1 00:00:11,695 --> 00:00:14,186 We'd been 2 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:17,495 flirting with the waitress, a little. 3 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:23,301 Cindy. Red hair. Nice uniform. 4 00:00:23,373 --> 00:00:24,897 Nothing serious, you know. 5 00:00:24,974 --> 00:00:31,470 Anyway, five minutes after last call, some guy pulls a gun on the bartender. 6 00:00:31,548 --> 00:00:35,040 And Ray turns to me, and he says, "Andy, 7 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:40,181 "get the cuffs off Cindy here, and put them on the dirt bag, so we can call it a night." 8 00:00:52,736 --> 00:00:54,897 Well, anyway, 9 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:59,374 in the seven-and-a-half years that Ray and I were partners, 10 00:00:59,442 --> 00:01:02,002 we never knew where the shift was gonna take us. 11 00:01:02,078 --> 00:01:07,345 But when it was done, we always had a hell of a story and a good collar. 12 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:10,909 And today, he's riding shotgun with the apostles. 13 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:17,586 And Saint Peter can rest easier knowing that Ray Hodge has his back. 14 00:01:28,938 --> 00:01:31,304 Andrew, nice eulogy. 15 00:01:31,374 --> 00:01:34,969 - Not a wet eye in the house. - Yeah? Thanks. 16 00:01:35,044 --> 00:01:41,040 Okay. Everybody ready? On the count of three. One, two, three. 17 00:01:49,659 --> 00:01:53,356 God, Hodge! How much weight did you put on? 18 00:01:55,999 --> 00:01:57,899 Watch the steps. Easy. 19 00:02:01,004 --> 00:02:05,532 Okay, slow down. Slow down. Hey, whoa! Slow down, would you? 20 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,833 Wow. Looks like you can take it with you. 21 00:02:41,778 --> 00:02:44,747 Fellas, until we find out who she is and how she died, 22 00:02:44,814 --> 00:02:46,509 those steps are a crime scene. 23 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,746 Fine, but there's no way we're letting a 35 year veteran of the force 24 00:02:49,819 --> 00:02:52,549 lie on these steps while you vacuum for fibers. 25 00:02:52,622 --> 00:02:54,783 - Then what do you suggest? - Here's what we're gonna do. 26 00:02:54,858 --> 00:02:57,952 We're gonna preserve what's left of Ray's dignity by finishing the burial, 27 00:02:58,027 --> 00:02:59,688 and then bringing this all back afterwards. 28 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:04,062 Right now, Hodge's wife and kids are standing by an empty hole in the ground. 29 00:03:04,133 --> 00:03:09,435 You want them to come back here and witness this? Think, Tao. Think! 30 00:03:09,505 --> 00:03:12,338 Okay, okay, you know what? You're officially outvoted. 31 00:03:12,408 --> 00:03:15,605 So put up the tape, cover the girl, do what you have to do, 32 00:03:15,678 --> 00:03:18,704 and then wait for Provenza and me to get back. 33 00:03:23,586 --> 00:03:27,454 Excuse me, gentlemen, but how long will this take? 34 00:03:27,523 --> 00:03:30,083 We have a wedding starting up any minute. 35 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:31,649 Come, come, come. 36 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:35,989 - It's a body. - I know. 37 00:03:42,272 --> 00:03:44,001 "And may the one of peace, 38 00:03:44,073 --> 00:03:46,541 "who through the blood of the eternal covenant, 39 00:03:46,609 --> 00:03:50,306 "brought back from the dead. That great shepherd of the sheep, 40 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:52,245 "through the blood of the everlasting covenant, 41 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:56,843 "hold our friend, Ray Hodge, and keep him." 44 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:03,754 - He just snitched. I knew it. - "...And they shall be his people." 45 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,920 - May grace and peace be... - Hurry, hurry, hurry. Move to the Amens. 46 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,463 - Amens, get to the Amens. - Amen. 47 00:04:08,531 --> 00:04:09,896 Amen. 48 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,299 Hey. Hey. Wind it down. Wind it down. 49 00:04:16,973 --> 00:04:19,840 Stop that casket! 50 00:04:19,909 --> 00:04:22,070 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to interrupt. 51 00:04:22,145 --> 00:04:24,306 I'm Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson of the LAPD, 52 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:26,905 and I'm gonna have to ask you to stop lowering that casket. 53 00:04:26,983 --> 00:04:28,575 - What are you talking... - Thank you. 54 00:04:28,651 --> 00:04:29,743 - This is a disgrace. - Thank you so much. 55 00:04:29,819 --> 00:04:31,013 I'm so sorry, ma'am. 56 00:04:31,087 --> 00:04:35,956 I'll explain what's going on here in just... In one second. 57 00:04:36,659 --> 00:04:41,392 Lieutenants Flynn and Provenza, with me. With me, with me. 58 00:04:41,464 --> 00:04:42,624 Sorry. 59 00:04:47,003 --> 00:04:51,269 Lieutenant Tao tells me that a murder victim rolled out of that casket! 60 00:04:51,341 --> 00:04:54,868 Listen, Chief. Provenza and I made a command decision 61 00:04:54,944 --> 00:04:58,471 that, for the sake of the family, and out of respect for the deceased, 62 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,981 that the funeral should continue. 63 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:04,850 As soon as the family leaves, we'll haul Hodge up and do what needs to be done. 64 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:08,818 You get that casket back to where it was. Now! 65 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:12,452 And I will deal with y'all later. 66 00:05:12,528 --> 00:05:16,464 This is the last time that I carpool with Tao, ever! 67 00:05:18,668 --> 00:05:20,465 The woman's body was not embalmed. 68 00:05:20,536 --> 00:05:23,505 Coroner's investigator thinks she was suffocated, possibly strangled, 69 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,438 12 to 24 hours ago. 70 00:05:25,508 --> 00:05:27,533 Detective Daniels, please have the funeral home 71 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:31,046 that handled Ray Hodge's body closed. Thank you. 72 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,606 Detective Sanchez, Sergeant Gabriel, 73 00:05:33,683 --> 00:05:36,584 secure the church and have anyone who might have handled 74 00:05:36,652 --> 00:05:40,816 Ray Hodge's casket detained, please. Thank you very much. 75 00:05:40,890 --> 00:05:42,289 - Officer, I've got... - Excuse me! 76 00:05:42,358 --> 00:05:44,986 I don't know what is going on here, 77 00:05:45,061 --> 00:05:47,996 but this is my day and I want that body moved this instant. 78 00:05:48,064 --> 00:05:49,554 I understand how inconvenient this is, ma'am, 79 00:05:49,632 --> 00:05:53,068 - but that body cannot be moved until... - Sure, it can! 80 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:56,468 Detective Sanchez, stop that bride! 81 00:05:56,539 --> 00:05:58,598 - Hey, everyone should... - No, no, no! 82 00:05:58,674 --> 00:06:00,005 - Daddy, do something... - You! Release my daughter! 83 00:06:00,076 --> 00:06:03,477 - Let go of me! - Get back, please! Listen to me! 84 00:06:03,546 --> 00:06:05,343 Daddy, are you getting this on tape? 85 00:06:05,415 --> 00:06:07,645 - Hey! Hey! - Start filming this for my lawsuit! 86 00:06:07,717 --> 00:06:08,775 Get that thing out of here! 87 00:06:08,851 --> 00:06:10,842 - You are ruining my wedding! - I am not! 88 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,411 - Detective Sanchez. - Yes, ma'am. 89 00:06:13,489 --> 00:06:16,890 The ceremony can proceed as planned using different entrances. 