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每块像这样大小的宝石都有个瑕疵 As in every stone of this size, there is a flaw.
- 一个瑕疵? - 极小的瑕疵,殿下 - A flaw? - The slightest flaw, Your Excellency.
如果您仔细看宝石的内部 If you look deep into the stone...
您会看见一个很小的杂质 you will perceive the tiniest discoloration.
像一只动物 It resembles an animal.
- 一只动物? - 一只正在跳跃的豹子 - An animal? - A leaping panther.
对,一只粉红豹 Yes. A pink panther.
到这里来,达拉 Come here, Dala.
为了感谢你父亲,给他一个礼物 A gift to your father from his grateful people.
有天会是你的 Someday it will be yours.
全世界最富传奇性的钻石 The most fabulous diamond in all the world.
靠近点 Come closer.
好,多谢,小伙们 Okay. Thanks a lot, fellas.
别忘了把衣服拿回来 Don't forget to take the wardrobe back.
你想要怎样的照片,粗糙的或精致的? How do you want them, matte or glossy?
我现在就想要,我很忙 I want it right away. I'm in a hurry.
你不能催一个天才 You can't rush a genius.
我会尽快 I'll rush.
现在,千万别忘了衣服 Now, don't forget about the wardrobe.
你做什么? What you doing?
人都到哪里去了? Where is everybody?
- 嗨,你,从里面出来! - 谁在外面? - Hey, you, come out of there!. - Who is it?
出来,不然我们踹门进去! Come out of there, or we'll bust the door in!
等一下 Just a minute.
- 有什么事吗? - 他在哪里? - Can I help you? - Where is he?
- 找谁? - 你知道是谁,乔治·林顿 - Where's who? - You know who. George Lytton.
他欠我40块钱,没人能从大乔这儿逃债 He owes me 40 grand, and nobody welshes on Big Joe.
听着,大乔,我不是专门付帐的 Now, look, Big Joe, I'm not a bill collector.
我是一个摄影师,只是帮他拍照 I'm a photographer. Just took his picture.
- 什么样的照片? - 毕业照 - What kind of a picture? - Graduation picture.
- 他的什么照片? - 毕业 - His what? - Graduation.
抓住他! Get him!
它们值五十万,我们只要三十万 They're worth half a million. We'll settle for 300,000.
我会尽力的,但是这东西太烫手了 I'll do what I can, but the merchandise is extremely hot.
你待在这里,跟我来 You stay here. Come with me.
快点! Come on!
- 抱歉,夫人 - 没关系 - Pardon, madame. - Certainly.
她下去了,快! She's gone down. Come on!
我们必须找到那个女人 We must find that woman.
- 那人是谁?你知道多少? - 我们了解的不多 - What was that? What'd you say? - We don't have much of a description.
约5英尺7英寸高,黑发 穿着一件浅褐色的轻便外套 About 5'7"",black hair, wearing a light beige coat.
而且她肯定会说,傻瓜让她逃掉了 And the fools let that fence escape. He might have talked.
- 我们会捉住她的 - 一定要抓住 - We will catch him. - We must.
我们一定要找到那个女人 她是我们抓住幻影的最关键人物 We must find that woman. She is our first positive link with the Phantom.
- 什么事? - 你妻子来看你,长官 - Yes? - Your wife to see you, lnspector.
让她进来,好吧,亨利,就这样 Send her in, please. All right, Henri, that will be all.
- 哈罗,亲爱的 - 我的天使 - Hello, my darling. - My angel.
安博,你好吗? Amber, how are you?
哈罗,公爵夫人,很高兴您能光临 Hello, Duchess. So glad you could come.
玩的开心,孩子们,哈罗,你好吗? Have fun, children. Hello. How are you?
- 哈罗,亲爱的! - 你认识莫妮卡吗? - Hello, darling! - You ever met Monica?
哦,当然了,您最后那部电影太感人了 Oh,but of course. You were stunning in your last film.
- 他说什么? - 他说哈罗 - What's he say? - He says hello...
而且他想要你认识一下他的堂妹 and he would like you to meet his cousin.
- 他的第三个堂妹 - 哦,好的,那就有差别了 - His third cousin. - Oh, well, that makes a difference.
- 那是谁? - 达拉公主 - Who's that? - Princess Dala.
哦!对不起 Oh! Excuse me.
喂? Yes?
安吉拉·达宁小姐 Miss Angela Dunning.
- 喂? - 殿下? - Yes? - Your Highness?
是的 Yes.
我又在这里了,殿下 Well, here I am again, Your Highness.
我正好在参加一个鸡尾酒会 我看见您的车子刚经过 I was just having a cocktail party, and I saw you driving by.
我知道您喜爱鸡尾酒会 是的,您会喜欢它的... I just know you'd enjoy it. Yes, you'd just love it--
殿下 Your Highness.
到这里来 Hello there.
您不知道我有多荣幸 I can't tell you what an honor this is.
每个人都会陶醉于遇见您的 Everyone's just dying to meet you.
- 早安,殿下 - 早安 - Good morning, Your Highness. - Good morning.
- 您是一个技术高超的滑雪手 - 谢谢你 - You're a wonderful skier. - Thank you.
救命!救命! Help! Help!
有人抢走了我的雪橇 安博!我的狗! Somebody's taking my sleigh. Amber! My dog.
让我来处理,夫人 Leave this to me, ma'am.
- 发生了什么事? - 我不知道 - What happened? - I don't know.
突然有个男人拿把枪冲了出来 然后他抢走了雪橇和安博 Suddenly there was a man with a gun, and he took the sleigh and Amber.
我们只这里住几天,亲爱的 We'll only be here for a few days, my darling.
好好的度个假 It's going to be a wonderful chance for a beautiful vacation.
对不起 我是...我的腿受伤了 Excuse me. I'm-- My leg is caught.
对此我很抱歉 I apologize for this inconvenience.
你知道那是谁吗? 那是查理斯·林顿先生 Do you know who that was? That was Sir Charles Lytton.
- 真的吗? - 是的 - Really? - Yes.
哦,我是克劳西亚警官 这是克劳西亚夫人 Oh, I am lnspector Clouseau. This is Madame Clouseau.
好的,谢谢你 All right. Thank you.
哦,对不起,亲爱的 Oh, I'm sorry, my darling.
- 没关系 ,亲爱的 - 请让一下 - It's all right, my darling. - Excuse me, please.
- 你知道你有多么令人惊呀吗? - 怎么说 -Do you know that you're really amazing? -So you've said.
你多会安排一个警察分局局长的薪水 How you can manage on a police inspector's salary.
有几个女人能从家用里省下钱来 How many women could save enough out of their housekeeping...
买这样一件漂亮的貂皮大衣? to buy such a beautiful mink coat as this?
是的,不容易 Well, it's not easy.
你真令人佩服 You are a constant and desirable contradiction.
哦,我只是一个恋爱中的女人,亲爱的 Oh, I'm simply a woman in love, my darling.
亲爱的 My darling.
抱歉,亲爱的,对不起 I'm sorry, my darling. Please excuse me.
太好了 It's perfectly all right.
哦,我有没有伤着你?你还好吧? Oh, did I hurt you? Are you all right?
- 是的,我很好 - 你确定? - Yes, I'm fine. - You sure?
- 是的,我确定 - 亲爱的,我很抱歉 - Yes, I am. - My darling, I'm so sorry.
亲爱的,我有个小事儿要和经理谈 Darling, I have a little business to conclude with the manager.
是吗? Yes?
在那之后,我马上回来见你 After which, I'll return to you immediately.
再见,亲爱的 Bye, darling.
没事 It's all right.
- 进行的怎么样? - 很顺利 - How did it go? - Perfectly.
进来 Come in.
达拉公主担心你的伤势 Her Highness Princess Dala is concerned about your injuries.
哦,还行,请谢谢公主 Oh, well, please thank the princess...
告诉她没什么好担心的 and tell her that there's nothing to be concerned about.
真的不太重 It's really not too serious.
如果是那样的话,殿下,让我... In that case, Her Highness has instructed me...
邀请你今晚共进晚餐 8点整,在她的小木屋中 to invite you for dinner this evening, 8:00 at her chalet.
谢谢公主,我很高兴赴宴 Thank the princess. I'd be delighted to come.
我想你认识伦敦劳埃德的塔克先生 I understand you already know Signor Tucker from Lloyds of London.
- 哈罗,又见面了 - 哈罗,老伙计 - Hello again. - Hello, old bean.
- 你公司为粉红豹保险 - 是的,五十万保金 - Your company insures the Pink Panther. - Yes, for half a million.
- 英磅? - 英镑 - Pounds? - Sterling.
幻影抵挡不住粉红豹的诱惑 The Phantom could not resist such a prize as the Pink Panther.
他一定会动手的 He will most certainly make an attempt.
- 当他这样做的时候,我将等着他 - 打扰一下 But when he does, I shall be waiting for him. Excuse me.
按照你的推测 幻影是旅馆住客中的某个人 If I understand your theory, the Phantom is one of Miss Dunning's guests.
那是推测,我想从你这里拿到 That is the theory, yes. I would like to have from you...
那些客人的名字和他们房间的位置 the names of those guests and the location of their rooms.
当然! Of course!
我想达拉公主把珠宝带在身边 I assume that the Princess Dala has the jewel with her.
她只告诉我它在一个安全的地方 She'd only tell me it was in a safe place.
如果它不在这里 我推想是在她罗马的别墅中 I suppose if it isn't here, it's at her villa in Rome.
我的人正在看守那栋别墅 My men are watching that villa.
计划安排的如此周详 幻影如何能成功? With such foresight and planning, how can the Phantom succeed?
如此周详的计划? 他已经成功了20年 With such foresight and planning, he's already succeeded for 20 years.
局长会告诉你,低估他是会犯错的 It's a mistake to underestimate him, as the inspector can tell you.
全世界最精明的,最聪明的 和最机灵的罪犯 The shrewdest, cleverest, most ingenious criminal in all the world.
- 而且你从没看到过他? - 我看到过一次 - And you have never even seen him? - Well, I've seen him once.
在五年以前,我只看到一眼... Five years ago, I got a fleeting glimpse--
对不起 Excuse me.
当他逃走的时候,我看到了一眼 Got a fleeting glimpse of him as he made his getaway.
从另一方面来说,我也佩服那个人 In a strange way, I also admire that man.
他有...你会这样说... 独特的表演才能 He has-- how would you say-- a unique flair for the dramatic.
- 实际上他曾对我挥手道别 - 令人着魔 - He actually waved good-bye to me. - Fascinating.
但是这次,先生们,我将对他挥手道别 But this time, gentlemen, I shall be waving good-bye to him...
在前往监狱的路上 on his way to prison.
晚安 Good evening.
- 谢谢你 - 随便坐 - Thank you. - Make yourself comfortable.
殿下她等一下会见你,喝点什么? Her Highness will join you in a moment. May I give you a drink?
哦,一杯白兰地,谢谢 Oh, I'd like a brandy, thank you.
- 哦,殿下 - 晚安,查理斯先生 - Oh, Your Highness. - Good evening, Sir Charles.
关于您可爱的小狗 警察那里有消息吗? Any news from the police about your dear little dog?
他们估计我将收到一封敲诈信 They expect I'll receive a ransom note.
我很感谢你为我做的这些事 I want you to know I am deeply grateful for what you tried to do.
夫人,没什么 Ma'am, it was nothing.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 请坐 - 您不喝点什么吗? - Please sit down. - Aren't you drinking?
- 我不喝酒 - 从来不? - I don't drink. - Not ever?
我喜欢真实,没必要逃避 I'm quite content with reality. I have no need for escape.
