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公主新娘
策划 传奇水手辛巴达
翻译 校对 传奇水手辛巴达 季叽馥疾己
精校 群鸦王子
后期 抱枕师傅
嗨 宝贝 Hi, honey.
嗨 妈妈 Hi, Mom.
你好一点了吗？ You feeling any better?
一点点吧 A little bit.
你猜怎么着 Guess what.
怎么了？ What?
你爷爷来了 Your grandfather's here.
妈 你就不能和他说我病了吗？ Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick?
你病了 所以他才来的 You're sick. That's why he's here.
他会揪我的脸 He'll pinch my cheek.
我讨厌那样 I hate that.
没准不会揪呢 Maybe he won't.
嘿！小病号怎样了？ Hey! How is the sickie?
嗯？ Huh?
我就让你俩独处吧 I think I'll leave you two pals alone.
我带了件特别的礼物给你 I brought ya a special present.
是什么呀？ What is it?
拆开吧 Open it up.
书啊？ A book?
对啦 That's right.
我像你这么大的时候 When I was your age,
书就是我的电视机 television was called books.
这本书很特别的 And this is a special book.
以前我生病的时候 It was the book my father
我父亲给我念了这本书 used to read to me when I was sick,
我又给你父亲念过 and I used to read it to your father.
今天 我来给你念这本书 And today, I'm gonna read it to you.
故事有意思吗？ Does it got any spots in it?
开什么玩笑？ Are you kidding?
剑斗 对战 拷打 复仇 Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge,
巨人 怪物 追击 脱逃 giants, monsters, chases, escapes,
真爱 奇迹 true love, miracles.
听着还行 Doesn't sound too bad.
我努力不睡着吧 I'll try and stay awake.
哦 Oh.
好的 万分感谢 Well, thank you very much.
你太贴心了 That's very nice of you.
你这么信任我 我真是受宠若惊哪 Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
好嘞 All right.
公主新娘…… The Princess Bride...
S·摩根斯顿著 by S. Morgenstern.
第一章 Chapter one.
“金凤花是在一个小农场长大的 "Buttercup was raised on a small farm
那地方在弗罗林国的乡间 in the country of Florin.
空闲时 她最爱骑马 Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse
再就是捉弄在农场工作的小伙子 and tormenting the farm boy that worked there.
他的名字是韦斯特利 His name was Westley,
但她从不这么喊他” but she never called him that. "
这不是个美好的开端吗? lsn 't that a wonderful beginning?
是啊 很精彩 Yeah, it's really good.
“在金凤花看来 "Nothing gave Buttercup
支使韦斯特利干这干那最好玩不过了” as much pleasure as ordering Westley around"
小子 明早之前把我那匹马的鞍擦亮 Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle.
我要它能照出我的脸 I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
如你所愿 As you wish.
“他只跟她说过‘如你所愿’这一句话” "'As you wish' was all he ever said to her. "
小子 这些桶都要装满水 Farm boy, fill these with water.
好吗？ Please?
如你所愿 As you wish.
“那一天 她惊奇地发现 "That day, she was amazed to discover
当他说‘如你所愿’ that when he was saying 'as you wish,'
他实际的意思是‘我爱你’ what he meant was 'I love you. '
更令她惊奇的是 有一天 And even more amazing was the day
她发觉自己其实也爱他” she realized she truly loved him back. "
小子 Farm boy.
能帮我拿一下那个水壶吗？ Fetch me that pitcher?
如你所愿 As you wish.
停一下 停一下 Hold it. Hold it.
这都什么呀？ What is this?
你是不是耍我玩？ Are you tryin' to trick me?
有意思的情节在哪儿呢？ Wh-Where's the spots?
这就是本讲亲嘴的书吧？ Is this a kissing book?
别急 别着急 Wait. Just wait.
那精彩的部分要等多久？ Well, when does it get good?
稍安勿躁 让我念 Keep your shirt on. Let me read.
“韦斯特利没钱结婚 "Westley had no money for marriage,
于是他收拾起自己的少许财物离开了农场 so he packed his few belongings and left the farm
远渡重洋以谋发迹 to seek his fortune across the sea.
对金凤花来说 这是个很伤感的时刻” it was a very emotional time for Buttercup. "
太扯了 I don't believe this.
我好怕再也见不到你了 I fear I'll never see you again.
你当然会再见到我 Of course you will.
可万一你出什么意外呢？ But what if something happens to you?
听我说 Hear this now.
为了你 我一定回来 I will always come for you.
但你怎么说得准呢？ But how can you be sure?
这是真爱 This is true love.
你觉得这很常见吗？ Think this happens every day?
“韦斯特利没有到达目的地 "Westley didn't reach his destination.
他乘的船被夺命海盗罗伯茨袭击了 His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts,
此人出手从不留活口 who never left captives alive.
当金凤花终于得知 When Buttercup got the news
韦斯特利惨遭杀害——” that Westley was murdered —"
被海盗杀害这段好 Murdered by pirates is good.
“她回到房间关起门 "she went into her room and shut the door.
一连数天 她不吃也不睡” And for days, she neither slept nor ate. "
我再也不会爱了 I will never love again.
“五年过去了 "Five years later,
弗罗林城的大广场 the main square of Florin City
前所未有的拥挤 was filled as never before
人们前来 to hear the announcement
听伟大的王子洪佩尔丁克宣布选谁做新娘” of the Great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be. "
我的子民们 My people,
再过一个月 a month from now,
我国就将迎来建国五百周年纪念日 our country will have its 500th anniversary.
那天日落时分 On that sundown,
我将迎娶一位淑女 I shall marry a lady
她曾经和你们一样是平民百姓 who was once a commoner like yourselves.
但或许 But perhaps
你们不会再将她看作平民了 you will not find her common now.
你们想不想见见她？ Would you like to meet her?
想！ Yes!
我的子民们 My people,
有请金凤花公主！ the Princess Buttercup!
“空虚感吞没了金凤花 "Buttercup 's emptiness consumed her.
尽管这片土地的法律给了 Although the law of the land gave
洪佩尔丁克挑选新娘的权利 Humperdinck the right to choose his bride,
她并不爱他 she did not love him.
纵然洪佩尔丁克再三保证 Despite Humperdinck's reassurance
她会慢慢爱上他 that she would grow to love him,
她只有每日骑马出游时才感到快乐” the only joy she found was in her daily ride. "
借一步说话吧 小姐？ A word, my lady?
我们不过是可怜的迷了路的马戏团戏子 We are but poor, lost circus performers.
这附近可有村庄？ Is there a village nearby?
这附近什么都没有 There is nothing nearby,
几英里开外才有人烟 not for miles.
那就不怕有人听见您的叫喊了 Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
你在撕什么呀？ What is that you're ripping?
吉尔德军官制服的碎片 It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder.
吉尔德是谁？ Who is Guilder?
海对岸的国家啊 The country across the sea.
“弗罗林”和“吉尔德”是两种已弃用货币的名字
和弗罗林不共戴天的仇敌 The sworn enemy of Florin.
跑！ Go!
等这匹马回到城堡 Once the horse reaches the castle,
那块布会让王子怀疑 the fabric will make the Prince suspect
是吉尔德人劫走了他的爱人 that the Guilderians have abducted his love.
等他在吉尔德的边境 When he finds her body dead
找着她的尸身 on the Guilder frontier,
他的疑虑就确证无疑了 his suspicions will be totally confirmed.
你没有说过 You never said anything
要杀人什么的呀 about killing anyone.
我雇你们是为了挑起战争 I've hired you to help me start a war.
这行当声名卓著 It's a prestigious line of work
具有悠久而光荣的传统 with a long and glorious tradition.
我只是寻思 杀害无辜女孩 I just don't think it's right,
这事儿不对 killing an innocent girl.
是我疯了吗 Am I going mad,
还是“寻思”这个词真从你嘴里跑出来啦？ or did the word "think" escape your lips?
我没雇你动脑子 You were not hired for your brains,
你这河马样的大块头！ you hippopotamic landmass!
我同意菲齐克说的 I agree with Fezzik.
老天 酒蒙子也发言了 Oh, the sot has spoken.
她怎么样真不关你们的事 What happens to her is not truly your concern.
我会杀掉她 I will kill her.
还有记好了 And remember this.
千万别忘了！ Never forget this!
我找到你的时候 你醉得口水乱淌 When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk
白兰地也买不起！ you couldn't buy brandy!
还有你！ And you!
没朋友 没脑子 Friendless. Brainless.
没人帮！没前途！ Helpless! Hopeless!
要不要我把你送回去 Do you want me to send you back
回你老家去？ to where you were?
回格陵兰岛做失业的混子？ Unemployed in Greenland?
那个维齐尼 That Vizzini,
真能…… he can…
发牢骚 fuss.
“牢骚” “牢骚” "Fuss." "Fuss."
我看他就爱对咱们大呼…… I think he like to scream…
小叫 at us.
没准他不是存心这么…… Probably he means no…
糟糕 harm.
他的性格非常非常不…… He's very, very short on…
讨好 charm.
你真的很有押韵天才 You have a great gift for rhyme.
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
有时候能掰掰 Some of the time.
别押了！ Enough of that!
菲齐克 前面有没有礁石？ Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
要是有 我们都得死 If there are, we all be dead.
别押韵了！我说真的！ No more rhymes! Now, I mean it!
谁要来点花生呢？ Anybody want a peanut?
我们会在黎明前抵达海崖 We'll reach the cliffs by dawn.
你怎么老看那边？ Why are you doing that?
我在确认没人跟踪咱们 Making sure nobody's follow us.
这种事是不可思议的 That would be inconceivable.
随你怎么想 Despite what you think,
你们会落网的 you will be caught.
等你们被抓到 And when you are,
王子会把你们都绞死 the Prince will see you all hanged.
这艘船上这么多根脖子 殿下 Of all the necks on this boat, Highness,
只有您自个儿那根需要担心呢 the one you should be worrying about is your own.
别张望了！ Stop doing that!
搞得紧张兮兮的 都快完事了 We can all relax. It's almost over.
你确定没人跟踪咱们吗？ You are sure nobody's follow us?
我都说过了 As I told you,
绝对绝对 完完全全 it would be absolutely, totally
从各方面讲都是不可思议的 and in all other ways inconceivable.
吉尔德那边没人知道我们干了啥 No one in Guilder knows what we've done.
弗罗林那边没人能这么快到这儿来 And no one in Florin could've gotten here so fast.
纯属好奇 你干吗这么问？ Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
没理由 No reason.
突然呢 我碰巧往我们后头瞅了一眼 Suddenly, I just happened to look behind us
那里就有东西 and something is there.
什么？ What?
