你好像很焦躁 葛兰警佐 You seem unsettled, Sergeant Grant.
应该是吧 I suppose so.
我通常不会跟陌生人谈我的困扰 I'm not usually one to bring my troubles to strangers.
(两个月前)
说说你的状况吧 Tell me what's going on.
那么 So,
上周 我先生 last week, my husband--
他做了一件事 他 He did something. He
帮我们订了邮轮之旅 booked us on a cruise.
邮轮 A cruise?
算是迟来的蜜月 It's kind of a belated honeymoon.
巴比很兴奋 这趟旅程对他来说意义重大 I mean, Bobby is so excited. This trip means the world to him.
我不想扫他的兴 怎么会 I wouldn't wanna spoil it. Why would you?
因为光是想到要上船 就让我心里充满了恐惧 Because the idea of even setting foot on that boat fills me with dread.
我吓死了 I'm terrified.
你知道这股焦虑可能的原因吗 Do you have any idea where this anxiety might be coming from?
我再清楚不过了 No, I know exactly.
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ABC电视台全球电视首播 ABC presents a world television premiere,
欧文艾伦的《海神号》 Irwin Allen's The Poseidon Adventure.
去拿我的望远镜 Get my binoculars.
我不知道 我没看过那种东西 I don't know. I-I never saw anything like it.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
怎么了 What?
你是说你的创伤 是小时候在电视上看到的电影造成的 So you're saying you're traumatized by a TV movie you saw when you were a child?
那是大规模巨作 A major motion picture.
莎莉温德丝还获得那年奥斯卡奖的 Shelley Winters was even nominated for Best Supporting Actress
最佳女配角提名 at the Oscars that year.
她得奖了吗 Did she win?
没有 她没有得奖 No, she did not.
你不觉得你对于 跟先生一起搭邮轮感到焦虑 You don't think there might be some other reason you're feeling anxious
可能有别的原因吗 about going on this cruise with your husband?
我刚刚告诉你有个男人摔进倒挂的天窗 I just told you that a man fell through a damn upside down skylight.
你哪里没听懂 What about that don't you get?
葛兰警佐 我建议你多带些晕船药 Sergeant Grant, my best advice: pack some extra Dramamine
尽量别去想《铁达尼号》 and try not to think about Titanic.
是《海神号》 Poseidon.
你不会有事的 I'm sure you'll be fine.
我爱你 I love you.
我爱你 我爱你 I love you. I love you.
《火速救援最前线》
报案中心 有什么紧急情况
我不得不跳伞
你从哪里打来的 先生 圣费南多谷 可能在塔扎纳 Where are you calling from, sir? San Fernando Valley. Uh, maybe Tarzana.
我的飞机快坠毁了 My plane's about to crash.
是轻型飞机吗 Is this a light aircraft?
不 是F16 No, F-16.
"F"代表战斗机 "F" as in fighter jet?
对 我是空军国民兵的飞行员 Yes. I'm a pilot with the Air National Guard.
我原本在进行演习 通讯失灵 I was on a training exercise. I lost comms,
接着引擎失控 then I lost engine control,
然后我就失去飞机了 then I lost my plane.
民航部门收到通知了 Civilian air traffic's been alerted.
我派救护队和云梯车去救飞行员了 I dispatched an RA unit to our pilot and a ladder truck.
我刚跟空军国民兵谈过 Just spoke to the Air National Guard.
他们确实有一架飞机失联 They did lose contact with one of their aircraft.
他们能透露它的位置吗 他们爱莫能助 Can they tell us where it is now? Unfortunately, they cannot.
它没有应答机吗 Doesn't it have a transponder?
飞行员弹射以后 After a pilot ejection,
飞机会自认在敌方领土 然后停止回应 the plane thinks it's in enemy territory and stops transmitting.
它应该会渐渐下降到地面 It's supposed to gradually descend to the ground.
那句话让我担心的字眼 只有"下降"和"地面" The only words in that sentence that worry me are "descend" and "ground." Mmm.
一个多小时 it is over an hour
你能停下来吗 Can you stop?
中途岛之战正好打到中途 I'm midway through The Battle of Midway.
这张椅子恶心死了 This chair is disgusting.
把它丢掉 它跟家具都不搭 I want it out. It doesn't go with anything.
它跟我很搭 It goes with me.
很好啊 那它可以跟你一起走 Well, then fine, then it can go with you.
老天 For Christ's sakes.
这些是俯冲轰炸机 These are the dive bomb--
(洛杉矶) (消防队)
巴比挑对日子度蜜月了 Bobby sure picked the right day to leave for his honeymoon.
没人能逃过这一劫 No way anybody survived this.
谢天谢地 消防员来了 亚伯 Oh, thank God. The firefighters are here, Abe.
我先生 他卡在他的椅子上 一点都不令人意外 My husband-He's stuck in his chair, which is not unusual.
女士 让我看看你 Ma'am, let me take a look. Yeah?
好 屋里还有别人吗 Okay. Is there anyone else in the house?
没有 只有我们 我们没有小孩 No, it's just us. We never had children.
动物又不喜欢她 先生 尽量别转头 And animals don't like her. Sir, try not to move your neck.
好 你能动动脚趾吗 Okay. Can you wiggle your toes for me?
不行 我也感觉不到我的腿 No. And I c-I can't feel my legs, either.
我有点 有点呼吸困难 It's kinda-It's kinda hard to breathe.
我们会让你脱困的 All right. We're gonna get you out of here. Buck!
巴克 好 来了 Yeah, coming.
数到三 准备好了吗 一 二 Okay, on three. Ready? One, two
如果我们试着用云梯车 把飞机残骸拖走呢 Okay. Hey, what if we chain the wreckage to the ladder truck, try and tow it off?
不行 看来这架飞机撑起了屋子 No. Looks like this plane is holdin' up whatever's left of this house.
好 我们得拆椅子救人 All right. We're gonna have to cut him out of this chair.
不要 别拆椅子 No. Don't cut the chair.
要 拜托你们拆了椅子 他爱那张椅子胜过我 Yes. Please, cut the chair. He loves the chair more than he loves me.
这次我可不会跟她争 For once, I'm not arguing with her.
女士 好 Ma'am? Yeah.
请你跟这位消防员走 May I please ask you to go with this firefighter?
好 好吧 Okay. All right.
那应该不是燃料 可能是联胺 I don't think that's fuel. Might be hydrazine.
无论是哪一个 一开始拆椅子 All right. Either way, we start cutting this chair,
就怕会有火花 I worry about sparks.
我们必须清出空间 让他滑出去 We just need to clear a space so that we can slide him out.
这是什么东西 What do we suppose this is?
就是你想的那个东西 Exactly what you think it is.
假飞弹 对 没错 A dummy bomb? Yeah, that's right.
