1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,167 HELEN (WHISPERING): If it feels good, go with it. 2 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:04,035 - ♪♪ - (BED CREAKING) 3 00:00:12,187 --> 00:00:14,955 (WHISPERING): But we're supposed to be the responsible ones here. 4 00:00:14,956 --> 00:00:16,788 EDDIE: I got to agree with that. 5 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:20,748 So, in the spirit of responsibility: 6 00:00:20,749 --> 00:00:22,514 lambskins. 7 00:00:22,515 --> 00:00:25,316 - Courtesy of my pop's undies drawer. - (HELEN GIGGLES) 8 00:00:34,995 --> 00:00:36,694 (KEYS JINGLING IN DISTANCE) 9 00:00:44,404 --> 00:00:46,404 - (SLOW FOOTSTEPS) - (KEYS JINGLING) 10 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:06,524 - (KEYS JINGLING) - What was that? 11 00:01:10,062 --> 00:01:13,031 I know you two heard it. The jingling? 12 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:14,533 It's probably those annoying wind chimes 13 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:16,534 the eight-year-olds made. 14 00:01:36,955 --> 00:01:38,988 ♪♪ 15 00:01:44,429 --> 00:01:45,429 (THUNK) 16 00:01:53,771 --> 00:01:55,403 (WHIMPERS) 17 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,143 (SCREAMS) 18 00:02:26,603 --> 00:02:28,603 ♪♪ 19 00:02:54,697 --> 00:02:56,697 ♪♪ 20 00:03:08,745 --> 00:03:09,745 (OWL HOOTING) 21 00:03:09,746 --> 00:03:10,746 (KEYS JINGLING) 22 00:03:12,181 --> 00:03:14,048 ♪♪ 23 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:24,096 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 24 00:03:42,343 --> 00:03:43,710 ♪♪ 25 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,976 ♪ American Horror Story: 1984 9x01 ♪ Camp Redwood 26 00:04:15,977 --> 00:04:18,645 (MUSIC SLOWS, DISTORTS) 27 00:04:18,646 --> 00:04:20,378 (FILM PROJECTOR CLICKING) 28 00:04:20,379 --> 00:04:22,876 ♪ (HARD ROCK MUSIC) ♪ 29 00:04:22,877 --> 00:04:24,300 Kick! 30 00:04:24,301 --> 00:04:26,276 Kick! Up! 31 00:04:26,277 --> 00:04:28,510 Reach! 32 00:04:28,511 --> 00:04:30,535 _ 33 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:33,305 ♪ This is the end ♪ 34 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,306 XAVIER: Yeah! 35 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,640 ♪ You made your choice ♪ 36 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:39,310 - ♪ And now my chance is over ♪ - _ 37 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:40,979 ♪ I thought I was in ♪ 38 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,147 XAVIER: Hip thrust, in. (GRUNTS) 39 00:04:43,148 --> 00:04:46,684 ♪ You put me down and say I'm going nowhere ♪ 40 00:04:46,685 --> 00:04:48,953 XAVIER: Left, left. (GRUNTS) 41 00:04:48,954 --> 00:04:50,954 - ♪ Save me, darlin' ♪ - _ 42 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,191 ♪ I am down ♪ 43 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:55,681 ♪ But I am far from over ♪ 44 00:04:55,682 --> 00:04:57,862 _ 45 00:04:57,863 --> 00:04:59,663 - ♪ Give me something ♪ - XAVIER: Ooh. 46 00:04:59,664 --> 00:05:00,764 And down. 47 00:05:00,765 --> 00:05:03,434 ♪ I need it all 'cause I am ♪ 48 00:05:03,435 --> 00:05:06,170 - ♪ Runnin' over ♪ - Left! Left! Right! Right! 49 00:05:06,171 --> 00:05:08,339 It's hard but it's worth it! 50 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:10,340 ♪ Back in the race ♪ 51 00:05:12,377 --> 00:05:15,911 ♪ I'm moving in 'cause I am getting closer ♪ 52 00:05:17,515 --> 00:05:18,581 ♪ I'm digging in ♪ 53 00:05:18,582 --> 00:05:20,217 XAVIER: Yes! Two more! 54 00:05:20,218 --> 00:05:22,219 - ♪ I want it more than ♪ - On your side! 55 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:24,753 ♪ Anything I've wanted ♪ 56 00:05:25,856 --> 00:05:27,356 ♪ Save. ♪ 57 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,661 Hi. 58 00:05:31,662 --> 00:05:33,562 I'm not a lez. Just friendly. 59 00:05:34,598 --> 00:05:35,798 Rad bod, though. 60 00:05:35,799 --> 00:05:37,799 Like that girl on Cheers. 61 00:05:38,936 --> 00:05:41,104 I noticed you ogling my buddy Chet's mound. 62 00:05:41,105 --> 00:05:43,106 You want me to introduce you? 63 00:05:43,107 --> 00:05:45,207 I don't know what you're talking about. 64 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:47,043 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 65 00:05:47,044 --> 00:05:49,311 The whole reason most people come to Slimmercise class 66 00:05:49,312 --> 00:05:50,412 is to hook up. 67 00:05:52,049 --> 00:05:53,615 Not for me. 68 00:05:53,616 --> 00:05:55,951 The last American virgin. 69 00:05:55,952 --> 00:05:57,620 Everyone tells me I can be 70 00:05:57,921 --> 00:05:59,721 a little over the top with new people. 71 00:05:59,722 --> 00:06:01,842 It's just that it's L.A.... you can't make friends 72 00:06:01,843 --> 00:06:03,525 unless you get a little aggressive, right? 73 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:04,593 Totally. 74 00:06:04,594 --> 00:06:06,095 I'm Brooke. 75 00:06:06,096 --> 00:06:07,163 I'm new in town. 76 00:06:07,164 --> 00:06:08,630 Well, I'm obsessed with this place. 77 00:06:08,631 --> 00:06:10,466 I've been doing aerobics since '82. 78 00:06:10,467 --> 00:06:13,202 Ever since I read those articles about it in Rolling Stone. 79 00:06:13,203 --> 00:06:15,938 Did you know they have competitive aerobics championships? 80 00:06:15,939 --> 00:06:17,306 - Sounds... serious. - (CHUCKLES) 81 00:06:17,307 --> 00:06:19,131 I know it may sound silly to you, 82 00:06:19,132 --> 00:06:21,991 but I'm gonna be the greatest aerobics competitor of all time. 83 00:06:21,992 --> 00:06:23,926 - I'm Montana, by the way. - Mm. 84 00:06:26,082 --> 00:06:28,082 ("CRUEL SUMMER" BY BANANARAMA PLAYING) 85 00:06:31,454 --> 00:06:33,421 She was stabbed, like, 40 times. 86 00:06:33,422 --> 00:06:36,792 Her throat was cut so badly she was basically decapitated. 87 00:06:36,793 --> 00:06:39,427 - Describing your last date? - (CHUCKLES) Hilarious. 88 00:06:39,428 --> 00:06:41,060 - Yeah. - No. 89 00:06:41,061 --> 00:06:43,832 There was a murder a couple of days ago in Glassell Park. 90 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,334 My cousin works for LAPD Homicide, 91 00:06:46,335 --> 00:06:48,303 and they're convinced whoever did it is responsible 92 00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:50,939 for a bunch of other unsolved murders in town. 93 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:53,498 The cops are calling him the Night Stalker. 94 00:06:53,499 --> 00:06:55,576 I heard serial killers become more active 95 00:06:55,577 --> 00:06:57,343 in the summer months when it's hot. 96 00:07:00,448 --> 00:07:02,774 Because people sleep with their windows open at night. 97 00:07:02,775 --> 00:07:04,451 Hmm. This is Brooke. 98 00:07:04,452 --> 00:07:05,953 She's new in town. 99 00:07:05,954 --> 00:07:07,855 Brooke, this is Xavier, 100 00:07:07,856 --> 00:07:09,824 Ray and Chet. 101 00:07:09,825 --> 00:07:11,558 (CHUCKLES): Hi. 102 00:07:11,559 --> 00:07:13,460 Hey. 103 00:07:13,461 --> 00:07:16,263 Hey. How do you guys know each other? 104 00:07:16,264 --> 00:07:17,297 XAVIER: Well, it's L.A. 105 00:07:17,298 --> 00:07:18,890 Do any of us really know each other? 106 00:07:18,891 --> 00:07:21,540 RAY: We collected each other over the last couple of years. 107 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,208 Xavier and Montana met in traffic 108 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,043 - and dated for a hot second. - "Met in traffic" 109 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:27,212 is a nice way of saying that I missed an audition 110 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,713 for one of the last episodes of MASH 111 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,215 because she rear-ended me. 112 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,216 You are welcome. 113 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,085 - You're an actor? - Yeah. 114 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,420 Not one of those "happy to get a role on a soap opera 115 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:37,256 or a Coca-Cola commercial" types. 