1 00:00:20,102 --> 00:00:21,270 Stay back! 2 00:00:32,865 --> 00:00:34,784 He should've said "heel." 3 00:00:57,473 --> 00:00:58,849 Slag it! 4 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:06,148 - He's got a delicate touch, Dee Dee. - Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee. 5 00:01:09,318 --> 00:01:13,322 I hate ripping this heavy junk. Give me cash cards any day. 6 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:18,661 Zip it, Bonk. Plan is get in and get out fast. 7 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:21,163 Huh? 8 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:24,834 It's a school night, kids. I'm gonna have to call your folks. 9 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,796 Whoa! 10 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:52,403 Bonk! Don't! 11 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,363 Yeah, Bonk. Don't. 12 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,207 Huh? Aah! 13 00:03:21,992 --> 00:03:24,120 Let's go! Dee Dee, open the door. 14 00:03:24,286 --> 00:03:25,746 On the double. 15 00:03:55,609 --> 00:03:56,902 Incoming! 16 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:08,497 Bonk! You moron! Get back here! 17 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,335 You got a death wish, Bats! 18 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,171 And I thought I was just being a good citizen. 19 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,302 Got you, sis! 20 00:05:13,103 --> 00:05:14,563 Flagpole. 21 00:05:15,022 --> 00:05:16,065 What did you say? 22 00:05:16,273 --> 00:05:17,733 Flagpole. 23 00:05:32,456 --> 00:05:33,707 Come on! 24 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,947 That ain't coming out of my allowance. 25 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,923 Still got it. 26 00:08:39,768 --> 00:08:41,603 How did it go with the Jokerz? 27 00:08:42,354 --> 00:08:45,107 I broke up the robbery, but it was weird. 28 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:49,445 Third time this month that gang intercepted high-tech machinery. 29 00:08:49,653 --> 00:08:51,071 Jokerz don't use that stuff. 30 00:08:51,488 --> 00:08:54,950 They're probably fencing it. Corporate espionage is big business. 31 00:08:55,492 --> 00:08:58,537 I'll sit tight until I can get another shot at them. 32 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,249 - Hey, lookie here. - That's right, Tom. 33 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:05,502 Today, billionaire Bruce Wayne stunned the financial world... 34 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:09,256 with plans to resume active leadership of Wayne Enterprises. 35 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:12,342 While most shareholders have welcomed Wayne's return... 36 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:16,305 support from key members of the Wayne board has been lukewarm. 37 00:09:16,513 --> 00:09:20,059 Company operations manager Jordan Pryce offered this comment: 38 00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:22,936 I join the rest of our Wayne Enterprises family... 39 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:27,483 in welcoming back our most valuable senior resource, Bruce Wayne. 40 00:09:27,649 --> 00:09:30,944 I'm sure we'll all profit from his years of experience. 41 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,823 Still, the rigors of running a vast, multinational conglomerate... 42 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:37,159 would be stressful, even for a young man. 43 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,578 I hope he's up to the challenge. 44 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,580 He's not bitter, much. 45 00:09:41,997 --> 00:09:44,333 Pryce was next in line for the top spot. 46 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,753 My return torpedoed any dreams he had of succession. 47 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:51,507 - You gonna keep him around? - If he'll stay on my terms. 48 00:09:51,715 --> 00:09:55,427 I've worked long and hard to regain control of my family's company. 49 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,179 I won't hand it over again. 50 00:09:57,387 --> 00:10:01,350 Pryce can either get with that program or start e-mailing his résumé. 51 00:10:01,683 --> 00:10:04,019 With the long hours you'll put in at the office... 52 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,772 does this mean you'll have less time for... 53 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,690 Who sleeps anymore? 54 00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:13,195 You okay? 55 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,489 The Jokerz are going in for splicing now. 56 00:10:15,697 --> 00:10:19,952 Crazy hyena-boy nearly bit me. No way I could explain that to Dana. 57 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,453 You're not going out now? 58 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,288 The night is young and so am I. 59 00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:26,166 A good night's rest might be more beneficial. 60 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,128 Like you said, who sleeps anymore? 61 00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:39,054 Up and at them, Terry. 62 00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:44,601 You can doze on Bruce Wayne's time, not mine. 63 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,228 Sorry, Dane. 64 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:15,632 - Great song, huh? - Huh. 65 00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:19,094 Did you see the squid Blade's with? P.U.! 66 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,265 Ter, my head's on fire. 67 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,017 You look good. 68 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,727 McGinnis! 69 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:35,277 Sorry, babe. Guess the day was longer than I thought. 70 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,990 Let's sit this one out. 71 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,535 Coffee. And leave the pot. 72 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,250 Batman showed up and we had to ditch. 73 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:54,421 We were able to save this: the console's memory board. 74 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,090 I know it's not much, but... 75 00:11:57,633 --> 00:12:00,886 It's not much? It's nothing. 76 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:04,973 Losers. 77 00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:06,850 All of you. 78 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:11,104 A disgrace to the name Joker. Why, in my day... 79 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:12,648 In your day?! 80 00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:15,108 Ever since you came into this gang... 81 00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:18,362 it's been "your day" this and "your day" that. 82 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:19,571 Bonk. 83 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,323 Your day is over, old man. 84 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:25,619 Even if you are who you say you are. And personally, I think you're a fake. 85 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,538 Oh, brave new world... 86 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,999 It has such putzes in it. 87 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:35,170 He's got us running around ripping a lot of geek junk, but no cash! 88 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:38,799 He won't tell us what his plan is, if he even has one. 89 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,926 I want out! 90 00:12:41,176 --> 00:12:42,803 If you insist. 91 00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:50,310 Hey, man. Take it easy. I was just kidding. 