(邊城) "Edge City"
我要再放一根下去 Another one coming down
先等一下 Hang on
摩登大聖 THE MASK
我弄到了... I got those...
你要的音樂會票 concert tickets you wanted
真的呀？ You're kidding!
是週五晚的？ For Friday night?
太棒了，史丹利 Stanley, this is great
我幾點去接你？ What time do I pick you up?
有個小狀況 Here's the thing
我的好友來了 她想去得要命 My best girlfriend is here and she'd die to go to this...
能不能幫她弄一張？ so could we get an extra ticket for her?
票賣光了， 買不到了 They're sold out. That means there's no more
但我不能把她丟在家裡 I can't let her sit home all alone
我看這樣吧 I'll tell you what
你跟她去聽 Go with your friend
這怎麼行呢 I couldn't do that
沒關係啦 No, come on
史丹利，你真是蓋世 Stanley, you are the nicest guy
真的，史丹利 Really, you are
查理，你說對不對？ 頂尖好人 - Isn't he the nicest guy? - The best
她的臉皮比牛皮還厚 That was the most sickening display
噁心透頂 我不同意 - I've ever seen. - I disagree
我跟她慢慢磨 I'm wearing her down
老兄，你該換換口味了 Buddy, you need a little change of pace
今晚我帶你去獵艷 Tonight, I'll take you on a love safari
深入都市叢林最黑暗之心 Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle
說來聽聽，酋長 Tell me more, bwana
椰鼓夜總會 全城最紅的新場子 The Coco Bongo CIub. Hottest new joint in town
只有摩登凱子才准入場 Only the cr me de la cr me need apply
我們算老幾？ 你別漏氣了 - How do we get in? - Are you kidding?
交給我，你就安啦 Leave it to me. Trust me, buddy
我們要紅遍全城 This will be the perfect...
就在今夜 night on the town
且慢 Hold the phone
絕色美女在三點鐘方向 Killer at three o'clock
你留守後方好好觀察 Stand back and observe
請問在哪辦開戶？ Where do I open an account?
新開戶就在這裡 New accounts,right here
你真幸運，我正要出差 You're Iucky, I was on my way out--
幫我拿一下 Hold this for me, please?
要我拿一輩子都行 I'll hold anything you want
你幫我辦，好嗎？ Can you help me?
那麼？ So...
你想開哪種戶頭？ what kind of account do you want?
我也不確定 我對理財最外行 Well, I'm not sure exactly. I'm just terrible with things like that
你的領帶帥斃了 That's an interesting tie, Mister...
在下史丹利伊卜吉 Ipkiss, Stanley Ipkiss
幸會，我叫婷娜 Tina Carlyle, it's a pleasure
榮幸之至 Pleasure's all mine
可以用嗎？ May I?
用什麼？ What?
我像落湯雞 I'm such a mess
請用 Oh, of course
本來就是給人用的 That's what they're there for
見到你的領帶 As I was saying, that tie...
使我想起那種心理測驗 「墨漬測驗」 reminds me of those, what do you call it, ink blot tests
羅夏發明的 對 - A Rorschach test. - Right
它看起來像... It sort of looks like...
騎無鞍馬的妙齡女 a young woman riding bareback
例如那 Sort of...
裸體的伯爵夫人 Lady Godiva or something
是的 Of course
你自己覺得呢？ What do you see, Mr. Ipkiss?
我不知道 I don't know
顏色很亮麗 Bright colors...
帶給人權力感 It's a power tie
使人感覺... Supposed to make you feel...
更夠力 powerful
你夠力嗎？ Does it work?
好了，關於開戶的事 Now, how about that account?
我們有 We have...
好幾種戶頭 several different plans
活期 Savings
支票 Checking
活期加支票 Savings and checking
活期加定存 Savings and CD's
支票加定存 Checking and CD's
活期加支票、定存 國庫券 Savings, checking and CD's. T-Bills
或乾脆把錢挖洞藏起來 Or we can throw your money in a big mattress
你填一些表格吧 Now, I have some forms for you to fill out
很好，再向右一點點 That's it, sweetheart. Now just a little bit to the right
你們小聲一點 Keep it down back there
是的 We'll try
你覺得如何？ 格局還可以，但... - What do you think? - Layout's not bad. But...
警報器非常棘手 the motion detectors are a pain
你搞得定嗎？ But you can pulI this off, right?
我辦事，你放心 You talking to the Doctor
但我有個疑問 I do have one question
你說 Which is?
尼哥有什麼意見？ What's Niko have to say about this?
沒意見 Nothing
他不搞搶銀行 你多用些腦筋 - This isn't his grift. - Get real, man
他什麼都搞 Everything is his grift
你是他的，夜總會也是 他的勢力遍及全城 He owns you, he owns this cIub, he owns this whole stinking town
現在不同了 Things change
你惹他，只有死路一條 You mess with Niko, you end up taking a dirt nap
不用腦筋的是他 He's the only one who's napping...
我要狠狠將他喚醒 and I'm about to give him a serious wake-up call
但我們需要錢 But we need cash...
所以先搶銀行 so first we take the bank...
再做掉尼哥 then we take Niko...
然後我們就自由了 and then, my friend, school is out
全城任我們放肆猖狂 And this whole city is our playground
走路不長眼睛！ Bub, watch where you're going!
馬上來 Hang on, hang on!
你急著去投胎呀 Don't get your panties in a twist
這是什麼歪哥？ What the hell is it?
我不知道 I don't know...
值七百元就對了 about seven hundred bucks, eh?
有何貴幹，朋友？ Now, what can I do for you, bub?
我來領我的喜美 I'm here for the Civic
剎車鼓損壞 整組傳動要換 The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission
什麼？ What?!
我只是來換機油 All I wanted was an oil change
我們及早發現問題 算你狗命夠大 Lucky we caught these problems before they caused serious trouble
簽名，用力寫 Sign right here, and press down hard
沒寫價錢 我們會寫 - There's no price. - There will be
我今晚要用車呀 I've no car. I need a car tonight
把專車借給他 Bring around the loaner
專車？ The loaner?
古董名車 It's a classic
查理，我死黨史丹利伊卜吉 Gals, meet my buddy Stanley Ipkiss
銀行鉅子 Humungo in the banking business
黑白講 咱們進去吧 - Not really. - Let's get in this joint
大塊頭，你好嗎？ How you doing, buddy?
我是查理呀 你好 - It's Charlie! - How you doing?
