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First, we're going to add some organic fresh eggs instead of flour,
首先 咱们需要点新鲜有机鸡蛋来替代面粉
because flour is for poor people.
因为面粉是穷人用的
Hmm.
哦...
Then we're going to just gently mix together our ingredients
接着 我们需要轻柔地把我们的食材混合到一起
and then just...
然后 直接
Pfff.
呸
吐口水到碗里
..spit into the bowl.
Oh, you spit in it.
啊 你往里头吐涎哎
-And you really just want to, like... - Oh, OK.
-然后你只需要像我这样... -行吧 也行
Thanks, Nigel.
谢了 奈吉尔
MUSIC: Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney
Happy Pancake Day! Hey.
嘿 馅饼日快乐！
What?
啥
-Happy Pancake Day. -What?
-馅...馅饼日快乐 -你说啥
-Pancake Day. -OK.
-馅饼日 -呃 好吧
Happy Pancake Day! It's 4am, shut the fuck up!
-馅饼日快乐 -闭嘴 现在是凌晨四点
Yeah, you too.
你也同乐喔
Happy Pancake Day.
馅饼日快乐
MUSIC: L'amour Est Un Oiseau Rebelle by Georges Bizet
GHOSTLY VOICES: Learn to cook. Learn to cook.
-学会做饭 -学会做饭
Learn to cook.
学会做饭
Well, if that's what you think, why do I bother?
那 你要是这么想的话 我还跟你废话干嘛
It's typical.
太典了
No, I want to speak to your manager.
不行 我要找你们经理
Don't raise your voice at me.
你敢提高声量跟我讲话
You've lost a customer.
你已经失去了我这个顾客了
Son, wake up.
儿啊 醒一醒
Son.
儿
-Son, wake up. -You all right, Dad?
-儿啊 起床 -爸你还好吗
Yeah, yeah, I'm good, thanks.
还好还好 我没事 谢谢你关心
I just wanted to ask your advice.
我就是想问问你的意见
Yeah, no worries. What with?
行 当然可以 什么事
Well, you remember the other day when we were at the sperm clinic?
嗯 你还记得我们在精子诊所那天吗
Yeah, when you jizzed into the cup?
记得啊 你说你射在杯子里那天吗
Yeah, that's right, son.
对 你说的没错
When I was fiddling away down there,
我在那儿专心手活儿的时候
I kind of happened to notice something odd with my...
偶然间注意到了一件怪事
我的...蛋蛋好像出了点问题
..balls.
One of them is, like, bigger than the other.
其中一个比另一个大
-Oh, my God! What, like Penn and Teller? -Penn and Teller, exactly.
But...but it's growing.
但是吧 它在长大
-Oh, my God. -What if I've only got a matter of months left?
-我天呐 -万一我只能活几个月了怎么办
Or weeks?
或者几个月
-Days? -Oh, God, what do we do?
-几天都有可能 -天啊 咱们该怎么办
Thing is, all we're going to do is just appreciate every moment.
重要的是 我们要好好珍惜共度的每个瞬间
OK?
明白吗
-Promise me, yeah? -Agreed. -Agreed?
-跟我约定好吗 -好 -好吗
Just don't...
别走...
I don't know what we're going to do, really...
我不知道咱们接下来该怎么办 真的
MUSIC: Wonderful Life by Black
# Here I go out to sea again
瞧 我又一次出海
# Sunshine fills my head... #
阳光填满我的脑袋
Dave...
戴夫...
Dave, the baby's ready.
戴夫 宝宝好了
Dave?
戴夫
# Gulls in the sky
海鸥在空中盘旋
# And in my blue eyes...
亦映在我湛蓝的双眼
-Dave? -Chi! Oh my god.
-戴夫？-奇！哎哟妈呀
How did you get here?
你怎么跑这儿来了
I walked. Are these presents for Pancake Day?
我走过来的 这些是馅饼节的礼物吗
-What? No, I'm working. -It's Pancake Day, you can't just work.
-啥 不是 我这上班呢 -今天可是馅饼日 你不能单纯上班啊
Well, the thing is, I kind of have to.