92 00:12:52,729 --> 00:12:55,232 - Aah! - So was I. 93 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,869 Oops. No, I wasn't. 94 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,541 That's also how we did it in my day. 95 00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:18,922 You know, kids, a lot has changed while your Uncle Joker's been away. 96 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,466 New Gotham, new rules... 97 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:23,802 even a new Batman. 98 00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:28,432 But now I'm tanned, I'm rested... 99 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,894 and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again! 100 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:37,232 I have to know you're with me. Will you say it for me one time? 101 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,525 We're with you. 102 00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:40,569 Little louder. 103 00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:41,903 We're with you! 104 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,197 - Dee Dee? - We're with you! 105 00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:45,949 Boys? 106 00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:48,076 We're with you! 107 00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:49,536 Bonk? 108 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,413 Oh, right. 109 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,914 Dead. 110 00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:55,959 Dee Dee, be a lamb and sweep out the trash. 111 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,086 There's a good girls. 112 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:05,552 Your renewed faith puts a smile in my heart. 113 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:09,097 What say we forget tonight's mishap and start over? 114 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,766 Great, boss. 115 00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:14,728 Ghoul, my boy, we're going to need another systems scanner. 116 00:14:14,936 --> 00:14:17,439 Who's got one they'd be willing to donate? 117 00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:18,857 Checking. 118 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,485 What we're after is cutting-edge. 119 00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:24,613 These are the only other places we'd find one. 120 00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:26,406 Nope. Uh-uh. 121 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,742 No. Ah! 122 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:31,953 What, there? Security's gonna be tight! 123 00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:35,791 Oh, yes. But think of the fun. 124 00:14:41,671 --> 00:14:43,048 Good evening, Mr. Wayne. 125 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,301 Ms. Carr. You remember my assistant, Terry McGinnis? 126 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,887 Of course. I'm glad you could join us, Terry. 127 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:54,142 Everyone is here. Well, everyone except Mr. Pryce, unfortunately. 128 00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:55,894 That's no surprise. 129 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,897 May I have your attention, please? 130 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:03,443 It's my pleasure to welcome back the guiding light of this company: 131 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,071 Bruce Wayne. 132 00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:14,538 Thank you, Joyce. 133 00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:18,250 It's a pleasure to see you all again. In the future, I hope to... 134 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,511 Spend time getting to know each member of our company... 135 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,179 learning about you individually. 136 00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:56,455 Security! Emergency on terrace level. 137 00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,878 Hey! Look out! 138 00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:20,812 - You gonna be okay? - Go to work. 139 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,525 Well, if it isn't old Mr. Wayne. 140 00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:27,569 So debonair. 141 00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:29,905 So dapper. 142 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:32,866 So decrepit. 143 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:47,839 Hello, Gotham! 144 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,050 Joker's back in town! 145 00:16:53,094 --> 00:16:54,554 It can't be. 146 00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:58,934 Oh, no, your old eyes do not deceive you, Brucie! 147 00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:01,937 After all, who'd know me better than you? 148 00:17:04,731 --> 00:17:05,899 Back off, gruesome. 149 00:17:10,111 --> 00:17:11,988 Oh, the new boy. 150 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,407 Ears are too long and I miss the cape... 151 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,452 but not too shabby. Not too shabby at all. 152 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,745 Woof! 153 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,677 - How's it coming, boys? - We're home free. 154 00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,387 Then I'll see you there. 155 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,185 Time to go, Dee Dee. 156 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,433 Well? What's it gonna be, Batfake? 157 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:54,424 I know what you're thinking. I messed up. 158 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,843 I let the clown go to save those people. 159 00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:58,553 You did the right thing. 160 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,848 So the Joker, huh? 161 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,602 Looks pretty spry for a guy who's gotta be, what, mid-80s? 162 00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:08,897 Any theories on that? 163 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,231 Clone? 164 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:11,733 Robot? 165 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:15,487 Suspended animation due to floating around frozen in a block of ice? 166 00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,197 Shut up and drive. 167 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:19,949 Yes, sir. 168 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,417 This was the scene three hours ago... 169 00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:31,586 as a man claiming to be the Joker... 170 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:35,715 disrupted a ceremony at the new Wayne Enterprises building. 171 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,425 Honey, what're you watching? 172 00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:41,429 Adding to the drama was another legendary Gotham icon, the Batman... 173 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:45,058 who engaged his one-time foe in a stunning aerial battle. 174 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,518 Honey? 175 00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:48,103 It's nothing, sweetheart. 176 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,107 Nothing. 177 00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:02,492 Go away. 178 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:03,827 Morning, commish. 179 00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:06,663 You understand English, McGinnis? Scram. 180 00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:10,083 Love to. But first, what can you tell me about clowns? 