近來可好？ 好久不見 - How you doing, my friend? - Long time no see
真是幸會 Good to see you
娘兒們，走吧 Come on, gals
咱們裡面見 See you on the inside
這是誤會 This is a mistake
好大狗膽，竟敢跨越繩子 You crossed the rope. Never cross the rope
我朋友在裡面 扔出去 - My friends are inside. - Lose him
這怎麼可以 This isn't fair
小心，我有血友病 Watch it, I'm a bleeder
放下來 否則別想賺我的錢 Put me down now, or I am never coming back here
衰到家了 Jeez
伊卜吉先生 Mr. Ipkiss!
嗨 Hi
你還好嗎？ Are you okay?
我？ Me?
我好得很 I'm great.
好得不得了 Really good
我從未這麼開心過 I never felt better, really
我只是... I'm just...
出來透透氣 catching some air
先生，你的車 Your car, sir
這不是我的車 That's not my car
是它沒錯 It matches the ticket
好吧 AIright...
給我就開 I'll take it
但我非常不滿意！ But I am very angry!
你相信嗎？ Believe this?
我開保時捷來的 You drive in in a Porsche...
先生 Hey, Mister!
撐住呀 Hold on!
我會心肺復甦術 I know CPR!
喂！你！ Hey, you!
你在下面幹什麼？ What are you doing down there?
我正在找... I'm just looking for...
我的面具 my mask!
找到了 I got it
你知道現在幾點了？ Do you have any idea what time it is?
我真的不知道 Actually, no
我新鋪的地毯！ My new carpet!
伊卜吉，我要扣你的押金 Well ,this is coming right out of your security deposit
我告訴你... You know...
什麼？ What?
沒什麼 Nothing
空心大老倌，沒出息！ Well, that's what you are, Ipkiss, a big nothing
你這冷血的母殭屍！ Aren't you due at the lab to get your bolts tightened?
我應該罵給她聽見 I should have said that
你好呀 Hey, you
麥樂 Milo!
不許亂跳 要遵守狗民生活須知 No jumping up allowed. It's against doggie ordinance
你想幹什麼？ What do you want?
要我擲飛盤？ You want me to throw that?
我累斃了 I'm very tired
我只丟一次 I'll throw it one time
你咬著我怎麼丟 I won't throw it with you attached to it
好了嗎？ You ready?
接住 Get it
伊卜吉 Ipkiss!
小聲一點！ Turn down those cartoons!
好啦，平曼太太 AIright, Mrs. Peenman!
您說人人都戴著面具！ Dr. Neuman, you say that everybody wears a mask?
沒錯 That's correct
戴面具是一種比喻 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking
我們壓抑本我的深層慾望 We suppress the id, our darkest desires...
裝出社會能接受的形象 and adopt a more socially acceptable image
紐曼博士大作 「我們的面具」 The book is "The Masks We Wear" by Dr. Arthur Neuman
謝謝您接受訪問 Thank you for being here
你是怎麼了？ What's the matter with you?
怎麼了？ What is it?
你在找什麼？ What are you looking for?
你喜歡這玩意？ You like this thing? You like it?
我們的面具 "The Masks We Wear"
沒錯 "That's correct
戴面具是一種比喻 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking"
酷斃了！ Yeah, right
我現在要出征 Smoking!
派對時間到了 It's party time
派-對 P-A-R-T-Y
為什麼？因為我想要 Why? Because I gotta
(管理經理) MANAGER
(請輕聲) QUIET PLEASE
Snooze!
我成了路上的扁屍 Look, ma, I'm road kill!
別擋路！ 他想較量一下 - Get out of the road! - I think he wants to communicate
(輕輕按我) squeeze me gently
先生 Hey, mister...
現在幾點？ you got the time?
大草包，我告訴你吧 As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie!
你瞧瞧 Look at that!
你該把鼻子當喇叭按 Time to honk your nose and pulI your underwear over your head
上呀 Come on!
放馬過來，別害羞 Step right up here, don't be shy!
皮衣混混 Nobody likes...
最惹人厭 a bashful leather head
快呀！ Move it!
我第一個戲法 For my first trick...
要獻給你 I'll do something for you, son
長頸鹿給你 一邊涼快去，別煩我 We have a giraffe. There you go, son. Now get out of here, you bother me
現在... Now...
抱歉，掏錯口袋 Sorry, wrong pocket
給你的是... For you...
用身體語言吧 a little body English
法國貴賓犬 A French poodle
它有狂犬病，必須安樂死 The dog was rabid, had to put it down
壓軸的，是我的最愛 At last but not least, my favorite
機關鎗一支 A Tommy gun
真想不到 This is incredible
有了一身特異功能 With these powers I could be...
狗熊都能變英雄 a superhero
挑戰犯罪，保護無辜 I'd fight crime, protect the innocent...
維護世界和平 work for world peace
但首先 But first...
去報仇 RIPLEY'S AUTO FINISHING
做好心理準備 Hold onto your Iug nuts...
接受徹底翻修吧 it's time for an overhaul
這是一場夢 It was a dream
一場怪夢 It was a dream
我該戒掉卡通了 I must lay off the cartoons
我是凱拉威分隊長 你知道昨晚的騷動嗎？ Lt. Kellaway. You know anything about the disturbance last night?
騷動？ Disturbance?
歹徒闖入，攻擊平曼太太 Some prowler broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman
攻擊？ Attacked?
你都沒聽見？ You didn't hear anything?
她在你門外 發射好幾枚霰彈 She unloaded a couple of rounds of buckshot 5 feet from here
看地上 Look at the floor
他把鍾放下，跳出窗外 He put that right in my floor, then he jumped out...
你記下來沒有？ the window. Officer, are you writing notes?
這真是... This is...
詭異 impossible
真有其事 你的睡衣才詭異 Those pyjamas are impossible. This happened
我 See, I have...
內耳有問題 an inner ear problem
有時候全聾 真的嗎？ - Sometimes I can't hear anything. - Is that so?
名片給你.你若想起昨晚的事 Here's my card. If you recall anything unusual about last night...
只要記起來，就通知我 anything at all, call me
沒問題，謝謝 You bet. Thank you
祝你好運 And good Iuck...
順利破案 cracking the case
天哪，遲到了 Oh, my God, I'm late!
鑰匙呢 Keys, keys...
鑰匙在哪兒？ Where's the keys?