90 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,927 - By the time you've said "I do..." - Forget it! 91 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:21,623 My guests are going up those stairs, through those doors! 92 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:25,030 - Hey, come on. - All right. Now I am ruining your wedding! 93 00:06:25,101 --> 00:06:28,969 You are under arrest for obstruction of justice, battery of a police officer... 94 00:06:29,038 --> 00:06:30,505 - Hey! - I'm sorry! 95 00:06:37,213 --> 00:06:39,943 Put me down! Let go! 96 00:06:42,518 --> 00:06:44,645 - Daddy! - Bitch! 97 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,348 - Don't you ruin my wedding. - Film the whole damn thing! 98 00:06:47,423 --> 00:06:48,913 - Turn that camera off! - Daddy! 99 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:51,118 Film these mothers! 100 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,860 Get it. Get this. Get the film! 101 00:06:55,198 --> 00:06:58,031 You shut down a church and a funeral home. 102 00:06:58,101 --> 00:06:59,466 You arrested a bride. 103 00:06:59,535 --> 00:07:01,628 - I did that groom a big favor. - I'm sure, 104 00:07:01,704 --> 00:07:04,901 but his family's in the lobby and they, surprisingly, don't agree. 105 00:07:04,974 --> 00:07:08,000 The father of the bride, who has money coming out of his... 106 00:07:08,077 --> 00:07:11,979 Whatever. You choose an orifice. ...is threatening a major lawsuit. 107 00:07:12,048 --> 00:07:14,915 Ray Hodge's relatives are furious. 108 00:07:14,984 --> 00:07:17,817 And what could have been just a minor embarrassment 109 00:07:17,887 --> 00:07:19,752 is now a complete disaster. 110 00:07:20,123 --> 00:07:21,784 And congratulations, Chief Johnson, 111 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:26,454 you've just become the most downloaded fully-clothed woman on the Internet. 112 00:07:27,063 --> 00:07:33,024 Now, if I'm allowed to talk to the press... I'm sorry. 113 00:07:33,102 --> 00:07:38,665 - Chief Pope, how is this my fault? - Well, three words, Flynn and Provenza. 114 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:41,539 Oh, God. Okay. Okay. 115 00:07:43,646 --> 00:07:45,944 Let's look at the bright side. 116 00:07:46,015 --> 00:07:49,348 When that naked woman popped out of Ray Hodge's casket, 117 00:07:49,418 --> 00:07:55,015 Flynn and Provenza exposed a murder that otherwise might never have come to light. 118 00:07:55,091 --> 00:07:58,993 And this business with the bride would have been far worse 119 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:04,226 had Chief Johnson actually done anything effectively 120 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:08,031 - to defend herself. - Quinn, Miss Morgan attacked me. 121 00:08:08,104 --> 00:08:11,904 - I made a conscious choice not to respond. - Clearly. 122 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:16,410 Okay, let's just hope that things get better from here. 123 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:18,572 And by better, I mean that you discover this body 124 00:08:18,648 --> 00:08:21,515 has absolutely nothing to do with the LAPD. 125 00:08:25,788 --> 00:08:28,450 Commander. Chief Pope. 126 00:08:32,128 --> 00:08:35,620 - You got beaten up by a bride? - I did not get beaten up! 127 00:08:35,698 --> 00:08:38,724 If I'd wanted to lay that spoiled brat out flat, I would have. 128 00:08:38,801 --> 00:08:41,565 - Instead, I displayed professional restraint. - I see. 129 00:08:41,637 --> 00:08:43,104 Well, while you were busy pulling punches, 130 00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:45,470 you couldn't have given me a call? Let me know what was going on? 131 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:48,942 I spent an hour waiting for you in front of our new house. 132 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:52,003 - What are you talking about? - Brenda, this place is turnkey. 133 00:08:52,081 --> 00:08:54,242 It's halfway between your job and mine. 134 00:08:54,317 --> 00:08:58,344 It's got three bedrooms, two baths, no stairs for visiting parents. 135 00:08:58,421 --> 00:09:01,754 But the realtor says another couple is already writing an offer. 136 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:03,724 So we need to make a bid today. 137 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,762 Fritz, there's no way I'm getting out of here to look at a house. 138 00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:09,593 Come on! What is so pressing that you can't get away from the office 139 00:09:09,665 --> 00:09:12,361 for one hour on a Sunday afternoon? 140 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,195 You know what? Don't talk. 141 00:09:19,575 --> 00:09:21,133 This way, this way. 142 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,247 So after his second heart attack, Ray Hodge left the force 143 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,013 and became a private investigator. 144 00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:33,988 Our unidentified victim might have something to do with 145 00:09:34,056 --> 00:09:36,490 one of the cases he was working on, or not. 146 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:39,824 Do you think Ray's widow will give us a problem handing over his files? 147 00:09:39,895 --> 00:09:41,863 Maggie? No, she'll cooperate. 148 00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:45,628 Yeah, but if Ray kept his paperwork as a PI the same way he did as a cop, 149 00:09:45,701 --> 00:09:49,398 only thing you're gonna find in those files are racing forms and takeout menus. 150 00:09:49,472 --> 00:09:53,431 All right, look, I'm not gonna deny Ray had a reputation as a womanizer. 151 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,067 - And drinker. - And a gambler. 152 00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:57,044 Okay, off hours! 153 00:09:57,113 --> 00:09:59,547 On duty, he was one of the good guys! 154 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:03,312 - Anything we find will back that up. - And how do we deal with the autopsy? 155 00:10:03,386 --> 00:10:05,854 Doctor Crippen is working up the bodies right now. 156 00:10:05,921 --> 00:10:08,719 No sign of sexual assault on our Jane Doe. 157 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:12,794 - Okay, and the wife? - I put Ray Hodge's widow in your office. 158 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,796 I can see that, Detective, yes. 159 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,832 Well, she didn't know about the naked dead chick 160 00:10:16,899 --> 00:10:19,561 falling out of her husband's coffin until I told her, 161 00:10:19,635 --> 00:10:22,160 - so she's a little bent out of shape. - Chief? 162 00:10:23,272 --> 00:10:26,400 Me and Provenza have a long history with Maggie Hodge. 163 00:10:26,475 --> 00:10:28,773 So maybe we should go in first and sort of smooth things over? 164 00:10:28,844 --> 00:10:31,779 All right, all right. Go, go, go, please. Thank you. 165 00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:37,444 Now, Detective Daniels, 166 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,420 - what do we know about the mortuary? - You ready? 167 00:10:39,488 --> 00:10:42,685 Sheffield and Eckhart is one of the oldest funeral homes in town. 168 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:45,591 Edward Eckhart, the owner, nearly broke down on the phone 169 00:10:45,661 --> 00:10:47,185 when I described what happened. 