迈尔斯 Miles.
迈尔斯 Miles?
醒醒 帕吉 Wake up, Pudge!
早上好 Morning.
得在门上装个锁 Gotta get a lock on the door.
除了阿拉斯加以外谁都发一把钥匙 Everyone but Alaska can have a key.
我有通往你心的钥匙 上校 I have the key to your heart, Colonel.
这才是最重要的 That's all that matters.
声音太大了 伤到我的感情了 That was so loud, it hurt my feelings.
你总是穿着衣服睡觉吗 You always sleep in your clothes?
帕吉有创伤性应急综合征 Pudge has PTSD.
他怕自己又穿着白色小内裤 He's afraid he might get kidnapped
被人绑架了 in his tighty whities again.
我觉得他看上去很可爱 I thought he looked cute.
你比我想象的更疯狂 You're crazier than I thought.
这种起床方式太可怕了 That was a terrible way to wake up.
我要怎么保证以后不会再发生这种事 How can I ensure that that never happens again?
你什么都做不了 Nothing you can do.
我错过什么任务了吗 Did I miss an assignment?
不用你操心 Don't worry about it.
-我什么都没说 -好吧 - Didn't say a word. - Fine.
如果你非要知道 If you must know,
萨拉的成人礼舞会快到了 Sara's debutante ball is coming up,
在他们那个高级乡村俱乐部是头等大事 and it's kind of a big deal at this fancy country club.
我在靠写学期论文赚新西装的钱 I'm writing term papers to pay for a new suit.
我把我的阿玛尼拉在家里了 I left my Armani at home.
好了 满意了吧 There. Happy?
我以前从来没有尝过玉米粉 I've never tried grits before.
他们应该每周七天 每天24小时上玉饼 They should just serve bufriedos 24/7.
这是毁掉你喜欢的东西最快的方式 Quickest way to ruin a good thing.
我反对 I object.
如果这东西真的很好 你怎么会厌烦呢 If something is so good, how could you ever get enough?
也许这问题该去问杰克 Probably a better question for Jake.
阿拉斯加的男朋友显然是个性爱永动机 Apparently Alaska's boyfriend is a real sexual dynamo.
你知道那样肯定会油炸食品化吧 You know that would be complete bufried-fication, right?
女孩们会像气球吹气一样体重暴涨 The girls here would balloon up to, like, 300 pounds.
那又怎样 So what if they did?
她们突然不符合你的青少年幻想中 They suddenly wouldn't meet your sexist adolescent fantasy
最性感的女性形象了吗 of what's an acceptable female form?
大即是美 上校 Big is beautiful, Colonel.
小也很吸引人 Small is appealing as well.
说这种话的家伙可不吸引人 Not when it says shit like that.
这是我女朋友 That's my girlfriend.
奇普 Chip.
朗维尔和凯文有话 Longwell and Kevin have something
要和你说 they'd like to say to you.
不是吗 伙计 Don't you, guys?
上校 你告了保罗和玛瑞亚的密 Look, Colonel, you ratted out Paul and Marya.
我们报复了你 We retaliated.
我们现在扯平了 讲和吗 We're even now, so truce?
把这话收回去 我不是告密者 Take it back. I'm not the rat.
你想对着我的脸和我说吗 You wanna say that to my face,
你现在只是和我的胸骨讲话 'cause you're talking to my sternum.
这样在我扯出你的心脏时能更近点 Closer to your heart when I rip it out.
天啊 Oh, my God.
你们俩和这场战争都好蠢 You are both so stupid and so is this war.
够了 好吗 Enough, okay?
这样吧 I'll make you a deal.
你挑个已故的美国总统 You pick one dead American president.
如果这个帕吉不知道他的遗言 那就讲和 If Pudge here doesn't know his last words, truce.
要是他知道 你们下辈子就为在我鞋里尿尿那天 If he does, you spend the rest of your life lamenting the day
而后悔去吧 y'all pissed in my shoes.
这是我听过最愚蠢的话 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
你最好的朋友可是凯文 我可不信 Your best friend is Kevin. I doubt it.
这是我们的条件 Those are the terms,
不然去你的讲和 otherwise, nuts to your truce.
要是你们说得出一个总统名字的话 If you even can name a president.
我高二暑假在餐饮中心实习 I summer interned at the Cater Center sophomore year.
吉米和罗莎琳[卡特总统夫妇] Jimmy and Rosalynn have actually
还来过我餐厅吃晚餐 been to my house for dinner.
他们去过你的拖车公园吗 上校 They ever been to your trailer park, Colonel?
我只承认肖恩·卡特[Jay-Z] The only Carter I acknowledge is Shawn.
愿不愿意 In or out?
好吧 随便吧 Fine. Whatever.
-别丢人 帕吉 -他不会的 - Don't blow this, Pudge. - He won't.
好吧 All right.
米勒德·菲尔莫尔 Millard Fillmore.
该死 这家伙还是总统吗 Shit. Was that guy even president?
当 Um...when, um,
前总统米勒德·菲尔莫尔快死时 former president Millard Fillmore was dying...
他非常饿 He was...was really hungry,
但是他的医生想用饥饿让他退烧 but his doctor was trying to starve the fever.
菲尔莫尔一直想要吃的 Fillmore wouldn't shut up about food,
所以医生给了他一小勺汤 so the doctor gave him a tiny tablespoon of soup.
菲尔莫尔讽刺地说 And all sarcastic, Fillmore said,
"这营养很可口" "The nourishment is palatable,"
然后他就死了 and then he died.
不讲和 No truce. Ah!
你们为什么想溺死那家伙 Why would you try and drown this man?
他是个该死的天才 He's a goddamn genius.
帕吉 这是你的第一次高光时刻 Pudge, that was your first truly badass moment.
这场战争结束后可能不会有幸存者 When this war is over, there may not be any survivors.
该死 绝对会很棒的 Goddamn, this is gonna be good.
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你怎么做到的 Um, how did you do that,
记住了所有死人的遗言 knowing the last words of dead people?
翻译 小酸奶
我想就是因为以前 Oh, um... I guess I just used to have
翻译 小酸奶
我很有空 a lot of free time.
