这里一个人也没有 There's nobody in here.
我们已经干了几个小时 We've been at this for hours,
天啊 man.
该收工了 It's time to call it.
我同意 I agree.
这个完全是个废案 This one was a total dud.
你想要我通知调度吗？ Do you want me to call dispatch?
不，我自己来 No, I got it.
你去跟老婆亲亲她，好吗？ You go ahead and give the missus some kisses for me, alright?
好的，我的兄弟 Will do, my man.
等会儿我在店里见 I'll see you back at the shop.
谢谢 Thank you.
我爱你 Love you.
我也爱你 Love you too.
喂？ Hello?
Breaker Breaker 1，调度 Breaker Breaker 1, dispatch.
我是阿尔夫警官，正从这个世界最无聊的仓库里直播 This is Officer Alf speaking live and direct from the world's most boring warehouse where
我们正式宣布下班 we are officially calling it a night.
收到 Copy that.
需要进一步援助吗？ Requesting further assistance?
序号 No.
不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no.
抱歉 Sorry.
我在瞎搞 I was playing around.
否 Negative.
不需要进一步协助 No further assistance needed.
我们结束了 We're done here.
10-4. 10-4.
需要的话请联系我们 Call us if you need anything.
好的 Will do.
谢谢你，亲爱的 Thank you, darling.
该死的吉布斯 Fucking Gibbs.
以为警察都是成双成对工作的吗！ Thought you pigs worked in pairs!
我不知道 I don't know.
我觉得她在撒谎，隐瞒了一些事情 I think she's lying about something.
嗯，我们很快就会知道了 Well, we're about to find out.
你准备好了吗？ You ready?
我们为什么要浪费时间去查妓女？ Why are we wasting our time busting hookers?
他们为盖博工作，可能知道一些事情 They work for Gibbs and they might know something.
你认为盖博会傻到把重要的事情交给他们？ And you think he's dumb enough to trust them with anything important?
你看，我们知道这两个妓女在盖博失踪的那晚为他工作 Look, we know these two were working for Gibbs the night Officer Alf disappeared.
他是我们的人，哈里斯侦探 He's one of ours, Detective Harris.
我们必须跟进所有线索 We have to follow all leads.
这根本不是一条线索 This isn't a lead.
这只是抓救命稻草 This is grasping for straws.
阿尔夫警官最后被看到在监视吉布斯的仓库，而这两人是吉布斯的手下，所以值得一试 Officer Alf was last seen staking out Gibbs' warehouse, and these two work for Gibbs,
不，不值得 so it seems worth a shot.
不行 No.
这真是浪费时间 This is a waste of time.
但既然你把他带来了 But since you brought him here,
我就和他们谈谈 I'll talk to them.
但是有嫌疑人 But there are suspects.
而且我是个真正的侦探 And I'm a real detective.
我同意 I agree.
看看我是怎么操作的 Watch and see how it's done.
不好意思 Well, excuse me.
你们俩觉得为什么会在这里？ Why do you two think you're here?
因为太有魅力了 For being too sexy.
我在调查警官阿尔夫失踪的案件 I'm investigating the disappearance of Officer Alf.
我们对被绑架的警官一无所知 We know nothing about kidnapped cops.
谁说他是被绑架的？ Who said he was kidnapped?
嘿，现在你是在往我们嘴里塞话 Hey, now, you're putting words in our mouth.
别扯淡了 Cut the crap.
我们知道你为吉布斯工作 We know you work for Gibbs.
而且，根据你的反应 And, based on your reaction,
我觉得我走对路了 I'd say I'm on the right track.
我还从你的反应中推测出 I also assume, from your reaction,
你们俩应该知道那个告密者被吉布斯怎么了 that you two know what happened to the last person who snitched on Gibbs.
什么鬼？ What the fuck?
她在干什么？ What is she doing?
感觉她好像不想让他们说话似的 It's almost like she doesn't want them to talk.
看，我没有时间和你们浪费，所以直接说重点了 Look, I don't got time to waste on you two, so I'll cut to the chase.
