前情提要
抱歉迟到了 Sorry, I'm late.
我猜你来试奇迹人 不是巴纳比 I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby?
没错 Correct.
我没有门侠免责声明给你 I don't have a Doorman waiver on file for you,
你得签这个 so I'm gonna need you to sign this...
当然 假定你没有超能力 Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
节目统筹打来 The showrunner just called.
他要把你的角色砍掉 He's cutting your character from the show.
《美国恐怖故事》怎么了 What happened on American Horror Story, Simon?
我被开除了 I got fired, okay?
- 不 西蒙 真的吗 - 不 妈咪 不是我的错 Oh, no, Simon. Really? No, Mummi, it wasn't my fault.
- 你永远不会有错 - 别惹他 Of course, nothing is ever your fault. Don't upset him.
要是被人发现 我就不能演戏了 You know I'd never work again if anyone found out.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
因为"门侠"德玛尔·戴维斯 Because of DeMarr "Doorman" Davis.
抱歉 "门侠"德玛尔·戴维斯是谁 Sorry. Who's DeMarr "Doorman" Davis?
漫威影业呈献
门侠
糟糕 抱歉 不能让你们进去 Oh, damn. Sorry. I can't let y'all in.
什么 为什么 What? Why not?
这边显示你们来自德州 You see, right there, it says you're from Texas.
听说他们那边跳的舞很怪 And I heard they dance weird out there.
洛杉矶不跳那种舞 Yeah. We don't do none of this in LA.
背对背交错 跟你妈说你太慢了 ♪ Dosido, tell your mama You're too slow ♪
我天 Oh, my God.
我们才不会那样 I think we'll be okay.
好 进去吧 All right. Get your ass in there, girl.
- 别受伤啰 好吗 - 咦呵 Don't injure yourself now, you hear? Yeehaw.
噢耶 看看谁来了 Oh, yeah. Look who's in the house.
- 什么 - 他在这里 Oh, What? There he is.
让开 怎样 盖德先生 你好吗 Stand back. What's up? Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
盖德先生 拜托 Mr. Gad? Come on, man.
叫我乔希或乔盖 我想打响这个名号 Call me Josh or JGad, I'm trying to make that a thing.
- 今晚有什么节目 - 你会玩得很开心 Anyways, so what's cooking tonight? Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
我们请到了梦龙乐队的人来打碟 We got the guy from Imagine Dragons deejaying.
《放射性》是这三年最重要的歌曲 Radioactive most important song of the last three years, easy.
没错 Oh, yeah. Yep.
等这里不怎么忙了 Listen, if things slow down out here,
进来陪我喝一杯吧 why don't you come in and have a drink with me? Yeah?
- 你真客气 - 过来 Oh, that's very nice of you. Come here.
就这样 Mmm. That's it.
好 你要戴墨镜进去 Okay. You're just gonna wear the shades in?
不晓得 I don't know.
你跟他一起的吗 Are you really with him? 'Cause...
下一位 Next!
这里好像很热闹 外面大排长龙 Seems like it was live in here. The line outside was slammed.
雪宝开始玩人体冲浪时 大家都疯了 People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
我想也是 I bet.
你有发觉 我第一次发小费给你是三年多前吗 Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
真假 我来这么久了 You kidding? I've been here that long?
- 喜欢在这里工作吗 德玛尔 - 当然 为何这么说 Do you like working here, DeMarr? Of course. Why you say that?
我们的员工通常撑不了这么久 We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
这里是好莱坞 大家都是演员或模特儿 It's Hollywood. Everyone's an actor or a model and, you know...
在这里上班只是踏脚石 Working here is just a stepping stone.
我不是 我喜欢这份工作 That ain't me. I like this gig.
很有趣 It's fun.
小费赚得多 The tips are good.
我能跟人交谈 自由自在 I get to talk to people and be myself.
这样我就满足了 That's all I really need.
在这城市碰到的人通常不快乐 You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy
对现况不满 with where they're at.
维持下去 Hold on to that.
那有什么问题 Why wouldn't I?
因为两秒后 Probably because you're gonna be hauling
你要拖一袋臭垃圾去丢 a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
谈心时间结束 Hearttoheart's over.
抱歉 非常感谢你 Sorry. Thank you very much.
开心时间过得真快 Fun while it lasted.
靠 Shit.
搞什么东西 What the hell?
不… No, no.
钱斯 Chance.
你好吗 钱斯 What's up, Chance?
钱斯 Chance?
钱斯 Chance.
钱斯 我来了 Chance, I'm coming.
