着？ MAN: How did you find out I was still alive?
你死去后两个星期 Two weeks after you died,
我在A&P看到你在买牙膏 I saw you buying toothpaste at the A&P.
然后我21岁的时候 And then, when I turned 21,
我用我的生日奖金请了私家侦探 I hired a private investigator with my birthday money.
所以你一直都知道？ So you've known all this time?
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
但是你之前从来没有试着跟我联络 But you didn't try to contact me before.
我在等我的姊姊回家 I was waiting for my sister to come home.
好吧，请上楼 Well, please come up.
你可以帮我看着那个好吗？ Could you keep an eye on that for me, please?
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
你觉得我们应该拥抱吗？ Do you think we should hug?
没问题 Sure.
- 你们的母亲知道你们在这里吗？ - 不 - Does your mother know you're here? - No.
她很讨厌你，她叫我们不要来这里 She's mad at you. She told us, you know, not to come.
喔，好精致 Oh, how exquisite.
那是乔瑟夫‧卡图的作品吗？ Is this a Joseph Kato?
喔，是的，那是 Oh, yes, it is.
已经收藏在我妻子的家庭中非常多年了 It's been in my wife's family for years.
(CLEARS THROAT)
喔，对了，维吉妮亚，这是我的小孩 Oh, yes, Virginia. These are my children.
她是伊莫金 This is Imogene.
荣幸见到你 A pleasure.
这是… And this...
- 这是拉夫 – 拉夫 - This is Ralph. - Ralph.
- 你好 – 你好，拉夫 - Hello. - Hello, Ralph.
你知道我们吗？ Did you know that we were alive?
事实上，不知道 Actually, no.
好吧 Okay-
如果你想要喝，我可以帮你弄一杯 I can get you one of your own, if you'd like.
好的，麻烦你 Yes, please.
你们有没有一起生产后代？ Have you produced any offspring together?
不，我们没办法 VIRGINIA: No. We can't.
我有个问题 I have a condition.
哪一个？ Which one?
维吉妮亚是古根汉博物馆的董事 Virginia is on the board of trustees at the Guggenheim.
喔，古根汉，是我目前最喜欢的 Oh, the Guggenheim is, by far, my favorite.
我去那边看过三次康定斯基的抽象画展 I've seen the Kandinsky exhibit there three times.
(RETCHING)
我开始读你关于美国农村的书 I started reading your book on agrarian America,
我完全不知道朝圣者都在酗酒 and I had no idea that the Pilgrims were alcoholics.
喔，没错，没错，这是真的 Oh, yes. Yes, it's true.
他们把啤酒当作酒来喝 They preferred the taste of beer to water,
也因为他们酒后乱性 thus contributing to their notorious
而导致于恶名昭彰 legacy of being drunk sodomists.
你知道谁发明南瓜派吗？ Do you know who invented pumpkin pie?
喔，我想信…就是朝圣者 Oh, I believe it... It was the Pilgrims.
所以那些乱交者发明了南瓜派？ So sodomists invented pumpkin pie?
明显是 Evidently.
但是南瓜派是好东西， But it's got such a nice image, pumpkin pie.
- 拉夫 – 那很好吃 - Ralph. - It's delicious.
你要不要说说你自己呢？ Why don't you tell us about you?
我很乐意，我叫做拉夫‧邓肯 I'd be happy to. My name is Ralph Duncan,
我是个发明家 I'm an inventor.
我主要研究人体的自我保护 My main focus is the science of physical self-preservation.
- 谢谢 – 基于软件动物的外骨骼 - Yes, please. - Based on the exoskeletons of mollusks.
伊莫金，你为什么不说说你自己？ Imogene, why don't you tell us something about yourself?
伊莫金邓肯没有结婚对象 Imogene Duncan doesn't have anyone to marry.
她现在也没有地方住 She doesn't have anywhere to live right now.
她所有的钱都没了 And all of her stuff is gone,
除了这件鬼东西 except for this piece of shit.
但是她以前是个作家 But she used to be a writer.
她以前都写些什么？ And what did she used to write?
她写了她一些东西，欺骗别人 She could write the kind of stuff that could trick people
让大家都以为她是真实的 into thinking she was the real deal.
直到大家知道我只是个演名不符实的人 Until they realized that I was just an impersonator.
这碗汤有一个非常非常奇怪的味道 There is a very, very odd taste to this soup.
我尝不出来 And I can't catch it.
肉桂吗？ Cinnamon?
不，比较像是香草类 No. It's an herb.
我要去躺个两分钟，失陪 I'm gonna go lay down for two minutes. Excuse me.
是姜黄吗？姜黄？ Turmeric? Turmeric?
好可怜，她酗酒的问题有多久了？ It's so sad. How long has she had her drinking problem?
