- 嘿, 唐纳. - 嗨.
- 詹姆斯, 进来吧. - 嗨.
我们正想来跟 马蒂道别.
哦, 不好意思, 你刚错过了.
其实, 我刚在车站 放下她还不到20分钟呢.
- 她已经走了? - 是的.
她已为你们 昨晚回来呢.
她说什么了没有?
嗯, 我只能说 她有一点点失望.
利兰?
利兰, 亲爱的?
失陪了一会儿.
知道吗, 如果你们愿意, 可以写信给她.
我保证她一定会很高兴 收到你们的消息.
对. 看, 真不好意思 我们来打搅你了.
嘿, 没那回事儿, 没那回事儿.
- 替我问候你家人, 唐娜. - 好的.
- 好了. - 再见, 帕尔默先生.
再见, 詹姆斯.
- 慢走了. - 好的.
- 利兰? - 是, 亲爱的.
记得我们要在俱乐部登记 『格伦米勒夜』晚会.
别担心, 亲爱的, 我不会忘的.
- 走了, 甜心. - 再见, 利兰.
这里臭的像厕所. 难道就不能...
杰利, 你搞什么鬼 这么久才来?
啊呀, 日界线, 时区, 我都搞不清我到底在哪儿了.
上帝啊, 你的样子好吓人.
- 杰利. - 本.
来, 本, 既然你自己的律师代表
也自身难保 被控谋杀,
我打算亲自处理你的案子 那我们开始吧.
你有杀她吗?
- 杰利, 看在上帝的份上,. - 对不起, 你是对的.
真相是一个好辩护律师 必须要知道的.
杰利, 你能把我弄出去吗?
嗯, 再找不到具体的指控罪名 他们最多只能扣留你24小时.
还是48小时?
噢, 杰利, 杰利, 我现在出事了.
自控, 哥哥.
好了, 我们刚讲到 劳拉死的那晚，你在哪儿?
- 我和凯萨琳在一起. - 那可不是个好选择.
但恰恰是这样.
哦, 亲爱的人.
还有任何她的东西留下吗? 比如-- 骨头碎片或牙齿之类的?
那本烧焦的证据账本 有提到你关于你下落吗?
我好沮丧啊.
双层床.
你还记得 我们的第一间房吗, 本?
我在上层 而你在下层.
路易丝·当博斯奇拿着手电筒 在编织地毯上跳舞.
神啊, 是什么造就了我们?
你知道吗, 我第一次去时,
他们还以为那是膀胱, 所以他们又检查了一次.
其实是感染. 我还从没接近过锈钉.
我是说, 你还记得那次 我的脚趾发紫, 对吗?
作为替代, 我用烤过的苏打水 洗了个澡，然后我的脚趾就好了,
但我还得过最严重的抽筋
就像把扭成一团的 水管吞进肚子里似的.
你见过安迪?
噢, 你肯定是那个印第安人 我听说过你好多事, 叫鹰眼?
叫豪克. 你姐姐?
哦, 对, 这是我姐关. 这是豪克.
噢, 真高兴见到你.
天啊, 你肯定很憎恨我们白人 毕竟我们对你们做过那么多的坏事.
我一些最好的朋友 也是白人.
总之, 噢, 乖乖. 我的胃...
戴安, 上午10:03, 北方大酒店.
杜鲁门警长和我 刚和独臂人一起,
刚从他房里出来.
在另一个时间, 另一种文化,
他或许早就是个 先知, 或者是萨满教巫师.
而在我们的世界, 他只是个 生活在阴暗中的鞋贩子.
利兰·帕尔默.
不好意思.
他知道 我们拘捕了本·荷恩?
看起来不像知道.
哈里, 你最好亲自告诉他.
嗨, 哈里, 库珀探员. 刚巧在这儿玩一下.
你气色不错, 利兰.
叫我佛瑞德好了.
利兰, 我很遗憾.
但我们不希望你是从 别人哪儿得到这消息的.
我们已经拘捕了本·荷恩 怀疑他谋杀了劳拉.
他还没被起诉, 但我们拘留他了.
- 本? - 是的.
那肯定是个 误会, 哈里.
本?
- 我以为是雅克·雷诺干的-- - 不.
本.
- 你们有有利的形势对付他吗? - 是的, 我们有.
噢, 天啊.
你没事吧, 利兰?
是啊.
- 留给法律去处理这事吧. - 正是如此.
谢谢, 哈里. 库珀探员.
哈里, 我等一下再去找你.
利兰?
是.
如果你记得劳拉死的那晚 荷恩先生有任何的
异常行为, 请你及时告诉我?
我会的, 当然.
谢谢你.
还好吧?
我不肯定.
这个一点儿都不疼.
警长, 我抗议这么野蛮的对待 我的委托人.
毕竟这个人 为这个镇做过许多...
现在, 保持冷静.
2小时后 就会有结果了.
- 谢了, 医生. - 先生们,
我请求要不起诉我的当事人 就释放他.
我执业生涯里 从没见过如此
完全绝对忽视 被告权利的.
杰利米·荷恩, 宫扎格大学, 1974.
班上142人，毕业最后一名.
3次才通过律师行会审核.