討厭 Damn
麥樂，去找鑰匙 Get the keys
叨給我 Find them
去找鑰匙呀 Get the keys
晚得太離譜了 I am so late
好狗兒 Good boy
給我吧 鬆口呀 Come on, Milo. Give them to me. Drop it
找肛門醫生待命 I want a proctologist standing by
找第一把肛門交椅 The best one you can find
我是記者，請問案情？ Can you tell me what happened?
我說了你會亂寫 好像是黑道仇殺 - No, you can quote me. - Looks like some Mob tactic
她已經破案了呢 把閒雜人等趕走 She broke the case. Come on, get these rubbernecks out of here
昨晚你在哪兒？ 找你找破了頭 Where were you last night? We looked all over for you
你有去臭水溝裡找嗎？ Did you happen to look outside, in the gutter?
你有沒有看報？ Did you check the paper?
你的馬子上了頭版 Your girlfriend got a great review
「肉彈爆破椰鼓」 Bombshell Explodes at Coco Bongo
遲到五十分 如同偷我的薪水 You're 50 minutes late. That's like stealing
對不起，以後不敢了 我真是窩囊廢 I'm sorry, Mr. Dickey. It'll never happen again. I've been a jerk
你如果少看些裸女 If you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures...
就能多辦些公事 you might get some work done
她可能成為史丹利的客戶 Sir. She's a perspective client of Stanley's
真的嗎？ Really?
如果她再光臨 The next time she comes in...
請她到我辦公室 send her to my office
沒問題 You bet
但願我爸是銀行老闆 Gee, I wish "my" daddy owned a bank
我就能跟他一樣臭屁 Then I could be a rich little creep too
她還會來嗎？ You think she'll ever come back?
別提她了.你聽我的話 Oh, man, forget her. Listen to me
她那種妞心中想的就是釣凱子 Girls like her always look for the BBD: Bigger Better Deal
你不瞭解她 You don't know that
她是藝術家，她. She's an artist. She's...
感覺敏銳 忘掉她吧 - sensitive. - Forget her
她會扯爛你的心 打成果汁喝 She'll rip out your heart, put it in a blender and hit "frappe"
你需要的是單純的那一型 You don't need her. You need somebody down to earth
正派的女子 Somebody with some integrity. Somebody with...
有著一頭紅髮 red hair...
噘著豐滿的唇 fulI, pouting lips...
白衫，綠外套 a white blouse, green jacket...
戴識別證 and a name tag
這範圍太小了 You really narrowed it down
可惜被我包了 Too bad she's already taken
你好，請問有何貴幹？ Hello there, may I be of assistance?
你是史丹利伊卜吉？ Stanley Ipkiss?
我叫佩姬，論壇報來的 Hi! I'm Peggy Brandt from the Tribune
我沒續訂你的報是因為 I canceled my subscription because they kept stealing--
我是有事問你才來的 No, actually, I want to ask you a few questions
真的嗎？什麼事？ Really? About what?
你是那修車廠的客戶嗎？ Ripley Auto Finishing. You're a customer, aren't you?
我？不是 Me?
我根本沒車 I don't even have a car
因為車輛會污染環境 You know, 'cause they pollute
你有一輛八九年的喜美？ You don't own an '89 Civic?
你說那一輛呀 Oh, that car, yeah
我想起來了 It's coming back to me
請問芳名？ Miss... What was your name?
佩姬布蘭 Peggy Brandt
且慢 Wait a minute
你是佩姬布蘭？ Peggy Brandt?
那位專欄作家？ Of "Ask Peggy"?
沒錯 That's right
去年你登出我的信 You printed one of my letters last year
「好男人永難出頭」 Remember? "Nice Guys Finish Last."
你就是那位好男人？ You're Mister Nice Guy?
無數讀者寫信到報社問你 Do you realize how much mail we got about that letter?
幾百位女子想找你這種人 100's of women are looking for a guy like you
真的嗎？ Really?
你知道好男人 有多難找嗎？ You know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town?
多數男人都是大色鬼 Most think monogamy is a kind of wood
你為何採訪這案子？ Why are you covering this story?
寫專欄酬勞低，快餓死了 Because "Dear Peggy" pays dick. I'm starving to death
我想當真正的記者 I'm looking to become a real reporter
你在修車廠 有看到可疑的事嗎？ When you were at Ripley Auto did you see anything suspicious?
任何怪事？ Anything?
我不會給你惹麻煩 I won't make trouble for you
我只要查明真相 I just want the truth
但願我知道真相 我真的希望 God, I wish I knew the truth. You know, I really do
如果你想起來 If you think of anything...
就通知我 this is my number
這支電話... This is my...
是我的專線 you know, personal number
真的有幾百位女子 想找我？ 100's of women are looking for a guy like me?
當然了 Sure
包括我在內 I'm one of them
一百二十碼 120 yards
你好，多利安 Hello, Dorian
感謝你光臨 Thanks for dropping by
下次先打電話 別勞動你的狗腿子 Next time, call. Leave the delivery boys at home
今天早上 The cops...
警察想查封夜總會 tried to shut the cIub down this morning
警方說你用它掩飾犯罪 They say you've been using the place to run your own small-time scams
當我聽到此事 When I hear things like that...
我開始分心了 I start losing my concentration
這一桿... My game...
萬一打爛了 it goes straight to hell
你也會被打爛 You could too
二0五碼 205 yards
我受夠你了 I'm fed up with you...
但. but....
我法外施恩 I'll cut you a break
給你一周滾出城 One week to get out of town
如果你不滾 After that...
我就用鐵桿敲你腦袋 I'll use your empty little skulI to break in my new nine iron
你沒事吧？ Are you okay?
先生，你的車 Your car, sir
見到你就沒事了 I am now
婷娜，別這樣 Tina, come on
別這樣 You can't
癢死了 Go on
春夢醒得真快 I don't believe it
我太癡心了 Stupid
她會愛我才怪 She would never...
不行 No way!
等一下，蜜糖 Hold on, Sugar
大爺今夜想吃甜食 Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight
打遍天下無敵手 Somebody,stop me
沒錢就別想耍帥 Can't make the scene if you don't have the green
我最好去撈一票 I better make a little stop
(邊城電力公司) EDGE CITY POWER "SERVICE WORTH WAITING FOR"
怎樣了，傅立茲？ How's it going, Freeze?
看來一帆風順 It's looking good here
你們要靠自己了 我必須下樓讓人看見 You're on your own. I must go downstairs, make sure I'm seen
你去吧 Do it
傅立茲要出馬了 The doctor is about to operate
抱歉，各位 吃多少，拿多少 Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not
條子！ Cops!
不在名單上，就不准入內 Not on the list, not in the cIub
大家好 How do?