大概是哪个住附近的渔民 Probably some local fisherman
夜间出海兜风解闷吧 out for a pleasure cruise at night
出来欣赏鳗鱼出没的水面 through eel-infested waters.
怎么？ What?
下水啊！追上她！ Go in! Get after her!
我不会游泳 I don't swim.
我只会狗刨式 I only dog paddle.
左转弯！ Veer left!
左！左啊！ Left! Left!
您知道那是什么声音吗 殿下？ Do you know what that sound is, Highness?
是那些尖啸的鳗鱼！ Those are the shrieking eels!
您要是不信我 就等着瞧呗 If you don't believe me, just wait.
他们越叫越大声的时候 They always grow louder
就是它们要吃上鲜人肉了！ when they're about to feed on human ﬂesh!
您要是现在游回来 我保证 If you swim back now, I promise,
不伤您一根毫毛 no harm will come to you.
恐怕鳗鱼群不会给您这样的优待吧 I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.
当时她没有被鳗鱼吃掉 She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time.
什么？ What?
鳗鱼没抓住她 The eel doesn't get her.
我剧透你一下 I'm explaining to you
因为你看起来很紧张 because you look nervous.
呃……我不紧张 Uh... I wasn't nervous.
好吧 我可能有一点点担心 Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned,
这两个不一样的 but that's not the same thing.
我们可以停在这的 你想停就停吧 Because we can stop now if you want.
不用 No,
你可以再往后念一点点 你想念就念吧 you could read a little bit more, if you want.
嗯 Mmm.
“您知道那是什么声音吗 殿下？ "Do you know what that sound is, Highness?
是那些尖啸的鳗鱼” Those are the shrieking eels. "
这部分已经读过了 爷爷 We're past that, Grandpa.
你读过了 You read it already.
哦——哦 老天爷 确实 Oh — Oh, my godness. I did.
太抱歉了 请原谅 I'm sorry. Beg your pardon.
好的 好的 我看看啊 All right, all right. Let's see.
她在水里头 鳗鱼正来追她 She was in the water. The eel was coming after her.
她吓坏了 鳗鱼向她扑过去 然后—— She was frightened. The eel started to charge her, and then —
把她放下 快把她放下 Put her down. Just put her down.
他越来越近了 I think he's getting closer.
不用管他！走了！ He's no concern of ours! Sail on!
我猜您自认为很勇敢吧 是不是？ I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?
和某些人比起来 确实是的 Only compared to some.
看！他要追上咱们了！ Look! He's right on top of us!
不知道他是不是和我们趁的同一阵风呢 I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
不管那是谁 都来得太迟了 Whoever he is, he's too late.
看见没？ See?
癫狂海崖！ The Cliffs of Insanity!
快点！ Hurry up!
动动这玩意儿！ Move the thing!
还有那玩意儿！ And that other thing!
动起来！ Move it!
我们安全得很 只有菲齐克够力气爬上去 We're safe. Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way.
他要找港口的话还得转悠上几个小时嘞 He'll have to sail around for hours till he finds a harbor.
他也跟着爬上来了 He's climbing the rope,
离咱们越来越近了 and he's gaining on us.
不可思议 Inconceivable.
加速啊！ Faster!
我已经在加速了 I thought I was going faster.
你应该是我们的大力士 You were supposed to be this colossus.
你是强悍的传奇巨人！ You were this great, legendary thing!
但他还是追上来了！ And yet he gains!
可是 我带着三个人 Well, I'm carrying three people,
他才一个人 and he got only himself.
我不接受借口 I do not except excuses.
看来我得想办法找个新巨人了 I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all.
别啊 维齐尼 求你了？ Don't say that, Vizzini. Please?
我有没有说明白你的工作快保不住了？ Did I make it clear that your job is at stake?
他臂力了得啊 He's got very good arms.
他没跌下去？ He didn't fall?
不可思议 Inconceivable.
你一直说这个词 You keep using that word.
我觉着它不是你想的那个意思 I do not think it means what you think it means.
老天 他在攀岩 My God. He's climbing.
不论他是谁 Whoever he is,
很显然他目击了我们和公主在一起 那就得死 he's obviously seen us with the princess and must therefore die.
你 去扛她 You, carry her.
我们直接向吉尔德国境线进发 We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier.
他死了就跟上来 Catch up when he's dead.
要是他跌下去 那好 If he falls, fine.
要是没有 用剑 If not, the sword.
我要用左手使剑跟他决斗 I'm going to duel him left-handed.
你明明知道我们十万火急！ You know what a hurry we're in!
只有这么办我才能尽兴 It's the only way I can be satisfied.
要是用右手 If I use my right,
就实在太快了 over too quickly.
噢 随你吧 Oh, have it your way.
你多小心 戴面具的人不可信 You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
还磨蹭什么！ I'm waiting!
下边的那位！ Hello there!
爬不快吗？ Slow going?
听着 我无意冒犯 Look, I don't mean to be rude,
但这么爬可没看着轻松 but this is not as easy as it looks,
如果你能别打搅我 那真是太谢谢你了 so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
-抱歉 -多谢 -Sorry. -Thank you.
你没法更快点了是不是？ I do not suppose you could speed things up?
如果你这么着急 If you're in such a hurry,
可以降根绳子或者树枝下来 you could lower a rope or a tree branch
或者看看还能怎么帮忙 or find something useful to do.
这个可以 I could do that.
我这里还有绳子 I think I've got some rope up here.
不过你不见得会接受我的帮助吧 But I do not think you would accept my help
毕竟我等在这只是为了杀你 since I am only waiting around to kill you.
我们的交情确实因此蒙上阴影 That does put a damper on our relationship.
但我发誓我不会杀你 直到你登上来 But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
太让人宽心了 That's very comforting,
但恐怕你还是得等了 but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
我讨厌等 I hate waiting.
我可以凭西班牙人的血统发誓 I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
不成 No good.
我见识过太多西班牙人了 I've known too many Spaniards.
怎样才能让你相信我？ Is there any way you'll trust me?
没什么灵感 Nothing comes to mind.
我以我父亲 多明哥·蒙托亚的灵魂起誓 I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya.
你将平安登上来 You will reach the top alive.
把绳子扔给我 Throw me the rope.
多谢 Thank you.
咱-咱-咱们等你准备好再打 W-W-We'll wait until you're ready.
再次感谢 Again, thank you.
我无意打探个人隐私 I do not mean to pry,
但你不会 有没有可能 but you don't, by any chance,
碰巧右手有六根手指呢？ happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
你经常这样开启话题吗？ Do you always begin conversations this way?
我父亲是被一个六指人杀害的 My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man.
我父亲 他是个高超的铸剑师 He was a great sword maker, my father.
当初那个六指人上门要求特制一把剑 When the six-fingered man appear and request a special sword,
我父亲应允了 my father took the job.
他做牛做马一整年才完工 He slave a year before he was done.
我从没见过这么好的剑 I've never seen its equal.
六指人回店里来要它 The six-fingered man returned and demanded it,
但只肯付他先前开价的十分之一 but at one-tenth his promised price.
我父亲拒绝了 My father refuse.
一声也没吭 Without a word,
六指人将他穿心刺死 the six-fingered man slash him through the heart.
我爱我父亲 I love my father.
所以自然地 我向凶手发起决斗 So naturally, I challenge his murderer to a duel.
我输了 I fail.
六指人留我一命 Six-fingered man leave me alive.
但他给了我这个 But he gave me this.
你那时多大了？ How old were you?
十一岁 I was 11 years old.
当我足够强壮 When I was strong enough,
我全身心投入 磨练剑术 I dedicate my life to the study of fencing.
等我下次见到他的时候 So the next time we meet,
我可不会输了 I will not fail.
我会走向那个六指人然后说 I will go up to the six-fingered man and say,
“你好 "Hello.
我的名字是伊尼戈·蒙托亚 My name is Inigo Montoya.
你杀了我父亲 You killed my father.
领死吧” Prepare to die."
你就只学剑斗 别的都不做吗？ You've done nothing but study sword play?
近来找人比学剑多 More pursuit than study lately.
你瞧 我找不到他人 You see, I cannot find him.
都过去二十年了 It's been 20 years now.
我都觉得自己找不到他了 I am starting to lose confidence.
我给维齐尼工作只是为了糊口 I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills.
复仇这行当可没工钱 There's not a lot of money in revenge.
好 我—— 我衷心希望你有朝一日找到他 Well, I— I certainly hope you find him someday.
你准备好咯？ You are ready then?
不管我好没好 你都仁至义尽了 Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.
你像个正派人 You seem a decent fellow.
我很不想杀你 I hate to kill you.
你像个正派人 You seem a decent fellow.
我很不想死 I hate to die.
开始 Begin.
你在用博内蒂式防守对付我 嗯？ You are using Bonetti's defense against me, huh?
鉴于此处的地形地貌我觉得这招很合适 I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
这是自然的 Naturally.
你一定以为我会用卡波费罗式进攻吧 You must expect me to attack with Capoferro.
这是自然的 Naturally.
但我发现蒂博式能化解卡波费罗式 你发现了没？ But I find Thibault cancels out Capoferro. Don't you?
除非对手钻研过阿格里帕 Unless the enemy has study his Agrippa.
比如我 Which I have.
你厉害极了 You are wonderful.
多谢 Thank you.
我勤学苦练才到如今地步 l've worked hard to become so.
我承认你剑术比我好 I admit that you are better than I am.
那你笑什么呢？ Then why are you smiling?
我笑有件事你不知道 Because I know something you don't know.
什么事？ And what is that?
我不是左撇子 I am not left-handed.
你实在高强 You are amazing.
二十多年不能白练 I ought to be after 20 years.
有件事我也该告诉你 There's something I ought to tell you.
你说 Tell me.
我也不是左撇子 I'm not left-handed either.
你是什么人？ Who are you?
无关紧要的人 No one of consequence.
我必须知道 I must know.
我不会告诉你答案的 Get used to disappointment.
好呗 Okay.
给我个痛快 Kill me quickly.
与其要我杀了你这样的艺术家 I would sooner destroy a stained-glass window
捣毁一扇玻璃花窗还容易些 as an artist like yourself.
然而 既然我也不能让你跟着我—— However, since I can't have you following me either —
请你理解 我向你致以最高的敬意 Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.
不可思议！ Inconceivable!
把她给我 Give her to me.
快点跟上来 Catch up with us quickly.
我该怎么办？ What do I do?
了结他 Finish him.
用你的办法了结他！ Finish him your way!
哦好 我的办法 Oh, good. My way.
谢谢 维齐尼 Thank you, Vizzini.
我的办法是什么办法？ Which way is my way?
挑一块石头 Pick up one of those rocks.
藏到巨石背后 Get behind the boulder.