后来执业执照 被吊销
包括在本国的伊利诺斯州, 佛罗里达州, 阿拉斯加州, 马萨诸塞州.
嘿, 我可不是来这儿受审的.
坐下.
荷恩先生, 你知道这是什么吗
- 一本书. - 一本书.
拿近点看.
一本日记.
单眼杰克的事我们全都知道了.
劳拉也知道.
"有朝一日, 我要把本·荷恩 公之于众.
我要让大家知道真正的本·荷恩."
但她永远没机会了, 不是吗?
来吧, 本, 我们这儿都是成年人了.
像劳拉·帕尔默这样年轻又野的女孩, 事态失控了.
她不单威胁到你个人, 还有你的事业, 和家庭.
你太嚣张了.
好, 也许 你没什么需要隐藏的.
但这里可不是这样说的.
- 你不能用这种方式和我讲话! - 本. 本.
- 你不能, 你懂吗? - 坐下.
别激动. 先生们, 我想 和我哥哥单独呆会儿--
也是我的委托人.
如果你们不介意?
你们自便吧.
本, 本.
本, 如果你就那样 冲口而出招供了,
那会让我们 一点回转的余地都没有了.
那好, 我们现在怎么办? 我们现在该怎么办?
你的不在场证据已经被烤焦了.
他们就能捏造一个动机.
还有你的血 也许有劳拉的指纹在上面.
本, 作为你的律师,
你的朋友, 和弟弟,
我强烈建议 你要给自己找个更好的律师.
好, 最后一次机会, 里欧. 别让我失望.
锯木厂吗?
好, 最后一次机会, 里欧. 别让我失望.
锯木厂吗?
简单来说.
保险调查员 因该会察觉到是 "纵火. "
用正楷体约有6英尺高.
就像我们之前商量好的?
本·荷恩, 是他的声音,
还有强生的声音, 本和里欧.
荷恩先生的特别快递来了.
波比. 噢, 天啊. 波比!
他又来了.
这次轮到你去清洁他了.
那是什么?
我们的船票.
什么意思?
自从隔壁房的那颗摇钱树 已经阴沟里翻了船,
我决定在商业领域 追逐事业了.
真的? 像推销员?
哦, 才不, 我在想 领导层更适合我.
- 真的吗? - 当然.
波比, 那太好了.
我会给你 任何你想要的.
我想要个全职保姆.
- 法国女仆怎样. - 波比.
- 你好, 诺玛. - 妈妈.
我相信那是真土豆做的 而不是薯粉?
真土豆
打搅了.
真惊喜见到你在这儿.
嘿, 那个味道不错.
我看见他们 在围栏里教他技巧.
- 你的万人迷丈夫呢? - 汉克? 他现在不在.
知道.
妈妈, 我收到你的信了. 但如果你不介意,
我想知道,你到这来干嘛?
我想向你介绍 我的新丈夫.
丈夫?
尔尼, 这是诺玛.
嗨, 你好吗?
我们正在度蜜月呢.
我能否 麻烦你来杯咖啡呢?
- 好女孩. - 她可是个宝贝.
尔尼是个金融分析师.
我爱喜欢你 布置的餐厅了, 亲爱的.
那些花放的恰到好处 让人愉悦.
哦, 谢谢你. 太谢谢你了.
真高兴看到你的美貌 毫无保留的遗传了给下一代.
- 是, 我知道, 金价现在多少. - 失陪了.
你穿制服 看起来还是那么醒目.
样子还是那么可爱. 一点儿都没变过.
既然这样, 恕我无礼, 那你打算要在这儿呆多久?
2天吧. 尔尼想 在乡村到处走走看看.
为什么这样问?
我也想知道为什么, 没事了.
哦, 我不想你 为此大惊小怪.
你是知道我的, 亲爱的, 我很从容.
怎么了?
没什么, 只是有个 食评家要来了
我人手不够, 就那样而已.
食评家.
怪不得你把地方 布置的这么漂亮.
诺玛, 希望有时间 多和你聊聊.
差不多了吧, 我们先去酒店吧.
我要接个 东京来的传真.
我们在大北房.
真遗憾没见到小汉克. 等一下给你电话, 好吗?
好. 很高兴见到你.
他在附近.
护士.
能请你给我 一杯水吗?
好的, 先生.
对不起.
嗨, 诺玛.
我想我迟到了.
48小时不是迟到, 汉克, 是失踪.
对不起, 因为有点-- 有点公事我不得不去处理.
有点公事? 不, 这才是公事.
公事就是无论你喜欢与否 都必须要去的一个地方.
- 诺玛, 我-- - 别对我甜言蜜语了,
我告诉你 离我远点说话.
诺玛, 在我解释前 请你不要妄下判断.
因为我之前一些 错误的选择,
有些正冷眼旁观的人,
那些知道我过去的人 都等着看我笑话呢.
我尝试着对付他们, 没想到却惹来更多麻烦.
我试着逃离他们, 但追我的人总比我快一步.
我知道一个人不能 老这样过活,
但有时候最好的方法
还是坚持着等待 暴风雨过去.
我没有伤害你的意思.
我仅仅是为了 挣扎求存.
希望下次, 你会要求别人的帮助.
下次, 我会的.
哇, 浪子回头啦.