你在名單上嗎？ You on the list?
不，但你想必認識我朋友 No, but I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them?
蔣中正，孫中山 Franklin, Grant...
就是鈔票啦 and Jackson
誰都不許進來！ That's it! No one gets in
本店最美艷的花朵 Now we present the most beautiful flower of the Congo Bongo...
婷娜小姐 Miss Tina Carlyle
美呆了 Beautiful
Love makes me treat you...
The way that I do Gee, baby...
ain't I good to you
There's nothing too good...
for a boy that's so true
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
I bought you a fur coat for Christmas
A diamond ring...
a Cadillac car...
And everything
Love makes me treat you...
the way that I do
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
Love makes me treat you...
the way that I do
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
There's nothing too good...
for a man so true
Gee,baby, ain't I good to you
I know how to make a man happy I'll treat you right
你來幹什麼？ 大勢不妙 - Why are you here? - There's trouble
最好上樓說 You better come upstairs
我們走 Come on, let's go
They got me paying taxes...
for what I gave to you
Gee, baby, ain't I good to you
咱們來大鬧天宮！ Let's rock this joint
樂歪了！ Smoking
怎麼回事？ What happened?
有人搶先一步 Someone hit the joint before us
來 Get that, Doc
哈一管 Suck on that
天嫉英才呀 Son of a bitch!
是誰幹的？ Who did this, man?
是誰？ Who?!
他 Him!
就是他 That's the guy
婷娜的舞伴？ The guy dancing with Tina?
他死定了 He's dead meat
來 Come on
馬上給我清場 I want this place cleared now
打烊了，快走 不滾就試試看 CIub's closed. Move it! You think I'm joking? Come on, move it!
派對結束了，走吧！ Party's over, let's go!
婷娜，你走開 Get out of here
滾一邊去！ Get lost!
摩登舞王，你聽著 Okay, Twinkle Toes
你馬上告訴我錢在哪？ Where is my money, tell me now
你買國庫券領利息 You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year
還買股票和債券 8% in stocks and bonds
除以國民生產毛額 Carry the 9, divide by the GNP...
還好，你的葬禮花圈免稅 Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible
幹掉這活寶 Ice this deadbeat
幹掉他！ Shoot him!
謝謝 Thanks
你打中我了 You got me, partner
抱緊我 Hold me close,Red
我眼前一片黑 It's getting dark
請阿姨別忘帶老黃狗散步 Tell Auntie Em to let OId Yeller out
耶誕節我不回家過了 Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas
亂世佳人，其實我受你 Tell Scarlet I do give a damn
失禮了 Pardon me
感謝捧場 Thank you
觀眾愛我 You love me
你們真的愛我 You really love me
你別想溜 You're not going anywhere
槍放下 Drop it, Tyrel!
放下 Drop it
有搜索票嗎？還是想喝酒？ You got a warrant? Or did you come for a nightcap?
我手上有合理根據 What I got is probable cause
你的手下搶銀行 Your boys knocked over Edge City Bank
別亂摸，好癢 Easy. You're giving me a woody
其中一人戴著大綠面具 And one was wearing a big, green mask
你難得說對一次 For once, you're right
但他不是我手下 Except it wasn't one of my boys
你該確實查清楚才說 Maybe if you tried a little actual police work...
銬住他 Cuff him
分隊長，樓上有屍體 他是搶匪 We got a stiff upstairs. It's a guy from the heist
請你那高薪律師來 Call that high-priced lawyer of yours
咱們去警局聊聊 We'll go downtown for a chat
帶走！ Get him out of here
伊卜吉，我知道你在家 I know you're in there
我是警察 Police!
開門 Open up!
媽祖娘娘呀 Oh, my God
我知道你在裡面 I know you're in there!
開門 Open up!
我敲得手起水泡了 Come on, I'm getting blisters on my fingers
不可以 Stop it
別這樣，我來了 I'm coming, okay
馬上就來 I'll be right there
快一點 Let's go, move it!
好啦 AIright!
你好，分隊長 Hi, Lieutenant
現在我不方便 This isn't the best time right now. I just--
那請進吧！ Won't you come in?
你昨晚在哪裡？ Where were you last night?
差不多都在家 Here, mostly
出了事嗎？ Something wrong?
你對面具怪客瞭解多少？ What do you know about The Mask?
面具怪客？ "Mask?"
別給我裝蒜 Don't insult my intelligence
他搶你的銀行 我在椰鼓找到碎布 He robs the bank you work in, then I find this in the Coco Bongo
這種騷睡衣只有你才有 There can't be 2 idiots with these pajamas
我想看看你的睡衣 May I see those pajamas?
睡衣！ Those pajamas?
那些睡衣... Those pajamas...
被偷了 were stolen
睡衣會被人偷？ Somebody stole your pajamas?
這個城市有夠墮落的 What is this city coming to...
男人的睡衣都有人偷 when a man's pajama drawer is no longer safe!
你看他 Look at that guy
但願我的員工有這麼勤快 彼此彼此 - Nobody's that fast at my bank. - I'll say
那橡皮面具真不賴 That's one hell of a rubber mask
化驗室怎麼說？ Lab reports?
鈔票上有指紋，但不是多利安手下 We got fingerprints from currency, but nothing matches Tyrel's men
面具怪客比他們快 He beat them to the punch
查銀行員工檔案，核對伊卜吉的指紋 Get the bank employee files and run down the prints on a guy named Ipkiss
你認為有內賊？ You figure it was an inside job?
找到指紋 我就能關他一輩子 I need some prints to lock this whack job up till doomsday
我懸賞五萬元 50 grand...
看誰比條子 先找到面具怪客 to whoever finds that green bastard before the cops
你們把話放出去 I want you to get the word out to every street hustler...
傳給邊城每個混混和無賴 every low life in this town. Understand?
明天把他抓來，要活的 I want him here tomorrow, alive
你們還等什麼？ You still here?
快去幹活！ Come on, let's go
你看什麼？ What are you looking at?
你 You
亂掉方寸了 You're losing it
我什麼都沒掉 I'm not losing anything...
我只想甩掉一些累贅 except maybe some extra baggage
什麼意思？ What's that mean?
昨晚他吻你，你沒有反抗 You didn't fight much last night when that freak kissed you
我反抗也沒用呀 Did it look like I had much of a choice?
不見得吧 Maybe you did...
也許是沒用，反正天知道 maybe you didn't. Who knows, right?