问题是 这个班我估计是非上不可了
No, it's a family time, you know?
不行 今天该是家庭团圆的日子 你知道吗
I'd like to be with Mum and Dad, but...
我想和妈妈爸爸待一块儿 可惜...
Don't worry, we can do presents after I've cooked.
别担心 礼物这事可以等我做完饭再研究
Yeah, but...
呃 可...
-So, why now, then? -It's Pancake Day. -Already?
-所以 为什么现在来 -今天是馅饼日 -已经到馅饼日了吗
God, that's come round quick.
天啊 这次来得可真快
Yeah, I just thought, you know, we'd celebrate it all together.
是啊 所以我想着咱们所有人可以聚在一起庆祝
-Oh. That sounds nice, doesn't it, Dad? -Yeah.
-啊 听着不赖 你觉得呢 爸爸 -是啊
Oh, no, no, what are you doing here?
不要啊 你来这儿干嘛
Oh, you're up. God, you love a lie-in, don't you?
啊 你起来了 你可是个小懒猫
It's my one day a week I get off. This is you, isn't it? What?
-我一周就休这一天 都是你惹的祸是不 -啊？
You and your lanky fingers beckoning her over here.
你用你的手指把她引到这儿来
"Come over, Chi, let's ruin Karen's day."
快来呀小奇 一起来毁掉凯伦的一天吧
-I just thought you'd want us all to be together today, that's all. -No!
-我以为你会希望我们在这一天聚在一起呢 -才不会
What, you want to be by yourself on Pancake Day?
难道说你想在馅饼节一个人待着吗
Me and Lucas have taken the whole day off work.
我和卢卡斯可是空出了一整天休息没工作呢
No-one takes a whole day off for Pancake Day.
没有人会为馅饼日休一整天好吗
Well, Clare from your work did last year, don't you remember?
你单位的克莱尔去年不就这么干了嘛 你不记得吗
Yeah, I do remember, because Clare got hit by a car, not because it was Pancake Day.
我当然记得 因为她当时被辆车撞了 不是因为什么馅饼节
Yeah, if anyone knows you need to bottle and cherish these moments,
我只想说人活着就要珍藏还有珍惜这些瞬间
-then it's Flat Clare. -Yeah, bless her.
-这就是克莱尔的精神 -祝她平安
Who's that? Who is that?
谁来了 外面是谁
-It's just Gary, don't worry about it. -Is it Paedophile Gary?
-盖瑞而已 别担心 -是那个恋童癖盖瑞吗
-Oh, what, Paedophile Gary? -Amazing! -What?
-什么 恋童癖盖瑞吗 -太好啦 -你说什么？
好嘛 这下更热闹了
Oh. Just gets better, doesn't it?
Oh. Hey! Hello, everyone! Welcome!
Everything OK? Chi asked me to come here soon as I could.
What's...? Yeah, I just thought you could join us for Pancake Day, Gary.
Oh! Happy Pancake Day. Happy Pancake Day.
Many happy returns. Happy Pancake Day. Nah.
Just keep your hands where I can see them as well. OK.
OK, right, I don't remember everything,
but I'm pretty sure we need one of these...
..and then just, like, a fuck ton of eggs.
I think you'll need some milk and flour, too.
Yeah, no need to mansplain, Gary, I think I know what I'm doing.
Right, OK, so who's doing what?
Well, I'll do the eggs.
OK, right, me, too. Dave, eggs?
Oh, no, no, I'm flipping. What about your back?
I think he meant flipping the pancakes. OK, Gary, what did I say?
Right. I don't know, but I'm not sure why I'm holding these.
No, no, I don't need to hold the eggs.
You're just holding them...
So if you crack the egg... Yeah.
..then pass it to me and I'll put in the thing. Perfect.
MUSIC: It's the Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Andy Williams
Egg for you.
God, cooking's so easy! Oh, you don't want the shell? OK.
You've got to have flour if it's a pancake. No! Gary!
Why would you do that? I think I'm going back to sleep again.
This is ridiculous. You need to whisk it near your breasts.
# ..marshmallows for toasting and carolling out in the snow
# There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
# It's the most wonderful time of the year
# It's the most wonderful time... #
Shut up!