181 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,627 In this town they're never funny. 182 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,379 I noticed that. 183 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,426 - Now, this Joker... - Drop it, kid. 184 00:20:19,592 --> 00:20:22,595 - That's what the old man's been saying. - Listen to him. 185 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:26,850 Look, I know this fruitcake was a big, bad guy from the cape and cowl days. 186 00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,435 He was more than that. 187 00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,812 What? A wacko who threatened people... 188 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,440 with whoopee cushions and squirting flowers? 189 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,775 - Big deal. I'm shaking. - McGinnis! 190 00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:43,450 The real Joker was unlike anyone you've ever faced. 191 00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:45,577 For your sake, I hope you never do. 192 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,163 If Bruce wants you to drop it, then drop it. 193 00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:51,541 Commissioner, your 9:00 is here. 194 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,126 Send him in. 195 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:54,419 You were leaving? 196 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,337 Figure I was. 197 00:21:08,349 --> 00:21:11,728 - Thanks for seeing me, Barb. - That's what I'm here for. 198 00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:34,876 A countdown of victims that will end at midnight... 199 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,046 unless our dear Dark Knight stops me first! 200 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,804 Hello, Gotham. Joker's back in town! 201 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:55,522 It's funny. 202 00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:59,317 I know about all of your other enemies, but you never mention him. 203 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:03,780 - He was the biggest, wasn't he? - It wasn't a popularity contest. 204 00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:06,658 He was a psychopath. A monster. 205 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:10,245 So how could he still be around after all this time? 206 00:22:10,703 --> 00:22:12,247 It's not possible. 207 00:22:12,413 --> 00:22:14,415 He died years ago. 208 00:22:14,582 --> 00:22:15,625 You're sure? 209 00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,293 I was there. 210 00:22:21,422 --> 00:22:23,091 You killed him, didn't you? 211 00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:28,304 He was gonna do something so terrible, you had no choice. 212 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,932 - Terry... - That was it, wasn't it? 213 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,438 I want you to give back the Batman suit. 214 00:22:37,772 --> 00:22:39,941 What? Why? 215 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:42,777 There is no reason for you to continue. 216 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:45,446 You've avenged your father's murder... 217 00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:49,951 then put your needs aside to help the city when it most needed a hero. 218 00:22:50,618 --> 00:22:54,956 You've honored the reputation of Batman many times and I thank you. 219 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,207 Then why? 220 00:22:56,791 --> 00:23:00,628 I had no right to force this life on you or anyone else. 221 00:23:00,795 --> 00:23:03,882 I was the one who broke in and swiped the suit, remember? 222 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:08,636 Yes, there was my dad's murder, but we come from two different worlds. 223 00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:11,139 I wasn't like you or the kids you took in. 224 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,851 I was a pretty bad kid once. 225 00:23:15,059 --> 00:23:18,813 Ran with a rough crowd, broke a lot of laws and my folks' hearts. 226 00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:22,567 The kind of punk you wouldn't have wasted a second punch on. 227 00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:23,902 Your point? 228 00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:27,071 I'm trying to make up for past sins. 229 00:23:27,822 --> 00:23:31,492 The state says juvie wiped me clean, but my soul tells me different. 230 00:23:32,118 --> 00:23:35,997 Every time I put on that suit, I help people who are in trouble. 231 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:39,083 I guess on a personal level... 232 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:42,503 it's a chance to look like a worthwhile human being again. 233 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,672 In my eyes, if no one else's. 234 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,259 It's what I want, Bruce. 235 00:23:50,845 --> 00:23:51,930 Stupid kid. 236 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:56,100 You don't know what you want. None of you ever did. 237 00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:32,887 Mom, come quick! Some weirdo broke into our house! 238 00:24:33,179 --> 00:24:37,600 - Matty? What are you yelling about? - A stranger's sitting at our table! 239 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,520 - Ha, ha. - That's your brother. 240 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,148 I've never seen him before in my life. 241 00:24:44,315 --> 00:24:48,236 It is rare that you're up before noon, what with your job and all. 242 00:24:48,569 --> 00:24:51,030 I'm not working for Mr. Wayne anymore. 243 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:56,828 It will be nice to have you home for a change. Right, Matt? 244 00:24:57,036 --> 00:25:00,748 Sure. Great. Just when I was getting used to being an only child. 245 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,252 Mom! 246 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,846 Once in a while, we have to do it. Ditch the guys and go out by ourselves. 247 00:25:15,054 --> 00:25:19,142 It may be a change for you. I don't see enough of Terry as it is. 248 00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:23,146 Terry's sweet, but who says you can't make friends with someone new? 249 00:25:23,354 --> 00:25:24,439 Not a chance. 250 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:25,982 Terry! 251 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,402 I thought you'd be working as usual. 252 00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:33,656 The bad news is, for now, I'm not gonna have much money. 253 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,451 The good news is, you have me all to yourself. 254 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,745 I can live with that. 255 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,135 Cutting in. 256 00:25:58,639 --> 00:25:59,766 Hey! 257 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,231 Dana? 258 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,956 What is it? 259 00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:26,751 Ace. 260 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:30,922 Ace! 261 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:03,871 Don't get up, Bruce. It's just an old friend come by to say hello. 262 00:27:11,754 --> 00:27:13,047 Hello... 263 00:27:13,464 --> 00:27:14,882 Batman. 264 00:27:20,304 --> 00:27:21,556 Dana! 265 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,310 It was her. 266 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:51,043 Don't know why the boss wants you out of the way... 267 00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:53,254 but, hey, as long as it's fun. 268 00:27:56,382 --> 00:27:57,967 - Hey! - Terry! 269 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:00,303 Dana! 270 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,933 - Let me go! - Sure, cutes. 