- 维维安. - 嗨.
- 你气色真好. - 谢谢.
你在监狱还好吧?
嗯, 说来话长.
那今晚一起晚餐时讲给我听吧. 见见我的新丈夫.
- 大北方, 8:30? - 我们乐意之极.
- 我想我不能去了. - 没事,去吧, 甜心.
8:30正, 我们会到的.
- 哈里? - 哦, 你好, 皮特.
在看啥呢?
啄木鸟.
我看是红冠黑.
是啊. 你看.
红冠黑啄木鸟.
太出色了.
哈里?
说吧, 皮特.
哈里, 乔西走了.
是啊, 我知道.
当我下晚班 回到家,
她留个条子在厨房的桌子上, 没有解释, 没有再见.
就一张纸条.
她把锯木厂卖了给本·荷恩.
嗯, 不完全是.
你不必解释了.
我爱她.
瞧. 我说出来了.
别见怪, 哈里.
我也爱她.
我站在那儿亲眼看着她走. 还有她的助手
拿着她的行李离开了.
她的助手?
是啊, 亚洲人. 以前从没见过他.
他长什么样?
一般高, 中等身材, 马尾辫子.
噢, 那是他表哥, 叫乔纳森.
她说那是她助手, 李先生.
李先生?
哈里, 我有不祥感.
- 我也有同感, 皮特. - 哈里.
你好, 皮特. 杰勒德不见了. 他把警卫打昏了.
皮特, 抱歉我们得走了.
他跑不远的.
嗨, 警长. 库珀探员.
露西?
- 露西? - 怎么了?
安迪?
幸灾乐祸吧, 皮特.
我们这些绝望罪犯 被安全的关在自己的笼子里了.
我有个口信给你.
锯木厂那些小伙子们 的问候?
但先来点音乐.
你好, 本杰明.
噢, 很抱歉我没有 亲自去探望你, 亲爱的.
因为我非常厌恶 去监狱.
- 那里太恶心了-- - 她还活着?
我们共度的那晚 迷失在爱意里.
那时什么时候的事了? 似乎那么的遥远.
就像做了一个梦.
噢, 对, 我记起来了, 就是劳拉·帕尔默死的那晚.
记忆最终是不可靠的, 那也许只是个梦.
也许从未发生过.
告诉你吧, 我再也不能确定了.
她想要什么? 我什么都给. 她想要什么?
你还好吧, 笨笨?
想交换我的证言, 亲爱的,
你要把锯木厂 和格斯伍的地产合同签回来给我.
我会考虑把你的宝贝酒店 租给你用.
我的代理人 在24小时内
会带上文件去见你.
如果你不合作...
那好, 我相信 你放出去以后
由联邦监狱系统 提供的众多工作机会里
其中一定有一个 是你能够胜任的.
本, 再见到你真好.
她设计陷害我.
那个凯萨琳.
她陷害我.
她可是个危险人物, 不是吗?
你陷害我! 你这婊子! 你这婊子!
我不会放过你的, 你这婊子.
想害我.
小鸡小鸭小鹅鹅 赶快散开
当我带着你乘马车外出
车顶装饰着漂亮的流苏
当我带着你乘马车外出
车顶装饰着漂亮的流苏
哈里, 驾驶课程在你们学校里 是强制学习的吗?
是的.
我想我们逮到一个退学生了. 哈里, 小心.
车顶装饰着漂亮的流苏
利兰.
库珀探员, 哈里, 对不起.
- 你们2个没事吧? - 利兰, 我们没事. 你呢?
噢, 当然, 我还好, 我还好.
正准备去俱乐部 试试一套新的铁杆,
而且要开始仔细 想想有关本的事了.
我想我糊涂了.
开车时别开小差 是个好主意.
你是对的, 理所当然. 我道歉.
我的确记起些事来, 就你之前问 有关劳拉死的那晚.
本和我在办公室工作到很晚 那时大约是10点左右.
他离开办公室 去打了一个电话.
我不知道他和谁在讲电话, 但他声音很高, 他当时很生气.
我听见他提到了 什么
一本日记.
- 一本日记? - 我想是的, 对.
- 一本日记. - 有可能是.
杜鲁门警长, 杜鲁门警长, 我是露西.
请回话, 警长? 豪克有紧急消息.
- 你打高尔夫吗, 库珀探员? - 打, 利兰, 我喜欢它对精确度的要求.
什么时候,我想邀请你 到俱乐部去打一局.
来看看我的新球杆?
好吧.
库珀.
他们在瀑布旁 发现杰勒德了.
赶快过去. 他们正等着我们呢.
我们去接他. 利兰, 我们改天再看球杆吧.
我明白, 库珀探员. 如果有什么能帮的上忙的
- 一定告诉我. - 会的.
可怜的安迪.
知道吗, 在我身上确实发生过 同样的事
当我第一次怀孕时.
我会外出购物,
然后砰一下, 就在卖农产品货架那儿 晕倒了.
紧接下来就是浑身的瘀伤 还有那些被压烂的水果,
那些陌生人都站一旁围着我 等着看我是不是死了.
你看, 人啊就想把快乐 建筑在别人的痛苦上, 我懂.
我想和你谈谈 关于我的精子.
