他们说爱比许多美好的东西 They say love than many splendid thing,
但不是今天的美少女 but not today on sailor Moon.
切达和多米尼恩把爱的力量变成了危险的武器 Cheddar and dominion turn the power of love into a dangerous weapon,
只有我能阻止他们 and only I can stop them.
不知道 Don't know,
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
是的 Yeah.
的吗 The?
然而 总统 Yet President,
你对我的帮助告诉我你的计划从早期的我的女王那里收集能量 your help to me tell me of your program gathering energy from the early my Queen.
我很高兴地告诉你 我们发现了人类能量的新来源 I am pleased to inform you that we found a new source of energy of humans.
显然 他们把大部分时间花在他们称之为爱的情感上 Apparently they expend much of it on an emotion they call love.
是的 Yeah,
我听说过 I've heard of it.
你有一个捕获能量喷射塔的计划 You have a plan to capture the energy Jetta.
是的 Yes,
我的梦想 my dream.
我已经派遣我的仆人去充分利用人类的弱点 她在等待我的命令 I've already dispatched my servant fro to take full advantage of the humans weakness she awaits my command.
很好 Very well,
然后 then,
尽量别让我失望 just try not to disappoint me out.
你已经尽了最后的努力 You did with your last effort.
这是所有你可以分组 That is all you may group.
行动 Deed.
你们这些夜猫子 The email you night owls,
现在是午夜时分 你知道这意味着什么 今晚是爱情热线的时间 it's the midnight hour and you know what that means and time for the love line Tonight.
我们收到了一封非常特别的情书 来自一位非常特别的女士 她的手伸入一封很长的信中 we have a very special love letter from a very special lady reaching into a long.
最后 Lastly,
她希望能再次与霍普取得联系 she'd like to get in touch with again and signed hopeful.
规则八 把爱像信一样寄出去 不会受到伤害 Rule eight sent a love like a letter that can't be hurt.
从没交过男朋友 Never had a boyfriend.
在我读这封信之前 Before I read the letter,
我只是想提醒所有的听众 这位可爱的女士总是想帮助排队买午餐的人 I just like to remind all the listeners that the loveline always wants to help the lunch line,
我们写 write us.
如果我们在广播中读到你的信 If we read your letter on the air,
我要给你一个浪漫的奖品 I will give you a romantic prize.
我不希望梦幻般的信件被评为 畅销 I couldn't love to have a sell rating on the dreamy letters.
亲爱的失去的爱情 Dear lost love,
我们已经多年没有见面了 It's been many years since we last saw each other,
但你从未远离我的艺术 but you are never far from my art.
你应该有点 You should be a bit.
我想被一个爱久了的人给我放个假还是 I want to be a love lengthy to give me a break or.
抓住 Catch.
你怎么了 What's with you?
受够了一个从来不认真对待她应该做的事情的人 Fed up with a certain someone who never takes anything she supposed to do serious.
你不能再浪费时间在那些愚蠢的想法上了塞丽娜你注定要和消极的美国做斗争 You've got to stop wasting your time with of the silly ideas serina you're destined to fight the evils of the negative us.
你什么时候才能得到它说我不想要一个美好的夜晚 When will you ever get it claiming I don't want too good night?
煞风景的人 Party pooper.
嘿 Hey,
你为什么不用红色的记号笔把日期圈起来呢 why don't you circle the date in red magic marker?
哦 Oh,
我了吗 did I?
也许这一天有什么特别的东西 Maybe there's something special about this day.
哦 Oh,
你的意思 you mean,
除了我们的结婚纪念日 besides being our anniversary,
带你去吃晚餐 and by taking you to dinner.
哦 Oh,
你确实记得 you did remember it.
那个女孩总是很轻 That girl is always light.
的吗 The?
弹出 Bring up.
她从不逃课 Where is she ain't never misses class,
她相信我们会得到它 she that we'll get it.
也许她会让我给全班同学读我写的关于黄色房间的报告 Maybe she'll let me read my report on yellow worth rooms to the class.