菲尔莫尔的很简单 I mean, Fillmore was pretty easy.
翻译 小酸奶
我只是很高兴他没有选富兰克林·皮尔斯 I'm just glad he didn't pick Franklin Pierce.
没人知道他的遗言 No one knows his last words.
校对 小酸奶
为什么 How come?
我想他是孤独死去的吧 I guess he died alone.
太惨了 Oh, that's sad.
时间轴 无关风粤
我们都是相互联系的 We are all interconnected.
后期 8T
这是所有生物的本质 It's the true nature of all beings.
总监 小酸奶
至少佛教徒都是这么认为的 At least, that's what the Buddhists believe.
你 我 You, me,
崇高的佛 his Holiness the Dalai Lama...
我们都和我们周围的人相互联系 we all exist only in connection to those around us.
佛教徒认为这个世界就是由我们和其他人 Buddhists see the world as an intricate web
错综复杂的关系网组成 of relationships to others.
他们为信徒创造教区 They create communities of practitioners
并称之为僧伽 这些成员齐心协力 called sanghas, who work collectively to attain
追求和平 幸福和智慧 peace, happiness, and wisdom.
想要实现 The only way to realize
真正的觉醒... true awakening...
哈尔特先生 Mr. Halter.
我希望这个班级能成为你的僧伽 The hope is that this class will be your sangha,
给与你启迪 bringing you enlightenment,
不过显然今天不行了 though apparently not today.
我在这里用我仅存的一个肺 And here I am straining my one remaining lung
启蒙你的知识 for your edification,
而你却觉得外面的东西 and you've found something outside
让你更加入迷 that captures your fancy even more.
你发现了什么 What have you discovered out there?
我... I was, um...
看...那些树 和...树林 looking at the...the trees and...and th...the forest,
我在想那一切是怎么相互联系的 and I was just thinking about how it's all connected.
你说...对不起 我... You said...sorry, I'm...
我要请你离开我的课堂 哈尔特先生 I'm going to ask you to leave the class, Mr. Halter,
让你可以出去好好发现 so you can go out there and discover
"树"和"树林"的 the relationship between
互相关联 the "um, trees" and the "uh, forest."
等等 你要把我赶出去吗 Wait, uh... you're kicking me out?
再见 Good-bye.
以前从来没遇到这种事 This has never happened before.
帕吉 你不是哭了吧 Pudge, those better not be tears I see.
他看上去湿湿的 Shit is looking moist.
对不起 这真是太扯了 I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.
你不能这么把他赶出去 You can't just throw him out of class.
你每天都在念念叨叨 You drone on and on every day,
我们连看窗外都不行吗 and we can't even glance out the window?
你们现在可以一起出去了 Now you both may leave.
好了 继续 Now, to continue,
要达到真正的觉醒 the only way to realize true awakening
必须要生活在一种 is by living in a way that emphasizes
能够强调我们与他人之间联系和关系的环境中 our connections and relationships to others.
最老套的恶作剧 但人人都会上当 Oldest trick in the book, but everybody falls for it.
我来猜猜 Let me guess.
今天之前 你的所有老师 Before today, all your teachers were
都是迈尔斯·哈尔特粉丝俱乐部的持卡会员 card-carrying members of the Miles Halter fan club.
我没做过卡 不过没错 Well, I never made cards, but yeah.
我要去抽一根 I need a smoke.
于是他的遗言是 And then, so his last words were:
"我去寻找一个可能的伟大" "I go to seek a Great Perhaps."
这是一个法国诗人吗 He was a French poet?
有什么代表作吗 Any good?
我没读过 就看过自传 I never read him, just his biography...
最后几段 well, the end of it.
"可能的伟大" "Great Perhaps."
我很喜欢 I like it.
但是太模棱两可 无法量化 It's just ambiguous enough, unquantifiable.
有点魔力 又是隐喻 Kind of magical, hell of a metaphor.
还装腔作势地表达自己想上床 It's also a pretentious way of saying you wanna get laid,
但是我可不需要一个死去的法国诗人告诉我这些 but I don't need a dead French poet to tell me that.
你知道你的问题是什么吗 You know what your problem is?
你说你自己想要找到这个可能的伟大 You claim you want this Great Perhaps,
但是你还是不敢惹恼 but you're still afraid to upset
你的老师们和父母 your teachers and parents.
有的人可能认为这是优点 Some might say that's a good quality.
生命就是要让那些管着我们的人失望 Life's about disappointing those in charge of us.
我很久以前就学到了这一点 I learned that a long time ago.
看看谁决定突然出现了 Well, look who decided to show up.
谢谢你们刚刚的支持 Thanks so much for the support back there.
忤逆海德绝对赢不了 You're never gonna win by crossing Hyde.
他会把你生吞了 然后慢慢地把你 He'll eat you alive and piss you out slowly
从导管尿出来 through a catheter.
我和那老混蛋没有过节 I have no quarrel with the old bastard.
他从来没有指控我是告密者 He never accused me of being a rat,
但是那些指控我的人必须付出代价 but those that have must pay.
我们需要先发制人 快狠准 We need a preemptive strike. First, fast, hard.
帕吉 如果你现在想退出就赶紧 Pudge, if you wanna walk away, now's the time.
什么 What?
我为什么要这么做 Why would I do that?
你现在还是无辜的 You're still an innocent.
这事儿要玩真的了 Shit's about to get real.
肯定比从某个蠢课上踢出去 Hell of a lot realer than getting kicked out
要真实多了 of some dumbass class.
他们觉得你没准备好 They don't think you're ready.
我害怕 I was afraid of that.
我们想保护你 We're trying to protect you.
如果你被抓了 那只能靠自己 If you get caught, you're on your own.
我们这么做是因为我们讨厌 Look, we do this because we hate
周中勇士所代表的 what the Weekday Warriors stand for.
我们会赌上一切去打败他们 We'll risk everything to beat 'em.
你愿意赌上什么 What are you willing to risk?
认真的吗 Seriously?
我的人生呢 What about my life?
你们还记得我是怎么被扔进湖里吗 You remember how I was thrown in the lake,
还是说已经忘了 or did you forget about that?