我也喜欢真实的人 但是在我这种情况下,幸运的 I enjoy reality as much as the next man, but in my case, fortunately...
真实常常包括善心和古板 reality includes a good, stiff belt every now and then.
- 另一方面,我不吸烟 - 你是对的,这是一个坏习惯 - On the other hand, I don't smoke. - You're right. It's a nasty habit.
为所有我们这些坏习惯干杯 Here's to all those nasty little habits that we hold so dear.
请原谅? I beg your pardon?
好吧,既然这样为您的健康干杯 Well, let's just say in this case it means...
同时谢谢您邀请我共进晚餐 your health and thank you for inviting me to dinner.
难得有机会独自 和一位美丽的公主进餐 It's not often I have the chance to dine alone with a beautiful princess.
我不想让你失望,查理斯先生 但恐怕不是晚餐 I hate to disappoint you, Sir Charles, but I'm afraid this isn't the night.
- 但我以为是... - 我们不是单独一起吃晚餐 - But I understood that-- - We're having dinner,but not alone.
终于!哈罗!我们穿过冰柱 来到了这里! At last! Hello! We've been through icicles up to our you-know-whats!
哦,殿下! Oh, Your Highness!
今晚您能邀请我们来这里 真是太荣幸了 I think it's just too darling of you to invite me here tonight.
- 只要给我来一杯科蒂纳就行了 - 哈罗,爱人 - You've just made Cortina for me. - Hello, lover.
哦,哈罗,可爱的男孩 亲爱的,站在那里别动 Oh, hello, dear boy. Now, don't you move a muscle, darling.
殿下,他很出色,对不对? 如此高尚的行为 Isn't he wonderful, Your Highness? Such a magnificent sacrifice.
晚安,先生 Good evening, sir.
- 我可以抽根香烟吗,亲爱的? - 是的,当然可以,亲爱的 - May I have a cigarette, my darling? - Yes, of course, my darling.
- 给你,亲爱的 - 谢谢 - There you are, my love. - Thank you.
- 来点什么,先生? - Scotch on the rocks - Yes, sir? - Scotch on the rocks.
- 谢谢 - 我的荣幸 - Thank you. - My pleasure.
多谢 Thank you very much.
请问一下,我正在找我的叔父 查理斯·林顿先生 Say, I'm looking for my uncle, Sir Charles Lytton.
- 亲爱的 - 我可以拿些水给你吗? - Darling. - May I get you some water?
- 双手向上举高 - 好的,亲爱的,向前弯腰 - Hold your hands over your head. - Yes, my darling. Bend forward.
- 哦,亲爱的,对不起 - 你还好吧? - Oh, darling, I'm sorry. - Are you all right?
你没事吧,亲爱的? Are you all right, my darling?
什么? What?
- 亲爱的? - 我很快回来 - My darling? - I'll be right back.
好吧,亲爱的 Yes, darling.
请 Please.
你也知道,她咳嗽得厉害 Yes, she's got a cough in her throat, you know.
你猜怎么着? 她变成了一个男人! And what do you think? She turned out to be a man!
是真的!确实是真的! It's true! It's quite true!
殿下,您一定要让我为您办个派对 You know, Your Highness, you really must let me give you a party.
我敢保证它将会是最为盛大的派对 And I can positively guarantee it'll be a party to end all parties.
- 我确定它将会 - 也许殿下有她自己的安排 - I'm sure it will. - Perhaps Her Highness has other plans.
相反的,听上去好玩 你会邀请查理斯先生吗? On the contrary. Sounds like fun. Will you include Sir Charles?
哦,不,查理斯酒喝多了 他有他自己的派对 Oh, no. Charles is having a fling in Capri. He has his own parties.
是的,我读到过一些 关于他的派对的报道 Yes, I've read about some of his parties.
它们棒极了,我们称他魔术师 They're wonderful. We call him the juggler.
我从没见过像他这样的男人 I've never really known a man like him.
他能同时和十个少女交往 而且使得每个人都很幸福 He can keep ten girls in the air at once and make each one happy.
真令人吃惊,有点像当代的唐璜 Amazing. Sort of a contemporary Don Juan.
- 是这样 - 啊,但有些不同 - That's it. - Ah,but there's a difference.
查理斯先生的前任 是被迫爬上阳台决斗的 Sir Charles' predecessor was forced to climb balconies and fight duels...
并且,我所知道的是 把他的女友分别隔开来 and, as I understand it, keep his women separate and apart.
现在,查理斯,另一方面却驾驶着法拉利 Now, Charles, on the other hand, drives a Ferrari...
拿着一把钥匙进去谈判 enters with a key and resorts to collective bargaining.
但是他们俩都有某些共同点 But they both have something in common.
- 什么,殿下? - 最好不要说 - And what's that, Your Highness? - Maybe it's best forgotten.
哦,别傻了,查理斯不会介意的 Oh, don't be silly. Charles doesn't mind.
- 每个人都在批评查理斯 - 说吧,夫人,大胆的说 - Everyone takes a potshot at Charles. - Go ahead, ma'am, shoot.
好吧,对我来说,任何中年单身汉 Well, it seems to me, any middle-aged bachelor...
从未有妻子和家庭 who has never desired the basic rewards of wife and family...
然后发现这是他生活中的主要部分 and finds it necessary to occupy the major portion of his life...
去征服一个又一个的人 making one conquest after another...
就是为了试图证明他 从来就做不到的事 is trying to prove something that he can never possibly prove.
- 什么? - 那就是他是一个男人 - And what's that? - That he's a man.
- 什么? - 哦,你在开玩笑! - What? - Oh, you're joking!
听上去有点难以理解 但这是我的心里话 It's somewhat complicated, but basically sound.
- 好吧,查理斯? - 不是很独特 - Well, Charles? - Not very original.
那个独特见解就像是 过时的弗洛伊德学说 That particular theory has become rather a tired Freudian cliche.
- 但确实是这样 - 我从不躺在长椅上 - But true. - I've never been on the couch.
不对,那是你的问题的一部分 Not true. That's part of your problem.
公主的见解真是令人豁然开朗 How refreshing to find royalty possessed of such a perceptive wit.
好吧,查理斯,你还是认输吧? Well, Charles, you going to take that lying down?
是的,事实上 夫人,我的腿现在疼的厉害 Yes, as a matter of fact. Ma'am, my leg is hurting rather badly.
我可以告退吗? May I be excused?
- 我真该死 - 我简直不能相信 - Well, I'll be damned. - I can't believe it.
- 腿? - 我一点主意也没有 - The leg? - I haven't the faintest idea.
好吧,这只是说明了 每件事都有第一次 Well, that just goes to prove there's a first time for everything.
总之,只是笑笑而已 Got a terrific laugh anyway.
西蒙妮! Simone!
雅克,我还在感冒 Jacques, I'm still cold.
加条毛毯,亲爱的 Perhaps another blanket, my darling.
好的,亲爱的 Yes, all right, darling.
我来了,亲爱的 There you are, my darling.
- 什么事,亲爱的? - 灯 - Yes, darling? - The light.
- 什么? - 对不起,亲爱的这样没用 - What? - I'm sorry, darling. It doesn't help.
也许来杯热牛奶 Perhaps a hot glass of milk.
但是我想客房服务已经结束了 亲爱的 But I think the room service has finished, my love.
哦,是的,当然,我忘了 Oh, yes, of course. I forgot.
你看?他们现在全部走了 You see? They're all gone now.
哦,好的不要紧 Oh, well. No matter.
好吧,你看 Well, you see...
如果我的小鸽子想要杯牛奶 if my little pigeon wants a glass of milk...
她会有的 she shall have one...
即使是强迫他们打开厨房 even if I have to force them to open the kitchen.
无论她在何处,她都会有牛奶 热的或冷的 She shall have milk wherever she goes, hot or cold.
- 热的 - 好吧,我知道了 - Hot. - Yeah, I know. That's what I said.
开门 Open the door.
亲爱的,我需要和你谈谈 Darling, I need to talk to you.
我亲爱的,我让雅克去拿些牛奶 我时间不多 My darling, I've sent Jacques for some milk. I only have a moment.
- 好吧,让我们充分利用它 - 不!别动 - Well, let's make the most of it. - No! Stop it.
- 它是你的主意 - 是的,但是你错了... - It was your idea. - Yes,but you're the wrong--
什么错了?夫人?你认为我是... The wrong what? Man? You think I was--
不,我想你没错,我太冲动了 No. I thought you were exactly who you are,but I'm too impulsive.
我的意思是,这是不对的 I mean, this is not the right way.
- 下一次? - 哼! - Another time? - Huh?
- 来了,我心爱的 - 谢谢 - Here you are, my beloved. - Thank you.
这是他们仅有的了 It's all they had.
这家旅馆里找不到东西 我只有逼着他们给我拿来了这些东西 Can't get a thing in this hotel. I had to force them to give me that.
不必介意 Never mind.
我亲爱的,小可爱 My darling, lovely darling.
怎么回事? What's wrong?
亲爱的,你的脚像两块冰一样冷 My darling, your feet are like two icicles.
你有没有下过床? Have you been out of bed or something?
不,当然没有 No, of course not.
哦,很好,无论如何 你在我身上取暖好了,嗯? Oh, well, anyway, you warm them on me, eh?
我是达拉公主,客人都走了 This is Princess Dala. My guests have gone...
我想你也许能回来喝一杯 and I thought perhaps you'd come back and have a drink.
如果你把我当朋友,我会觉得好过些 I would feel better if we're friends.
哦,我也是,我很乐意过来 但是我的腿真的很痛 Oh, I would too, and I'd love to come, but my leg is rather painful.
很抱歉,下次吧 I'm sorry. Another time.
您为什么不到这里来? Why don't you come up here?
如果我走太多的路,腿伤会加重的 Because my leg is only bad if I walk too much...
我想也许您可以过来,我弄点喝的 and I thought maybe you could do the walking and I could do the drinking.
除非,您觉得到男人的房里 是一种轻率的行为 Unless, of course, you think it would be indiscreet to come to a man's room.
我五分钟内到,再见,查理斯先生 I'll be there in five minutes. Good-bye, Sir Charles.
再见 Good-bye.
哦,不知道是什么原因 我有点心神不宁 Oh, I don't know what's wrong. I'm just a bundle of nerves.
好吧,不用担心 我们以前解决过这个问题 Well, don't worry. We've solved that problem before.
- 你不清楚... - 当然 - You don't mean-- - Of course.
- 哦,雅克,我想你不知道原因 - 不用烦恼,亲爱的 - Oh, Jacques, I don't think you should. - Don't worry, my darling.
- 我会温柔的做的 - 哦,雅克,你确定吗? - I shall do it ever so softly. - Oh, Jacques, are you sure?
当然,亲爱的,以前总是有用的 My darling, of course. It's always worked before.
它现在没有理由不起作用 There's no reason why it should not work now.
事情都让我来做 你只要保持放松就行了 You just relax and leave everything to me.
- 好吗,亲爱的? - 我认为这个主意不好 - Yes, my darling? - I don't think that's such a good idea.
你是说它没用? You mean that it's not helping?
恐怕是的,我想来片安眠药 I'm afraid not. I think I'll just take a sleeping pill.
好吧,亲爱的,我去给你拿来 Very well, my darling. I'll get it for you.
为什么你也不来一片? 你我都需要休息,你知道不? And why don't you take one yourself? I-- You need the rest, you know?
是的,或许我也来点,亲爱的 Yes, I think perhaps I will, dear.
给你,亲爱的 Here, my darling.
- 谢谢你,我的天使 - 谢谢你,我的天使 - Thank you, my angel. - Thank you, my angel.
我可怜的雅克 My poor Jacques.