# Of the year. #
Here we go.
Yeah, that's really nice. That's really tasty. Love that.
Yeah, lovely! I mean, it's an omelette, but...
一、二、三、四、五、六......
One, two, three, four, five, six?
Six chilli chocolate chasers, who the fuck is eating those?
六个辣椒味巧克力 疯了吧谁会吃这个
-嘿 凯伦 你想下楼加入我们吗 -不行 我现在没空
-Hey, do you want to join us downstairs yet, Karen? -No, no, I can't right now,
I'm actually in the middle of something very important right here, so could you just...?
It's Pancake Day. It's the day we... Pancake Day?
..when we celebrate the pancake monks.
# One has an egg, the other has some flour
# And they go to a terrible war. # I've got you this.
Oh, what? Look, Pancake Day presents. Yeah.
Oh, look at...this is what an awesome dinner lady looks like.
Yeah. Look, there are two thumbs pointing at me.
Yeah. Happy Pancake Day, Dad.
That's really lovely. It IS nice.
You joining us, then, Karen?
No, I'm not joining you, I'm reading.
You know, I actually picked up on some direct parallels between myself and the Prince Harry.
You know, we're both sort of outcast in our own family establishments.
Yeah, interesting. See, I found it to be Chi who shared parallels with the Duke of Sussex. Oh, yeah?
You know, what with Mum dying in a horrendous car crash.
Can you stop dissecting my book as I read it, please?
But I was wondering, can Chi be the spare if she's an only child? Oh!
Oh, my God, shut up. Just shut up, OK?
If anyone's the spare here, it's me.
No, I'm the spare!
Oh.
哈！
It's for you.
给你的
-You all right, Dad? -Oh, God bless us, every one.
-开心吗爸爸 -上帝保佑所有人
Oh, oh, oh! That's for you. It's huge!
-这个是你的 -好大一个
You can have that one.
这个归你
Oh, Chi!
轻点 奇！
-And then, Gary, I think that's for you. -Oh, thank you very much, yeah.
-然后盖瑞 没记错的话这个是你的 -太感谢了
Is that my wallpaper?
你用我墙纸包的礼物吗
I did think it was thick.
我确实觉着厚了点
Yeah. I'm sor... I didn't bring anything, I'm afraid,
抱歉 我 我好像什么也没带
I didn't think to. Oh, well, you know,
我不知道要准备
it's not like I was expecting anything anyway, so...
我本来也没指望会收到什么
I just didn't realise it was a thing.
我没意识到这事很重要
Yeah, well, it is, so...
但它确实很重要
It's embarrassing.
这就尴尬了
All I've got is this old watch that my father left for me before he died.
我手上就只有这块老手表 我爸走的时候留给我的
It's actually got my mum's initials engraved in it. See?
上面还刻了我妈妈姓名的首字母 你看
Let's have a look.
那咱就看看呗
See, look. Can you see 'em?
能看见吗
That's, erm... Mm, yeah, OK.
Yeah, no, I've always wanted an old gold watch with initials engraved into 'em.
唔 我梦了一辈子就想要只带首字母刻字的旧金表呢
So, yeah. That will do. Thanks, Gary, you shouldn't have.
这个勉强能行 谢了盖瑞 你该准备准备的
Could have wrapped it, Gaz. Mm.
再怎么样也得先包一道啊 盖儿
This is brilliant!
这也太赞了！
Oh-ho-ho! Oh, wow!
-吼吼吼 -哇噻
Who's that? Sue's hen-do. Who's Sue? My turn!
上面印的谁啊 苏是谁啊
Was Sue making it? I'm loving it!
该我了 我超爱的——
Oh, Chi,
妈呀 奇
Gucci belt, that's so generous!
Gucci皮带 这也太贵重了
Oh, OK, yeah, that is generous, yeah.
啊 也行 确实挺贵重
Where did you get these, Chi?
你是从哪儿弄来的这些东西 奇
From the shop.
商店啊
Did you get these out of my van?
