1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:03,525 [eerie music] 2 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:14,318 [shoes clicking] 3 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:36,879 [dramatic music] 4 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:39,621 - Hello, I'm famished. 5 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:43,842 I haven't had supper for two weeks. 6 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:48,456 - Well, I'll be glad to give you some money for food. 7 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:52,199 - Can't keep food down, never could. 8 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,939 - I'll do anything I can to help you. 9 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:56,116 [tense music] 10 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,029 - Anything? 11 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:00,859 Oh, thank you. 12 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,558 [dramatic music] 13 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:06,126 [tense music] 14 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:24,622 May I be permitted to introduce myself? 15 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:26,363 My name is Eramus. 16 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,148 I am a vampire. 17 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,541 Oh, but of course, you know that. 18 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:33,240 - I say, what happened your fangs. 19 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:36,765 - Oh they're retractable when not in use. 20 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,768 - Oh, it's all right, I didn't bite deep. 21 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:41,509 You won't become one of us. 22 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:44,599 It was the best blood I have ever tasted. 23 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:47,863 Mm, and from such a noble source. 24 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:51,301 You are the great R. Chetwynd-Hayes, 25 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:54,826 the writer of those magnificent horror stories. 26 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,046 You are my favorite author. 27 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:02,051 - I wouldn't have thought you needed to read horror stories. 28 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:04,619 - Oh, my dear sir, you do yourself an injustice. 29 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:07,274 Everybody likes to read about themselves 30 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:09,319 and their own kind. 31 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:12,192 - Yes, well I'm glad to have been of help to you. 32 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,890 I'm glad you like my blood, uh, my books, 33 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,326 but I must be on my way. 34 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,807 - Oh no, I can't hear of such a thing. 35 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,200 - You want more of my blood? 36 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,811 - No, no, no, you misunderstand me. 37 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,247 I owe you something. 38 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,989 I want to help you, to repay you. 39 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:29,034 - No, it's quite all right thank you very much. 40 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:30,819 I'm glad to have been of service. 41 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:33,038 - Well, I can get you material for your next book. 42 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:36,216 - Material, what sort of material? 43 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:39,436 - I will take you to a place where my friends forgather. 44 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:42,874 There are vampires, werewolves, ghouls, 45 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:45,747 every kind of monster you could ever imagine 46 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:48,924 and some far beyond the imagining of mere mortals. 47 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:53,320 There you will find stories of such blood-curdling terror 48 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,322 that it will make your toes curl 49 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,759 and your hair reach up towards the sky. 50 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:00,631 - Where is this place? 51 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,721 - It's just a short distance. 52 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:07,856 It's called the Monster Club. 53 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:12,382 ["Monsters Rule O.K." by the Viewers] 54 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:19,998 ♪ Every night on the streets ♪ 55 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:25,352 ♪ When all the people are fast asleep ♪ 56 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:28,224 ♪ From every corner creeps ♪ 57 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:33,751 ♪ The shape of something you wouldn't like to meet ♪ 58 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:36,624 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 59 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,278 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 60 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:39,322 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 61 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:42,282 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 62 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:43,935 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 63 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:44,980 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 64 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:50,072 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 65 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:53,815 ♪ Another sinister night ♪ 66 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:59,603 ♪ Another vampire girl to give me hot love bites ♪ 67 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:02,476 ♪ Down at the Monster Club ♪ 68 00:05:02,563 --> 00:05:08,046 ♪ A zombie and a ghoul can do the monster dub ♪ 69 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,919 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 70 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,573 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 71 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:13,704 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 72 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,620 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 73 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,274 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 74 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:19,406 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 75 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:22,496 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 76 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:43,081 - Wolfgang, my table, please. 77 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:52,613 Wolfgang. 78 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,449 I'll have the usual. 79 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,059 - I'm afraid, type B is off, sir. 80 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:06,975 - Then I'll have to make do with common type O. 81 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:07,715 - Mm. 82 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:11,719 If I may suggest, sir, tomato juice. 83 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:14,069 It will look less conspicuous. 84 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:16,985 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 85 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:20,075 ♪ I'm Dr. Frankenstein's creation ♪ 86 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:22,860 ♪ I good-lookin' in the monster nation ♪ 87 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:25,602 ♪ Mr. Werewolf wants to meet you ♪ 88 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:28,475 ♪ He's waiting for the moon to greet you ♪ 89 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:31,216 ♪ Sister Snake with a poison touch ♪ 90 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:34,306 ♪ Wants to catch you in a midnight crush ♪ 91 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,092 ♪ Got a friend you know you can trust ♪ 92 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,747 ♪ He's a fiend and he's one of us ♪ 93 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:42,619 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 94 00:06:42,706 --> 00:06:44,273 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 95 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,405 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 96 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,929 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 97 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,583 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 98 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:50,888 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 99 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,761 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 100 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,415 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 101 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,459 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 102 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:59,462 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 103 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:01,116 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 104 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:02,030 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 105 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:05,250 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 106 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:08,253 [monsters cheering] 107 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,734 [mellow music] 108 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,650 - Thank you, Wolfgang. 109 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:23,617 Now, this is pleasant enough, but it doesn't sustain us. 110 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,401 To get real nourishment, 111 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:28,230 we have to take our food directly from the source, 112 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,580 and it becomes more difficult constantly. 113 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:34,062 People are so well-educated these days. 114 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:37,587 It's all those horror films and television. 115 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:41,156 Everybody knows about garlic and stakes through the heart. 116 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:43,637 - Yes, we all have our cross to bear. 117 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:49,251 - I'd rather you didn't use that word. 118 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:50,687 - What's this? 119 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:54,256 - Oh, that's a monster's genealogical chart. 