116 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,424 I'm a serious actor. 117 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:41,459 - (LAUGHS) - I trained at Stella Adler... 118 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,061 I'm method. 119 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,129 Cool. 120 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,563 Chet and I met at the gym. 121 00:07:45,564 --> 00:07:47,232 Yeah, and I think I met Montana 122 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,736 at a party up in the hills at Justine Bateman's house. 123 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,372 - You know her? - Not really. 124 00:07:51,373 --> 00:07:53,674 Anyway... my cousin was saying that they think 125 00:07:53,675 --> 00:07:55,442 that this guy's gonna go on a rampage, 126 00:07:55,443 --> 00:07:58,179 like Son of Sam did in the summer of '78. 127 00:07:58,180 --> 00:08:00,181 Which is why I'm getting out of town 128 00:08:00,182 --> 00:08:01,549 for the next couple of months. 129 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:03,441 I got a gig as a counselor at a summer camp 130 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:05,409 they're opening up a couple of hours from here. 131 00:08:07,021 --> 00:08:08,112 You guys should all come. 132 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,880 I mean, they're desperate for counselors. 133 00:08:09,881 --> 00:08:12,192 Hey, I'm in. When do we leave? 134 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:14,130 Tomorrow, after class. 135 00:08:14,131 --> 00:08:15,465 Why can't we leave tonight? 136 00:08:15,466 --> 00:08:17,300 Slow down. 137 00:08:17,301 --> 00:08:18,904 What's with you? 138 00:08:18,905 --> 00:08:20,739 You been jumpy all week. 139 00:08:20,740 --> 00:08:23,875 I'm just ready to get out before the Olympic shit show starts. 140 00:08:23,876 --> 00:08:26,711 Okay? Los Angeles is about to descend into chaos. 141 00:08:26,712 --> 00:08:29,047 All right, gridlock on the freeways. 142 00:08:29,048 --> 00:08:30,882 And I'm thinking of poor Chet, having to be here 143 00:08:30,883 --> 00:08:32,551 getting his face rubbed in it. 144 00:08:32,552 --> 00:08:34,385 Fuck the IOC. 145 00:08:34,386 --> 00:08:36,587 I'm in. 146 00:08:36,588 --> 00:08:38,722 Do you think they'd let me teach aerobics up there? 147 00:08:38,723 --> 00:08:40,958 Can't see why not. 148 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:42,793 (SHORT CHUCKLE) I'm in. 149 00:08:42,794 --> 00:08:44,428 You should come. 150 00:08:44,429 --> 00:08:46,296 I'm desperate for some estrogen in this crew. 151 00:08:46,297 --> 00:08:48,799 Oh. Sounds fun, 152 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,959 but I'm taking classes at Santa Monica College. 153 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,237 I'm gonna be a veterinary assistant. 154 00:08:54,238 --> 00:08:56,406 Wow. Aiming high. 155 00:08:56,407 --> 00:08:58,798 Knock it off, Montana. 156 00:08:58,799 --> 00:08:59,799 Yeah. 157 00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:02,613 I'm in the medical field, too. 158 00:09:02,614 --> 00:09:03,844 Medical field? 159 00:09:03,845 --> 00:09:06,346 You're an orderly. You mop up poop. 160 00:09:06,347 --> 00:09:08,181 We're all putting our lives on hold for this, 161 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:11,181 but I'm telling you, it's gonna be worth it. 162 00:09:11,182 --> 00:09:13,085 You don't want to be in this town this summer. 163 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,754 It could cost you your life. 164 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,088 ♪ Not the only one, it's a cruel... ♪ 165 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:18,958 Oh, um, your bag. (CHUCKLES) 166 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,126 ♪ Cruel summer... ♪ 167 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,961 Thanks. 168 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,763 If you change your mind... 169 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,097 call me. 170 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,099 - ♪ It's a cruel ♪ - ♪ It's a cruel ♪ 171 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,302 ♪ Cruel summer ♪ 172 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:31,471 ♪ Now you're gone ♪ 173 00:09:31,472 --> 00:09:33,640 ♪ You're not the only one ♪ 174 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:36,008 - ♪ It's a cruel ♪ - ♪ It's a cruel ♪ 175 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,009 ♪ Cruel summer. ♪ 176 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,284 ♪♪ 177 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,345 ♪♪ 178 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,983 (SIGHS) 179 00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:45,510 (RUSTLING NEARBY) 180 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,177 (CLANK) 181 00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:49,514 (LOW CREAKING) 182 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,414 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 183 00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:56,553 - (MUFFLED SCREAMING) - Shut up. 184 00:10:56,554 --> 00:10:58,888 - (SOBS) - Where's the jewelry? 185 00:10:59,891 --> 00:11:01,525 Get it for me. 186 00:11:01,526 --> 00:11:03,359 - (SHRIEKS) - Get it for me! 187 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,193 (PANTING) 188 00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:15,906 Is that it? 189 00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:16,973 All of it? 190 00:11:16,974 --> 00:11:18,074 Swear on Satan! 191 00:11:18,075 --> 00:11:19,942 I swear. (SCREAMS) 192 00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:25,248 Fuckin' waste of time! 193 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,150 I'm sorry! 194 00:11:27,151 --> 00:11:28,584 At least we'll see some blood. 195 00:11:28,585 --> 00:11:31,587 - No, please, don't-don't... - You're gonna be famous. 196 00:11:31,588 --> 00:11:34,090 You're gonna die by the hand of the Night Stalker. 197 00:11:34,091 --> 00:11:37,426 - (GRUNTING) - Aah! 198 00:11:39,096 --> 00:11:41,164 - (POUNDING ON DOOR) - MAN: Hey, you okay in there? 199 00:11:41,165 --> 00:11:42,998 - The cops are on the way! - Bitch! 200 00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:45,068 - (POUNDING ON DOOR) - I will find you. 201 00:11:45,069 --> 00:11:47,135 Satan will show me the way. 202 00:11:51,775 --> 00:11:53,775 ("SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME" BY ROCKWELL PLAYING) 203 00:11:55,332 --> 00:11:57,332 RAY: A little Jack might take the edge off. 204 00:11:59,215 --> 00:12:01,216 I still don't really know what happened. 205 00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:03,952 ♪ Watching me... ♪ 206 00:12:03,953 --> 00:12:06,555 (GRUNTS) How am I alive right now? 207 00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:09,491 Face it: you're a badass. 208 00:12:09,492 --> 00:12:12,994 I'm not. He said he was gonna come back and kill me. 209 00:12:12,995 --> 00:12:15,330 The cops are gonna find him, right? 210 00:12:15,331 --> 00:12:18,967 Totally. But in the meantime, he won't be able to find you. 211 00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:21,240 What's better than a few weeks in the wilderness 212 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,408 to forget about everything? 213 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,410 And get paid for it. 214 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,412 Brooke, you're totally doing the right thing coming with us. 215 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,484 Absolutely. It's gonna be a nonstop party. 216 00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,986 The kids, the camp. 217 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,455 I got enough blow and weed to last us through the summer. 218 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,390 And let's just hope we don't have to take 219 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,059 any random drug tests. 