能弹射它 让我救治伤患吗 Can it be ejected so I can get to my patient?
当然 只要先拆卸它就好 Yeah, no problem. You just have to defuse it first.
你说它是假飞弹 You just said it was a dummy bomb.
对靶场来说是啊 但它还是爆裂物 Well, it is. It's for the target range. It's still an explosive.
它不会炸掉整个社区之类的 It's not gonna blow up the whole neighborhood or anything.
大概就那间屋子吧 Probably just the house it's in.
跟隔壁的屋子 Maybe the one next door.
威尔森队长 国民警卫队派人过去了 Captain Wilson, the National Guard is sending up a team now.
预计在一小时内抵达 They should be there within the hour.
伤患可能脊椎受损或更糟 Our patient may have a spinal injury or worse.
我们不能等 你们不用等 We can't wait. You don't have to wait.
没事的 我会教你们 It'll be fine. I'll talk you through it.
乔 我们准备好了 Okay, Joe, we're ready.
好 首先 小心地拆下 飞弹头上的扳机外壳 Okay. First, carefully remove the trigger housing from the nose.
来吧 Here you go.
扳机外壳拆掉了 然后呢 Trigger cap is removed. What now?
好 直接剪掉那条红线 Okay. Go ahead and snip that red wire.
但首先 But first,
断开白色的低电压耦合器 disconnect the white low-voltage coupling.
艾德娜呢 Where's Edna?
她被疏散到安全的地方了 She's been evacuated to a safe place.
很好 她能永远留在那里吗 Good. Can she stay there forever?
嘲讽 这个我很熟悉 Sarcasm. I am familiar.
谁在嘲讽了 Who's being sarcastic?
一架战斗机撞进我家门厅 A fighter jet crashes into my front parlor,
我们之中竟然没人就此解脱 and not even one of us gets put out of my misery.
你思想真黑暗 You're dark, Abe.
跟艾德娜共度30年 你也会这样 Spend three decades with Edna, you would be too.
好 乔 断开电压耦合器了 Okay, Joe. Voltage coupling disconnected.
好 直接剪掉那条绿线 Okay. Go ahead and cut that green wire.
绿线 你 之前说红线 Wh-Uh-Green? You-You said red.
是吗 对 你之前说红线 Did I? Yeah, you said red.
你确定吗 对 你之前说红线 Are you sure? Yes. Yes, you said red.
好 好 Okay. Okay. Uh
就剪红线吧 Uh, let's go with red.
这家伙有什么问题 What the hell is wrong with this guy?
他刚从一万英尺坠下 He just fell 10,000 feet.
他的脑袋可能没那么清楚 It's possible he's not thinking that clearly.
嘿 嘿 亚伯 保持清醒 朋友 Hey. Hey.Hey, Abe, stay with me, pal.
大伙 我们现在就得 把这玩意从他身上移开 Hey, guys, we need to get this thing off of him, like, now.
怎么办 队长 What are we gonna do here, Cap?
剪红线 Cut the red one.
他刚刚才展现出迷失方向的症状 His disorientation is just now presenting.
相信他的第一个直觉吧 剪红线 Let's go with his first instinct. Cut the red one.
大伙 大伙 Guys. Hey, guys. Guys!
最好让你维持这样 直到医院的人 It's best to just keep you like this until they can take a look at you
能帮你检查伤势 好 at the hospital. All right.
很抱歉来晚了 Apologize for the delay.
十号州际公路去年坍塌的路段还没修好 They still haven't repaired that piece of the I-10 that collapsed last year.
少校 我想请问你 Major, can I ask a question?
断开耦合电压后 要解除载荷时 When disarming the payload, after disconnecting the voltage coupling,
要剪红线还是绿线 red or green wire?
当然是红线 Red, obviously.
当然 Obviously.
亚伯 亚伯 Abe? Abe?
帮帮忙 跟她说我死了 Do me a favor. Tell her I died.
谢天谢地 奇蹟发生了 Oh. Thank God. It's a miracle.
刚才真的是千钧一发 Well, it was touch-and-go there for a minute,
但他应该不会有事 but I think he's gonna be just fine.
什么 不是啦 What? No.
我说的奇蹟是指 那张丑椅子终于滚出我的屋子了 I meant it's a miracle that hideous chair is finally out of my house. God.
哪来的屋子 What house?
今天有一对夫妻幸运存活 A husband and wife are lucky to be alive today
一架无人驾驶的F16 when an F-16 with no pilot
怎么会发生那种事 How do you suppose that happens?
大概有东西坏了吧 I assume something broke.
不 我是指 在同个屋檐下共度30年的两个人 No, I mean, how do two people live together under the same roof for 30 years
怎么会只剩不满和鄙视 and end up full of resentment and disdain?
你刚刚回答了自己的问题 I believe you just answered your own question.
你觉得我和麦蒂也可能会这样吗 You don't think that something like this could happen to me and Maddie, do you?
战斗机不会飞过你家 没事的 You don't live in a flight path. You should be fine.
我还是在说不满和鄙视 I was still talking about resentment and disdain.
我知道 I know you were.
除非你容许才会那样 That only happens if you let it.
别容许那种事 So don't let it.
你知道吗 You know what?
你说得对极了 You are absolutely right.
晚安 我亲爱的队长 Good night, O Captain! My Captain!
你这周末有任何计划吗 Hey, so do you have any plans for the weekend?
我想去沙漠里开卡丁车 I was thinking about go-karting, place out in the desert.
应该会很好玩 Supposed to be a blast.
这周末不行 我有重要的约会 Can't this weekend. I got a big date.
第一次约会 A first date.
我以为你跟玛莉索交往得很顺利 I-I thought everything was going great with Marisol.
不是我要约会 是克里斯托弗 It's not my date. It's Christopher's.
糟了 他邀了数学课的潘妮 Oh, no. He invited this girl from his math class,
周六来家里 玛莉索答应要来作陪 Penny, over on Saturday. Marisol agreed to help me chaperone.
原来如此 所以其实是你要约会 Oh, I see. So it's actually your date.
你找娜塔莉雅去开卡丁车啊 她一定会喜欢 Why don't you invite Natalia go-karting? I'm sure she'd love it.
我们分手了 We, uh-We broke up.
我怎么会以为跟陪死员约会是个好主意 Don't know why I thought it was such a great idea dating a death doula.
平心而论 你当时刚死过嘛 To be fair, you had just died.
是啊 她就只想聊那些事 Yeah, well, that's all she ever wanted to talk about.
死亡 死亡 老实说变得有点无趣 Death, death, death. Got kinda boring, to be honest with you.
这个嘛 Well
欢迎回到活人的世界 巴克 welcome back to the world of living, Buck.
我们很想你 You were missed.