精子? 你知道吗, 那是每个男人都关心的.
你知道吗, 我记得 小卡尔刚出生时
他们把他放在我怀里,
我低头看着 这个我生出来的小生物.
然后我自己想, 我想, "我的天啊, 正是世人所需要的,
又一支精子枪擦枪走火了. 对吧? 然后大喊一声,嘿,女人们小心了,我来了."
嗯, 我说真的.
我的做了2次测试. 第一次, 它们全死了.
噢, 伙计, 我每听一次 就笑一次.
- 第二次, 它们活蹦乱跳就像-- - 什么? 什么?
--就像三文鱼逆流回潮.
那个, 肯定了, 你满脑子回游产卵啊.
- 闭嘴. - 闭嘴, 关.
所以当你告诉我怀孕时 我没有想到会是我的
因为按推测 我的精子那时是全死的.
但它们好起来了. 通知我的消息搞错了. 我才是爸爸.
噢, 好家伙.
难道不是我吗?
噢, 啊. 哦, 来这儿.
你想见你那个 小气的露西姑姑吗.
噢, 你不乖吗, 你这个小臭屁鬼.
他已经在附近了.
鲍勃现在不在这儿.
警长. 警长?
难道你就没有什么 要和我们解释的吗?
哦, 好极了.
那请叫这人别再盯着狗饼干一样 盯着我了.
鲍勃已经非常接近了.
谁是鲍勃? 我不认识鲍勃.
我们认识鲍勃吗?
警长, 我没恶意的, 但无疑, 这个人也不过是枉费心机罢了.
现在, 你们的24小时已经结束了.
你要不起诉我的当事人 要不马上放他走!
本·荷恩, 我现在正式 起诉你谋杀劳拉·帕尔默.
啊. 英明决定, 杰.
豪克, 送杰勒德先生 回酒店l.
- 把所有窗户都钉牢了. - 别. 别.
- 房间派2个警卫守着. - 你这微不足道的伐木工.
- 你在这个镇上完蛋了. - 别搞事了.
你彻底完蛋了.
- 冷静下来. 你想干什么? - 出去一下, 好吗?
我没事.
哈里. 哈里, 我们准备骑马前 要先给马上好鞍.
我不明白.
我认为不是本·荷恩 杀的劳拉·帕尔默.
- 什么? - 你应该释放他.
库珀?
每一步我都一直跟着你走. 但我真受够了那些什么催眠巫术.
也受够了那些蛊惑人的什么梦, 什么幻象, 什么小侏儒, 还有什么巨人,
西藏和那些 骗人的灵魂出窍.
现在, 我们有铁证 对付本·荷恩.
我的任务就是关起他.
你是对的, 哈里. 这是你的地盘.
一个旁观者 有时也会把这点给忘了.
嗯, 三文鱼很新鲜,肉很结实 只是煮的有点过熟了.
- 我的也是. - 我觉得刚好.
失陪一会儿 可以吗?
我和你一起去吧.
女士们, 快去快回.
你什么都不会说的, 对吧?
如果维维安发现 我在里面呆过,她会--
她会把我扔下公寓的.
我喜欢你的新发色.
尔尼·奈尔斯.
尔尼·奈尔斯教授.
- 那你是什么时候? - 2周前.
让我告诉你吧, 尔尼,
没有你在的最后6个月里 那里简直糟透了.
再也没人去图书馆.
也没人轧制 车牌了.
那么, 你钓这富婆 来这儿干嘛?
不钓了.
少来了, 兄弟, 我们之间还有什么秘密.
维维安可是在钱堆儿里打滚的人.
我是在共和党筹款会上 认识维维安的.
我们结婚了.
你肯定跟她讲了 什么大话, 漫天大谎.
我最近试着不讲大话了 除了真相外.
是一种治疗.
维维安想我着手操作 她所有的投资.
那么你的呢? 介绍她认识你的高利贷主吗?
我戒了, 我戒了, 汉克. 我不再赌了.
我去参加聚会. 还去教堂.
那么, 维维安发现你 拿了教会的野餐基金跑路了
- 会怎么样呢? - 我从没在教堂偷过东西.
我有存款还有些贷款.
我生病了, 得了一种疾病. 后来还清了债务.
现在是新生活, 清白的-- 改头换面了.
- 那么她真的不知道咯? - 不知道.
那好, 尔尼, 这我倒感兴趣了.
因为家对我来说 是这世界上最重要的.
一个人一定要准备着 不惜一切代价去保护它.
你能不同意吗?
哦, 是, 是. 我完全同意.
我们回头再仔细聊, 尔尼.
我喜欢 在花园里聊天,
男人对男人, 囚犯对囚犯.
- 我们回来了. - 女士们.
我们来举杯庆祝一下
祝新婚夫妇 幸福快乐.
谢谢你, 小汉克. 太有风度了.
祝尔尼和维维安,
祝他们的未来和事业 更加成功.
太动听了.
太动人了.
戴安, 晚上11:05. 我在 北方大酒店的房间里.
今晚天上没有一颗星星.
本·荷恩在拘留所.
范围收窄了, 戴安.
我离答案很近了,
但最后几步总是 最黑暗最难的.
- 嗨. - 欧蕊?
- 我能进来来聊聊吗? - 好的.