120 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:56,563 You see, first we have the primate monsters, 121 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,827 vampires, werewolves, and ghouls. 122 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:04,788 Now, a vampire and a werewolf would produce a werevamp, 123 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,835 but a werewolf and a ghoul would produce a weregoo, 124 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:12,100 but a vampire and a ghoul would produce a vamgoo. 125 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:15,669 A weregoo and a werevamp would produce a shaddy. 126 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,889 Now, a weregoo and a vamgoo would produce a maddy, 127 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:22,676 but a werevamp and a vamgoo would produce a raddy. 128 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:26,854 Now, if shaddy were to mate with a raddy or a maddy, 129 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,899 the result would be a mock. 130 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,727 - A mock? 131 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:34,949 - Frankly, that's just the polite name for a mongrel. 132 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,777 You know, it's, it's quite simple really. 133 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,387 All you have to do 134 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,781 is remember the basic rules of monsterdom. 135 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:44,698 Vampires suck, werewolves hunt, ghouls tear, 136 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:48,005 shaddies lick, maddies yawn, mocks blow, 137 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,312 but shadmocks only whistle. 138 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,532 - Shadmocks? 139 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,360 - If a mock were to mate with any of the other hybrids, 140 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,798 their offsprings would be called shadmocks. 141 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,582 - And they only whistle. 142 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:02,237 - Well, they don't do it very often. 143 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:03,717 - [R] Doesn't sound too terrifying. 144 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,588 - Oh, but you should see 145 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:08,025 the results of a shadmock's whistling. 146 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:13,553 Shadmocks are the lowest in the monster hierarchy, 147 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,337 yet they have this power. 148 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:18,775 - What happens when a shadmock whistles? 149 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,908 - I heard of a man once 150 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,606 who saw the results of a shadmock's whistle. 151 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:28,263 That's all he saw, and yet, 152 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:30,613 and yet. 153 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,791 [eerie music] 154 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,623 - He's been like that for the past six months. 155 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:46,107 If we only knew what was going on behind those staring eyes, 156 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,543 we might be able to help him. 157 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:53,984 He was found extraordinary and inexplicable circumstances. 158 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,860 [upbeat music] 159 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,471 ♪ Ah ♪ 160 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,125 - [Angela] Anything? 161 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,517 - Nothing of use to us. 162 00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,477 [Angela sighs] 163 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,914 - Maybe we ought to look for proper jobs. 164 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,350 - And be slaves all our lives? 165 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:17,878 No, what we need's the big one, one big break, 166 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,923 someone we can take for all he's worth. 167 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,405 With enough money, we might even get married. 168 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,713 Oh now, here's something. 169 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,801 ♪ I felt a vampire's ♪ 170 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,716 - Antiquary requires secretary 171 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,240 to help catalog collection and prepare new book. 172 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,025 Some of those old fools 173 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,723 have got stuff that's worth thousands, 174 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,551 gold, melt it down, untraceable. 175 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,640 - Not very likely. 176 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,861 - He's offering enough money. 177 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:47,995 Hmm? 178 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:50,824 Umbrick House. 179 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,042 [gentle music] 180 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,871 [birds chirping] 181 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,633 [bells jingling] 182 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,503 [tense music] 183 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,332 [shoes clicking] 184 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,602 [bells jingling] 185 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:46,793 Mr. Raven? 186 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:52,494 I'm Angela, Angela Jones. 187 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,715 I wrote to you about your advertisement. 188 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,717 - Yes, of course, please do, do come in. 189 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,854 My study is this way. 190 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:09,685 [clock chiming] 191 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,861 - So many things. 192 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,123 - They all have to be cataloged. 193 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,649 Before we begin, there's something I must tell you. 194 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,912 Some people find me difficult, 195 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:22,045 um, impossible to work for. 196 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,830 - Why, do you beat up your secretaries? 197 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,614 - No, nothing like that. 198 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,704 I, I pride myself on being a very easy taskmaster. 199 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,053 It's just. 200 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,143 [suspenseful music] 201 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,017 - I'm sorry. 202 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,628 [tense music] 203 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:00,736 I can't do it. 204 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,221 - [George] Why, did he turn you down? 205 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,223 - He wanted me, all right, 206 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:12,617 and the house is full of good stuff, but the way he looked, 207 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,750 there was something terrifying about him. 208 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,101 - Full of good stuff? 209 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,407 - I'm not going back. 210 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:28,068 [tense music] [bells jingling] 211 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:44,998 - You came back. 212 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:53,658 - Ooh, why don't you get someone to clean this place. 213 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:54,572 - I can't. 214 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:59,012 I, I can't ask people to come here. 215 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,623 You have no idea how hard it was for me to, 216 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,190 to advertise for you. 217 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,017 - Why? 218 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,368 - Well, I must never go near people. 219 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,981 I can never go outside these grounds. 220 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,504 - Aren't you ever lonely? 221 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,202 [Raven chuckles] 222 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,247 - If only you knew the agony of my loneliness. 223 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,338 Uh, some of my relation will visit me from time to time, 224 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,905 but they're different. 225 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,386 - But why can't you go out? 226 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,956 - Well, there's all the noise, the traffic, 227 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,655 I might-- 228 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:34,830 - Might what? 229 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,880 [tense music] 230 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,536 [sullen music] 231 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:01,074 [tense music] 232 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,521 - I didn't mean to frighten them. 233 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,264 - They're my only friends. 234 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,355 Soon, they'll, they'll learn to get to know you. 235 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,011 Soon, they'll accept you as a friend. 236 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,580 - Well, I must get to work. 237 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,244 - I've always been fascinated by the things of the dead. 238 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,638 [sullen music] 239 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,729 It's probably something to do with my ancestry. 240 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,209 And the living have always. 241 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,609 [peaceful music] 242 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,961 I used to wear a mask once, 243 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,923 but it was no use. 244 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,360 It just made people curious. 245 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,451 They had to see what was underneath, and then, 246 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:19,804 much better to get over the shock right at the beginning. 