哇 那是什么惊人的香味 Wow. What is that amazing smell?
牛小排 你在做菜 Short ribs. You're cooking?
已经做好了 一切都准备就绪了 Cooked. Everything is rested and ready.
怎么回事 What is going on?
小姐 谢谢 Mademoiselle. Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
好 我有重要的问题 So, I have a proposal.
又一次 不一样的问题 Again? A different proposal.
麦蒂 我今天看到了我不想要的未来 Maddie, today I saw a future that I never wanna have.
一起生活了35年的夫妻 A couple who've been together for 35 years.
你听起来是想分开 Sounds like you're "unproposing."
没有 我说的夫妻 I'm not. So this couple.
他们两个住在 就我所知 很小的屋子 Just the two of them in this-from what I could tell-tiny house.
就你所知 From what you could tell?
客厅有一架F18战斗机 Well, there was an F-18 fighter jet in the living room,
大概让那里显得比较小 which probably made the place look smaller.
两个人住在简朴的独户住宅里 So, two people in this modest single-family dwelling,
麦蒂 他们的感情差到极点 and, Maddie, they could not have been further apart.
他们出了问题 Something happened to them.
对 是我接的电话 I know. I took the call.
我是指他们的生活 No, in life.
他们让自己变得疏远 安逸 钙化 They allowed themselves to become alienated, complacent, calcified.
他们以前一定相爱过 I mean, they must have been in love once, right?
应该是 谁知道那在何时生变了 One would think. Who knows when that changed?
我真的不知道 I certainly don't.
我们别让那种事发生 Let's not let that happen to us.
就这么说定 Deal.
很好 Good.
我一直在想要怎么避免那种生活 So I've been thinking about how we can avoid all that,
而我认为我们应该开始约会 and I'm thinking we should start dating.
等等 跟别人 Wait. Other people?
天啊 不是 跟对方 God, no. Each other.
我们别钙化 Let's not calcify.
但我们已经过了约会阶段吧 But don't you think we're a little past the dating phase?
所以才要约会 保持新鲜感啊 That's the point. It'll keep things fresh.
我是认真的 I mean it, Maddie.
我不只要蜜月阶段 I don't just want a honeymoon phase.
我要蜜月般的生活 I want the honeymoon life.
你郁蓝的双眸与亲吻 Your eyes are blue Your kisses too
我从不知道它们的能耐 I never knew what they could do
我不敢相信你爱上了我 I can't believe That you're in love with me
你向我认识的每个人诉说情衷 You're telling everyone I know
你所到之处 我都在你心中 I'm on you're mind each place you go
他们不敢相信你爱上了我 They can't believe That you're in love with me
我有提到你很美吗 Have I mentioned you look beautiful?
你有 但别因此就不提了 You have, but don't let that stop you.
看来你已经适应船上的环境了 Well, it seems like you've got your sea legs.
我现在好多了 谢谢你 I am doing much better now. Thank you.
从头部套上救生衣 Pull the life jacket on over your head.
将带子穿过蓝色圈圈 Pull one strap through the blue loop
你有看到蓝色圈圈吗 在这里 Blue loop. You see a blue loop? Right here.
女士 你不必真的把它带来 Ma'am, uh, you weren't really required to bring that.
有人落水 Man overboard!
我看了船上的活动介绍 I looked at the ship's activities guide.
SPA 当然 有曼波舞课程 Spa, of course. There's mambo lessons.
甚至有定期的匿名戒酒会聚会 Oh, and there's even a regular AA meeting
诡异的是地点在 名叫"藏身处"的酒吧对面 weirdly located across from a bar called The Hidey-Hole.
还真是方便 Well, that's convenient.
我们可以看一看 一起选些活动 Thought we could take a look pick some things together.
我就让你选吧 但我不想选 I think I'll let you choose. But I don't wanna choose.
我要我们一起选 我们在一起啊 I want us to do this together. Well, we are together.
呀呵 两位桌友 Ahoy, "tablemateys."
等等 怎么可能 我的天啊 Wait [chuckles] what are the odds? Oh, my God.
萝拉和诺曼彼得森 Lola and Norman Peterson.
萝拉 Lola?
我上次见到你 The last time I saw you,
你在早上的尖峰时刻 在高速公路的 you were flashing morning rush hour traffic
路标前面露胸 from a freeway sign.
我记得是某个看板前面 In front of a banner of some sort, I recall.
对 "看着我 诺曼" 而他看了 Yes. "See me, Norman." And he did.
我们都看了 No, we all did.
看着我 诺曼 看到了吗 See me, Norman. See me now?
我们不但搭上同一班邮轮 还坐在同一桌 Not only are we on the same cruise, we're at the same table.
你们也坐在这一桌 Oh. Oh, so this your table too? Ah.
好像当头棒喝一样 I mean, ain't that a kick in the head?
是有那种感觉 Kinda feels like one.
对 你们知道吗 你们救了我们的婚姻 Yeah. You know what? You guys saved our marriage.
亚席娜不是逮捕了你吗 对 Didn't Athena arrest you? She did.
我去坐牢是我们遇过最棒的事 My jail time was the best thing that ever happened to us.
我服刑时 诺曼每天都来探监 Mmm. Norman visited me every day I served.
你服刑几天 How many days was that?
60天 60天 Sixty. Sixty days?
我也被罚钱了 I was also given a fine.
后来萝拉获得假释 好 别唱了 And then when Lola made "parole-a" Okay, stop.
天啊 My God.
我们决定再也不让婚姻走味了 We decided to never let our marriage get stale again.
事实上 这是我们第105周 106周 In fact, we're in week 105 of our-Uh, 106.
106周的二度蜜月 你说什么 106 of our second honeymoon. Excuse me?
我们没把新冠疫情算在内 因为船都没开 W-We don't count COVID because the boats weren't running.
你们住在邮轮上 Oh, you've been living on cruise ships.
对 很多退休的人都是 Yeah, a lot of retirees do.
真的让我们的生活重新充满浪漫感 It's really put the romance back into our lives.
海洋很催情 宝贝 天啊 The ocean is motion, baby. Oh, my God.
朱利安来了 小朱 Hey, there's Julian. Jules.
别这样 他在工作 为我们工作 Oh, no, Norman. He's working.
嘿 朱利安 这个家伙 我的天 他是 For us. Hey, Julian. This guy right here. Oh, my gosh. This is--
他是业界最厉害的船务经理 This is the greatest cruise director in the business.
总是把我们照顾得很好 对吧 萝拉 没错 He always takes such good care of us. Doesn't he, Lola? He sure does.
今晚一切都还好吗 How is everything this evening?
一切都很好 谢谢 Everything is very nice. Thank you.
马萨兰市怎么样了 听说会碰到坏天气 Hey, how are we looking at Mazatlan? I heard we were running into some weather.