两天吧 Like two days.
36CXY电台，播送80，90年代最性感挑逗的音乐 RADIO DJ: 36CXY, playing the sexiest music from the '80s, '90s and today.
还记得这首吗？ Remember this one?
(90'S POP SONG PLAYING)
(TURNS OFF RADIO)
(GROANING SOFTLY)
你知道，当我第一次见到你母亲 You know, when I first met your mother,
我想她是我见过最性感的尤物 I thought she was the sexiest thing I'd ever seen.
喔，她站在舞台上，穿着短少的衣服跳舞 Oh, she was up on stage, dancing in her little costume.
你是说妈以前是个脱衣舞娘？ Are you saying Mom was a stripper?
喔，那个时候她们都称呼做摇摆舞 Well, back then they were called Go-Go dancers.
我从来没见过像她这样的尤物 And I had never seen anything like her.
我是说她才19岁，从大学辍学 I mean, she was 19, a college dropout.
我刚退伍，你知道 I had just gotten out of the Army, and, you know,
我们刚结婚的时候，她离开并且怀孕 when we first got married, she went and got pregnant
从来没有问过我 and never even asked me.
我那时候开始怀疑我是否真的爱她 I was just beginning to wonder if I even loved her or not.
我那时才21岁 I was 21!
你能理解我的感触有多深吗？ Can you even comprehend how that must have felt?
你跟她在一起的时候很快乐吗？ Were you ever happy with her?
听着，我试过了，好吗？ 没有什么好做的了 Look, I tried. Okay? There was simply nothing to be done.
她想要在大西洋城生活，我想要更多 She wanted Ocean City, and I needed more than that.
你为什么不带我们一起走？ Why didn't you just take us with you?
我在旅行的时候怎么带你们？ What about when I was traveling?
你们一定会很讨厌我 You would have grown to resent me.
而且这对我们都不公平？ And that wouldn't have been fair for any of us.
所以你觉得假装我们不存在就很公平了？ So, you thought it was fair to just pretend like we didn't exist?
难道你这样不会更爱我吗？ Didn't you love me more that way?
你有想我们吗？ Didn't you miss us?
你们还小，我几乎不认识你们 You were children, I barely knew you.
我是说，跟你们现在是大人不一样 I mean, it's not like you were fully-formed people.
我坦白说，你真的能说 I mean, honestly, can you actually say
你真的知道我是谁吗？ that you really knew who I was?
你是我的父亲 You were my father.
我知道我一直爱着你 I knew that I loved you.
好吧，但你得承认，你的妈妈很… Yeah, well, you must admit, your mother was pretty...
她有她的怪癖 She has her eccentricities,
但是她靠她自己养活拉夫很不容易 but she didn't exactly have it easy raising Ralph by herself.
听着，我想要对你说 Look, I want to say something to you.
你能看着我吗？ Would you look at me?
很明显我身为父亲做的不够多 Obviously I wasn't much of a father.
而且我也能看到那个女人造成你们的 And I can see how that has done some collateral damage to you,
伤害 as a woman.
所以我现在会帮助你，你需要多少钱？ So let me help you now. How much money do you need?
如果你相信，你真的让我想到我自己 If you can believe it, you actually remind me a little bit of myself.
所以我想帮助你就像是帮助我自己，好吗？ So, I guess that me helping you is like me helping me, right?
你可以告诉我最近的厕所在哪里吗？ Can you just tell me where your nearest bathroom is?
好，就在楼下大厅，右手边第二个门 Yes, it's down the hall. Second door on your right.
- 抱歉 – 嗯哼 - Excuse me. - Mmm-hmm.
(GASPING)
我用棍子和石头打过这东西 RALPH: I've hit this thing with sticks, rocks.
我做过防风测试 I've subjected it to wind tests.
来吧，拉夫，我们要走了 Come on, Ralph, let's go.
- 我们要回家了 – 什么？ - We're going home. - What?
不，我想要向爸示范 No, I want to do a demonstration for Dad.
嗯，你下次再给他看，好吗？ Well, you can show him another time. Okay?
什么？不，我想要现在就给他看 What? No, I want to do it right now.
你不行，现在就要走了 You can't do it right now because we're leaving.
为什么我们要走？ Why are we leaving?
因为现在是时候要走了，拉夫 IMOGEN E: Because it's time to leave, Ralph.
他不想要看吗？ Doesn't he want to see it?
不 IMOGENE: No.
他不想要看 He doesn't want to see it.
你想要说一下吗？ Do you want to talk about it?
(DOOR OPENING)
小布？ Bubba?
嘿，只有我们 LEE: Hey. It's just us.
你们怎么了？ What happened to you?
爸糟透了 (TEARFULLY) Dad's a piece of shit.
你见过他了？ You saw him?
等等 Wait.