247 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,719 Then they might even grow accustomed. 248 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:10,986 You should always have flowers, masses of flowers. 249 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,562 You should always be surrounded with flowers. 250 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:28,003 - The birds will expect their breakfast. 251 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,352 - Oh yes, yes, you're right. 252 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,180 I mustn't neglect my other friends. 253 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,924 You have no idea what meeting you has meant to me. 254 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,805 - What are you playing at? 255 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:49,677 What's going on? 256 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,595 - Let's forget it, chuck the whole thing in. 257 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,205 - Are you afraid of him? 258 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,948 You said yourself he was a weakling, what can he do? 259 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,384 - I don't know. 260 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,822 - Look, at least get hold of something, 261 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,999 so I can see what sort of stuff he's go, get it valued. 262 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,044 - I don't like it! 263 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,526 - You in love with him or something? 264 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,181 - No. 265 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,879 He terrifies me. 266 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,188 And yet. 267 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,366 [peaceful music] 268 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,120 [tense music] 269 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:57,701 - No! 270 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,293 [Raven whistling] 271 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,166 [Angela screams] 272 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,086 [tense music] 273 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,184 [Raven panting] 274 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,187 [Raven whimpering] 275 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,093 - This sort of stuff's almost impossible to fence. 276 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,747 It's too specialized, 277 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,096 and we'd need a ton of it for the meltdown value 278 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,880 to be worth anything at all. 279 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,447 - So, we give up? 280 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,101 - No. 281 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,755 We've invested too much to chuck it in now. 282 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,539 - But it is no use. 283 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,846 - He almost certainly pays for that stuff in cash. 284 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:42,110 He must have a safe somewhere to keep it handy. 285 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,633 Probably keeps some of the small 286 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,200 really valuable articles in there too. 287 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,943 Has he come out of his room yet? 288 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,249 - I haven't seen him for days. 289 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:54,557 - Good, then you'll have plenty of opportunity 290 00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:55,689 to look for the safe. 291 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,955 [gentle music] 292 00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:40,734 [birds chirping] 293 00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,319 [gentle music] 294 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,337 - Angela, look. 295 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,645 It used to belong to Princess Sahuya. 296 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,430 She was said to be the most beautiful woman of her day. 297 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,301 That was some 3,000 years ago. 298 00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:30,653 Sahuya must have had your coloring. 299 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:36,964 It matches your eyes, your skin, beautiful. 300 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:50,412 [lock clicking] 301 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:03,251 - You should keep all those things in the bank. 302 00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:04,513 - Oh. 303 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,515 I don't like banks. 304 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,996 You have to see people. 305 00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:14,610 No, my things are much better 306 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:17,483 here with me. 307 00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,924 Angela, will you marry me? 308 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:32,454 Well, I realize my appearance and everything, 309 00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:37,459 but you could still love me. 310 00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:43,117 - But we've got it all planned. 311 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:46,425 [Angela sobbing] 312 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,687 - I can't do it to him. 313 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,866 - Oh, don't worry, everything will be all right. 314 00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,084 Just remember the plan. 315 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,000 Play along with him. 316 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,656 Get him to give you the ring as an engagement present, 317 00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:06,967 and then remember the combination when he opens the safe. 318 00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:09,099 - Oh, you've made me so very, very happy. 319 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,102 Of course, you may have the ring. 320 00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:16,498 It's only fitting it should adorn 321 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,761 a living hand after so many centuries. 322 00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:24,463 And such a beautiful hand. 323 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:30,294 [Raven panting] 324 00:24:30,381 --> 00:24:35,212 I, I have something of a confession I must make to you. 325 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:37,084 I am a, a shadmock. 326 00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:40,479 I don't suppose you know what that is. 327 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,396 If I ever whistle, 328 00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:49,879 well, I must never whistle, 329 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:52,012 no matter what happens. 330 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:03,980 Oh, you must meet some of my relations. 331 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,286 They can explain the situation to you 332 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:06,853 much better than I ever can. 333 00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:14,295 We could have a party, an engagement party. 334 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:15,775 It can be in fancy dress. 335 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:20,954 Everyone can wear masks. 336 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:24,261 My relations are a bit much to take all at once. 337 00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:25,524 That way, you can have a chance 338 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,090 to get used to them gradually. 339 00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,789 - I like dressing up. 340 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:32,182 - Well, in spite of my relations, in spite of everything, 341 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,664 you could still love me. 342 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:39,799 [peaceful music] 343 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:02,517 It is a crime to hide such beauty, 344 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,127 but here we must all be masked. 345 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:36,290 My love, may I present my Great Uncle Uriah. 346 00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:37,726 Great Uncle, may I present 347 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:40,294 my bride to be, Miss Angela Jones. 348 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,943 [dramatic music] 349 00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:23,772 [peaceful music] 350 00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:56,849 [light orchestral music] 351 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:29,985 [Angela screams] 352 00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:45,435 The money and the other things, they don't matter to me. 353 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:46,349 Take them. 354 00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:49,352 Do what you want with them. 355 00:29:49,439 --> 00:29:51,180 Give them to whomsoever you please. 356 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:55,794 But you could still love me. 357 00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:58,666 - No, no, no. 358 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:00,668 Don't touch me. 359 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,629 That's all I've wanted from you. 360 00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:06,848 - Don't say that. 361 00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:08,545 You mustn't say that. 362 00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:10,330 - I could never love you. 363 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,461 [Angela panting] 364 00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:12,332 You're horrible. 365 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:13,159 - No. 366 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:13,942 - Horrible. 367 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:15,683 [Angela screams] 368 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:19,643 I could never love you, never, you're horrible! 369 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:22,429 [Raven whistles] 370 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,444 [tense music] 371 00:30:37,531 --> 00:30:40,316 [heels clicking] 372 00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:43,015 [lock clicking] 373 00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:59,596 - Well, did you get it? 374 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,865 [music intensifies] 375 00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:19,442 - You could still love me. 376 00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:23,229 You could still love me. 377 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:26,754 [dramatic music] 378 00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:27,668 Love 379 00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:30,932 me. 380 00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:40,550 [sullen music] 381 00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,859 [Raven sobbing] 382 00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:07,751 ["Sucker For Your Love" by B. A. Robertson] 383 00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:11,059 - There is nothing sadder the agonized grief 384 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:13,105 of a tenderhearted monster. 