我们正在观察那个系统 它应该会消散 We're keeping an eye on that system. It's expected to dissipate.
太好了 因为我们要租脚踏车 Fantastic, 'cause we are renting bicycles.
你们应该一起来 对啊 You guys should join us. Yes!
我们 那听起来 Well, we-Oh, that sounds-Yes.
我们还在排我们的行程 Uh, we are still working out our itinerary.
刚才真是累人 That was exhausting.
我倒觉得他们重修旧好蛮窝心的 Oh, I don't know. I think it's kind of sweet how they reconnected.
我不喜欢他们 I don't like 'em.
那个女人是重罪犯 That woman is a felon.
60天和罚金 Sixty days and a fine.
我何必那么累 Why do I even bother?
这下未来两周都得跟他们坐在一起了 Now we got to sit with them for the next two weeks.
我们不用离开房间 You know, we never have to leave the room.
你跟我可以一直窝在这里 You and I could hole up in here together the entire time.
你害怕上船真正的原因是什么 What's the real reason you're afraid to get on that boat?
不是因为一部电影 It's not because of a movie.
我爱我先生 法兰克医师 I love my husband, Dr. Frank.
我们共度的人生 在每个层面都像一阵旋风 And our life together is a whirlwind, everything about it.
但撇除那个部分 But take away that.
撇除那些混乱 Take away the chaos.
我不确定还剩下什么 I'm not sure what's left.
你怕你们会无话可说 You're afraid you won't have anything to say to each other.
只有我们两个人的时候 When it's just the two of us,
我们是谁 who are we?
你在想什么 What are you thinking about?
你有点东西吗 Oh. Uh, did you order something?
没有 Nope.
希望没吵到你们 Hopefully we're not intruding.
总之 我们刚刚在甲板上的月光下散步 Uh, anyway, um, we were just taking a moonlight stroll up on the deck,
想说可以邀请你们在睡前小酌一杯 and we thought we'd invite you over for a little nightcap.
对啊 Yeah.
你们真好心 但 我们很乐意 Uh, well, that's very nice of you, but-We'd love to.
太好了 That's wonderful.
好极了 Great, great.
我们就在607房 Listen, we're right here at 607.
你们准备好就过来 Just come over when you're ready.
好的 待会见 All right.
好了 刚才是怎么回事 Okay. All right. What was that?
什么 你说你不喜欢他们的 What? You said you didn't like 'em.
不对 我说的应该是"我不信任他们" No, I believe what I said was, "I don't trust them."
不对 你说你不喜欢他们 好啦 No, you said you didn't like 'em. All right, fine.
我不喜欢也不信任他们 So I don't like 'em or trust 'em.
但也没必要失礼 No need to be rude about it.
你要来吗 You coming?
每天 是这么打算 Every day? That's the spirit.
但永远约会不代表真的要每天约会 But forever dating doesn't mean that you go on an actual date every day.
所以你们要多常约会 Oh. So how often you talkin'?
一周三次 Three times a week.
你疯了吗 Are you insane?
我最早说五次 My opening bid was five,
但麦蒂认为有小智在太勉强了 but Maddie thought with Jee, that might be pushing it a bit.
约会也不用每次都那么花俏或复杂 And not every date has to be fancy or involved.
简单也很好 重点是 It could be simple. You know, the point is
别把伴侣视为理所当然的存在 that you don't ever want to take your partner for granted,
关系才不会 钙化 so that the relationship doesn't-Calcify.
钙化 钙化 Calcify? Calcify.
你觉得你们的关系钙化了吗 Did you find there was calcification occurring?
没有 完全没有 你在说什么 No. Not at all. What are we talking about here?
你们的关系还是牙齿健康 Your relationship or dental hygiene?
我们为这件事讨论到很晚 We were up pretty late working on it.
把这两个月都安排好了 We've got next two months planned.
那是 Is that a
试算表 哇 Spreadsheet. Wow.
那应该会让互动更随性自然 Well, that probably helps keep things spontaneous.
你想笑就笑吧 但保持健康的关系 Scoff if you must, but maintaining a healthy relationship
跟保持健康的口腔没那么不同 is not unlike maintaining healthy teeth and gums.
一定要尽心尽力 You have to be diligent.
这整件事听起来真的很累人 Honestly, Maddie, this whole thing sounds kind of exhausting.
对 我知道 Yeah. I know.
我对永远约会的预测是 你们只会有五分钟热度 My prediction for forever dating is it's gonna last for about five minutes.
你错了 队长 Oh. Well, you're wrong, Captain.
永远约会会持续到永远 Forever dating lasts forever.
我很坚定 I am committed.
应该的 You ought to be.
好 听起来进行得蛮顺利的 Okay, so it sounds like it went well.
对 大概吧 Yeah, I guess.
什么叫"大概吧" What do you mean you guess?
老实说 他邀男同学 Well, it wasn't too much different
来玩的时候也差不多是那样 than when he hangs out with one of his guy friends to be honest.
但只有一个情况有潜在的情欲 Except only in one case is there underlying sexual tension.
总之 他们似乎玩得很开心 Anyways, it seemed like they had a lot of fun.
她妈妈大约9点就来接她了 And her mom picked her up around 9:00.
很好啊 没人因此心碎 Okay, great. And no hearts were broken.
这个嘛 Well
你儿子很懂玩 Your son's got game.
对 玩游戏 Yeah. Video game.
真的假的 Seriously?
她才刚走耶 She just left.
好 克里斯 你应该在刷牙的 Okay, Chris, you're supposed to be brushing your teeth.
该跟潘妮说晚安了 Time to say good night to Penny.
潘妮 你什么时候跟她聊天的 Penny? When were you talking to Penny?
爸 你在劈腿吗 Dad! Are you two-timing me?
我会打爆那个纸片人 I will drag her skinny ass.
不会吧 No way.
是真的 而且不只如此 Dead serious, man. That's not all.
我看了他的手机 Went through his phone,
他同时跟五个女孩在聊天 he's got conversations with, like, five different girls now.
原来克里斯托弗是玩咖 Whoa. So, uh, Christopher is a player.
我不知道他是跟谁学的 不是我 I don't know where he gets it from. Not from me.
我娶了第一个约会对像 I married the first girl I dated.
是第一个上床对象吧 I think you might mean slept with.
重点是 我是想要筑巢的人 Point is I'm a nester. I nest.
他现在筑巢可能太早了 Well, he might be kind of young to nest.
他还在巢里呢 等等 He's still in the nest. Wait. So, uh,
那你对他说了什么 what did you say to him?
没什么 还没说啦 Nothing. Well, not yet.
我有点希望能由你去说 I was kind of hoping you would.
我 对 Uh, me? Yeah.