- 你就是那里中枪了? - 是啊.
你逮捕他了吗?
是的.
是他干的吗?
那留给法庭去裁定吧.
你觉得呢?
我怎么 现在已经不重要了.
你逮捕他 是因为我所说的吗?
部分吧.
但有帮助?
有.
我曾想要的所有 不过是希望他爱我.
我肯定他是爱你的.
他为我感到羞耻.
不, 他不是的.
库珀探员,
我在单眼杰克赌场时, 我从没有, 从没有被任何人--
欧蕊, 你什么 都不必说了.
但我想让你知道.
我知道.
我要接电话了.
好吧.
我是库珀. 在哪儿?
多久之前的事?
- 我马上就到. - 出什么事啦?
我要你回自己房间 把门锁好.
- 为什么? - 别问了, 照我说的做.
那好吧.
是马蒂·弗格逊.
- Hey, Donna. - Hi.
- James, come on in. - Hi.
We just came to say goodbye to Maddy.
Oh, I'm sorry, you just missed her.
In fact, I dropped her off at the bus station not 20 minutes ago.
- She's gone? - Yes.
She thought that you were coming over Iast night.
Did she say anything?
WeII, I wouId have to say that she was a IittIe bit disappointed.
LeIand?
LeIand, honey?
Excuse me.
You know, if you'd Iike, you couId write her.
I'm sure she'd be gIad to hear from you.
Yeah. Look, I'm sorry we bothered you.
Hey, no bother, no bother.
- Say hi to your foIks for me, Donna. - Okay.
- Goodbye, Mr. PaImer.
Bye, James.
- Take it easy now. - AII right.
- LeIand? - Yes, dear.
Remember to sign us up for the GIenn MiIIer Night at the cIub.
Don't worry, dear, I won't forget.
- Bye, hon. - Bye, LeIand.
It smeIIs Iike a toiIet in here. There's nothing...
Jerry, what the heII took you so Iong?
Gee, dateIines, time zones, I don't even know where I am.
God, you Iook terribIe.
- Jerry. - Ben.
WeII, Ben, since your reguIar mouthpiece
has been charged with murder himseIf,
I'm gonna be handIing your case personaIIy. So Iet's get started.
Did you kiII her?
- Jerry, for God's sakes. - Sorry, you're right.
The Iast thing a good defense attorney needs to know is the truth.
Jerry, can you get me out of here?
WeII, they can onIy hoId you for 24 hours without charging you.
Or is it 48?
Oh, Jerry, Jerry, I am in troubIe here.
Under controI, big brother.
Okay, so where are we saying you were on the night Laura died?
- I was with Catherine. - That's not a good choice.
It happens to be the truth.
Oh, dear.
Is there any sign of her? Bone-- Bone fragments or teeth?
Charred corroborating note regarding your whereabouts?
I'm so depressed.
Bunk beds.
Do you remember our first room, Ben?
Me on the top bunk and you on the bottom bunk.
And Louise Dombrowski dancing on the hook rug with a fIashIight.
Lord, what's become of us?
You know, the first time I went in,
they thought it was my bIadder, so they checked it again.
It was an infection. I hadn't even been near a rusty naiI.
I mean, you remember that time my toe turned purpIe, right?
So instead, I took a bath in baking soda and then my toe came around,
but I got the worst cramps
Iike I swaIIowed a kinked hose or something.
Have you seen Andy?
Oh, you must be that native person I've heard so much about, EagIe Eye?
Hawk. Sister?
Oh, yeah, this is my sister Gwen. This is Hawk.
Oh, it's a pIeasure to meet you.
God, how you must hate us white peopIe after aII we've done to you.
Some of my best friends are white peopIe.
Anyway, oh, come on. My stomach...
Diane, 1 0:03 a.m., Great Northern HoteI.
Sheriff Truman and I have just been with the one-armed man,
or what's Ieft of him.
In another time, another cuIture,
he may have been a seer, a shaman priest.
In our worId, he's a shoe saIesman and Iives among the shadows.
LeIand PaImer.
Excuse me.
Does he know we arrested Ben Horne?
Doesn't Iook Iike it.
Harry, best if he'd hear it from you.
Hi, Harry, Agent Cooper. Just having a IittIe fun.
You're Iooking good, LeIand.
Just caII me Fred.
LeIand, I'm sorry.
We didn't want you to hear it from anyone eIse.
We've arrested Ben Horne for Laura's murder.
He hasn't been charged, but we're hoIding him.
- Ben? - That's right.
There must be some mistake, Harry.
Ben?
- I thought that Jacques RenauIt had-- - No.
Ben.
- You have a strong case against him? - Yes, we do.
Oh, God.
WiII you be aII right, LeIand?
Yeah.
- The Iaw wiII handIe this. - As it shouId be.
Thanks, Harry. Agent Cooper.
Harry, I'II catch up with you.
LeIand?
Yes.
If you can remember anything unusuaI about Mr. Horne's behavior
the night of Laura's death, wouId you pIease Iet me know?
I wiII, of course.
Thank you.
Everything okay?
I'm not sure.
This won't hurt a bit.
Sheriff, I protest this brutaI treatment of my cIient.
After aII this man has done for this town...