有人吗 Hello?
有人在吗 Hello?
钱斯 过来… Chance, come here. Come. Come here, girl.
你在干嘛 滚出我家 What the hell are you doing? Get out of my apartment!
太太 这是误会 Ma'am, uh, this is a misunderstanding.
我手伸进一坨黏黏的东西 突然间 I put my hand in some goo, and all of a sudden,
我的狗就掉到地板下 my dog fell through the floor.
- 滚出去 - 我保证我没乱闯 Get out! I promise I'm not breaking in.
我要走了 Whoa, I'm leaving.
不 Oh, no.
不 No.
不 Nah.
德玛尔 你还好吗 DeMarr, uh, you okay?
还好 Yeah, yeah.
只是今天感觉很怪 抱歉 It's just kinda been a weird day. That's all. Sorry.
没关系 今晚爆满 No, no, it's fine. Listen, we are totally packed tonight.
快要违反消防法规了 等人潮散去再放别人进来 Pushing it on the fire code, so just, you know, don't let anyone else in, until it clears out a bit.
没问题 I got you.
蜜蜂嗡嗡飞 ♪ Bees'll buzz ♪
孩子吹散蒲公英飞絮 ♪ Kids'll blow dandelion fuzz ♪
我会做雪人在夏天做的事 ♪ And I'll be doing whatever snow does In summer ♪
手里拿着一杯酒 ♪ A drink in my hand ♪
身上的雪紧贴灼热的沙 ♪ My snow up against the burning sand ♪
大概会在夏天晒得美美的 ♪ Prob'ly getting gorgeously tanned In summer ♪
我们要融化了 融化了 各位 We're melting! Melting, bitches!
那是什么声音 What the hell was that?
卡住了 It's stuck!
打不开 继续试 I can't get it open. Keep trying.
我打给消防队 把门打开 I'm gonna call the fire department. Get that door open.
好 等一下 Okay. Hold on!
门卡住了 快 穿过我 The door was jammed. Quick, go through me.
什么意思 What do you mean?
从我身上穿过去 Go through me.
我不… 他在说什么 I don't What is he saying?
他要我们进入他体内 I think he said he wants us inside him.
才不要 Pass.
他说他要我们穿过他 He's saying, he wants us to go through him.
怎么做 直接进入吗 How does How do I do this? Do I just enter you?
我真的不知道 I really don't know. Really.
等等 等我一下 Uh, hold on. Just give me a second, let me...
可以了 好 Now, now. Okay.
好 All right.
我干嘛这样 天啊 Shit! Why am I doing this? Oh, God. Oh!
你们看 这是另一边 Oh, look! Look at that. There's the other side.
靠 Oh, shit.
成功了 It works!
大家跟我走 穿过德玛尔的身体 Everyone follow me. Exit through DeMarr.
快点 这可不轻松 Hurry! This shit ain't easy.
- 嘿 - 天啊 Hey. Jesus!
抱歉 我不是故意吓你 Sorry, man. I didn't mean to scare you.
我想过来向你道谢 I just wanted to come out here and say thank you.
别客气 任何人都会那么做 Don't sweat it. I'm sure anybody would have done that.
你是认真的吗 Are you being serious right now?
你刚救了大楼里的所有人 You just saved everybody's life in that building.
你救了我的命 You just saved my life.
我会回报你 I gotta pay you back.
我不需要 不用了 I don't need anything. I'm good.
- 一份新工作怎么样 - 什么 How about a new job? What?
德玛尔 你今晚的表现 不可能… DeMarr, after what you did tonight, there's no way...
不好意思 你不能再当门卫了 no offense, that you can go be a doorman anymore.
来为我工作 我付你薪水 Come work for me. I'll put you on the payroll.
乔盖先生 我很感激 但我在这里就好 Look, Mr. JGad, I appreciate it, but I'm fine here.
- 老板很棒… - 起薪20万外加福利 Got a good boss Starting salary is 200K plus benefits.
- 那可以 - 好 Yeah, that'll work. Yeah.
劲爆八卦
乔希·盖德又上新闻了 这位《冰雪奇缘》的明星引人注目 Josh Gad is in the news again.The Frozen star is catching fire and turning heads,
因为他的私人泊车员拥有超能力 with his new superpowered personal valet.
新闻主角看来是德玛尔·戴维斯 The man in question appears to be DeMarr Davis,
前威考夜店员工 former Wilcox employee,
被人冠上"门侠"的称号 who's affectionately been dubbed "Doorman."