你总说你是金盆洗手的玩咖 I mean, you're always boasting that you're this reformed player.
他会比较听得进你的话 I think he'd hear it better coming from you.
我知道他才13岁 但我不希望他 你知道的 I know he's only 13 but I just don't want him to, you know
变得像我这样 End up like me.
你没有变成那样 You didn't end up like you.
它全毁了 还是 Is it a total loss or is it Uh
没有全毁 not total.
祝你顺心 Have a good day.
今天要在马萨兰市下船的乘客 Passengers disembarking for the day in Mazatlan,
请向服务人员询问各层的排队区 please see crew members for queuing areas by level.
有巴士之旅 还有地面缆车可搭 There's a bus tour, and there is also a funicular ride.
让我们到市区 最古老的建筑之一 俯瞰海湾 Takes us up to one of the oldest buildings in the city, overlooks the bay.
巴比 我可以下次再去吗 Uh, w-Bobby, do you mind if I take a rain check on this one?
下次 对 A rain check? Yeah.
我只是 我今天不想爬山 I-I just-I don't feel like hiking today.
没有要爬山 There's no hiking.
是地面缆车 Funicular.
我觉得我的偏头痛要犯了 I think I feel a migraine coming on.
也许我该躺一躺 Maybe I should just lie down.
你决定吧 我们 早 Okay. Yeah. Whatever you need. We'll-Morning.
早安 两位旅人 嗨 Hey, good morning, travelers. Hi.
要接受文化熏陶了吗 You ready to get some culture?
这个嘛 亚席娜今天不太舒服 Well, Athena's not feeling too well today.
糟糕 Oh, no.
我们让你太晚睡了 Did we keep you up too late?
可能是吧 这次我们就不参加了 That may be it. So, we're gonna sit this one out.
巴比 不用啦 Oh. Ooh. Bobby, no.
我不舒服 不代表你就该错过活动 I mean, just because I'm not feeling well doesn't mean that you should miss out.
不行 你去吧 什么 No, no, no, you go. What?
亚席娜 我不想自己搭地面缆车 Athena, I don't wanna ride a funicular by myself. Oh, oh.
我们很爱地面缆车 没错 We love a funicular. Yes.
我们喜欢说这个词"地面缆车""地面缆车" We like saying the word "funicular." "Funicular."
听起来就很有趣 对吧 See the word "fun" is actually in the word, right?
是啊 你们看吧 Yeah. Yeah, see?
你去吧 晚上见 好吗 You go. I'll see you tonight, huh?
好 好吧 好吧 Okay. All right. Okay. Okay.
两位 晚点见 All right, guys. See you later.
早日康复 好 我会的 再见 Feel better. Okay. I will. Bye.
第五层和第六层的乘客 请备妥您的乘客证 Passengers on levels 5 and 6, please have your passenger ID
对 就是我们 Yeah, 5 and 6, that's us.
你们去吧 我要待在这里 You guys go ahead. I'm gonna stick around here.
不行 这样吧 我们留下来陪你 No, no, no. How about this? We'll hang back with you.
不用了 你们去玩吧 No, no, no, no. You guys go have fun.
我会在这里找事做 去看亚席娜 I'm gonna find some things to do here, check on Athena.
好吧 也好 对 Okay. All right, great. Yeah.
你确定吗 好 对 You're sure? Yeah.
玩得开心点 你们也是 Have fun. All right. You too.
好 好 "地面缆车" All right. Yeah. "Funicular."
对 看吧 很有趣 Yeah. See? It's in the word.
嗨 Hi,
我是巴比 我认为我太太想避免跟我独处 I'm Bobby and I think my wife is trying to avoid being alone with me.
而且我是个酒鬼 And I'm an alcoholic.
嗨 巴比 Hi, Bobby.
你是猛男 You are a stallion.
你行的 对吧 You got this, right?
爱的种马 Clydesdale of love.
我们上 Let's go.
你怎么这么慢 What took you so long?
小气泡配我们的泡泡 Little bubbly for our bubbles.
那是1998年的香槟王 That is a '98 Dom Perignon.
我们可以晚点再收拾 I guess we could just clean that up later.
报案中心 有什么紧急情况
救命 我男友好像心脏病发作了
好 你能抬高他的腿吗
不行 你会心肺复苏术吗
我会 但现在做不了 他卡住了
他卡在哪里
救命 Help.
他还活着 He's alive.
这样真是难堪 This is so embarrassing.
不会 别感到难堪 No, no, no. No need to be embarrassed.
你朋友有心脏疾病吗 我没听说过 Does your friend have a heart condition? Not that I know of.
他有服用药物吗 Is he on any medication?
生发药吧 Rogaine, I think.
好 巴克 检查浴室 收到 Okay. Buck, check the bathroom. Copy.
我根本不知道怎么会这样 I don't even know how this happened.
我是说 我知道事发经过 I mean, I know how it happened.
我们本来在亲热 We were, you know, doing it.
后来他觉得头昏 And then he got woozy
开始抱怨胸痛 然后就瘫软了 and he started complaining about chest pains and he went limp.
大部分啦 Well, mostly.
因为我一直没办法跟他分开 怎么会这样 Because every time I try to get free, I can't. What is happening?
阴道痉挛导致阴茎钳持 Vaginismus resulting in penis captivus.
阴道什么 Vagi-what-now?
阴道痉挛 Vaginismus.
就是阴道周边的肌肉不自觉紧绷 It's the involuntary tensing of the-Of the muscles surrounding the vagina.
有时候是压力反应 好 Sometimes a stress response. Okay.
他确实有心脏疾病和壮阳药物 He does have a heart condition and male potency pills.
好 我不认为他心脏病发 Okay. All right. I don't think he had a heart attack.
应该只是混合硝基和威而刚 造成的严重高血压 Probably just some severe hypertension from mixing the nitro with Sildenafil.
我们必须让他离开热水 What we need to do is get him out of this hot water.
那我呢 And what about me?
我会跟他去医院 但拜托你们别让我这样过去 I mean, I-I'll go to the hospital with him, but, please, not like this.
也许能给她有助放松的药物 We could maybe give her something to help her relax.
巴克 换位置 Buck, switch.
好 All right. Okay. All right.
抓住他了吗 抓住了 Got him? Yep. Got him.
你叫什么名字 Hey, what's your name again?
苏菲亚 我是艾迪 你喜欢果冻吗 Sophia. Hi, I'm Eddie. Do you like Jell-O?
果冻 还可以吧 Jell-O? I-I mean, it's fine.
你最喜欢哪个口味 And what's your favorite flavor?
大概是莱姆吧 I don't know. Lime?
好 Okay.
我以前会恐慌发作 怎么做都没用 So, a while back I used to have panic attacks, right? Nothing helped.