170 00:10:47,263 --> 00:10:50,562 He also asked about a dozen times if we could keep this out of the press. 171 00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:53,932 - Eckhart faxed the list of employees... - Hey! 172 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,936 - For heaven's sakes! - What's the matter with you? 173 00:10:57,006 --> 00:10:59,201 Damn! 174 00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:01,334 ...without you making excuses for him! 175 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,435 - Flynn! - What are you yelling at me for, Chief? 176 00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:06,504 - I walked in and she started slapping me! - Yeah! She really kind of did, Chief. 177 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:09,210 All right, all right. Let go. 178 00:11:09,719 --> 00:11:11,277 Out, you two. 179 00:11:13,956 --> 00:11:16,481 - It's so unfair. - Yes, it is. 180 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:21,087 - It's so unfair. - It's so unfair. 181 00:11:21,163 --> 00:11:25,293 My sincere condolences on your loss. 182 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,970 You mean my embarrassment. 183 00:11:30,906 --> 00:11:33,739 Rotten son of a bitch. 184 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:41,979 Ma'am, would you like to sit down? 185 00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:53,422 Mrs. Hodge, when your husband passed, we assumed it was from natural causes, 186 00:11:53,496 --> 00:11:56,897 but with recent events, we have to wonder. 187 00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,959 - Did anyone want him dead? - More than me? 188 00:12:01,737 --> 00:12:03,864 I seriously doubt that. 189 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:12,042 Here is a picture of the woman who was in the casket with your husband. 190 00:12:12,114 --> 00:12:15,777 Does she look at all familiar? 191 00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:23,447 Blond, big tits, blank expression. Yeah. 192 00:12:24,593 --> 00:12:26,026 That was Ray's type. 193 00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:30,088 Do you think he might have been involved with her? 194 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,260 With Ray's heart? He couldn't raise a flag. 195 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,929 And Viagra would have been suicide. 196 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,132 Mrs. Hodge, we understand for the past several years, 197 00:12:38,207 --> 00:12:40,869 Mr. Hodge has been working as a private investigator. 198 00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:44,037 Would you object to us looking over his files? 199 00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:48,877 - Sure, why not? What do I care? - Thank you, Mrs. Hodge. 200 00:12:48,951 --> 00:12:51,886 And as soon as the coroner has finished with his autopsy, 201 00:12:51,954 --> 00:12:56,391 I'll have Mr. Hodge's body returned to you for reburial. 202 00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:57,858 Don't bother. 203 00:12:57,927 --> 00:13:00,327 As far as I'm concerned, you can burn him. 204 00:13:00,396 --> 00:13:03,422 And I'm not talking some fancy cremation either. 205 00:13:03,499 --> 00:13:06,798 I'm talking gasoline, paint thinner, 206 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,300 and strike a match. 207 00:13:19,682 --> 00:13:22,776 We've gone over the full list of funeral home employees, 208 00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:24,547 and no one has a criminal record. 209 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,554 Well, just because they don't have criminal records 210 00:13:26,622 --> 00:13:27,953 doesn't mean they don't commit crimes. 211 00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:30,423 Edward Eckhart, our esteemed funeral home owner, 212 00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:32,484 is awaiting you in Interview 1. 213 00:13:35,431 --> 00:13:37,695 Why haven't these people been taken to a holding cell? 214 00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:39,199 I specifically asked that they remain here 215 00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:41,702 until we made a good faith effort to resolve the situation. 216 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,603 Well, I arrested them. Situation resolved. 217 00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:54,239 I am looking for some instant shut up! 218 00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:55,374 Now! 219 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,821 Miss Morgan, over the last hour, our attorneys have assured me 220 00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:07,795 that you and your family have no grounds for a civil lawsuit. 221 00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:11,492 In fact, your own videographer's footage is all the evidence we need 222 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:15,936 to file criminal charges against you and your father for obstruction of justice, 223 00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:19,736 interfering with a murder investigation, and battery against a police officer. 224 00:14:19,808 --> 00:14:21,969 I barely touched that bitch. 225 00:14:24,713 --> 00:14:28,376 I consider it a great shame that what might have been an amusing anecdote 226 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,647 for a fiftieth wedding anniversary somehow devolved into a riot. 227 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,018 I also view Chief Johnson as the injured party here, 228 00:14:34,089 --> 00:14:38,753 so I will defer to her wishes as to how we might best resolve this situation. 229 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:46,662 Well, this has been a tough day for everyone. 230 00:14:47,069 --> 00:14:51,403 So if y'all will sign releases abandoning plans for civil action, 231 00:14:51,507 --> 00:14:56,570 I will drop the charges and y'all can go home. 232 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,307 Who's gonna reimburse me for the cost of this wedding? 233 00:14:59,381 --> 00:15:02,214 This woman is the caterer. Her bill alone is $30,000. 234 00:15:02,284 --> 00:15:05,151 A number which will pale in comparison to the bill your lawyers 235 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:08,485 will send you for suing us on charges you cannot possibly win. 236 00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:11,219 This offer is in effect for the next 10 seconds. 237 00:15:11,293 --> 00:15:12,851 Yes or no. 238 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:17,695 I will never, ever, ever sign a release. 239 00:15:17,766 --> 00:15:21,065 Not only that, but when I'm done suing you, 240 00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:25,766 I'm gonna take the city's millions and have the most beautiful wedding ever. 241 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:33,140 Officers, will you take the bridal party to booking now? 242 00:15:33,215 --> 00:15:36,707 - Oh, no. Okay, just... - lf you wanna send a gift, 243 00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:39,549 I'll be registered at Merrill Lynch. 