再过几分钟 那个黑衣男 In a few minutes, the man in black
会从拐弯处跑上来 will come running around the bend.
你一看到他的头 The minute his head is in view,
就拿石头砸！ hit it with the rock!
我的办法不太光明正大 My way is not very sportsmanlike.
我是故意的 I did that on purpose.
我没必要扔偏 I didn't have to miss.
我相信你 I believe you.
所以现在是怎样？ So what happens now?
我们在上帝的见证下 We face each other as God intended.
光明正大地 Sportsmanlike.
不耍诈 不动武器 No tricks. No weapons.
纯技巧的对决 Skill against skill alone.
你是说 You mean,
等会儿你放下你的石头 我放下我的剑 you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword
然后咱俩像文明人一样试着杀了对方？ and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
我现在就能杀你 I could kill you now.
坦白说…… Frankly...
我看空手肉搏是你的胜算稍大一些 I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
块头最大最强壮又不是我的错 It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest.
我都不健身 I don't even exercise.
喂 你是在耍我还是怎样？ Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?
我只是想让你感觉好点 I just want you to feel you are doing well.
我不想让人难堪地死 I hate for people to die embarrassed.
你身手很快 You're quick.
真是件好事 And a good thing too.
你为什么戴面罩？ Why do you wear a mask?
你的脸被酸烧过吗？你毁容了？ Were you burned by acid or something like that?
哦 不是 只是这样超级舒服 Oh, no, it's just they're terribly comfortable.
照我看未来人们都会戴它的 I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
我刚弄明白为什么你这么麻烦了 I just figured why you give me so much trouble.
照你看是为什么呢？ Why is that, do you think?
是这样 我有很久没…… Well, I haven't fought just one person...
只和一个人打了 for so long.
一对多是我的专长 Been specializing in groups,
替当地慈善组织打跑团伙 battling gangs for local charities.
这类活儿 That kind of thing.
这怎么会有这么大—— Why should that make such a —
差别呢？ difference?
是这样 你看 Well, you see,
打斗的时候 you use different moves
你要选择打法…… when you're fighting...
和六个人…… 打 half a dozen... people...
和你只要考虑…… than when you only...
一个人的时候……不一样 have to be worried... about one.
我可不愿意经历 当你醒来的时候 I do not envy you the headache
会感到的头痛 you will have when you awake.
但这期间呢 好好睡 But in the meantime, rest well
梦见大个子女人吧 and dream of large women.
这儿发生过一场伟大的决斗 There was a mighty duel.
痕迹遍地都是 It ranged all over.
双方都是大师 They were both masters.
谁赢了？怎么结尾的？ Who won? How did it end?
输家一个人跑了 The loser ran off alone,
但那个赢家…… but the winner...
跟着那些脚印向吉尔德去了 followed those footprints toward Guilder.
该不该兵分两路？ Shall we track them both?
输家无关紧要 The loser is nothing.
只有公主要紧 Only the princess matters.
很显然这一切都是吉尔德的阴谋 Clearly this was all planned by warriors of Guilder.
前方肯定有埋伏 我们得准备好 We must all be ready for whatever lies ahead.
这会是陷阱吗？ Could this be a trap?
我总把一切都看成陷阱 I always think everything could be a trap,
这是我活到如今的秘诀 which is why I'm still alive.
所以呢 这事取决于你 So, it is down to you,
也取决于我 and it is down to me.
要是你希望她死 If you wish her dead,
就请放心大胆地接着走吧 by all means keep moving forward.
让我解释 Let me explain.
没什么好解释的 There's nothing to explain.
你想劫走我正当偷取的赃物 You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
或许我们能达成某种协议呢？ Perhaps an arrangement can be reached?
不会有什么协议 There will be no arrangement.
你正在逼她上死路 And you're killing her.
那 要是不能达成协议 Well, if there can be no arrangement,
我们就僵持住了 then we are at an impasse.
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
在体魄上我不能和你比 I can't compete with you physically,
论头脑你则不是我的对手 and you're no match for my brains.
你有这么聪明？ You're that smart?
我就这么说吧 Let me put it this way.
你可听说过柏拉图？ Have you ever heard of Plato?
亚里士多德？苏格拉底？ Aristotle? Socrates?
-听过 -净是蠢材 -Yes. -Morons.
是吗？ Really?
既然如此 我邀请你和我比拼才智 In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
为了公主？ For the princess?
至死方休？ To the death?
我接受 I accept.
好极了 那倒酒吧 Good. Then pour the wine.
嗅一嗅这个 但别碰到 Inhale this, but do not touch.
什么也没闻到 I smell nothing.
你闻不出的这样东西是艾厄藤粉末 What you do not smell is called iocane powder.
它闻不出 尝不到 倒进液体顷刻就溶解 It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid,
已知最致命的毒药中有它一席之地 and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
嗯 Hmm.
好了 毒药下在哪？ All right. Where is the poison?
才智之斗开始了 The battle of wits has begun.
你做好决定之后我们一起喝酒 It ends when you decide and we both drink
看看谁赢谁死 比试就告结束 and find out who is right and who is dead.
这也太简单了 But it's so simple.
我只须就我对你的认识掂量一番 All I have to do is divine from what I know of you.
你是哪种人呢 Are you the sort of man
你会将毒投进自己的酒杯还是敌人的酒杯？ who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's?
要我说 聪明人会把毒药下在自己的杯子里 Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet
因为他知道 because he would know
只有大傻瓜才会拿到哪杯喝哪杯 that only a great fool would reach for what he was given.
我不是大傻瓜 所以我当然不能选你面前的酒 I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
但是你必然知道我不是大傻瓜 But you must have known I was not a great fool.
你肯定料到我这么想了 所以我当然不能选我面前的酒 You would've counted on it. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
那么你决定好了吗？ You've made your decision then?
完全没有 Not remotely.
因为艾厄藤的原生地是澳大利亚 Because iocane comes from Australia,
是个人都知道 as everyone knows.
而澳大利亚的住民全是罪犯 And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals.
而罪犯习惯了不被人信任 And criminals are used to having people not trust them,
正如你不被我所信任一样 as you are not trusted by me.
那么我当然不能选你面前的酒 So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
你的脑筋确实是运转如飞啊 Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
我还没开始呢！ Wait till I get going!
-说到哪了？ -澳大利亚 -Where was I? -Australia.
对 澳大利亚 Yes. Australia.
那你一定想过我会知道粉末的来历 And you must have suspected I would've known the powder's origin.
那么我当然不能选我面前的酒 So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
你不过是在拖延时间 You're just stalling now.
你确实会这么想 是不是？ You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
你打败了我的巨人 You've beaten my giant,
这说明你超乎寻常地强壮 which means you're exceptionally strong.
所以你可能把毒药下在你自己的杯中 So you could've put the poison in your own goblet,
相信自己能靠体质扛过去 trusting on your strength to save you,
那么我当然不能选你面前的酒 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
但你又胜过了我的西班牙人 But you've also bested my Spaniard,
这说明你肯定受过教育 which means you must've studied.
在你受过的教育中 你肯定学过人是会死的 And in studying, you must've learned that man is mortal.
那你大概会把毒药 So you would've put the poison
放得离自己越远越好 as far from yourself as possible,
那么我当然不能选我面前的酒 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
你想靠碎嘴逼我露馅儿是吧 不管用的 You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
怎么不管用！你馅儿都露了一地了！我早就知道了哪杯有毒！ It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the poison is!
那你抉择吧 Then make your choice.
我会的 我就选—— I will, and I choose —
那到底是个什么啊？ What in the world can that be?
什么？在哪？ What? Where?
我什么也没看见 I don't see anything.
哎呀 我-我发誓我刚刚看见了些什么 Well, l-l could've sworn I saw something.
无所谓了 嗯 No matter. Hmm.
什么事这么好笑？ What's so funny?
我-我一会儿就告诉你 I-I'Il tell you in a minute.
我们先喝吧 First, let's drink.
我喝我这杯 Me from my glass,
你喝你那杯 and you from yours.
你猜错了 You guessed wrong.
只是你以为我猜错了 You only think I guessed wrong.
这就是好笑的地方！ That's what's so funny!
你转身的时候我调换过酒杯了！ I switched glasses when your back was turned!
你个傻子！ You fool!
你犯了一个不该犯的错误 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
最不该犯的错误是搅合亚洲的土地争端 The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia.
不过这个也能排在第二了： But only slightly less well known is this:
死到临头时 千万别去招惹西西里人！ never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
你是谁？ Who are you?
我不是好惹的人 I am no one to be triﬂed with.
你知道这点就够了 That is all you ever need know.
想想看 To think,
刚才被下毒的一直是你那杯 all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
两杯都下毒了 They were both poisoned.
近几年我一直在努力锻炼对艾厄藤粉的免疫力 I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
有人打倒了巨人 Someone has beaten the giant.
要是她死了 吉尔德人将付出代价 There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies.
你缓一缓 Catch your breath.
只要你放了我 If you'll release me,
你要什么做赎金都行 我向你保证 whatever you ask for ransom you'll get it. I promise you.
一句保证值几个钱？ And what is that worth, the promise of a woman?
你很好笑啊 殿下 You're very funny, Highness.
我在给你机会 l was giving you a chance.
你要带我去哪都没关系 It does not matter where you take me.
洪佩尔丁克王子是最最优秀的猎手 There's no greater hunter than Prince Humperdinck.
他能在阴天追到猎鹰 He can track a falcon on a cloudy day.
他能找到你 He can find you.
你以为你的挚爱会来拯救你？ You think your dearest love will save you?
我没说过他是我的挚爱 I never said he was my dearest love.
但是没错 他会来救我 And yes, he will save me.
我知道他会来 That I know.
你在对我承认你不爱你的未婚夫 You admit to me you do not love your fiance.
他知道我不爱他 He knows I do not love him.
你的意思是“不具有爱的能力” “Are not capable of Iove” is what you mean.
我曾经爱得多么深 l have loved more deeply
像你这样的杀人凶手做梦都意想不到—— than a killer like yourself could ever dream —
这是警告 殿下 That was a warning, Highness.
再有一次 我的巴掌就不会刹住了 The next time, my hand ﬂies on its own.
在我来的那地方 女子说谎会受惩罚 For where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.
艾厄藤 Iocane.
我对天发誓是它 I'd bet my life on it.
公主的脚印往那边去了 And there are the princess's footprints.
她还活着 或者说 一小时前还活着 She is alive, or was an hour ago.
万一我找到她时她还活着 If she is otherwise when I find her,
我会极为震怒的 I shall be very put out.
歇息吧 殿下 Rest, Highness.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are.
你的残忍说明了一切 Your cruelty reveals everything.