你不会是从我车上拿的吧
Right, I'm eating, because I haven't had hardly anything all day
行吧 我要开吃了 我这一整天都没怎么吃东西呢
and I'm just wasting away.
You can leave some for the rest of us, Karen. Ha!
别忘了给我们留点儿
This is really nice, innit?
Yeah, it is quite nice. Family time.
I mean, well, who knows when we'll be able to do this again?
It really is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it really is.
I have to say, today's made me realise just...
how important family is.
What's that paedophile banging on about?
In fact, I think I'm going to go and sort things out with my wife.
There you go. I'm going to ask her to take me back!
Right, so if you'll excuse me... Try your best. Good luck, Gary.
Good luck. Thank you. Yeah, go for it. Go and get her back. I will.
Thank you. Well, anyway, these are really nice!
Yeah, they're OK, actually, yeah.
Thanks, Chi! Thanks, Chi. It's all right.
What do you mean, "Thanks, Chi"?
Well, Chi did most of the cooking. Head chef, sous-chef.
Well, I mean, it was all of us, really, don't you know.
And if you're going to thank anyone, thank Nigel-Ella.
You let that imbecile cook, did you?
My throat's...my throat's closing up now. Oh! Argh!
Argh!
She sounds like a duck quacking. Argh!
Quack, quack. Argh! Just breathe. You have to do CParrrrrrrrrrrr.
Come here.
What's that song that you're supposed to do? Come On Eileen?
That's it, Come On Eileen.
No, it's, it's, erm... Call The Shots, Cheryl Cole.
Stayin' Alive! Oh, no, it's not, no, it's her other one.
It's The Flood. It's Singing In The Rain.
Call an ambulance!
I can't believe this is happening!
This does not happen to people like me! It's awful!
She looks disgusting. Oh, God, not you as well as Dad!
What do you mean, "As well as Dad"?
He's fine, I'm the one on a stretcher!
She doesn't actually need a stretcher, but she insisted.
Yeah, I'll have you know that actually,
my throat is almost entirely sealed shut at this point,
so you can just give it a rest, babe, yeah?
It's great that you can still talk, at least.
Yeah, not affected your voice box, thank God!
I'm going to die! I'm going to die.
This is exactly what you wanted, isn't it?
Kill me off and keep the house. Pancake cunt!
Right, let's go to the hospital. Let's run.
SIREN BLARES
That's amazing, Helen! I promise you won't regret this, mi amor!
I'll be ten minutes, max. HELEN: Yes, well, hurry up.
Hold on, my love! Gary, what? Gary, this is your last chance.
God, where is everyone?
Ooh, breast screening.
哇 胸部扫描诶
Yeah, what time's that on?
它什么时候开放
I don't know, it doesn't say.
不知道诶 上面没说
Oh, you've got to be over 50.
噢 得五十岁以上才能做
Oh, my, that's annoying.
真扫兴
At least it's something to look forward to.
至少让我有点活下去的盼头了
Yeah.
说的也是
Do you think...she's going to die?
你觉得...她会死吗
-Who? -Karen. -Probably.
-谁 -凯伦 -可能吧
-What? -It'll be fine, you get used to it after a few grieves.
-啥？！-不会有事的 你多经历几次就会习惯的
BRB.
马上回
You all right, Dad?
爸 你还好吗
BRB.
马上回
What?
啥...
-Argh! Argh. -Sorry.
-啊 痛 -对不起
Sorry, I just...
抱歉 我就是有点...
-Are you finished? -Yeah.
-你搞完了吗 -对啊
Yeah, it's just because I'm feeling quite delicate right now, so...
好 好 不知道你能不能看出来 我现在这个状态很脆弱
Right, I appreciate that.
看出来了
You know, I am...I am a pharmacist, by the way,
之前没跟你说 我其实 是个药剂师
so we're the same, aren't we?
所以 咱们本质上是一个性质的
We're just, like, all in the trenches together,
咱就像是在同一个战壕奋战的士兵一样
so, you know, just...
所以 你懂的
..preferential treatment, please.
优先治疗我好吗 拜托了
Right. Well, we treat people depending on what they need.