我告訴你 I'll tell you one thing
誰惹毛我，我就找誰算帳 It's going to be payback for anybody who crosses me
銀行出事 你還遲到一小時 We have a crisis here and you stroll in an hour late?
我受夠你這沒路用的... If I must put up with--
滾你的，小金牛！ Back off, monkey boy...
小心我向你老爸告狀 or I'll tell your dad you treat this place like your piggy bank
或是通知國稅局 Or we should call the IRS...
請你去調查局度假！ and arrange a vacation for you at CIub Fed?
走著瞧 That'll be all
大聖人呀 Genius
你令我樂到心坎裡 That was genius. Buddy, I have chills
你今天嗑了什麼魔藥？ God! What side of whose bed did you wake up on, man?
我也不清楚 I'm not sure
我最近不大像自己 I haven't exactly been myself lately
你的氣色不佳 You don't look real fabulous
真的嗎？ Really, do I look bad?
安啦，這會使你恢復神采 Don't worry. This'll put the color back in your cheeks
椰鼓辦慈善舞會，週六晚 2 tickets to the charity ball at the Coco Bongo CIub, Saturday
大人物都將到場 Anybody who's anybody will be there
陪我去吧？ Want to be my date?
先等一下 Wait just a minute
你怎麼來了？ 我來向你道謝 - Why are you here? - I wanted to thank you
我沒錢開戶了 I don't have much to open an account with anymore
你在夜總會很紅呀 What about the cIub? You were doing great
別為我操心，沒事的 It's not your problem. I'll be okay
跟我來 Come here
你不只是來看我吧？ You didn't stop by just to see me, did you?
沒關係，告訴我 It's okay, tell me
那個搶銀行的人 The guy they say robbed this place...
面具怪客？ 他去過夜總會 - The Mask? - I think he was at the cIub
真的？ Really?
聽說他長得... They say he's pretty...
有夠怪異 weird looking
不過... Yeah, but...
他是舞林豪傑 you should see him dance
他到底是何方神聖？ Did anyone find out who he is?
你有興趣嗎？ Why, you interested?
我只是好奇 Just curious, I guess
我該走了 I better be going
謝謝你一番心意 Thanks for everything
你想再見到他，對不對？ You'd like to see him again?
那就麻煩你了 I wouldn't mind
我認識他 I know him, you know
真的？ You do?
我們是大學同窗 We're old college buddies, him and me
你提到他的舞技 It's funny you mention he dances because...
有些舞步是我教他的 I taught him a couple of dance moves myself
我今晚能見到他嗎？ Think you could have him meet me tonight?
我想辦法 Maybe I could work something out
在公園好嗎？ 日落時分 - How about at Landfill Park? - Sunset
太好了 - Perfect. - Super
謝了，你真是大好人 Thanks, Stanley. You really are a nice guy
這玩意很有意思 This is an interesting place
像四、五世紀的北歐面具 Looks like fourth- or fifth-century Scandinavian
可能是北歐的一位夜神 也許是洛基 Possibly a representation of one of the Norse night gods, maybe Loki
洛基？ Loki?
洛基是誰？ Who is Loki?
北歐的惡作劇之神 The Norse god of mischief
他是闖禍大王 天父將他永遠逐出天宮 Supposedly he caused such trouble that Odin banished him from Valhalla forever
也許他被貶到面具裡 Then he could have banished him into that mask
那都是神話 I'm talking about mythology, Mr. Ipkiss
這只是一塊木頭 This is a piece of wood
但你的書... but your book...!
我的書是拿面具做比喻 My book is about masks as a metaphor
不是照字面去解釋 A metaphor,not to be taken literally
你患了輕微的妄想症 You suffer from a mild delusion
好吧 AIright
我證明給你看 I'll prove it to you
但後果我不負責 But I am not responsible for the consequences
坐下來欣賞吧，大專家 Just sit back and enjoy the ride, Mr. Expert
有啥好怕的，請便 You don't scare me. Go right ahead
再見 See you
洛基是夜神 也許晚上才有效 You said Loki was a night god. Maybe it works at night
先生，我警告你 我不親自輔導重症患者 I should warn you that I don't work personally with really sick people
你該去找私人機構 There are private institutions for those things
如果你想入院，我今晚就能幫你安排 I can arrange for a safe environment for you tonight, if you want
我一定要見婷娜 I must see Tina
但我該怎麼辦？ But what can I do?
以原來面貌去？ Do I go as myself...
或是戴上面具？ or The Mask?
我說完，你就離開好嗎？ If I tell you, you promise to leave my office right now?
本貌 Go as yourself...
和面具一起去 and as The Mask
他們是一體的 都是大好人 Because they are both one and the same beautiful person
指紋證實是伊卜吉的 Got the cross-check on the fingerprints. It's Ipkiss
我正盯著他 I'm looking at him
叫霹靂小組待命 Keep the SWAT team standing by
若他真那麼難纏 就得鬧一夜 If he's half as bad as they say, we'll have a fulI dance card
有泡菜醬嗎？ Pickle relish?
上車 我還點了洋蔥圈 - Get in the car. - But I ordered onion rings
LANDFILL PARK
史丹利，你怎麼來了？ What are you doing here?
我只是路過來確定你們見到面 I wanted to make sure that you 2 got together all right
你真好 That's nice
我很少來這裡 I hardly ever stop by here
真想不到這裡曾是... It's hard to believe it was...
垃圾場 a garbage heap
日落時分真美 It's really beautiful right around sunset
沼氣加深了天色 The methane emissions really pick up the colors
滿天的... All those...
奼綠嫣紅 pinks and greens
他隨時會到，我走了 My friend will be along here any minute. I better go
等等，史丹利 Stanley, wait
你好，心肝兒 Hello, cherie
我們重逢了 We meet again!
這是命運嗎？ Is it fate?
是否星辰上面寫著 Is it meant to be? It is written in the stars...
我們注定要相好？ that we are destined to fraternize?
我願意這樣想 I'd like to think so
吻我，我就奉獻給你 Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant
我帶你同奔極樂 我帶你共浴瑤池 I will spread your p t . I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise
她可真怕羞 She's so coy
我喜歡 I love it
我們的愛像紅紅的玫瑰 Our love is like a red, red rose
令我興奮莫名 And I am a little thorny
我愛慕你 Je t'adore! Je t'adore!
說法文比較不噁心 Shoot the window. I don't care!
我是凱拉威，加派人手來 This is Kellaway. I need back-up
抽煙嗎？不抽？ Cigarette?
我好像拿破侖 Now, like Napoleon...