不要紧,当你看过一把小提琴的时候 相当于看过所有的小提琴 No matter. When you've seen one Stradivarius, you've seen them all.
我不知道时间很晚了 I hadn't realized it was so late.
进来,请坐,放松,来杯上等的香槟酒 Come in, sit down, relax. Have a nice glass of champagne.
- 我告诉过你我不喝酒 - 哦,香槟不是酒 - I told you I don't drink. - Oh, champagne's not drinking.
酒精最少,友谊至上 That's the minimum of alcohol and the maximum of companionship.
这仍然违背了我的原则 It's still against my principles.
哦,那太可惜了,我想这能打破沉默 Oh, that's too bad. I thought it might break the ice.
- 您让我感到有点不自在 - 不,谢谢你 - You took me to task rather properly. - No, thank you.
我认为你分析事物很有见地 I thought your analysis was very perceptive.
- 但是有点不客气 - 不,不是的 - But not very polite. - No, it wasn't.
- 是什么使您这样做? - 我怨恨你这样的人 - What made you do it? - I resented you.
我发现很难理解你对名声的看法 I find it hard to understand a man of your reputation.
你知道,我们俩都是有名望的人 You know, we both have reputations.
也许我的比您还要高些 Perhaps mine is a little more highly publicized than yours...
但是您被新闻媒体所包围 but you have presented the press with a rather definite image.
是的,我知道 Yes, I know.
- 是吗 ? - 什么? - Well, are you? - What?
他们是这样称呼你的,处女皇后 What they call you. The virgin queen.
我不是皇后 I'm not the queen.
只说对了一半 That's only half an answer.
千万人民的意志坚强的统治者 坐在象牙塔中 The strong-willed ruler of ten million people, sitting in her ivory tower...
不可触摸,未婚,而且不易接近 untouched, unwed and unapproachable.
假如你认识我的父亲 你就会了解我 If you had known my father, you would understand me.
他是一个独裁者 He was an absolute ruler.
他用铁腕统治他的人民 He governed his people with an iron hand...
但是他在我五岁生日的时候 送给我一只小白马 but he gave me a white pony for my fifth birthday.
他做了很多错事 He was wrong about many things...
但他是根据老辈人的方式作出决定的 but he made his decisions according to the ways of his predecessors.
我学会了西方的生活方式 因此我变得有点自相矛盾... I learned the way of the West, so I've become a little of both--
很难融合两种极端的事物 a paradox-- and it is hard to reconcile the extremes.
来杯香槟,为融合干杯 Have a glass of champagne. Does wonders for extremes.
让我们友谊长存 It's been known to launch some lasting friendships.
- 您不信任我吗? - 不是 - Don't you trust me? - No.
- 您感到害怕了? - 不是 - Are you afraid? - No.
当我三岁大的时候,第一次骑象 I was three years old when I rode my first elephant.
我在六岁时我 第一次去"safrari"... I was six when I went on my first ""safrari""--
"frasari"... ""frasari""--
狩猎野兽... wild animal hunt--
十岁时我打到了第一只老虎 and I was ten when I bagged my first tiger.
但我从没忘记可爱的小白马 But I'll never forget my lovely little pony.
你何时捕获它的? When did you bag him?
哦,你又开玩笑了,你真的不喜欢动物 Oh, you're making fun again. You really don't like animals.
别相信一个不关心动物的男人 Don't trust a man who doesn't care about animals...
别信任一只 and don't trust an animal...
不关心人类的动物 who doesn't care about people.
你为什么不喜欢人们? Why you don't like people?
我喜欢人们 I like people.
那就是说,我不... That's supposed to be me who doesn't...
像是人,对不对? Iike people, right?
如果您要这么说 If you say so.
我没这么说,你是这样说的 I don't say so. You say so.
- 对不对? - 我是这么说的 - Right? - I said so.
你还做了另一件事,你没告诉我事实 And another thing you did, you didn't tell me the truth.
- 什么? - 关于香槟酒,关于这个 - About what? - About champagne. About this.
哦,男孩,你撒谎 Oh,boy, did you fib.
你说会有些极端的事 You said something about extremes.
确实发生了奇妙的事 It does wonders for them.
远远不止这些,它会使嘴唇麻木 It does more than that. It makes your lips numb.
我感觉不到它们,它们还在那里吗? I can't feel them. Are they still there?
让我看一下 Let's have a look.
你没告诉我这些 You didn't tell me about that part.
随你做什么,我都感觉不到 Won't do you any good. I can't feel it.
你自己放爆竹 Hoisted on your own petard.
哦,没碰到嘴唇就不要这样说 Oh, don't try to say that when you haven't got any lips.
我烂醉如泥 I'm plastered.
- 这样说对不对 - 是的,这样说很恰当 - If that's the right expression. - Yes, that's the right expression.
你是一个骗子和一个说谎者 You're a fraud and a liar...
而且你还想利用我 and you think you are going to take advantage of me.
哦,不你认为我是这样的人 Oh, no. You think I am.
我知道你是,那是计划,是不是? I know you are. That's the plan, isn't it?
灌我香槟酒 Feed me champagne...
让我失去控制 break down the inhibitions...
然后呔嗬 and tallyho.
没有处女皇后 No more virgin queen.
哦,我们喝光了香槟酒 Oh, we're all out of champagne.
- 我去拿另外一瓶 - 哦,不! - I'll get another bottle. - Oh, no!
我更喜欢留点清醒 I prefer to remain conscious...
因为我可以先看看 so I may view the attempted seduction at firsthand...
你想做什么,查理 because you've got a surprise coming, Charlie.
我在下面有个朋友 I got friends in low places.
你一侵犯我,我就叫他攻击你 You make one pass at me, and I'll sic him on you.
你知道吗? Understand?
如果他动一动,毫不留情的攻击他 If he moves a muscle, attack without mercy.
你看见了,查理? You see, Charlie?
你以寡敌众,二对一 You're outnumbered, two against one...
我不关心你能否变魔术 and I don't care if you can juggle.
- 什么? - 我没说什么 - What? - I didn't say anything.
嗯?你的舌头给猫吃了? Hmm? Cat got your tongue?
吃了他的舌头?嗯,嗯 我朋友说它没吃 Got his tongue? Mm-mm. My friend says he hasn't got it.
- 你为什么不说些什么? - 我觉得没什么好说的 - Then, why don't you say something? - I couldn't think of anything to say.
你何不再吻我一次? Why don't you kiss me again?
很乐意 All right.
你知道吗,查理?我可以感觉到一个 You know what, Charlie? I could feel that one.
再来一次 Again.
如果我是我的父亲,我会拷打你 If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.
不,如果你是你的父亲 No. If you were your father...
我怕是不会吻你了 I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.
好主意,查理 Good thinking, Charlie.
那么,既然现在弄清楚了我是谁 Then, now that we've straightened out who I am...
你还会做些什么吗? what are you going to do about it?
哪有你这样的朋友?你应该进攻才是 What kind of a friend are you? You were supposed to attack.
不作朋友,查理,现在你以众欺寡 No friends, Charlie. Now you got me outnumbered.
我想我们是朋友 I thought we were friends.
你是魔术师,我是处女皇后 You are the juggler. I am the virgin queen.
有人要赢 Somebody's got to win.
朋友不会这样做的 Friends don't act like that.
是想做朋友,查理,还是要赢? Want to be friends, Charlie, or want to win?
你真的想知道? You really want to know?
怎么回事? What's wrong?
我不清楚...我想我得走了... I don't feel-- I think I'm going--
再见,查理 Good-bye, Charlie.
这里,嗯 Here, um--
亲爱的 达拉 Darling. Dala.
夫人?殿下! Ma'am? Your Highness!
哦,谢谢你,抬高 Oh, thank you. Up.
总算好了 There we are.
哈罗,查理斯叔叔 Hello, Uncle Charles.
乔治! George!
哈罗,早安,听着,这个侄子怎么回事? Hello. Good morning. Listen, what about this nephew?
- 你怎么知道的? - 昨晚我在酒吧遇见他了 - How did you find out? - I met him in the bar last night.
那就是我要你解释的事 That's what I was trying to explain to you at the window.
- 你怎么啦? - 雅克把我拉回了旅馆 - What happened to you? - Jacques dragged me back to the hotel.
- 我到处找你 - 是吗,我也到处找你 - I looked everywhere for you. - Well, I looked everywhere for you.
事实上,我差点与你侄子睡一张床上 In fact, I nearly climbed in bed with your nephew.
- 什么? - 不要紧,我已经解决好了 - You what? - Don't worry. I took care of it.
好吧,他过了一个精彩的晚上 我几乎把公主和他一起放在床上 Well, he had kind of a heavy night. I almost put the princess in bed with him.
- 真的吗? - 你从哪里拿到这个的? - Really? - What you got there?
留给查理斯叔叔的便条 A note to Uncle Charles.
亲爱的查理斯叔叔,不要担心 ""Dear Uncle Charles, Don't worry about a thing.
我为昨晚的事去向公主道歉 I've gone to see the princess to apologize for last night.""
为什么事道歉?没发生什么事 Apologize for what? Nothing happened.
被发现和一个男人有关系 这一定令人很难堪... It must have been rather embarrassing, expecting to end up with one man--
她不想和任何人有关系 She didn't expect to wind up with anybody.
她只喝了两杯香槟 不得不休息一会儿 She just had a couple glasses of champagne and had to rest a while.
- 当然 - 想想他占了我的房间 - Of course. - Think of him taking over my room.
- 你不知道他要来吗? - 不,我已几年没看到他了 - Well, didn't you know he was coming? - No. I haven't seen him for years.
但他是谁?他是作什么的? But who is he? What is he?
好吧,他是我的侄子,真的 他是我最小的弟弟的儿子 Well, he is my nephew, really. He's my late brother's son...
从他十岁起我就抚养他了 and I've been responsible for him ever since he was ten years old.
我送他到全美国最好的学校去学习 I sent him to all the best schools in America.
事实上,他做得很好 He did very well, as a matter of fact.
瞧,他刚从大学毕业 He's just graduated from college. Look.
他看上去比毕业的时候要老? Isn't he a bit old for school?
他在军中服役了二年 Well, he did two years in the army.
在得了某些奇怪的热带病后变老了些 Then he lost another whole year after that to some strange tropical disease.
无论如何,他确定吸引人 Anyway, he's certainly attractive.
这是家族的遗传 不然,我们就没有共同点了 There's a slight family resemblance. Otherwise, we have nothing in common.
他献身于教育,他在班上是最优秀的 He's dedicated to education. He passed at the top of his class.
喜爱体育运动,而且他从不谈论女孩 Cares nothing about sports, and he's never once mentioned girls.
好吧,他可能不谈论她们 但是他很清楚她们意味着什么 Well, he may not mention them,but he's got a pretty good idea what they are.
事实上,我昨晚几乎走不出这里 In fact, I nearly didn't get out of here last night.
你在开玩笑 You're joking.
听雅克拉小提琴真是痛苦 It was a relief to get back to Jacques and his fiddle.
如果我们不采取措施 他会毁了每件事 Still, if we don't do something soon, he's gonna ruin everything.
- 你的意思是如果我不采取措施 - 应该不会太难 - You mean if I don't do something. - It shouldn't be too difficult.
他只是一个没见过世面的年轻人 He's just a young man who's not been out in the world.
那是因为他把所有的时间 都花费在卧室上了 That's because he's been spending all his time in the bedroom.
- 我对你感到惊讶 - 哦,我能处理这件事 - I'm surprised at you. - Oh, I can handle it.
事实上,如果家族的遗传 比你想象中的要多的话 As a matter of fact, it might be rather intriguing...
你侄子还是很有魅力的 particularly if the family resemblance goes deeper than you think.
我嫉妒 I'm envious.