385 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:17,283 [singer slurping] 386 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,372 They're playing my song. 387 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:22,853 [singer slurping] 388 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,551 [singer slurping] 389 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:28,468 - Hey, fix me a drink and make it a Bloody Mary. 390 00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:30,600 Don't forget to spike it. 391 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:32,428 Play my favorite record, You're So Vain. 392 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:36,084 You come from Pennsylvania, I'm from Transylvania, 393 00:32:36,171 --> 00:32:38,347 and I'm a pain in the neck. 394 00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:46,616 ♪ She's the kind of girl ♪ 395 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:48,705 ♪ To drive a man insane ♪ 396 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:50,142 ♪ I think I love her so ♪ 397 00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:52,100 ♪ And I give her pain ♪ 398 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,884 ♪ Good golly, I'm fate ♪ 399 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,582 ♪ But she's the one I rate ♪ 400 00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:57,279 ♪ She's just the kind of girl ♪ 401 00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:59,281 ♪ I love to punctuate ♪ 402 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:02,545 ♪ When I kiss and I fondle her ♪ 403 00:33:02,632 --> 00:33:05,244 ♪ I'm makin' love to a colander ♪ 404 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:10,205 ♪ I said, I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 405 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:13,382 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 406 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:17,473 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 407 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:22,565 ♪ Ah ah ah for your love ♪ 408 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,047 ♪ When I take her out ♪ 409 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:27,744 ♪ Just to have a drink ♪ 410 00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:29,572 ♪ Baby, there's no doubt ♪ 411 00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:31,661 ♪ That you tend to sprinkle ♪ 412 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,098 ♪ Almost on the bar ♪ 413 00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:34,969 ♪ People near or far ♪ 414 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:36,623 ♪ They can borrow you ♪ 415 00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:38,842 ♪ When they wash their cars ♪ 416 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:41,149 ♪ Just hang me in the garden, man ♪ 417 00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:44,761 ♪ I said, well, you could use her as a watering can ♪ 418 00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:49,070 ♪ Ah ah, I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 419 00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:52,682 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 420 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:56,556 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 421 00:33:56,643 --> 00:34:01,474 ♪ Ah ah ah ah for your love ♪ 422 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:04,477 ♪ I'm just a sucker for [slurping] ♪ 423 00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:08,133 ♪ I'm just a sucker for [slurping] ♪ 424 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:13,138 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 425 00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:18,099 ♪ Love ♪ 426 00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:23,061 ♪ Love ♪ 427 00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:26,412 ♪ For your love ♪ 428 00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:42,602 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 429 00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:46,171 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 430 00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:49,783 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 431 00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:53,439 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 432 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:56,964 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 433 00:34:57,051 --> 00:35:00,533 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 434 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:04,276 ♪ I'm just a sucker for your love ♪ 435 00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:08,106 ♪ Ah ah ah ah for your love ♪ 436 00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:15,939 [monsters cheering and applauding] 437 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:23,947 [monsters yelling] 438 00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:25,210 - [Monster] Boo! 439 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:26,211 Boo! 440 00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:27,429 - The club secretary. 441 00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:31,259 [monsters yelling] 442 00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:32,695 - Hello monsters! 443 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:38,788 Please, silence, for tonight's guest of honor, 444 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,098 the great vampire film producer, 445 00:35:46,622 --> 00:35:47,971 Lintom Busotsky. 446 00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:52,628 [monsters cheering] 447 00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:54,848 - A vampire film producer? 448 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:56,719 - Well, aren't they all? 449 00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:58,634 - It's a great honor for me to be invited here tonight 450 00:35:58,721 --> 00:36:02,421 to show you an excerpt from my latest film. 451 00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:06,555 It is, I assure you, a picture very close to my heart, 452 00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:11,125 for it's based on my own childhood, but in a modern setting. 453 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:12,170 - Lower budget. 454 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:16,739 - I was born and brought up here in London. 455 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:21,657 I can't say I, um, ever felt the urge 456 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:24,486 to follow in my father's profession. 457 00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:27,402 You see, he was a night worker. 458 00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:29,317 He spent the daylight hours asleep. 459 00:36:29,404 --> 00:36:31,319 He needed peace and quiet. 460 00:36:33,582 --> 00:36:35,149 But as a naturally shy child, 461 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:38,457 I too was glad we lived in a secluded house 462 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:41,851 and avoided our neighbors. 463 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,160 But even the shyest children must go to school. 464 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:50,469 My mother, may the earth lay lightly on her bones, 465 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:55,169 was always determined that I should look my best. 466 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,824 [sullen music] 467 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,660 - Now, remember what I've told you. 468 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,966 Never speak to strangers. 469 00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:11,316 - I'll remember. 470 00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:29,899 [sullen music] 471 00:37:48,657 --> 00:37:51,878 [children chattering] 472 00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:04,107 [haunting music] 473 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,521 - Ah yes, ah, ah, watch this. 474 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:12,132 [Manford chuckles] 475 00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:14,134 - Now Manford, you must hurry, 476 00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:17,093 or you'll miss the 5:30 from Oxford Circus. 477 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,967 - Oh, all right, yes, you're quite right, my dear. 478 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,534 - Your business is so messy. 479 00:39:22,621 --> 00:39:24,057 I shouldn't like to think of you 480 00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:26,015 being mistaken for a butcher. 481 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:28,670 [light violin music] 482 00:39:28,757 --> 00:39:34,241 - Daddy, I wish you could play with me during the day. 483 00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:36,461 - You know, I work during the night. 484 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:38,027 I must get my sleep. 485 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,768 - Are you a waiter? 486 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:43,163 - Oh, [chuckles] no, my son, I am not a waiter, 487 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:46,906 but I suppose I do have something to do with the food trade. 488 00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,257 - What do you do? 489 00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:55,915 - I lighten the burden of those who have too much 490 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:59,658 and receive certain nutritional benefits in return, 491 00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:04,750 a nip and a suck [chuckles] and they never feel a thing. 492 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:11,583 Feed without greed, that has always been my slogan. 493 00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:14,629 The rush hour trains and the after theater crowds 494 00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:19,155 provide a rich harvest for someone who knows his business. 495 00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:25,771 But I must always be on the lookout for the bleaney. 496 00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:26,598 [mother gasps] 497 00:40:26,685 --> 00:40:28,034 The beast squad. 498 00:40:33,039 --> 00:40:37,043 Beware of men carrying violin cases. 499 00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:40,089 - I do not think, dear, 500 00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:43,266 there's any need to reveal the problems of your profession. 501 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,835 - You're right dear. 502 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:50,448 - A gentleman does not mix his business and home life. 503 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:54,277 Sufficient for Lintom to know that he has an unusual father. 