244 00:15:41,256 --> 00:15:44,054 Daniels, before I talk to the director of this funeral home, 245 00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:47,789 I need to take a look at their finances. So thank you. 246 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:51,831 Miss Caterer, it'd really be a shame 247 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:55,336 to let all that food go to waste. 248 00:15:55,404 --> 00:16:00,307 Well, it happens. I just usually donate it to the less fortunate. 249 00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:10,176 Good afternoon, Mr. Eckhart. I'm Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson, LAPD. 250 00:16:10,252 --> 00:16:12,516 So sorry we had to shut down your mortuary. 251 00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:14,681 I understand someone has already read you your rights. 252 00:16:14,757 --> 00:16:17,453 Yes, yes. Yes, they have. Dear God. 253 00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:20,154 - Am I being arrested for something? - Not necessarily, sir. 254 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,322 That's not no. That's not a no. 255 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,332 Well, I can't say what will happen here today 256 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,995 until you can explain why there were two bodies shoved together in one coffin. 257 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,005 That casket left my funeral parlor with one body in it. 258 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,702 - Only one. I swear. - And how can you be sure of that, sir? 259 00:16:34,777 --> 00:16:38,907 Because at Sheffield and Eckhart, I'm what's known as "the closer." 260 00:16:40,382 --> 00:16:43,545 - Excuse me? - I'm the last person to view the body. 261 00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:45,951 And then I close the coffin. Tight. 262 00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:48,455 And why on earth would I put one body in with another? 263 00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:51,584 Sheffield and Eckhart makes money from every casket that we sell. 264 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:55,221 Perhaps you were offered a little extra cash to get rid of a corpse 265 00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:56,821 that couldn't be disposed of through legitimate means. 266 00:16:56,899 --> 00:16:58,161 Corpse. Don't say "corpse." We don't say "corpse." 267 00:16:58,233 --> 00:17:00,724 We say "loved one," or "deceased." 268 00:17:03,038 --> 00:17:05,836 And no, I've never seen her before in my life. 269 00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:08,843 If you dump a murder victim in someone else's casket, 270 00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:10,776 the crime disappears into the ground forever. 271 00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:13,212 - I hear it happens all the time. - It doesn't happen all the time. 272 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,149 It never happens! Never at Sheffield and Eckhart! Never! 273 00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:20,814 For over 100 years, our mortuary's public face has been without blemish. 274 00:17:20,889 --> 00:17:22,914 - No, thank you. - And now... 275 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:28,455 Today, we may have lost something invaluable. 276 00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:32,631 Our unique reputation. 277 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,896 And that would be? 278 00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:37,962 Sheffield and Eckhart is known for how we prepare 279 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,634 the dearly departed for viewing. 280 00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:41,937 Our pledge, 281 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:45,468 "To make the deceased look as good as they've ever looked." 282 00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:47,738 We never cut corners, 283 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,445 even if it means hiring the most talented and expensive team of experts. 284 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,489 I'd like to know about them, sir. I would also like the names 285 00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:57,286 of everyone with access to the home for the past five years. 286 00:17:57,359 --> 00:18:01,261 Especially any employee with a penchant for naked, dead women. 287 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,059 - Naked, dead... - I also want the names 288 00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:05,362 on every guestbook for the past five days, 289 00:18:05,434 --> 00:18:07,561 because I think a visitor may have come through the front door 290 00:18:07,636 --> 00:18:08,967 and left through the back. 291 00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:12,734 I also will not hesitate to exhume every one of your clients buried. 292 00:18:19,882 --> 00:18:23,750 Yeah, hi. We need a janitor in Interview 1. 293 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,754 - Oh, Lord. - Bring a mask. 294 00:18:31,226 --> 00:18:34,457 Hodge was on three heart medications. I'm waiting for tissue diagnosis, 295 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:38,398 but I have no doubt he died from a lifetime of eating fried food. 296 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,059 Now, as for your Jane Doe, 297 00:18:40,135 --> 00:18:43,969 the hyoid bone above the larynx was broken and detached from the skull, 298 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,872 suggesting she was strangled with significant force. 299 00:18:46,942 --> 00:18:49,433 And I think you're gonna find this is even more interesting. 300 00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:53,880 Chin implants, cheek implants, rhinoplasty, dental veneers, 301 00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:58,716 collagen in the lips. Not to mention a tummy tuck and butt augmentation. 302 00:18:58,787 --> 00:19:02,484 - Is that a lot? - Even by LA standards. 303 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,082 Judging by these incisions, 304 00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:08,789 most, if not all, of the work, was done within the past 18 months. 305 00:19:08,864 --> 00:19:12,459 So this is probably not the way her face looks on her driver's license. 306 00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,661 But the good news is 307 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:19,196 I can tell you who our Jane Doe is. 308 00:19:19,274 --> 00:19:23,540 These are her breast implants, which include serial numbers 309 00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:26,581 which allow you to trace them back to the surgeon. 310 00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,809 Deputy Chief Johnson. 311 00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:34,151 Meet Miss Alarcon A-Y, 14-7-8-9. 312 00:19:50,705 --> 00:19:53,970 So sorry to keep you waiting. I had no idea. 313 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,874 My schedule is slightly screwed up today. 