分散敵軍，各個擊破 I will divide and conquer
我是警察！ Police!
電燈泡 Merde
「別動」 Freeze
手舉起來 Put your hands up
你不是叫我「結凍」？ But you told me to freeze
好啦，化凍 AIright, alright, unfreeze
你被捕了 You're under arrest
不是我幹的 It wasn't me
是「絕命追殺令」那獨臂人 It was the one-armed man
好吧，我招了 AIright, I confess
是我幹的，我非常得意 I did it, you hear? And I'm glad, glad, I tell you!
警伯，他們會把我怎樣？ What are they going to do to me, Sarge? What are they going to do?
抱歉，不關我的事 Sorry, son, that's not my department
搜身 Search him
應該拍下來告你們刑求 Where's a camcorder when you need one?
今晚搞不完了 老婆會宰了我 It's going to be a long night. My wife'll kill me
怎麼了？ 伊卜吉在公園被捕 - What is it? - Cops got Ipkiss at Landfill Park
讓我去採訪這案子 你回家陪老婆 Let me cover it. I need this story. You go home to Claire
可是上面說... I don't know. Ramsey said--
我去跟上面說 I will take care of Ramsey
感激不盡，算我欠你 Thanks a million, I owe you one
超大墨鏡 Really big sunglasses, nerf ball...
單車喇叭 Bike horn...
小嘴鱸魚 Small-mouthed bass... bowling pin...
捕鼠器 mouse-trap...
橡皮雞 rubber chicken...
吃這個也癢，吃那個也癢 - Little to the left. That's it. - I don't know
玩具眼珠 Funny eyeball glasses...
沒看過這種眼鏡 I've never seen those in my life
火箭筒 我有執照的 - bazooka. - I have a permit for that
凱拉威夫人玉照 - Picture of Kellaway's wife... - What?
「愛人，我等你」 CalL ME LOVER!
你勾引我老婆！ Margaret! Son of a bitch!
我還以為你幽默 I figured you had a sense of humor
畢竟...夫妻一場嘛 you married her!
這夠痛了吧 That's got to hurt
抓住他 Get him!
伊卜吉，把手舉起來 It's over. Raise your hands...
否則開火 or we'll fire
開槍 Hit it!
人家叫我古巴皮 我是倫巴舞皇帝 They call me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat
當我搖起響葫蘆 When I play the maracas
我就劈哩啪啦碰 I go chick-chicky boom
是的，吾乃古巴皮 Yes, I'm Cuban Pete
人間就屬我最皮 I'm the craze of my street
當我跳起舞，劈哩啪啦碰 When I start to dance everything goes Chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom
妞兒唱歌... The seoritas sing...
又跳舞 and they swing
跳得又帥又惹火 It's very nice
跳得人心癢難熬 FulI of spice
她們唱歌又跳舞 跳的真不錯 They dance and bring a happy ring Never a care
從早到晚，笙歌不輟 Singing a song All the day long
若你喜歡這節奏 就來學我古巴皮 If you like the beat Take a lesson from Cuban Pete
臉貼著臉黏巴達 I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom
他這男人真內向 He's a modest guy
不過卻是萬人迷 AIthough he's the hottest guy
哈瓦那的萬人迷 In Havana
是的，小姐，我知道 Si, senorita, I know...
that when I chicky boom
我是又帥又惹火 It's very nice so fulI of spice
我把手放你身上 I place my hand on your hip
讓你賞我幾耳光 And if you will give me your hand
那麼你我就起舞 Then we shall try Just you and I
熱情有勁 閉嘴，拉我一把 - Not bad. - Shut up and help me down
我會教你跳這支舞 I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom Chick-chicky boom
再跳就轟掉你的狗頭 Dance and I'll blow your brains out
槍給我 Give me that thing
後會有期 See you!
去抓他 醒過來，別跳了！ There! Let's get him. Snap out of it. This dance is over!
走呀，同志們 Let's go! Follow me, officers!
他在巷子裡 拿著槍跟我來 He's down the alley. Follow me. Come on. Grab your gun
史丹利，上車 Stanley, get in!
在那邊 There!
再跑就開槍 Halt, or I'll shoot!
開槍呀 Shoot! Shoot!
不綁安全帶會罰款 Seat belts
我沒打中 I missed him
誰打得中他 Come on, we all missed him
「面具怪客搶銀行」 THE MASK ROBS BANK
我看到了 I saw it
全都看到了 I saw everything
史丹利，你是怎麼了？ What's happening to you, Stanley?
我發瘋了 It's crazy
我無法控制自己 I'm losing control
當我戴上面具 When I put that mask on...
我就能做任何事 I can do anything
變成任何東西 Be anything
它毀滅著我 It's wrecking my life
害我過得一塌糊塗 My life is wrecked. Wrecked
這些我並不清楚 I don't know what's happening to you...
但我明白一點 but I do know this:
寫信到我專欄的那人 that letter you sent my column...
他的勇氣十足 that was from a guy with more guts...
心地善良 and more heart...
強過全城所有的爛男人 than any of the creeps I've met in this city
不管那是什麼面具 Whatever that mask is...
你都不需要了 you don't need it
你 You...
史丹利伊卜吉 Stanley Ipkiss...
你只需做好你自己 are already all you'll ever need to be
佩姬 Gosh, Peg...
這是你的真心話嗎？ do you really mean that?
老實說... Actually...
不見得 no
什麼？ What?
你們害我 多扯二十分鐘的謊 Where were you? I've been vamping for 20 minutes
就是他？ Is this him?
五萬塊呢？ You got the 50 thou'?
把錢給她 Give her the money
很好 Right
他戴上面具就變成怪客 With the mask on, he turns into that green thing
你這是幹什麼？ What are you doing?
抱歉，你的確是好人 但我缺錢就沒房子住 Sorry. You really are a great guy, I just can't lose my condo
在市內找房子太難了 It's so hard to find an apartment in this city
你說過不會傷害他 You said you wouldn't hurt him!
我騙你的 I lied
告訴我 Tell me
面具有什麼奇效？ How's this mask work?
我也不清楚 I don't know. You just...
你戴上就知道 put it on
老闆 Boss...
保重呀 be careful, huh?
酷得歪七扭八 What a rush
你還好嗎？ You okay?
我從未這麼好過 I'm better than ever, you idiot
怎樣處置伊卜吉？ What do we do with Ipkiss?
警方要面具 The police want the mask
就把面具怪客送警 We'll give them The Mask
最好找得到錢 The money better be here...