你是夺命海盗罗伯茨 承认吧 You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it.
幸会 With pride.
我能帮你什么吗？ What can I do for you?
你慢慢地去死吧 千刀万剐挫骨扬灰 You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.
啧-啧-啧-啧-啧 Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk.
真不客气啊 尊敬的殿下 Hardly complimentary, Your Highness.
干吗对我这么恶毒？ Why loose your venom on me?
你杀害了我的爱人 You killed my love.
有这个可能 It's possible.
我杀过挺多人 I kill a lot of people.
你的这个爱人又是谁？ Who was this love of yours?
另一个现在这样的王子吗？ Another prince like this one?
难看有钱又卑鄙？ Ugly and rich and scabby?
不是 是个农工小子 No. A farm boy.
穷人 Poor.
贫穷而无瑕 Poor and perfect,
他的双眼如暴风雨过后的大海 with eyes like the sea after a storm.
你的船在公海上发动袭击 On the high seas your ship attacked.
夺命海盗罗伯茨不抓俘虏 The Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.
不这样做后果会很严重的 I can't afford to make exceptions.
一旦起流言说哪个海盗心变软了 Once word leaks out a pirate has gone soft,
手下就会不听话 people begin to disobey you,
然后就只能工作 工作 工作没个完了 and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time.
你拿我的痛处开玩笑！ You mock my pain!
生活就是痛苦的 殿下 Life is pain, Highness.
谁不这么说就是另有所图 Anyone who says differently is selling something.
我大概记得你那个农工小子 I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.
那是什么时候的事？五年前吗？ This would be what? Five years ago?
你能听这些吗？ Does it bother you to hear?
你说什么我都不会难过的 Nothing you can say will upset me.
他没受折磨 He died well.
你应该高兴听到这点 That should please you.
没试着塞钱换命也没哭哭啼啼 No bribe attempts or blubbering.
他只说了“求你 He simply said, "Please.
求你 我得活下去” Please, I need to live."
就是这句“求你”让我有了印象 It was the "please" that caught my memory.
我问他是什么对他这么重要 I asked him what was so important for him.
“真爱”他这么说 "True love," he replied.
然后他说起一个女孩 And then he spoke of a girl
美貌超群 忠贞不二 of surpassing beauty and faithfulness.
我只能假设他是说你了 I can only assume he meant you.
你应该祝福我 因为我杀了他 You should bless me for destroying him
他还没发现你的真面目 before he found out what you really are.
什么真面目？ And what am I?
他所说的忠贞 女士 The faithfulness he talked of, madam.
你不渝的忠贞 Your enduring faithfulness.
你实话告诉我吧 Now tell me truly.
你得知他去世后 When you found out he was gone,
是不是立刻就和你那王子立了婚约 did you get engaged to your prince that same hour,
还是先等了一个星期以尊重逝者？ or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?
你已经拿我开过玩笑！ You mocked me once!
别再这么做了！ Never do it again!
那天我就死了！ I died that day!
你也可以去死了 我不在乎别的！ And you can die too, for all I care!
如你所愿！ As you wish!
噢 我亲爱的韦斯特利 Oh, my sweet Westley.
我干了什么啊？ What have I done?
他们不见了 They disappeared.
他肯定看见我们过来了 He must've seen us closing in,
这就是他惊慌中犯错的原因 which might account for his panicking into error.
除非我错了 Unless I am wrong,
而我从不出错 and I am never wrong,
他们肯定是跑进火沼里去送死了 they are headed dead into the Fire Swamp.
你还能走吗？ Can you move at all?
走？ Move?
你还活着 You're alive.
要是你想 我能飞啊 If you want, I can ﬂy.
我告诉过你 为了你 我一定回来 I told you I would always come for you.
你怎么不等等我呢？ Why didn't you wait for me?
那时候你死了 Well, you were dead.
死亡不能阻挡真爱 Death cannot stop true love.
它只能稍稍拖延一会 All it can do is delay it for a while.
我再也不怀疑这话了 I will never doubt again.
不会再给你怀疑的机会了 There will never be a need.
哦不 别吧 Oh, no. No, please.
怎么啦？哪里不对吗？ What is it? What's the matter?
他们又在亲了 They're kissing again.
亲嘴的部分必须要听吗？ Do we have to hear the kissing part?
以后你就不会这么介意了 Someday you may not mind so much.
跳到火沼吧 Skip on to the Fire Swamp.
-那个听着挺有意思 -哦 -That sounded good. -Oh.
你是病人 我听你的 You're sick. I'll humor ya.
我看看咱们到哪了？ So now, where were we here?
好的 好的 啊 这里 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, okay.
“韦斯特利和金凤花沿着山谷间的小路飞跑” "Westley and Buttercup raced along the ravine ﬂoor. "
哈！ Ha!
你的猪头未婚夫追不上我们了 Your pig fiance is too late.
再走几步路 我们到火沼就安全了 A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp.
我们活不成的 We'll never survive.
胡说 Nonsense.
你这么讲只是因为没有人做到过 You're only saying that because no one ever has.
没那么糟 It's not that bad.
我也不是说我想在这建避暑山庄 I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here,
但这的树其实挺漂亮啊 but the trees are actually quite lovely.
好了好了 好一场历险啊 Well, now, that was an adventure.
是不是有点儿烫到了？ Singed a bit, were you?
你呢？ You?
好吧 我真得说 Well, one thing I will say.
在火沼确实要时刻警惕 Fire Swamp certainly does keep you on your toes.
但很快 这一切都将变成美好回忆 This will all soon be but a happy memory
因为罗伯茨的船 复仇号 because Roberts' ship, Revenge,
就停在沼泽对面 is anchored at the far end.
我呢 你也知道了 就是罗伯茨 And I, as you know, am Roberts.
这怎么可能呢 But how is that possible
他已经为非作歹二十年了 since he's been marauding 20 years
你离开我才五年呀？ and you only left me five years ago?
我自己也常常惊叹于生活的无常 I, myself, am often surprised at life's little quirks.
之前我告诉你的“求你”那段对话是真的 See, what I told you before about saying “please” was true.
这话引起了罗伯茨的兴趣 It intrigued Roberts,
还有那些我说你有多美的话 as did my descriptions of your beauty.
最后罗伯茨做了个决定 Finally Roberts decided something.
他说“好的 韦斯特利 He said, "All right, Westley.
我还没有过侍从 I've never had a valet.
今晚上你试试好了 You can try it for tonight.
很可能我天一亮就把你杀了” I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
三年来他一直这样说 Three years he said that.
“晚安 韦斯特利 干得好 "Good night, Westley. Good work.
做个好梦 很可能我天一亮就把你杀了” Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
那段日子挺不错的 It was a fine time for me.
我学习怎么击剑 怎么搏斗 I was learning to fence, to fight.
能学什么学什么 Anything anyone would teach me.
罗伯茨和我最终成了朋友 And Roberts and I eventually became friends.
然后就发生了一件事 And then it happened.
什么事？ What?
往下说啊 Go on.
嗯 罗伯茨已经非常非常富有了 他想退休 Well, Roberts had grown so rich he wanted to retire,
于是他带我去他的舱室 so he took me to his cabin
把他的秘密告诉了我 and told me his secret.
“我并非夺命海盗罗伯茨”他说 "I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said.
“我叫莱安 "My name is Ryan.
前任夺命海盗罗伯茨把这条船传给了我 I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts,
就像我现在要把它传给你 just as you will inherit it from me.
把它传给我的那个人也不是真正的夺命海盗罗伯茨 The man I inherited it from was not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either.
他叫康伯巴德 His name was Cumberbund.
真正的夺命海盗罗伯茨已经退休十五年了 The real Roberts has been retired 15 years
在巴塔哥尼亚过着国王似的生活” and living like a king in Patagonia."
多谢 Thank you.
然后他解释说 名字 Then he explained the name
是激发必要恐惧的重中之重 was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear.
你想 没人会向夺命海盗韦斯特利投降 You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.
于是我们靠岸 So we sailed ashore,
招了一支全新的队伍 took on an entirely new crew,
他在船上作为大副待了一阵子 and he stayed aboard for a while as first mate,
一直叫我罗伯茨 all the time calling me Roberts.
等全体水手都相信了 Once the crew believed,
他就下了船 从那时起 我就是罗伯茨了 he left the ship and l have been Roberts ever since.
既然你我又在一起了 Except now that we're together,
我会退休 把这个名字移交出去 I shall retire and hand the name over to someone else.
我说明白了吗？ Is everything clear to you?
我们出不去的 We'll never succeed.
我们还不如死在这里 We may as well die here.
不 不 No. No.
我们已经成功了 We have already succeeded.
我是说 火沼三怖是哪三怖？ I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp?
第一样 喷火洞 One, the ﬂame spurt.
不成问题 No problem.
喷发前有爆裂声 我们就可以避开 There's a popping sound preceding each. We can avoid that.
第二样 闪击沙坑 Two, the lightning sand.
但你很聪明 能认出它的样子 But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like.
我们再也不会中招了 So in the future we can avoid that too.
韦斯特利 那那些R.O.U.S.怎么办？ Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.s?
大小异常的啮齿动物？ Rodents of Unusual Size?
我不觉得有这种东西 I don't think they exist.
韦斯特利！ Westley!
我们出来了 We did it.
怎样 也没那么糟吧？ Now, was that so terrible?
投降！ Surrender!
你是说你想向我投降吗？ You mean you wish to surrender to me?
真不错 我接受 Very well. I accept.
你真是勇气可嘉 I give you full marks for bravery.
别犯蠢 Don't make yourself a fool.
啊 那你要怎么抓我们呢？ Ah, but how will you capture us?
我们知道了火沼的秘密 We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp.
我们可以在那过上一阵神仙日子 We can live there quite happily for some time,
所以你哪天想死一死 随时可以来访 so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.
我再说一遍 投降！ I tell you once again. Surrender!
不可能的 It will not happen.
最后一遍！投降！ For the last time! Surrender!
绝不可能！ Death first!
你能保证不伤害他吗？ Will you promise not to hurt him?
怎么回事？ What was that?
如果我们投降 我跟着你回去 If we surrender and I return with you,
你能保证不伤害这个男人么？ will you promise not to hurt this man?
若我违反 就让我活上一千年不打猎 May I live a thousand years and never hunt again.
他是复仇号海盗船上的一名水手 He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge.
你保证把他平安送回船上 Promise to return him to his ship.
我发誓一定照办 I swear it will be done.
等你看不到我们了 就把他带回弗罗林 扔到摧心地穴里去 Once we are out of sight, take him back to Florin and throw him in the Pit of Despair.
我发誓一定照办 I swear it will be done.
我曾以为你已经死了 我差点就活不下去了 I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me.