你们要么帮我们抓吉布斯，要么会被指控协助卖淫 You either help us bust Gibbs, or you'll be charged with soliciting prostitution.
而且如果这些还不足以说服你的话 And if that wasn't enough to convince you,
我再加一项企图贩卖的持有罪名 I'll throw in an extra count of possession with intent to distribute each.
什么？ What?
我觉得我知道你会怎么选择 I got a feeling I know what you'll choose.
你可以尝试抗辩这些指控 You could try to fight the charges,
或者如果你签署一份认罪书 or if you sign a confession,
我们可以看看能做什么 we'll see what we can do.
但我的提议只对你有效到我为你打印好那份认罪书为止 But my offer only stands for as long as it takes me to print up that confession for you
去签名 to sign.
你明白了吗？ You understand?
好的 Good.
我是不是疯了，还是她说服他们保持沉默了？ Am I crazy, or did she just bribe them to keep quiet?
你没疯 You're not crazy.
靠，那是什么情况？ What the fuck was that?
那是我去路上接了两个小姐 That was me taking two hookers off the street.
是的，你不仅搞砸了我们可能从吉布斯或阿夫警官那里获取的任何信息 Yeah, and you also fucked up any information that we could have gotten on Gibbs or Officer Alf.
那两个人连自己的真实姓名都几乎不肯透露 Those two could barely tell you their real names.
而且就算你让他们开口说话 And even if you did get them to talk,
他们只会说些你想听的话来保命 they're just going to tell you what you want to hear to save their own asses.
但你不知道这些 But you don't know that.
他们可能知道一些事情 They could have known something.
听好了，比肖普警官 Listen, Officer Bishop.
这可能不是你们两个想象中的那种戏剧性的警察工作，但这就是我们的工作 This may not be the dramatic police work you two signed up for, but this is the job.
我们通过拘捕和定罪来逐渐打击犯罪 We chip away at crime with arrests and convictions.
现在给我滚开，让我好好工作 Now, get the fuck out of my face and let me do my job.
什么？ What?
队长，她故意破坏了我们的调查 Captain, she intentionally torpedoed our investigation.
你在说什么，哈里斯侦探是个污吏？ What are you saying, that Detective Harris is a dirty cop?
你看，要么她是个污吏，要么她是个无能之辈 Look, if she's not dirty, she's incompetent.
好了，比肖普警官 Okay, Officer Bishop.
我现在正忙得团团转，因为在我负责的区域里有一名警员失踪了 I'm dealing with a lot right now because an officer went missing on my watch.
而你给我的唯一证据只是一条死胡同 And the only evidence that you brought me was a dead end.
好了，我没时间处理你的年度新秀那一套 Okay, I don't have time to deal with your rookie of the year shit.
你看，哈里斯警探这不是第一次插手中 Gibbs 的案件了 Look, this isn't the first time that Detective Harris has interfered with an arrest related to Gibbs.
插手？ Interfered?
她插手是通过说服两个罪犯认罪吗？ She interfered by convincing two criminals to confess?
哈里斯警探威胁过他们 Detective Harris threatened them.
那个口供连纸都不如 That confession isn't worth the piece of paper it's printed on.
好的，好的，现在真的很晚了 Alright, okay, it's really late,
所以我打算省我们大家很多时间 So I'm going to save us all a lot of time,
对吧？ okay?
不会因为几个新手凭直觉觉得我们一个同事失踪了，就对高级警官展开内部调查 I'm not going to launch an internal investigation against a senior officer because a couple of newbies have a hunch when one of our own is missing.
否则整个部门都会对我失去信心 Okay, the entire department would lose faith in me.
如果你认为哈里斯侦探涉案了 If you think that Detective Harris is involved,
就出去给我找些实在的证据 go out and bring me some real evidence.
与此同时，别再用你的那套胡思乱想浪费我的时间了 And in the meantime, stop wasting my time with your fucking hunches.
你还在这儿干什么？ What are you still doing here?
我总是忍不住想起那次审讯 I can't stop thinking about that interrogation.
我指的是，你们看那两个女人的表情 I mean, you saw the way those two women reacted.