504 00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:58,151 - Who loves his family very much. [laughs] 505 00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:23,437 Home at seven, hmm. 506 00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:42,761 [sullen music] 507 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:02,345 [children cheering] 508 00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:06,088 - What have we got here? 509 00:42:06,175 --> 00:42:07,481 - [Tall Student] This shrimp. 510 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:08,656 - [Student With Long Hair] The thing. 511 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:09,657 - The weird. 512 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,574 - Bet you can't do that. 513 00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:16,055 - Of course, he can't. 514 00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:16,838 - Coward. 515 00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:17,752 - Weird. 516 00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,189 - Isn't he pale? 517 00:42:20,276 --> 00:42:21,277 - Sickening. 518 00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:25,020 You daren't do that. 519 00:42:25,107 --> 00:42:26,282 - Cry baby. 520 00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:27,196 - Weird. 521 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,334 [children laughing] 522 00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:36,162 [tense music] 523 00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:38,860 [whistle blows] 524 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:06,888 - Now, you mustn't worry 525 00:43:06,975 --> 00:43:09,587 about those horrid children teasing you. 526 00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:14,679 See, you must remember that you are better than they are. 527 00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:18,030 Back in the old country, where we came from, 528 00:43:18,117 --> 00:43:19,509 your father was a nobleman. 529 00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:26,038 He's a count, which means, of course, that I am a countess. 530 00:43:27,953 --> 00:43:30,999 Well then, you must be a viscount. 531 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:43,621 [children chattering] 532 00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:58,897 - I don't care, I'm better than all of you! 533 00:43:58,984 --> 00:43:59,854 I'm a viscount! 534 00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:01,900 - What did you say? 535 00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:03,292 - I said, I'm a viscount. 536 00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:05,817 - My lord. 537 00:44:07,906 --> 00:44:09,429 - [Tall Student] Your grace. 538 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:10,691 - You thing. 539 00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:11,605 - Weird. 540 00:44:16,828 --> 00:44:18,525 - Children, what's going on here? 541 00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:24,574 Oh oh, come on, I'll uh, I'll walk home with you 542 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,272 and see that they don't harm you. 543 00:44:27,186 --> 00:44:28,796 Merciful heavens, why not? 544 00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:31,538 - My mother told me never to speak to strangers. 545 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:34,802 - But I'm not a stranger, I'm a clergyman. 546 00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:36,151 Would you like a caramel? 547 00:44:37,413 --> 00:44:38,240 - No, thank you. 548 00:44:39,938 --> 00:44:41,809 I can't let anyone come to my home. 549 00:44:41,896 --> 00:44:42,854 - Why not? 550 00:44:42,941 --> 00:44:44,420 - I don't know. 551 00:44:44,507 --> 00:44:45,726 - There must be a reason. 552 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,338 - I think my father escaped from somewhere 553 00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:50,905 in the middle of Europe. 554 00:44:50,992 --> 00:44:51,732 Perhaps, he's hiding. 555 00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:56,432 - Why were those limbs of Satan so angry with you? 556 00:44:56,519 --> 00:44:58,608 - I said I was a viscount. 557 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,872 - Mm, is your father a nobleman? 558 00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:03,352 - I hardly see my father. 559 00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:06,791 He sleeps all day and goes out at night. 560 00:45:06,878 --> 00:45:09,881 - Where does he sleep? 561 00:45:09,968 --> 00:45:12,448 - Downstairs, I've never been there. 562 00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:14,450 - Why don't you go down there one day? 563 00:45:14,537 --> 00:45:17,671 He might wake up early and play with you. 564 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:20,935 Wait till your mother goes out, then she needn't know. 565 00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:22,415 [Pickering chuckles] 566 00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:24,983 [tense music] 567 00:45:52,053 --> 00:45:53,751 - I'm just going to the shops, Lintom. 568 00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:57,363 Now, you remember not to let anyone in while I'm away. 569 00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,799 - I'll remember. 570 00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:11,899 [door clicks] 571 00:46:11,986 --> 00:46:15,773 [suspenseful music] 572 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,863 [light string music] 573 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:34,373 [tense music] 574 00:49:23,264 --> 00:49:24,570 [Lintom gasps] 575 00:49:24,657 --> 00:49:25,484 - Take us to your father. 576 00:49:25,571 --> 00:49:26,528 - Leave me alone. 577 00:49:26,615 --> 00:49:27,965 - Where is your father? 578 00:49:28,052 --> 00:49:28,878 Come on! 579 00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:40,238 - Who are you, what do you want? 580 00:49:40,325 --> 00:49:43,241 - We are the beast squad, sonny, the bleaney, 581 00:49:43,328 --> 00:49:46,766 special branch concerned with blood crimes. 582 00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:48,420 We have sworn to eradicate 583 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:51,423 the curse of vampirism from this land. 584 00:49:51,510 --> 00:49:52,467 - Sir. 585 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:53,686 [tense music] 586 00:49:53,773 --> 00:49:55,688 It is getting dark. 587 00:49:55,775 --> 00:49:58,821 - The boy said his father slept downstairs. 588 00:49:58,908 --> 00:49:59,953 Look for a cellar. 589 00:50:02,347 --> 00:50:05,567 Your father has been the most difficult case of my career. 590 00:50:07,874 --> 00:50:09,528 I've hunted him for months. 591 00:50:09,615 --> 00:50:14,576 He's been clever, very clever, but now, I've got him. 592 00:50:17,057 --> 00:50:17,884 - Sir! 593 00:50:19,451 --> 00:50:20,147 - No, you can't go down there, you can't! 594 00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:21,061 - Take him down. 595 00:50:24,934 --> 00:50:26,153 He should witness the end. 596 00:50:27,415 --> 00:50:29,939 [tense music] 597 00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:23,819 [music intensifies] 598 00:51:26,953 --> 00:51:29,695 [mother screams] 599 00:51:43,317 --> 00:51:46,581 [Manford screams] 600 00:51:46,668 --> 00:51:49,584 [Manford groaning] 601 00:51:53,936 --> 00:51:55,286 [Pickering screams] 602 00:51:55,373 --> 00:51:59,290 [tense music] [Pickering groaning] 603 00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:02,728 [peaceful string music] 604 00:52:09,865 --> 00:52:10,431 What? 605 00:52:11,954 --> 00:52:14,000 Don't just stand there, get an ambulance. 606 00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:16,045 [mother laughing] 607 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:18,744 - You need more than an ambulance. 608 00:52:18,831 --> 00:52:21,747 My husband didn't just take trickle or refreshment. 609 00:52:21,834 --> 00:52:23,879 He bit deep. 610 00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:25,664 Do you know what that means? 611 00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:28,232 You are one of his kind now. 612 00:52:28,319 --> 00:52:30,538 You will have to be staked by your own men. 613 00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:35,282 - She's right, sir. 614 00:52:36,327 --> 00:52:38,198 The virus is in you. 615 00:52:38,285 --> 00:52:40,287 Come moonlight, you'll be on the rampage. 616 00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:41,506 [head clops] 617 00:52:41,593 --> 00:52:42,420 We'll have to do our duty, sir. 618 00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:45,162 - You can't mean that, Sergeant. 619 00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:47,120 You are talking to Pickering, 620 00:52:47,207 --> 00:52:50,079 a departmental agent, head of the bleaney. 621 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,170 Why, I've staked over 2,000 vamps. 622 00:52:53,257 --> 00:52:54,345 You can't mean to. 623 00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:58,131 Oh, oh. 624 00:52:58,218 --> 00:52:59,045 - Sir? 625 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,439 You wouldn't want us chasing you 626 00:53:01,526 --> 00:53:03,484 through the underground, sir. 627 00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:05,007 Wouldn't be respectful, sir. 628 00:53:10,361 --> 00:53:12,276 Now then, if you could just see your way 629 00:53:12,363 --> 00:53:14,669 to layin' out nice and flat like, 630 00:53:14,756 --> 00:53:17,585 we'll have the old doings to your ticker in a jiffy. 631 00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:19,413 Where would you be most comfortable, sir? 632 00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,371 - No! 633 00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:22,155 [suspenseful music] 634 00:53:22,242 --> 00:53:25,158 [Pickering groans] 635 00:53:46,353 --> 00:53:49,269 [Pickering screams] 636 00:53:56,885 --> 00:53:59,975 [Pickering groaning] 637 00:54:06,504 --> 00:54:07,331 - Watson. 638 00:54:10,899 --> 00:54:12,074 The stretcher. 639 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:19,647 ["Funeral March" by Frederic Chopin] 640 00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:04,257 [wood cracks] 641 00:55:10,785 --> 00:55:13,310 [sullen music] 642 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,738 [dramatic music] 643 00:55:50,825 --> 00:55:53,741 [Manford groaning] 644 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,181 [Manford laughing] 645 00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:03,011 - It's a good thing I always were this stake-proof vest. 646 00:56:03,098 --> 00:56:05,187 [Manford laughing] 647 00:56:05,274 --> 00:56:07,320 It's filled with tomato ketchup. [laughing] 648 00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:10,149 [cheerful music] 649 00:56:11,803 --> 00:56:12,630 Come! 650 00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:18,766 The one thing you must learn in life, my darlings, 651 00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:21,639 is you cannot be too careful, hmm? 652 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:27,688 Ah, such happy family. 653 00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:31,431 [monsters applauding] 654 00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:33,128 ["The Stripper" by Night] 655 00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:34,826 - Well, thank you for a very pleasant evening, 656 00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:36,305 but I really must go. 657 00:56:37,524 --> 00:56:40,875 - The entertainment is about to commence. 