220 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,019 - (LAUGHTER) - No, it's not fucking funny. 221 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,210 What? What did I say? 222 00:12:43,211 --> 00:12:45,097 .001. That's how much shit 223 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,999 those wastoids say was in my bloodstream. 224 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,500 If you haven't figured it out, 225 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,135 Chet was disqualified from Team USA. 226 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,738 He peed a pharmacy, so they kicked him out of the Olympics. 227 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,241 Come on, you can be honest with us... we're friends. 228 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,742 CHET: But I didn't do anything! 229 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,077 I worked my ass off for that spot. 230 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,147 I mean, look at this bod. 231 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,483 Have you ever seen a body like this? 232 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,918 Never. 233 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,387 - You're embarrassing yourself. - Embarrassing myself? 234 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,221 - Yes. - Yeah, what the hell have you got? Let's see. 235 00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:11,790 Yeah, I'm up for a laugh. 236 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,823 (GRUNTS) 237 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,429 Well, it's like the ad says... there's always room for Jell-O. 238 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,930 Ah. Eat my shorts. 239 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,932 ♪ Just a little touched ♪ 240 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,434 ♪ But maybe showers remind me of Psycho... ♪ 241 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,968 What the hell. 242 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,916 Guess it doesn't matter what I put in my body anymore anyway. 243 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:27,851 RAY: Let's go. Let's go! 244 00:13:27,852 --> 00:13:30,253 ♪ Somebody's watching me... ♪ 245 00:13:31,089 --> 00:13:32,756 No, thanks. 246 00:13:32,757 --> 00:13:33,990 More for me. 247 00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:35,832 (SNIFFING) 248 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,667 ♪ I always feel like ♪ 249 00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:40,604 ♪ Somebody's watching me ♪ 250 00:13:40,605 --> 00:13:42,604 ♪ Tell me, is it just a dream? ♪ 251 00:13:45,842 --> 00:13:47,842 - (ENGINE TURNS OFF) - (MUSIC STOPS) 252 00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,515 Fill 'Er up. 253 00:13:52,516 --> 00:13:54,650 - Pay phone? - Mm-hmm. 254 00:13:54,651 --> 00:13:56,151 Takes a quarter. 255 00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:08,398 (LINE RINGING) 256 00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,881 Hey, this is Xavier's answering machine. 257 00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:13,616 When you hear the beep, do your thang. 258 00:14:15,257 --> 00:14:17,591 AUTOMATED VOICE: You have 11 messages. 259 00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:18,883 First message. 260 00:14:18,884 --> 00:14:20,427 MAN (RECORDED): You can't just take your dick 261 00:14:20,428 --> 00:14:23,296 and walk away. There's nowhere to run, 262 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,964 nowhere to hide. 263 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,467 I know exactly where you're going. 264 00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:30,136 Xavier! Let's go! We got to get moving if we're gonna make it 265 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,905 to Redwood before dark. 266 00:14:31,906 --> 00:14:33,740 You say Redwood? 267 00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:35,642 BROOKE: Yeah. Camp Redwood. 268 00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:37,711 We're all counselors there for the summer. 269 00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,279 Turn around. 270 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,280 Go back to the city. 271 00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:44,897 They never should have opened that place up again. 272 00:14:44,898 --> 00:14:47,166 Yeah, yeah. How much do we owe you? 273 00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:49,401 Ten even. 274 00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:00,777 You're all gonna die. 275 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,250 (ENGINE STARTS) 276 00:15:07,453 --> 00:15:09,753 ("PHOTOGRAPH" BY DEF LEPPARD PLAYING) 277 00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,197 ♪ I'm outta luck ♪ 278 00:15:19,198 --> 00:15:21,032 ♪ Outta love... ♪ 279 00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:23,374 You guys, I think we were supposed to turn back there. 280 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,021 Nah, that was a side road. 281 00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:26,727 Leads to the same place. 282 00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:28,069 This way is much faster. 283 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,271 You've never been here before. 284 00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:31,039 - How do you know? - Instincts, baby. 285 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,068 Maybe we should have checked at the gas station. 286 00:15:33,069 --> 00:15:35,177 BROOKE: Why was that guy saying 287 00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:37,045 all of that creepy st... Look out! 288 00:15:37,046 --> 00:15:38,880 (TIRES SCREECH) 289 00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:40,014 (GASPS) 290 00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:48,189 Did we hit him? 291 00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:52,073 No. I-I don't think so. 292 00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:53,394 Hey. 293 00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:55,162 You okay? 294 00:15:56,547 --> 00:15:58,017 Just keep your head back and relax. 295 00:15:58,018 --> 00:15:59,233 We need to keep him warm. 296 00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:01,268 I-I'll go get a blanket. 297 00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:02,601 What's your name? 298 00:16:03,638 --> 00:16:05,139 I can't remember. 299 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,541 - (SCREAMING) - CHET: No, no, no, no, no, no! 300 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,044 - Don't move. - XAVIER: No... 301 00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:11,378 Look-look at his cuts. 302 00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:14,082 The dried blood. He didn't just get 303 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,251 those injuries... he's been out here a long time. 304 00:16:16,252 --> 00:16:18,854 Doesn't matter. We're in the middle of nowhere. 305 00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:20,355 We can't just leave him here. 306 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,715 XAVIER: We'll take him back to the camp with us, then, but 307 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,883 let's get our stories straight. We didn't hit him. 308 00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:29,120 Here, let's just get him up, huh? 309 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,883 - Let's get him up. - Come on. 310 00:16:30,884 --> 00:16:31,908 (GASPS) 311 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,934 You got to believe me. 312 00:16:33,935 --> 00:16:35,903 - I tried. - BROOKE: It's okay. 313 00:16:35,904 --> 00:16:37,904 Okay. It's okay. It's okay. 314 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:43,924 RAY: Hey. 315 00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:46,125 Hey! 316 00:16:47,695 --> 00:16:49,695 ♪♪ 317 00:17:09,975 --> 00:17:11,575 Welcome to Camp Redwood. 