271 00:28:13,065 --> 00:28:14,483 Slag him! 272 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,375 - Dana? - Stay out of sight! 273 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:52,188 There! 274 00:29:05,284 --> 00:29:06,369 What's he doing? 275 00:29:06,577 --> 00:29:07,995 You got me. 276 00:29:09,121 --> 00:29:10,790 Just finish him! 277 00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:33,062 Aw, you made a mess, dreg. 278 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:34,605 Huh? 279 00:29:43,864 --> 00:29:44,907 Dana! 280 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:48,536 She's got a bad bump and some cuts, but she's gonna be okay. 281 00:29:49,036 --> 00:29:51,956 - Why were those guys after you? - I don't know. 282 00:29:52,164 --> 00:29:54,667 I'm gonna talk to the cops. Stay with her, okay? 283 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:57,461 - I'll come as soon as I can. - Sure. 284 00:30:13,602 --> 00:30:15,104 Leave a message. 285 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:17,982 The Joker's little playmates were after me tonight. 286 00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:19,734 Me, not Batman. 287 00:30:19,942 --> 00:30:22,069 This whole thing stinks and you know why. 288 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:27,074 I need some straight answers from... Wait, it's night. Where does he go? 289 00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:49,638 Wayne? 290 00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:50,848 Wayne! 291 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:56,812 Ace. 292 00:31:11,577 --> 00:31:13,454 Please, God, no. 293 00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:43,150 Floor... 294 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:48,572 under... 295 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,159 table. 296 00:32:27,486 --> 00:32:28,529 How is he? 297 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:32,366 The anti-toxin's done all it can. It's up to him now. 298 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:35,119 Thanks for coming. Uh, I didn't know who to call. 299 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,787 Who else is there? 300 00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:40,124 That reminds me. I'd better check on our other patient. 301 00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:44,795 What have I done? 302 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,466 I killed the little rabbit. 303 00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:52,219 I don't deserve to live! 304 00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:00,269 How you doing, killer? 305 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:05,900 Yeah, rough night for me too. 306 00:33:06,358 --> 00:33:08,736 Sad news from the financial world this morning. 307 00:33:08,944 --> 00:33:13,365 The return of Bruce Wayne has been delayed due to an accident. 308 00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:16,494 Wayne Enterprises' Jordan Pryce had this to say: 309 00:33:16,702 --> 00:33:19,914 We received a call from Mr. Wayne's houseboy this morning... 310 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,583 saying Mr. Wayne had taken a bad fall. 311 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:26,921 Everyone at Wayne Enterprises sends their prayers and good wishes... 312 00:33:27,129 --> 00:33:30,549 to our senior member for his speedy recovery. 313 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:34,970 I'll bet. Not every creep in Gotham wears a purple suit. 314 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:37,097 It'd make my job simpler if they did. 315 00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:41,435 The Joker knew about Bruce, about me, probably about you too. 316 00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,604 Someone knows, I'll give you that. 317 00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:46,690 But it's not the Joker. Not the real one. 318 00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:48,943 Bruce said he was dead. 319 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,821 - And? - That's it. 320 00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,782 I know there's more. 321 00:33:54,990 --> 00:33:58,118 I'm part of this. I need the answers Bruce can't give me. 322 00:33:58,869 --> 00:34:00,287 I deserve them. 323 00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:09,213 I thought talking about it would get easier over time... 324 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,340 but some hurts never go away. 325 00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:14,969 Dick Grayson, Nightwing, had left... 326 00:34:15,135 --> 00:34:17,805 to establish himself in another city. 327 00:34:18,305 --> 00:34:22,726 There were three of us then: Bruce, myself and Robin, Tim Drake. 328 00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:36,031 Robin was alone when he came upon a woman in trouble. 329 00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,576 Help! Help! 330 00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,036 Somebody, please, help! 331 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,124 Hero time. 332 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:55,509 - That evens things up a little. - Not really, bird-boy! 333 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:05,144 Ha, ha. A bird in the hand... 334 00:35:08,063 --> 00:35:10,065 We soon realized Tim was missing. 335 00:35:12,192 --> 00:35:16,238 Night after night we scoured the city, running down every lead... 336 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,824 pressing every underworld connection. 337 00:35:22,494 --> 00:35:25,414 But no one had seen any sign of Robin. 338 00:35:25,956 --> 00:35:29,251 For three agonizing weeks there was nothing. 339 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:33,047 Then one night, we were sent an invitation. 340 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,536 Arkham. 341 00:36:06,413 --> 00:36:09,750 The asylum had been moved to a newer, high-security building. 342 00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:12,586 The old building had been partially demolished... 343 00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:15,422 and hung open like a rotting wound. 344 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:26,433 Hush, little baby, don't say a word 345 00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:31,146 Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird 346 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:35,651 And if that mockingbird don't sing 347 00:36:35,859 --> 00:36:40,364 Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring 348 00:36:40,572 --> 00:36:45,494 And if that diamond ring turns brass 349 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:50,708 Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass 350 00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:56,171 And if that looking glass gets broke 351 00:36:57,631 --> 00:36:59,591 Pudding, company! 352 00:37:02,344 --> 00:37:06,306 Hello there! Welcome to our happy home. 353 00:37:10,644 --> 00:37:11,770 Where's Robin? 354 00:37:12,771 --> 00:37:13,814 Robin? 355 00:37:14,189 --> 00:37:15,649 There's no Robin here. 356 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:17,943 Maybe he means our little Jay. 357 00:37:18,318 --> 00:37:19,987 Of course! That's it! 358 00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:24,825 Aah! 359 00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:27,828 Uh-uh. No peeking. 360 00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:38,505 Mommy's little helper. 361 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:45,596 You know, Bats, we've been doing this little runaround of ours for years. 362 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,932 It's been loads of laughs, but the sad fact is... 363 00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:51,059 none of us are getting any younger. 