314 00:19:56,944 --> 00:19:58,377 - Doctor... - No, no, please. Don't get up. 315 00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:00,346 Let me just take a look at you right here. 316 00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:03,679 The lighting where you're sitting is specifically designed to highlight 317 00:20:03,751 --> 00:20:05,616 every element of your face. 318 00:20:05,686 --> 00:20:07,813 - Doctor. - No, no. Don't say anything else. 319 00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:09,378 This is the fun part. 320 00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:13,052 I always like to guess why... 321 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,287 It's your mouth. Isn't it? 322 00:20:15,696 --> 00:20:17,994 You know, I might be costing myself some serious money here, 323 00:20:18,065 --> 00:20:21,523 but I think the problem might just be your lipstick. 324 00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:22,967 - Excuse me? - You know, 325 00:20:23,037 --> 00:20:25,562 my wife always tells me that I'm too blunt with the patients, 326 00:20:25,639 --> 00:20:29,268 but between the color and the way you're slathering it on, 327 00:20:29,343 --> 00:20:31,868 it's making your mouth look huge. 328 00:20:31,946 --> 00:20:35,780 Doctor, I'm not here about my giant mouth, 329 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:38,148 I'm here about breast implants. 330 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,551 Really? 331 00:20:41,622 --> 00:20:43,180 Okay, well, 332 00:20:43,257 --> 00:20:46,920 - how much bigger do you wanna be? - Not implants for me! 333 00:20:46,994 --> 00:20:50,930 Lmplants that the manufacturer says that you purchased. 334 00:20:50,998 --> 00:20:53,933 That were removed from a dead woman's body. 335 00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:56,367 You need to tell us who she was. 336 00:21:00,207 --> 00:21:04,837 This is almost always a very bad way to have these implants returned. 337 00:21:04,912 --> 00:21:06,709 Let me just, 338 00:21:07,581 --> 00:21:09,913 take a look at the numbers here. 339 00:21:13,921 --> 00:21:17,357 No, this is terrible. Sue Emery. 340 00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:20,225 - What happened? - What can you tell us about her? 341 00:21:20,294 --> 00:21:23,127 Lovely young lady. Aspiring actress. 342 00:21:23,197 --> 00:21:25,131 - Perfect patient. - How's that? 343 00:21:25,199 --> 00:21:28,191 Well, she healed with no keloids and virtually no scarring. 344 00:21:28,269 --> 00:21:30,737 She's a surgeon's dream. And please, look at this face. 345 00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:32,363 That is a natural beauty. 346 00:21:32,439 --> 00:21:35,203 Would you describe Sue Emery as a surgery addict? 347 00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:39,007 No, definitely not. No, for an addict, it never ends. 348 00:21:39,079 --> 00:21:43,778 For Sue, after we did her eyelid reshaping, we both agreed she was done. 349 00:21:43,851 --> 00:21:48,083 Any idea how an aspiring actress acquired the money to pay for all this work? 350 00:21:48,155 --> 00:21:51,124 No, but she always paid in cash in advance. 351 00:21:52,393 --> 00:21:57,126 All right, well, thank you very much. We'll just take a copy of her files with us. 352 00:21:58,566 --> 00:22:02,002 I'm sorry, my policy is that patient files never leave the office. 353 00:22:02,069 --> 00:22:05,596 Doctor-client privilege expires with the patient's death. 354 00:22:05,673 --> 00:22:09,803 Detective, I attend to major movie stars and practically every prominent family 355 00:22:09,877 --> 00:22:12,311 from Pacific Palisades to Hancock Park. 356 00:22:12,379 --> 00:22:15,371 Now, if it was to get out that their cosmetic work might be revealed, 357 00:22:15,449 --> 00:22:17,246 my business would be irreparably harmed. 358 00:22:17,318 --> 00:22:20,719 - I'm sure you understand this. - I do. I do. 359 00:22:21,088 --> 00:22:24,353 And if I need to, I will have a detective return with a warrant. 360 00:22:24,425 --> 00:22:26,416 I'm sure you understand. 361 00:22:32,933 --> 00:22:36,300 So, so far, we can't find anyone other than the mortician 362 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:38,998 or the widow who might have had access to Ray Hodge's coffin. 363 00:22:39,073 --> 00:22:40,836 Okay, what about his office? 364 00:22:40,908 --> 00:22:44,139 Well, there's no time sheets, but Ray did leave three years 365 00:22:44,211 --> 00:22:47,612 of Insiders Betting Digest. Pro and College editions. 366 00:22:47,681 --> 00:22:50,013 "PS agreed to payment terms." 367 00:22:50,084 --> 00:22:51,847 But we don't have the rest of the stupid letter. 368 00:22:51,919 --> 00:22:54,649 What did the doctor say, Chief? 369 00:22:56,290 --> 00:22:59,282 Our victim's name is Sue Emery. 370 00:22:59,426 --> 00:23:02,554 But that name might be as contrived as everything else about her. 371 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:07,158 - I'll start a financial workup. - Sue Emery. Here she is. 372 00:23:07,234 --> 00:23:11,568 Six weeks ago, a complaint was filed against Sue Emery for extortion. 373 00:23:11,639 --> 00:23:13,971 The alleged victim? 374 00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:15,633 - Raymond Hodge. - That's our connection. 375 00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:17,142 Emery was blackmailing Hodge. 376 00:23:17,211 --> 00:23:22,114 Chief, Ray Hodge's calendar has repeated references to a john and pictures. 377 00:23:22,182 --> 00:23:25,845 Now, if Sue Emery was a call girl and she had photos of herself and a client, 378 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,319 I mean, that could be the extortion. 379 00:23:27,388 --> 00:23:30,687 And it might explain why she was paying for her surgery in cash. 380 00:23:30,758 --> 00:23:35,457 Only if Hodge was the one being extorted, he wouldn't refer to himself as the john. 381 00:23:35,529 --> 00:23:37,121 And according to his wife, 382 00:23:37,197 --> 00:23:40,826 Ray's picking up a hooker would have been a form of suicide. 383 00:23:41,068 --> 00:23:43,400 Who was the reporting officers? 384 00:23:45,372 --> 00:23:46,964 Lieutenant Tao? 385 00:23:55,249 --> 00:23:57,410 All right. All right, now. 386 00:23:58,419 --> 00:24:01,320 Don't jump to any conclusions. 387 00:24:01,388 --> 00:24:03,686 It was all his fault. 388 00:24:04,158 --> 00:24:08,492 You knew that Ray Hodge was being extorted by our victim, 389 00:24:08,562 --> 00:24:11,395 - and you said nothing? - No, no. Now, Chief, listen. 390 00:24:11,465 --> 00:24:15,458 We filed that report, but we never connected our Jane Doe with Sue Emery 391 00:24:15,536 --> 00:24:18,664 because we never saw Sue Emery before. 392 00:24:18,739 --> 00:24:22,675 Yeah, Chief. Actually, the first time we ever laid eyes on Sue Emery 393 00:24:22,743 --> 00:24:25,473 was when she rolled out of Ray's casket. Okay? 394 00:24:25,546 --> 00:24:28,709 - So now we're all on the same page! - Yeah, go back a chapter. 395 00:24:28,782 --> 00:24:30,807 How did you two get involved in this? 396 00:24:30,884 --> 00:24:34,320 - The short version. - Okay, okay. 397 00:24:34,388 --> 00:24:37,323 So, Ray calls Flynn a month back... 398 00:24:37,391 --> 00:24:40,121 - No, it was six weeks. - You know, whatever. 399 00:24:40,194 --> 00:24:44,756 So, anyway, Ray calls Flynn and he says that he's being extorted 400 00:24:44,832 --> 00:24:46,299 by this Sue Emery character and... 401 00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:48,801 So, we thought one of Ray's clients was being extorted. 402 00:24:48,869 --> 00:24:52,168 And Ray didn't want us to know who he was representing. 403 00:24:52,239 --> 00:24:54,469 But if you look... 404 00:24:54,541 --> 00:24:59,240 - We decided to go with what Ray said. - Because it's illegal 405 00:24:59,313 --> 00:25:02,305 for the LAPD to run plates or pull addresses for a private investigator. 