要是再一次失去你 我受不了 I could not bear it if you died again,
尤其我现在有能力救你 not when I could save you.
走吧 先生 Come, sir.
我们得带你回船上 We must get you to your ship.
咱们都是实干派 We are men of action.
言行不一不是我们的作风 Lies do not become us.
你说得对 先生 Well spoken, sir.
怎么了？ What is it?
你右手有六根手指 You have six fingers on your right hand.
有人在找你哦 Someone was looking for you.
我在哪？ Where am I?
摧心地穴 The Pit of Despair.
你休想—— Don't even think —
你休想逃出去 Don't even think about trying to escape.
铐子都粗得很 The chains are far too thick.
也别指望有谁能救你 And don't dream of being rescued either.
只有一个秘密的出入口 The only way in is secret.
只有王子 伯爵 还有我知道怎么进出 Only the Prince, the Count, and I know how to get in and out.
那我只能在这等死咯？ Then I'm here till I die?
没错 他们来杀你时 就是你的死期 Till they kill you. Yeah.
那何苦还给我疗伤？ Then why bother curing me?
王子和伯爵一向坚持囚犯要在身体健康的情况下被摧垮意志 Well, the Prince and the Count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken.
所以是要上刑呗？ So it's to be torture?
上刑没什么大不了的 I can cope with torture.
你觉得我怕上刑？ You don't believe me?
你在火沼幸存 可见是个勇士 You survived the Fire Swamp. You must be very brave.
但没有人能扛得住那台机器 But nobody withstands the Machine.
她从火沼回来就是这副样子 She's been like that ever since the Fire Swamp.
肯定是父王每况愈下的身体让她忧心了 It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her.
那是自然 Of course.
“国王在那夜驾崩了 "The king died that very night.
第二天的清晨 And before the following dawn,
金凤花和洪佩尔丁克成婚 Buttercup and Humperdinck were married.
是日正午 她以王后的身份再次面见了自己的百姓” And at noon, she met her subjects again, this time as their queen."
我父王的遗言是—— My father's final words were —
等下 等下 爷爷 Hold it. Hold it. Grandpa.
你念错了 You read that wrong.
她不跟洪佩尔丁克结婚 She doesn't marry Humperdinck.
她和韦斯特利结婚 肯定是这样的 She marries Westley. I'm just sure of it.
韦斯特利为她付出了那么多 要是她还嫁了别人 After all that Westley did for her, if she didn't marry him,
就太不公平了 it wouldn't be fair.
嗯 谁说生活公平了？这句话写在哪啊？ Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written?
生活不总是公平的 Life isn't always fair.
我觉得 你肯定在乱读！快点重新来！ I'm telling you, you're messing up the story! Now, get it right!
你还想不想听我讲故事了？ Do you want me to go on with this?
-想 -好啊 那就不要再打断我 -Yes. -All right, then. No more interruptions.
“是日正午 她又来面见自己的百姓 "At noon, she met her subjects again,
这一次的身份变成了王后” this time as their queen."
我父王的遗言是： My father's final words were:
“像我爱前王后一样爱她 你们会幸福的” "Love her as I loved her, and there will be joy."
来见见你们的王后吧 I present to you your queen,
金凤花王后 Queen Buttercup.
呸！呸！ Boo! Boo!
呸！ Boo!
你为何要这样？ Why do you do this?
爱曾在你手心 你却抛诸脑后！ Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up!
如果我不屈服 他们就会杀了韦斯特利 But they would've killed Westley if I hadn't done it.
你的真爱还活着 你却做了别人的新娘！ Your true love lives, and you marry another!
真爱郎君救她于火沼 她却弃之若敝履 True love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage.
这就是我们的王后 一个回绝之人！ And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse!
你们乐意向她下跪就跪吧 快跪啊 So bow down to her, if you want. Bow to her.
向烂泥王后下跪 向腌臜王后下跪 Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth,
向堕落王后下跪！ the Queen of Putrescence!
呸！呸！ Boo! Boo!
垃圾！腌臜！烂泥！ Rubbish! Filth! Slime!
污秽！呸！ Muck! Boo!
呸！呸！ Boo! Boo!
距婚礼还有十天 It was ten days till the wedding.
国王也还活着 The king still lived,
但金凤花的噩梦却越来越恐怖” but Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse. "
我说什么来着？她肯定不会嫁给洪佩尔丁克那个人渣的吧？ See ? Didn't tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?
是是是你真聪明 快安静会吧 Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
我有话要说： It comes to this:
我爱韦斯特利 我一直爱着他 I love Westley. I always have.
如今 我敢说我以后也会一直爱他 I know now I always will.
如果你让我十天之后与你结婚 If you tell me I must marry you in ten days,
那你就等着那天早上给我收尸吧 please believe I will be dead by morning.
我决不愿伤你的心 I could never cause you grief.
那就取消婚礼 Consider our wedding off.
你 把那个韦斯特利送回船上了吗？ You, um, returned this Westley to his ship?
-送了 -那我们就给他捎个信儿吧 -Yes. -Then we will simply alert him.
亲爱的…… Beloved...
你确信他还想要你么？ are you certain he still wants you?
毕竟 在火沼 是你离开他的 After all, it was you who did the leaving in the Fire Swamp,
更不用说 海盗向来言而无信 not to mention that, um, pirates are not known to be men of their words.
我的韦斯特利一定会为我回来 My Westley will always come for me.
呃 Ah.
我提个建议 I suggest a deal.
你写四封同样的信件 You write four copies of a letter.
我会派四艘最快的船 向四个方向出发 I'll send my four fastest ships, one in each direction.
每年这段时间 夺命海盗罗伯茨总会在弗罗林附近出没 The Dread Pirate Roberts is always close to Florin this time of year.
我们会打着白旗 送出你的信件 We'll run up the white ﬂag and deliver your message.
如果韦斯特利还要你 那祝福你们 If Westley wants you, bless you both.
反之…… If not...
除了寻死 我也可以是你的人生选择 please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
你同意吗？ Are we agreed?
您的公主还真是个好胜的人 Your Princess is really quite a winning creature.
虽然可能是小事一桩 但我不能拒绝她的要求 A triﬂe simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable.
我知道 百姓们都很爱戴她 I know. The people are quite taken with her.
说来也怪 It's odd,
我雇佣维齐尼在订婚日杀掉她时 but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day,
我以为是一步妙棋 I thought that was clever.
但现在要我在新婚之夜勒死她 这得徒增多少烦恼 But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night.
一旦吉尔德背上黑锅 民众肯定会出离愤怒 Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged.
他们会要求我们出征讨伐 They'll demand we go to war.
那秘密的疙瘩在哪来着？ Now, where is that secret knot?
也太难找了 It's impossible to find.
啊 您要不要下来看看？ Ah. Are you coming down into the pit?
韦斯特利已经恢复了 Westley's got his strength back.
今晚我就要用机器试试他 I'm starting him on the Machine tonight.
泰隆 Tyrone,
你知道的 我很喜欢看你工作 you know how much I love watching you work.
但我正忙着筹备五百周年的国庆 But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan,
策划我的婚礼 谋杀我的爱妻 再把黑锅甩给吉尔德呢 my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it.
我分身乏术 I'm swamped.
您去休息吧 Get some rest.
如果您御体欠安 那谈什么都没意义 If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
很精美吧？ Beautiful, isn't it?
我用了大半辈子才设计出来 Took me half a lifetime to invent it.
相信你已经意识到 我对痛苦有着多么深刻而持久的追求 I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain.
目前 我正在撰写有关这个主题的权威论文 At present, I'm writing the definitive work on the subject.
所以我需要你如实告诉我它给你带来的感受 So I want you to be totally honest with me on how the Machine makes you feel.
首次实验 我先调到最低档 This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting.
你也知道 抽水机的理念已经存在好几百年了 As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old.
其实原理是一样的 只不过我吸取的并不是水 Well, really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water,
而是寿命 I'm sucking life.
我刚才吸走了你一年的寿命 I've just sucked one year of your life away.
之后我会渐渐升高到五年 I might one day go as high as five,
不过我实在不知道会有什么后果 but I really don't know what that would do to you.
所以就从目前的情况开始讲吧 So let's just start with what we have.
刚才你有什么感受？说说吧 What did this do to you? Tell me.
请记住 这是留给子孙后代的知识 所以请如实回答 And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest.
你有什么感觉？ How do you feel?
有趣 Interesting.
-叶林 -殿下 -Yellin. -Sire.
作为弗罗林的首席执法官 我相信你可以保密 As chief enforcer of all Florin, I trust you with this secret.
吉尔德的杀手已经通过贼林渗透到了我国 Killers from Guilder are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest
企图在我新婚之夜谋杀新娘 and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night.
我的间谍网络并没有得到这个消息 My spy network has heard no such news.
有韦斯特利的消息么？ Any word from Westley?
早着呢 我的天使 Too soon, my angel.
-耐心点 -他一定会回来找我 -Patience. -He will come for me.
当然 Of course.
她必须平安 She will not be murdered.
婚礼当天 我希望贼林已经被清空 On the day of the wedding, I want the Thieves' Forest emptied
林子里的人全部落网 and every inhabitant arrested.
很多老贼会反抗的 Many of the thieves will resist.
我常规的执法队伍应付不了 My regular enforcers will be inadequate.
那就组个暴力执法队啊！ Form a brute squad then!
我要贼林在我婚礼前清得干干净净 I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed.
任务艰巨啊 殿下 It won't be easy, sire.
哪天换你统领世界试试 Try ruling the world sometime.
“婚礼的日子到了 "The day of the wedding arrived.
暴力执法队用尽手段执行洪佩尔丁克的命令” The brute squad had their hands full carrying out Humperdinck's orders. "
-人都出来了吗？ -差不多了 -Is everybody out? -Almost.
有个西班牙人闹得很凶 There's a Spaniard giving us some trouble.
那你也凶他啊 Well, you give him some trouble.
快走 Move.
我等着你呢 维齐尼 I am waiting for you, Vizzini.
你让我回到原点等着 You told me to go back to the beginning,
我等了 so I have.
我就在这 我会一直在这等 This is where I am, and this is where I'll stay.
谁都别想轰我走 I will not be moved.
嚯嚯！ Ho there!
我就不走 嚯你个头 I do not budge. Keep your “Ho there.”
王子下了命令 But the Prince gave orders.
维齐尼也给了我命令 So did Vizzini.
如果我任务搞砸了 就要回到原点 When a job went wrong, you went back to the beginning.
我们在这里得到的任务 那么这里就是我的原点 Well, this is where we got the job, so it's the beginning,
我要一直待到维齐尼回来 and I am staying till Vizzini comes.