你知道 And did you know
周中勇气还说着普通话 that the Weekday Warriors tried to recruit me
想拉拢我 in fucking Mandarin?
没错 我现在原本可以过上 That's right, I could be living the Weekday Warrior life
周中勇士的生活 但我拒绝了 right now, but I said no.
因为我是僧伽的成员 Because I'm a part of this sangha,
不管这叫什么 whatever it's called.
我会一直陪你们走到最后 I'm with you all until the end.
听起来不错 Sounds good to me.
很有说服力 Pretty damn convincing.
算你一个了 帕吉 You're in, Pudge.
那是测试吗 -这里的所有事都是测试 Was that a test? Everything's a test here.
你通过了 And you passed.
你那死去的法国诗人会很自豪的 Your dead French poet would be proud.
放学后有空去学习吗 Free for a study date after school?
我开车 I'll drive.
这是什么味道 What the hell is that smell?
是我爸爸的古龙水 Uh, it's my dad's cologne.
他说特殊的时候可以用 He said to use it for special occasions.
你觉得太过了吗 Do you think it's too much?
是我 奇普 It's me, Chip.
希望我没有打扰你们两个 I hope I'm not interrupting you two
互相鬼魂 jerking each other off.
萨拉 很高兴又见到你 Hey, Sara. Nice to see you again.
我们要谈谈 We need to talk.
单独的 Alone.
这什么味道 Ugh. What the hell is that smell?
帕吉有特殊的时候 Pudge has a special occasion.
我现在该出发了 Ah, which I should be off to.
试试在路上把这味道散了 Gonna try to air out on the way.
再见 Uh, bye.
我在靠写学期论文赚钱吗 Are you writing term papers for money?
你怎么能对我做出这种指控 How could you accuse me of such a thing?
奇普 你知道你会惹上多大麻烦吗 Chip, do you know how much trouble you could get into?
没关系的 It's fine.
我一直在靠我的聪明才智换钱 I've been trading all of my superior intellect for cash,
但是只是去帮那些最蠢的 but only to assist the dumbest among us.
你想做下一个被开除的吗 You wanna be the next one to get expelled?
你的成人礼舞会马上到了 Your debutante ball is coming up,
我作为你的护花使者 and I gotta look sharp
陪着你走向舞台的时候可得好好打扮 when I'm walking across that stage as your escort.
我的什么 As what?
成人礼的舞伴就是护花使者 The debutante's date is called an escort.
我搜了一下 Did a little research.
奇普 不 Oh, Chip... no.
不 该死 听着 No, shit, uh... listen.
你不会是我的护花使者 You're not gonna be my escort.
什么意思 我是你的男朋友 What do you mean? I'm your boyfriend.
是的 但不是那样算的 奇普 Yeah, but that's now how it works, Chip.
要成为护花使者 In order to be an escort,
你的家族必须是乡村俱乐部的成员 your family needs to be a member of the country club.
朗维尔是我的护花使者 Longwell's my escort.
这都安排好了 而且 It's all been arranged, and...
什么 What?
你知道他和我是一起长大的 You know he and I grew up together.
你为什么要邀请我 Why did you even invite me?
因为 奇普 这对我很重要 Because, Chip, it's important to me.
你对我很重要 You're important to me.
我很抱歉 但这些事 And I'm sorry, but these things,
-都是有规定和限制的 -我明白 - they have rules and regulations. - I get it.
我这辈子都明白 I've been getting it my whole life.
那就这样了吗 So that's it?
就这样了吗 你不来吗 That's it? You're just not gonna go?
-这是你想要的吗 -不 混蛋 - Is that what you want? - No, asshole.
这不是我想要的 It's not what I want.
不然我就根本不会邀请你了 If it was, I just would have never invited you.
我当然会来了 Of course I'm coming.
这对你很重要 It's a big deal for you.
我不会错过的 I wouldn't miss it.
谢谢你的理解 Thank you for understanding.
再说了 我还有一些朗维尔 Plus, there are certain privileges I have
没有的特权 that Longwell never will.
说真的吗 Seriously?
我们只是有那么一刻甜蜜 We have one nice moment,
你就要用来做点小动作吗 and you're using it to try and get some action?
帕吉 上来 Hey, Pudge. Jump in.
你没有安全带了 There's no seat belt for you there,
因为劳拉在 'cause Lara's there.
劳拉 迈尔斯 迈尔斯 劳拉 Lara, Miles. Miles, Lara.
你们俩记得对方吧 You two remember each other, right?
你好 Hi.
你愿意坐在他的腿上吗 Do you mind sitting on his lap?
-他可以做你的安全带 -如果他不介意的话 - He can be your seat belt. - If he doesn't mind.
-他不介意 -我不介意 - He doesn't.- Uh, I don't.
好吧 Okay.
孩子们 这是蓝柑橘 Oh, kids, meet Blue Citrus.
起这名字是因为她是个小柠檬精 So named 'cause she's a lemon.
耶稣和铎美是我的副驾驶 Jesus and Takumi are my copilots.
很荣幸 女士 It's an honor, ma'am.
该死 Ow! Oh, shit.
抱歉 钥匙扎到我的腿了 Sorry, keys just digging into my leg.
-好了 -好吧 - Here we go. - Okay.
你来自弗罗里达吗 Are you from Florida?
嗯 Yeah.
你...你来自俄罗斯 You're from...um, you're from Russia.
罗马尼亚 Uh, Romania.
是的 当然了 Right, of course.
帕吉 你知道昨晚那个 So, pudge, you know that girl
考前学习的劳拉吧 from the pre-calc study session last night, Lara?
声音软软的 经常说"介个" Soft voice, says "thees," not "this"?
嗯 她在车上都坐在我的腿上 Yeah, she sat on my lap in the car.
我的主意 很有用 因为她喜欢你 Yes, my idea, which paid off, because she liked you.
你觉得她是在说考前学习 You thought she was discussing pre-calc,
其实她明显在说和你做爱 when she was clearly talking about having hot sex with you.
你可能有些夸张了 Oh, might be an overstatement.
你们在聊那个劳拉吗 Y'all talking about that Lara girl?