406 00:25:02,383 --> 00:25:08,083 But if an ex-LAPD officer like your friend Ray Hodge 407 00:25:08,155 --> 00:25:11,318 pretended that Sue Emery was blackmailing him... 408 00:25:11,392 --> 00:25:15,055 Okay, I know this sounds like we're in a gray area, Chief, 409 00:25:15,129 --> 00:25:19,065 but the good news is we already know a lot about our victim. 410 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,428 Like. 411 00:25:20,701 --> 00:25:22,760 - Like. - Like where she lived. 412 00:25:22,836 --> 00:25:24,235 - Right. - Nichols Canyon. 413 00:25:24,304 --> 00:25:27,364 And she had a partner she was working with sometimes. 414 00:25:27,441 --> 00:25:30,899 - And dating maybe. Scott something. - Hauser! 415 00:25:30,978 --> 00:25:32,172 - Scott Hauser. - Scott Hauser. 416 00:25:32,246 --> 00:25:34,339 Has a criminal record. Beat up one of his ex-girlfriends. 417 00:25:34,415 --> 00:25:36,474 So who was Ray's client? 418 00:25:37,284 --> 00:25:40,651 The one who was being extorted? The one for whom Mr. Hodge 419 00:25:40,721 --> 00:25:44,088 substituted his own name in that bogus criminal report? 420 00:25:44,158 --> 00:25:46,058 - Not a clue. - Honestly. 421 00:25:48,996 --> 00:25:50,224 All right, you two. 422 00:25:50,297 --> 00:25:54,028 Go find this Scott Hauser character and bring him in. Now! 423 00:25:55,269 --> 00:26:00,172 And if I find out that you have held back one teensy, itsy-bitsy 424 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,437 - speck of information... - Chief, I know you're upset, 425 00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:05,478 but nobody wants to clear this up more than I do. 426 00:26:05,546 --> 00:26:07,878 Ray was a great guy, and he shouldn't be remembered 427 00:26:07,948 --> 00:26:10,542 for falling out of a coffin with a blond bimbo. 428 00:26:10,617 --> 00:26:14,678 I'd like to see the man ushered out of this world with the proper respect. 429 00:26:14,755 --> 00:26:18,885 Chief, if it weren't for me dropping that casket, 430 00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:22,554 we wouldn't even know that this was a murder. 431 00:26:22,629 --> 00:26:25,359 And I wouldn't be a defendant in a massive lawsuit 432 00:26:25,432 --> 00:26:29,266 brought on by a snobby bride. 433 00:26:29,336 --> 00:26:32,828 Or the number one download on YouTube! 434 00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:36,975 Talk about your glass half-empty. 435 00:26:41,882 --> 00:26:44,248 So, the doorbell rings, 436 00:26:44,318 --> 00:26:48,254 Sue Emery gets out of the shower and goes to answer it, 437 00:26:48,322 --> 00:26:52,315 and she opens it up enough for the killer to break through the chain, 438 00:26:52,392 --> 00:26:54,360 and he attacks her here, where the towel falls. 439 00:26:54,428 --> 00:26:56,896 If the murderer is the john she was extorting, 440 00:26:56,964 --> 00:27:00,525 maybe he ransacks the place for his photos. 441 00:27:00,601 --> 00:27:03,832 This place rents for $6,000 a month? 442 00:27:05,439 --> 00:27:06,667 That's like, 443 00:27:08,308 --> 00:27:10,572 eight dollars an hour! 444 00:27:10,644 --> 00:27:14,546 Considering Sue Emery hadn't filed a W-2 in five years, 445 00:27:14,615 --> 00:27:19,382 she must've been doing something lucrative on the side to pay for all of this. 446 00:27:21,655 --> 00:27:23,748 Oh, hi. Look here. 447 00:27:23,824 --> 00:27:29,057 Assuming the killer dumped this out, you'd expect to find prints inside. 448 00:27:29,129 --> 00:27:32,223 Here, here. Wiped clean. 449 00:27:32,299 --> 00:27:34,529 Doesn't mean the killer's prints aren't in the house, 450 00:27:34,601 --> 00:27:37,968 but if they are, they weren't left during the murder. 451 00:27:38,972 --> 00:27:40,234 Well, at least we know 452 00:27:40,307 --> 00:27:43,367 where the blanket the body was wrapped up in came from. 453 00:27:47,581 --> 00:27:51,073 How can people afford to live in Los Angeles? 454 00:27:59,259 --> 00:28:01,557 Detective, what do you think of my lipstick? 455 00:28:01,628 --> 00:28:05,621 Are you asking me as a friend, or the Chief? 456 00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:08,462 Why didn't you ever say anything? 457 00:28:08,535 --> 00:28:12,027 Same reason I never said anything about your sweaters. 458 00:28:23,884 --> 00:28:26,751 We found Scott Hauser sitting in his apartment watching a ball game. 459 00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:28,788 Now, we ran his prints on file 460 00:28:28,855 --> 00:28:31,790 against the ones that Tao found in Sue Emery's house, 461 00:28:31,858 --> 00:28:34,292 - and they match! - And you read Mr. Hauser his rights? 462 00:28:34,361 --> 00:28:36,659 He's waiting in Interview Room 2. 463 00:28:36,730 --> 00:28:40,222 You still don't want to go into Interview Room 1. 464 00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:47,201 I'm Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson, but no need to introduce yourself, 465 00:28:47,274 --> 00:28:49,435 Mr. Hauser, 'cause I feel like I already know you. 466 00:28:49,509 --> 00:28:51,238 Yeah? Why is that, Chief Johnson? 467 00:28:51,311 --> 00:28:55,839 This afternoon, I found your fingerprints all over the house of a murder victim. 468 00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:58,043 Your girlfriend. Sue Emery. 469 00:29:11,465 --> 00:29:15,094 Nothing tastes better than somebody else's wedding cake. 470 00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:18,568 Mine tasted like prison food. 471 00:29:20,607 --> 00:29:24,737 Chief Johnson's interviewing the killer of Hodge's casket mate. 472 00:29:25,445 --> 00:29:27,777 And is that what I think it is? 473 00:29:29,650 --> 00:29:31,015 Want some? 474 00:29:32,686 --> 00:29:35,587 Does this case have anything to do with the LAPD? 475 00:29:35,656 --> 00:29:36,714 No. 476 00:29:36,790 --> 00:29:39,384 Then yeah, give me a big piece from the corner. 477 00:29:39,459 --> 00:29:41,484 Look. 478 00:29:41,561 --> 00:29:43,324 I'd never kill Sue. 479 00:29:45,532 --> 00:29:51,562 I know you guys automatically suspect boyfriends, but you see, 480 00:29:51,905 --> 00:29:56,467 my relationship with her was more like 481 00:29:56,910 --> 00:29:58,502 a manager. 482 00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:04,674 - Is that what it's called nowadays? - Her literary manager, yeah. 483 00:30:04,751 --> 00:30:06,810 - Sue Emery was an author? - Yes. 484 00:30:06,887 --> 00:30:10,288 You see, she came to me with a book that she wanted to shop. 485 00:30:10,357 --> 00:30:13,986 This book was worth probably millions of dollars. 486 00:30:14,061 --> 00:30:16,825 Really? And what was it about? 487 00:30:19,766 --> 00:30:22,326 No, I can't tell you that. 488 00:30:25,672 --> 00:30:28,470 And where is it? The... This book? 489 00:30:29,509 --> 00:30:32,307 - I don't know exactly. - Okay. 490 00:30:32,379 --> 00:30:36,577 So, just to summarize, you did not kill Sue Emery 491 00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:39,175 over a priceless book that you cannot discuss or locate. 492 00:30:39,252 --> 00:30:42,551 That should play real well with the jury at your murder trial. 493 00:30:42,622 --> 00:30:47,184 Okay, Mr. Hauser, pretend that I am the DA. 494 00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:51,424 I suggest that Sue Emery was some kind of call girl. 495 00:30:51,498 --> 00:30:54,695 A high-priced prostitute who possessed compromising photos 496 00:30:54,768 --> 00:30:57,635 of herself with some client. 497 00:30:57,804 --> 00:31:01,171 Perhaps as her manager, 498 00:31:01,241 --> 00:31:04,904 you helped her pick some high-value john to blackmail. 