看上去我们都有相同的缺点,亲爱的 Well, it seems that we're somewhat in the same spot, my love.
你嫉妒乔治,我嫉妒公主 You envy George, and I envy the princess.
我真的不知道我以后要做些什么 I really don't know what I'm going to do yet.
我可能回大学去拿个博士头衔 I might even go back to college and get my doctorate.
但是我的计划被打乱了 But I'm torn.
我觉得在这个世界上 有这么多事要做 I feel there's so many things to be done in the world...
在那些落后国家,我可能会有所作为 so many backward countries where I might be useful.
我甚至考虑过维和部队 I've even been considering the Peace Corps.
你的确不像你的叔叔 You're certainly not much like your uncle.
是呀,除了杂志和报纸上所能看到的 Well, I don't know too much about my uncle...
我对叔叔了解的不多 except what I've read in the newspapers and magazines.
- 不能靠那些来评价一个人 - 不? - One certainly mustn't judge by that. - No?
毕竟,无论我今天怎么样 是他抚养了我 After all, whatever I am today, he made it possible.
我想至少每个人都有一个优点 I guess everyone has at least one redeeming quality.
是的 Yes.
早安,殿下,狗的毛发 Good morning, Your Highness. Hair of the dog.
- 容我介绍克劳西亚夫人 - 早安 - May I present Madame Clouseau. - Good morning.
- 这是我的侄子乔治 - 是的 我们昨晚在酒吧见过面了 - This is my Americanized nephew George. - Yes. We met at the bar last night.
- 你的咳嗽好了吗? - 哦,谢谢你,完全好了 - How is your cough? - Oh, it's completely gone. Thank you.
你应该来杯这个 它会使你觉得浑身舒畅 You should have a glass of this. It'll put everything in its right perspective.
今天早晨我的状态很好 我看你的腿比昨天好多了 My perspective is excellent this morning. I see your leg is much better.
哦,好了很多,夫人 谢谢你,非常感谢 Oh, it's a vast improvement, ma'am. Thank you. Very much better.
昨晚在我们送你回家之后 我们好好聚了一下 We had a wonderful family reunion last night after we carried you home.
- 他还是一个小伙子 - 我看的出来 - He's quite a lad. - So I've discovered.
他想参加维和部队 像林顿一样在维和部队 He's considering the Peace Corps. Imagine a Lytton in the Peace Corps.
要小心,说不定你会给家族带来荣誉 Be careful, or you'll be giving your family a good name.
- 请坐下 - 不,谢谢你 - Please sit down. - No, thank you.
我是在去滑雪的路上 偶然遇上了查理斯先生 I was on my way to ski when I ran into Sir Charles.
- 你滑雪吗?林顿先生 - 滑雪? - Do you ski, Mr. Lytton? - Ski?
- 不,不怎么样 - 你应该学学,乔治 - No, not very well. - You should learn, George.
如果不是腿受了伤我会亲自教你 If it wasn't for this ropy leg of mine, I'd take you in hand myself.
虽然我刚刚向你叔叔学习 但是我很高兴能教你 I'm hardly in your uncle's class, but I'd be happy to teach you.
我确信夫人是一位优秀的老师 她能很好的带你入门 I'm sure Madame is an excellent teacher. She could surely get you started right.
好吧,那太麻烦你了 Well, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, yeah.
我很高兴,一点也不麻烦 Not at all. It would be a pleasure.
也许你喜欢现在就开始 Perhaps you'd like to come along now.
乔治,你不能错过这样的邀请 George, you can't pass up an invitation like that.
我没有滑雪衣和滑雪橇 I haven't got the proper clothes, and I don't have any skis.
好吧,商店会解决问题的 任何费用由我来付 Well, the shop will fix you up. Just charge everything to me.
谢谢,殿下,希望能再见你 Thanks. Your Highness, hope to see you again.
如果你回来的早 我乘下午的火车离开 If you're back early. I'm leaving on the afternoon train.
- 旅途愉快 - 谢谢 - Have a nice trip. - Thank you.
- 谢谢,查理斯叔叔 - 玩的开心点 - Thanks, Uncle Charles. - Have fun.
- 再见 - 再见 - Good-bye. - Good-bye.
- 留意她,她知道她在做什么 - 我对她有信心 - Mind her. She knows what she's doing. - I'm sure she does.
- 你不再坐一会儿? - 不,我们还要去滑雪场 - You're not staying? - No. We're off to the slopes.
我来关门,再见,查理斯叔叔 I'll get the door. So long, Uncle Charles.
- 玩得开心 - 谢谢 - Have fun. - Thanks.
刚刚正好,谢谢你,你真的不想来点? Just in time. Thank you. You sure you won't join me?
真的不要 Quite sure.
- 你一定要今天下午离开吗? - 是的 - Do you have to leave this afternoon? - Yes.
是不是有点突然? Isn't this departure rather sudden?
一点也不,你为什么这么认为? Not at all. Why do you think so?
好吧,我在想是不是因为昨晚的事... Well, I just thought that after last night--
我今天走跟昨晚无关 My leaving has nothing to do with last night.
- 是吗? - 你还不了解我 - Hasn't it? - You don't know me very well.
不,但是我想昨晚我们的关系有了进展 No,but I thought last night I was making some progress.
那是因为香槟的原因,跟其它无关 That was champagne, nothing more.
好吧,无论它是什么,非常有趣 Well, whatever it was, it was very interesting.
- 我真的不记得了 - 不要敷衍我了 - I really don't remember. - That's such an awful old cliche.
- 真的 - 你知道,多数的女人 - It's true. - You know, the majority of women...
她们喝多了之后放下了矜持 they have half a glass too much and let down the barriers a little...
然后她们在早晨怀着内疚醒来 then they wake up in the morning riddled with guilt...
说"我不记得"来解释发生过的事情 and think they can reclaim their virtue by saying, ""l don't remember.""
你是说我已经被人碰过,是吗? Are you saying my virtue is not intact?
- 你自己清楚 - 我为什么要心虚? - You know it is. - Then why should I feel guilty?
你不关心发生过什么 You're not concerned about what happened.
你担心可能要发生什么 You're worried about what might have happened.
那使你易受伤害,那使你成为一个女人 That makes you vulnerable. That makes you a woman.
你是个傲慢的白痴 You're an arrogant fool.
也许吧,但是在我说了这些之后 真正的女人会打我耳光 Perhaps. But after what I just said, a real woman would've slapped my face.
我很高兴就这样结束,又是朋友了? Whew, I'm glad that's over. Friends again?
是朋友 Friends.
很好,至少现在你得让我送你到车站 Good. Now the least you can do is let me take you to the station.
- 好吧 - 但是,你真的必须走? - All right. - You really have to go, though?
- 是的,我一定要走 - 哦,那太遗憾了 - Yes, I must go. - Oh, that's too bad.
- 难道我不能你留下来吗? - 不能 - Nothing I can say to make you stay? - Nothing.
- 你必须在几点赶到那里? - 3:00 - What time do you have to be there? - 3:00.
3:00整,我会到这里,殿下 3:00 on the dot, I'll be here, Your Highness.
3:00 3:00.
瞧,我们一定要现在开始上课吗? Look, do we have to start the lessons right away?
那是我们为什么到这里的原因 不是吗? That's what we're up here for, is it not?
我希望我们可以像昨晚那样谈谈 I was hoping we could talk about last night.
- 我们迟些谈谈 - 你在床上更有趣 - We can talk about that later. - You were more fun in bed.
- 你能帮我一个忙吗?林顿先生 - 当然,是否叫我乔治 - Would you do me a favor, Mr. Lytton? - Sure, if you call me George.
忘了昨晚,当时我很冲动 Forget about last night. I was impetuous.
我喝多了,和我丈夫吵了一架 I had too much to drink, and I'd just had a fight with my husband.
对你来说可能容易忘记 但是在你离开之后我一直合不上眼 It might be easy for you to forget,but I didn't sleep a wink after you left.
真是失败 It was a very frustrating experience.
恐怕那是你的问题 对此我从没任何想法 I'm afraid that's your problem, but I wouldn't make any plans.
哦,我从不作任何设想 我只是跟着感觉走,你知道吗? Oh, I never make any plans. I just sort of follow my instincts, you know?
乔治,到山下有四英里 George, it's four miles down the mountain...
而且我是一个滑雪高手 and I'm a very good skier.
太相信感觉的话会摔断脖子的 You follow your instincts too closely, and you're liable to break your neck.
现在,最主要的是学滑雪 Now, the first things to learn about skiing are the fundamentals.
让我看你转个弯 Let's see you turn around.
看起来没那么容易,让我扶你一把 It's not as easy as it looks. Let me give you a hand.
哈,让我们试试比较容易的东西 很容易的 Ah, let's try something easier. It's a lot easier, honest.
- 我告诉你控制住 - 我很忙,你来吧 - I told you to watch those instincts. - I'm busy. You watch them.
- 你令人讨厌的 - 是的,我就是这样 - You're abominable. - Yeah, that's me.
- 喜马拉雅雪人 - 现在,乔治,停下来! - The Abominable Snowman. - Now, George, stop it!
低能儿! Imbecile!
也许我们能再次相见 Perhaps we'll meet again.
- 再见,查理斯先生 - 就一会儿 - Good-bye, Sir Charles. - Just a minute.
- 是他,他来了 - 谁? - That's him. There he goes. - Who?
偷你狗的男人,坐在那辆小车中 The man who stole your dog, in that little car.
哇! Whoa!
- 进行的怎么样? - 不错,我会想她的 - How's it going? - Fine. I'm going to miss her.
给你一个教训 从不和你的受害人太热乎 Let that be a lesson to you. Never get too involved with your victims.
- 我们就在这里弄吗? - 不,有一点点难度,快点 - Shall we get out in the open? - No. It's a bit hard here. Come on.
那很好,不错,好 开始,现在给我一拳 That's good. That's okay. Right, start. Give it to me now.
- 他们现在有多近? - 现在 - How close are they? - Now.
- 抱歉,准备好了? - 好了 - Sorry. Ready? - Right.
快点,小狗狗,我们回家了 Come on, little doggy. Here we are.
小心! Look out!
她得到狗了,我迟些见你 She's got the dog. I will see you later.
- 你的微笑令人愉快 - 我有很多可以微笑的事 -Youhave a wonderful smile. - I have a great deal to smile about.
我把安博拿回来了 并且我有了充足的时间 I have Amber back, and I'm having a wonderful time.
你错过了你的培训 You missed your train.
一次在午夜一次在清晨 There's one at midnight and one in the morning.
可能我应该安排再次绑架你的狗 Perhaps I should arrange to have your dog kidnapped again.
那你就不得不呆在这儿了 Then you'd be bound to stay.
上一次绑架她是你安排的? Did you arrange to have her kidnapped the first time?
当然 Of course.
好,我和你赌一万法郎 Well, I am willing to bet you 10,000 francs...
在这个当前时刻幻影在科尔蒂纳 that the Phantom is in Cortina at this very moment...
甚至可能在这个非同寻常的房间里 even perhaps in this very room.
多令人兴奋,你怎么想,塔克先生? How exciting. What do you think, Mr. Tucker?
哦,我同意检察员的看法 Oh, I agree with the inspector.
你们看,最后15个受害人中的10个 参加过安吉拉·唐宁的宴会 You see, 10 of his last 15 victims have been guests at Angela Dunning's parties.
你们都在谈什么呢? What are you all talking about?
- 声名狼籍的幻影 - 我好像从没听说过他 - The notorious Phantom. - I'm afraid I've never heard of him.
我对他知道的太少 他看来不是个好家伙 What little I've read about him, he seems to be quite a fellow.
