饿死啦 Getting hunger
伙计 Waiter
是，马上就来 Yes sir, be right with you
你就是Jake对吗 You are Jake, right
传说中的灰色闪电 Thunders the gray
你最喜欢什么 What's your favourite
无所谓，哥追定你了 I love whatever you love
Laura得到个男盆友啦 Laura got a boy friend
哦, 不 Oh no
是那个土豪ACE It's that bully Ace
如果这不是一个伪球员的店 Well, if it isn't a store for foolsball（嘲讽） player
不服哥 Ques me
输赢定胜负 Whoever wins is the real champion
如果你找抽的话 If you insist
????是队长 ???? is the caption
他把球塞给了Rico He passed it over to Rico
Rico突入禁区大力抽射 He lines up his shot
在这一刻他灵魂附体 And boom he did it
得分!!!! GOAL!!!!!
Jake以为这一切已经结束了 Jake thought the bullying was over
但是当他的对手 But when his rival
ACE 7年之后再次归来 Ace returns after 7 years
真男人间的对决即将开始 The real battle begins
感谢我亲爱的小镇 Thank you my little town
这什么时候成你的地盘了 Why do you refer to this place is your little town
就是因为它小 Because it's little
现在它归哥了 And it's mine
并且马上拆迁 And distruction begins now
不要!!! NO!!!
为了拯救他的小镇 To save his town
哥要和你再战一场 I'm challenging you to a rematch
你想要挑战哥 You wanna line up
那就用真正的足球吧 Let's play real soccer
如果Jake赢了 If Jake wins
小镇就回到我们手中 We get our town back from you
你需要一点小小的帮助 You need a little help
从你小小的朋友那里 From some tiny friends
Jake
Enh
Da Dang
今天是拯救你生活的第一天啊 Today is the first day to rescure your life
没错，完全没希望 Yeah, and insanely silent
世界上最小的球员们 Now the world smallest roles
我一定是脑子进水了 I must be seeing things
我在做梦吗 Am I dreaming
我们不可能无缘无故的出现的 We came to alive for a reason
我们要帮助你打倒那个土豪 We're gonna help win this game for you
必须要击败宇宙队 Must defeat the world greatest team
我要干翻你 I'll crush you
我的地盘我做主 Not in my house
虽然这不是我家 Well, this isn't my house
但是你们懂的 But you know what I mean
你们觉得咋样 What do you guys think
我的桌上足球一级棒，对不 My trash soccer is pretty good hah
你真是无药可救了 You are the suavest of the suave
欢迎 Welcome
来到这场史无前例的比赛 To the first ever game in the most epic stadium in human history
为了小镇,我们一定要赢 We've got win this for the town
提好裤子，小子们 Alright boys
好戏才刚刚开始 This is only just begun
德玛西亚！！ I'm your dogs!!
别告诉我你还喜欢这个渣男 Don't tell me you still like this loose
姐就是喜欢 And what if I do
我只是需要信春哥 I just gotta have faith
看我完美的鸡皮疙瘩 Look goosebumps
Rico说发型是本体 Rico says the wear of the head
我相信他一定可以的 I think he can do it
哥不想吐槽 I think it's the acrylic paint
干翻他 Take him done
他会战的 He'll play
啊!!!爽!!! Awesome!!!
足球小小将
同志们，动动我们的脑子 Guys we're gonna have to use our heads
乌拉!!! U LA!!!
还有什么好主意吗 Gotta any more good ideas
@#$%^&*%$#
算你个合格Jake Little A on that Jake