364 00:37:51,268 --> 00:37:53,270 That old clock's a-ticking. 365 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,022 Quite right, pooh. 366 00:37:55,355 --> 00:37:58,817 And Harley and I were thinking it was time to start a family. 367 00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:02,196 Add a Joker Junior to our merry brood. 368 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:05,532 But rather than go through all the joy of childbirth... 369 00:38:05,824 --> 00:38:08,202 we decided to adopt. 370 00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:11,872 We couldn't do it legally... 371 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:16,293 but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around. 372 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,670 So we borrowed one. 373 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,717 No. 374 00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,552 My God! 375 00:38:25,844 --> 00:38:30,307 He needed a little molding of course. What kid doesn't? 376 00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:33,727 But in time we came to love him as our own. 377 00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,396 Say hello, J.J. 378 00:39:08,762 --> 00:39:10,180 Robin! Robin! 379 00:39:13,475 --> 00:39:17,354 Tim, it's Barbara. Can you hear me? 380 00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:32,327 Robin! Stop! 381 00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:35,122 Hands off, Brat-girl! 382 00:39:35,455 --> 00:39:38,417 Sweetie, get Mommy's bazooka. 383 00:40:06,653 --> 00:40:08,572 How could you help Joker do it? 384 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:12,492 Okay, so he roughed the kid up a little, but I'll make it right. 385 00:40:13,076 --> 00:40:16,204 Yeah, you're mother of the stinking year. 386 00:40:16,371 --> 00:40:17,789 Ha. You'll see. 387 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:22,586 We'll be one big, happy family. 388 00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:29,676 Good boy! 389 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:34,598 Ha! 390 00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:21,895 What's the matter, Batman? 391 00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:25,732 No witty comeback? No threat? 392 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,151 Then I'll provide the narration. 393 00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:44,292 I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. 394 00:41:45,919 --> 00:41:48,839 Well, he bravely tried to fight it at first. 395 00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:04,062 You would have been proud to see him so strong! 396 00:42:05,605 --> 00:42:10,610 But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll... 397 00:42:10,944 --> 00:42:15,240 and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. 398 00:42:15,615 --> 00:42:19,077 Secrets that are mine alone to know... 399 00:42:19,244 --> 00:42:20,787 Bruce. 400 00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:24,458 It's true, Batsy. I know everything. 401 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:27,794 And like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents... 402 00:42:27,961 --> 00:42:31,465 I must admit, it's sadly anticlimactic. 403 00:42:31,673 --> 00:42:34,468 Behind all the Sturm and batarangs... 404 00:42:34,676 --> 00:42:39,306 you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for Mommy and Daddy. 405 00:42:39,681 --> 00:42:42,100 It'd be funny, if it weren't so pathetic. 406 00:42:43,810 --> 00:42:46,229 Oh, what the heck! I'll laugh anyway. 407 00:43:01,119 --> 00:43:04,331 If you don't like the movie, I've got slides. 408 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,720 I'll break you in two. 409 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,430 Oh, Batman. 410 00:43:20,597 --> 00:43:24,434 If you had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago. 411 00:43:24,601 --> 00:43:26,853 I, on the other hand... 412 00:43:37,614 --> 00:43:39,366 You've lost, Batman. 413 00:43:39,866 --> 00:43:41,409 Robin is mine. 414 00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:45,455 The last sound you hear will be our laughter. 415 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,626 Here you go, sonny-boy. 416 00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:54,548 Make Daddy proud. 417 00:43:55,006 --> 00:43:57,384 Deliver the punch line. 418 00:44:04,432 --> 00:44:05,475 Tim. 419 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:13,900 Do it! 420 00:44:20,198 --> 00:44:22,075 That's not funny. 421 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:23,869 That's not... 422 00:44:48,768 --> 00:44:51,730 It's okay, Tim. It's okay. 423 00:44:51,938 --> 00:44:54,524 We buried the Joker deep beneath Arkham. 424 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:59,237 The only other person who knew what happened that night was my father. 425 00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,740 He promised to keep our secret. 426 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,202 With his last act of cruelty... 427 00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:10,248 the Joker had tainted us all with compromise and deception. 428 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,879 I suppose he had the last laugh after all. 429 00:45:16,087 --> 00:45:17,881 His girlfriend bought it too? 430 00:45:18,173 --> 00:45:22,177 We never found her body, but I doubt she'd be starting trouble now. 431 00:45:24,179 --> 00:45:25,222 And Tim? 432 00:45:25,388 --> 00:45:28,058 We had a trusted friend, Dr. Leslie Thompkins. 433 00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:31,811 It took her a year, but she was able to help Tim back to sanity. 434 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,564 Still, things were never really the same. 435 00:45:34,856 --> 00:45:37,234 Bruce forbade Tim to be Robin again. 436 00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:42,072 He blamed himself and swore he'd never endanger another young partner. 437 00:45:42,530 --> 00:45:45,742 Tim left us soon after that, determined to make it on his own. 438 00:45:46,534 --> 00:45:47,577 Did they patch it up? 439 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:52,499 Tim tried once or twice, but you know Bruce. I check up on Tim. 440 00:45:52,832 --> 00:45:56,586 He's a top-level communications engineer, married, couple kids. 441 00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:59,005 Not too bad, all things concerned. 442 00:45:59,172 --> 00:46:00,757 He deserved a happy ending. 443 00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:04,344 But he still has the most likely connection to that night. 444 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,190 It looks okay on this side. I'm going up to the dish. 445 00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:32,205 You might as well show yourself. I heard you a mile away. 446 00:46:33,164 --> 00:46:36,751 I'm no Boy Wonder anymore, but that old training never goes away. 447 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,628 Even at my age. 448 00:46:39,212 --> 00:46:40,547 Tim Drake. 449 00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:41,881 You heard about Bruce? 450 00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:44,968 Barbara told me. That was too bad. 451 00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:46,803 You're not too broken up. 452 00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:49,806 I had nothing to do with it, despite what you think. 453 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:53,310 When the Joker reappeared, I was as surprised as anyone. 454 00:46:53,518 --> 00:46:55,645 Barb told you the gory details? 455 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:57,480 More or less. 456 00:46:57,689 --> 00:46:59,899 Look, it's been almost 40 years. 