Now, hoId stiII.
I'II have the resuIts in a coupIe of hours.
- Thanks, doc. - GentIemen,
I demand that my cIient either be reIeased or charged.
Never in aII my years of practicing Iaw have I witnessed such a compIete
and utter disregard for an accused man's constitutionaI rights.
Jeremy Horne, Gonzaga University, 1 97 4.
Graduated Iast in his cIass of 1 42.
Passed the bar on his third attempt.
License to practice revoked in the states
of IIIinois, FIorida, AIaska, Massachusetts.
Hey, I'm not on triaI here.
Sit down.
Mr. Horne, do you know what this is?
- A book. - A book.
Take a cIoser Iook.
A diary.
We aII know about One-Eyed Jack's.
So did Laura.
''Someday, I'm gonna teII the worId aII about Ben Horne.
I'm gonna teII them who he reaIIy is.''
She never got the chance, did she?
Come on, Ben, we're aII aduIts here.
WiId, young girI Iike Laura PaImer, things spin out of controI.
She becomes a threat not just to you, but to your business, your famiIy.
You are way out of Iine.
WeII, maybe you don't have anything to hide.
That's not what it says in here.
- You cannot taIk to me Iike this! - Ben. Ben.
- You cannot, you understand? - Sit down.
Nice and easy. GentIemen, I'd Iike a moment aIone with my brother--
With my cIient.
If you don't mind?
You have your moment.
Ben, Ben.
Ben, if you're gonna bIurt out a confession Iike that,
it's gonna make our options shrink down to a tiny IittIe nub.
AII right, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Your aIibi has been roasted.
They can estabIish motive.
And your bIood may have Laura's fingerprints on it.
Ben, as your attorney,
your friend, and your brother,
I strongIy suggest that you get yourseIf a better Iawyer.
Okay, one last chance, Leo. Don't disappoint me.
The mill?
Okay, one last chance, Leo. Don't disappoint me.
The mill?
Keep it simple.
lnsurance investigators should read ''arson. ''
Block letters about 6 feet high.
The deal as we discussed?
Ben Horne, his voice,
and Johnson's voice, Ben and Leo.
SpeciaI deIivery for Mr. Horne.
Bobby. Oh, God. Bobby!
He did it again.
It's your turn to cIean him this time.
What's that?
That is our ship.
What's that mean?
Since our cash cow in the other room has turned into a sinkhoIe,
I've decided to pursue a career in business.
ReaIIy? Like a saIesman?
Oh, no, I'm thinking more executive suite.
- ReaIIy? - Yeah.
Bobby, that sounds great.
I'm gonna give you anything you want.
I want a fuII-time nanny.
- Maybe a French maid. - Bobby.
- HeIIo, Norma. - Mother.
I trust those are reaI potatoes and not fIakes?
ReaI potatoes.
Excuse me.
What a nice surprise to see you here.
Hey, those are good.
I see they taught him a skiII in the stockade.
- Where is your charming husband? - Hank? He's not here right now.
I see.
Mother, I got your message. But if you don't mind my asking,
what are you doing here?
I want to introduce you to my new husband.
Husband?
Ernie, this is Norma.
Hi, how are you?
We're honeymooning.
I wonder if I couId bother you for a cup of coffee?
- Nice girI. - She's darIing.
Ernie's a financiaI anaIyst.
I just Iove what you've done with your diner, darIing.
The fIowers add such a measure of cheer.
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
Nice to see those good Iooks haven't isoIated themseIves to one generation.
- Yeah, I know, go with goId figures. - Excuse me.
You stiII Iook very smart in that uniform.
Your figure's IoveIy. It hasn't changed.
Now, I don't mean to be rude, but how Iong wiII you be staying?
A coupIe of days. Ernie wanted to see something of the country.
Why?
I just wish I had known, that's aII.
Oh, I didn't mean for you to go into any fuss.
You know me, dear, I'm easy.
What's wrong?
Nothing, it's just that there's a food critic coming
and I'm short on heIp, that's aII.
Food critic.
So that's why you tried so hard to make the pIace Iook nice.
Norma, hoping to spend much more time with you.
If it's aII right, we'd better check in.
I've got a Tokyo fax waiting for me at the desk.
We'II be at the Great Northern.
I'm sorry we missed Henry. I'II caII you Iater, okay?
Okay. Nice to meet you.
He's cIose.
Nurse.
CouId I have a gIass of water, pIease?
Yes, sir.
I'm sorry.
Hi, Norma.
I guess I'm a IittIe Iate.
Forty-eight hours is not Iate, Hank, it's missing.
I'm sorry, it was some-- Some business I had to take care of.
Business? No, this is business.
Business is a pIace where you come to whether you feeI Iike it or not.
- Norma, I-- - Don't sweet-taIk me,
I'm this far from teIIing you to take a hike.
Norma, pIease don't make that kind of judgment untiI you hear me out.
Because of the bad choices I've made,
there are peopIe out there,
peopIe from my past who wanna see me faiI.
I've tried fighting them, but I just get in more troubIe.
I've tried running from them, but there's aIways somebody faster.
I know it's no way for a man to Iive his Iife,
but sometimes it's just best
to hoId up and wait for the storm to pass.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
I'm just trying to keep my head above water.