318 00:17:11,576 --> 00:17:13,577 I'm Margaret Booth. I'm the owner. 319 00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:16,071 Boss lady chopping her own wood. Choice. 320 00:17:16,072 --> 00:17:17,973 Well, we'll all have to wear multiple hats. 321 00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:20,052 We are short-staffed, and the kids arrive in the morning. 322 00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:22,050 Yeah, are we the only counselors? 323 00:17:22,051 --> 00:17:24,712 Well, the Olympics create thousands of temporary jobs, 324 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:27,028 and my pool of potential employees was limited. 325 00:17:27,029 --> 00:17:29,029 Is there a medic or a nurse here? 326 00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:32,552 We have a situation. 327 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,177 What happened to him? 328 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,134 XAVIER: Uh, he was by the side of the road. 329 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,657 - He was already messed up. - Okay, well, 330 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,991 let's get him to the infirmary. 331 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,002 You say you found him in the middle of the road? 332 00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,637 He was by the side of the road. 333 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,640 He's been pretty out of it, saying weird things, 334 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,275 not making much sense. 335 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,778 He's severely dehydrated. 336 00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:01,247 Probably went for a hike and got lost. 337 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,350 Couldn't find his way back. Panicked. 338 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,986 People don't realize just how deep these woods are. 339 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:10,722 Hikers get lost in them every year. 340 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,024 End up dead of hypothermia or 341 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,492 falling into a ravine 342 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,828 or just disappearing altogether. 343 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,597 He's lucky you found him. 344 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,655 Hmm. 345 00:18:19,656 --> 00:18:20,999 Is he gonna die? 346 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,168 Not on my watch. 347 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,279 Don't worry, 348 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,867 I work in the E.R. at Hawthorne Hospital the rest of the year. 349 00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:29,407 MARGARET: Why don't we give our nurse a little space. 350 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,842 Come on. I can show you all a tour of the camp. 351 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,548 We have canoes and rowboats. 352 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,985 All children must have a buddy to go into the water. 353 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,344 The lake is allegedly bottomless, 354 00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:45,204 and drowning is the number one cause of death for U.S. campers. 355 00:18:45,205 --> 00:18:46,205 What's second? 356 00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,963 ♪♪ 357 00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,405 And this is Chef Bertie, 358 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,139 a Camp Redwood veteran. 359 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,608 Dibs. 360 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,042 You wouldn't know what to do with it 361 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,277 if you got it, handsome. 362 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,279 (RAY CHUCKLES) 363 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,880 Put those scrawny arms to work 364 00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:11,882 and help a lady fill her pantry. 365 00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,884 All of you, grab a crate. 366 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:16,053 This heat is a killer. 367 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,388 MARGARET: Chef Bertie worked here when I was a counselor. 368 00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:21,025 We are so blessed to have her with us. 369 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,928 I have many good memories of this place. 370 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,462 It's magic up here in the fresh air. 371 00:19:28,153 --> 00:19:31,421 I'm sorry that one bad apple ruined it for everyone. 372 00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:34,424 The minute I heard Margaret was reopening this place, 373 00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:36,526 I was first to volunteer. 374 00:19:36,527 --> 00:19:39,763 No. No, no, no, this... all this goes up to the mess hall. 375 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:42,599 MARGARET: Girls shower in the a.m., boys in the p.m. 376 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,268 Same goes for counselors, too. 377 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,103 This is the girls' cabin. 378 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,776 And this is the boys' cabin. 379 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,111 Girls are red. 380 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,479 Boys are blue. 381 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,146 Don't even try to make purple. 382 00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:00,950 You expect us to be celibate all summer? 383 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,919 Well, I'm not banning self-abuse. 384 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,921 Although every stroke soils your soul. 385 00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:06,223 But how could I ever enforce it? 386 00:20:06,224 --> 00:20:08,558 It's 1984, Margaret. 387 00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:11,127 They're building coed showers in the West Hollywood gym. 388 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,697 You ever hear of the sexual revolution? 389 00:20:13,698 --> 00:20:15,699 Sex won. 390 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,735 I am aware of the decadence of our era. 391 00:20:18,736 --> 00:20:21,003 Women's underwear that shows the buttocks. 392 00:20:21,004 --> 00:20:23,806 Pornography in your own home. 393 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,141 Van Halen. 394 00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:27,676 I have been fighting the Lord's fight 395 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:30,212 against filth around the world for years. 396 00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:32,522 Charles Keating is a dear friend. 397 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,548 I was right by his side in Cincinnati 398 00:20:34,549 --> 00:20:36,349 during that Larry Flynt trial. 399 00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,986 And that is why, while still grieving 400 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:42,056 my sweet husband Walter's untimely death, 401 00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:45,459 I took a small portion of the large fortune 402 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,395 he left to me to buy this camp and create a safe, 403 00:20:48,396 --> 00:20:51,992 pure, godly and decent place 404 00:20:51,993 --> 00:20:55,396 for the children of this country to escape for the summer. 