相信我,很少有小偷像幻影一样聪明 Believe me, there are few thieves who are as clever as the Phantom.
每个小偷都不一样 Each theft is completely different and unique...
观念都很先进 classic in its conception.
不过我想你还在按照旧的理论来工作 But I thought you were working on the theory that he does repeat himself.
直到你开始关注安吉拉·唐宁的宴会 Only as far as Angela Dunning's parties are concerned.
然而,还有另外一个副本 However, there is one other duplication...
但可以说那是他的标志,他的名片 but that is his trademark, his calling card, so to speak.
他总是留下一双白色花纹的手套 He always leaves a white monogrammed glove.
听起来极其可怕 Sounds terribly theatrical.
殿下,如果我是幻影 我早已选好我的替罪羊 Your Highness, if I were the Phantom, I'd have chosen my victim already.
真的?是谁? Really? And who would that be?
好,谁有世界上的传奇钻石? Well, who has the most fabulous diamond in the world?
- 假设我有 - 没错,偷香窃玉 - I suppose I do. - Exactly. The Pink Panther.
他一定抵御不了这种诱惑 他一定会来试试 Such a prize he could never resist. He would be bound to try for it.
恐怕他会失望的 "窃玉偷香"在我的保险箱里... I'm afraid he'd be disappointed. The Pink Panther is in my safe at--
殿下,请,别说了,不在这儿 Your Highness, please. Don't say it, not here.
如果你觉得我不是太好管闲事,殿下 If I'm not being too nosy, Your Highness...
我在一些地方读到有一些 关于"窃玉偷香"拥有者的争论 I read somewhere there was some dispute over the ownership of the Pink Panther.
它是属于我的,它是继父给我的礼物 It belongs to me. It was a gift from my late father.
- 我永远不会交出来 - 你为什么要交出来? - I shall never surrender it. - Why should you?
当现任政府掌权时 When the present government seized power...
他们要求钻石属于人民 they claimed the diamond was the property of the people.
甚至还有传言说是国际法庭的裁决 There's even some talk of the lnternational Court deciding the issue.
我为什么不偷了钻石 然后放上一双旧手套? Why don't I steal the diamond and leave that old glove behind?
- 你和我可以平分保险 - 好的 - You and I could split the insurance. - All right.
- 我喜欢跳舞,殿下? - 我喜欢 - I feel like dancing. Your Highness? - I'd love to.
- 你怎么样,夫人? - 是的,当然 - How about you, madame? - Y es, of course.
- 你的腿好点儿了,查尔斯先生 - 什么? - Your leg is better, Sir Charles. - What?
- 我说,你的腿好点儿了 - 哦,是的,好多了,谢谢你 - I say, your leg is better. - Oh, yes, much better. Thank you.
你知道,塔克先生... You know, Mr. Tucker--
- 这是我的啤酒,老先生 - 我的手,它被烧伤了... - It's my beer, old man. - My hand. It burnt--
对不起 I'm sorry.
坐 Sit down.
看来比我们期望的做的好 Seems to be working out better than we expected.
我们唯一发现的是它不在这儿 The only thing we've found out is that it's not here.
知道它到底在哪儿并不难 You shouldn't have any trouble discovering exactly where it is.
殿下看起来完全迷惑了 Her Highness seems to be completely captivated.
我觉得这太夸张了 I'd say that's a considerable exaggeration.
你有点老态龙钟,你需要一副眼镜 我的爱人 You're either showing a touch of senility or you need glasses, my love.
当我显出老态龙钟的时候,亲爱的 When I'm showing my senility, darling...
你就得天天和孙子在一起了 you'll be occupying your time with your grandchildren.
要想有孙子首先得有儿子 One has to have children before one has grandchildren.
你别激我 You wouldn't dare.
雅克会做一个非常出色的父亲 他有许多弥补的办法 Jacques would make a wonderful father. He has many redeeming qualities.
说一个 Name one.
他很和蔼,忠诚,可靠,孝顺 He's kind, loyal, faithful, obedient.
你随便嫁给一个 叫斯哥特或德克申德的男孩算了 You're either married to a Boy Scout or a Dachshund.
- 并且他爱我 - 那就排除了斯哥特 - And he adores me. - That eliminates the Boy Scouts.
- 晚上好 - 谢谢 - Good night. - Thank you.
- 你看起来好像丢了什么东西 - 是的 - You seem to have lost something. - Y es.
- 你是不是想借我的舞伴? - 谢谢,查理叔叔,是的 - How'd you like to borrow mine? - Thanks, Uncle Charles, yes.
夫人 Madame.
- 你刚才在躲着我 - 那是你自己这么认为 - You've been avoiding me. - That about describes it.
- 你知道我在想什么? - 嗯,所以我才躲着你 -You know what I've been thinking? -Y es, that's why I've been avoiding you.
我认为那晚上在我叔叔的卧室里 你没有真的来找我 I don't think you were really looking for me that night in my uncle's bedroom.
- 别开玩笑 - 不,我是认真的 - Don't be ridiculous. - No, I mean it.
你到今天还不信任我 Not the way you treated me today.
- 你知道我怎么想的? - 怎么想的? - You know what I think? - What?
好吧... Well--
哦,是的 Oh, yeah.
你怎么想的,乔治? What do you think, George?
好,我想可能我错了 Well, I think maybe I was wrong.
很抱歉我必须走了 我必须去打一个很重要的电话 I'm sorry I have to leave, but I must make a very important phone call.
- 不能等等吗? - 恐怕不行 - Can't it wait? - I'm afraid not.
晚安 Good night.
现在好多了 That's better.
我会很快洗个澡,亲爱的 然后我就过来陪你 Just a quick shower, my love, and I will be right with you.
请等一下 One moment, please.
喂... Hello--
克劳西亚检察员 Inspector Clouseau.
克劳西亚检察员,我是一个警察长官 Inspector Clouseau, this is the prefect of police.
- 我有关于幻影的消息 - 幻影? - I have information about the Phantom. - The Phantom?
是的,你必须马上来,我在 Brunico Y es, you must come at once. I'm in Brunico.
Brunico,但那是在 Brunico 啊 我是说那离这有30英里远 Brunico, but that's in Brunico. I mean, that's 30 miles from here.
我在这儿发现的信息 It is here that I have discovered the information.
这很紧急,你要立刻过来 我不能多说了,我被监视了 It is imperative you come immediately. I cannot say more. I am being watched.
是,我理解,是的 Yes. I understand, yes.
对不起,亲爱的,我有重要的行动 I'm sorry, my darling. Important police business.
我会尽可能的早点儿回来 I will be back with you as soon as possible.
我明白,亲爱的 I understand, my love.
- 亲爱的 - 什么事? - My darling. - Yes?
我这个丈夫真的很羡慕 其他所有的丈夫们 I am a husband that must be envied by all other husbands.
我相信没有一个丈夫像你这样 I'm sure no one ever had a husband like you.
亲爱的 My darling.
亲爱的,别动不要害怕 My darling, don't move. Don't panic.
因为我的帽子 All that has happened is that my hat has caught...
卡在你的小发卡上了 in one of your naughty little hairpins.
瞧 Voila.
你知道,像这样的时刻 You know, at times like this...
我希望我只是一个普通的农夫 I wish I was but a simple peasant.
在这个时刻你让我认识到我有多幸运 It's times like this that make me realize how lucky I really am.
他去 Brunico 了 来了个电话说有关幻影的事 He's gone to Brunico. Another call about the Phantom.
好,有事情发生了 Well, there's something going on.
我不太清楚发生了什么 但是有不对劲的地方 I don't quite know what it is, but there's something wrong.
你想放弃吗? Do you want to call it off?
我不知道,我正在考虑 I don't know. I'm considering it.
- 你有没有考虑别的? - 是什么? - Have you considered something else? - What's that?
可能是你的良心发现 The possibility that you're growing a conscience.
- 良心?什么良心? - 公主 - A conscience? About what? - The princess.
- 你真荒谬 - 不,我只是凭一个女人的直觉 - You're being ridiculous. - No, I'm just being a woman.
这一次你选你自己 作为一个迷人的替死鬼 This time, you've chosen yourself a fascinating victim.
我怀疑你破坏了第一条规则 把你自己卷进去了 I suspect you've broken the first rule and allowed yourself to become involved.
你是一个女人,好吧 You're being a woman, all right.
这显而易见,竞争总是让女人很无聊 That's obvious. Competition always makes a woman obvious.
- 谁啊? - 服务员 - Who is it? - Bellboy.
等一下 Wait a minute.
- 是什么? - 花 - What is it? - Flowers.
- 乔治! - 恶作剧还是请客 - George! - Trick or treat.
- 现在,等一下 - 我从大堂拿来的 - Now, wait a minute. - I found these growing in the hall.
- 你可以走了 - 你怎么能这样待客? - You get right out of here. - What kind of hospitality is that?
可是,听着 我丈夫随时都可能回来 But, listen, my husband could be back any minute.
他现在肯定在去 Brunico 的半途中 He must be about halfway to Brunico by now.
你必须马上去 Brunico,检察员 "You must come to Brunico immediately, lnspector.
我有关于幻影的消息 I have information about the Phantom.
等你到了 Brunico 在那儿等一个警察长官... And while you're in Brunico, waiting for the prefect of police--"
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
"我应该调查你的妻子" "l shall be investigating your wife."
谁也不知道,嗯? One never knows, huh?
也许幻影藏在床下? Perhaps the Phantom is hiding under the bed?
像这样就够了 That's more like it.
- 你自己应该感到羞耻 - 是我计划的 - You should be ashamed of yourself. - I'm planning on it.
- 如果雅克不去 Brunico 呢? - 没有机会 - Suppose Jacques doesn't go to Brunico? - Not a chance.
如果他发现长官 从未给他打过电话怎么办? Suppose he finds out the prefect never really called him?
- 别说了,你必须离开这里 - 你是我最花功夫的女人 -Stop this. You must get out of here. -You are the damnedest woman I ever met.
你是什么?一个性感的笨蛋? 你先是跳到我的床上 What are you? A sexual yo-yo? First you jump in my bed.
然后你让我离开小山 后来你几乎诱使我上了舞池 Then you push me off a mountain. Then you almost seduce me on the dance floor.
你太吸引我了,我就很自然的... You're terribly attractive, and I'm naturally--
- 不过不是在这儿 - 在哪儿? - But not here. - Where?
我不知道,不过不是今天晚上 I don't know, but not tonight.
你知道你的问题在哪儿? 你不能支配你的大脑 You know what your trouble is? You just can't make up your mind.
- 我结婚了 - 你的丈夫在哪儿? - I am married. - Where's your husband?
在外面12英尺的雪里,追赶着幻影 Out in 12 feet of snow, chasing the Phantom.
- 那是你的主意 - 当然是我的 - That was your idea. - Sure it was.
不过如果他不是那种人 他是不会去的 But if he was any kind of a man, he wouldn't have gone.
- 亲爱的 - 亲爱的? - Darling. - Darling?
门锁了 It's locked.
你去那儿,去 Brunico 的半路上,嗯? There you are. Halfway to Brunico, huh?
天使? Angel?
- 我怎么做? - 开门去 - What do I do? - Answer the door.
- 西蒙妮? - 是的,亲爱的? - Simone? - Yes, dear?
- 但是,雅克,我以为你在... - 那个电话是骗人的 - But, Jacques, I thought you were on-- - That phone call was a ruse.
哦,亲爱的!你受伤了吗,亲爱的? Oh, dear! Are you hurt, my darling?
我不记得这有东西 I don't recall that being there.
不是,它是刚送来的 我以为是你送来的 No, it was sent a while ago. I thought it was from you.
不是,当然不是我叫人送的 No, it certainly was not from me.