她的胸很棒 She's got great breasts.
上校 不要物化女人的身体 Colonel, do not objectify women's bodies.
对不起 Sorry.
自信的胸 Perky breasts.
-没好到哪里去 -当然好多了 - Not any better. - Sure it is.
好是一种评价 自信是一种观察 Great is a judgment. Perky is merely an observation.
我告诉你 Well, here's another one.
你只会通过你的男性视角看这个视角 You only view the world through your limited male gaze.
你缺了很多必要元素 上校 There's so much you're missing, Colonel.
但是他穿着那套衣服看上去真棒 But he does look damn good in that suit.
现在还还不晚 Not too late to return it.
标签还在 还能退钱 The tags are still on, money back guaranteed.
我为什么要那么做 And why would I do that?
有很多原因 So many reasons.
你可以用那笔钱 You could use that cash
付买电脑的定金 for a down payment on a computer
这样你就不用再用校园贷款买的这台烂的 so you don't have to use the shitty one the school loans out.
或者你可以给我 Or you can give it to me,
我就终于有钱修我车上的空调 so I can finally fix the air conditioning in my car,
你也能享受得到 which you will also enjoy.
你知道我还享受什么吗 You know what else I enjoy?
对我造型的赞美 Compliments about my style.
帕吉 我都没听到你说话 Pudge, I didn't get one from you.
你看上去真的很棒 You look really nice.
我作出决定了 阿拉斯加 Made my choice, Alaska.
这决定是错误的 The wrong choice.
这个成人礼就是家长式的 This debutante shit, it's, it's paternalistic.
这是厌女的 It's misogynistic.
这就是白人特权的缩影 It's literally the epitome of white privilege...
你可是迷人的白人女 Says the attractive white woman.
我是白人垃圾 他们也恨我 I'm white trash. They hate me too.
这些有钱的白人混蛋 不管你穿什么 Those rich white idiots, they're not gonna accept you
他们都不会接受你 no matter what you wear...
上帝啊 你非要毁了一切吗 Jesus. Do you have to ruin everything?
我是为了萨拉去的而已 I'm going for Sara. That's it.
讨论结束 End of discussion.
他个头小 劲儿却足 He may be little, but he is fierce.
帕吉 你有没有黑色的衣服 Hey, Pudge, if you got anything black,
今晚穿上 wear it tonight.
为什么 Why?
因为显瘦 还隐秘 Because it's slimming, and stealthy.
今晚 我们要反击 Tonight, we strike back.
快点 帕吉 Come on, Pudge.
拎起来 快点 Let's lift, man. Let's go, come on.
这些混蛋 Damn those guys!
-看来他被整了 -天啊 - Looks like they got him. - Oh, my God!
我们走 Let's go.
帅气 Hoo-hoo! Hot damn.
我觉得你们现在看上去帅气极了 I didn't think you guys could look any more handsome.
混蛋 我的护花使者现在头发变蓝了 Asshole. My escort has blue hair now.
不客气 霍莉 You're welcome, Holly.
拍的照片肯定会很完美的 I'm sure the photos are gonna look fantastic.
伙计 你整到我们了 Yeah, man, you really got us.
不要抱着你的蛋白奶昔哭 No crying in your protein shakes.
你赢了 上校 我们投降 You win, Colonel. We submit.
我找不到我的钥匙了 Oh, hey, I can't find my keys.
你哪里都找不到吗 You haven't seen 'em anywhere?
马丁先生 哈尔特先生 Ah, Mr. Martin, Mr. Halter.
不知道你们有没有发现 I'm not sure if you are aware,
但是最近校园里恶作剧横行 but there has been an outbreak of pranks on campus.
希望你们俩别惹麻烦 I hope you two are staying out of trouble.
当然了 先生 Oh, absolutely, sir.
我希望你们抓到那些小混蛋 I really hope you apprehend those hooligans.
好吧 Okay.
-看到什么就汇报 -好的 - See something, say something. - We will.
我们不能留情了 We have to show no mercy.
要有一个终结战争的恶作剧 毁掉他们的人生 A prank that ends the war, that destroys their lives.
或者至少毁掉他们的燕尾服 Takumi: Or at least their tuxedos.
不行 No.
上校 这事关尊严 Colonel, just as a point of pride...
我说不行 I said no.
绝对不能毁了萨拉的成人礼 Sara's deb ball is off limits.
这对她来说太重要了 It's too important to her.
你为了那套戏服那么努力 You just worked so hard for that suit.
这不重要 It doesn't matter.
我还有几块钱 I have a few dollars left.
如果我再连夜写两篇论文 If I write two papers overnight...
我的餐费账户上还有一点钱 I have a little left in my commissary account
我可以取出来 I can easily get out.
听着 我可以先给你垫点钱 Look, I can front you the cash.
只要给我爸妈打个电话 Just one phone call to my parents...
我不想接受任何人的任何东西 I don't want anything from anybody.
很好 因为我正好没什么钱 Good, because I sadly have no cash to contribute.
不过我可以提供我无懈可击的时尚感 Though I can offer my impeccable fashion sense.
什么意思 Meaning?
你买不起男人衣装的衣服了 You can't afford Men's Wearhouse anymore,
但是你买得起佩勒姆旧货店的东西 but you can afford the Pelham thrift shop.
我还是那儿的荣誉会员 我可以帮你买点东西 Of which I am a loyal customer. I can help you get something.
你甚至都不想我去 You don't even want me to go.
但我喜欢二手货店大扫荡 But I love a good thrift shop excursion.
上校 没事的 Colonel, it's gonna be okay.
一切都会好的 It's all gonna work out.
朗维尔和凯文最烂了 Longwell and Kevin are the worst.
真希望他们喝蛋白奶昔呛死 I wish they'd just choke on their stupid protein shakes.
铎美 你真是个天才 Takumi, you are a goddamn genius.
毋庸置疑 但你为什么这么说 No argument here, but why?
速排泄
希望你的下水道没问题 Oof, sure hope your plumbing starts working again.
嗯 Yeah.
该死 对不起 Shit. Ah, shit. I'm sorry.
干杯 Cheers.