他与乔希在全市各地出没 He's been spotted all over town with Josh
似乎拥有让自己和老板穿墙而过的能力 and seemingly has the power to move himself and his boss through solid walls.
乔希 Josh
戴维斯最近将一群民众… Davis recently saved a crowd
门侠救乔希·盖德一命
从热门夜店的大火中救出来 from a fire at a popular nightclub.
如今他的才能专门用来服务盖德 Now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of Gad.
此外 这位摩门教演员刚敲定一部新片 Meanwhile, this Mormon has just Booked a new project,
动作喜剧《捞钱行动》 an action comedy called Cash Grab.
昔日的乐福 竟活成加斯顿的样子 一路顺风顺水 You might say this former LeFou... is Gaston a roll.
下一段…
好想吃甜的 Dying for some sugar.
那里有走味的肉桂饼干 They got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there.
但难吃的话不如不吃 Mmm. But it's better to have no cookie than to have a disappointing cookie.
懂我的意思吗 Know what I'm saying? Huh.
弗兰克·普雷明格 汉诺威经纪公司 Frank Preminger, Hanover Agency.
我听过 Oh, I heard of that.
- 你是德玛尔吧 - 对 DeMarr, right? Yeah.
- 门侠 - 就是本人 The Doorman? Live and direct.
叮咚 Ding dong.
你真搞笑 You're a funny guy.
- 谢谢 - 你想过演戏吗 Thank you. Yeah. Do you ever think about acting?
没有 我没那天分 弗兰克 Nah. Not my thing, Frank.
而且 谁来帮乔盖拿点心 Besides, who will get JGad his snack plate?
也是 名片留着 很难说 True. Keep it. You never know.
这场抢劫戏感觉很普通 It's just, you know the heist is feeling flat.
我同意 我们需要更有创意的东西 Mmmhmm, I agree. I think we need something more original.
可以回到让金库淹水 Well, we could go back to flooding the vault.
我一直喜欢那个版本 I always liked that version.
帮你拿了炸蟹角 免得被抢光 Snatched you some crab rangoons before they got housed.
或者用液态氮把门锁冷冻并瓦解 Or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter them.
金库必须坚不可摧 The vault needs to be impenetrable.
重点是这个小组是全球唯一 The whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet
能顺利进出的团队 that can get in or out.
我有个点子 I may have something.
听着 我想帮忙 Look, man, I wanna help out.
但我不会演戏 But I can't act.
又怎样 我也不会演戏 Who cares? I can't act.
我没有因此不能当演员 It's never stopped me from being an actor.
我们保证只有几句台词 We'll make sure it's only a couple of lines.
很容易的 This will be easy, I'm telling you.
怎样才容易 你找别人来演 You know what's easy? If you bring somebody else in.
保留这个想法 超赞的 Keep the idea, a brilliant idea.
找真正的演员 再用电脑合成做特效 Bring in a real actor. Then you can fake it with CGI.
可是最酷的就是由你上场 Yeah, but what makes it cool is that it's you.
大家认识你 他们会超兴奋的 People know who you are, and they would go crazy.
不晓得 我在幕后比较自在 I don't know. I'm more comfortable behind the scenes.
德玛尔 你登上头条是有原因的 DeMarr, there is a reason that you are making headlines.
你有别人没有的特点 You have something that other people just don't.
那是一种魅力 一种气质 It's a... a charisma, a charm.
更重要的是 你能变成一道门 On top of all of that, you can become a door.
机会不会每天从天而降 It is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your lap.
你了解吧 You do realize that, right?
- 好啦 - 对 All right. Yeah.
好啦 All right.
一定很棒 It's gonna be great.
伙计们 进钱堆了 Vamos a la playa, amigos.
我们为此受训十年 We've been training ten years for this.
现在只有30秒能抢钱 And now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash.
可恶 我们困住了 Oh, shit. No! We're trapped.
我就知道你会触动无声警报 I knew you'd trip the silent alarm.
有差吗 我们都要死了 What difference does it make? We're all gonna die.
喂 你们两个冷静点 Hey, keep it together, you two.
为什么 杰克 本来就该惊慌 Why, Jake? It's time to panic.
那可不一定 I wouldn't be so sure about that.
叮咚 妈的… Dingdong, motherfu
捞钱行动
我不是跟你说了吗 What did I tell you, huh?
他们爱死你了 They love you.
本周的《墨菲家庭》有点失控 And things get a little crazy on this week's Murphy Family.