这儿发生了一些非常奇怪的事儿 Some very strange things going on here.
我在路上碰到了长官 I passed the prefect on the road.
- 他从未给我打过电话 - 没有? - He never made that call. - No?
这上面没有卡片吗? There was no card with these?
为什么有人想让我去 Brunico? Why should anybody want me to go to Brunico?
哦,亲爱的,对不起 Oh, my darling. I'm so sorry.
- 我想亲你的脚 - 它没事儿 - I was trying to kiss your foot. - It's all right.
- 让我亲亲你的脸 - 好吧 - Let me kiss your face. - It's all right.
亲爱的,对不起,到这儿来 Darling, I'm sorry. Come here.
那不错而且舒服,你属于那个床上 That's nice and comfy. You belong in bed there.
- 亲爱的 - 听我说,亲爱的 - My darling. - Listen, dear.
我们为什么不去下面的酒吧里 喝点儿睡前饮料? Why don't we go down to the bar and have a nightcap?
亲爱的,听着 我们为什么不去好好洗个澡? Darling, listen, why don't I have a nice bath?
然后我们在这个温暖的床上做爱 And afterwards, we have our lovely, warm bed.
别管地上这些脏乱的东西 我们回头再收拾 Don't worry about this mess. We can have it cleaned up later.
- 我们不希望有任何打搅 - 你介不介意我先洗澡? - We don't want any more interruptions. - Would you mind if I bathed first?
你刚才没洗吗? Did you not bathe earlier?
是,我洗了,但是这能让我 暖和而且帮我放松 Y es, I did, but it would warm me up and help me to relax.
好吧,亲爱的 我会告诉你我们做什么 All right, my darling. I'll tell you what we'll do.
就像我们以前做的 当你在那儿的时候 Like we did in the old days, when you're in there...
我会进来帮你擦背 I will come in and scrub your back for you.
你真浪漫,不过我一会儿就好 You're so romantic, but I'll only be a moment.
- 亲爱的? - 嗯? - Darling? - Yes?
- 喂,亲爱的 - 喂,亲爱的 - Hello, my darling. - Hello, my darling.
- 你为什么拉上帘子? - 我想暖和一点儿 - Why did you draw the curtains? - Just to keep me warm.
暖和?暖和是一件事情 那儿一定是地狱 Warm? Warm is one thing. It must be hell in there.
不是,这太奇妙了 No, it's wonderful.
你为什么不让我为你擦背? Why don't you let me wash your back for you?
已经擦过了,亲爱的 我刚才告诉过你,我只是想放松 It's already done, darling. As I told you before, I just want to relax.
我们之间不要有秘密,亲爱的 We must have no secrets from one another, my darling.
我知道,亲爱的 I know, my darling.
我去刷牙然后来陪你 I will brush my teeth and keep you company.
你真好,亲爱的 That's sweet of you, my darling.
喂? Hello?
我想应该让你知道 达拉公主刚刚结完账离开 I thought you would like to know Princess Dala has just checked out.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
亲爱的,你摆脱了那些顽皮的泡沫了? Darling, you got rid of all those naughty little bubbles?
- 你说什么? - 你不在那些泡沫里呆着了? - I beg your pardon? - You got rid of those little bubbles?
是的,我出来了 Y es, I did.
嗨,过来... Hey, come--
快点儿出来 Come out quick.
- 谁啊? - 服务员 - Who is it? - Bellboy.
等一下 One minute.
什么事? Y es?
- 调查员的小提琴,夫人 - 谢谢你 - lnspector's violin, ma'am. - Thank you.
- 夫人,那花 - 没什么,不用管它 - Madame, the flowers. - It's nothing. It doesn't matter.
如果他们在楼下发现了 那我就失业了 If they found out downstairs, I'd lose my job.
- 明天早上再弄吧 - 我叫女服务员过来 - Do it in the morning. - I'll ring for the maid.
- 亲爱的? - 是的,亲爱的? - Darling? - Yes, dear?
- 你想不想给我来擦背? - 我想,不过你看... - How would you like to wash my back? - I'd love to, but you see--
我不得不...我的意思是... 好吧,我冷了 I have to-- I mean-- Well, I'm cold.
拿扫帚来 Get the broom.
过来,快点儿,走 Come on. Hurry up. Go.
一会儿就好,亲爱的 我穿上我的睡衣 Shan't be a moment, my darling. I'll just put on my pajamas.
亲爱的,看,我的右眼进东西了 Darling, look. I think I've got something in my right eye.
- 让我把你放到... - 我是说,左边的,不是,这只 - Let me put you in the-- - I mean, my left one. No, this one.
- 你最好到灯光下面... - 它受伤了! - If you'd come in the light-- - It hurts!
- 站着别动,我看不见 - 它受伤了,我睁不开眼 - Stand still. I can't see it. - It hurts. I cannot open it.
- 在灯光下站着,哪儿? - 这儿 - Stand in the light a moment. Where? - Here.
- 你的眼睛绝对没有东西 - 没有?你看清楚了吗? -There's absolutely nothing in your eye. -Nothing? Are you sure?
只有你的眼睛,其它什么都没有 Only your eye. That is all that is there.
- 你在干什么? - 把手断了 - What are you doing? - It broke off.
把它放回去 我们没时间了 他要出来了 Put it back. We have no time. He's coming back.
到床底下去,快点儿,快 Get under the bed. Come on. Quick.
快点儿 Come on.
- 你为什么不上床,亲爱的? - 我...我正... - Why aren't you in bed, my darling? - I was-- I mean--
我正在,我正要上床 I mean, I'm just going to.
我很冷 I'm cold.
- 我的小提琴 - 行李搬运工刚把它送来 - My Stradivarius. - The porter just brought it in.
我把它送到村里去修了 我希望他们知道如何整形 I sent it to the village to be repaired. I hope they know how to fix plastic.
我也希望能 I hope so too.
到目前为止,非常好 So far, so good.
我们可以看看 We shall see.
比以前好多了 Better than ever.
亲爱的,恐怕我们今天晚上 需要用到它,我的爱人 Dear, I doubt if we shall need it tonight, my love.
我们不需要它,亲爱的 I'm sure we won't, darling.
什么? What?
这非常奇怪 It's very strange.
你为什么不上床? Why don't you come to bed?
你知道,我对此不理解 You know, I don't understand this.
你看 You see...
这些脚印 these footprints...
是鞋踩上去的 they were made by shoes...
不是脚踩上去的 and they were not made by feet.
我起来把灯给关了 I'll just get up and turn off the lights.
终于,终于 At last. At last.
亲爱的,我的小... Darling, my little--
亲爱的,什么事,亲爱的? Darling, what's the matter, my darling?
非常奇怪,亲爱的,我突然感觉很冷 It's very strange, my love, but suddenly I'm freezing cold.
- 你很冷? - 窗户是开着的 - You're freezing cold? - The window is open.
窗户开了,有时新鲜空气对健康有益 The window's open. Sometimes it's healthy to have fresh air.
健康是一回事,但这是地狱,亲爱的 Healthy is one thing, but it's hell in here, my love.
外面是零下10度,亲爱的 Ten below zero outside, my darling.
那比较好 That's better.
- 那儿,亲爱的 - 嗯? - There, my darling. - Yes?
终于! At last!
- 嗯? - 我刚到市镇 - Yes? - I just arrived in town.
警察没找麻烦 No trouble with the police yet.
我知道公主明天有重要来宾 I understand the princess is expecting important visitors here tomorrow.
- 她有没有说有关她离开的事情? - 你是谁? - She say anything about leaving? - Who is this?
- 嗯? - 请接达拉公主 - Y es? - Princess Dala, please.
她刚结完帐走了 Her Highness checked out a short while ago.
查理叔叔 Uncle Charles.
你说什么? What did you say?
我说他能作为博尔吉亚家族的成员过来 I said he could come as one of the Borgias.
那么他就不用给他的堂兄解释 Then he wouldn't have to explain his cousin.
什么是博尔吉亚家族? What's a Borgia?
晚上好 Good evening.
我是说... I mean--
我和其他男人一样在床上享受香槟 我的天使 I enjoy champagne in bed as much as the next man, my angel.
但是从现在开始还有没有 更实际的方法? But from now on, perhaps a more practical approach?
对不起,亲爱的 我只是想给你一个惊喜 I'm sorry, my darling. I just wanted to surprise you. That's all.
- 这一晚上满是惊喜 - 你能再说一遍 - It's been a night of surprises. - You can say that again.
它是... It's been--
无论如何,无论如何... Anyway, anyway--
- 亲爱的? - 嗯? - My love? - Yes?
我能不能说你不在这儿? Shall I say you're not here?
不行,好了,亲爱的,我来接 No, it's all right, darling. I'll answer it.
- 嗯! - 哦,塔克,在这儿,检察员 - Yes! - Oh, Tucker here, lnspector.
绑架那只狗的人开着一辆租来的车 The man who kidnapped the dog was driving a rented car.
他已被确认为是一个叫阿托弗的人 He's been identified as a man named Artoff.
现在,伦敦通知我们 有一个符合特征描述的男人 Now, London informs us that a man of his description...
现在被查理斯·林顿先生雇佣 is at present employed by Sir Charles Lytton.
我知道了,马上过来 I see. Come up immediately.
- 查理斯,先生! - 查理斯,先生? - Sir Charles! - Sir Charles?
他是幻影!这一次我真的抓住他了 He's the Phantom! I've really got him this time.
查理斯先生?开门 Sir Charles? Open that door.
我知道你在那儿,查理斯先生 开门,我们是警察 I know you're in there, Sir Charles. Open up. This is the police.
- 我开火的时候站在后面 - 不,别这样,老家伙 - Stand back while I fire. - No, don't do that, old man.
雅克知道了 Jacques knows.
其他人也知道 乔治拿了我的幻影工具箱 And somebody else. George has got my do-it-yourself Phantom kit.
我得离开这儿了 I've got to get out of here.
- 好,他的衣服还在这儿 - 可能他已经跑了 - Well, his clothes are still here. - Perhaps he's already escaped.
不可能,他没意识到我在抓他 Most unlikely. He doesn't realize that I am onto him.
现在,听着,老先生 Now, listen, old man.
毕竟我们还没有证据表明 阿托弗就是那个驾驶的人 After all, we've no proof that Artoff was the man driving the lnnocente.
查理斯先生是我们的人 我的每一个本能告诉我的 Sir Charles is our man. My every instinct tells me so.
小心,傻瓜 你不知道你的子弹已经上膛了? Careful, you fool. You realize this gun is loaded?
我现在该做的是穿上衣服 搜查旅馆剩余的部分 What I must do now is get dressed and search the rest of the hotel.
- 你找到他了吗? - 没有,但是他不会太远 - Did you find him? - No, but he can't be far.
我必须快点儿穿衣服然后... I must dress quickly and get--
- 没了 - 什么没了? - It's gone. - What's gone?
我的外套! My coat!
我的苏格兰魁北克牌的!它不见了! My Surete-Scotland-Yard-type macintosh! It's gone!
晚上好,检察员 Good evening, lnspector.
- 是赛罗德吗? - 克劳希亚检察员 - What is it, Saloud? - lnspector Clouseau.
殿下,请原谅我打断你 Your Highness, please excuse this interruption.
我有非常重要的消息 这是伦敦劳埃德的塔克先生 I have news of great importance. This is Mr. Tucker of Lloyds of London.
- 我们以前见过面 - 我也见过她,你知道 - And we have met before. - I've met her, too, you know.
是的,我知道,不过我们现在又遇见她了 Yes, I know, but we are meeting her again now.
什么消息? What is this news?
殿下,我发现了幻影的身份 Your Highness, I have discovered the identity of the Phantom.