-敬完美的一晚 -还有蛋白质 - To a good night. - And protein.
我饿死了 Oh, I'm starving.
最后一次恢复理智的机会 Last chance to come to your senses.
我们聊过这个了 We've been through this.
我知道 I know.
我只是不想你受伤 I'm just trying to stop you from getting hurt.
这是为了萨拉 It's about Sara.
她反抗自己的部族和我约会 You don't give her enough credit
你还不对她有所改观 for going against her tribe to date me.
首先 你愿意跟她约会 First of all, she's lucky as hell
已经是她撞大运了 you're willing to date her.
说实话 奇普 她恨你还差不多 And honestly, Chip, she kinda hates you.
没错 She does.
但是她也爱我 But she also kinda loves me.
我要让她知道我和周中勇士一样好 And I'm gonna show her I'm just as good as any Weekday Warrior.
你能明白吗 Can't you understand that?
我不能 I can't.
但是我还是爱你 But I do love you all the same,
你穿着这套看上去好极了 朋友 and you do look damn fine in that suit, my friend.
谢谢你做的一切 Thank you for everything.
回学校见 See you back at school.
你们俩看上去很自在啊 Don't you two look cozy in there.
好了 谁想再来点乐子 All right, who's up for some fun?
奇普 Chip.
你来了 You made it.
萨拉看到你来了看定会很高兴 Sara will be so pleased you're here.
当然了 我要说 Absolutely, and let me just say
这地方真的很宏伟 this place is truly majestic.
酒保告诉我冰茶里的冰块 The bartender told me that the ice cubes in the iced tea
都是用冰茶做的 are also made of iced tea.
为了至纯的口感 Makes for a very concentrated brew.
你能来真是太好了 Well, we appreciate you being here.
如果你需要我 我就在12号桌 Well, if you need me, I'll be at table 12.
普雷斯顿 这是个好主意 See, Preston, it was a good idea.
一切一定要非常完美 Everything's gonna be just fine.
女士们 Hi, ladies.
告诉我我没迟到吧 Tell me I'm not late.
爸爸绝对不会原谅我的 Father would never forgive me,
毕竟今天的重点其实是我们的爸爸 and after all, you know, today is more about our daddies
而不是我们这些姑娘 than us girls.
你们好 Toodles.
霍莉 你有没有看到我的唇膏 Hey, Holly, have you seen my lip gloss?
你还好吧 You okay?
我觉得不大好 I don't think so.
我就像一只猫咪 I'm like a motherfucking cat.
我感觉真的很糟糕 HOLLY: I'm really not feeling well, okay?
但是 霍莉 那你可能会错过开场 But Holly, dear, you may miss being presented.
我知道 妈妈 但我现在别无选择 I heard you, Mother, but I do not have a choice at the moment.
我现在可不需要护花使者 And I don't need an escort for this.
走吧 Go.
我和你说了今天不要吃东西 I told you not to eat anything today.
那条裙子可不是给胖子穿的 That dress isn't built for bloat.
我没有吃 我只喝了一口凯文的蛋白奶昔 I didn't, just one of Kevin's protein shakes.
出去 这是紧急事态 Now get out. It's an emergency.
差点被发现 That was close.
说明那东西生效真快 Which means that stuff is fast-acting.
我们也是 So are we.
真美 Beautiful.
虽然我参加过很多次 As many as these fancy dinners
盛大的晚宴 我总会忘记 as I attend, I always forget.
左侧的面包盘是我的还是你的 Is the bread plate to my left or yours?
你为什么坐在孩童桌 Why are you sitting at the kids' table?
你不是小孩 You're not a kid.
先生 你很失礼 And you, sir, are very rude.
因此 我要吃掉你和我的面包 And for that, I will be eating my roll and yours.
那是我的 That was mine.
他们刚交了贾斯汀 They just called Justin.
你下一个 You're up next.
我感觉不大好 I am not feeling well.
不是只有你有这种感觉 You're not the only one.
哥们 拜托 Dude, come on.
其实 那是我的声音 Actually, that was me.
我不能出去 I ain't going out there.
我奶奶也在这里 My grandma's here.
不不不 Oh, no, no, no.
要来了 不 It's happening. Oh, no!
什么 What?
该死 不 Oh, shit! No!
保鲜膜 Plastic?
我们出不去了 So, we lost our exit.
霍莉还蹲在里面 Holly's still in there,
而且场面不大好看 and it's not a pretty situation.
该死 我们得想别的办法出去 Shit. We have to find another way out.
这边 This way.
琳赛·布莱恩 由哈拿·沙利文 Lindsay Bryan, who is escorted by
护送 Hanna Sullivan.
没有回头路了 There's no backtracking now.
我们的出口都被堵住了 All our exits have been compromised.
佩吉·多诺万 Peggy Donovan...
唯一的出路 The only way out is through
是野兽的大口 the belly of the beast.
我们卡在这里了 So we're stuck here.
这位是萨拉·班克海德·哈伯特 Presenting Sara Bankhead Harbert.
由朗维尔·切斯护送 To be escorted by Longwell Chase.
她看上去很棒吧 Doesn't she look lovely?
我们需要她的护花使者 朗维尔·切斯 We just need her escort, Longwell Chase.
-男孩子们在哪里 -这可是头一回 - Where are the boys? - This is unusual.
找到他们 Find them.
天啊 进到我鞋子里了 oh, my god, it's in my shoes!
上校死定了 Colonel's fucking dead!
我们需要护花使者来护送她 We need an escort for the escort.
显然 今天朗维尔没有办法 Well, apparently, Longwell is no longer able
来履行他的职责了 to fulfill his duties today.
有没有自告奋勇愿意解围的绅士 Perhaps we have a volunteer who would like to step in.
谢谢你 孩子 但是交给我吧 Thank you, son, but I got it from here.
先生 恕我直言 Sir, with all due respect,
让她的男友来护送她 doesn't it make the most sense for her boyfriend
不是最合理吗 to be her escort?
奇普 你想来 我们就给了你一个位置 Chip, you wanted to be here, we bought you a seat.
你坐好就行 You should take it.