我就玩了叫"果冻身体"的游戏 So I played a game called Jell-O Body.
我要你闭上眼睛 So, I want you to close your eyes for me.
好 Okay.
我要你想着你的双脚 Now, I want you to think about your feet.
你感觉到它们变成柔软的莱姆果冻 You feel them turning into soft lime Jell-O.
感觉到了吗 对 Feel that? Uh-huh.
很好 Good.
好 让果冻往上延伸到你的小腿 Okay, let that Jell-O go up to your calves.
到你的大腿 Now up to your thighs.
再到你的骨盆和腹部 Now up to your pelvis and stomach.
你全身都变成柔软 有弹性的果冻了 Your whole body is turning into squishy, bouncy Jell-O.
让它扩散到你的胸部 手臂和头部 Let it run up to your chest, and your arms and your head.
你是巨大的苏菲亚果冻模具 You are one giant Sophia Jell-O mold.
抓好他了吗 成功了 Got him? It worked.
有果冻 There's Jell-O?
你要去的地方有很多 Where you're going, loads of it.
我好像没看过男人 用这么高超的技巧浇熄女人的欲火 You know, I don't think I've ever seen a man turn a woman off with such skill.
这是一种天赋 It's a gift.
我觉得很内疚 I feel terrible.
这都是我的错 我逼得太紧了 逼得太紧 This is all my fault. I pushed too hard. You pushed too hard?
我跟他说我们变得安逸 我们 I told him I thought that we were getting complacent, that we were--
钙化了 Calcifying?
我应该没用那个词 I don't believe I used that word.
你是一番好心 Well, your heart was in the right place.
而他的心差点停了 And his almost stopped.
至少我现在知道最好别强求 I guess at least now I know it's best not to force things.
在很多方面都是 In so many ways.
(生物学)
你爸跟我说 你前几天晚上有约会 Uh, hey. So your dad tells me you had a date the other night.
对 潘妮 Yeah. Penny.
潘妮 不错哦 Penny. [chuckles] Nice.
她是你喜欢的人 And she-she's-she's someone that you like?
她人很好 She's nice.
很好 Good.
他跟我说你可能也喜欢别的女生 He-He told me there might be some other girls that you like as well.
我喜欢随性一点 I like to keep things loose.
不错嘛 我懂 Nice. I feel you.
听着 对不只一个女生有好感没关系 And listen, it's-it's okay, you know, to-to like more than one girl.
但让她们每个人 都以为自己很特别 就有关系了 Uh, i-it's maybe less okay to-to let each one of them think they're special though.
你懂吗 那有点像在说谎 You know? It's, uh-It's-It's kind of like lying.
那不是谎言 她们都很特别 It's not a lie. They're all special.
好 对 Okay. Uh, yeah.
我懂你的意思 真的 No, I-I-I get that. I do. Um
我想问题是 当你跟女生说她很特别 I-I think what it is, is when you tell a girl that she's special,
会让她觉得她是你的唯一 tends to make her think that she's the only one.
当她后来发现 And then when she finds out
你对很多女生都说过同样的话 that you've been saying the same thing to a bunch of other girls,
她就会觉得自己不再特别了 it makes her feel not so special anymore, you know?
她们一八卦 你就成了不太好的男人 And then they talk, and you get a reputation for being a not-so-nice guy,
你希望女生认为你是好男人吧 and-and you want the ladies to-to think you're a nice guy, right?
有差吗 Does it matter?
什么叫"有差吗" Uh, what-what do you mean, "Does it matter"?
反正她们最后都会离开 They just end up leaving anyway.
你为什么这么说 Uh, why-why would you say that?
我妈就离开了 My mom did.
克里斯 你妈妈是死了 Uh, Chris, your mom died.
在那之前 Before that.
她离开我们 我们很爱她 但她还是走了 She left us. We loved her and she left anyway.
我已经不记得她的声音了 I can't remember her voice anymore.
早安 Good morning.
早 Oh, morning.
偏头痛如何了 How's the migraine? Hmm?
偏头痛 The migraine? Oh.
完全好了 很好 Not a trace. Ah, good.
你没吵醒我就离开了 You left without waking me up.
不客气 You're welcome.
别说"不客气" 你是偷溜出来的 No. Not, "You're welcome." You snuck out.
我才没做那种事 I did no such thing.
真讽刺 对吧 我们一起来享受邮轮之旅 It's ironic, isn't it? Here we are enjoying this cruise together,
却像在晚上交会的两艘船 yet we're like two ships passing in the night.
我觉得你一直在躲我 诺曼 I feel like you're trying to avoid me. Hey, Norman.
早 Morning.
哇 早安 Hey. Wow, good morning.
真高兴见到你们 Nice to see you guys.
下船游览好玩吗 很棒 超棒的 How was your excursion? Oh, great. Super.
对 体验很多地方风俗 Oh, yeah. Lots of local color.
我们去了祭祀的神庙 很有趣 We-We went to a sacrificial temple. So that was fun. Ah.
萝拉呢 萝拉在休息 Where's Lola? Lola is resting.
她昨天晒太多太阳了 She got too much sun yesterday.
我们短时间内大概不会太常看到萝拉 So, I-I-I don't think we're gonna see much of Lola anytime soon.
你怎么会有那些刮伤 Oh. Where'd you get those scratches?
我刮伤是因为 我们租了脚踏车 结果我摔倒了 The scratches I got 'cause we rented bikes and I-I fell.
脖子着地 On your neck?
那里有很多墨西哥造型灌木 Yeah, there's a lot of Mexican topiary out there.
没错 没错 Yeah, yeah.
我要走了 那里有我爱吃的饼干 I'm gonna go. There's a cruller with my name on it.
我可不想跟别人分享 And I wanna make sure nobody else gets it.
不打扰你们了 回头见 So I'll leave you to it, and I'll see you soon.
好 好 Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm.
不知道那是怎么回事 I wonder what's going on there.
我不在乎 你看看你做了什么 I don't care. Did you see what you did there?
我过来找你说话 你就叫他过来 I came over here to talk to you, and you called him over.
因为我很友善 'Cause I was being friendly.
你一直用你根本不喜欢的人 You keep using these people that you don't even like
挡在我们中间 我想知道原因 as a wedge between us, and I'd like to know why.
我没有 你有 I am not doing that. You are.
你还想把我丢给他们 没有那种事 And you tried to fob me off on them. Now, there was no fobbing.
明明就有 没有的是偏头痛 There was fobbing. What there wasn't was a migraine.
你的偏头痛从来没在三天内好过 You have never had a migraine that lasted less than three days.
如果你不想跟我搭邮轮 你大可直说 If you didn't wanna come on this cruise with me, you could have just said so.
我当然想跟你一起来 Of course I want to be here with you.