你个畜牲 你过来啊！ You, brute, come here!
我在等维齐尼 I am waiting for Vizzini.
你还真是牛脾气 You surely are a meanie.
你好呀 Hello.
-你来啦 -是呀 -lt's you. -True.
你脸色不太好呐 You don't look so good.
呸 你口气也不太好 Phew. You don't smell so good either.
-是吗 我觉得挺好 -真的吗？ -Perhaps not. I feel fine. -Yeah?
“菲齐克和伊尼戈重聚了 "Fezzik and lnigo were reunited.
菲齐克看护着这位酗酒过度的朋友恢复健康的同时 And as Fezzik nursed his inebriated friend back to health,
也向他透露了维齐尼之死和鲁根伯爵的秘密 he told lnigo of Vizzini's death and the existence of Count Rugen,
他就是六指人 the six-fingered man.
考虑到伊尼戈找了他一辈子 Considering lnigo's lifelong search,
他消化这个信息时显得异常平静 he handled the news surprisingly well.
菲齐克精心照料着伊尼戈 想让他恢复活力” Fezzik took great care in reviving lnigo. "
行了！行了！ That's enough! That's enough!
鲁根现在在哪？我这就去宰了他 Where is this Rugen now so I may kill him?
他跟王子都在城堡里 He's with the Prince in the castle.
但城门前守了三十个人 But the castle gate is guarded by 30 men.
你能解决多少个？ How many could you handle?
最多十个吧 I don't think more than ten.
那我就得搞定二十个 Leaving 20 for me.
出全力我也打不过这么多 At my best, I could never defeat that many.
我需要维齐尼来制定战术 I need Vizzini to plan.
我在这方面没啥天赋 I have no gift for strategy.
但维齐尼已经死了 But Vizzini's dead.
不 不要维齐尼 No. Not Vizzini.
我要去找黑衣人 I need the man in black.
啥？ What?
你想啊 你的力气和块头没能打败他 Look, he bested you with strength, your greatness.
我斗剑也斗不过他 He bested me with steel.
他的脑筋肯定也比维齐尼强 He must have outthought Vizzini.
以他的能耐 随随便便就能帮我策划一次城堡奇袭 And a man who can do that can plan my castle onslaught any day.
-快走吧 -去哪？ -Let's go. -Where?
还用问 去找黑衣人啊 Find the man in black, obviously.
你又不知道他在哪 But you don't know where he is.
这只是小问题 Don't bother me with triﬂes.
二十多年过去了 我父亲终于可以安息了 After twenty years at least, my father's soul will be at peace.
老子今晚要血洗城堡！ There will be blood tonight!
平身 快讲 Rise and report.
贼林已经清空 The Thieves' Forest is emptied.
城门我安排了三十名守军 Thirty men guard the castle gate.
人数翻个倍吧 公主必须平安 Double it. My Princess must be safe.
城门只有一把钥匙…… The gate has but one key...
就在我这里 and I carry that.
啊 是我足音清脆的美人 Ah, my dulcet darling.
今晚我们可以成婚了 Tonight, we marry.
明天一早 你的手下要护送我们到弗罗林海峡 Tomorrow morning, your men will escort us to Florin Channel,
我舰队的每一艘船 都在等候护送我们去度蜜月 where every ship in my armada waits to accompany us on our honeymoon.
舰队里的每一艘船 除了那四艘快船吧 Every ship but your four fastest, you mean.
那四艘你已经派出去了 Every ship but the four you sent.
是啊 没错 Yes. Yes, of course.
当然没有那四艘啦 Naturally, not those four.
先告退了 Your Majesties.
你压根没有派船 You never sent the ships.
用不着骗我 Don't bother lying.
没有关系 Doesn't matter.
韦斯特利总会为我回来 Westley will come for me anyway.
你真是个傻丫头 You're a silly girl.
没错 我是个傻丫头 Yes, I am a silly girl
傻到没早点看出你不过就是个懦夫 for not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward
内心只有恐惧 with a heart full of fear.
我要是你就不会这样说话 I would not say such things if I were you.
有何不敢？ Why not?
我还怕你不成 You can't hurt me.
我和韦斯特利已经被真爱紧紧连结 Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love.
而你无法寻获真爱 派出一千条寻血猎犬也找不到 And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds.
你也斩不断爱的连结 用一千柄宝剑也无济于事 And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
而我说你是懦夫 And when I say you're a coward,
是因为你不过是苟活在这世上最恶心的一滩烂泥！ that is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth!
我要是你就不会这样说话！ I would not say such things if I were you!
你们还真是深爱彼此啊 You truly love each other,
想必从前很幸福吧 and so you might have been truly happy.
本世纪没有哪对爱侣可以这样好命 Not one couple in a century has that chance,
我才不管童话故事有多美好 no matter what the storybooks say.
所以 我也不认为本世纪能有哪个男人 And so, I think no man in a century
还要承受你将要承受的痛苦 will suffer as greatly as you will.
别调到五十！ Not to 50!
菲齐克 菲齐克 你听啊 Fezzik. Fezzik, listen.
你听到了吗？有人在承受极端的痛苦 Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.
鲁根杀害我父亲时 我的内心也这般嚎啕过 My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father.
-但这次是黑衣人的惨叫 -就是那个黑衣人吗？ -The man in black makes it now. -The man in black?
他的真爱今晚要成为别人的新娘了 His true love is marrying another tonight.
不然他怎么会叫得这么凄惨？ So who else has the cause for ultimate suffering?
借过 让一下 我有急事 Excuse me. Pardon me. It's important.
菲齐克 帮帮忙 Fezzik, please.
所有人 让开！ Everybody, move!
谢咯 Thank you.
黑衣人会在哪呢？ Where is the man in black?
你是从林子那边过来的 没错吧？ You get there from this grove, yes?
菲齐克 点醒他 Fezzik, jog his memory.
抱歉 伊尼戈 I'm sorry, Inigo.
我不是故意点这么大力的 I didn't mean to jog him so hard.
伊尼戈？ Inigo?
父亲 二十年来我辜负了您 Father, I have failed you for 20 years.
如今我们的苦与恨可以了断了 Now our misery can end.
在某处—— Somewhere —
就在附近某处 有个男人可以帮助我们 Somewhere close by is a man who can help us.
光我一个找不到他 I cannot find him alone.
我需要您 I need you.
我需要您指引我的剑 I need you to guide my sword.
求您了 Please.
指引我的剑吧 Guide my sword.
他已经死了 He's dead.
真是不公平 This is not fair.
爷爷 爷爷 停一下 停一下 Grandpa, Grandpa, wait. Wait.
菲齐克说“他死了”是什么意思？ What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"?
他应该 不是说真的死了吧 I mean, he didn't mean dead.
韦斯特利是装死呢 对吧？ Westley's only faking, right?
你到底还想不想让我念啦？ You want me to read this or not?
谁干掉了洪佩尔丁克？ Who gets Humperdinck?
我没懂 I don't understand.
洪佩尔丁克王子是谁杀掉的？ Who kills Prince Humperdinck?
故事最后 总得有人弄死了他吧 At the end. Somebody's gotta do it.
是伊尼戈吗 还是谁？ Is it Inigo? Who?
不是 没有人杀他 Nobody. Nobody kills him.
他活着 He lives.
所以他赢了吗？ You mean he wins?
天啊爷爷！你为什么要给我讲这种故事？ Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for?
我觉得呢 你病得有点重 听故事又听得太认真 You know, you've been very sick, and you're taking this story very seriously.
我们要不就读到这里吧 I think we ought to stop now.
不用 我-我没事 我没事 No, I-l'm okay. I'm okay.
坐下吧 我感觉还好 Sit down. I'm all right.
好吧 Okay.
来吧 看看刚刚讲到哪里了？ All right, now, let's see. Where were we?
找到了 Oh, yes.
在摧心地穴 In the Pit of Despair.
蒙托亚家的人从不轻易言弃 Well, the Montoyas have never taken defeat easily.
来吧 菲齐克 带上尸体 Come along, Fezzik. Bring the body.
尸体？ The body?
-你带钱了吗？ -一点点 -Have you got any money? -I have a little.
希望你的钱够买一个奇迹 这就行了 I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all.
滚开！ Go away!
干嘛啊？干嘛啊？ What? What?
你就是服侍了国王很多年的奇迹麦克斯吗？ Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the King all those years?
国王的混账儿子炒了我鱿鱼 The King's stinking son fired me.
多谢你让我想起这么痛苦的事哈 And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject.
既然你都戳我痛处了 不如再给我划道口子配上柠檬汁冲冲伤口吧？ While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
我们收摊了！ We're closed!
赶紧滚 不然我叫暴力执法队了啊 Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.
-我就是暴力执法队的 -哦原来你就是啊 -l'm on the brute squad. -You are the brute squad.
我们需要一个奇迹 十万火急 We need a miracle. It's very important.
听着 爷退休了 Look, I'm retired.
再说了 你干嘛要找被国王他混账儿子炒鱿鱼的人帮忙啊？ And besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired?
我的奇迹搞不好会把人害死哦 I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle.
那人已经死了 He's already dead.
死了是吧？让我瞅瞅 进来吧 He is, huh? I'll take a look. Bring him in.
更严重的我都见过 I've seen worse.
先生？ Sir?
-干嘛？ -我们赶时间 -Huh? -We're in a terrible rush.
不要催我 小屁孩 Don't rush me, sonny.
你想要奇迹速成 只会适得其反 You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
-有钱么？-六十五块钱 -You got money? -Sixty-five.
噫！就没接过这么便宜的活 Sheesh! I never worked for so little.
只有一次例外 而且理由非常高尚 Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
这次的也很高尚 先生 This is noble, sir.
他太太瘸腿 His wife is crippled.
孩子们快要饿死了 His children are on the brink of starvation.
你就胡编吧 Are you a rotten liar.
我需要他帮我报杀父之仇 I need him to help avenge my father,
我父亲横死已经二十年了 murdered these 20 years.
还是前一个说法像样点 Your first story was better.
鼓风板去哪了？ Where's that bellows cramp?
他是不是欠你钱啊？老子来问问他 He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.
他已经死了 说不了话 He's dead. He can't talk.
哎哟哟！你懂挺多啊？ Ooh-hoo-hoo! Look who knows so much, huh?
你的朋友只是碰巧死得差不多了 Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.
死得差不多了和死绝了还是区别很大的 There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
麻烦把他嘴掰开 Please, open his mouth.
听好 死得差不多就是还有口气儿的意思 Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.
而死绝了—— Now, all dead —
如果他死绝了 那你能做的就只有一件事了 Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.
什么事？ What's that?
翻翻他的衣兜 看还有没有银子 Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
喂！ Hey!
出来！ Hello in there!
