听译@韦木人是我
没什么比周日晚大餐后喝一杯浓烈的咖啡更棒的了
There's nothing like a robust cup of Joe after a big meal on Sunday night.
我喜欢这个时节 不敢相信我们坐在门外
I love this time of year.Can't believe we're sitting outside.
春天来了
Spring has sprung.
我今天碰到朱迪了
You know I ran into Judy today.
是吗
Really?
她戴着隐形牙套
She was wearing invisible braces.
我没听说过
I hadn't heard that.
我为她高兴
Well I say good for her.
咖啡太浓了
This coffee is so rich and dark.
这是墨西哥咖啡
It's Mexican.
我今天在公园看见瑞克了
Oh I saw Rick at the park today.
是吗
Oh really?
是的 他说他在慢跑
Yes He said he was jogging.
但我看到他时 他坐在长椅上
But when I saw him, he was sitting on a bench.
他可能是心脏病发作了
Well He did just have a heart attack.
他在做伸展运动 穿着超短裤
He was stretching and wearing very short shorts.
我好像看到他的菊花了
I think I saw his butt hole.
嗯你有眼福了
Well that's great for you.
你知道我要用什么来给花园施肥吗?
You know what I'm gonna use to fertilize my garden?
你自己的翔吗 是的
Your owm poop?Yeah.
猜猜卡尔今年给珍妮丝过生日准备了什么？
Guess what Carl did for Janice his birthday this year?
是什么
What?
他在车库上吊自杀了
He hung himself in their garage.
你还说我们之间有问题
And you say we have problems.
过去几天我在裤子上放一片火腿片四处走
I walked around with a piece of sliced ham on my pants for the past
只是想要有我自己的秘密
couple of days just to have my own secret.
我喜欢咖啡 我也是
I enjoy coffee.Me too.
我想买一堆婴儿服来装饰我们的花草
I'm thinking about buying a bunch of baby clothes to dress up all of our plants.
我今天和狗跳舞了
I slow dance with the dog today.
我有猪的XX
I have a pig's vagina.
我喜欢这个门廊 我也是
I love this porch.Me too.