笑声 Laughter.
任何人 Anyone,
不是总统 not President,
现在举手 raise your hand now.
在乎呢 Cares?
读你想读的书的第一章到第三十五章每当最后一声铃响我就会被吵醒 Read chapters one to thirty five in any book you want been waking me up whenever the last bell goes up.
的吗 The?
每一个人 Everybody.
的吗 The?
好的 OK.
也许我们其中一个应该去了解一下原理 Maybe one of us should go and get the principle.
你不觉得吗 Don't you think?
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding now,
那么在这里说就更有趣了 then it's way more fun to say right here.
我想得多 much methinks.
因此沮丧 So frustrating,
我始终站在正义的一方 I stood all the time for a champion of justice,
我知道这是不是什么天大的笑话 and I get if this is some kind of cosmic joke.
我觉得你好 I frankly think hello,
你漂亮吗 are you pretty?
你是月神对吗 You're Luna right?
这是一个平静的和回来这么多 This is the one serene and back so much.
你在这里做什么 What do you do in here?
所有的吗 all by yourself?
别告诉我你是视频橡皮筋 Don't tell me you're a video elastic.
就像瑟琳娜暗示我 just like Serena actually indications me,
我得走了 I've got to go.
在观众到来之前还有很多事情要做 There's lots to do before the crowd gets here.
再见 See you later.
卢娜 Luna.
这个地方离学校很近 是个好地方 This place was a fine close to so in a school.
以防发生紧急情况 In case there is an emergency.
那是去学校的路 That's heading for the school.
也许卢娜先生得了昏睡病 Maybe Mr Luna has sleeping sickness.
我从未见过的 What I've never seen,
它让你在她的办公桌前入睡 现在你感到孤独 也许她熬夜太晚了 it keeps your fall asleep at her desk before have you lonely now that maybe she stayed up too late.
听听长长的队伍里传来的新叫声 Listen to that new shout at the long line,
我觉得有点累 I'm feeling kind of beat.
我的借记一直延续到午夜以后 My debit went on well past midnight.
我仍然认为运动学有点多 I still think the kinematics is a bit much.
她只是睡着了 She only fell asleep,
但交易是你出了你的葫芦现在课程取消 but the deal are you out of your gourd Now Classes cancels.
这意味着我是白手起家的 That means I got up from nothing.
我的意思是 I mean,
来吧 come on,
我可以影响它 I could affect it.
允许的 Allow.
你想和我谈谈 You wanted to talk to me,
先生 sir.
是的 Yes,
我确实告诉过我为什么我们会收到这么多来自一个我们没有的项目的粉丝邮件 I did tell me why we're getting all this fan mail from a program we don't have.
一定是弄错了 There must be some mistake.
很明显 现在要弄清楚发生了什么 obviously now find out what's going on,
我马上就去办 and I'll get on it right away.
那是男比你可爱的播音员吗 Is that the male than you Loveline broadcaster?
你知道这次惨败 You know about this fiasco.
是的 Yes,
我已经发送 I've been sent,
尤其是 especially.
总部在你身上 That headquarters on you.
你可以这么说 You could say that.
我得给合伙人写信 King on I have to write the partner,
所以你不需要删掉应用程序和一长串字符 so you don't get rid of the app and a long line,
但你连男朋友都没有现在我要赢了 but you don't even have a boyfriend now I'm just gonna win this one,
所以我把钱给了我 so I give me my money.
你可以成为一个完美的男人 You can make the perfect guy.
是你在说一个很酷的人 It was that you were saying about someone totally cool.
好吧 Well,
我们可以确定它不是 we can be sure it isn't.
你不应该回家做作业去见牛头 You shouldn't be going home and doing your homework meet Bullhead.
康妮 Connie,
找到了 that figured out,
将成为我这本书的灵感来源 is going to be the inspiration for my book.
哦 Oh,
正确的 right.
从那以后 你的作业我都没做过 Since then I've been up all your homework without any,
那就叫他给我打电话 then tell him to ring me.