Maybe next time, you'II ask for a IittIe heIp.
Next time, I wiII.
WeII, the prodigaI son returns.
- Vivian. - Hi.
- You Iook great. - Thanks.
Prison treat you weII?
WeII, that's a Iong story.
I'd Iike to hear it over dinner tonight. I have a new husband.
- Great Northern, 8:30? - We'd Iove to.
- I don't think if I'II be abIe to get there. - We'II be fine, honey.
Eight-thirty sharp, we'II be there.
- Harry? - Oh, heIIo, Pete.
What you got?
Woodpecker.
PiIeated, I think.
Yeah. Here.
PiIeated woodpecker.
Outstanding.
Harry?
Yeah, Pete.
Harry, Josie's gone.
Yeah, I know.
When I came home from the Iate shift,
she Ieft a note on the kitchen tabIe, no expIanations, no goodbyes.
A note.
She soId the miII to Ben Horne.
WeII, not exactIy.
You don't have to expIain.
I Ioved her.
There. I said it.
No offense, Harry.
I Ioved her too.
I stood there and watched her go. Watched her assistant
carry her bags away.
Her assistant?
Yeah, Asian feIIow. Never saw him before.
What did he Iook Iike?
Average height, medium buiId, ponytaiI.
Oh, that was her cousin, Jonathan.
She said it was her assistant, Mr. Lee.
Mr. Lee?
Harry, I have a bad feeIing.
- I'm right there with you, Pete. - Harry.
HeIIo, Pete. Gerard's missing. He knocked the deputy out.
Pete, you'II have to excuse us.
He don't get far.
Hi, sheriff. Agent Cooper.
Lucy?
- Lucy? - What?
Andy?
Step right in, Pete.
We desperate criminaIs are Iocked safeIy in our cages.
I have a message for you.
Greetings from the boys down at the miII?
But first, a IittIe music.
Hello, Benjamin.
Oh, l'm sorry l haven't dropped by for a visit, dear.
But l have a strong aversion to prisons.
- How awful-- - She's aIive?
The night we spent together lost in love.
When was that? lt seems so long ago.
Almost like a dream.
Oh, yes, l remember, it was the night Laura Palmer died.
Memory is so unreliable finally, maybe it was a dream.
Maybe it never happened.
To tell you the truth, l can't be sure anymore.
What does she want? I'II pay anything. What does she want?
You okay there, Benji?
ln exchange for my testimony, dear,
you will sign the mill and Ghostwood Estates back over to me.
l will consider letting you keep your precious hotel.
A representative of mine will come to you
with the documents within 2 4 hours.
lf you won't cooperate...
Well, l'm confident that you'll go on from here
to excel in one or another of the many fine career opportunities
offered by the federal prison system.
Ben, so nice to see you again.
She set me up.
That Catherine.
She set me up.
She's a cautioned, isn't she?
You set me up! You bitch! You bitch!
I'II get you, you bitch.
Set me up.
Chicks and ducks and geese Better scurry
When l take you out in the surrey
With the fringe on top
When l take you out in the surrey
With the fringe on top
Harry, are driver education programs mandatory in your schooI system?
Yep.
I think we got a dropout. Harry, Iook out.
With the fringe on top
LeIand.
Agent Cooper, Harry, I'm sorry.
- Are you two aII right? - LeIand, we're fine. How about you?
Oh, sure, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I was just on my way to the cIub to try out a new set of irons,
and I must have started thinking about Ben.
I guess my mind just wandered.
It's a good idea to Ieave your troubIes at home when operating a vehicIe.
You're right, of course. My apoIogies.
I did remember something, as you asked, about the night Laura died.
I was working Iate at the office with Ben, it was about 1 0:00.
He Ieft the room to make a phone caII.
I don't know who he was taIking to, but his voice was raised, he was angry.
I heard him mention something about
a dairy.
- A dairy? - That's what I think, yes.
- A diary. - That couId be it.
Sheriff Truman, Sheriff Truman, this is Lucy.
Are you there, sheriff? l have an urgent message from Hawk.
- Do you pIay goIf, Agent Cooper? - Yes, LeIand, I enjoy its precision.
I'd Iike to invite you for a round at the cIub someday.
May I show you my new cIubs?
Sure.
Cooper.
They found Gerard. Near the waterfaII.
Better go. They're waiting for us.
Let's go get him. LeIand, we'II see those cIubs another time.
I understand, Agent Cooper. You Iet me know
- if there's anything I can do to heIp. - WiII do.
Poor Andy.
You know, the exact same thing happened to me
when I first got pregnant.
I wouId be out shopping,
and then boom, pass right out in the produce section.
Then come to covered in bruises and crushed fruit,
and strangers standing over me waiting to see if I was dead.
You see, peopIe want terribIe things to happen to you, I know.
I wanna taIk to you about my sperms.
Sperms? You know, that is aII men think about.
You know, I remember when IittIe CarI was first born
and they Iaid him out on my breast,
I Iooked down and saw what kind of a tiny IittIe creature I was deaIing with.
And I thought to myseIf, I thought, ''My God, just what the worId needs,
another sperm gun running around Ioose. Right? Women beware.''
WeII, I did.
I had mine counted twice. The first time, they were aII dead.
