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hey everyone welcome back to pillow talk
Monday we went to Iceland and we didn't
get lost so that's a bonus as we
promised we are going to discuss one of
the topics that Shelly fake named have
suggested if you remember my straight
best friend gave us pillow talk
suggestions which we made a pillow talk
about and you guys voted in the comments
which one you wanted to see an actual
episode about so the winner was how to
turn a straight girl gay parenthesis
because that's all lesbians want right
and my straight best friend was onto
something onto something she was 100%
correct
Buse losers proved her right that all
lesbians want is to know how to turn
straight girls gay way to go we spent 10
minutes making fun of Shelly and Shelly
was right because you think for some
reason we would know you're like well
anyone has turned straight girls gay
it's Sarah nage if we revealed how to
turn a straighter okay think about the
consequences there would be there would
be only lesbians it would be like that
perfect world and Wonder Woman where
everyone gets along and harmony and
there are no men and everyone's raising
kids to be wonderful women and then that
world will get destroyed once one man
steps foot on the island this is how to
do it guys okay it's kind of simple and
it's a little dirty figure who do
straight woman like like and a lot of
them like love Ruby Rose okay they'll
ever be rose I thought you were gonna
say Billy Idol no we look like Billy I
know but you know what hold on to the
Billy Idol thought but straight girls
all love Ruby rose and it's because Ruby
Rose they she's endogenous so I'm saying
we gotta trick women into thinking that
we're men which is what lesbians used to
do a long time ago and for some reason
we stopped doing it we just have to
to fool them yes at one point they will
figure it out but at that point they
won't care and you don't even need to do
a lot to trick them just get a short
haircut I wear button-up we're already
halfway there yeah
Sarah is basically slowly transform
another thing we can ask is we could
call up Kristen Stewart because I feel
like she's doing it really well but
she's got an advantage because she's
Kristen Stewart right
okay so become a celebrity Kristen
Stewart turns straight girls gay all the
time Samira Wylie did she turn that that
writer gay yeah definitely Ellen pages
turned some ladies gay yeah
that's why the simplest solution is to
just become a celebrity yeah we don't
care about straight girls anymore it's
like once you in a certain age you just
stop caring right and you don't want
straight girls yeah you want Kristen
Stewart and then when you don't want
straight girls I feel like is when you
have the chance to get straight girls
that's true so that's true three stop
wanting them then they come to you to
recap how do you turn straight girl gay
trick them become a celebrity or stop
caring so thanks guys for making us do
this pillow talk I would have rather
done why do lesbians look like Billy
Idol but your vote only counts this one
also next Wednesday we're premiering the
teaser trailer to our brand new movie
called nobody famous thumbs up for me
why not
I don't usually leave a comment with who
would have a better chance of turning a
straight girl gay Sarah or Adriana you
guys don't know this but Adriana used to
be straight I have a lot of experience
of knowing what the straight woman mind
wants and it's women thank you guys for
watching Pilchuck Monday we'll see you
Nick
I was actually at my best friend's and
great best friend you need to succeed by
surprise three best friend and I had
mentioned this to her she doesn't want
to be named because she's embarrassed so
we're gonna call her Shelly
so basically Shelly Shelly came up with
a list of pillow
suggestions