喂！啥事这么要紧啊？ Hey! What's so important?
此地还有什么值得你留恋？ What you got here that's worth living for?
真爱 True love.
真爱 你听到了吧 没有比这更高尚的理由了 True love. You heard him. You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
欸 小屁孩 Eh, sonny,
真爱是这世上最伟大的东西 true love is the greatest thing in the world,
但比不过一个美味的MLT—— except for a nice MLT —
羊肉生菜番茄三明治 羊肉又瘦又新鲜 mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean
番茄完全熟透 and the tomato is ripe.
太馋人了 我的最爱 They're so perky. I love that.
但他说的不是“真爱” But that's not what he said.
他明明说的是 “整吹” He distinctly said, "To blave."
是个人都知道“整吹”就是“唬人”的意思 对吧？ And as we all know, “to blave” means “to bluff.” Huh?
所以你们打牌的时候 他出了老千—— So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated —
骗子！骗子！骗子！ Liar! Liar! Liar!
滚回去 巫婆！ Get back, witch!
我不是巫婆！我是你老婆！ I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!
但既然你都这么骂我了 这名分还要不要都是个问题了 But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
你本来也名不副实 You never had it so good.
“真爱” 他说的明明就是“真爱” 麦克斯 "True love." He said "true love," Max.
-你可闭嘴吧 瓦莱莉 -天呐 他怂了 -Don't say another word, Valerie. -My God, he's afraid.
洪佩尔丁克王子炒了他鱿鱼之后 他的自信心碎了一地 Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered.
你干吗要提那个名字？ Why'd you say that name?
你承诺过不会再提那个名字！ You promised me that you would never say that name!
怎么了 洪佩尔丁克？ What, Humperdinck?
啊！ Aaah!
洪佩尔丁克！洪佩尔丁克！洪佩尔丁克！ Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
-洪佩尔丁克！洪佩尔丁克！洪佩尔丁克！ -听不见！ -Humperdinckl Humperdinck! Humperdinck! -I'm not listening!
真爱即将作古 而你甚至都不能好好说清楚 你为什么不愿相助 True love lies expiring, and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help.
我们什么都没听见 Nobody's hearing nothing.
洪佩尔丁克！洪佩尔丁克！ Humperdinckl Humperdinck!
他是金凤花的真爱 This is Buttercup's true love.
如果你能治好他 他就能阻止洪佩尔丁克完婚 If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
-洪佩尔丁克！ -闭嘴吧！你等下 -Humperdinck! -Shut up! Wait, wait.
我救他 能让洪佩尔丁克不好过？ I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
能让他狠狠受辱啊 Humiliations galore.
这个理由很高尚 That is a noble cause.
六十五块我收了 这就开工 Give me the 65. I'm on the job.
呜呼！ Whoo-hoo!
这是奇迹药丸吗？ That's a miracle pill?
巧克力糖衣 更方便吞咽 The chocolate coating makes it go down easier.
但是得等上十五分钟才会起效 But you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency.
而且也要至少多久不可以下水游泳来着？ And you shouldn't go in swimming after for at least, what?
-一小时 整整一小时 没错 -对 一小时 -An hour. A good hour. Yeah. -Yeah, an hour.
-万分感谢 -好哟 -Thank you for everything. -Okay.
-再见 孩子们 -突袭城堡愉快哦 -Bye-bye, boys. -Have fun storming the castle.
你觉得能管用么？ Think it'll work?
管用那真是奇迹了 It would take a miracle.
-再见啦！ -再见！ -Bye-bye! -Bye!
有情况吗？ Anything?
伊尼戈 这不止三十人啊 Inigo, there's more than 30.
那又怎样啊？ What's the difference?
有他了 We've got him.
帮我一帮 Help me here.
-我们得硬喂他了 -要等十五分钟的吧？ -We'll have to force-feed him. -Has it been 15 minutes?
等不了了 婚礼在半小时之后 We can't wait. The wedding's in half an hour.
我们得尽快闹出些动静来 We must strike in the hustle and the bustle beforehand.
扶正他脑袋 Tilt his head back.
掰开他的嘴 Open his mouth.
我们要多久才能知道奇迹管不管用啊？ How long do we have to wait before we know if the miracle works?
我跟你一样没头绪 Your guess is as good as mine.
我会打得你满地找牙！你们两个一起上也行！ I'll beat you two apart! I'll take you both together!
我猜要不了多久 I guess not very long.
-我胳膊怎么动不了？ -你差不多死了一天了 -Why won't my arms move? -You've been mostly dead all day.
我们找奇迹麦克斯弄了颗药丸救活你 We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back.
你俩谁啊？我仇人吗？ Who are you? Are we enemies?
为什么我在城墙上？金凤花在哪？ Why am I on this wall? Where's Buttercup?
我解释一下 Let me explain.
算了 太复杂了 咱长话短说 No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
金凤花还有不到半小时就要嫁给洪佩尔丁克了 Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour,
我们必须进到城堡中 阻止婚礼 so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding,
带走公主 逃之夭夭 steal the princess, make our escape,
但我得先宰了鲁根伯爵 after I kill Count Rugen.
看来没啥时间瞎磨蹭啊 That doesn't leave much time for dillydallying.
你手指可以动了 真棒 You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful.
我伤愈一向很快 现在的困扰是什么？ I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
能进出的只有一座城门 你上来 There is but one working castle gate. Come here.
而且有……六十个人在守卫 And it is guarded by... 60 men.
那我们的资源呢？ And our assets?
你的头脑 菲齐克的力量 我的剑 Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
就这？ That's it?
做梦呐 Impossible.
要是我有一个月来筹划 没准能有可行的计划 但现在—— If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something, but this —
刚刚你的头能动了耶 你不高兴吗？ You just shook your head. That doesn't make you happy?
我的头脑 他的剑术 还有你的力量要对抗六十个人 My brains, his steel, and your strength against 60 men,
你竟然认为我能够晃晃脑袋 就该高兴啊？ and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy, hmm?
哪怕我们有辆手推车呢 也许能成点事 If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
白皮佬的那辆手推车被我们扔哪去了？ Where did we put that wheelbarrow the Albino had?
扔到了白皮佬身上吧 Over the Albino, I think.
那为什么当时不把它收做可用资源呢？ Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?
要是我能有件杀人魔的长袍就好了 What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.
这我们就无能为力了 There we cannot help you.
这个中吗？ Will this do?
-这是从哪顺来的？ -从奇迹麦克斯那儿 -Where did you get that? -At Miracle Max's.
特别合身 他说我可以拿走 It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
好吧好吧 快点扶爷起来 All right, all right. Come on. Help me up.
说到底 我还是得有一把剑 Now, I'll need a sword eventually.
为啥？你现在拿都拿不动 Why? You can't even lift one.
确实 但又不是人人都知道 是吧？ True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it?
多谢 Thank you.
好了 我们进去之后 需要解决一些问题 Now, there may be problems once we're inside.
我来说 怎么找到伯爵？ I'll say. How do I find the Count?
报完仇之后 我怎么跟你们会合？ Once I do, how do I find you again?
会合之后 我们怎么脱身？ Once I find you again, how do we escape?
-少烦他 他今天够艰难的了 -对哈 -Don't pester him. He's had a hard day. -Right.
对哈 抱歉 Right. Sorry.
-伊尼戈 -怎么了？ - Inigo. -What?
我希望我们能赢 I hope we win.
你好像不怎么兴奋啊 我的小甜心 You don't seem excited, my little muffin.
-我该兴奋吗？ -据我所知新娘都会很兴奋 -Should I be? -Brides often are, I'm told.
我今晚不结婚 I do not marry tonight.
我的韦斯特利会来救我 My Westley will save me.
婚晕 Mawidge.
一场婚晕让瓦萌桑聚崽节里 Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.
婚晕 系嗅到祝糊的去约 Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement,
一场米焖宗的米焖 that dweam wiffin a dweam.
守住阵地兄弟们！守住阵地！ Stand your ground, men! Stand your ground!
守住阵地！ Stand your ground!
我是夺命海盗罗伯茨！ I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!
你们别想活命了！ There will be no survivor!
-动手吗？ -稍等 -Now? -Not yet.
我的手下在这里 我在这里 My men are here, I am here,
但很快 你们就不再在这里了 but soon you will not be here.
-动手吗？ -点火 -Now? -Light him.
夺命海盗罗伯茨杀人不留活口 The Dread Pirate Roberts takes no survivors.
你们最恐怖的噩梦都将成真！ All your worst nightmares are about to come true!
……当奈 ...ven wuv,
尊挚的奈情 twue wuv,
将伴肥你萌 wiw fowwow you...
兹到永允 fowever.
夺命海盗罗伯茨 The Dread Pirate Roberts
来夺你们的小命啦！ is here for your souls!
守住阵地！ Stay where you are!
坚持住 杀啊！ Stand and fight!
守住阵地！ Stay where you are!
尊惜你萌的奈情—— So tweasuwe your wuv —
跳到最后几句 Skip to the end.
准币戒几惹吗？ Have you the 'Wing”?
我的韦斯特利来了哦 Here comes my Westley now.
菲齐克 闸门要关了！ Fezzik, the portcullis!
你的韦斯特利已经死了 Your Westley is dead.
我亲手杀了他 I killed him myself.
那你为何满眼恐惧？ Then why is there fear behind your eyes?
城门钥匙交出来 Give us the gate key.
我没有钥匙 I have no gate key.
菲齐克 把他胳膊扯了 Fezzik, tear his arms off.
哦 你说这个钥匙啊 Oh, you mean this gate key.
金哄发公举 你万意—— And do you, Pwincess Buwwercwup —
丈夫与妻子！快说“丈夫与妻子”！ Man and wife! Say, “Man and wife!”
丈夫与妻子 Man and wife.
陪着新娘去蜜月套房 我随后就到 Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite. I'll be there shortly.
他没有来 He didn't come.
杀掉黑衣人和巨人 Kill the dark one and the giant,
剩下那个要活捉审问 but leave the third for questioning.
你好 Hello.
我的名字是伊尼戈·蒙托亚 My name is Inigo Montoya.
你杀了我父亲 You killed my father.
领死吧 Prepare to die.
菲齐克！你快过来！ Fezzik! I need you!
我不能留他一个人 I can't leave him alone.
他要跑掉了 菲齐克！求你啦！ He's getting away from me, Fezzik! Please!
菲齐克！ Fezzik!
我去去就来 I'll be right back.
谢谢 Thank you.
-婚礼好奇怪啊 -是啊 -Strange wedding. -Yes.
婚礼真是很奇怪 A very strange wedding.
来吧 Come along.
这是何故？ What was that for?
您一直对我很好 Because you've always been so kind to me.