Oh, man, if I had a nickeI every time I heard that one.
- Second time, they were jumping Iike-- - What? What?
--Iike saImon swimming upstream.
So, of course, aII you couId think of was spawning.
- Shut up. - Shut up, Gwen.
So when you toId me that you were pregnant, I didn't think it couId be me
because mine were aII dead supposedIy at the time.
But they got better. I was misinformed. I'm the father.
Oh, brother.
Aren't I?
Oh, yeah. Oh, come here.
You want to see your mean Aunt Lucy.
Oh, aren't you neat, you IittIe snooky-bookems.
He's been cIose.
Bob is not here now.
Sheriff. Sheriff?
Isn't there something that you'd Iike to share with us?
Oh, great.
And wouId you teII this guy to stop staring at me Iike I'm a dog biscuit.
Bob has been very cIose.
Who's Bob? I don't know a Bob.
Do we know a Bob?
Sheriff, no offense, but cIearIy, this man's stairs do not reach the attic.
Now, your 24 hours are up.
You either charge my cIient or Iet him go!
Ben Horne, I'm charging you with the murder of Laura PaImer.
Yeah. Good move, Jer.
Hawk, take Mr. Gerard back to the hoteI.
- NaiI aII the windows shut. - No. No.
- I want two men on the door. - You two-bit Iumberjack.
- You are finished in this town. - Don't make it worse.
You're finished.
- CaIm down. What are you doing? - Step outside, pIease?
I'm aII right.
Harry. Harry, I think we're saddIing the horse before we're ready to ride.
I don't foIIow.
I don't think Ben Horne kiIIed Laura PaImer.
- What? - You shouId reIease him.
Cooper?
I've backed you every step of the way. I've had enough of the mumbo jumbo.
I've had enough of the dreams, the visions, the dwarfs, the giants,
Tibet and the rest of the hocus-pocus.
Now, we've got hard evidence against Ben Horne.
It's my job to Iock him up.
You're right, Harry. This is your back yard.
Sometimes an outsider can forget that.
WeII, the saImon was fresh and firm and just a IittIe bit overdone.
- Mine too. - Just right.
WouId you excuse me for a minute, pIease?
I'II join you.
Ladies, hurry back.
You're not gonna say anything, are you?
If Vivian ever found out I'd been inside she'd--
She'd drop me fIat.
I Iike your new hair coIor.
Ernie NiIes.
Ernie ''The Professor'' NiIes.
- So when did you? - A coupIe of weeks ago.
Let me teII you, Ernie,
without you in there to paI around with the Iast six months were sheer heII.
Nobody to go to the Iibrary with.
Nobody to stamp out Iicense pIates with.
So, what's your angIe here with Miss Moneybags?
No angIe.
Come on, buddy, we don't have any secrets.
Vivian's roIIing in dough.
I met Vivian at a RepubIican fundraiser.
We're married.
You must have toId her some taII taIe, a whopper.
I'm trying very hard to teII nothing but the truth these days.
It's therapeutic.
And Vivian wants me to handIe aII her investments.
What about yours? Introduce her to your Ioan shark?
I'm out of it, I'm out of it, Hank. I don't gambIe anymore.
I go to meetings. I go to church too.
So, what happens when Vivian finds out that you ran off
- with the congregation's picnic fund? - I never stoIe from a church.
It was a savings and Ioan.
I was sick, it was an iIIness. I paid my debt.
It's a new Iife, a cIean-- CIean sIate.
- So she reaIIy doesn't know? - No.
WeII, Ernie, this is interesting to me.
Because famiIy is the most important thing in the worId to me.
One must be prepared to pay any price to protect it.
Don't you agree?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I compIeteIy agree.
We'II taIk more Iater, Ernie.
I've aIways enjoyed our taIks in the yard,
man-to-man, prisoner-to-prisoner.
- We're back. - Ladies.
I wouId Iike to propose a toast
to the newIyweds and their happiness.
Thank you, Henry. It's very generous.
To Ernie and Vivian,
to much success in their future and aII their future deaIings.
How sweet.
That's sweet.
Diane, it's 1 1 :05 p.m. I'm in my room at the Great Northern HoteI.
There's not a star in the sky tonight.
Ben Horne is in custody.
The traiI narrows, Diane.
I'm very cIose,
but the Iast few steps are aIways the darkest and most difficuIt.
- Hi. - Audrey?
- Can I come in and taIk? - AII right.
- Is that where you got shot? - Yeah.
Did you arrest him?
Yeah.
Did he do it?
That's for a court to decide.
What do you think?
What I think doesn't reaIIy matter right now.
Did you arrest him because of what I said?
OnIy in part.
But it heIped?
Yeah.
AII I ever reaIIy wanted was for him to Iove me.
I'm sure that he does.
He's ashamed of me.
No, he's not.
Agent Cooper,
when I was at One-Eyed Jack's, I never, never Iet anyone--
Audrey, you don't have to say anything.
I want you to know.
I know.
I have to get that.
Okay.
Cooper here. Where?
How Iong ago?
- I'm on my way. - What's wrong?
I want you to go to your room and Iock the door.
- Why? - No questions, do what I say.
AII right.
It's Maddy Ferguson.