658 00:56:47,229 --> 00:56:50,189 ♪ Take a look around you ♪ 659 00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:53,235 ♪ Someone might recognize you ♪ 660 00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:54,933 ♪ It's not the type of place ♪ 661 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:59,416 ♪ You wanna bump into friends ♪ 662 00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:02,375 ♪ I know what you came for ♪ 663 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:05,509 ♪ To watch me on the dance floor ♪ 664 00:57:05,596 --> 00:57:07,946 ♪ May get what you paid for ♪ 665 00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:11,210 ♪ A part of your dreams ♪ 666 00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:14,300 ♪ But it's all right ♪ 667 00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:17,259 ♪ Come on and see me every Saturday night ♪ 668 00:57:17,346 --> 00:57:20,567 ♪ But it's all, all right ♪ 669 00:57:20,654 --> 00:57:24,919 ♪ Don't know you ♪ 670 00:57:25,006 --> 00:57:26,355 ♪ My hands along my thighs ♪ 671 00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:27,922 ♪ You can't believe your eyes ♪ 672 00:57:28,009 --> 00:57:29,707 ♪ My body hypnotizes ♪ 673 00:57:29,794 --> 00:57:31,143 ♪ I'm a stripper ♪ 674 00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:32,536 ♪ So, let the show begin ♪ 675 00:57:32,623 --> 00:57:34,320 ♪ I'll show you everything ♪ 676 00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:37,279 ♪ Oh, undo my safety pin ♪ 677 00:57:37,366 --> 00:57:38,542 ♪ There's nothing you say ♪ 678 00:57:38,629 --> 00:57:40,282 ♪ To take my pride away ♪ 679 00:57:40,369 --> 00:57:43,372 ♪ I can be a lady and a stripper ♪ 680 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,809 ♪ I got abilities ♪ 681 00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,463 ♪ Don't you look down on me ♪ 682 00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:51,206 ♪ I can live without your dirty minds ♪ 683 00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:53,295 ♪ Can you ♪ 684 00:57:53,382 --> 00:57:58,387 ♪ Ha ♪ 685 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,523 ♪ Now, let me tell you why ♪ 686 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:06,526 ♪ You kissed your wife goodbye ♪ 687 00:58:06,613 --> 00:58:08,876 ♪ You take a swig of brandy ♪ 688 00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:12,619 ♪ And come here to me ♪ 689 00:58:12,706 --> 00:58:15,579 ♪ Gettin' satisfaction ♪ 690 00:58:15,666 --> 00:58:18,625 ♪ No negative reaction ♪ 691 00:58:18,712 --> 00:58:20,801 ♪ I'm playing with body ♪ 692 00:58:20,888 --> 00:58:24,544 ♪ That's what you wanna see ♪ 693 00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:27,460 ♪ But it's all right ♪ 694 00:58:27,547 --> 00:58:30,463 ♪ Come on and see me every Saturday night ♪ 695 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:33,988 ♪ But it's all, all right ♪ 696 00:58:34,075 --> 00:58:37,905 ♪ Oh, don't you know ♪ 697 00:58:37,992 --> 00:58:39,298 ♪ You men are all the same ♪ 698 00:58:39,385 --> 00:58:40,734 ♪ Don't wanna know your name ♪ 699 00:58:40,821 --> 00:58:42,519 ♪ Just come back again ♪ 700 00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:44,085 ♪ And pay the stripper ♪ 701 00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:45,434 ♪ So, let the show begin ♪ 702 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,132 ♪ I'll show you everything ♪ 703 00:58:47,219 --> 00:58:50,178 ♪ Pullin' off the safety pin ♪ 704 00:58:50,265 --> 00:58:51,528 ♪ I got abilities ♪ 705 00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:53,181 ♪ Don't you look down on me ♪ 706 00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:54,792 ♪ I only want your money ♪ 707 00:58:54,879 --> 00:58:56,184 ♪ I'm a stripper ♪ 708 00:58:56,271 --> 00:58:57,534 ♪ Don't try to understand ♪ 709 00:58:57,621 --> 00:58:59,231 ♪ It's just that you're a man ♪ 710 00:58:59,318 --> 00:59:02,408 ♪ And I'm a stripper ♪ 711 01:00:16,221 --> 01:00:18,571 - Beautiful bones, don't you think? 712 01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,051 - Magnificent. 713 01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:22,923 ♪ But it's all right ♪ 714 01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:25,970 ♪ Come on and see me every Saturday night ♪ 715 01:00:26,057 --> 01:00:29,277 ♪ But it's all, all right ♪ 716 01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:33,499 ♪ Oh, don't you know ♪ 717 01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:34,848 ♪ My hands along my thighs ♪ 718 01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:36,284 ♪ You can't believe your eyes ♪ 719 01:00:36,371 --> 01:00:37,895 ♪ My body hypnotizes ♪ 720 01:00:37,982 --> 01:00:39,505 ♪ I'm a stripper ♪ 721 01:00:39,592 --> 01:00:40,724 ♪ So, let the show begin ♪ 722 01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,726 ♪ I'll show you everything ♪ 723 01:00:42,813 --> 01:00:45,511 ♪ Oh, undo my safety pin ♪ 724 01:00:45,598 --> 01:00:46,730 ♪ There's nothing you can say ♪ 725 01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:48,514 ♪ To take my pride away ♪ 726 01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:51,473 ♪ I can be a lady and a stripper ♪ 727 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,779 ♪ I got abilities ♪ 728 01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:54,520 ♪ Don't you look down on me ♪ 729 01:00:54,607 --> 01:00:57,654 ♪ I can live without your dirty mind ♪ 730 01:00:57,741 --> 01:01:00,569 ♪ But it's all right ♪ 731 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,616 ♪ Come on and see me every Saturday night ♪ 732 01:01:03,703 --> 01:01:06,967 ♪ But it's all, all right ♪ 733 01:01:07,054 --> 01:01:09,361 ♪ Whoa, I'm a stripper ♪ 734 01:01:09,448 --> 01:01:12,625 [monsters applauding] 735 01:01:14,061 --> 01:01:14,671 - Eramus? 736 01:01:14,758 --> 01:01:16,237 - Yes? 737 01:01:16,324 --> 01:01:18,544 - That girl there at the bottom of the chart, 738 01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:20,154 surely, she's not a monster. 739 01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:22,156 - Well, no, that's a humgoo, 740 01:01:22,243 --> 01:01:26,421 a cross between a ghoul and a human being. 741 01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:28,641 As well as mating with each other, 742 01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:31,557 monsters can also mate with humans beings. 743 01:01:31,644 --> 01:01:33,733 The results are nearly always disastrous, 744 01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:36,693 but they will do it. 745 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:37,781 - What do they do? 746 01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:39,478 - Do? 747 01:01:39,565 --> 01:01:42,133 - Well, do they whistle or anything like that? 748 01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:43,134 - Humgoos? 749 01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:44,178 Evil, hell no. 750 01:01:45,919 --> 01:01:48,574 A part from an unfortunate appetite for carrion, 751 01:01:48,661 --> 01:01:52,143 which they get from the ghoul side of the family, 752 01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:53,361 they don't do anything interesting. 753 01:01:53,448 --> 01:01:55,668 - Huh, I'm relieved to hear it. 754 01:01:55,755 --> 01:02:00,717 - Oh, but their relations do have some fascinating habits. 755 01:02:00,804 --> 01:02:04,677 One of them told me an intriguing story once. 756 01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:07,332 It started with, you shall see, 757 01:02:09,073 --> 01:02:10,248 you shall see. 758 01:02:10,335 --> 01:02:12,772 [jazzy music] 759 01:02:15,427 --> 01:02:17,864 [tense music] 760 01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:30,747 [fire crackling] 761 01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:03,823 [woman screams] 762 01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:04,737 - Cut. 763 01:03:08,306 --> 01:03:09,655 - Do you wanna go again? 764 01:03:09,742 --> 01:03:11,788 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's a wrap. 765 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:15,008 - Right, it's a wrap everyone, house lights! 766 01:03:15,095 --> 01:03:19,273 - I want you to print three, 11, and 13. 767 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,971 I suppose I'll have to sort 768 01:03:21,058 --> 01:03:23,060 the whole mess out in the cutting room, as usual. 769 01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:28,456 - Ah, Sam, can you have a look at these 770 01:03:28,543 --> 01:03:30,850 pictures of the new locations that we've found? 771 01:03:33,722 --> 01:03:34,898 - Ah. 772 01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:35,986 Where have you looked? 773 01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:42,644 - Here, here, and here. 774 01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:45,909 - Well, what's wrong with this area? 775 01:03:45,996 --> 01:03:49,042 It looks far more remote, far more promising. 776 01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:52,829 I wanna strange, eerie, lonely half-deserted village 777 01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:55,266 in which to make an atmospheric horror film. 778 01:03:55,353 --> 01:03:57,050 Now, do you really expect 779 01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:59,096 to find such a place surrounded by a motorway, 780 01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:02,490 a power station, and a group of five-star hotels? 781 01:04:06,016 --> 01:04:09,193 I'll go out this weekend and I'll find the place myself. 782 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,589 [crew chattering] 783 01:04:19,986 --> 01:04:22,467 [eerie music] 784 01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:58,128 [tense music] 785 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:50,919 [wind howling] 786 01:06:54,575 --> 01:06:57,100 [Sam knocking] 787 01:07:02,844 --> 01:07:03,671 Yo! 788 01:07:06,196 --> 01:07:07,110 Anyone here? 789 01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:12,071 Innkeeper! 790 01:07:24,170 --> 01:07:24,953 Ah. 791 01:07:26,259 --> 01:07:27,782 I'd like to use your telephone. 792 01:07:30,089 --> 01:07:32,004 - No telephone here. 793 01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:33,571 - Well, perhaps you can help me. 794 01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:36,095 You see, I'd like to use this village for a film. 795 01:07:38,924 --> 01:07:40,404 A film for the cinema. 796 01:07:43,276 --> 01:07:45,104 Well, whose permission do I need? 797 01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:46,584 Who runs things around here? 798 01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:49,456 - Run things? 799 01:07:50,892 --> 01:07:51,719 The elders. 800 01:07:53,199 --> 01:07:54,940 - Well, how do I contact them? 801 01:07:55,027 --> 01:07:56,507 - They'll be here soon. 802 01:07:58,770 --> 01:08:00,424 - Don't worry about it. 803 01:08:00,511 --> 01:08:02,904 You see, I'll have my production office sort it all out. 804 01:08:02,991 --> 01:08:04,210 I'll talk to my art director 805 01:08:04,297 --> 01:08:06,038 when I get back to London tonight. 806 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:11,087 - You'll not get there tonight. 807 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:13,654 Too far, not safe go at night. 808 01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:17,005 You stay here. 809 01:08:21,184 --> 01:08:23,534 [tense music] 810 01:08:23,621 --> 01:08:25,275 - Oh, this evil day. 811 01:08:43,031 --> 01:08:46,034 [engine stuttering] 812 01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:10,798 Who did this? 813 01:09:10,885 --> 01:09:13,497 - Be them vermin, all right, be them vermin. 