否則你就是夭壽怪客 or you can Ip-kiss your ass good-bye
在這裡 Get over there
想不到 幹練警員沿街起舞 Can't believe it. Hardened cops dancing in the street...
在夜間新聞播出 and broadcast on the 11 o'clock news
賭城還請霹靂小組去作秀 我完了 - The SWAT team was offered Vegas. - I'm history
隊長會炒我魷魚 退休金泡湯 The Captain'll have my badge for breakfast with a pension on top
這不能怪你 吉人自有天相 It's not all your fault. Something will turn up
除非伊卜吉掉在我懷裡 Sure, Ipkiss will fall right into my lap
把他弄開！ Get him off of me!
等等 Wait!
讓我解釋清楚 I can explain everything
是嗎？那你解釋這個 You can explain everything? Explain this!
銬起來 我為你準備了客房 Get him up! Let's go! I got a cell for you, pal
忘了我吧 Forget about me, buddy
找一個新窩 Find a new place to live
我要關好久好久 I'll be in here for a long, long time
喂，醜八怪 You, with the face
有訪客 You got a visitor
你怎麼來了？ 是真的嗎？ - Why? - Is it true?
你就是面具怪客 You're The Mask
別跟任何人說 Yeah, but don't tell anybody. If I get...
只要找到好律師 a good lawyer and a deal...
我再關一萬年就可以出獄 I'll be out in about 10,000 years
你來這裡太危險 It's risky, coming here
你男友會不爽的 Your boyfriend might be upset
他今晚要去慈善舞會做壞事 He'll be at the charity ball tonight
他想跳黏巴達嗎？ Like what? The Lambada?
別耍嘴皮了，一定要阻止他 This is serious. There must be a way to stop him
它有什麼魔力？ How does it work?
我不知道 I don't know
好像是... It's like...
它使人最隱密的慾望成真 it brings your innermost desires to life
若你的內心深處 If deep down inside...
略帶壓抑卻又浪漫至情 you're a bit repressed and hopelessly romantic...
那你就會變成 you become some sort of...
為愛癡狂的浪人 a love-crazy wild man
如果是多利安戴它呢？ And if you're like Dorian?
那大家都完了 Then we're all in big trouble
若我是你 就馬上遠走高飛 And if I were you, I'd get out of town. Fast
感謝你 Thanks
謝什麼？ For what?
很多事 Lots of things
你與我分享夕陽 Sharing a sunset with me
只有你把我當人看 For being the only guy who treated me like a person, not...
而非當玩物 a party favor
感謝你一片深情 For being any kind of romantic...
雖然浪漫得無藥可救 even a hopeless one
不客氣 You're welcome
那晚在夜總會 That night at the cIub I knew...
我邂逅了意中人 I'd found someone special
面具怪客 The Mask
不，是面具後面的男子 It was the guy inside The Mask
就是你本人 It was you all along
小姐，時間到 Lady, time's up
拜託寬限... Could I have just...
一分鐘？ one more minute?
我要躲藏一陣子 I've got to disappear for a while now
我找到地方 會盡快通知你 Don't know where but I'll let you know as soon as I can
救命呀 Somebody help me!
警衛 Guard, guard!
有人在巷內追殺女子 A woman's being chased in the alley
快去救她呀 She needs help
囉嗦，小聲一點 Sure. Keep it down
你算什麼人民保姆！ Serve and protect, man!
好孩子，來 Good boy. Come on
跳上來，會嗎？ Jump up. Can you jump up?
我曾教你別亂跳 現在收回成命 Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people? Forget that
跳上來 Come on! Get up here
上來呀 Get up. Get up here!
跳上來呀 Get up. Get up here. That's it
你是神犬，沒問題 You can do it. Come on. Come on!
用力跳 Put some effort into it!
寶貝，總算找到你了 Baby, there you are
我不大放心你 I was worried about you
你找條子告密？ 我只有問伊卜吉的事 - You talk to the cops? - Only to see what Ipkiss told them
你跟他走得太近了吧 That's right, you and Stanley. You two are getting awfully close
他搶銀行想必是你幫他 Bet you helped him with the bank job
胡說 是嗎？ - That's ridiculous. - Oh, is it?
她車上有行李 Look what I found in her car
想一個人溜嗎？ Going away alone, baby?
嘍囉們 Boys, I want you to...
給她找件漂亮衣服 get her something pretty to wear
今晚有宴會 We're going to a party tonight
要痛快飆一晚 We'll have one hell of a time, right?
你滾一邊去 Get out of my sight
跳呀 Jump up
百尺竿頭，更進一步 Get up. Come on
麥樂，拜託你跳 Come on, Milo. Jump, please
為你老子跳一個 Do it for Daddy
酷呆了 That's it!
真想不到 God, I can't believe it
我的乖孩子 Good boy. Good boy
看到那個人嗎？ See that man over there?
他有鑰匙 He's got keys
把鑰匙弄來 Go get those keys
去偷鑰匙 Go get them. Go get the keys
對了 That's it
鑰匙 The key
不是起司，是鑰匙 No, not the cheese, the keys
放下起司 Drop the cheese...
去偷鑰匙 and get the keys
在那邊 Over there, over there
乖狗兒，過來 Oh, man. Come on
我的好祖宗 Come here. Good boy. That's a good boy
把鑰匙給我 Give it, give me the keys. Give me the keys
鬆口啦 Come on, drop it, drop it
太陽下山了 It's sundown
好戲開鑼了 It's almost time
我勸你別點煙 I wouldn't, darling
（炸藥，危險） DANGER EXPLOSIVES
別這麼早放煙火 Wouldn't want to start the celebration early
不要動 Hold it!
我警告你 I am warning you...
你逼得我要發飆了 I am seriously stressed out here
放輕鬆 Easy
過來 Come on
別活得不耐煩 Don't be an idiot
這裡是警察局 你不可能出得去 You're in a police station. There is no way you'll walk out of here like this
你說得對 You're know, you're right
一點也沒錯 你幹什麼？ - Absolutely right. - What are you doing?
咱們玩... You'll take me out...
官兵抓強盜 as your prisoner
銬上！ Put it on! Put it on!
走 Come on
我很遺憾 - I'm really very sorry about this. - I'm sure
你們抓錯人了 You got the wrong guy
我是冤大頭 It's a bum rap
要尊重人權嘛 I got my rights
你為何帶走伊卜吉？ Where are you taking Ipkiss?
「槍有他」 Ixnay! Ehay's otgay an ungay
原來你倒過來講 I get it. Pig Latin, right?