499 00:31:04,978 --> 00:31:07,208 Maybe even took part in the shakedown. 500 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:12,775 And after she collected the money, you decided your cut wasn't enough. 501 00:31:12,853 --> 00:31:16,653 And when she wouldn't give you more, you strangled her. 502 00:31:16,723 --> 00:31:20,022 No. No, I didn't. 503 00:31:20,093 --> 00:31:22,459 Well, give me a name. 504 00:31:22,529 --> 00:31:25,054 Who were you blackmailing? 505 00:31:27,501 --> 00:31:29,969 All right, then. I guess the only thing left to discuss 506 00:31:30,036 --> 00:31:33,904 is how you got Sue Emery's body into Ray Hodge's casket. 507 00:31:37,644 --> 00:31:40,010 Now, that's the million dollar question. 508 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,880 Did you dump the girl's remains in the casket at the funeral home? 509 00:31:43,950 --> 00:31:46,077 I've never been to the funeral home. 510 00:31:46,153 --> 00:31:49,281 I don't even know where that Sheffield place is! 511 00:31:51,391 --> 00:31:56,954 I never said the funeral home was Sheffield and Eckhart, Mr. Hauser. 512 00:32:03,770 --> 00:32:06,534 - I want an attorney. - Yes, you do. 513 00:32:07,641 --> 00:32:11,975 Preferably one with death penalty experience. 514 00:32:21,822 --> 00:32:25,155 - Some cake? - Thank you, Buzz, but no, thank you. 515 00:32:25,225 --> 00:32:27,125 - It's really good. - No, no, no. Thanks. 516 00:32:27,194 --> 00:32:28,991 So, are we ready to press charges on this guy? 517 00:32:29,062 --> 00:32:30,723 No, we don't have enough evidence yet. 518 00:32:30,797 --> 00:32:33,163 So we'll hold him for 48 hours, release him, 519 00:32:33,233 --> 00:32:35,167 let him think he's off our radar and... 520 00:32:35,235 --> 00:32:37,294 Oh, my gosh! That cake smells amazing. 521 00:32:37,370 --> 00:32:40,862 That's what you get for 30,000 bucks. 522 00:32:40,941 --> 00:32:43,637 Oh, well. They're hateful people. 523 00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:46,873 Why hold Hauser for two days if we're just gonna release him? 524 00:32:46,947 --> 00:32:49,245 Because that will give you and Lieutenant Provenza time 525 00:32:49,316 --> 00:32:51,978 to fill out a warrant to get a wiretap for Mr. Hauser's phone. 526 00:32:52,052 --> 00:32:53,076 - No! - A wiretap warrant request? 527 00:32:53,153 --> 00:32:55,314 - You've got to be kidding! - I mean, that's over 40 pages long! 528 00:32:55,388 --> 00:32:56,719 Do you know how much it's gonna cost? Two detectives 529 00:32:56,790 --> 00:32:59,156 on alternating 12 hour shifts? I'm not gonna authorize that! 530 00:32:59,226 --> 00:33:02,218 All right, then. Write me a letter explaining that I didn't solve 531 00:33:02,295 --> 00:33:05,264 the murder of the naked woman who rolled out of the detective's casket 532 00:33:05,332 --> 00:33:07,357 because it cost too much. 533 00:33:09,503 --> 00:33:12,563 Fine, but he better have a lot to say in a short amount of time. 534 00:33:12,639 --> 00:33:15,335 Some unsolicited advice, Lieutenant Flynn. 535 00:33:15,408 --> 00:33:16,773 If you want that wiretap approved, 536 00:33:16,843 --> 00:33:20,142 it's essential that you not only list incriminating evidence, 537 00:33:20,213 --> 00:33:24,946 - but anything that might clear him. - Exculpatory information? That's easy. 538 00:33:25,018 --> 00:33:26,042 - It is? - Yes. 539 00:33:26,119 --> 00:33:29,020 We can't prove yet that Scott Hauser had access to the casket. 540 00:33:29,089 --> 00:33:33,219 He may have suffered serious financial loss at the death of Sue Emery. 541 00:33:33,293 --> 00:33:37,127 And his fingerprints aren't on anything connected to the actual murder. 542 00:33:37,197 --> 00:33:40,530 On top of which, I swear, that is the best frosting I've ever had in my life. 543 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,000 Butter cream with just a hint of Grand Marnier. 544 00:33:43,069 --> 00:33:47,028 So, me and Flynn are gonna stay up all night working on some warrant for... 545 00:33:47,107 --> 00:33:51,840 For someone you can say had good reason not to commit the murder? 546 00:33:51,912 --> 00:33:53,140 Exactly. 547 00:33:57,150 --> 00:33:58,515 - And Buzz? - Yes, ma'am. 548 00:33:58,585 --> 00:34:01,053 Could you cut me a nice-sized wedge to go? 549 00:34:01,454 --> 00:34:04,218 And make sure my piece has a flower on it. 550 00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:05,656 Thank you. 551 00:34:12,232 --> 00:34:14,097 You realize it's after five. 552 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:15,828 We have three houses to see before it gets dark, 553 00:34:15,902 --> 00:34:18,097 and you have just spent half an hour on your mouth. 554 00:34:18,171 --> 00:34:21,663 Well, apparently, there's a lot to spend time on. 555 00:34:26,346 --> 00:34:30,146 - What do you think of this one? - That's the best one yet. 556 00:34:30,216 --> 00:34:32,377 - What color is it? - Reddish-brown. 557 00:34:32,452 --> 00:34:34,613 They're all reddish-brown. 558 00:34:36,222 --> 00:34:40,283 Revlon Super Lustrous. 559 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:50,269 Do you like my lips? 560 00:34:51,137 --> 00:34:54,436 Like them? I love them. 561 00:34:54,507 --> 00:34:58,170 If you didn't have those lips, I'd be looking for them on someone else. 562 00:34:58,244 --> 00:35:01,577 Honestly, I think you look as beautiful 563 00:35:01,648 --> 00:35:03,673 as you've ever looked. 564 00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:10,818 Did I say something wrong? I said something wrong. 565 00:35:10,890 --> 00:35:13,222 As beautiful as I've ever looked? 566 00:35:13,293 --> 00:35:15,853 That's almost exactly what the funeral director said. 567 00:35:15,929 --> 00:35:17,419 Mr. Eckhart. 568 00:35:19,633 --> 00:35:22,101 I was thrown off when he threw up! 569 00:35:28,775 --> 00:35:30,572 The judge got the paperwork at 8:00 a.m. 570 00:35:30,644 --> 00:35:34,136 We got the go-ahead on the wiretap at 8:45 a.m. 571 00:35:34,214 --> 00:35:37,445 Hauser was sprung exactly 20 minutes ago. 572 00:35:37,517 --> 00:35:38,882 Yeah, he made two phone calls. 573 00:35:38,952 --> 00:35:42,388 One for a massage, one to his mother who thinks he's in law school. 574 00:35:42,455 --> 00:35:46,118 I hope she's not disappointed when he takes the bar behind bars. 575 00:35:46,192 --> 00:35:50,185 Chief? Hauser's leaving a message on his cell phone for someone. 576 00:35:54,934 --> 00:35:58,199 Lieutenant, would you please get a search warrant for the funeral home? 577 00:35:58,271 --> 00:36:00,705 - For what? - Pictures. 578 00:36:00,774 --> 00:36:02,401 Here, let me play it back. 579 00:36:02,475 --> 00:36:05,444 About the money, I'll need a little more than we agreed to. 580 00:36:05,512 --> 00:36:07,480 Actually, twice as much. 581 00:36:07,547 --> 00:36:11,381 I mean, it's the same book, but now it tells a whole other story. 582 00:36:11,451 --> 00:36:13,783 Meet me at DeFabio's at noon. 583 00:36:20,393 --> 00:36:23,419 - Hello. May I help you? - No, I'm good. Thanks. 584 00:36:37,444 --> 00:36:39,912 Well, you look great, Jonathan. 585 00:36:39,979 --> 00:36:42,607 What, did you give yourself a little chemical peel? 586 00:36:42,682 --> 00:36:45,173 The photos. 587 00:36:45,251 --> 00:36:46,912 Have something for me? 588 00:36:54,928 --> 00:36:56,293 All right. 589 00:37:04,671 --> 00:37:06,434 We need to 590 00:37:06,506 --> 00:37:09,100 reach a little understanding, Jon. 591 00:37:09,175 --> 00:37:12,702 You see, the police, they have this insane idea, 592 00:37:12,779 --> 00:37:17,807 - that I murdered the woman that I loved. - You didn't love Sue. 593 00:37:17,884 --> 00:37:20,182 It was all about the money to you. My money! 