405 00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:58,756 It is a dream come true. 406 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,676 Now, there aren't many rules, but I expect every one of you 407 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,269 to follow them without exception. 408 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,740 Who's Charles Keating? 409 00:21:07,741 --> 00:21:09,741 ♪♪ 410 00:21:33,434 --> 00:21:35,767 I don't smoke that funny weed. 411 00:21:35,768 --> 00:21:39,505 Only thing I put in my lungs... 412 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,772 is a Marlboro Red. 413 00:21:40,773 --> 00:21:42,708 You know that shit will kill you. 414 00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,443 All got to die somehow. 415 00:21:44,444 --> 00:21:47,446 Any of you been camp counselors before? 416 00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:48,618 - BROOKE: Mm-mmm. - CHET: No. 417 00:21:48,619 --> 00:21:50,051 Nah. We just had to get out of L.A. 418 00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:51,052 RITA: I hear that. 419 00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:52,511 Couldn't stand being in that city 420 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,389 another minute. Not with all those gruesome murders 421 00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:57,024 happening so close to home. 422 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:59,160 I was attacked in my apartment 423 00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:01,161 by the Night Stalker. 424 00:22:02,164 --> 00:22:04,341 He said he'd come after me. 425 00:22:04,342 --> 00:22:05,976 Brooke, take a chill pill. 426 00:22:05,977 --> 00:22:08,279 He doesn't know where you are, and nobody followed us. 427 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,014 Nothing bad is gonna happen here. 428 00:22:10,015 --> 00:22:13,016 RITA: Maybe not, but something did. 429 00:22:14,185 --> 00:22:15,719 14 years ago. 430 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,754 That's why they closed this place down. 431 00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:21,015 Rita. I totally understand the tradition, 432 00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:22,592 and usually I'm cool with that, 433 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,694 but our friend Brooke here 434 00:22:24,695 --> 00:22:26,763 had a for-real assault, and 435 00:22:26,764 --> 00:22:29,099 we're just not in the mood for a bullshit ghost story. 436 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,500 It's not bullshit. 437 00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:32,535 And there was no ghost. 438 00:22:33,871 --> 00:22:35,872 I'll be honest with you. I've never been a nurse 439 00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:37,241 at a summer camp before. 440 00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:39,576 And you've never been counselors. 441 00:22:39,577 --> 00:22:41,678 So how did we get these jobs 442 00:22:41,679 --> 00:22:44,347 with no prior experience? 443 00:22:44,348 --> 00:22:46,516 That's because anybody that knows anything 444 00:22:46,517 --> 00:22:47,918 about Camp Redwood 445 00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:50,385 doesn't want to be in Camp Redwood. 446 00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:54,891 This is the sight of the worst summer camp massacre 447 00:22:54,892 --> 00:22:56,225 of all time. 448 00:22:56,226 --> 00:22:57,862 Come on, Rita. 449 00:22:57,863 --> 00:23:00,196 His name was Benjamin Richter. 450 00:23:00,197 --> 00:23:02,698 But everybody called him Mr. Jingles. 451 00:23:04,902 --> 00:23:07,537 Richter was drafted into the Vietnam War. 452 00:23:07,538 --> 00:23:10,139 They sent him off to Saigon, 453 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,640 and that's where he found his calling. 454 00:23:14,744 --> 00:23:17,412 He had the highest kill rate in his company. 455 00:23:17,413 --> 00:23:20,549 And even after he was wounded, 456 00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:22,585 he went back for a second tour. 457 00:23:22,586 --> 00:23:24,386 See, he liked to kill, 458 00:23:24,387 --> 00:23:26,087 and he was good at it. 459 00:23:26,957 --> 00:23:28,924 He had a nasty habit 460 00:23:28,925 --> 00:23:31,927 of collecting trophies from his enemies. 461 00:23:31,928 --> 00:23:33,929 Cut off their ears 462 00:23:33,930 --> 00:23:36,031 and strung them into a necklace. 463 00:23:36,032 --> 00:23:38,200 - [WHISPERING] Jesus. - Army found out about it 464 00:23:38,201 --> 00:23:40,202 and gave him a dishonorable discharge. 465 00:23:40,203 --> 00:23:41,837 Richter came home to nothing. 466 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,873 Only job he was able to get... 467 00:23:43,874 --> 00:23:46,108 was right here in Camp Redwood. 468 00:23:46,109 --> 00:23:49,110 Nobody knows exactly why he snapped. 469 00:23:49,111 --> 00:23:51,713 But one random night, 470 00:23:51,714 --> 00:23:54,048 Mr. Jingles grabs a knife 471 00:23:54,049 --> 00:23:56,316 and slaughters an entire cabin. 472 00:23:57,216 --> 00:23:59,320 Ten victims in all. 473 00:23:59,321 --> 00:24:00,855 MARGARET: You're wrong. 474 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:04,125 If you're gonna tell a story, tell it right. 475 00:24:04,126 --> 00:24:06,661 Alcohol is not allowed. 476 00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:09,363 - Wha... God! - Neither are those funny-smelling cigarettes. 477 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,498 What are those, cloves? 478 00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:12,667 So nothing happened here? 479 00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:14,335 No, there was a massacre. 480 00:24:14,336 --> 00:24:16,437 But only nine died, not ten. 481 00:24:16,438 --> 00:24:19,007 So Mr. Jingles is real? 482 00:24:19,008 --> 00:24:20,874 (BROOKE GASPS) 483 00:24:24,145 --> 00:24:26,647 Now, I don't usually show off, 484 00:24:26,648 --> 00:24:29,583 but since you all are helping me start this camp, 485 00:24:29,584 --> 00:24:31,817 I think you deserve to know everything. 486 00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,725 I was asleep when I heard it. 487 00:24:38,726 --> 00:24:40,060 (KEYS JINGLING) 488 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,662 - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) - It was the sound 489 00:24:41,663 --> 00:24:44,497 of his keys... jingling. 490 00:24:44,498 --> 00:24:46,166 I opened my eyes 491 00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:48,334 a split-second before I felt the blade. 492 00:24:48,335 --> 00:24:49,836 - (SCREAMS) - But I knew 493 00:24:49,837 --> 00:24:52,338 I was going to die. 494 00:24:52,339 --> 00:24:54,808 - (THUNK) - _ 495 00:24:54,809 --> 00:24:58,043 But then a miracle happened. 496 00:25:01,949 --> 00:25:03,950 I saw a bubble 497 00:25:03,951 --> 00:25:05,952 rising to the surface, 498 00:25:05,953 --> 00:25:08,520 and I had this powerful urge 499 00:25:08,521 --> 00:25:11,624 to follow it up to the light. 500 00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:13,893 I was so scared. 501 00:25:13,894 --> 00:25:16,629 I didn't know how I could stay still. 502 00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:20,399 But then the light became so bright. 503 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,602 I was lost in it, 504 00:25:22,603 --> 00:25:26,572 in the warmth and peace. 505 00:25:26,573 --> 00:25:29,374 It was Jesus. 506 00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:31,577 I had known him my whole life, 507 00:25:31,578 --> 00:25:33,912 - but I truly met him that day. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 508 00:25:33,913 --> 00:25:36,526 I floated out of my body, 509 00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:39,624 held aloft by the wings of an angel. 510 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,153 From above, I saw him cut off 511 00:25:42,154 --> 00:25:44,889 my ear, but I gave him nothing. 512 00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:47,892 Not a twitch or a sound. 