「見頭回」 Eesay ouyay aterlay
來呀 Come on!
你坐好，放輕鬆 Sit back and relax
我要更衣赴宴 I must change for the party
「豪睹之夜」 TONIGHT, CASINO
「戰火孤兒基金」 WAR ORPHANS FUND
買煙 I need cigarettes
什麼牌子？ 無所謂，我不抽煙 - Which brand? - It doesn't matter, I don't smoke
但我會幫你殺掉衛生署長 But for you, I would shoot the Surgeon General
條頓市長，可以訪問您嗎？ Mayor Tilton, may we have a word?
我一向 歡迎新聞界和忠心選民 I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents
放開我，你開車太恐怖 Let me out of these cuffs, you drive like a maniac
抱歉，怕趕不上舞會 Sorry, we're late for the ball
別假仙了，遲到大王 Alice and the rabbit'll be disappointed
你也會諷刺了 Now you're being cynical
你是誰？ Who are you?
我是你的離職員工 I'm just an ex-employee...
我來討你欠的薪水 who's come for his back pay
或者說來找你算帳 Or should I say payback?
殺掉他 Kill him
你上呀 Come on
各位來賓 Ladies and gentlemen...
現在起 I will be the host...
由我來主持 for the rest of the evening
拉開你的狗 Get your dog away from me
它似乎和你心心相印 Sorry, he seems to be attracted to you
人呢？情況不大妙 Where's everyone? Something's not kosher
小心 - Exactly. - Watch it!
對不起 Sorry
我必須把你鎖在車內 I must lock you in
打開無線電 Use the radio
做什麼？ 請求支援呀 You know, call for back-up or something
這很危險，你乖乖別動 This could be dangerous. Stay here and be a good boy
你老子我要去扁人 Daddy has to go kick some ass
他嫌人生乏味 He's a dead man
趴下 Down! Get down!
我懂，輕一點 Take it easy, I got the point
轟掉它！ Blow it!
你卑鄙 Bastard
怎麼了，親愛的？ What's the matter, darling?
他們是你的大舞群 This is your big production number
做秀就是為了 And you know it's important...
「轟轟烈烈」地成名 to go out with a big bang
查理，你怎麼來了？ Why are you here?
拿著槍，溜到後面去 Take this gun and start sneaking people out the back
退後 Step back
你知道我是什麼人？ 你不退後就是死人 - Do you know who I am? - A dead man if you don't step back
你難道不尊重法律和命令嗎？ What about some respect?
你算什麼流氓呀？ 炸彈設定完畢 - What kind of thug are you? - All set, Dorian
好極了 That's it
再過十分鐘 This party's over...
舞會就完了 in 10 minutes
在這一關鍵時刻 This is the moment when a man...
男兒要展露本性 shows what he's really made of
槍放下 Crap
放下 Drop it
真機靈 Smart dog
老闆，有不速之客 Boss, look who decided to crash the party
多利安，你好嗎？ How's it going?
帶過來！ Bring him up here!
多利安，等一下 Wait! No!
沒時間聽你的臨終請求 This is no time for last requests
我只求一吻 But all I wanted was a kiss
一個吻？ A kiss?
只是一個吻... Just one...
最後的一吻 last kiss
定時器關不掉呀 I can't shut it off
有的是時間 There's always time...
才一個吻而已 for one last kiss
要正牌的多利安來吻 From the real Dorian
我所愛的那位 The one I used to love
他的吻舉世無雙 Nobody ever kissed me like Dorian Tyrel
羅密歐呀 Romeo!
這兒快炸了 This place will blow!
你給我等著！ Just wait!
我決定了 I've decided...
我要讓她含笑而終 to give her one last thrill
接住它！ Get it!
快跑，麥樂 Run, Milo!
史丹利，快呀 Stanley, hurry!
你安啦 Don't worry
已經沒戲唱了 It's all over now
抓住你了 Got you
我要剝你的皮 I'll take you apart
用你的獨眼享受勝利吧 I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freaking eye!
狗兒乖乖 Good doggie
好狗兒 Good doggie
我贏了！ I'm winning!
我是洛基！ JACKPOT
我的老天呀！ Oh, my God!
它一定是新品種 This must be a new breed
別急 Easy, boy!
好狗兒 Good boy!
你們又沒打中嗎？ Did you miss me?
打中了 I guess not!
你們快捫心自問： Now, you have to ask yourself one question:
「我的命夠硬嗎？」 "Do I feel Iucky?"
怎樣呀？ Well...
痞子，你們的夠硬嗎？ do you...
（玩具槍） punks?
這肉丸挺辣的 That's a spicy meatball
怎樣呀？ How do?
這傢伙狗命真長 This guy's incorrigible
你是很有兩下子啦 You were good, kid, real good...
但只要有我 你就一邊涼快 but as long as I'm around you'll be second-best
手舉起來！ Police! Hands up!
條子們，逮捕這些人！ Officers, arrest those men
指揮警察真神氣 I've always wanted to say that
走 Come on
槍拿來 Give me that gun
他搶了我們的珠寶 He stole all our jewelry. Take me to headquarters...
攔住他 Stop that man!
伊卜吉，我逮到你了 I've got you now
小心，死胖子 Watch it, Chunky!
真抱歉，條頓市長 你搞什麼鳥龍？ - Mayor Tilton, I'm so-- - What's wrong with you?
他就是面具怪客 That man is The Mask
多利安才是 我親眼看見 No. Dorian Tyrel was The Mask. I saw it with my own eyes
他是我們的救星 This man here saved our lives
有我相助嘛 你真是英雄 - With a little help. - You're a real hero
這沒什麼 It's nothing...
身為鐵血美國男兒 any American with...
願為社會貢獻一切 balls of steel wouldn't do for his community
麥樂，走 Come on
市長，你看到那隻狗？ Mayor Tilton, did you see that dog?
你少去惹它 Leave the dog alone
明天一大早找我報到 I want you in my office first thing tomorrow
是，大人 拍馬屁沒用啦 - Yes, Your Honor. - That doesn't sound good at all
是沒用，你說什麼才有用？ No, it doesn't. What would sound good to you?
吃早飯 閉嘴 - Breakfast. - Shut up!
你確定要這樣做？ Sure you know what you're doing?
我確定 I'm sure
那就動手吧 Then do what you must
你真的不會懷念他？ Sure you won't miss this guy?
他走了，就只剩下我 When he's gone, all that's left is me
甜到心坎裡！ Smoking! �