457 00:47:00,066 --> 00:47:03,653 It wasn't easy, but I managed to put it to bed and go on with my life. 458 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:07,907 You'll have to do it yourself one day. We all did. 459 00:47:08,074 --> 00:47:11,745 We gave our best, but that wasn't good enough for the old man. 460 00:47:12,495 --> 00:47:14,497 Regrets, Mr. Drake? 461 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:18,877 When I was younger, part of me thought I would go on and on and someday... 462 00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:23,173 Ah, capes, costumes, playing hero. It was kids' stuff. 463 00:47:23,381 --> 00:47:25,133 Bruce probably did me a favor. 464 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:29,888 I was so sick of it, I never wanted to see that Robin suit again. 465 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:34,184 Some things never change. 466 00:47:36,269 --> 00:47:38,229 Were all of you bitter when you left? 467 00:47:38,646 --> 00:47:40,231 Comes with the territory. 468 00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:42,942 Look up Nightwing. Has he got stories. 469 00:47:43,276 --> 00:47:46,196 Drake's clean. I've got one more lead to check out. 470 00:47:46,404 --> 00:47:48,782 Someone with a definite grudge against Bruce. 471 00:48:06,132 --> 00:48:09,469 Caviar, soft music and charming company. 472 00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:11,971 Amy, I can't think of any better way... 473 00:48:12,138 --> 00:48:15,809 to celebrate my ascension to CEO of Wayne Enterprises. 474 00:48:16,017 --> 00:48:17,268 Me neither. 475 00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:18,978 Me neither. 476 00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:24,317 You? Where's Amy? 477 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,070 Missed the boat, I'm afraid. 478 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:32,492 Turn the yacht around! 479 00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:36,413 Detox, boss man. We're here to talk business. 480 00:48:36,579 --> 00:48:39,999 We'll be quick. Woof gets seasick easy. 481 00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:44,587 Our business is concluded. 482 00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:54,013 You've got the equipment. 483 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:57,684 I gave you the security codes so you could ransack the lab... 484 00:48:57,851 --> 00:49:00,728 while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne. 485 00:49:01,062 --> 00:49:03,606 Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow. 486 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,527 That means you get to stay top dog. 487 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:09,028 And everyone's happy. 488 00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:11,030 So why are you here? 489 00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:13,908 The big guy who originally put us in contact... 490 00:49:14,075 --> 00:49:16,161 decided you're a loose end. 491 00:49:16,369 --> 00:49:18,538 And loose ends should be tied up. 492 00:49:26,212 --> 00:49:27,630 Let me go! 493 00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:29,215 Got him. 494 00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:32,385 Then amscray pronto, kiddies. 495 00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,849 Things are going to start popping. 496 00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:39,642 Let's go! 497 00:49:41,519 --> 00:49:43,688 No one's leaving until I get answers. 498 00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:50,403 No, you idiot! Not now! 499 00:49:59,662 --> 00:50:01,039 They're getting away! 500 00:50:02,081 --> 00:50:03,708 I think they've got a good reason! 501 00:50:07,212 --> 00:50:09,714 - What's happening? - Hang on! 502 00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:53,967 We saw the explosion. 503 00:50:54,425 --> 00:50:56,469 You can ask Mr. Pryce about that. 504 00:50:56,636 --> 00:50:58,846 Me? I had nothing to do with it. 505 00:50:59,055 --> 00:51:00,265 That right? 506 00:51:01,057 --> 00:51:03,184 I gave you the security codes... 507 00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:07,313 so you could ransack the lab while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne. 508 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,690 I want my lawyer. 509 00:51:08,856 --> 00:51:12,735 I think the commissioner would like to hear this too. Night. 510 00:51:29,377 --> 00:51:30,878 I'm spent. 511 00:51:31,337 --> 00:51:34,841 Every lead I had has gone face-down, and the Joker's still out there. 512 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,384 What have you got? 513 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:38,678 I don't know, pup. 514 00:51:38,928 --> 00:51:42,181 If I was the Batman I was supposed to be, I'd have cracked this... 515 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:45,351 would have punched the right data into the computer... 516 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,354 or remembered that one clue everyone else overlooked. 517 00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:50,315 It's rarely that simple. 518 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,866 - How are you feeling? - Lousy. 519 00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:03,703 Gordon told me about Tim Drake. 520 00:52:04,537 --> 00:52:07,915 That's why I didn't want you going up against the Joker... 521 00:52:08,124 --> 00:52:09,500 imposter or not. 522 00:52:09,834 --> 00:52:13,463 Nothing against your old partners, but I'm a different Batman. 523 00:52:13,671 --> 00:52:15,340 I was never a Robin, I never... 524 00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:20,219 Wait. 525 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:22,930 Joker smashed up the cases... 526 00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:26,017 but why was this the only costume he destroyed? 527 00:52:26,392 --> 00:52:27,727 Robin did shoot him. 528 00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:31,522 A ghost out for revenge? I don't buy it. I talked to Drake. 529 00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:34,484 He's got less love for that costume than the Joker. 530 00:52:34,692 --> 00:52:36,903 I think somehow he's behind this. 531 00:52:37,111 --> 00:52:38,196 That's crazy. 532 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:40,448 So was Drake, once. 533 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:44,577 Here's the readout of everything we know the Jokerz have stolen. 534 00:52:47,163 --> 00:52:50,541 Combine those into something used by a communications expert. 535 00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:52,710 Someone of Tim Drake's caliber. 536 00:52:55,546 --> 00:52:57,256 Satellite jamming system. 537 00:52:57,674 --> 00:53:00,593 Whoever uses this can access satellite defense systems... 538 00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:02,178 and fire them at will. 539 00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:03,596 Someone already has. 540 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:06,099 I suspected Pryce might be the Joker... 541 00:53:06,265 --> 00:53:09,394 but the Jokerz were on your yacht trying to slag him. 542 00:53:09,602 --> 00:53:12,105 I got him off before it was blasted to splinters. 543 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,945 I think your little Robin's turned into a bitter old crow. 544 00:53:19,153 --> 00:53:21,280 He's the brains behind this new Joker. 545 00:53:21,447 --> 00:53:23,908 It's harsh, but who else is there? 546 00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:27,912 Suit up. 547 00:53:28,162 --> 00:53:31,958 Take the car and check it out. I'll monitor you from here. 548 00:53:33,042 --> 00:53:35,253 What happened to leaving it to the cops? 549 00:53:35,878 --> 00:53:36,963 Not their game. 550 00:53:37,463 --> 00:53:39,882 There's something else I want to take. 551 00:54:04,323 --> 00:54:07,118 Drake, I know you're the connection to the Joker. 552 00:54:09,829 --> 00:54:11,914 Don't pretend you didn't hear me. 553 00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:13,708 Hologram. 