513 00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:50,895 And that's how I managed to survive, 514 00:25:50,896 --> 00:25:52,731 through the grace of God 515 00:25:52,732 --> 00:25:54,766 and His mercy. 516 00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:56,834 (KEYS JINGLING) 517 00:26:01,306 --> 00:26:03,274 What happened to Mr. Jingles? 518 00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:04,976 He was arrested and put on trial. 519 00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:07,911 I was the star witness. 520 00:26:07,912 --> 00:26:10,948 The jury only took an hour to find him guilty, 521 00:26:10,949 --> 00:26:13,650 and I thought, "That will be the end of it." 522 00:26:15,787 --> 00:26:17,288 But I can't escape him. 523 00:26:18,951 --> 00:26:21,659 And that's why I bought this camp. 524 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:23,661 To reopen it. 525 00:26:23,662 --> 00:26:26,664 And to take all of my darkest memories 526 00:26:26,665 --> 00:26:30,000 and turn them into something bright and happy. 527 00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:32,502 (CHUCKLES): Dude. 528 00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:34,437 That's heavy. 529 00:26:34,438 --> 00:26:36,640 Okay, well... 530 00:26:36,641 --> 00:26:38,876 the kids are coming tomorrow, 531 00:26:38,877 --> 00:26:40,810 and this is the last time 532 00:26:40,811 --> 00:26:44,313 I want anyone talking about that horrible night. 533 00:26:50,621 --> 00:26:52,289 (GASPS) 534 00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:54,290 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 535 00:27:08,972 --> 00:27:10,372 (GRUNTS) 536 00:27:25,655 --> 00:27:27,655 (WHIMPERING) 537 00:27:33,756 --> 00:27:35,122 (OWL HOOTING) 538 00:27:57,613 --> 00:27:59,613 (GASPS) 539 00:28:02,318 --> 00:28:04,319 (SCREAMS) 540 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,586 Oh, Jesus. 541 00:28:06,587 --> 00:28:09,589 You can't creep up on people like that. 542 00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,625 You... 543 00:28:11,626 --> 00:28:13,660 you shouldn't be here. 544 00:28:13,661 --> 00:28:15,094 I was worried about you. 545 00:28:17,165 --> 00:28:19,166 What are you doing out of bed? 546 00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:21,836 Come on, you should be resting. 547 00:28:21,837 --> 00:28:23,871 (GRUNTS) 548 00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:26,874 Man, you don't look so good. 549 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,876 There's nobody I can call? 550 00:28:28,877 --> 00:28:31,879 F-Family, friends? 551 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,881 Phone lines are down. 552 00:28:33,882 --> 00:28:35,482 Seriously? 553 00:28:35,483 --> 00:28:38,219 It's a miracle they let them reopen this dump. 554 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:39,719 Reopen? 555 00:28:41,489 --> 00:28:43,056 Where are we? 556 00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:45,124 It's a summer camp. Camp Redwood? 557 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:46,860 - (GASPS) - No. 558 00:28:46,861 --> 00:28:49,028 No, you have to leave. 559 00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:50,997 Something terrible is gonna happen. 560 00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:52,365 No, I don't understand. What... 561 00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:54,367 Get out! Go, now! 562 00:28:55,636 --> 00:28:57,871 BROOKE: I think there's something wrong with the hiker. 563 00:28:57,872 --> 00:29:01,174 When I went to check on him, he wigged out. 564 00:29:01,175 --> 00:29:02,776 I think he has a concussion. 565 00:29:02,777 --> 00:29:05,211 MONTANA: I mean, we got him here, made sure 566 00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:06,212 he didn't die. 567 00:29:06,213 --> 00:29:08,147 Karmically, we're cool. 568 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:09,483 He kept saying something bad 569 00:29:09,484 --> 00:29:11,818 - is gonna happen. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 570 00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:14,219 ♪ You see me... ♪ 571 00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:16,522 MAN: Hey. 572 00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:18,324 ♪ When you're making a scene ♪ 573 00:29:18,325 --> 00:29:20,942 ♪ Oh, girl, you've got to know... ♪ 574 00:29:20,943 --> 00:29:21,995 Don't you guys know 575 00:29:21,996 --> 00:29:24,330 you're not supposed to be coed fraternizing? 576 00:29:24,331 --> 00:29:26,999 ♪ The senses will show to my heart... ♪ 577 00:29:28,502 --> 00:29:30,336 I'm just fucking with you. 578 00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:33,172 Oh, I'm Trevor, activities director. 579 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:35,074 So, technically, I'm your boss, 580 00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:37,176 but don't worry, I'm not gonna be enforcing 581 00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:40,179 any of Margaret Booth's rules for godly living. 582 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,315 Between you and me, I bet myself 50 bucks 583 00:29:42,316 --> 00:29:44,150 I'd bang her by the end of the summer. 584 00:29:44,151 --> 00:29:45,151 You bet yourself? 585 00:29:45,152 --> 00:29:46,219 Yeah. 586 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:48,219 Don't I know you from somewhere? 587 00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:51,256 Teach aerobics in Marina Del Rey. 588 00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:53,191 Maybe you've taken one of my classes. 589 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,359 They're pretty hot. 590 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,694 Also, if you look closely 591 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,696 at the end of the opening credits of Three's Company 592 00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:01,699 when John Ritter and the girls are on bikes on the boardwalk, 593 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,302 you can see me in the background. 594 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:05,037 Shot it right at my condo. 595 00:30:05,038 --> 00:30:06,871 I love that show. 596 00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:09,541 I'm sorry, how does one go about making a bet with themselves? 597 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,877 No, no, no. Wait. You were in the Jane Fonda workout video. 598 00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:14,046 Ah. (SIGHS) 599 00:30:14,047 --> 00:30:15,780 Originally, yes. 600 00:30:15,781 --> 00:30:18,783 First row, right next to Ms. Fonda herself. 601 00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:20,085 (CAN OPENS) 602 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,053 I call her Jane. 603 00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:26,858 I've seen that video a bunch of times. 604 00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,159 You're not in it. 605 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,428 Well, not in the one that went out to the public. 606 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:33,130 We shot the original for two days. 607 00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:34,899 But when they tested it with an audience, 608 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,900 they realized I was pulling focus from Jane. 609 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,438 Well... 610 00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:43,441 a certain part of me was. (EXHALES) 611 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:46,611 MONTANA: That thing was flopping around 612 00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,078 like a baby elephant's trunk. 613 00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:50,414 They had to recast and reshoot. 614 00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:52,416 You must have seen one of those bootleg VHS tapes 615 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:53,751 that's been floating around. 