我想来是因为我是她的男友 I wanted to be here because I'm her boyfriend,
这让我比那个人渣 and that makes me more qualified
朗维尔·切斯更加有资格 than that human hemorrhoid Longwell Chase.
无意冒犯 切斯医生 No offense, Dr. Chase.
你是在试探我的耐心 You're trying my patience,
我就实话实说吧 so I'm just gonna go ahead and say it.
你今晚绝对不可能护送我的女儿 There's no world in which you escort my daughter
走过那个舞台 across that stage tonight.
去坐下吧 这是我们家的事 Now, sit down. It's a family matter.
真是温馨的父女时刻 What a lovely father-daughter moment.
我们的护送环节到此结束 And that concludes our escort presentation.
成人的女孩们将和她们的护花使者一起 The debutantes will now join their escorts on the floor
献上华尔茨 for a waltz.
派人去了 Teams are on it.
几个搞恶作剧的人溜进了这个乡村俱乐部 The country club has been infiltrated by pranksters.
去抓住那些家伙 You...you get your guys!
你们去抓住那些家伙 You get your guys.
该死 我们要走了 Shit. We gotta go.
我刚经过南边的入口 I just walked the south entrance.
我什么都没看到 I didn't see anything.
帮帮我们 Help us.
成人礼舞会
天啊 Oh, my God.
早该猜到是你 Should have known.
你毁掉了整个教区 混蛋 You ruined cotillion, asshole.
我要说这儿本来就是腐烂的 One could argue that it's always been rotten.
你听上去像阿拉斯加 Hmm. You sound like Alaska.
我得到过更糟糕的评价 I've been called worse.
嗯 Yeah.
的确很有意思 It was pretty funny,
但你还是个混蛋 but you're still an asshole.
谢了 混蛋 Thanks, dick.
敬卡尔弗溪历史上 A toast to one of the great pranks
最伟大的恶作剧者 in Culver Creek history.
希望这些周中勇士学到了 Hopefully, those Weekday Warriors learned
一个珍贵的教训 蹲下之前看一眼 a valuable lesson today: look before you squat.
我觉得我永远忘不掉他们 I don't think I'll be able to get their screams
发出的尖叫了 out of my ears.
敬成功 To success.
没错 Indeed.
我记得我已经说得很清楚 I believe I was pretty goddamn clear
不许碰今晚的舞会 但你们全部置若罔闻 that this event was off limits, and all of you defied me.
你们打破了命令链 You broke the chain of command.
但我从来没有如此开心 But never have I been so glad
你们无视了我的命令 to have my orders ignored.
那真是太有意思了 That was some funny shit.
我说得可不是他们得从周中勇士身上 And I'm not just referring to what they had to hose off
冲掉的东西 the Weekday Warriors.
那绝对是我烧过的 That was definitely the nicest place
最棒的地方 I've ever almost burned down.
你太好了 他们不配 上校 You're too good for them anyway, Colonel.
伯明翰都不配拥有你 Hell, you're too good for Birmingham,
整个阿拉巴马都不配 for all of Alabama.
有人说我有眼力 Some folks describe me as a visionary...
我相信这是你自吹自擂 I'm pretty sure that's self-proclaimed.
因为我能看到大局 Because I see the big picture.
这是我所看到的 And here's what I see.
我能都能离开这里 成就大事业 We're all gonna get out of here and do great things,
但是上校绝对会是最棒的 but the Colonel is destined for the greatest.
没错 No kidding.
到时候可别找我来帮忙 Don't come asking for handouts when I make it.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
快藏起来 Shit, hide.
晚上好 Good evening.
大家的周六晚上过得还好吗 Everybody enjoying their Saturday night?
哈尔特先生 我只想来问问 Uh, Mr. Halter, I just wanted to check and make sure
你能回到你自己的房间吗 that you could make it back into your room
因为你好像丢了这个 since you seem to be missing these.
跟上我 哈尔特先生 Keep up, Mr. Halter.
右转 To the right.
该死 God damn it.
他怎么这么不小心 How could he have been so sloppy?
看来帕吉选择钥匙链的眼光 Turns out Pudge's choice of key chain
真的是有点糟糕 was unfortunate on a number of levels.
我可不敢说现在这是重点 Not sure that's what matters here.
我不同意 你知道他们都说 Disagree. You know what they say.
永远不要相信要把人的注意力吸引到钥匙上的人 Never trust a man with a need to draw attention to his keys.
我相信没人说过这句话 I'm certain no one's ever said that before.
翻译过来会变味 It was a rough translation.
你竟然在质疑帕吉 I'm surprised to hear that you're doubting Pudge.
他不是在地方领地上 Was he not a pivotal part of one of the greatest
进行间谍活动的最强探子吗 counterinsurgencies ever carried out on foreign soil?
他最不肯合作 he was the least coordinated
也表达出过最强烈的质疑 and expressed the most doubt...
但是他是我们成功的关键[钥匙] But he was a key to its success.
双关了 Pun intended.
这是实话 This is true.
他刚刚也从一堆炸弹和混蛋中 And he did just face off against some explosive
杀出血路 and deadly assholes.
又双关了 All puns intended.
我们的朋友前途堪忧还有心思玩文字游戏吗 Wordplay while our friend's future hangs in the balance?
我也希望我能和你一样 Look, I wish I shared your confidence
信任他和老鹰周旋的本领 in his ability to withstand the Eagle,
但是我们对迈尔斯·哈尔特到底有多少了解呢 but what do we really know about Miles Halter?
除了只知道他是 Other than the fairly damning fact
来自于弗罗里达 that he's from Florida.
关于帕吉·哈尔特 有一件事能让我确信 There is one thing I know about Pudge Halter
他绝对会牢牢闭上他的嘴巴 that makes me think he'll keep his mouth shut.
有道理 Good point.
什么事 Well, what's that?
阳光之州 The Sunshine State.
你这么喜爱你的家乡真好 I like that you have so much pride in your home,
哈尔特先生 Mr. Halter.
我买吉姆香肠时 I just got it for, like, 99 cents
加99美分换的 with the purchase of a Slim Jim.
但是你肯定很想念弗罗里达 But surely you must miss Florida.
还好 No, not really.