嗯...我们的治疗取决于病人的需要
Well, I can tell you what I need right now, I need morphine and a biopsy.
我可以告诉你我现在需要什么呀 我需要吗啡和穿刺活检
Well, I don't think that's an appropriate use...
And is this really the best bed you've got? Do you not do doubles?
还有 这真的是你们最好的床吗 你们这儿难道没双人床吗
I can't... Shocking.
-Can you pass me that magazine, Lucas, please? -Yeah, of course, Karen.
-卢卡斯 你能帮我把那本杂志递过来吗 -当然可以 凯伦
There we go. Anything else?
给你 还需要什么别的吗
-Not that one, the other one. -Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
-不是这本 另一本 -啊啊对不起
Here we go, then, my sweet.
给 我亲爱的
Just turn the telly on, please, OK?
麻烦把电视开开 行吗
Wives of Cheshire or Beverly Hills?
柴郡夫人还是比弗利娇妻？
Oh, Beverly Hills, I'm not destitute.
比弗利娇妻 我还没穷到那种程度
Sorry, do you have the remote for the telly?
不好意思 请问你是不是拿走了电视遥控器
No, she won't have.
人家不会拿的
She's got it right here. Why would you lie to me?
她把遥控放这儿了 你为什么要骗我
Help!
救命！
Hi guys.
哈啰各位
I'm just wondering, I'm not in the system.
我想问一下 我没在系统里登记
but is there someone who could give me a quick once-over?
有谁能迅速地给我看一下吗
No? OK. Thanks.
不行吗 没事 还是谢谢
MUSIC: Let The Sky Fall by Ten Years After
-喂！-对不起对不起
-Ooh! -Sorry, sorry.
Hey.
嘿
So, erm, what's your medical pronouns?
那什么 你医学上的人称代词是什么
Erm, "Doctor" is fine.
呃 叫我医生就好
Yeah, OK.
行行
Well, look, this is really hard for me to talk about,
听着 这事对我来说真的很难以启齿
but I promise you, I'm not a sex offender.
但我可以向你保证 我不是什么变态
-OK... -Even if I was, obviously, you'd be my first choice
-行... -就算我真是 你绝对会是我的最优选
because, all right, you're really handsome and everything, so...
因为你长得真的很俊 各方面都很优秀
Well, that's a new one.
哇 我还从没收到过这种评价
Erm, what's the matter?
呃 你具体是想干什么呢
Well, it's probably just a bit quicker if I just drop my trousers like this...
要是我直接像这样脱裤子给你看可能更好明白
No, God, no, don't do that, don't do that.
我的天呐 别这么搞别这么搞 千万别
It's all right, it's fine.
无事发生 无事发生
You know, chill. Just, you can't... You can't do that here on the ward.
Can't do it here? No. It's a hospital. Yes, but not here.
So, like, go to your lab or something?
I've got a place we can go, all right? Oh, OK.
You're not a sex offender, are you? Definitely not.
"Blood donor".
"献血献爱心"
Hey, do you want to get in on this?
嘿 你也想像我一样登上宣传海报吗
-What are you doing? -Just saving lives.
-你在干嘛 -拯救生命啊
-Oh, OK. Like who? -Like everyone.
-啊 挺好 谁的生命呢 -任何人都有可能
-Parents? -Yeah.
-包括
-Cats? -Mainly parents.
-猫呢 -主要还是家长
Except yours. Sorry.
你母父不算 抱歉
-OK, where do I go? -Ask her.
-行吧 我要找谁去献血呢 -问她不就好了
Are you all right?
你还好吗
Can I give you all my blood?
我能把我全部的血送你吗
Do you want to come with me? I'm just about to head in.
要不你跟着我走好了 我正要往那边去呢
-Yeah. -All right? -All right.
-行啊 -好吗 -好
Right.
行
Do you want to pop yourself down there and make yourself comfortable?
Yeah.
Other way.
翻个面
以前献过血吗
You done this before?
I've donated before, yeah, but just not blood, leggings.
我之前捐过的 只不过捐的不是血是紧身裤
Right.
行
You're just going to feel a sharp scratch... OK, yeah.
..but that's it.