特别来宾"门侠"德玛尔·戴维斯突然到访 When special guest DeMarr "Doorman" Davis comes aknockin'.
门…侠…来了 There's the door... man.
墨菲家庭
每周四晚间播出
那玩意儿在哪 Where is that thing?
摇滚电影奖
好丢脸 等等 看我的 I'm so embarrassed. Oh, hold on. I got this.
最佳视觉效果奖
叮咚 各位 叮了个当 Dingdong, babies! Ding to the dong!
当事人与判决都是真的 The people are real, the rulings are real.
名人正义
本周的客座法官有话直说 And this week's guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
叮咚 我说叮咚 你们叮咚 Dingdong. I said dingdong! You dingdongs!
维罗妮卡
- 我是你的铁粉 - 想拍照吗 I am a big fan. You want a pic?
好啊 Okay.
我记得这地方 I remember this place.
哇 你变美了 你好吗 Dang, girl, you done got fine. What's up?
嘿 我能进来喝一杯吗 Yo! Mind if I come in for a drink?
当然 门侠先生 请进 Oh, of course, Mr. Doorman. Please, head right in.
好 Yeah.
等一下如果不忙 进来喝一杯吧 Oh, if things quiet down, why don't you come and have a drink with us?
我很愿意 谢谢 Oh, I'd love that. Thank you.
叮咚 Dingdong.
耶 Yeah!
这里有个名人是我以前的员工吗 Is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee?
布里奇特 你好吗 Oh, Bridget, what's up, girl?
布里奇特 怎样 Bridget! Yo, what's goin' on?
- 这是布里奇特·贝莉 - 是 Y'all, this is Bridget Bailey. Yeah.
洛杉矶头号夜店负责人… 嘿 The numberone club owner in LA... Hey.
- 也是超赞的老板 - 我喜欢 And an amazing boss. Hey. I like that.
看看你 Wow. Look at you.
- 帅呆了 - 谢谢 You look great. Thank you.
听说你有电影上映了 I heard you got a movie out. Dingdong.
抱歉 我还没看 I'm sorry, I haven't seen it yet.
- 我会去… - 没关系 Yet. Oh, don't worry about it.
- 你还好吗 - 我吗 How are you doing? Me?
对 就老样子啰 Yeah. You know, same old, same old.
那… So, uh...
你快乐吗 You happy?
那当然 Damn straight.
我刚跟经纪人通电话 他帮我接到一个 I just got off the phone with my agent, and he told me he landed me a huge,
超大的广告约 huge commercial contract. Wow.
我的人生就要改变了 Life's about to change.
什么东西 What the hell?
"用『叩叩』当口号 不是比较合理吗 " "Wouldn't 'knockknock' make more sense as a catchphrase?"
不错喔 塞缪尔 That's a good one, Samuel.
记下来 Hmm. Mark that one.
"跟我说他何时会过气" "Please tell me when his fifteen minutes are up."
"这个叮咚梗已经腻了" "Getting real tired of this Ding Dong business."
"就算有酸民 门侠还是逗我开心" "Some fools are hating, but Doorman still makes me smile."
谢谢 Thank you.
我马上带你去排练 需要什么再告诉我 I'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal. Let me know if you need anything else.
好的 Will do.
帮我拿冰块来加在水里 Oh, maybe some ice for the water.
或者 我能畅饮这瓶酒 Or, I can go to town with this brown.
门侠 太扯了 我是你的铁粉 Doorman. Yo, this is crazy. I'm such a huge fan, bro.
- 你好 感谢 - 嗯 Good to meet you, bro. I appreciate that. Yeah.
- 我在看脚本… - 我们凌晨三点写的 So, hey, look I was looking over the pages Yo, man, we wrote that at three o' clock in the morning, man.
- 别太严苛 - 不是… Go easy on me. No, no, it ain't that. It's just...
我对这个梗有点紧张 I'm I'm a little nervous about the bit.
放心 大家喜欢你开自己玩笑 Don't sweat it. People love when you can poke a little fun at yourself, man. Trust me.
那就好 好 Okay, cool. Okay.
我得回去排练了 I gotta get back out to rehearsal. All right.
- 待会见 - 没问题 See you out there? For sure.
今夜中城
大家好 是我 Hey, what's up, y'all? It's me.
D咖演员兼人肉门 德玛尔·戴维斯 外号门侠 Dlist actor and literal door, DeMarr Davis aka "Doorman!"
欢迎收看《今夜叮咚》 And welcome to DingDong Tonight.
我有点渴 I'm a little thirsty. A little thirsty.