珍妮很抱歉 Jenny sorry.
我要把它们吹走 Gonna blow them away.
现在 Now.
所以我们知道 以这样的速度 你永远也做不成任何事情 So we know you'll never get anything done at this rate.
你是绝对正确的 You're absolutely right.
你知道的 You know,
我怎么没想到呢 why didn't I think of that?
我可以直接去那里 每次我告诉他们 I can go there directly every time I tell them.
像今晚 Like tonight?
你确定吗 Are you sure?
但这是第一千次的车站设计 But this is the station loveline design for the thousandth time,
车站里没有叫 爱情专线 的节目 there's no program called Loveline at the station.
现在 right now.
回家 Go home,
我走了 I'm going.
所以很奇怪 So weird,
我知道你是对的 I know you're right.
现在是午夜 It's the midnight hour,
这是浪漫的时刻 the time for romance.
我知道这是一个愚蠢的警卫什么都不知道的车站 I knew this was a station that doofus guard doesn't know anything.
这个程序很新 This program is pretty new,
对的 right,
瑟瑞娜 Serena,
它几周前才开始 it just started a few weeks ago.
那为什么娱乐版没有提到呢 So how come it's not mentioned in the entertainment section?
他们不需要宣传 They don't need publicity.
超级辣 Its the super Hot,
它今晚播出的节目是给一个幸运的神秘男子的特别情书 来自他的神秘仰慕者莫利 its program on the Air Tonight are special love letters to a lucky mystery man from his secret admirer named Molly.
现在有这么多粉丝来信 Now with so much fan mail,
这个节目将持续很长一段时间 this show is going to be on for a very long time.
干净的桶应该是最令人满意的 Clean barrels should be most pleased.
记住 Remember,
听众每天晚上会读一封特别的信 幸运的中奖者就会被选中 listeners will read one special letter every night and the lucky winner.
第二天早上送来的奖品真漂亮 It's a beautiful prize delivered the next morning.
你的信在广播里 我想知道他们给你发了什么 Your letter on the radio and I wanted to get to what they send you.
这是每个人出门后都要吃的面粉 That's the exact same flour myth each was wearing after go.
跳 Hop.
谁会想到呢 Who would have thought?
哦 Oh,
我太累了 I'm so tired.
莫莉 Molly,
你没事吧 are you all right?
莫莉 Molly,
你没事吧 are you all right?
我们最好叫护士正常睡眠 We'd better call the nurse normal sleep like that,
读者 the reader.
肯定多于否定 yes more than no.
啊 Ah.
彼得笑了 Peter laughed.
我在梦里做着一件有危险的事 I am doing in my dream I with some kind of danger.
也许你想要100块来接我 Maybe you want to pick me up for a hundred.
你读懂了我的心 水手 You read my mind sailor,
月球 Moon.
告诉我你要找谁 Tell me who you will.
当然我会告诉你你想知道的一切 Of course I'll tell you anything you want to know.
你没有秘密 You'll have no secrets.
这是项链 It's the necklace,
我知道它 I know it.
跟这朵花有关 It's got something to do with this flower.
我们得再去一趟那个电台 We need to go to that radio station again,
对吧 right?
我们耗尽了这个可怜的人所有的精力 We've drained all the energy this pathetic human had to give.
如此巨大的响应将会有无穷无尽的供应 With such a huge response will have an endless supply,
负的力有更多的能量 more energy for the negative force.
女王将非常高兴 A Queen bearer will be most pleased,
我们每送出一朵花 and with each flower we deliver,
我们更接近于释放他们的内盖毛孔 we come closer to releasing their negga pores.
并以人类的绝对情感来解读宇宙 And reading the universe of extend the humans with their absolute emotion.
哦 Oh,
感谢上帝 thank God,
再来一次 and do it again.
你这么认识我 我怎么能和他相处呢 How am I gonna get by him with all your recognizing me?
我懂了 I've got it.
和他们在一起 With them.