So what do you think you're going to do with my blood, then?
所以你有想好之后用我的血做什么吗
Going to take it home, or...?
你要把它带回家吗还是
-No. -No? -No. It's not for me personally.
-不会的 -不会吗 -不会 取血不是我私人用
Oh, really?
真的吗
Like, famous people?
那就是给名人啰
-No. -No? What about mums and dads?
-不是 -不是吗 那妈妈爸爸呢
Are you always this pale, love?
你的脸色向来都是这么惨白吗 宝
Yeah. Sorry, I'm just a bit, erm, Caucasian.
是的 不好意思 我就是单纯比较白种人
Right, I'm just going to go speak to a colleague...
我这就去找同事商量一下
-OK. -..and you wait here, all right? -Yeah.
-好 -你在这儿等着我别动 可以吗 -好
# Goodbye, blood... Goodbye, blood#
血液拜拜 血液拜拜
I just feel, like, you've been there for me, you know?
我就是感觉 你一直都在我身边支持我
Like, you've been there for me like, well, like Tina was for Turner,
就像蒂娜的名永远会出现在她的姓特纳前头一样
and for that, Karen, I can't thank you enough.
为此 我对你真的感激不尽 凯伦
And maybe if you... WHEN you get through this,
如果你能...等你好起来了
maybe we can have, like, a little bit of, like, special, like, Karen and Lucas time.
说不定我们能共度一点 特别的凯伦与卢卡斯时间
Because in a way, what with my mum not really being about,
毕竟某种意义上 我妈妈缺席我的生活
-you've always been a bit of a... -Excuse me.
-而你一直... -不好意思打扰了
Oh, thank fuck for that.
谢天谢地了
Have you worked out what's wrong with me yet?
你搞清楚我是什么情况了吗
I'm afraid we're going to need this bed back,
我们恐怕要把这张床收走了
a more at risk patient has taken priority.
有位情况更危急的病人需要优先就诊
What? Not possible. Can you get out of the bed, please? What, me? Yeah.
-什么？！-不可能的 -请你把床位腾出来好吗 -你说我吗
Should I be moving? Is this safe?
我能到处走动吗 这不安全吧
Yeah, of course. Come on.
这还用说 赶紧起来吧
-Hi, Auntie Karen. -Don't "Hi, Auntie Karen" me.
-嗨 凯伦小姨 -别跟我在这儿亲亲热热的
No, don't! This is unbelievable!
Legs up. Down. Legs down.
抬腿 放下来 腿放下来
There we go.
好了
Just eat this to try and get your blood sugar levels back up.
把这个吃了 看看能不能把你的血糖指数提起来
We're going to hook you up to an IV drip just to be safe.
安全起见 我们要给你打个吊瓶
She doesn't need an IV drip, OK? She needs a good kick up the arse!
她哪里用得着打吊瓶 她欠的是一顿胖揍
Excuse me, are you a relative?
不好意思 你是她家属吗
No, she's my niece.
不是 她是我侄女
Are you the next of kin? Could we call Mum or Dad?
你是她关系最近的亲人吗 要不联系下她妈妈爸爸？
Dead. They're both dead.
这俩人都死了
她现在情况还算稳定
Oh, gosh. Right, well, she's stable,
but we suspect she's dangerously low on most vital vitamins.
但我们怀疑主要的维他命严重缺失
GOD, NO, NOT CHI, TOO!
神啊 奇不能也出事啊
-She's incredibly malnourished and vulnerable! -Aren't we all?
-她现在极度营养不良非常脆弱 -谁不是呢
Have you not been checking up on her?
你平时都不关心她的吗
If you're her auntie and all she's got,
如果你是她小姨 同时又是她唯一的亲人
I would suggest maybe stepping it up a bit.
我真觉得你该挺身而出承担更多
No, I'm sorry, but what would you know?
不好意思 你又懂什么
It's got nothing to do with you, has it?
这事跟你没关系吧
And what about me? She tried to kill me!
再说谁来管我呢 她想谋杀我好吗
There's a little Rose West lying in that bed.
-Who's Rose West? -Serial killer.