我当然想 如果我让你有别的感觉 很抱歉 Of course I do. And I'm sorry if I made you feel otherwise.
好 Okay.
我也不想强迫你选活动 And I didn't mean to pressure you into choosing activities.
好 那件事就算了吧 Okay. All right. Let's forget it.
所以我列了清单 有清单啊 So I made a list. Oh, there's a list.
是可能性的清单 It's a list of possibilities.
什么 我们可以从简单的开始 What? Thought we could start simple.
在泳池边躺着 Go lay by the pool.
你看 这个我可以 Now, see, I could do that.
是吗 当然 我们现在就去 Yeah? Absolutely. Let's do that now.
好 好 Okay. Okay.
你先去甲板上暖暖两张躺椅 You go and warm up two deck chairs.
我去换泳装 十分钟后去那里找你 I will go get on my bathing suit, and I will meet you there in 10 minutes.
好 好 Okay. Okay.
十分钟 我们会躺在泳池边 好 好了 Ten minutes. We'll lay by the pool. Okay. All right.
好 All right.
抱歉 Oh! [laughs] Sorry.
我听说住这间房的女士身体不舒服 I, uh, heard the lady staying in this room wasn't feeling well.
我想来看看她 I wanted to check in on her.
彼得森太太 她不在这里 Mrs. Peterson? She's not here.
不在吗 不在 No? No.
我连床都不用铺 没人睡过 I didn't even need to make the bed. It hadn't been slept in.
那是血吗 Is that blood?
看来有人在浴室里出了意外 Looked like someone had an accident in the bathroom.
你不担心吗 That doesn't concern you?
不会 我做这份工作常看到那种事 Oh, no. I see that kind of thing all the time in my line of work.
摔到仙人掌上才怪 Fell on a cactus, my ass.
那是指甲的抓痕 Those were nail marks.
清洁人员还说床整晚都没被睡过 And the maid said that the bed hadn't been slept in all night.
我不知道他昨晚在哪里 I don't know where he was last night,
但我知道她从昨晚到现在都不见人影 but I do know where she wasn't and still isn't.
你认为发生什么事 他八成杀了他太太 Well, what do you think happened? I think he killed his wife.
跟同一个人在海上共度106周耶 I mean, 106 weeks at sea with the same person.
那只会以杀人告终 Oh, that could only end in a homicide.
你认为他把她推下船 不 不 You think he pushed her overboard? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
谋杀应该不是在船上发生的 I don't think the murder happened on the boat.
这个地方到处都有监视器 I mean, they got security cameras all over the damn place.
那血迹呢 Well, so, what about the blood?
有可能是他的 I mean, it could be his.
(巴比) (别鼓励她)
"别鼓励她" "Do not encourage her."
他们在马萨兰市下船 They got off in Mazatlan,
但她八成没有回到船上 but I don't think she ever got back on.
而且他确实提过 什么祭祀的神庙 亚 亚席娜 And he did mention something about a sacrificial temple. Ath-Athena.
你是说祭祀的神庙吗 Did you say sacrificial tentpole? Uh-No--
神庙 可恶 神庙 能不能 对 好 Temple. Te-Damn it. Temple. Can we-Yeah, yeah. Okay.
先挂电话吧 Let's just hang up. Let's just hang up.
你在干嘛 What the hell are you doing?
你说10分钟 都过40分钟了 You said it was gonna be 10 minutes. It's been 40.
巴比 你都没注意到吗 Bobby. Have you not been paying attention?
诺曼彼得森杀了他太太 他没有 Norman Peterson murdered his wife. No, he didn't.
我觉得你又来了 你在找藉口躲我 And I think you're doing it again. You're making up an excuse to avoid me.
巴比 那个可怜的女人的死跟你无关 Bobby. That poor woman's death is not about you.
不过昨天你要是跟他们去了 她可能还活着 Although if you had gone with them yesterday, she might still be alive.
我很不想破坏 你在蜜月邮轮上唯一的乐趣 I hate to ruin the only fun you seem to be having on our honeymoon cruise,
但是没人被杀掉 but nobody's been murdered.
你开始质疑我的直觉了 So now you're questioning my instincts?
不 警探 我质疑你的理智 No, Detective. I am questioning your sanity.
来吧 我们走 Come on. Let's go.
要去哪里 Where are we going?
证明我们有一方错了 To prove one of us wrong.
请问一下 午安 Ah. Excuse me. Oh, good afternoon.
你记得之前在晚餐时间 Uh, do you remember the couple we were sitting with
跟我们同桌的夫妻吗 when you stopped by our dinner table the other night?
诺曼和萝拉彼得森 当然记得 Norman and Lola Peterson. Of course.
对 我跟我太太有点担心 Yes. Well, my wife and I are a little concerned
因为彼得森太太在马萨兰市下船 because we know that Mrs. Peterson got off at Mazatlan,
却可能从来没回到船上 but we think maybe she never got back on the ship.
那确实令人担心 That is concerning.
从来没有旅客走失过 Never lost a passenger before.
(洋蓝邮轮)
(上次报到:下午6点40分) Ah!
萝拉跟她先生昨天下午6点40分回来了 Lola scanned back in yesterday with her husband at 6:40 p.m. Ah.
而且她人就在湛蓝自助餐 Oh, and here she is. The blue buffet.
现在 Right now?
她刚刚用勋章买了两杯能量果汁 She just used her medallion to purchase two energy juices.
好 你看吧 他们都好好的 Oh, okay. There you go. Both alive and well.
好啦 Okay, fine.
你不用落井下石 Now, you don't have to rub my face in it.
你想谈谈船上真正的死亡吗 Now, would you like to discuss the actual death on this boat?
因为我们的婚姻快死了 Because I think it might be our marriage,
因为你宁可相信那个亲切 无害的男人 because you would prefer to believe this sweet, harmless man
会做出罪大恶极的事 would commit a heinous crime
也不想享受我们美好的蜜月邮轮 rather than enjoy our beautiful honeymoon cruise together.
或是他杀了他太太 Or he murdered his wife.
儿子 作业写得怎么样了 Hey, buddy. How is the homework?
快写完了 Almost done.
听着 我之前整理一些东西时 So, listen, I was going through some stuff
发现了属于你的东西 and, uh, came across something that belongs to you.
这是你妈妈写的信 A letter from your mom.
她在你很小的时候写的 She wrote it when you were real little.
她会希望你拥有它的 I think she'd want you to have it.
晚餐吃什么 What's for dinner?
披萨可以吗 Pizza okay?
披萨永远都可以 Pizza is always okay.
亲爱的克里斯托弗 你一定想知道我在哪里 Dear Christopher, I'm sure you're wondering where I am,
也许你不想 or maybe you're not.