- 你别说 - 我要说 - You don't say. - I do say.
- 当然,我们不确定 - 我确定 - Of course, we're not positive. - I am positive.
是他,我相信,这个时刻他在罗马 He is, I believe, at this very moment here in Rome.
- 真的? - 是的 - Really? - Yes.
你有没有看见 或听说查理斯·林顿先生? Have you seen or heard from Sir Charles Lytton?
我离开科尔蒂纳的时候还没听说 怎么了? Not since I left Cortina. Why?
查理斯先生和幻影是同一个人 Sir Charles and the Phantom are one and the same.
- 你开玩笑 - 我是认真的 - You're not serious. - I am serious.
我能理解让殿下您接受 这个事实很困难 I can understand how difficult it is for Your Highness to accept the facts.
查理斯先生是一个善于说服 而且有魅力的男人 Sir Charles is a very persuasive and attractive man.
他也是查理斯·林顿先生 一个有相当影响和名声的男人 He is also Sir Charles Lytton, a man of considerable influence and reputation.
她有点儿极端,你知道 She's got quite a point there, you know.
他是一个骗子,我要证实这一点 He is a fraud, and I shall prove it.
其间,我希望得到你的允许 让武装卫兵包围他的房子 Meanwhile, I would like your permission to surround the house with armed guards.
- 我在别墅里拿到这个宝石 - 是的 - I take it the gem is in the villa. - It is.
但是先生你知道 今天晚上我有一个相当大的宴会 But as you gentlemen know, I'm having a rather large party this evening.
我保证,你的客人不会受到任何阻拦 I assure you, your guests will be caused no embarrassment whatsoever.
他们甚至不会感觉到有我们的人在 They will not even be aware that my men are present in their disguises.
如果是那样的话,你就有我的授权 In that case, you have my permission.
谢谢 Thank you.
殿下,记住我的话 Your Highness, mark my words...
如果查理斯先生傻到 今天晚上去偷你的钻石 if Sir Charles is foolish enough to attempt to steal your diamond tonight...
你会作为证人去抓声名狼籍的幻影 you will be witness to the capture of the notorious Phantom.
先生们 Gentlemen.
- 计划发生了变化 - 没有 - The plans will have to be changed. - No.
我们一定要确认查理斯先生 没有偷宝石 We just have to make sure that Sir Charles doesn't steal the jewel.
- 喂 - 喂,塔克 - Hello. - Hello, Tucker.
- 想不想喝一杯? - 不,谢谢 - Like a drink? - No, thank you.
我在有任务的时候从不喝酒 你应该知道,从不,从不 I never drink whilst I'm on duty. You should know that. Never, never.
- 哦,好,干杯 - 干杯 - Oh, well, cheers. - Cheers.
- 暖和 - 是的,那儿一定是地狱 - Warm. - Yes, it must be hell in there.
我打赌那儿没有这儿好 Bet it's not so good in there.
- 有没有可疑的事情? - 没有,没有要担心的 - Anything suspicious? - No, nothing to worry about.
到处都有我的人,这儿,那儿 My men are everywhere, mingling here, mingling there.
时刻注意,注意 Watching all the time, watching.
你怎么敢在有任务的时候还喝酒! 那里面有什么? How dare you drink whilst on duty! Who is inside there?
- 沃尔特警官! - 雅克警官 - Sergeant Walter! - Sergeant Quinn.
如果有任何像这样的行为 我就让你滚蛋 Any more behavior like this, and I'll have your stripes.
现在离开这里继续观察 Now get out of here and start mingling again.
真有趣,那个斑马和花纹? That's funny. That zebra and the stripes?
- 是,非常好,非常好 - 不错,不错 - Y es, very good, very good. - Not bad, not bad.
好,我想我会融合进这舞会的 Well, I think I'll mingle.
对 Right.
我有没有告诉你 这是我今年办的最大的社交活动? Didn't I tell you that I'd make this the biggest social success of the year?
你当然说过 Certainly you did.
我唯一担心的是,当然 你的下一场怎么做? The only thing that worries me is, of course, what do we do for your next one?
- 我怎么能超越这个? - 我相信你会想到办法 - How can I possibly top this? - I'm sure you'll think of something.
- 对不起 - 当然,亲爱的,尽情的玩! - Excuse me. - Of course, love. Have a ball!
嗨,你! Hello, you!
请给我看一下你的请柬? May I see your invitation, please?
好的 All right.
劳斯莱斯里有没有其他暴徒? Wasn't there another gorilla in a Rolls-Royce?
有,可能是一个富裕的叔叔 Y es, probably a rich uncle.
你们看,先生们?极其安全 You see, gentlemen? Perfectly safe.
一个人不可能太仔细,这个宴会... 你的客人们都带着面具 One cannot be too careful. This party-- All your guests wearing masks.
可能幻影已经完成了他的工作 It was just possible that the Phantom had already done his work.
没有请柬 查理斯先生怎么能通过守卫? Without an invitation, how could Sir Charles get past your guards?
幻影所关心的是哪儿,殿下... Where the Phantom is concerned, Your Highness--
怎么了? What's wrong?
- 你在干什么? - 问题是,你在干什么? - What are you doing? - The question is, what are you doing?
- 我抗议! - 立刻拿下你的头套! - I protest! - Remove your head at once!
塔克,拿下他的头套 Tucker, remove his head.
- 哦,天呐是我们的大使 - 大使? - Oh, good grief. It's our ambassador. - Ambassador?
我道歉,格雷伍德 My apologies, Lord Cravenwood.
检察员只参加最好的活动 The inspector was only acting with the best of motives.
殿下 Your Highness.
哦,真的,格雷伍德,你妻子怎么想? Oh, really, Lord Cravenwood, what would your wife think?
- 他有什么我没得到的东西? - 乔治! - What's he got that I haven't got? - George!
- 以肉体形式 - 你在这儿干什么? - In the flesh. - What are you doing here?
- 泰山让我今天晚上用这辆车 - 听着,我要和你谈谈 - Tarzan let me use the car tonight. - Listen, I've got to talk to you.
你必须离开这里...哦,亲爱的 You've got to get out of here-- Oh, darling.
格雷伍德,我为所发生的一切表示歉意 Lord Cravenwood, I'm so terribly sorry about what happened.
你看,我在和殿下讨论重要的事情 You see, I was discussing important things with Her Highness...
当我发现你在图书馆门外时 很自然的,我以为... and when I discovered you outside the library door, naturally, I thought--
- 大使 - 是,我知道 - The ambassador. - Y es, I know.
你知道,亲爱的,你整个晚上 都没和我跳舞,我的天使 You know, darling, you haven't danced with me all evening, my angel.
- 哦,对不起,亲爱的 - 都是为了现在这一刻 - Oh, I'm sorry, my darling. - That's all for now.
原谅我!我迷路了 Pardon me! I'm lost.
我必须到主路上来 我在去弗拉斯卡蒂的路上 I must have gotten off the main road. I'm on my way to Frascati.
你得往前走大约半英里 你会看到一个标志 You'll have to go down the road about a half mile. You'll see a sign.
然后向右拐,你就能走到正确的路上 Turn right. It'll take you right to the highway.
对不起,亲爱的,但是我必须 和格雷伍德谈谈很重要 Excuse me, dear, but I've got to talk to Lord Cravenwood. It's very important.
好吧,总之他让我很痒痒 That's okay. He's making me itch anyway.
好的 Fine.
现在,听我说,我知道你 当前的状态,这不行 Now, listen to me. I know what you're up to, and it won't work.
- 你会毁了整个事情 - 对不起,你的优点 - You'll ruin everything. - Excuse me, Your Excellency.
我能插一句吗?非常感谢,先生 May I cut in? Thank you so much, sir.
- 你过得好吗? - 是的 - Are you having a good time? - Yes.
- 非常好 - 不错 - Extremely good time. - Good.
非常好的宴会,亲爱的安吉拉 Fine party, Angela darling.
在午夜时你还能看到焰火 Wait till you see the fireworks at midnight.
喂,老小孩,我可以跳支舞吗? Hello, old boy. May I have this dance?
我从未学过跳舞 我只能听懂节奏,你知道 I never learned to dance. I've simply got natural rhythm, you know.
你说的没错 You're quite right.
向朱庇特主神保证,那看起来... 是他!是查理斯先生! By Jove, that looked-- It is! It's Sir Charles!
塔克! Tucker!
- 检察员! - 塔克! - lnspector! - Tucker!
检察员! Inspector!
把你的脏手从我的话筒上拿开 Take your filthy hands off my asp.
- 查理斯? - 保险箱在哪儿? - Charles? - Where's the safe?
在图书馆,乔治在抢夺它 In the library. George is robbing it.
- 用什么方法? - 快点儿 - Which way? - Come on.
- 但是现在不是在午夜 - 他们把灯关了 - But it's not midnight yet. - They turned the lights out.
殿下一定改变了她的想法 Her Highness must have changed her mind.
是的 All right.
小心我什么也看不见 Be careful. I can't see a thing.
塔克?你在哪儿? Tucker? Where are you?
看清你要去的地方! Watch where you're going!
是这儿的地狱 It's hell in here.
一支蜡烛! A candle!
- 嗨,快点儿,有火柴吗? - 哦,是的,先生 - Hey, quick, got a match? - Oh, yes, sir.
快,快 Quick, quick.
这是哪种蜡烛? What kind of a candle is this?
在那儿,乔治穿着大猩猩服装 In there. George is in the gorilla suit.
- 大猩猩? - 祝你好运 - Gorilla? - Good luck.
大不列颠的章程 Rule, Britannia
大不列颠,统治运动 Britannia, rule the waves
英国人永远不会成为奴隶 Britons never, never, never shall be slaves
哦,章程,大不列颠 Oh, rule, Britannia
大不列颠,统治波动 Britannia, rule the waves
哦,我说! Oh, I say!
检察员!检察员! 哦,检察员,查理斯先生在这儿 Inspector! Inspector! Oh, lnspector, Sir Charles is here.
- 乔治? - 查理斯叔叔? - George? - Uncle Charles?
- 你拿到了吗? - 没有,你呢? - Have you got it? - No, haven't you?
没有,保险箱是空的 No, the safe's empty.
那是什么? What's that?
有的人很不诚实 Someone's being highly dishonest.
跟着我,伙计 Follow me, men.
白痴!他们从我们手上逃跑了! You idiots! They're getting away from us!
帮帮我的脚,塔克先生!塔克先生! Help me to my feet, someone. Mr. Tucker! Mr. Tucker!
在他们后面!快点儿,塔克! After them! Come on, Tucker!
回来!是我! Come back! It's me!
现在回来!快点儿!再快点儿! Come on now! Faster! Faster!
快点儿!你们怎么了? 你不能开的快点儿吗? Hurry! What's the matter with you? Can't you drive this thing faster?
塔克,你错了快点儿!快! Tucker, you're wrong. Come on! Quick!
我告诉你,这是他们逃跑的方向 I tell you, this is the road they've gone up.
别和我争!我告诉你 我知道他们去哪儿了 Don't argue with me! I'm telling you, I know where they've gone.
现在,乔治,我们怎么才能离开这里? Now, George, any idea how we get out of here?
我不知道,这个地方我都走遍了 I don't know. I've been all over this place.
我去过这条街,去了那边,还有那边 我们怎么才能离开这里? I've been up this street, up that one, that one. How we gonna get out of here?
你为什么不试试这条公路? Why don't you try the high road?
我走这条大路你走小路 I'll take the high road. You take the low road.
- 这么远,查理斯叔叔 - 再见,乔治 - So long, Uncle Charles. - Ciao, George.
谁教他开这个东西的? Who taught you to drive this thing?