-萝丝·韦斯特是谁？-一个连环杀人犯
-Is she pretty? -Very.
-她漂亮吗 -特别漂亮
Thanks for doing this, Doc, I've been worried to death.
谢谢你愿意给我看 医生 我快担心死了
Sometimes, when I get nervous,
er, the clock goes from, like, six to 12,
and I couldn't get the wind in my sails...
It's really fine, you don't have to... Yeah.
新冠 是真实存在的吗
So...Covid. Was it real?
Yes.
是
God, they're listening, aren't they?
天啊 那些人在监听我们是吗
Blink if they're listening.
要是有人在听你就眨眨眼
So that wasn't a blink, was it?
Are you having any trouble urinating?
你最近有泌尿方面的困难吗
Erm, no, seems to be fine.
呃 没有
Yeah? Any trouble passing stools? Stools? Like chairs?
Keep going. Harder? Keep going. Yeah? Keep going. Right.
Keep going. More? Keep going. Harder, or...? Keep going. Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah. This is so selfish!
Who? You!
So I was just giving blood, yeah? Yeah.
And then whilst I was giving it, they actually realised
I don't have enough for me, so they're just putting it back in.
No, we're just testing you for anaemia,
we're not putting it back in.
"Testing you for anaemia." Bitch!
Feels nice.
Have you washed your feet today? Right, OK, move now. What?
No, move!
What? There's no room. Well, you have to make room,
because I'm the one that's not well.
Legs over. I actually do feel a little bit dizzy, not going to lie.
Yeah, well, so do I, actually,
so just move your big, fat ham hock legs over.
Amazing news!
I've got the all-clear! Oh! My balls, they're absolutely fine!
Thank God!
What was wrong with your balls?
Well, look, this whole time, I thought I found, like,
this dodgy lump, but it turns out it's benign.
Oh, this is amazing! Did you guys not hear him? He said he has benign!
No, no, no, that's a good thing, Chi. Oh, congratulations!
Do you want to see?
Absolutely, not, no. It's fine. It's benign.
No, I don't want to see them when I don't physically have to.
You're not going to catch anything, I can't even catch anything, so...
Will you stop crying? I'm fine.
It's just such a relief that you're OK.
I really thought that you was going to leave me. I'd be all on my own.
I did think at one point, you know, that I'd had it. But, yeah...
SHE YAWNS
Just makes you think, don't it? That I'm here.
Ah, finally! Are you going give me my bed back yet?
We ran through your test results. Right?
The good news is, you didn't have an allergic reaction,
but you do, however, have very high blood pressure
for someone of your age.
All right. I suspect you experienced some kind of panic attack.
Pancake attack? You need to massively de-stress.
Hold on, Nurse Ray, do you think our fertility issues
could simply be because her eggs are so uptight?
No! I'm not an uptight person, OK?
I'm completely calm and relaxed.
Sorry, there's, like, a small very large spider...
Get it off me, get it off me!
Ow.
I'm actually starting to...like, I'm feeling much better now.
That's...that's good, isn't it?
ALL: # There's a monk with a egg and a monk with some milk
# And a monk with a field of feet
# When you all go to war, the ingredients... #
So, hang on, why did the monks go to the terrible war?
What do you mean, monks? Why are you all singing about monks?
Like, what has that got to do with pancakes?
# Make pancakes for the... #
What is this? Why is there flour all over the letterbox?
Well, it better not be in the crease of my sofa.
Am I allowed to have flour now I'm an "almac"?
# He loves the pancakes
# And we sing... #
Why did you lock me in?
HE GASPS
I need to get to Helen!
# We're making pancakes for Jesus... #
Oh, it's everywhere!
# We're making pancakes for the Lord... #
Wipe your feet, please. Wipe your feet, I said! All of you!
# We're making pancakes... #
Oh, my God! Don't...
Let's sing the Pancake Song. Yeah, the Pancake Song.
BOTH: # So there's a monk with an egg
# And a monk with some milk
# And a monk with a field of wheat
CHI: # Feet
BOTH: # They all go to war, their ingredients smash
# And they make pancakes so sweet
# They're making pancakes for Jesus. #