你这么小 也许你已经适应没有我的世界了 You're so young, maybe you've already adapted to a world without me.
我希望如此 却也害怕如此 I hope for that and fear it at the same time.
你是一个美丽 了不起的男孩 You are a beautiful, amazing boy.
我希望你的人生幸福 自由 充满喜乐 I want your life to be happy and free and full of joy.
有我在的话 那可能不会发生 And I'm not sure that's possible with me in it.
你可以因为我离开而恨我 It's okay to hate me for leaving.
如果你永远不原谅我 我也会理解 I will understand if you never forgive me.
但你要知道我爱你 宝贝 But please know that I love you, baby.
就算我远在天边 Even if it's from a distance.
克里斯 你的披萨要加什么料 Chris, what kind of toppings do you want on your pizza, bud?
跟平常一样就好 I'll take the usual.
没问题 小子 You got it, pal.
真的很抱歉我迟到了 I am so sorry that I'm late.
我们可以打给餐厅 把订位延后或 Is there any way that we can call the restaurant and push the reservation or--
我把订位取消了 I canceled the reservations.
但我以为周四是正式约会之夜 But I thought that Thursday was supposed to be a formal date night.
我看错试算表了吗 别管试算表 Did I read the spreadsheet wrong? Forget the spreadsheets.
别管我那天晚上说的话了 Forget everything I said the other night.
那我们不约会了吗 Does this mean that we're no longer dating?
我只是觉得那会是个错误 I just think it would be a mistake.
好吧 Oh, I see.
再说 我们有婚礼要策划 Plus, we have a wedding to plan.
如果你想跟我分手 那还蛮令人欣慰的 Well, I guess if you're breaking up with me, that's a good consolation.
执勤时怎么了吗 Something else happened on a call?
对 那让我发现没必要强求任何事 It did. And it made me realize there's no reason to force anything.
我们已经把感情经营得很好 We've already been doing this whole thing exactly right.
也没有钙化的风险 And there's no danger of calcifying.
我们只要继续 Not as long as we stay
放松就好 relaxed.
气象单位警告 南方的热带风暴正在增强 Weather service is warning the tropical storm to the south is gaining strength.
好 呼叫海岸防卫队 All right. Radio the coast guard,
让他们知道我们要返回洛杉矶 let them know we're reversing course back to Los Angeles,
我会马上宣布这件事 很好 and I'll make the announcement shortly. Good.
我可以请警探等着 我们一靠岸就逮人 I can have detectives waiting when we dock to make the arrest.
别操之过急 你应该先跟他谈谈 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I think you need to talk to him first.
嘿 两位 这是 怎么回事 Oh, hey, guys. What's-What's going on?
彼得森先生 葛兰警佐的担忧引起我的关注 Mr. Peterson, Sergeant Grant has brought some concerns to my attention.
我同意让她问你几个问题 I've agreed to allow her to ask you some questions,
但你没有义务要回答 none of which you're obligated to answer.
我当然会回答问题 Of course I'll answer questions.
我先问你 萝拉在哪里 她在休息 Let's start with this. Where's Lola? She's resting.
她不在房间里 诺曼 She's not in your stateroom, Norman.
我们知道她没从马萨兰市回到船上 We know she didn't get back in the boat in Mazatlan.
我们也知道你用她的乘客证让情妇上船 And we know that you snuck your sidepiece on using her passenger ID.
不 那不是真的 No, no. Now, that's not true.
那个女人确实在用萝拉的乘客证 No. I mean, the woman is using Lola's ID, yes,
但她不是我的情妇 but she's not my sidepiece.
天啊 我绝不会背叛萝拉 My God. I would never cheat on Lola.
那她是谁 Then who is she?
她是他们的人 She's one of them.
他们抓走萝拉 谁 They took Lola. Who did?
我不知道 I don't know.
听着 我们跟往常一样在马萨兰市下船 Look, we-we got off the boat at Mazatlan, just like we always do.
然后租了我们说过要租的脚踏车 And we rented bikes like we told you we were gonna.
我们吃完雪花冰筒 就去我们最爱的景点 And we got snow cones, and we went to our favorite spot,
结果某种帮派已经在等着我们 and they were waiting for us. It was a gang of some sort.
他们知道我们的名字 还一直叫我交出加密狗 They knew our names and they kept demanding that I give them my dongle.
你说什么 I beg your pardon?
加密狗是能插进电脑的数据储存装置 A dongle is a device you plug into a computer, holds data.
通常用来存放比特币 Often used to store Bitcoin.
只是我没有加密狗 也没有比特币 Except I don't have a dongle, and I don't have any Bitcoin.
我试着告诉他们 And I tried telling them that.
我向他们解释 但他们不相信 I explained it to them, but they wouldn't believe me.
还把萝拉抓走 They took Lola.
你不知道他们以为你是谁 And you have no idea who they thought you were?
我应该知道 I-I think I do.
有人谣传有一对退休的夫妻 There's been rumors about a retired couple,
是长住乘客 并且一直利用邮轮业 resident passengers who have been using the cruise line industry
掩护国际走私的行动 as a front for international smuggling.
等一下 你是说 Wait a minute. Are you telling me
那些人以为我和萝拉 是身价百万的国际走私犯 that these people think Lola and me are international smugglers worth millions?
你们确实符合描述 Well, you do fit the profile.
但我是来自恩西诺的退休干洗店老板 Except I'm a retired dry cleaner from Encino.
这下怎么办 我没在说笑 Now, what are we gonna do? I'm not kidding.
他们说如果我下次靠岸不交出加密狗 Now, they told me if I did not turn over that dongle at the next port of call,
就会杀掉我老婆 they were gonna kill my wife.
他们知道我在这里跟你们谈话吧 Now, they know that I'm talking to you here, right?
那她可能已经死了 They may have already killed her.
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
如果你说的是真的 就表示你有他们要的东西 If what you're telling us is true, then you have something they want.
想办法找到那个女人 她在用彼得森太太的勋章 See if you can find this woman. She's using Mrs. Peterson's ID medallion.
拘留她 是 船长 Take her into custody. Yes, Captain.
你得帮我 你得帮我 你是警察 You gotta help me. You gotta help me. You're a police officer.
到瓦拉塔港时 你去告诉他们 When we get to Puerto Vallarta, you tell them, all right?
诺曼 我们不去瓦拉塔港 Norman, we're not going to Puerto Vallarta.
船长必须把船调头 我们要回洛杉矶 Captain had to turn the ship around. We're going back to LA.
暴风雨要来了 There's a storm coming.
我看暴风雨已经来了 I think the storm's already here.
趴下 待在地上 快 Get down. Stay on the ground. Now.
趴下 趴好 Get down. Stay down.
保持冷静 就没有人会受伤 Stay calm and nobody will be hurt.