554 00:54:28,055 --> 00:54:30,099 You guessed it, Batfake! 555 00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:33,770 The disgruntled Mr. Drake is indeed in my employ. 556 00:54:34,395 --> 00:54:39,400 Took him a few years, but he figured out who ran the real winning team. 557 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:43,112 This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense satellites. 558 00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:45,782 Hyperion class, laser-armed. 559 00:54:45,990 --> 00:54:48,910 Handy gadget for shooting down unfriendly missiles... 560 00:54:49,118 --> 00:54:51,537 or giving someone a world-class hotfoot. 561 00:54:53,956 --> 00:54:57,210 Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale... 562 00:54:57,418 --> 00:55:02,340 reminding all and sundry that this is Joker territory. 563 00:55:02,548 --> 00:55:04,592 You're welcome to try and stop us... 564 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:08,888 but I'm not taking bets on that happening anytime soon. Toodles. 565 00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:03,651 Miss me? 566 00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:15,413 Computer, search for the name Jolly Jack. 567 00:56:21,085 --> 00:56:24,255 Abandoned candy factory. Just his style. 568 00:56:24,463 --> 00:56:26,090 I think I've got something. 569 00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:29,468 Download this and tell Gordon to have her men at that address. 570 00:56:29,635 --> 00:56:32,597 - I'm gonna... - Aren't you the nasty tattletale? 571 00:56:32,805 --> 00:56:36,058 Ratting me out before I have my fun. 572 00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:37,977 Papa spank. 573 00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:57,955 Yeah, I know! 574 00:57:43,334 --> 00:57:46,295 I'd better sit down before I bust a gut! 575 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:49,090 Catch you later, kiddo! 576 00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:55,721 It's stopped. I'm going after him. 577 00:58:17,910 --> 00:58:19,161 Gotcha! 578 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,623 Uh-oh. 579 00:58:42,476 --> 00:58:43,728 Ace. 580 00:58:55,614 --> 00:58:57,158 Good bad dog. 581 00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:08,627 Where'd he go? 582 00:59:10,755 --> 00:59:12,089 Ow! 583 00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:14,592 Watch it! 584 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,135 You watch it! 585 00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:19,597 It's him! 586 00:59:38,991 --> 00:59:40,409 Double down. 587 00:59:58,010 --> 01:00:00,513 Lovely playroom. You getting this, Wayne? 588 01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:03,849 I see it. You keep your eyes open for the Joker. 589 01:00:14,401 --> 01:00:15,444 Tim. 590 01:00:16,195 --> 01:00:17,780 Get up, Drake. 591 01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:21,033 What? Who is it? 592 01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:22,701 Where's the Joker? 593 01:00:22,993 --> 01:00:24,036 Joker? 594 01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:27,039 Drop the act. I know you're working with him. 595 01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:30,876 No, Joker's gone. I don't know where he is, really. 596 01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:34,463 Suit sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations. 597 01:00:34,839 --> 01:00:35,965 It's the truth. 598 01:00:36,382 --> 01:00:39,718 I don't do this anymore. I have a home and family. 599 01:00:39,885 --> 01:00:43,639 I gave this up years ago. Kids' stuff. That's all it was. 600 01:00:44,473 --> 01:00:47,059 It may be the truth, but he's still whacked. 601 01:00:47,393 --> 01:00:50,813 Fun and games. Boy Wonder playing the hero. 602 01:00:51,021 --> 01:00:54,024 Fighting the bad guys and no one ever gets... 603 01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:56,318 Oh, God. 604 01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,487 I killed him. 605 01:00:58,946 --> 01:01:00,698 I didn't mean to. 606 01:01:00,906 --> 01:01:02,658 I tried so hard to forget. 607 01:01:02,950 --> 01:01:06,996 But I still hear the shot, still see his dead smile. 608 01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:09,540 Every night the dreams get stronger. 609 01:01:09,748 --> 01:01:12,334 He's there when I sleep, whispering, laughing... 610 01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:15,504 telling me I'm as bad as he is, we're both the same. 611 01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:17,590 I'm calling an ambulance. 612 01:01:17,798 --> 01:01:20,301 No, I'm all right. Forgive me, Terry. 613 01:01:20,509 --> 01:01:24,305 Old, nasty memories twisting inside me like bad oysters. 614 01:01:24,471 --> 01:01:25,514 Nothing really. 615 01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:27,850 I'm perfectly fine now. 616 01:01:28,058 --> 01:01:29,351 How do you know my name? 617 01:01:29,935 --> 01:01:33,355 There's nothing about you I don't know, Batfake. 618 01:01:38,110 --> 01:01:39,445 Terry! 619 01:01:41,113 --> 01:01:42,948 Have a time-out, kid. 620 01:01:43,115 --> 01:01:45,743 Can't let you spoil the party too soon. 621 01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:50,539 And, Bruce, I'm sure you've got your monkey-boy wired somehow. 622 01:01:51,248 --> 01:01:55,294 That's just peachy, because I want you to see every minute of this. 623 01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:56,795 It's a killer. 624 01:02:15,272 --> 01:02:16,482 My God. 625 01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:23,656 Oh, I never get tired of that! 626 01:02:23,989 --> 01:02:25,032 Drake? 627 01:02:25,532 --> 01:02:27,409 You're the Joker? 628 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:32,039 That flabby oaf doesn't even realize I'm using him as a time-share. 629 01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:36,502 Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius... 630 01:02:36,669 --> 01:02:38,254 years ahead of my time. 631 01:02:38,587 --> 01:02:41,465 In the weeks young Robin was under my tutelage... 632 01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:46,178 I used him as the subject of my greatest experiment. 633 01:02:46,387 --> 01:02:49,390 Utilizing cutting-edge genetics technology... 634 01:02:49,598 --> 01:02:51,517 which I had pinched here and there... 635 01:02:51,684 --> 01:02:55,062 I encoded my DNA on a microchip... 636 01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:58,190 and set it into bird-boy's birdbrain. 637 01:02:58,649 --> 01:03:00,150 Here. 638 01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:04,947 Everything that was me has been a-sleeping all comfy and cozy... 639 01:03:05,155 --> 01:03:08,033 inside Tim Drake's subconscious. 640 01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:12,288 At first, I had to limit the time I spent in Drake's body. 641 01:03:12,496 --> 01:03:14,206 He's not aware of what I do... 642 01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:17,293 chalking up any lingering memories to bad dreams. 643 01:03:17,459 --> 01:03:20,838 If his family misses him, I simply call wifey and tell her: 644 01:03:21,046 --> 01:03:23,215 "I'm working late, honey." 645 01:03:23,465 --> 01:03:25,426 The changes come at will now... 646 01:03:25,634 --> 01:03:29,847 and soon I'll be strong enough to live in this body permanently. 647 01:03:30,055 --> 01:03:32,891 Mr. J's on the rebound, baby! 648 01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:37,146 My comeback party's gonna set the whole town on fire! 649 01:03:59,752 --> 01:04:02,171 So where should I make ground zero? 650 01:04:02,379 --> 01:04:06,592 Gotham General, where our hero's dear little Dana is recuperating? 651 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:11,263 Or here, in the happy garden of Mrs. Mary McGinnis? 652 01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:16,518 I always think it adds resonance to a hero's mission... 653 01:04:16,727 --> 01:04:19,897 to have some defining element of tragedy in his background... 