但我再也见不到您了 And l won't be seeing you again,
回到蜜月套房后 我将会自杀 since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
那不是很好吗？她亲了我！ Won't that be nice, hmm? She kissed me!
抱歉 父亲 Sorry, Father.
我尽力了 I tried.
尽力了 I tried.
想必你是多年前我教训过的那个西班牙小兔崽子 You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago.
真是难以想像 It's simply incredible.
你追踪了我一辈子 却败在了报仇之前？ Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now?
真是我听说过的最悲哀的故事了 I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
真是妙不可言 How marvelous.
这世上难寻一副完美的胸脯 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.
你还把自己的捅坏了 岂不可惜 It would be a pity to damage yours.
韦斯特利！啊亲爱的韦斯特利！ Westley! Oh, Westley, darling!
韦斯特利 你怎么不抱抱我？ Westley, why won't you hold me?
-悠着点 -你在这种时刻 -Gently. -At a time like this,
只会说这句吗？“悠着点”？ that's all you can think to say? "Gently"?
悠着点！ Gently!
老天啊 你居然还想赢吗？ Good heavens. Are you still trying to win?
你这复仇的欲望真是过于强烈了 You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.
你早晚要惹上麻烦的 It's going to get you into trouble someday.
你好 我的名字是伊尼戈·蒙托亚 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
你杀了我父亲 You killed my father.
领死吧 Prepare to die.
你好 Hello.
我的名字是伊尼戈·蒙托亚 My name is Inigo Montoya.
你杀了我父亲 You killed my father.
领死吧 Prepare to die.
你好！我的名字是伊尼戈·蒙托亚 Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya.
你杀了我父亲 领死吧 You killed my father. Prepare to die.
你快闭嘴吧！ Stop saying that!
啊！ Aaah!
你好！我的名字是伊尼戈·蒙托亚！ Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya!
你杀了我父亲！领死吧！ You killed my father! Prepare to die!
-做梦 -那就给我钱 -No! -Offer me money.
-可以 -还有权力 给我保证 -Yes. -Power too. Promise me that.
我有的 我没有的 都给你 放过我吧 All that I have and more. Please.
我要什么你都得给 Offer me everything I ask for.
什么都可以 Anything you want.
我想要父亲活过来 你个王八蛋 I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
哦韦斯特利 你可以原谅我吗？ Oh, Westley, will you ever forgive me?
你最近又犯下了什么可鄙的罪行？ What hideous sin have you committed lately?
我结婚了 我不愿意的 但过程实在太快了 I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast.
-那不算数 -什么？ -It never happened. -What?
-那不算数 -但婚礼已经结束了 我就在现场 -It never happened. -But it did. I was there.
老主教说了“丈夫与妻子” This old man said, "Man and wife."
那你说“我愿意”了吗？ Did you say, "I do"?
没有耶 那段好像是跳过了 Uh, no. We sort of skipped that part.
那你就还是未婚 Then you're not married.
如果你没说 你就没完成结婚仪式 If you didn't say it, you didn't do it.
你同不同意啊 殿下？ Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?
就是个很快就可以修复的流程问题 A technicality that will shortly be remedied.
不过首先 But first things first.
-至死方休 -错！ -To the death. -No!
至痛方休 To the pain.
我没有听过这种说法呢 I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
我解释给你听 I'll explain.
我尽量用词简单 好让你能完全听懂 And I'll use small words, so that you'll be sure to understand,
你这个疣猪脸的小丑 you warthog-faced buffoon.
我这辈子头一次遇见胆敢羞辱我的男人 That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
绝不是最后一个 It won't be the last.
至痛方休 是说你首先会失去 To the pain means the first thing you lose
你的踝下之脚 will be your feet below the ankles,
然后是你的腕上之手 Then your hands at the wrists.
接着是你的鼻子 Next, your nose.
我猜之后是我的舌头吧 And then my tongue, I suppose.
上次杀你太快了 I killed you too quickly the last time,
今晚我不会再犯这种错误 a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
没说完呢！ I wasn't finished!
接下来你将失去你的左眼 随后是你的右眼 The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
然后是耳朵对吧 我懂了 赶紧开始吧 And then my ears. I understand. Let's get on with it.
错！耳朵你好好留着 原因如下 Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why.
每一个孩子看见你可怖的丑状 发出的尖叫 So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness
声声都值得你珍惜 will be yours to cherish.
每一个婴儿看见你走近 大哭的声音 Every babe that weeps at your approach,
每一个妇女看见你 吼出的那句“神啊 这是什么造物？” every woman who cries out, “Dear God, what is that thing?”
都将在你健全的双耳中回响不绝 will echo in your perfect ears.
这便是所谓“至痛方休” That is what “to the pain” means.
我要让你活在痛苦中 It means I leave you in anguish,
成为一个痛苦的怪物 永远无法自拔 wallowing in freakish misery forever.
我觉得你在唬我 I think you're bluffing.
有可能啊 猪头 It's possible, pig.
我可能是在唬你 I might be bluffing.
你确实能料到这个 你这坨悲哀的 令人作呕的玩意儿 It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass,
我躺着仅仅是因为我没力气站起来 that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand.
但是呢…… Then again...
也许我实际上有足够的力气 perhaps I have the strength after all.
放…… 下…… 剑…… Drop... your... sword.
请坐吧 Have a seat.
把他绑起来 Tie him up.
想绑多紧就多紧 Make it as tight as you like.
嗷！ Oh!
菲齐克在哪？ Where's Fezzik?
-我以为他跟你在一起呢 -没啊 -I thought he was with you. -No.
如此说来—— In that case —
帮他一把 Help him.
韦斯特利为什么需要帮忙？ Why does Westley need helping?
他现在气力不足 Because he has no strength.
我就知道 我就知道你在唬我 I knew it. I knew you were bluffing.
我就知道他在唬我 I knew he was bluffing.
需要我帮你宰了他么？ Shall I dispatch him for you?
多谢 免了 Thank you, but no.
无论我们今后际遇如何 我都希望他能在自己有多怯懦的阴影里长命百岁 Whatever happens to us, I want him to live a long life alone with his cowardice.
伊尼戈！伊尼戈 你去哪啦？ Inigo! Inigo, where are you?
哦 你在这儿啊 Oh, there you are.
伊尼戈 我瞧了眼王子的马厩 Inigo, I saw the Prince's stables,
发现了它们——四匹白马 and there they were — four white horses.
我寻思 如果找到了那位小姐 And I thought, there are four of us,
咱就正好四个人了 if we ever find the lady.
你好啊 小姐 Hello, lady.
所以我把它们带上了 以防半途撞见彼此 So I took them with me, in case we ever bumped into each other.
咱这不就撞见了吗 I guess we just did.
菲齐克 你做得很对 Fezzik, you did something right.
别担心 我不会忘乎所以的 Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head.
说起来 也挺奇怪的 You know, it's very strange.
我筹划这场复仇太久了 I have been in the revenge business so long,
如今了却夙愿 now that it's over,
我竟不知余生该如何过了 I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
那你想不想当个海盗呢？ Have you ever considered piracy?
你肯定能当好夺命海盗罗伯茨 You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
“他们奔向了自由 "They rode to freedom.
黎明来临时 韦斯特利和金凤花终于确信他们安全了 And as dawn arose, Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe.
爱意如浪潮般袭来 A wave of love swept over them.
他们一点点靠近了彼此——” And as they reached for each other—"
怎么啦？怎么啦？ What? What?
没啥 他们又亲上了 你肯定不想听了 No, it's kissing again. You don't want to hear that.
其实 我也没那么介意 Well, I don't mind so much.
那好 Okay.
“自亲吻的概念形成以来 只有五个吻 "Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses
被认为最富有激情也最纯情 that were rated the most passionate, the most pure.
但他们这一吻让那五个全都相形见绌 This one left them all behind.
完” The end."
我觉得你现在该睡了 Now I think you ought to go to sleep.
好哦 Okay.
好了 Okay.
好吧 All right.
再会 So long.
爷爷？ Grandpa?
要不要你明天过来再给我念一遍这个故事 Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow.
如你所愿 As you wish.
♪ 来 亲爱的 我给你讲个故事 ♪ ♪ Come, my love, I'll tell you a tale ♪
♪一个男孩 一个女孩的爱情故事 ♪ ♪ Of a boy and girl and their love story ♪
♪ 我讲述他对她的爱 噢 如此之深 ♪ ♪ And how he loved her, oh, so much ♪
♪ 我讲述她是多么地灿烂迷人 ♪ ♪ And all the charms she did possess ♪
♪ 这是个真实的故事 发生在很久以前 ♪ ♪ Now, this did happen once upon a time ♪
♪ 那时世事远比如今单纯 ♪ ♪ When things were not so complex ♪
♪ 女孩走过的土地都令男孩痴迷 ♪ ♪ And how he worshipped the ground she walked ♪
♪ 男孩望向她的眼 如陷清澈的深潭 ♪ ♪ And when he looked in her eyes he became obsessed ♪
♪ 我的爱好似一段童话故事 ♪ ♪ My love is like a storybook story ♪
♪ 但它如我的喜怒哀乐般真实 ♪ ♪ But it's as real as the feelings l feel ♪
♪ 我的爱好似一段童话故事 ♪ ♪ My love is like a storybook story ♪
♪ 但它如我的喜怒哀乐般真实 ♪ ♪ But it's as real as the feelings l feel ♪
♪ 它如我的喜怒哀乐般真实 ♪ ♪ It's as real as the feelings l feel ♪
♪ 男孩说 你可知道我爱你 噢 如此之深？ ♪ ♪ He said, Don't you know I love you, oh, so much? ♪
♪ 我的心已伏在你的石榴裙下 ♪ ♪ I lay my heart at the foot of your dress ♪
♪ 女孩说 你可知道童话中的爱情 ♪ ♪ She said, Don't you know that storybook loves ♪
♪ 总有美好的结局？ ♪ ♪ Always have a happy ending? ♪
♪ 于是正如童话所写 男孩将她抱起 ♪ ♪ Then he swooped her up just like in the books ♪
♪ 这对爱侣同骑他的骏马奔向远方 ♪ ♪ And on his stallion they rode away ♪
♪ 我的爱好似一段童话故事 ♪ ♪ My love is like a storybook story ♪
♪ 但它如我的喜怒哀乐般真实 ♪ ♪ But it's as real as the feelings l feel ♪
♪ 我的爱好似一段童话故事 ♪ ♪ My love is like a storybook story ♪
♪ 但它如我的喜怒哀乐般真实 ♪ ♪ But it's as real as the feelings l feel ♪
♪ 它如我的喜怒哀乐般真实 ♪ ♪ But it's as real as the feelings l feel ♪