是月亮笔吗 Is the lunar pen?
这是你的另一个超级小玩意 It's another one of your super gadget.
是的 Yes,
我猜你会这么说 I guess you could say something like that.
这是一个非常强大的转换工具 It's a very powerful transforming tool.
他把你变成了你想做的人 He turned you into whatever you want to do,
无论我想要知道如何学习C的伪装能力 然后告诉它你想要的变换 whatever I want to know how to learn C disguise power and then tell it what transformation you want.
我会喜欢这支笔的 I'm going to like this pen.
好的 OK.
你怎么能穿上他们的鞋子走路 How are you going to be able to walk in their shoes?
记住 Remember,
我应该成熟 I should sophisticated.
你知道的 You know,
她可能会成功的 she just might pull this one off.
是的 Yeah.
和她全心全意爱着的丈夫相比 captures this compared to a wonderful husband that she loved with all her heart.
这是我的工作 不可能有睡觉睡觉 This is my kind of job can't be that there are sleeping sleeping.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
工作室吗 Studio?
尼古拉斯 我能感觉到它的邪恶然后就走了 Nicholas I can feel its evil and just go.
他在直播中 He's on the air,
好了 alright,
她的司机快完蛋了 that about wraps up her chauffeur.
在爱情专线的粉丝 On Loveline fans,
不要去看你的表演 不要去改变你的房子 不要去看你现在自己做的改变 don't look into the show and changes to your house and you made yourself right now.
如果你知道什么对你有好处 If you know what's good for you.
伯尼也跟着他 And Bernie has followed him.
他们很相似 they're really kindred.
不 No,
他们榨干了你的精力 they sat the energy out of you.
现在就摆脱这种安静 get rid of that quiet now.
不要让他们 Don't let them.
即使你知道爱是什么 Even you know what love is about.
他不关心你的希望和梦想 He doesn't care about your hopes and dreams.
小心他的搭档对你有意思 Be careful that one of his partner she's coming on to you.
你的节目结束了 You're off the air.
的吗 The?
啊 Ah.
水手月亮 Sailor Moon,
糖果和客观的 只有半个月亮 that candy and objective and only half of the moon.
我要惩罚你 I will punish you.
嘿 Hey,
互联网不是这样发展的 that's not how the internet goes out.
好吧 Well,
我还没说完呢 I'm not finished yet.
我会纠正错误 战胜邪恶 他说了很多漂亮的话 月亮小姐 I will right wrongs and triumph over evil and that he was using lots of pretty words Miss Moon,
但这并不是你想看到的全部行动 but it's not all they are pretty words you wanted to see action.
我会给你我们一直在等的东西 I'll give it to you just what we've been waiting for.
后她 After her.
啊 Ah.
你的茶 Your tea.
哦 Oh,
是的 yeah.
我为什么要做这种傻事 Why would I want to do a stupid thing like that?
让我起来 Let me get up.
啊 Ah.
不要向他们屈服 美少女 Don't give in to them Sailor Moon.
该走了 It's time to go.
这是韩国 So here I'm with Korea.
的吗 The?
喜欢无尾礼服的嘴 Love a tuxedo mouth,
你是我的英雄 you are my hero,
我觉得你就是那个人 I think you're the guy.
你是什么 What are you?
你在写什么 Are you writing?
一封暧昧的情书 A murky love note?
就像这样 Something like that.
是的 Yeah.
每个人都很高兴再次看到你的笑脸 Everybody was so glad to see your smiling faces again,
现在他们可以安定下来了 我们可以开始了 and now they can settle down so we can get started.
你做了家庭作业 You did homework.
B B,
我将在网上阅读 I'll read it online with the.
晚上 Taking the night,
尤其是关于 especially the one is about.
食物 Food.
好吧 All right.
但别忘了那天晚上你可以在他的国家约会 But just don't forget about the steering night you could be out making a date in his country.
顺便说一下 By the way.
我是一个失败 I'm a failure.
的吗 The?
是的 Yeah.