814 01:09:13,584 --> 01:09:17,022 Real monsters, they are, nothing be safe. 815 01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:23,246 - Can someone direct me to the nearest garage? 816 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:24,769 - Garage? 817 01:09:24,856 --> 01:09:26,336 No garage. 818 01:09:26,423 --> 01:09:28,729 - Well surely, you can suggest something. 819 01:09:28,816 --> 01:09:30,383 - It soon be dark. 820 01:09:30,470 --> 01:09:32,559 'Tain't safe in dark. 821 01:09:32,646 --> 01:09:34,039 Stay here in Plath. 822 01:09:49,446 --> 01:09:50,447 [music intensifies] 823 01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:53,145 [Sam groaning] 824 01:10:07,986 --> 01:10:10,510 [Sam groaning] 825 01:10:28,136 --> 01:10:30,400 [Sam sighs] 826 01:10:33,185 --> 01:10:35,622 [tense music] 827 01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:39,409 [eerie music] 828 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,412 - Dada say you eat this. 829 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:55,120 - What is it? 830 01:10:55,207 --> 01:10:56,730 - Rabbit stew. 831 01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:57,644 I cook. 832 01:10:58,906 --> 01:11:00,299 - What's your name? 833 01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,300 - Name? 834 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,824 You mean, how am I called? 835 01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:04,695 - Yeah. 836 01:11:04,782 --> 01:11:05,609 - Luna. 837 01:11:06,436 --> 01:11:08,307 Dada is keeper of inn. 838 01:11:25,368 --> 01:11:27,631 [Sam sighs] 839 01:11:29,328 --> 01:11:32,375 Do all people on the outside wear clothes like yours? 840 01:11:32,462 --> 01:11:32,940 - Outside? 841 01:11:34,725 --> 01:11:36,553 We're only a couple of miles from the main highway. 842 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,164 An hour in my car would take you to a big city. 843 01:11:41,471 --> 01:11:42,863 - These only clothes we have. 844 01:11:44,256 --> 01:11:45,301 Only clothes in boxes. 845 01:11:46,345 --> 01:11:47,433 No clothes like yours. 846 01:11:48,652 --> 01:11:49,479 - Boxes? 847 01:11:50,697 --> 01:11:52,308 - All come from boxes. 848 01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:58,357 Dicken, who work with hands, make that from boxes. 849 01:11:58,444 --> 01:12:01,317 - Well, where do you people get these boxes? 850 01:12:01,404 --> 01:12:02,274 - In ground. 851 01:12:03,754 --> 01:12:06,409 On gathering night, all come from boxes. 852 01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:10,543 Clothes, wood, food, all from boxes. 853 01:12:14,721 --> 01:12:16,027 No more boxes left now. 854 01:12:18,203 --> 01:12:19,030 All gone. 855 01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:24,427 I not like others. 856 01:12:24,514 --> 01:12:25,819 I humgoo. 857 01:12:25,906 --> 01:12:27,995 My mother, from outside. 858 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:32,478 When I born, she be put into box, 859 01:12:32,565 --> 01:12:34,611 then dug up for great eating. 860 01:12:34,698 --> 01:12:38,266 Dada say she caught in mist, like you and motorcar. 861 01:12:39,746 --> 01:12:40,573 - Luna. 862 01:12:42,270 --> 01:12:43,750 What are they gonna do with me? 863 01:12:46,013 --> 01:12:47,014 You're gonna tell me, Luna. 864 01:12:47,101 --> 01:12:48,494 You tell me what 865 01:12:48,581 --> 01:12:49,539 they're gonna do me. - Luna no tell. 866 01:12:49,626 --> 01:12:51,105 Dada beat me if I tell. 867 01:12:51,192 --> 01:12:51,976 - Tell me, I'm not gonna let you go until you do. 868 01:12:52,063 --> 01:12:53,543 - We must have our food. 869 01:12:53,630 --> 01:12:56,197 [tense music] 870 01:13:05,816 --> 01:13:07,339 - Luna, I need your help. 871 01:13:07,426 --> 01:13:08,688 I've gotta get outta here. 872 01:13:09,863 --> 01:13:12,257 - Hide there. 873 01:13:12,344 --> 01:13:13,345 They not go in there. 874 01:13:13,432 --> 01:13:15,216 Fall down if go in there. 875 01:13:15,303 --> 01:13:16,348 - Can you go in there? 876 01:13:16,435 --> 01:13:18,306 - I not like them, I humgoo. 877 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:19,220 Can go in. 878 01:13:20,352 --> 01:13:22,398 I come when I can, help you. 879 01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:24,922 - Thank you. 880 01:13:28,142 --> 01:13:30,841 [dramatic music] 881 01:13:56,693 --> 01:13:59,217 [eerie music] 882 01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:12,186 [haunting vocalizing] 883 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:34,687 [tense music] 884 01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:37,995 [eerie music] 885 01:14:38,082 --> 01:14:41,259 [haunting vocalizing] 886 01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:52,618 [eerie music] 887 01:15:06,763 --> 01:15:08,852 - [Man] Almighty God, hear the prayer 888 01:15:08,939 --> 01:15:12,508 of your miserable servant and grant me the power 889 01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:16,686 to set down the unthinkable evil I have witnessed. 890 01:15:16,773 --> 01:15:18,905 We should have destroyed the first one, 891 01:15:20,124 --> 01:15:23,954 crushed it underfoot, burnt its foul carcass, 892 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:26,130 and tossed the ashes to the winds 893 01:15:26,217 --> 01:15:31,048 as it squatted behind a tombstone and did jibber upon us. 894 01:15:31,135 --> 01:15:33,572 But I, may I be forgiven, 895 01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:36,575 did implore mercy for the creature. 896 01:15:37,881 --> 01:15:41,624 I took it into my house and washed away the filth, 897 01:15:41,711 --> 01:15:43,103 filth, the like of which 898 01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:45,715 I had never before in my life beheld. 899 01:15:47,064 --> 01:15:50,720 I clad it in clean raiment and laid it on soft bed. 900 01:15:52,025 --> 01:15:54,854 Where did I sin, merciful God? 901 01:15:54,941 --> 01:15:58,641 For should we not succor the afflicted, give good for evil? 902 01:16:00,599 --> 01:16:04,690 Then one night when the moon was full, I saw it. 903 01:16:04,777 --> 01:16:08,738 Cursed be the eyes that see, the ears that hear, 904 01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:14,526 feeding in the churchyard, mud on the hands, 905 01:16:14,613 --> 01:16:17,921 sitting on a pile of earth and gnawing, gnawing. 906 01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:23,230 We chased it away, but for the one we drove away, 907 01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:27,713 12 did return, and they danced around the village bounds 908 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:30,194 to mark the place for their own. 909 01:16:30,281 --> 01:16:32,979 [haunting music] 910 01:16:49,996 --> 01:16:53,130 Even as I write, I can hear the howls. 911 01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:56,960 [tense music] 912 01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:00,877 - [Innkeeper] Luna. 913 01:17:05,098 --> 01:17:05,925 Luna. 914 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:11,670 - No. 915 01:17:11,757 --> 01:17:12,671 No. 916 01:17:12,758 --> 01:17:13,585 No, no! 917 01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:32,909 [ghouls hissing] 918 01:17:45,182 --> 01:17:47,706 [eerie music] 919 01:17:56,236 --> 01:17:58,282 Dada beat me because I help you. 920 01:17:58,369 --> 01:17:59,457 I not go back. 921 01:17:59,544 --> 01:18:01,720 If you go, Luna be left here. 922 01:18:04,070 --> 01:18:05,593 - That's nonsense. 923 01:18:07,552 --> 01:18:10,337 When I escape, I want you to go with me 924 01:18:10,424 --> 01:18:12,600 and live the life a pretty girl should. 925 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:15,038 - You take me outside? 926 01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:17,301 I wear clothes like yours? 927 01:18:27,006 --> 01:18:31,097 You really take me outside and ride on underground? 928 01:18:31,184 --> 01:18:32,620 - Underground? 929 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,535 What do you know about the underground? 930 01:18:34,622 --> 01:18:37,016 - Elders say there is much good eating underground. 931 01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:38,539 [glass breaking] 932 01:18:38,626 --> 01:18:41,368 [dramatic music] 933 01:18:50,595 --> 01:18:52,423 Stone kill if hit head. 934 01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:54,686 They caught many animals that way. 935 01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:07,873 [ghouls hissing] 936 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:10,528 [eerie music] 937 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,145 - What will their next trick be? 938 01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:20,843 - Nothing more. 939 01:19:20,930 --> 01:19:23,323 They wait for elders to come for great eating. 940 01:19:23,410 --> 01:19:24,890 Elders not like us. 941 01:19:24,977 --> 01:19:26,022 Have much wisdom. 942 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:28,981 No escape when elders are here. 943 01:19:29,939 --> 01:19:31,810 - When will they come? 944 01:19:31,897 --> 01:19:32,855 - This night. 945 01:19:32,942 --> 01:19:35,858 [suspenseful music] 946 01:19:55,181 --> 01:19:58,184 - Run when I run and stay beside me. 947 01:20:05,104 --> 01:20:07,803 [ghouls hissing] 948 01:20:14,461 --> 01:20:16,420 [tense music] 949 01:20:16,507 --> 01:20:17,856 - Follow, follow. 950 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:19,945 And stop them. 951 01:20:20,032 --> 01:20:22,948 [suspenseful music] 952 01:20:30,477 --> 01:20:33,176 [ghouls yelling] 953 01:21:05,077 --> 01:21:07,906 [ghouls yelling] 954 01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:14,913 [ghouls yelling] 955 01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:25,141 - Mist, elders make, look. 956 01:21:28,405 --> 01:21:31,103 [ghouls yelling] 957 01:21:38,763 --> 01:21:40,591 [Luna screams] 958 01:21:40,678 --> 01:21:43,594 [ghouls screaming] 959 01:21:48,686 --> 01:21:51,210 [gentle music] 960 01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:54,344 I hurt bad. 961 01:21:54,431 --> 01:21:56,737 [Luna panting] 962 01:21:56,824 --> 01:21:57,738 Back broke. 963 01:21:58,652 --> 01:22:01,481 Like when Dada hit rabbit. 964 01:22:03,396 --> 01:22:05,529 Rabbit die soon when back broke. 965 01:22:07,792 --> 01:22:08,793 I die soon. 966 01:22:13,363 --> 01:22:14,886 Never see outside. 967 01:22:17,584 --> 01:22:18,672 Never wear pretty clothes. 968 01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:20,761 - I'll go and get some help. 969 01:22:20,848 --> 01:22:22,459 You'll be all right. 970 01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:47,788 [traffic rumbling] 971 01:22:59,191 --> 01:23:01,802 [Sam whistles] 972 01:23:09,288 --> 01:23:13,292 There's a village, there's a village up there, a village of. 973 01:23:17,557 --> 01:23:20,082 Well look, if you'll take me to the police station. 974 01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:37,055 [tires screeching] 975 01:23:55,595 --> 01:23:58,076 [tense music] 976 01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:04,735 Where are you going? 977 01:24:04,822 --> 01:24:05,953 This is the way to the. 978 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,348 Stop! 979 01:24:09,435 --> 01:24:10,915 - Don't worry, sir, we saw. 980 01:24:12,003 --> 01:24:13,787 The supply wagon will take care of it. 981 01:24:13,874 --> 01:24:14,962 - Supply wagon? 982 01:24:15,876 --> 01:24:17,226 - It's just behind that car. 983 01:24:19,402 --> 01:24:22,144 [dramatic music] 984 01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:27,845 You see, we always give the elders 985 01:24:27,932 --> 01:24:30,413 a police escort when they return to Loughville. 