如果我爸妈明天就搬家 I mean, if my parents moved tomorrow,
我也很乐意永远不回去 I'd happily never go back.
那我们希望你不用早日 Well, then, let's hope you don't have to return there
回到那里去 any time soon.
明白了 先生 谢谢 Noted, sir. Thank you.
你知道你在哪里吗 哈尔特先生 Do you know where you are, Mr. Halter?
你在我家 没有人能打扰我们的谈话 You are in my home where we can speak in confidence.
其实 这里是学校的 Actually, it belongs to the school.
我明白了 你在重新装修这个地方吗 I see, uh... and are you renovating the place
还是说你刚搬进来 or you just move in?
不 Uh, no.
如果你非要知道的话 我妻子要搬出去 Uh, if you must know, my wife is moving out.
她已经搬出去了 我觉得太匆忙了 Well, she already moved out. Quite hastily, if you ask me.
她显然不觉得 She sure didn't.
我不是想刺探你的事 I...I didn't mean to pry.
不 我们只在一起十三年 Oh, no, we were only together for 13 years.
没关系的 You know, it'll be fine.
我是说 最终都会没事的 I mean... eventually so.
但是好消息是 But the good news is,
我有更多时间花在我的工作上 I have more time to focus on my job.
你也许已经知道了 Now, as you may already know,
卡尔弗溪学校最近有很多人在做恶作剧 there have been a spate of pranks at Culver Creek,
全都是有关联的 all clearly related.
坏消息是 我现在只能把你和这些恶作剧 Now, the bad news for you is that you are the only student
联系起来 that I can connect to these pranks.
也就是说原本要平分给他们的惩罚 Which means the full weight of the punishment
都会落在你一个人的头上 for all of them will fall squarely onto your shoulders,
除非我和你能够 unless you and I can come to
达成某种协议 some sort of a deal.
你希望我告密 You mean, you want me to rat?
不 No.
看来你融入得很快 I see it did not take long for you to get indoctrinated.
马丁先生是你的室友 That's not a surprise
这并不奇怪 given that Mr. Martin is your roommate.
孩子们都说"告密者吞针" "Snitches get stitches," as the kids say.
但是你可能没有听说过 Uh, but here's one you may not have heard.
"什么都不做的好人只会帮助邪恶 "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil
走向胜利" is that good men do nothing."
如果是你一个人干的 If you acted alone,
你可以直接全部认了 then you can just confess to all of it,
一切将交给陪审团决定 and this matter will be put before the jury.
陪审团 The...the jury?
是一群你的同龄人 It's a panel of your peers.
深刻理解卡尔弗溪规则的 Students with a deep appreciation
同龄学生 for Culver Creek's rules.
你要是告诉我你知道的事 You can avoid the uncertainty of a trial
你就可以避免审判 and receive a far more lenient sentence
并受到更轻的惩罚 by simply telling me everything that you know.
你来决定 That choice is yours.
死刑犯詹姆斯·弗兰奇 So, convicted murderer James French
被判坐电椅 was sentenced to the electric chair.
在他死刑执行过程中 To witnesses of his execution,
他喊出了他的遗言 he yelled these last words:
"伙计们 明天头条用这个怎么样 "Hey, fellas, how's this for tomorrow's headline:
《炸薯条[弗兰奇]》" 'French Fries.'"
这个笑话很可怕 Yeah, it's a terrible joke,
但我很钦佩他就算面对最可怕的情况 but I always admired that he kept his wits about him
也保持着他的小聪明 in the face of such dire circumstances.
帕吉 你在说什么 Pudge, what the fuck are you talking about?
我什么都没告诉他 I didn't tell him anything.
这可不简单 It wasn't easy.
他是个可怕的人 He is a scary man.
老鹰是个邪恶的混蛋 The eagle is a sadistic son of a bitch,
好吧 all right.
我很惊讶 I'm impressed.
-我很惊讶 -我不 - And I'm surprised. - I'm not.
我为你自豪 帕吉 I'm proud of you, Pudge.
又是一个高光时刻 Another badass moment.
慢点 帕吉 你可能真的会变得很酷 You better slow down, Pudge. You may actually become cool.
老鹰就这么放过你了吗 So, the Eagle just let you go?
我也想 I wish.
我要在陪审团面前召开听证会 I have a hearing in front of the jury.
该死 Goddamn.
陪审团都是由卡尔弗溪 That jury is composed of Culver Creek's
最死板的人组成的 tightest sphincters.
认识你很高兴 帕吉 Well, it was nice knowing you, Pudge.
大家都冷静点 Everyone stay calm.
在良善和淘气的永恒战争中 You can never give up hope in the eternal struggle
你不能放弃希望 of the good versus the naughty.
你也许会输 You may lose a battle,
但是恶作剧永远会赢下战争 but mischief always wins the war.
不 不不不 Oh, no. No, no, no.
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
只有被指控的学生和陪审团才能进 This room is reserved for jurors and the accused.
我知道...当然还有我 I get...and obviously me.
坐吧 Have a seat.
可以向陪审团致辞了 You may now address the jury.
各位尊敬 的同学们 Dear esteemed fellow classmates
以及尊敬的斯塔恩斯老师 and the Honorable Mr. Starnes,
我今天来到法庭上 I come today to throw myself before the mercy of the court.
虽然你们可能对我很失望 As disappointed as you may be in me,
但这和我对我自己的失望相比 it pales in comparison to the disappointment
根本不值一提 I feel with myself.
两位女士看起来更苗条了 Wow, you ladies look slender.
瘦了吗 Lost any weight?
我要减掉的唯一重量就是你 The only weight I'm gonna lose is you,
因为你死重 你死定了 'cause you're dead weight, and you're dead.
等等 Hold up.
我要好好琢磨一下这句话 I need to think about that one for a second.
我想我们都同意在俱乐部发生的事 I think we can all agree what happened at the club
都太过了 went too far.
俱乐部发生了什么事 What happened at the club?
不知道 没去 No idea, not a member.
轮不到你们来说过分 You shouldn't be lecturing anyone about going too far.
好吧 Fine.
也许我们把哈尔特扔进湖里是过分了 Maybe we took it too far dumping Halter in the lake.