654 01:04:20,105 --> 01:04:21,440 don't you? 655 01:04:22,441 --> 01:04:25,819 Ah, but the one and only kickoff point... 656 01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:28,864 must be stately Wayne Manor. 657 01:04:29,239 --> 01:04:30,282 Gone in a flash... 658 01:04:30,491 --> 01:04:34,912 before Brucie can hobble to safety or mount a rescue. 659 01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,372 Don't worry, though. 660 01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:42,628 I'll be hitting those other spots soon enough. 661 01:04:43,629 --> 01:04:45,172 Adiós, Brucie. 662 01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:48,759 I guess I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that... 663 01:04:48,967 --> 01:04:52,679 but the truth is, I really did hate your guts. 664 01:04:55,057 --> 01:04:59,561 What about it, kid? Any last words for the old Batfart? 665 01:05:00,145 --> 01:05:02,314 Yeah. Sic him. 666 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,988 Ace, here! 667 01:05:13,659 --> 01:05:14,910 Attaboy! 668 01:05:27,714 --> 01:05:30,426 End of the line, Snoopy. 669 01:05:36,765 --> 01:05:38,142 No! 670 01:05:52,698 --> 01:05:54,283 Oh, good. 671 01:05:54,491 --> 01:05:56,160 The beam's headed here. 672 01:05:56,368 --> 01:05:58,912 Now I'll have to start all over again. 673 01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:02,332 Thanks for wrecking everything, kid. See you around. 674 01:06:02,833 --> 01:06:04,126 Hold it. 675 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:06,545 Oh, wise up, junior. 676 01:06:06,712 --> 01:06:08,130 Game's over! 677 01:06:08,338 --> 01:06:10,883 - I'm taking you in. - Right. 678 01:06:17,639 --> 01:06:19,725 You're out of your league, McGinnis. 679 01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:24,480 I know every trick the original Batman and Robin knew at their peak. 680 01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:27,900 Maybe, but you don't know a thing about me. 681 01:06:28,066 --> 01:06:29,151 You? 682 01:06:29,359 --> 01:06:31,278 What's to know? You're a punk. 683 01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:33,071 A rank amateur. 684 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:37,576 A costumed errand boy taking orders from a senile old man. 685 01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:40,871 Still, if it's a whooping you're wanting... 686 01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:45,584 That's right. Better to run and save yourself. 687 01:06:45,751 --> 01:06:48,086 That's about your speed. 688 01:06:49,755 --> 01:06:51,882 Let's dance, bozo. 689 01:07:07,439 --> 01:07:09,483 He's tough. Any suggestions, boss? 690 01:07:09,691 --> 01:07:13,028 Joker likes to talk and try to distract you, but don't listen. 691 01:07:13,237 --> 01:07:14,947 Block it out and power through. 692 01:07:15,155 --> 01:07:16,240 Wait. 693 01:07:16,406 --> 01:07:17,783 I like to talk too. 694 01:07:21,119 --> 01:07:23,455 - What are you doing? - Fighting dirty. 695 01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:25,916 The real Batman would never... 696 01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:28,460 Told you, you didn't know me. 697 01:07:30,629 --> 01:07:32,798 Funny guy. 698 01:07:33,173 --> 01:07:34,591 Can't say the same for you. 699 01:07:36,593 --> 01:07:40,138 Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to? 700 01:07:40,514 --> 01:07:42,266 Not a comedian, I'll say that. 701 01:07:43,642 --> 01:07:44,768 Shut your mouth! 702 01:07:46,311 --> 01:07:49,106 The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? 703 01:07:49,314 --> 01:07:51,608 That's why you were so fixated on him. 704 01:07:51,942 --> 01:07:56,154 Aah! Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy! 705 01:07:56,488 --> 01:07:59,157 Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. 706 01:08:01,994 --> 01:08:03,537 You kept coming back... 707 01:08:03,745 --> 01:08:06,456 because you never got a laugh out of the old man. 708 01:08:06,748 --> 01:08:08,625 I'm not hearing this. 709 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:11,670 Get a clue, clownie. He's got no sense of humor. 710 01:08:11,878 --> 01:08:14,590 He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape. 711 01:08:14,965 --> 01:08:18,468 - Not that you ever had a good joke. - Shut up. Shut up! 712 01:08:18,677 --> 01:08:21,263 I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers? Lame! 713 01:08:21,471 --> 01:08:25,392 Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! 714 01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:26,977 Show yourself! 715 01:08:27,185 --> 01:08:31,023 You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kind of pathetic. 716 01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:34,776 Stop that! 717 01:08:36,361 --> 01:08:39,031 You fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached... 718 01:08:39,197 --> 01:08:41,199 then decided to become a super villain. 719 01:08:41,366 --> 01:08:43,660 What? You couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? 720 01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:49,374 Don't you dare laugh at me! 721 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,213 Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh. 722 01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:57,132 You're not Batman! 723 01:09:23,075 --> 01:09:24,576 Come on, McGinnis! 724 01:09:24,743 --> 01:09:28,205 Laugh it up now, you miserable little punk! Laugh! 725 01:09:30,207 --> 01:09:33,126 I can't hear you! 726 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:37,005 Ha, ha. 727 01:10:04,616 --> 01:10:05,909 Easy, I've got you. 728 01:10:16,086 --> 01:10:17,129 Way ahead of you. 729 01:11:10,223 --> 01:11:13,560 Delia and Deidre Dennis, your grandmother's paid your bail. 730 01:11:13,769 --> 01:11:16,229 You're released to her custody, pending trial. 731 01:11:16,396 --> 01:11:18,648 - Oh. - Joy. 732 01:11:21,693 --> 01:11:23,528 You rotten little scamps! 733 01:11:23,695 --> 01:11:28,200 I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get! 734 01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:30,952 - Ow! - Break a grandmother's heart! 735 01:11:31,119 --> 01:11:35,540 - I hope they throw the book at you! - Oh, shut up, Nana Harley. 736 01:11:39,711 --> 01:11:41,671 You didn't have to cover up for me. 737 01:11:42,005 --> 01:11:45,884 The Joker's gone, Tim. You were just along for the ride. 738 01:11:47,511 --> 01:11:48,720 How are you, Mr. Drake? 739 01:11:48,929 --> 01:11:50,889 Tim, this is Terry McGinnis. 740 01:11:51,097 --> 01:11:53,725 - We met the other night. - We did? 741 01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:58,063 Oh. I owe you bigtime. 742 01:11:58,605 --> 01:11:59,689 Forget it. 743 01:11:59,898 --> 01:12:04,069 Bruce couldn't have chosen anyone better to put on the mask. 744 01:12:05,111 --> 01:12:07,697 Coming from you, that means everything. 745 01:12:08,532 --> 01:12:11,701 Sometimes the important things go unsaid. 746 01:12:12,035 --> 01:12:15,330 I've learned you've got to appreciate the people in your life... 747 01:12:15,539 --> 01:12:17,040 while you have the chance. 748 01:12:17,499 --> 01:12:20,252 Not everyone is capable of expressing that, Tim. 749 01:12:20,460 --> 01:12:23,255 No matter how much they might feel it in their heart. 750 01:12:23,755 --> 01:12:25,048 I know. 751 01:12:29,302 --> 01:12:30,387 Why are you here? 752 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:32,389 It's where I should be. 753 01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:36,810 Terry. 754 01:12:38,395 --> 01:12:41,064 I've been thinking about what you once told me. 755 01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:43,108 You were wrong. 756 01:12:44,109 --> 01:12:46,403 It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile. 757 01:12:47,612 --> 01:12:49,573 It's the other way around. 758 01:12:49,948 --> 01:12:52,284 Never tell yourself anything different. 759 01:12:53,451 --> 01:12:54,786 Thanks. 760 01:13:02,627 --> 01:13:04,004 Hello, Tim. 761 01:13:05,297 --> 01:13:07,048 Hi, old man.