594 00:37:20,253 --> 00:37:25,088 And it was just sex to you, Doctor. Otherwise, you would have married her. 595 00:37:25,158 --> 00:37:27,718 Like you promised her. 596 00:37:27,794 --> 00:37:31,958 A divorce would have left me financially devastated. 597 00:37:32,031 --> 00:37:33,726 I tried to explain that to Sue. 598 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:38,635 What, by grabbing her around the throat and choking her to death? 599 00:37:39,506 --> 00:37:43,875 Okay, now, look. This is for the book. 600 00:37:43,943 --> 00:37:45,501 Like we agreed. 601 00:37:48,248 --> 00:37:51,513 But if you don't want anyone else knowing what I know, 602 00:37:51,584 --> 00:37:55,714 I'll expect cash payments. On a regular basis. 603 00:37:56,356 --> 00:37:59,985 About what you were paying for Sue's house. That would do it. 604 00:38:02,395 --> 00:38:05,796 You can't blackmail me over an accident! 605 00:38:05,865 --> 00:38:08,390 Which part was an accident? Strangling her? 606 00:38:08,468 --> 00:38:13,599 - Or dumping Sue in some guy's casket? - She wouldn't listen. 607 00:38:13,673 --> 00:38:16,335 She wanted to ruin me. She said so. 608 00:38:16,409 --> 00:38:20,675 I lost control of my temper for one second, that's all. 609 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:27,242 I wonder if the police will see it the same way, Jon. 610 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,083 No, we won't. 611 00:38:29,155 --> 00:38:30,622 Lieutenant, I know you've met Mr. Hauser, 612 00:38:30,690 --> 00:38:32,920 but why don't you reacquaint yourself by reading him his rights? 613 00:38:32,992 --> 00:38:36,484 You would think he would know them by now. Leave the money. 614 00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:45,031 Detective, thank God! Thank God, you're here... 615 00:38:45,104 --> 00:38:47,937 You know, that man? He was trying to blackmail me. 616 00:38:48,041 --> 00:38:50,942 How distressing! Do you mind if I sit down? 617 00:38:51,110 --> 00:38:52,441 Please. 618 00:38:55,882 --> 00:38:57,645 Beyond the obvious personnel, 619 00:38:57,717 --> 00:39:01,619 I couldn't imagine who else might have had access to the funeral home. 620 00:39:01,688 --> 00:39:04,418 But then I realized sometimes it's not enough 621 00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:09,291 to slap a fresh coat of lipstick on some cadaver's giant mouth. 622 00:39:09,362 --> 00:39:10,795 Now, 623 00:39:10,864 --> 00:39:13,799 to make someone look as good as they've ever looked, 624 00:39:13,867 --> 00:39:16,893 the skills of a surgeon are required. 625 00:39:18,037 --> 00:39:22,474 These were recently obtained from Sheffield and Eckhart. 626 00:39:22,542 --> 00:39:24,840 I can see why they paid for your services. 627 00:39:24,911 --> 00:39:27,106 And gave you the code to their security system 628 00:39:27,180 --> 00:39:29,045 so you could come and go on your own schedule. 629 00:39:29,115 --> 00:39:32,175 Look, Detective, I don't know what you think happened to Sue, but I have... 630 00:39:32,252 --> 00:39:36,746 We have you on tape, saying that you murdered her, Doctor. 631 00:39:37,690 --> 00:39:39,988 No, no, no. I was only saying that I was being... 632 00:39:40,059 --> 00:39:44,962 No, no, no. Please don't say anything else. This is the fun part. I always like to guess. 633 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,192 Sue Emery and Scott Hauser were blackmailing you, 634 00:39:50,270 --> 00:39:54,172 so you hired a retired LAPD officer to act as your go-between. 635 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:58,040 You were the john that Ray Hodge said was being extorted. 636 00:39:58,111 --> 00:40:01,706 And when Hodge jotted down, "PS agreed to payment terms," 637 00:40:01,781 --> 00:40:03,214 he meant you. 638 00:40:03,283 --> 00:40:06,548 PS stands for plastic surgeon, doesn't it? 639 00:40:06,619 --> 00:40:08,587 But then Ray Hodge had a fatal heart attack 640 00:40:08,655 --> 00:40:12,386 and for a limited time only, you had access to his coffin. 641 00:40:14,661 --> 00:40:16,322 The book, please. 642 00:40:27,874 --> 00:40:31,867 I had been envisioning compromising photos of a completely different sort. 643 00:40:31,945 --> 00:40:34,709 I had no idea they were gonna be before and after photos 644 00:40:34,781 --> 00:40:36,715 of your famous clients! 645 00:40:39,352 --> 00:40:41,547 You ended your affair. 646 00:40:41,621 --> 00:40:45,079 And Sue Emery, who probably thought she loved you, 647 00:40:45,158 --> 00:40:48,389 retaliated by stealing a book of your finest work. 648 00:40:52,165 --> 00:40:54,326 Lieutenant, 649 00:40:55,568 --> 00:40:59,231 we need to get this book brought into evidence. 650 00:40:59,305 --> 00:41:02,138 Could you please call Chief Pope and set up a meeting, please? 651 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:04,142 Oh, yes, ma'am. 652 00:41:04,210 --> 00:41:06,474 Now, if you don't mind my being blunt. 653 00:41:06,546 --> 00:41:10,175 You're under arrest for murder in the first. 654 00:41:11,584 --> 00:41:15,714 I do wanna thank you for one thing though, Doctor. 655 00:41:15,788 --> 00:41:19,588 That old lipstick color, it did make my mouth look big. 656 00:41:32,839 --> 00:41:34,363 You gonna press criminal charges, go ahead. 657 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,271 We'll continue with our civil lawsuit. 658 00:41:36,342 --> 00:41:38,401 - And we'll bury you in paperwork. - I see. 659 00:41:38,478 --> 00:41:41,208 And by pressing a legal action you expect to lose, 660 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,646 you think you will gain what, exactly? 661 00:41:43,716 --> 00:41:46,276 Well, I'm defending my family's good name. 662 00:41:46,352 --> 00:41:47,842 And as far as your threats are concerned, 663 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,913 there isn't a judge in this entire state that would put my daughter in jail. 664 00:41:51,991 --> 00:41:55,757 Now, which daughter is that? 665 00:41:55,828 --> 00:41:57,557 This one? 666 00:41:57,630 --> 00:42:01,157 Or this one? 667 00:42:03,636 --> 00:42:06,537 - Those pictures are confidential. - They were. 668 00:42:06,606 --> 00:42:09,074 And then we arrested your plastic surgeon for murder, 669 00:42:09,142 --> 00:42:12,134 and they became evidence. 670 00:42:12,211 --> 00:42:14,873 I imagine under the right circumstances, 671 00:42:14,947 --> 00:42:18,906 a judge might be persuaded to exclude them. 672 00:42:30,630 --> 00:42:32,120 You agree to drop all charges against Michelle, 673 00:42:32,198 --> 00:42:34,189 and we won't continue with our civil lawsuit. 674 00:42:34,267 --> 00:42:37,031 Very good. And I think an apology is in order. 675 00:42:37,103 --> 00:42:39,435 All right. That would be nice. 676 00:42:41,841 --> 00:42:44,105 You thought... Yeah, no. 677 00:42:44,377 --> 00:42:46,038 I need an apology from you, sir. 678 00:42:46,112 --> 00:42:48,808 Written, signed, distributed to the media. 679 00:42:48,881 --> 00:42:50,143 - That sort of thing. - No, never, never. 680 00:42:50,216 --> 00:42:53,811 - Never in a million years. Never! - Daddy. 681 00:42:53,886 --> 00:42:56,480 Write it. 682 00:42:56,556 --> 00:42:58,251 Write it. 683 00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:07,460 Fine! Let's get out of this hole. 684 00:43:08,701 --> 00:43:11,898 I'm sorry. I almost forgot. 685 00:43:11,971 --> 00:43:16,704 You know, giving this back to you is almost as sweet as 686 00:43:16,776 --> 00:43:19,370 the icing on your cake. 687 00:44:02,221 --> 00:44:03,210 English