我们不能信任哈里斯警官 We can't trust Detective Harris.
所以我们需要找其他人来和她们谈谈 So we need someone else to talk to them.
或许是部门外的人？ Maybe someone outside of the department?
霍普金斯？ Hopkins?
你对他了解多少？ How well do you know him?
嗯，我知道你当地区检察官不是为了钱 Well, I know you didn't become District Attorney just for money.
你是因为有正义感才做的 You do it because you have a heart for justice.
听说他对你也挺有感觉 I hear he has a heart for you, too.
约翰斯警官，站住！ Stop, Officer Johns.
也就是说，这是一起由犯罪头目策划的高调绑架案 I mean, this is a high-profile kidnapping by a criminal kingpin.
就算我们不能相信他，也不能相信他的野心 Even if we can't trust him, we can't trust his ambition.
那你说说你呢？ And what about you?
你也有野心？ You're ambitious, too?
好吧，为了当一名侦探，我什么都做 Well, I'll do anything to become a detective.
什么都做？ Anything?
我需要你的帮助，一起对付哈里斯侦探 And I will need your help bringing down Detective Harris.
晋升后，我希望你能帮我一把 And I could use a foot in here when I get promoted.
你会就这样抛下我吗？ And you'd just leave me like that?
那还用说 In a heartbeat.
好的 Okay.
那我有什么好处？ So, what's in it for me?
一个搭档 A partner.
有福利 With benefits.
好的 Okay.
你想去某个地方吗？ Do you want to go somewhere?
我去不了 I can't.
因为我妻子会跟踪我的位置 My wife has my location tracked,
所以一出了这儿 so the moment I leave here,
她就会问我什么时候回家了 she'll be asking when I'm coming home.
你可能真不是一个好警察了 Maybe you're not such a good cop after all.
嗯，我还是一个好警察 Well, I'm a good cop.
只是一个糟糕的丈夫 Just a shitty husband.
嗯 Mmm.
这东西太油腻，吃了会长胖 Oh, this is fatty and fattening.
嗯 Yeah.
嗯 Mmm.
哦 Yeah.
嗯 Mmm.
哦 Oh.
嗯 Mmm.
哦，我漏掉了那个 Oh, I missed that one.
哦，不错 Oh, that's good.
是的，让我把它取下来 Yeah, let me take that off.
是的，不错 Yeah, that's good.
哦，不错 Oh, that's good.
哦 Oh,
不错 that's good.
是的 Yes.
哦，不错 Oh, that's good.
哦，真是太好了 Oh, that's so good.
哦，又湿又滑 Oh, nice and wet.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
哦 Oh.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
让我先把那个放进你的车里 Let me just get that in your car.
放进我的车里 Put it in my car.
好的，我们再试一次 Ok, let's try it one more time.
天哪 Oh man.
天哪 Oh my gosh.
哦... Oh...
是的，是的，是的！ Yes, yes, yes!
太好了 So good.
嗯哼! Mm-hmm!
天哪! Oh my gosh!
是的! Yes!
就是说…… So it's like...
嗯哼, 是的! Yeah, yes!
嗯哼. Mm-hmm.
嗯哼... Mm-hmm...
哦... Oh...
嗯. Yeah.
Yeah.
终于，终于来了 Finally, it's finally coming.
哦，太棒了 Oh, yeah.
是的 Yes.
太好了 That's so good.
哦，太好了！ Oh, so good!
嗯哼 Mmm.
是的 Yes.
妈的，真他娘的 Damn this.
我们又回来了 And we are back.
嗯 Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
卧艹 Oh, fuck.
嗯 Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
第二个 Second one.
我来做第二个 I'm gonna do the second one,
行吗？ okay?
第二个稍微复杂一些 Second one is more.
嗯 Yeah.
哦天啊 Oh fuck.
嗯 Yeah.
yeah. Yeah.
oh我的天. Yeah.
oh我的天，这太棒了. Oh, my God.
oh我的天，真是太好看了. Oh, my God, it's so good.
oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
就在那儿，就在那儿 Right there, right there,
yeah Yeah.
天啊 Oh, my God.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
哦，是的 Oh, yeah.