还有上校的西装 And the Colonel's suit.
我们不知道他只有这一件 We didn't know it was his only one.
这听起来很像是道歉啊 That sounded dangerously close to an apology.
完全够不上 Not close enough.
现在 你们的一个人正站在陪审团前 Right now, one of yours is in front of the jury,
老鹰大发雷霆 and the Eagle's on the warpath.
我们也许永远不知道谁是告密者 We may never know who the rat was...
上校 Colonel.
但是我们都同意我们应该冷静一下 But we can all agree we need to turn down the heat.
如果你们不报复我们了 Now, we'll stop looking for the rat
我们就不会再找告密者 if you stop retaliating, for real.
讲和吗 Truce?
谁知道到底有没有告密者 Who knows that there even was a rat?
老鹰可能只是突然走运 而且... The Eagle could have just gotten lucky, and...
讲和 Truce.
祝你平安 朗维尔 Peace be with you, Longwell.
你就这么不征询我们的同意 So, you're just making decisions
直接做决定了吗 without even consulting us now?
我很抱歉 Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
我不知道我们最近买了一张 Was I unaware that you recently bought
中大奖的彩票吗 a winning lotto ticket?
我们和这些混蛋不一样 Unlike those assholes,
我们需要奖学金才能留在这里 we still need our scholarship money to stay here.
我不知道你们怎么样 And I don't know about you boys,
但是谋划这些精彩又天才的恶作剧 but planning and executing these elaborate albeit brilliant pranks
可不会提升我的绩点 is not really enhancing my GPA.
结束了 我们赢了 It's over. We won.
我们还没有赢 We haven't won yet.
哈尔特先生 请起立 Mr. Halter, please rise.
陪审团听了你的证言 The jury has heard your testimony
并根据他们得知的事实 and has deliberated the facts presented to them,
他们已经做出了决定 and they have come to a decision.
罗温斯基女士 Ms. Rowinksi.
由于这次是初犯 Given this is a first offense
而且没有其它学生 and the fact that no other students
对你提出进一步的指控 have filed complaints against you,
你也表现出了明显的悔意 not to mention your clear remorse,
我们决定判处你 we have decided on a sentencing
两周打扫食堂 of two weeks cafeteria cleanup duty,
主要是因为你买了那个 mostly for the offense of buying
超级丑的钥匙链 that hideous key chain.
其他陪审员 To the rest of the jury,
你们都同意这个判决吗 do you agree with this sentence?
嗯 Yes.
很好 Very well.
你可以找餐厅的毛利的报道了 You can report to Maureen in the cafeteria.
她会告诉你发网在哪里 She'll show you where the hairnets are.
希望你喜欢湿海绵的味道 I do hope you enjoy the smell of wet sponges.
哈尔特先生 请记住 下一次 And Mr. Halter, please remember that the next time
你再回到陪审团面前时 you are in front of the jury,
你就不是初犯了 you will not be a first-time offender,
请好好考虑自己的行为 so consider your actions carefully.
我受到了点小小的惩罚 I got off with a slap on the wrist.
我也不知道会怎么样 I mean, I wasn't sure how it was gonna go.
但是我真的是真心的 But I really spoke from the heart,
我觉得陪审团也有共鸣 and I think the jury connected with it.
看 他多么自豪 Look at him, so proud of himself.
我甚至都不想告诉他了 I almost don't even wanna tell him.
那就不要告诉他 让他享受 Then don't. Just let him have this.
什么 发生了什么 Have...have what? What's going on?
我相信陪审团放过你是因为你感人的发言 I'm sure the jury let you off because of your stirring words
和无辜的双眼 and those puppy dog eyes,
但告诉你我要给 but probably doesn't hurt
2号和5号陪审员免费写学期论文也无妨 that I'll be writing free term papers for jurors two and five.
或者我同意教1号陪审员 Or that I agreed to teach juror one
怎么玩好《光环2》 how to master "Halo 2"
并提供所有相应的作弊码 and provide all relevant cheat codes.
我还保证7号陪审员 Oh, and I promised juror number seven
你会和她约会 就是劳拉 you'd go on a date with her, Lara.
你还记得我们的学习小组吧 You might remember her from our study group.
或者她的好胸 自信的胸 Or her great breasts...perky breasts.
你们为了我去贿赂陪审团吗 You guys tampered with the jury on my behalf?
他们肯定说了关于你钥匙链的那段吧 Tell me they read the part about your key chain.
我多加了筹码呢 但实在是忍不住 It cost me extra, but I just couldn't resist.
我说了 帕吉 你是我们的人了 I told you, Pudge. You're one of us now.
不要哭 Don't start crying,
因为你会毁掉一切 'cause you'll ruin everything.
这是让人失望 Well, this is disappointing.
树有树枝 The trees with their branches,
树枝有树叶 the branches with their leaves,
高高的草地在它们的阴影下成长 the tall grass that grows in its shade,
透过那扇窗你都能看得很清楚 all on display out that very window.
对不起 先生 I'm sorry, sir.
我在课上总是很认真的 I always pay attention in class.
下次不会了 It won't happen again.
那你以后永远不会盯着 So you are to never stare at another window
窗外看了吗 for the rest of your days?
那真是太可惜了 That's very sad news.
很抱歉 但是 Apologies, but, uh...
我不明白你希望我怎么说 I don't understand what you want me to say.
很好 Good.
那就不要再去想正确的回答 Stop thinking about what's the right answer,
不要想我希望听到什么 what you think I want to hear.
我不希望你去想这些东西 I don't want any thinking from you whatsoever.
我只希望你是你 I just want you to be.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
人生只有一次 Life only exists now.
过去或未来花费的时间 Time spent on the future or the past
都是为了你自己 is done at your own risk.
好好上课 Be present in this class.
结束后 好好去玩 And when it's over, be present out there.
只有这样 It's the only way
才能和其他人互相联接 to actually connect with others,
看到真实的他们 to see them as they truly are.
你为什么抽烟这么快 Why do you smoke so damn fast?
你们抽烟都是为了享受 Y'all smoke to enjoy it.
我是为了早点死去 I smoke to die.
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