我看能不能… See what I can
有门的味道 叮咚 Tastes like door. Adingdong!
里面还有什么 What else I got up in here?
我的混合录音带…我找了好久 My mixtape. That's my mixtape. I've been looking for this.
叮咚 DingDong!
这个叫 跑远一点叮咚 I call this, the golongdingdong.
哇塞 你们看 Oh, snap. Oh, look at this.
你好吗 德玛尔 Oh. What's up, DeMarr?
你怎么来了 Man, what are you doing here?
我以为你在躲国税局 I thought you was hiding out from the IRS.
厄尔 少听信那些谣言 Earl, come on, you gotta cool it with those rumors...
至于刚才的模仿 and that impression.
"叮咚" 谁啊 不是我吧 "Dingdong." I mean, who is that? That's not me, is it?
我不只是一句口号 I mean, I'm much more than just a catchphrase.
厄尔 很多人不明白 You know, Earl, a lot of people don't realize
我在斯特拉·阿德勒学院上表演课 that I've been taking acting classes at the Stella Adler Academy.
- 真的吗 - 真的 Really? Yeah.
秀一下受训的成果 Well, let's see some of that training.
"可怜的约里克 我认识他 霍雷肖 他有无限的…" "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite..."
叮咚 dingdongs.
因为我的饮食 有时我有便秘的困扰 With my diet, sometimes I have trouble getting things to move through me.
试试快益通 让你的肠胃和我一样畅通 Try Expellax. It'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine.
门侠 注意分寸 Doorman, boundaries.
叮咚 Dingdong.
快益通 黑莓口味新上市 Expellax, in new black cherry flavor.
不少喝一点吗 Sure you don't wanna slow down there, pal?
你迟到一小时 You're an hour late.
我来了 Well, I'm here now.
- 你想谈什么 - 快益通 What do you want to talk about? Expellax.
他们说这档宣传会时髦又有格调 They said the campaign would be smart and elevated,
像赛恩菲尔德和美国运通 可是这些… like Seinfeld and American Express. But these...
对 关于这点 Yeah, about that.
奥美要提前解约 Ogilvy's cutting the contract short.
他们觉得这个梗有点… They just feel the joke's a little...
老套 stale.
没错 所以我们得想新的点子 Exactly. That's why we need to come up with some new ideas.
- 我想提给你… - 太迟了 德玛尔 Let me pitch you It's too late, DeMarr.
他们已经签下迈克尔·斯特拉罕 所以… They already signed Michael Strahan. So...
- 斯特拉罕 - 对 Strahan? Yeah.
根本没道理 他只是普通人 That don't even make sense. He's just a normal guy.
他很有魅力 而且显然长期便秘 He is charming AF, and apparently suffers from chronic constipation.
真是的 Damn.
我们能提告吗 我们有签约吧 Can we fight this? I mean, we got a contract, right?
我们最好别杠上大型广告公司 I don't think we wanna take on a huge advertising agency.
我手头满紧的 Things are getting pretty tight.
汽车贷款和几项费用都迟缴了 Behind on car payments and a few other things.
拜托 德玛尔 你用钱得更谨慎 Oh, come on, DeMarr, you gotta be more careful with your money.
你也知道这一行 You know how this business works.
钱没拿到之前不能乱花 You can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands.
你没说过 You've never said that.
现在说了 I'm saying it now.
你没有其他超能力吧 You don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about, right?
只会当人肉门 Just the door thing.
了解 Cool.
好吧 这是一点小挫折 Okay, well, look, this is a dip.
小到不行 我们会重返颠峰 This is a tiny little dip, and we're gonna get back on top.
帮你接更棒的案子 时髦又有格调的 We're gonna get you something better. Something... smart and elevated.
相信我 Trust me.
你不需要这个了 That's right. This? You don't even need this no more.
这当鼓打 因为有了马铃薯袋 This is a drum. 'Cause with the Potato Bag,
你的马铃薯将会内松外Q your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy on the outside.
有了马铃薯袋 就不必手忙脚乱 Why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the Potato Bag?
只要把它放进去 丢进微波炉 Just drop it and plop it in the microwave.
听到那声音没 You hear that sound?
马铃薯刚刚说"叮咚" I think the potatoes just said "dingdong."
看来门侠又成为新闻焦点了 Well, looks like Doorman is back in the news.
只是这次 这位爆红人物惹上麻烦 Only this time, the overnight success finds himself in a bit of hot water.
或许该说是烫手洋芋 Steam might be more accurate.