- 我看到他们了!是他们! - 不,不是! - I see them! That's them! - No, it isn't!
自从我离开大学,我就自己拿主意 Then when I was thrown out of college, I made up my mind.
我自己决定自己的生活 I decided to live a little.
我知道如果我继续完成我的学业 I knew if I continued my academic endeavors...
我就不用每月依赖于你们 I could depend upon that check of yours every month.
你知道我做什么了? 我获得了一间豪华的好莱坞公寓 You know what I did? I took a plush Hollywood apartment.
围着我转的都是有钱的单身汉 Surrounded myself with all of the advantages of a wealthy bachelor.
然后我送你一个极好的职业生涯 Then I sent you glowing reports of a brilliant academic career.
我猜想很多人都不诚实 I suppose a certain amount of dishonesty...
招来了很多骗子 is bound to beget a certain amount of dishonesty.
- 嗨 - 但是,检察员... - Hey. - But, lnspector--
快点,我没有太多时间 Come on, please. I have not much time.
最好是现在 Better be right this time.
- 早上好,先生们 - 早上好,检察员 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Good morning, lnspector.
- 早上好,检察员 - 所有的东西都锐利和发亮的? - Good morning, lnspector. - Everything all sharp and shiny?
只是想让你知道所有的考验 都设在明天早上 Just thought you'd like to know the trial is all set for tomorrow morning.
- 别太长 - 好,听起来值得鼓励 - Shouldn't take too long. - Well, that sounds encouraging.
是的,对我是鼓励,对你可不好 Y es, it's encouraging for me, but bad for you.
喝点儿咖啡,检察员 Have some coffee, lnspector.
如果你告诉我宝石在哪儿 你可以减少很多麻烦 You could save yourself a lot of trouble if you would tell me where the jewel is.
停止服刑保证比做侦探好 Pack in some of that porridge. It's guaranteed good for sleuthing.
- 你拒绝合作? - 我们已经给咖啡和粥出价了 - You refuse to cooperate? - We've offered coffee and porridge.
- 这是所有剩下的 - 我很高兴你对自己满意 - It's all that's left. - I'm glad you're enjoying yourselves.
因为以后的20年你们要呆在这里... Because you're going to be here for the next 20 years--
克劳希亚夫人 Madame Clouseau.
- 殿下 - 夫人 - Your Highness. - Madame.
你不坐下来吗? Won't you sit down?
我会简短的说一下要点 I'll be brief and to the point.
我丈夫感觉他有足够的证据 My husband feels he has enough evidence...
来证实查理斯先生就是幻影 to prove that Sir Charles is the Phantom...
并且证明乔治作为他的同伙也有罪 and to convict George as his accomplish.
在我看来,他们只有一个机会 As I see it, they only have one chance.
是什么? What is that?
如果殿下能够证明... If Your Highness were to testify on their behalf--
不管怎样让陪审团相信 他们没有拿宝石 Somehow convince the jury that they didn't even take the diamond.
- 你让我很吃惊,夫人 - 我希望是 - You surprise me, madame. - I expect to.
趁这个机会我可以悄悄的告诉你 I'm taking the chance you will keep what I'm about to tell you in confidence.
- 我想我能猜到 - 这不太难 - I think I can guess. - It's not too difficult.
检察员克劳希亚的妻子 Being the wife of lnspector Clouseau...
你可以给查理斯很大的帮助 you could have been very helpful to Charles.
我提供了帮助 I have been.
偷我的狗也是计划中的一部分吗? Was stealing my dog all part of the plan?
是在计划之中 That was the plan.
但是我想你应该知道查理斯想放弃过 But I think you should know that Charles wanted to call it off.
宝石一直在你手里 You've had it all the time.
你在国际法庭做出决定之前偷了钻石 You stole the jewel yourself before the lnternational Court made its decision.
为了救查理斯我愿意献出它 但是问题不是那么简单 I'd gladly sacrifice it to save Charles, but it's not so simple.
你不能说你在地上 或其它什么地方捡的? Couldn't you say you found it on the grounds or something?
他们声称是他丢下它然后逃跑的 They'd just claim he dropped it making his escape.
不,为了救查理斯 我们必须证明有人偷了它 No, to save Charles, we must prove that someone else stole it.
但是我们绝不能那样做 But we'd never be able to do that.
我有一个主意 I have an idea.
考验在它的第三天 The trial is in its third day.
意大利法律史上很少 Seldom in the history of ltalian jurisprudence...
有考验能这样激动人心 has a trial created such intense excitement.
上千人...感兴趣,大多是女人... Thousands of people-- It is interesting to note, most of them women--
每天聚在一起希望能瞥见 查理斯·林顿先生 have gathered daily hoping to catch a glimpse of Sir Charles Lytton...
据称他就是声名狼藉的幻影 the man accused of being the notorious Phantom.
法庭昨天把答辩时间延期了 The court adjourned yesterday as the defense requested time...
要调查一个新的重要证据 to investigate certain new important evidence...
有谣言说当法庭今天开庭 and it is rumored that when the court convenes today...
辨方会传一个令人惊讶的证人 the defense will call a surprise witness.
辩方只有一个证人,总统先生 The defense has only one witness, Mr. President.
你能不能叫检察员雅克·克劳希亚 到台上来? Would you please call lnspector Jacques Clouseau to the stand?
我,一个辨方证人? Me, a defense witness?
克劳西亚检察员? Inspector Clouseau?
别担心,亲爱的 你会让这些傻瓜明白的 Nothing to worry about, my darling. You'll make fools out of them.
克劳西亚检察员,你已宣誓作证 Inspector Clouseau, you have testified under oath...
为涉及到这一案子的相关事实 to certain pertinent facts concerning this case.
你的证词和你的独立陈述 Your testimony and your testimony alone...
是怀疑被告罪名成立的主要因素 has been the major factor in casting suspicion on the defendant.
除了幻影他自己以外 你是最了解幻影的 Aside from the Phantom himself, you are the foremost authority on the Phantom.
我把幻影作为生命中最重要的工作 I have made the Phantom my life's work.
你作证幻影是一个频繁的客人 You've testified that the Phantom has been a frequent guest...
在安吉拉·唐宁的无数次宴会上 at the numerous parties given by Miss Angela Dunning.
是的,没错 That is correct. Yes.
你证实每次都是在宴会之后 You've testified it was either during or sometime soon afterwards...
唐宁小姐的客人的珠宝被抢跑 that certain of Miss Dunning's guests were robbed of their jewels.
是的 Yes.
- 这发生过多少次? - 16次 - How many times did this happen? - Sixteen.
- 16个宴会还是16次被盗? - 是的 - Sixteen parties, 16 thefts? - Y es.
- 那么这16次查理斯先生都参加了? - 每次都参加了 - And Sir Charles attended all 16? - All of them.
那你参加了多少次这些宴会,检察员? And how many of those parties did you attend, lnspector?
- 每次都参加了 - 哦,那很有趣 - All of them. - Oh, that's very interesting.
你参加了宝石被偷的 第一次宴会了吗? You attended the first party when the jewels were stolen?
参加了 Y es.
宝石是在宴会期间还是宴会之后被偷? The jewels were stolen during or after the party?
宴会之后 After.
- 你知道它会被偷吗? - 知道 - You knew they were going to be stolen? - Well, yes.
- 你怎么知道的? - 那是幻影的常用手法 - How did you know? - That is the Phantom's modus operandi.
他总是在这种情况下下手 He always works that way.
哦,我知道了 Oh, I see.
参加每次宴会的人都相同吗? Were the same people always present at each party?
不是,客人名单不一样 No, the guest lists varied.
除了查理斯先生之外 还有没有别人总是参加这些宴会? Outside of Sir Charles, was anybody else always present at each of these parties?
是不是只有查理斯先生参加了 每一次宝石被盗的宴会? Only Sir Charles was present at each party when there was a robbery?
- 是的,是的 - 我知道了 - Y es, yes. - I see.
- 那你呢? - 我? - And what about you? - Me?
- 是的,你 - 我怎么了? - Y es, you. - What about me?
- 对,你在那儿 - 是的 - Well, you were there. - Yes.
那么查理斯先生就不是唯一 一个每次都参加宴会的人 Then Sir Charles was not the only one who was present at each party.
- 你在暗示什么? - 我没有暗示任何东西 - What are you suggesting? - I'm not suggesting anything yet.
克劳西亚检察员? Inspector Clouseau?
你挣多少钱? How much money do you make?
- 这跟这个案子有什么关系? - 好,你的工资... - What does this got to do with it? - Well, your salary--
- 检察员挣多少钱? - 你知道,我... - How much does an inspector get paid? - You know, l--
够给老婆买一件 价值一万美元的貂皮大衣吗? Enough to buy a wife a $10,000 mink coat?
不能,当然不能 No, of course not.
你有没有注意你妻子上个月 仅在圣罗兰就花了七千美元? You're aware that your wife spent $7,000 at Yves St. Laurent only last month?
什么? What?
- 两个月之前是四千美元 - 这不可能 - And two months before that, $4,000. - That's impossible.
我们知道事实上你妻子去年 在衣服上花了至少3万美元 We know for a fact your wife spent at least $30,000 on clothes the past year.
先生,我的妻子非常节俭,除了 日常生活所需之外她把钱都存了起来 Sir, my wife is very frugal. She saves out of the housekeeping money.
日常生活之外的3万美元 $30,000 out of the housekeeping money.
我们结婚10年了 We have been married for ten years.
关于这次抢掠开始的时间 About the time that these robberies began...
还有声名狼籍的幻影是否存在,对吗? and the notorious Phantom came into existence, correct?
对!不,不对! Y es! No, not correct!
当然,不对 当然... Of course, not correct. Of course--
好了,等等,等等,你们看... All right, wait, wait. You see--
- 不是查理斯先生! - 他一定是幻影! - It's not Sir Charles! - He must be the Phantom!
- 一定是检察员 - 他就是幻影! - It must be the inspector. - He's the Phantom!
- 我不能相信... - 现在,观察... - I refuse to believe-- - Now, lnspec--
不,我不是幻影! 不,不,求求你们!求求你们! No, I'm not the Phantom! No, no, please! Please!
- 谢谢,亲爱的 - 感谢公主 - Thank you, darling. - Thank the princess.
- 看那儿 - 不,不!我不是幻影! - Look at that. - No, no! I'm not the Phantom!
不,不,不!我不是幻影! No, no, no! I'm not the Phantom!
我们不能只是让他在监狱腐烂 We can't just let him rot in prison.
哦,让人腐烂需要不少年 Oh, it takes years for people to rot.
另外,当幻影再次作案时 检察员就会像一只鸟一样获得自由 Besides, when the Phantom strikes again, the inspector will be as free as a bird.
想不想去南美,乔治?家庭评价? Want to come to South America, George? Family rates?
- 我不会错过的,查理斯叔叔 - 好 - I wouldn't miss it, Uncle Charles. - That's good.
谁会知道,当我退休时 你可能接管我的事业 And who knows, when I retire, you might take over the business.
回来!回家!疯女人 Go back! Go home! Crazy woman.
她想扯掉他的所有衣服 She's the one who tried to tear off all his clothes.
- 我妻子 - 妻子? - My wife. - Wife?
你可以谢谢我妈的花 You can thank my mother for the flowers.
你是民族英雄,我羡慕你 You're a national hero. I envy you.
- 我要去监狱了 - 几年,不过等你出来以后... - I'm going to prison. - A few years, but after you get out--
告诉我,检察员 Tell me, lnspector...
标志还是幻影 Signor Phantom...
所有这些抢掠? all those robberies?
你是怎么管理它的? How did you ever manage it?
好,你知道 Well, you know...
这不容易 it wasn't easy.
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