天哪 Oh, my God.
没错 That's right.
天哪 Oh, my God.
天啊 Oh, God.
哦 Oh,
对 yeah.
是的 Yeah.
是的，是的，是的 Yes, yes, yes, yes,
是的，是的，是的…… yes, yes, yes...
哦，多好…… Oh, how good...
嗯嗯... Yeah, yeah...
哦对对... Oh, yes, yes...
嗯嗯对对... Yeah, yes, yeah...
嗯好... Yeah, good...
哦谢谢... Oh, thank you...
哦对对... Oh, yes...
哦，是的... Oh, yes...
哦，谢谢... Oh, thank you...
谢谢... Thank you...
哦天啊... Oh God...
哦... Oh...
哦 Oh
天啊，这是第二句话吗？ God, is this the second sentence?
是啊，好几次了 Yeah, couple times.
oh my god, oh, oh, oh Oh, fuck, Oh, oh, oh
去你的 fuck.
oh... Oh...
耶稣... Jesus...
哦... Oh...
哦.... Oh....
天啊，这真是太恶心了 Oh my God, this is so disgusting
这真是太恶心了 this is so disgusting
天啊 oh my God
不要，不要，不要，不要 don't, don't, don't, don't
不要 don't
噗！ Pfffft!
嗯哼 Mmm Hmm.
是的，是的，是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
是的，是的 Yeah, yeah.
哦，天哪 Oh, shit.
天啊 Oh shit.
是的 Yeah.
操蛋 Oh fuck
天啊！ Oh, my God
给我 Give it to me
是的，来找我 Yes, come for me
来找我 Come for me
哦，天啊 Oh, God.
哦，好深 Oh, it's so deep.
天啊，好深 God, it's so deep.
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
就在那儿 There, there.
就在那儿 Right there.
就是那儿 Yeah, right there.
就在那儿 Right there.
对 Yeah.
妈的 Oh, fuck.
操这个 Fuck this.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
操那玩意 Fuck that.
妈的 Oh, fuck.
天啊，是的，是的，是的 God, yes, yes, yes.
妈的 Oh, fuck.
天啊 Oh, God.
是的，是的 Yes, yes.
该死，该死，该死 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh
天哪 My God.
是的 Yes.
求求你 Oh, please.
拿走它 Get it.
明白了吗？ Get it.
请，求求你，请 Please, please, please.
天啊 Oh, my God.
救命，救命，救命 Help, help, help.
是的 Yeah.
对，就是这样 Yeah.
很好 That's good.
不错 That's good.
对不起 I'm sorry.
嗯，不错 Yeah, it's good.
没关系 It's okay.
啊，天啊 Oh, God.
是的，是的，是的 Yes, yes, yes.
啊，天啊 Oh, God.
是的，是的，是的 Oh, yes, yes, yes.
是的，是的，是的 Yes, yes, yes.
啊 Oh,
天哪！ my God.
哦，你在录吗？ Oh, you're recording?
哦，明白了 Oh, OK.
嗯 Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
对的 Yeah.
好的 Yeah.
哦，明白了 Oh, OK.
哦 Oh.
嗯，一个暂停 Yeah, a pause.
是的 Yeah.
没关系 It's alright.
哦哦哦，对 Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
嗯嗯 mm, mm.
哦，天哪 Oh, oh my God.
嗯，嗯 Mm, mm.
哦，哦，对，嗯，嗯 Oh, oh, yeah, mm, mm,
就在那里，就在那里 Right there, right there,
就在那里 right there.
就在那里，就在那里 Right there, right there.
哦 f... Oh f...
哦 Oh
天啊，是的，哦对 God, yes, oh yes.
就在那里 Right there.
天啊，就在那里，是的 Oh my God, right there, yes.
是的，是的 Yes, yes.
天啊 Oh my God.
F... F@
Oh f... Oh f...
是的，来吧 Yes, come on.
搞定了 Get it.
是的，是的，是的... Yes, yes yes...
啊! Ah!
天啊，是的，是的，是的... Oh my god, yes, yes, yes...