986 01:24:37,246 --> 01:24:39,683 [eerie music] 987 01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:42,512 [dramatic music] 988 01:24:50,302 --> 01:24:53,131 [ghouls grumbling] 989 01:25:03,837 --> 01:25:06,536 [Sam screams] 990 01:25:06,623 --> 01:25:09,191 [mellow music] 991 01:25:11,802 --> 01:25:13,369 - A village of monsters? 992 01:25:13,456 --> 01:25:15,414 - Well, it would make a good story, wouldn't it? 993 01:25:15,501 --> 01:25:17,503 I mean, it's so moral. 994 01:25:17,590 --> 01:25:19,679 No nudity, no sex, 995 01:25:19,766 --> 01:25:22,029 a little violence perhaps, but [chuckles]. 996 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:23,509 - Now really, I must go. 997 01:25:23,596 --> 01:25:27,078 - Oh no, no, I've taken a liking to you. 998 01:25:27,165 --> 01:25:29,036 - But you promised. 999 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:31,038 - Oh, no, no, no, I'm going to put you up for membership. 1000 01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,128 - But I'm not a monster. 1001 01:25:33,215 --> 01:25:35,739 - Nonsense, you're the greatest monster of them all. 1002 01:25:35,826 --> 01:25:37,567 [secretary grumbling] 1003 01:25:37,654 --> 01:25:40,831 Oh, Mr. Club Secretary, I want to propose my friend here 1004 01:25:40,918 --> 01:25:43,921 as a member of this august assembly. 1005 01:25:44,008 --> 01:25:46,663 - But he's a, he's, he's a hume! 1006 01:25:50,057 --> 01:25:54,105 - Yes, but can we truly call this a Monster Club 1007 01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:56,281 if we do not boast amongst our membership 1008 01:25:56,368 --> 01:25:58,544 a single member of the human race? 1009 01:25:58,631 --> 01:25:59,458 - [Monster] Nonsense! 1010 01:25:59,545 --> 01:26:01,634 [monsters yelling] 1011 01:26:01,721 --> 01:26:03,245 - [Monster In Green Dress] What can he do? 1012 01:26:03,332 --> 01:26:04,985 - What can he do? 1013 01:26:06,030 --> 01:26:07,901 In the past 60 years, 1014 01:26:07,988 --> 01:26:14,038 humes have exterminated over 150 million of their own kind. 1015 01:26:14,125 --> 01:26:17,824 No effort has been spared to reach this astronomical figure, 1016 01:26:17,911 --> 01:26:20,523 and the methods that they have used 1017 01:26:20,610 --> 01:26:23,830 must demand our unstinted admiration. 1018 01:26:23,917 --> 01:26:25,658 You know, humes began 1019 01:26:25,745 --> 01:26:27,747 with certain very serious disadvantages, 1020 01:26:27,834 --> 01:26:31,490 but these they overcame with wonderful ingenuity. 1021 01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:33,927 Not having a fang or a claw, 1022 01:26:34,014 --> 01:26:36,495 oh, or even a whistle worth talking about, 1023 01:26:36,582 --> 01:26:41,283 they invented guns and tanks and bombs and airplanes 1024 01:26:41,370 --> 01:26:45,417 and extermination camps and poison gas and daggers 1025 01:26:45,504 --> 01:26:48,507 and swords and bayonets and booby traps 1026 01:26:48,594 --> 01:26:51,249 and atomic bombs and flying missiles, 1027 01:26:51,336 --> 01:26:56,820 submarines, warships, aircraft carriers, and motorcars. 1028 01:26:56,907 --> 01:26:59,866 They have even perfected a process 1029 01:26:59,953 --> 01:27:03,043 whereby they can spread a lethal disease 1030 01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:06,046 on any part of this planet, 1031 01:27:06,133 --> 01:27:09,354 not to say anything about nuclear power. [laughs] 1032 01:27:09,441 --> 01:27:11,400 Oh, during their short history, you know, 1033 01:27:11,487 --> 01:27:14,316 humes have subjected other humes to death 1034 01:27:14,403 --> 01:27:19,799 by burning, hanging, decapitation, strangulation, 1035 01:27:19,886 --> 01:27:24,456 electrocution, shooting, drowning, crushing, 1036 01:27:24,543 --> 01:27:27,242 racking, disemboweling, hmm, 1037 01:27:28,373 --> 01:27:31,637 and other methods far, far too revolting 1038 01:27:31,724 --> 01:27:35,554 for the delicate stomachs of this august assembly. 1039 01:27:35,641 --> 01:27:40,733 - I never realized he was so talented. 1040 01:27:40,820 --> 01:27:42,213 - We don't like to boast. 1041 01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:44,607 - I second the proposal. 1042 01:27:44,694 --> 01:27:49,873 A member of such a talented race 1043 01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:54,399 can only be a credit to any Monster Club. 1044 01:27:54,486 --> 01:27:56,488 - [Monster] Ah, bravo, bravo! 1045 01:27:56,575 --> 01:27:58,969 [monsters cheering] 1046 01:27:59,056 --> 01:28:03,756 - Maestro, to celebrate the installation of a new member, 1047 01:28:03,843 --> 01:28:06,411 may we hear our song? 1048 01:28:06,498 --> 01:28:07,543 ["The Monster Club" by the Pretty Things] 1049 01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:10,807 [monsters chattering] 1050 01:28:32,219 --> 01:28:33,960 ♪ You read in books ♪ 1051 01:28:34,047 --> 01:28:37,703 ♪ About the things that chill the human heart ♪ 1052 01:28:37,790 --> 01:28:40,663 ♪ I was necking with my ghoulfriend ♪ 1053 01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:43,796 ♪ When she just snapped out the light ♪ 1054 01:28:43,883 --> 01:28:46,843 ♪ Saying, fangs for the memory ♪ 1055 01:28:46,930 --> 01:28:48,932 ♪ As she took a bigger bite ♪ 1056 01:28:49,019 --> 01:28:50,150 [singer crunches] 1057 01:28:50,237 --> 01:28:51,021 ♪ Then there's the blood ♪ 1058 01:28:51,108 --> 01:28:52,370 ♪ Blood ♪ 1059 01:28:52,457 --> 01:28:57,114 ♪ Welcome to the Monster Club ♪ 1060 01:28:58,594 --> 01:29:01,292 ♪ Welcome to the Monster Club ♪ 1061 01:29:01,379 --> 01:29:03,903 ♪ The Monster Club ♪ 1062 01:29:03,990 --> 01:29:06,036 ♪ You hear those hefty footsteps ♪ 1063 01:29:06,123 --> 01:29:09,431 ♪ Follow you down the hall ♪ 1064 01:29:09,518 --> 01:29:12,434 ♪ As you open door to your late night visitor ♪ 1065 01:29:12,521 --> 01:29:14,914 ♪ You really lose your cool ♪ 1066 01:29:15,001 --> 01:29:16,438 ♪ Whoa oh ♪ 1067 01:29:16,525 --> 01:29:18,004 ♪ When he borrows a spanner ♪ 1068 01:29:18,091 --> 01:29:19,528 ♪ To tighten his bolts ♪ 1069 01:29:19,615 --> 01:29:21,486 ♪ You feel such a fool ♪ 1070 01:29:21,573 --> 01:29:22,661 ♪ Then there's the blood ♪ 1071 01:29:22,748 --> 01:29:24,010 ♪ Blood ♪ 1072 01:29:24,097 --> 01:29:28,319 ♪ Welcome to the Monster Club ♪ 1073 01:29:28,406 --> 01:29:30,190 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1074 01:29:30,277 --> 01:29:32,497 ♪ Welcome to Monster Club ♪ 1075 01:29:32,584 --> 01:29:34,325 ♪ The Monster Club ♪ 1076 01:29:34,412 --> 01:29:36,109 ♪ Ow ♪ 1077 01:29:36,196 --> 01:29:39,112 ♪ There's a face at my window ♪ 1078 01:29:39,199 --> 01:29:42,551 ♪ As the darkness closes in ♪ 1079 01:29:42,638 --> 01:29:43,856 ♪ The door starts to creak ♪ 1080 01:29:43,943 --> 01:29:48,470 ♪ And scream for the night ♪ 1081 01:29:48,557 --> 01:29:51,603 ♪ There's a figure of the phantom ♪ 1082 01:29:51,690 --> 01:29:54,867 ♪ With a strange, twisted smile ♪ 1083 01:29:54,954 --> 01:29:56,652 ♪ Given these circumstances ♪ 1084 01:29:56,739 --> 01:30:00,482 ♪ You'd run a mile ♪ 1085 01:30:00,569 --> 01:30:01,700 ♪ Or two ♪ 1086 01:30:01,787 --> 01:30:04,399 ♪ Or three, ow ♪ 1087 01:30:30,686 --> 01:30:32,731 ♪ You feel so proud of being ♪ 1088 01:30:32,818 --> 01:30:35,778 ♪ Part of the human race ♪ 1089 01:30:35,865 --> 01:30:38,650 ♪ There's just a little sadness ♪ 1090 01:30:38,737 --> 01:30:41,436 ♪ Not much grief upon your face ♪ 1091 01:30:41,523 --> 01:30:42,698 ♪ Oh oh oh ♪ 1092 01:30:42,785 --> 01:30:44,961 ♪ You look into the mirror ♪ 1093 01:30:45,048 --> 01:30:48,007 ♪ There's a stake driven right through your heart ♪ 1094 01:30:48,094 --> 01:30:49,531 ♪ Then there's the blood ♪ 1095 01:30:49,618 --> 01:30:50,880 ♪ Blood ♪ 1096 01:30:50,967 --> 01:30:54,927 ♪ Welcome to the Monster Club ♪ 1097 01:30:55,014 --> 01:30:56,886 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1098 01:30:56,973 --> 01:30:58,888 ♪ Welcome to the Monster Club ♪ 1099 01:30:58,975 --> 01:31:00,324 ♪ Monster Club ♪ 1100 01:31:00,411 --> 01:31:03,327 ♪ Ow ♪ 1101 01:31:03,414 --> 01:31:05,024 ♪ Welcome to the Monster Club ♪ 1102 01:31:05,111 --> 01:31:08,550 ♪ The Monster Club, babe ♪ 1103 01:31:08,637 --> 01:31:09,899 ♪ Take a seat ♪ 1104 01:31:09,986 --> 01:31:12,336 ♪ Welcome to the Monster Club ♪ 1105 01:31:12,423 --> 01:31:13,990 ♪ The club ♪ 1106 01:31:14,077 --> 01:31:15,600 ♪ The club ♪ 1107 01:31:15,687 --> 01:31:17,602 ♪ The club ♪ 1108 01:31:17,689 --> 01:31:21,301 ♪ The club ♪ 1109 01:31:21,388 --> 01:31:25,175 ♪ Welcome to the Monster Club ♪ 1110 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:30,963 ["Monsters Rule O.K." by the Viewers] 1111 01:31:35,228 --> 01:31:38,101 ♪ Every night on the streets ♪ 1112 01:31:38,188 --> 01:31:43,889 ♪ When all the people are fast asleep ♪ 1113 01:31:43,976 --> 01:31:46,675 ♪ From every corner creeps ♪ 1114 01:31:46,762 --> 01:31:52,332 ♪ The shape of something you wouldn't like to meet ♪ 1115 01:31:52,419 --> 01:31:55,205 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1116 01:31:55,292 --> 01:31:56,859 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1117 01:31:56,946 --> 01:31:57,860 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1118 01:31:57,947 --> 01:32:00,689 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1119 01:32:00,776 --> 01:32:02,342 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1120 01:32:02,429 --> 01:32:03,561 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1121 01:32:03,648 --> 01:32:08,566 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1122 01:32:09,698 --> 01:32:12,396 ♪ Another sinister night ♪ 1123 01:32:12,483 --> 01:32:17,967 ♪ Another vampire girl to give me hot love bites ♪ 1124 01:32:18,054 --> 01:32:21,100 ♪ Down at the Monster Club ♪ 1125 01:32:21,187 --> 01:32:26,541 ♪ A zombie and a ghoul can do the monster dub ♪ 1126 01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:29,456 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1127 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,110 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1128 01:32:31,197 --> 01:32:32,285 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1129 01:32:32,372 --> 01:32:35,245 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1130 01:32:35,332 --> 01:32:36,899 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1131 01:32:36,986 --> 01:32:37,943 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1132 01:32:38,030 --> 01:32:41,120 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1133 01:33:01,010 --> 01:33:03,665 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1134 01:33:03,752 --> 01:33:05,318 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1135 01:33:05,405 --> 01:33:06,537 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1136 01:33:06,624 --> 01:33:09,540 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1137 01:33:09,627 --> 01:33:11,194 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1138 01:33:11,281 --> 01:33:12,108 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1139 01:33:12,195 --> 01:33:14,719 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1140 01:33:14,806 --> 01:33:16,373 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1141 01:33:16,460 --> 01:33:17,722 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1142 01:33:17,809 --> 01:33:20,638 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1143 01:33:20,725 --> 01:33:22,292 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1144 01:33:22,379 --> 01:33:23,336 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1145 01:33:23,423 --> 01:33:26,165 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1146 01:33:26,252 --> 01:33:27,819 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1147 01:33:27,906 --> 01:33:28,907 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1148 01:33:28,994 --> 01:33:32,432 ♪ Monsters rule okay ♪ 1149 01:33:32,519 --> 01:33:35,261 [peaceful music]