你这个笨壳 You are a stupid shell!
你是个笨，笨壳 You are a stupid, stupid shell!
(RALPH GRUNTING)
甜心 Honey.
- 你想要吃些什么吗？ - 不 - Do you want something to eat? - No!
伊莫金？ Imogene?
甜心 Honey.
我知道你为什么这么做 I get why you did it.
我知道你为什么说谎 I get why you lied.
亲爱的，告诉我发生什么事 Honey. Tell me what happened.
(SOBBING)
就把它当成是印象深刻吧 Let's just say it was underwhelming.
就像你说的一样 As you predicted.
(SNIFFLING)
你知道，呃，在武士的传统有个谚语 You know, urn, there's a saying in the samurai tradition.
布希跟我说的 The Bousche taught it to me.
就像是… It's something like,
“有时候你需要在树丛里” "Sometimes you need to see the snake"
“看到蛇你才会知道是真的” "in the bush to know it's really there."
你知道，也许我是错的 You know, maybe I was wrong.
也许你需要看到那条蛇 Maybe you needed to see the snake.
这是你道歉的方式吗？ Is that your version of an apology?
这个… Well...
如果我说我错了 if I say I'm sorry.
我会担心你会整个人发疯 Then I'm worried that you'll just get all mad
然后对我大喊破坏你的人生 and yell at me for ruining your life.
然后我感觉就像屎一样，然后我… And then I'll feel like shit. And I...
我就是没办法讨好你，伊莫金 I just can't win with you, Imogene.
好吧，也许就这么一次，你可以豁出去 Well, maybe, just this once, you can throw caution to the wind
试着说说看，然后看会发生什么事？ and try saying it anyway, and see what happens?
好吧， Well, okay.
呃… Um...
我猜我对你说谎我很抱歉 I guess I'm sorry, you know, for lying to you.
就算这是为了你好 Even though it was for your own good.
现在你知道我做的对 And now you can see I was right to do it.
- 谢谢你 – 好吧 - Thank you. - Okay.
那是我的蛙鞋 That's my flipper.
喔，我的天啊，我一直都在找这个 Oh, my God. I've been looking for this forever.
我希望另外一只在我的车厢内 I hope the other one's still in my trunk.
(DOOR OPENING)
喂，有人在家吗？ BOUSCHE: Hello! Is anyone home?
喔，老天，是乔治，他回来了 Oh, my God. It's George! He's back!
我就知道他会回来 I knew he would come back to me!
亲爱的？ Honey?
喔，我的天啊 Oh, my God!
喔，天啊，亲爱的 Oh, my God, honey.
我很担心你会发生什么事 I was so worried that something had happened to you.
我的三明治准备好了吗？ Is my sandwich ready?
当然，小甜心 Of course it is, sweetie.
我去拿给你 I'll get it for you.
苹果好吃吗？李？ BOUSCHE: How's that apple, Lee?
你想要吃洋芋片吗？ ZELDA: Do you want potato chips?
你有酸乳酪和洋葱吗？ MAN: Are they sour cream and onion?
(ZELDA SCREAMS)
喔，我的天啊 LEE: Oh, my God!
亲爱的 ZELDA: Honey!
阿曼多 Armando.
你想都别想 Don't even think about it.
不要开枪，我们会合作，好吗？ Don't shoot. We'll co-operate, all right?
给你 Here.
不要开枪 Don't shoot.
(WHIMPERING)
所有人到那边 Everyone in there!
你有带枪？ LEE: (WHISPERING) You have a gun?
那个红蠍不肯退休 (SPEAKING ROMANIAN)
你在说什么？ (WHISPERING) What the hell are you saying?
吗？ RALPH: Mom?
你再靠近就死定了 ARMANDO: Come any closer, you die!
不，亲爱的 No, honey!
(THUDDING)
(ZELDA SOBBING)
你怎么找到我的？ How did you find me?
我们被抢了，给他钱包吧 We're being robbed, just give him your purse.
(MOUTHING)
公事包在衣橱那边 The briefcase is in the closet over there.
那就是你要的，对吧 That's what you want, isn't it?
你到底是谁啊？ Who are you, man?
女士，你去帮我拿公事包 Lady, why don't you go get me the briefcase.
你以为你在安特卫普赢了，就没事吗？ BOUSCHE: You're still smarting over Antwerp, aren't you?
你以为同样的游戏在这边你就会赢？ You really think there's a game to be won here?
不要想要当英雄 ARMANDO: Don't try any heroics.
杀了我让他们走，他们什么都不知道 Just let them go and kill me. They don't know anything.
喔，你说的对 Oh, you're right.
除了他们看到我的长相，看到我拿的枪 Except maybe what I look like. What kind of a gun I have.