616 00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,820 First thing I ever masturbated to. 617 00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:57,589 ♪ A front for me... ♪ 618 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:58,789 You're a legend. 619 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,157 Thanks. 620 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,625 (WHISPERS): You're welcome. 621 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:04,161 ♪ Slip on into any disguise... ♪ 622 00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,896 ♪♪ 623 00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:11,201 (WATER SPLASHING) 624 00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:31,122 It got hot in there. 625 00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,956 I needed to cool down. 626 00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:34,491 Feeling a little sticky myself. 627 00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:36,125 (WHISPERS): Oh, yeah, you are. 628 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,965 Ah. 629 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:43,132 (EXHALES) 630 00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,802 Oh... 631 00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:48,270 (TREVOR BREATHES DEEPLY) 632 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,344 Do you know how many times 633 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,547 I watched you do Rover's Revenge on that video? 634 00:31:56,548 --> 00:32:00,150 You'd lift your legs to a perfect 90 degrees and kick out. 635 00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:02,485 It gets me excited just thinking about it. 636 00:32:02,486 --> 00:32:03,987 (BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY) 637 00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:05,923 I got another trick I'd like to show you. 638 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,256 Oh, yeah? 639 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,193 (GASPS) 640 00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:13,195 (MOANING) 641 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:16,565 (ENGINE STARTS) 642 00:32:21,038 --> 00:32:23,338 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 643 00:32:25,342 --> 00:32:27,177 (TREVOR COUGHING) 644 00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:28,344 Are you okay? 645 00:32:28,345 --> 00:32:29,979 You almost strangled me with your thighs. 646 00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:33,249 Let's jam. A storm's coming. 647 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:35,418 You don't want to be in the water with that lightning rod. 648 00:32:35,419 --> 00:32:37,519 - Let's go. - Okay. 649 00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:41,523 (THUNDER CRASHING) 650 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:43,524 - (ALARM BLARING) - (MAN SHOUTING) 651 00:33:05,047 --> 00:33:07,047 (SHOUTING) 652 00:33:21,964 --> 00:33:24,065 Dr. Hopple. 653 00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:26,400 HOPPLE: What in God's name is going on? 654 00:33:26,401 --> 00:33:28,336 ART: It's a mess, Doctor. 655 00:33:28,337 --> 00:33:30,338 One of the patients broke out. 656 00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:32,073 One of the patients? 657 00:33:32,074 --> 00:33:34,242 The entire hospital is on the front lawn. 658 00:33:34,243 --> 00:33:36,911 He hit the master release on the way out. 659 00:33:36,912 --> 00:33:39,147 Opened all the cell doors. 660 00:33:39,148 --> 00:33:40,581 Who? 661 00:33:40,582 --> 00:33:42,150 Mr. Jingles. 662 00:33:42,151 --> 00:33:44,085 I mean, Benjamin Richter. 663 00:33:44,086 --> 00:33:46,119 Please tell me he's not still loose. 664 00:33:47,156 --> 00:33:49,157 We have patrols combing the grounds. 665 00:33:49,158 --> 00:33:50,896 Local police are setting up roadblocks. 666 00:33:50,897 --> 00:33:52,321 He's not gonna get far. 667 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:54,278 How did this happen? 668 00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:55,879 _ 669 00:34:03,938 --> 00:34:05,872 Richter, you dumb fuck. 670 00:34:26,527 --> 00:34:27,959 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 671 00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:32,095 Saved the taxpayers a lot of money. 672 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,201 (GASPS) 673 00:34:38,673 --> 00:34:40,005 (BONES CRACK) 674 00:34:47,381 --> 00:34:49,548 ♪♪ 675 00:35:19,512 --> 00:35:21,579 ♪♪ 676 00:35:43,069 --> 00:35:44,401 (LOCK CLATTERS) 677 00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:47,905 (LOCKS BUZZING) 678 00:35:58,050 --> 00:36:01,051 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 679 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:06,089 ♪♪ 680 00:36:33,095 --> 00:36:35,119 _ 681 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,119 ♪♪ 682 00:36:42,670 --> 00:36:44,637 (COMMENTATOR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 683 00:36:45,907 --> 00:36:47,641 (GRUNTS) 684 00:36:47,642 --> 00:36:49,642 Aw, shit! 685 00:36:56,084 --> 00:36:58,084 (KEYS JINGLE) 686 00:37:02,157 --> 00:37:03,389 ♪♪ 687 00:37:05,393 --> 00:37:06,727 - (MEOWS) - Oh! 688 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,327 Jesus! 689 00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:10,497 Oh, God. 690 00:37:11,779 --> 00:37:13,533 - Bella, you maniac. - (MEOWS SOFTLY) 691 00:37:13,534 --> 00:37:15,534 (CHUCKLES) 692 00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:29,414 (COMMENTATOR CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 693 00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:37,456 (GRUNTS) 694 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,960 (KEYS JINGLE) 695 00:37:46,454 --> 00:37:48,155 Hello? 696 00:37:48,156 --> 00:37:50,757 - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) - (KEYS JINGLING) 697 00:37:52,594 --> 00:37:53,761 Hey. 698 00:37:53,762 --> 00:37:55,429 Nobody's supposed to be in here. 699 00:37:55,430 --> 00:37:57,597 If you want gas, I'll be right out. 700 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,337 Hey! Hey! 701 00:38:03,338 --> 00:38:04,738 Hey! 702 00:38:04,739 --> 00:38:06,473 Hey, hey... Aah! 703 00:38:06,474 --> 00:38:08,308 (GROANING) 704 00:38:12,881 --> 00:38:16,049 What the fucking fuck? 705 00:38:27,629 --> 00:38:29,462 - (COMMENTATOR SPEAKING ON TV) - XAVIER: Yes. 706 00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:31,164 They're replaying it. 707 00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,199 Stop! 708 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,667 - There. - (CHEERING) 709 00:38:34,668 --> 00:38:37,337 There it is. 710 00:38:37,338 --> 00:38:39,306 This sucks. 711 00:38:39,307 --> 00:38:42,275 Best athletes in the world in one place, and I'm missing it. 712 00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,944 I should be in the Parade of Nations. 713 00:38:43,945 --> 00:38:45,511 RITA: I know exactly what you missing. 714 00:38:45,512 --> 00:38:47,180 The fuck fest. 715 00:38:47,181 --> 00:38:48,848 - (LAUGHTER) - Athletes are skanks. 716 00:38:48,849 --> 00:38:50,817 There's a reason why they hand out 20,000 condoms 717 00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:52,217 - at the Olympics. - (SIGHS) 718 00:38:52,218 --> 00:38:53,819 Sounds like heaven to me. 719 00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:56,388 I heard the male athletes outnumber the females 720 00:38:56,389 --> 00:38:58,390 five to one. 721 00:38:58,391 --> 00:39:00,059 That's some tough competition. 722 00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:02,661 - What the fuck would you know about it? - Whoa. 723 00:39:02,662 --> 00:39:04,163 RAY: Dude, 724 00:39:04,164 --> 00:39:05,331 shut up already. 725 00:39:05,332 --> 00:39:06,498 She was just trying to help. 726 00:39:06,499 --> 00:39:08,200 You're being a dick. 727 00:39:08,201 --> 00:39:09,835 Fuck you. 728 00:39:09,836 --> 00:39:11,337 - Chet, what the hell? - Okay! 729 00:39:11,338 --> 00:39:12,504 Shit! 730 00:39:12,505 --> 00:39:13,872 My bad. I-I didn't mean to do... 731 00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,341 Back off! 732 00:39:15,342 --> 00:39:17,442 Nurse, a little help? 733 00:39:17,443 --> 00:39:18,743 I clocked out already. 