是的，把你的脸贴在那张脸上 Yes, put your face in that face.
说出来！ Say it!
稍微停顿一下……然后我们继续 A little pause... and we are back.
是的 Yes.
把这个给我 Give that to me.
哦，天啊 Oh, God.
哦，耶稣 Oh, Jesus.
天啊！ Oh, my God.
妈的！ Oh, fuck.
靠！ Fuck.
好了 Good.
天啊，是的！ God, yeah.
好！ Yes.
去拿个椰子 Get some coconut.
好的 Yes.
椰子汁 Coconut juice.
好的 Yes.
就像一辆车 It's like a car.
好的 Yes.
好的 Okay.
是的，是的，是的! Yes, yes, yes!
是的，是的，是的，是的! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
糟了，糟了，糟了! Shit, shit, shit!
干得好! Good job!
是的 Yes,
是的，是的，是的! yes, yes, yes!
哦! Oh!
啊! Oh!
反正我不放慢速度来显示你的动作 I'm not going to put you in slow motion anyway,
我只打算暂停视频 I'm going to pause the video.
天啊! Oh my God.
天哪！ Oh my God.
是的 Yes.
就是……嗯…… It's just... yeah...
只是铅笔的声音 It's just the sound of a pencil.
就是... It's just...
嗯... yeah...
嗯... 是的 Mmm... yes.
嗯... Mmm...
是的，我能听得出来 Yeah, I can just hear it.
嗯... Mmm...
嗯mmm... Mmm...
是的，我知道 Yes, I know.
是的，因为... Yes, because...
嗯嗯 Yeah, yeah.
是的，我这么做 Yeah, I do.
嗯嗯 Yeah, yeah.
是的 Yes.
嗯 yeah Yeah.
嗯 hmm... Mmm...
好 Good.
嗯 hmm... Mmm...
嗯 yeah Yeah.
编号 No.
天哪，是的，是的 Oh my God, yes, yes.
是的 Yes.
天啊 Oh God.
嗯... Mmm...
是的 Yes.
嗯... Mmm...
哦，该死 Oh, fuck.
是的 Yes.
对 Yeah.
好深入 So deep.
哦，好深啊 Oh, it's so deep.
天啊，好深啊 Oh my God, it's so deep.
就在那里 Right there.
就在那里，就在那里 Right there, right there
就在那里 right there
好深啊 It's so deep.
哦，哦，哦 Oh, oh, oh.
天啊 Oh, Jesus.
是的，是的，是的，是的，是的 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
是的 Yes.
是的，是的，是的 Yes, yes, yes.
哦，哦，哦 Oh, oh, oh.
天哪 Oh my God.
好可爱，对吧？ So cute, huh?
对 Yes.
好蓬松，对吧？ So fluffy, right?
摸摸看，摸摸看 Feel it, feel it.
哦 Oh.
当然了 Sure.
我想让你过来这里 I want you to come over here.
是的，是的，是的，是的 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
我做不到 I can't.
是的 Yes.
哦，哦，哦，哦 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
哦，我的天 Oh, fuck.
天哪 Oh my God.
这里猫太多了 There's so much cat.
哦，糟了 Oh, shit.
哦，这里有那么多该死的猫 Oh, there's so much fucking cat.
嗯，嗯，嗯 Well, well, well.
你回来做什么 What are you doing back,
哈里斯侦探？ Detective Harris?
我也可以问同样的问题给你 I could ask the same of you.
但是我不会让你们俩受这种欺骗的屈辱 But I'll spare you two the indignity of lying.
就让你知道一下，比肖普警官 Just so you know, Officer Bishop,
我刚刚拒绝了他在证据室跟我发生性关系的提议 I just turned down his offer to fuck me in the evidence room.
看起来你是二流货色 Looks like you're sloppy seconds.
Oh, my God, 警察哈里斯 Oh, shit, Detective Harris.
别担心 Don't worry.
不像你们俩，我没什么必要向队长告状 Unlike you two, I don't feel the need to tattletale to the Captain.
当然，除非我有理由这么做 Unless, of course, I have a reason to.
该死的新手 Fucking rookies.