干脆我应该给他们我的地址 Maybe I should give them my mailing address, too,
这样我杀了他们以后 so after I kill them, (COCKING GUN)
他们还可以从地狱寄信给我 they can send me a postcard from hell!
(DOOR OPENING)
什么鬼东西？ What the fuck?
(YELLING)
快点去抢枪！ LEE: Somebody grab the gun!
(ZELDA SCREAMING)
今晚在大西洋城发生了令人震惊的消息 Shocking news in Ocean City tonight,
警方逮捕了一名国际杀手 where police arrested an international assassin
他用枪指着政府特工以及他的家人 for holding a government operative and his family at gunpoint.
然后，这个攻击事件受到阻止 However, the attack was thwarted
该家庭成员使用一个称做事人壳的装置 when a family member used a device known as the Human Shell...
- 呦 - 挣脱了被俘的情况 - Yo. - ...to overcome their captor.
嘿，闭嘴，闭嘴 Hey, shut up. Shut up!
蜜雪儿‧康那在现场报导 Michelle Connors is live now at the scene.
我认识这个人 I know this guy.
你好，保罗，我身边的是受害者，拉夫‧邓肯 Hi, Paul. I'm here with one of the victims, Ralph Duncan,
就是他发明这项人壳 who is also the inventor of the Human Shell.
喔，该死 Oh, shit.
嗯，我就是发明人壳的人 Well, I am the one who created the Human Shell,
可以在攻击下提供终极的人身保护 which is the ultimate protective barrier against bodily harm,
但事实上就是我姊姊救了我们 but really it was my sister who saved our family.
嘿，你们想要把镜头转到这边吗？ ZELDA: Hey, you guys want to get a shot of us over here?
你好，嘿，亲爱的 Hello. Hey, honey.
(CHUCKLING)
跟我们聊一下人壳吧 So tell us about the shell.
是的，蜜雪儿，我会告诉你人壳的一切 Yes, Michelle, I will tell you about the shell.
(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
这个人壳是我自己设计… The shell is a creation of mine...
所以他会带我走，对吧？ ZELDA: So he took me with him, right?
还有他们有这个机器你就可以赢得20元美金的金奖 And they have this machine where you can win a $20 gold piece.
我的第三次金奖是它打出的 And on my third try, it hit.
所以我要说我要花掉这些钱的事 So there I am, I'm talking about all the things I'm gonna spend it on.
还有我的祖母阻止我，然后他说 And my grandpa stops me and he says,
“喔，不，我不能花掉这笔钱，因为…” "Oh, no, I can't ever spend it because..."
呃… Um...
喔，该死，他说什么？ Oh, shit, what did he say?
妈，快点 Morn, come on.
好吧，好吧，好吧 Right, right, right.
他说 He says,
“我不能花掉这笔钱，因为只要这笔钱一直在我的口袋里” "I can't ever spend it because as long as I have it in my pocket,
“我就一直是赢家” "I will always be a winner."
所以我留了下来 So I kept it.
你要把这个给我？ You're giving it to me?
我们要把它当作传家之宝 We gotta keep it in the family.
妈 Mom.
人生就是短暂的一闪 Life is a brief flickering.
有时候黑暗是自找的 Well, sometimes the darkness is self-imposed.
指控你的女儿是个犯罪 And to accuse your daughter of a crime
可能的确是找到她的最好方法 may indeed be the best way to find her.
(APPLAUSE)
(CHEERING)
(SIGHING)
(INDISTINCT)
那里有海报，这是大家 There's the poster. Here's everybody.
现在大家要进去豪华轿车，像是演唱会后的摇滚巨星一样 Everybody getting in their limo. Rock stars after a great show.
他是布希 There's the Bousche!
我要没收 I'm going to have to confiscate this.
那是我的手机欸 That's my phone.
没有我存在的实质证据 There can be no physical evidence of my existence.
听着，给我你的手机号码 Look, if you give me your number,
我要跟“泰晤士报”讨论替你做个专访 I'll talk to The Times about doing a feature article.
- 真的吗？ - 不好意思 - Really? - I'm so sorry.
这位是惠特‧史提，相当好的电影编剧和制片 By the way, this is Whit Stillman, superb writer and filmmaker.
很荣幸见到你，我很喜欢那出剧 Delighted to meet you. I liked the play so much.
我想要请教你一些问题 I'd love to ask you some questions about it.
- 你有时间吗？ -伊莫金！ - Do you have any time? - Imogene!
快一点，我们是按小时租的 Hurry up already. We're paying by the hour here.
呃，你知道吗？我很抱歉，我，呃…我得走了 Um, you know what'? I'm sorry. I, uh... I have to go.
我的家人在等我，我得走了 My family is waiting for me. I have to go.
(CAR HONKING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
各位，三， Everybody! Three!
二，一 Two, one!