德玛尔·戴维斯面临了几件官司 DeMarr Davis has been hit with several lawsuits
因为他代言的马铃薯袋产品 over his involvement in the Potato Bag product,
造成几起蒸气烫伤事件 which has been found to cause severe steam burns.
各位门侠粉 我今天想上来聊聊 Hey, Doorknobs. I just wanted to get on today
让你们知道我很抱歉有几百人 just to let you know that I'm sorry to the hundreds of you
因为使用马铃薯袋被蒸气烫伤 who experienced steam burns from using the Potato Bag.
我想告诉你们 我全力支持 I want you to know that I'm in full support
你们的集体诉讼 of the class action lawsuit
而且我也遭到 and that I, too, was misled
美国食品公司误导 by Food America Product Incorporated.
我想此刻我需要休息一下 I think, at this moment, I need to take some time to step away
好好思考这件事对我和你们的影响 and really reflect on where all this is going for me and for you.
请继续支持我 我也会支持你们 继续敲门 So stay supportive, and I will stay supporting you. Keep knocking.
靠 Shit.
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- 靠 - 我的好哥们 Oh, shit. There's my best friend.
- 我想你 - 我更想你 I miss you, man. I miss you more.
电影公司想拍《捞钱行动2》 Guess what, though? Studio wants Cash Grab Two.
- 真的吗 - 真的 Really? Hell yeah.
你鬼扯 You bullshitting.
不 剧组要回归了 你要加入吗 No, man. We're getting the band back together. You in?
当然 我加入 Of course. I'm in.
太赞啦 Ah, beautiful, man.
- 来拍吧 - 是吗 Let's do it. Yeah?
- 当然 - 太棒了 Hell yeah. Amazing.
- 再联络 - 好 All right, I'll be in touch, bud. All right.
谢谢… Thank you. Thank you.
这次别搞砸了… Don't mess this up. Don't mess this up.
叮咚 Dingdong.
他们又请你到片场 They're inviting you to set, again.
来了 I'm coming.
德玛尔 DeMarr?
你先去 Go ahead.
靠 Oh, shit.
《捞钱行动2》不同 会提升特技水准 ...Cash Grab Two apart is upping our game on the stunts.
你是无敌浩克 你才没那么高 Hey, you're that Incredible Hulk, huh? You ain't that tall.
- 特技动作你能做吗 - 当然 DeMarr, you're all right with that, right? The stunts? Of course.
我和汤姆·克鲁斯都亲自上场 Me and Tom Cruise, we do our own stunts, baby.
德玛尔 你可以吗 DeMarr DeMarr, you good, bud?
- 对 放马过来 - 好 Yeah. I'm good to go. Okay.
放马过来 (Let's do it.)
A对焦标记 B对焦标记 A mark. B mark.
开始 And action!
我们只有一次机会 古斯塔沃 准备好了吗 We only get one shot at this, Gustavo. You ready?
早就好了 杰克 Always, Jake.
我们就位了 We're in position.
他们就位了 好 They're in place. Okay. Yeah.
来吧 Here we go.
我要穿过去了 I'm going through.
好 All right.
他在哪 Where is he?
他没出来 He didn't come out.
乔盖 JGad!
乔… (JGad...)
乔希·盖德在哪里 Where is Josh Gad?
世人都想知道 The world wants to know.
他消失在德玛尔·戴维斯体内好几个月了 It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMarr Davis,
损害控制部仍在寻找答案 and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
我们要向美国民众保证… We want to assure the American public
损害控制部次长海尔达
本部严肃看待此事 that the Department takes this horrific incident seriously.
德玛尔·戴维斯余生将持续受监控 DeMarr Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
我们会竭尽全力 We will do everything in our power
确保如此重大的悲剧不再发生 to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
损害控制部持续探究 实验与调查 While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate
德玛尔·戴维斯的全身上下 好莱坞也在等待 every inch of DeMarr Davis, Hollywood is now waiting.
好莱坞各大电影公司也在尽一己之力 Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part
避免另一个可能的悲剧 to avoid another possible tragedy.
他们称之为"门侠条款" They're calling it "The Doorman Clause."
今后 拥有超能力的人 Going forward, it will be nearly impossible
几乎不可能担纲演出电影或电视的主角 for superpowered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
现在保费暴涨到天价 The insurance required now, astronomical.
都还好吗 Everything okay?
坏消息吗 Is it bad news?
不 没事 Oh. No, it's... it's good.
都很好 It's all good.
根据漫威漫画改编
《奇迹人》