734 00:39:18,744 --> 00:39:19,811 I'm here for the kids. 735 00:39:19,812 --> 00:39:20,957 You want bandages, 736 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,014 you can find 'em yourself. 737 00:39:22,015 --> 00:39:24,147 Goddamn 'roid rage. 738 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,554 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 739 00:39:29,555 --> 00:39:32,022 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 740 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,627 Nice. 741 00:39:35,628 --> 00:39:37,628 That was real smooth. 742 00:39:40,733 --> 00:39:42,733 ♪♪ 743 00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:49,451 _ 744 00:39:54,714 --> 00:39:56,715 (ENGINE SHUTS OFF) 745 00:39:56,716 --> 00:39:58,715 (KEYS JINGLING) 746 00:40:05,924 --> 00:40:07,924 ♪♪ 747 00:40:15,133 --> 00:40:16,298 RAY: Fuck. 748 00:40:17,903 --> 00:40:19,970 You okay? 749 00:40:19,971 --> 00:40:21,839 I think Chet really is sorry. 750 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,240 He's just drunk. 751 00:40:23,241 --> 00:40:24,640 No, he's just an asshole. 752 00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:28,322 Can I see? 753 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:30,413 (GROANS) 754 00:40:31,949 --> 00:40:33,950 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 755 00:40:33,951 --> 00:40:35,284 - Does it hurt? - Yes. 756 00:40:35,285 --> 00:40:37,619 - (CHUCKLES): Oh. Sorry. - It's all right. 757 00:40:40,991 --> 00:40:42,959 It's still bleeding. 758 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,095 I'm gonna go look for some bandages and... 759 00:40:46,096 --> 00:40:48,064 maybe some iodine. 760 00:40:48,065 --> 00:40:49,465 - You don't have to do that. - Just... 761 00:40:49,466 --> 00:40:50,466 I don't mind. 762 00:40:50,467 --> 00:40:53,036 All right, just keep pressure. 763 00:40:53,037 --> 00:40:54,470 All right. (CHUCKLES) 764 00:40:54,471 --> 00:40:56,438 RAY: Be safe. 765 00:41:20,297 --> 00:41:22,297 ♪♪ 766 00:41:35,178 --> 00:41:36,745 (GASPS) 767 00:41:36,746 --> 00:41:38,913 - (KEYS JINGLE) - (GASPING) 768 00:41:41,049 --> 00:41:43,050 Aah! (CRYING, PANTING) 769 00:41:43,051 --> 00:41:44,751 (KEYS JINGLING) 770 00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:53,788 COMMENTATOR: Gina Hemphill, 771 00:41:53,789 --> 00:41:56,117 granddaughter of the great Jesse Owens, 772 00:41:56,118 --> 00:41:58,960 hero of the 1936 Olympics in Berlin. 773 00:41:58,961 --> 00:42:01,295 But will she light the flame? 774 00:42:01,296 --> 00:42:04,130 - (CRYING, PANTING) - (KEYS JINGLING) 775 00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:06,658 (CHEERING) 776 00:42:06,659 --> 00:42:08,350 Rafer Johnson. 777 00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:10,528 He will light the Olympic flame. 778 00:42:10,529 --> 00:42:12,496 - (CRYING, PANTING) - (KEYS JINGLING) 779 00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:18,134 The last 25 steps you see rising... 780 00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:33,649 (CHEERING) 781 00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:37,040 ♪♪ 782 00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:38,942 (PANTING) 783 00:42:38,943 --> 00:42:40,276 He's here! 784 00:42:40,277 --> 00:42:41,711 He's after me! 785 00:42:41,712 --> 00:42:43,612 He's trying to kill me! 786 00:42:43,613 --> 00:42:45,215 Who? What are you talking about? 787 00:42:45,216 --> 00:42:47,383 Mr. Jingles! 788 00:42:47,384 --> 00:42:50,720 - This is a joke, right? - I could make out his raincoat. 789 00:42:50,721 --> 00:42:53,088 His hood. I kept hearing his keys. 790 00:42:53,089 --> 00:42:55,289 It was him. (PANTING) 791 00:42:58,629 --> 00:43:00,629 No, no, no, no! He's right outside! 792 00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:12,274 I don't see anything. There's nobody out here. 793 00:43:12,275 --> 00:43:14,009 Are you sure it was really Mr. Jingles? 794 00:43:14,010 --> 00:43:16,612 XAVIER: Hasn't he been locked up since, like, the '70s? 795 00:43:16,613 --> 00:43:19,815 No... I know it was him. 796 00:43:19,816 --> 00:43:22,816 He murdered the hiker and he cut off his ear. 797 00:43:28,424 --> 00:43:30,924 (DOOR CREAKING) 798 00:43:42,938 --> 00:43:44,938 He's right behind that door. 799 00:43:46,776 --> 00:43:48,942 I'm not going back in there. 800 00:44:07,462 --> 00:44:09,195 (CLICKS TONGUE) Girl... 801 00:44:09,196 --> 00:44:10,463 you trippin'. 802 00:44:13,802 --> 00:44:15,001 Wha... I... 803 00:44:15,002 --> 00:44:16,336 I don't understand. 804 00:44:16,337 --> 00:44:19,372 He was... he was right here! 805 00:44:19,373 --> 00:44:22,175 Well, he's not there anymore. 806 00:44:22,176 --> 00:44:24,978 Must have wandered back to wherever he came from. 807 00:44:24,979 --> 00:44:26,413 Not our problem. 808 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,982 I think I might've found your raincoat killer. 809 00:44:28,983 --> 00:44:31,051 - (RITA GROANS) - BROOKE: No, no, no. No, no, no. 810 00:44:31,052 --> 00:44:32,986 I am not imagining all of this! 811 00:44:32,987 --> 00:44:34,754 CHET: Well, yeah, but... 812 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,323 you did indulge in the righteous bush. 813 00:44:36,324 --> 00:44:37,924 How many hits did you take? 814 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,359 - Zero. - Then you probably just got 815 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,893 the mother of all contact highs. 816 00:44:40,894 --> 00:44:42,195 XAVIER: We toked on a crossbreed 817 00:44:42,196 --> 00:44:44,496 of Northern Lights and Nevil's Haze. 818 00:44:46,233 --> 00:44:48,400 (SCREAMS) 819 00:44:50,071 --> 00:44:51,671 MARGARET: What in heaven's name 820 00:44:51,672 --> 00:44:53,339 is going on here? 821 00:44:56,543 --> 00:44:58,544 It's, um... it's-it's my fault. 822 00:44:58,545 --> 00:45:00,241 - I thought... - TREVOR: No, we came to check on that guy 823 00:45:00,242 --> 00:45:02,548 - they picked up on the road. - How is he? 824 00:45:02,549 --> 00:45:05,550 I guess he was well enough to leave. 825 00:45:05,551 --> 00:45:08,187 Okay, good. That's one less person for us to look after. 826 00:45:08,188 --> 00:45:09,455 Now, let's go get some rest. 827 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:10,688 We have a big day tomorrow. 828 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,900 What happened to you? 829 00:45:21,901 --> 00:45:24,100 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 830 00:45:24,101 --> 00:45:25,437 Go clean yourself up. 831 00:45:25,438 --> 00:45:27,438 ♪♪ 832 00:45:30,110 --> 00:45:31,776 (OWL HOOTING) 833 00:45:31,777 --> 00:45:33,777 (COMMENTATOR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 834 00:45:36,883 --> 00:45:38,883 (PHONE RINGING IN DISTANCE) 835 00:45:57,436 --> 00:45:59,404 (RINGING CONTINUES) 836 00:45:59,405 --> 00:46:01,439 (WHISPERS): Montana, wake up. 837 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,741 (GASPS) 838 00:46:02,742 --> 00:46:04,743 - W... It's-it's me. It's Brooke. - (EXHALES) 839 00:46:04,744 --> 00:46:06,310 Why are you sleeping with a knife? 840 00:46:06,311 --> 00:46:07,812 I have a suspicious nature. 841 00:46:07,813 --> 00:46:09,313 Why are you waking me up? 842 00:46:09,314 --> 00:46:11,149 Someone's calling the pay phone. 843 00:46:11,150 --> 00:46:12,483 Who gives a shit? 844 00:46:12,484 --> 00:46:14,151 He said the phone lines were down. 845 00:46:14,152 --> 00:46:16,153 Whatever, Brooke. 846 00:46:16,154 --> 00:46:17,520 (GRUNTS) 847 00:46:20,291 --> 00:46:22,258 (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 848 00:46:45,316 --> 00:46:47,483 (RINGING CONTINUES) 849 00:46:57,528 --> 00:46:59,062 Hello? 850 00:46:59,063 --> 00:47:01,564 (KEYS JINGLING) 851 00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:04,033 Who is this? 852 00:47:04,034 --> 00:47:05,867 (KEYS JINGLE) 853 00:47:10,374 --> 00:47:12,341 MAN (ECHOING, WHISPERING): Satan, Satan, Satan.