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My husband is an engineer.
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We live by the Eiffel tower.
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We live by the Eiffel tower.
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We have two cats.
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We have two cats.
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Everybody loves ham.
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Everybody loves ham.
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Excuse me, where's the bathroom?
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I have a bad stomach.
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This glass is dirty.
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We have two cats.
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Oh ho, oh, ho-ho!
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Aggghhhh!
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Here you go... Lal-la, yeah...
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2-3, Roger, Roger!
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Shots fired!
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Oh-ho-ho!
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Uh, sad news, as
many of you probably know,
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deputy Trudy Wiegel
tried to kill herself.
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The night before last,
she tried to do herself in.
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No, no, she's fine.
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They checked her out
at the hospital, she's okay.
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She's gonna be coming back
to work.
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Uh, but,
per the sheriff's department,
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we're putting her on
a 72-hour suicide watch,
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so we'll all be taking...
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Not it!
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Nope, we're not doing "not it".
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I already did a board,
I did it by lottery.
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How come I got three times
I gotta watch her,
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and everybody else got two?
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You want another assignment?
Is that it?
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Just say so.
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Yes, thank you,
I'd love another assignment.
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Garcia, you're not good
with Wiegel, either,
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so I'm putting you together.
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Jimmy "the fist" Fitzsimmons
might be in town.
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His brother's getting married
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over at the desert high
motor lodge,
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and we need somebody to go
undercover to the wedding,
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see if he shows up.
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Nab him, he's wanted
on parole violations.
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Me and Garcia?
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You don't wanna sit with Wiegel.
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You'll shoot Wiegel
within three minutes.
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End of story, done, do it.
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I wanna address something.
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Why are we
on this side of the table,
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and Mr. arroz con pollo and...
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Uh, these always
get taken first.
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It's because
we're always on time.
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We're here first.
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Because of C.P.T.
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What is C.P.T.?
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This is a laugh fest today.
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Laughable?
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Tell me what is C.P.T.?
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Colored people's time,
it's colored people's time.
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Oh!
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I can't believe you've
never heard of that.
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It's, like, famous.
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It's, like, famous?
No, I've never heard of that.
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What is colored people's time?
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What is colored people's time?
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What does that mean?
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Everybody says it all the time.
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Who is everybody?
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I never said it! People say it.
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He's trying to say in a nice way
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that you should be on time.
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I am...
and it came out, "C. P.T."
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Just 'cause it's faster,
I apologize.
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It's my problem, it's my fault.
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No, it's our fault
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for being colored people
and off-time.
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It's our fault,
I apologize, everybody.
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For being colored...
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And a person... and off-time.
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I file in here somewhere.
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Apology accepted, Jones.
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Wiegel's suicide attempt,
that did not surprise me.
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Uh, and it did not surprise me
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that she failed at that attempt.
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Mike check, Mike check.
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Internet predator, Mike check.
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Okay, we're all ready.
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The minute he propositions me,
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you come out here,
cover my back.
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I can't do this on my own.
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Are you... You lollipop 13?
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Yeah... You sugar daddy 69?
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I sure as heck am.
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It's nice to meet you.
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How'd you get that name?
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Oh, sugar daddy? Yeah.
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Well, you know, I'm sweet,
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and I've always wanted
a little girl
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to call my own.
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My ex-wife and I tried,
but I'm impotent.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Yeah, well, check this out.
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Let me show you a little
something.
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Look at this.
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Ooh, you're gonna show me
something?
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I spilled my icee
all over the front of them.
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Uh-huh!
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Yeah, I was in the car
and I swerved.
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You want me to...
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Oh, no, no, no! Don't touch it.
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You don't wanna rub it in
'cause it stains.
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So, I'm just gonna...
When I get home,
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I'm gonna soak it.
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Mmm, I spilled water on my leg.
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Oh!
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You know, I would love
to put my lips on that.
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Yeah? Put your lips on that?
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'Cause I am so thirsty,
I'm so thirsty.
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You know what?
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On second thought,
I'm not gonna,
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because I don't want you
to catch this...
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The chapped lip thing.
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So are we gonna or what?
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Freeze! Go, go, go!
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I'm with my child, there!
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No, no, no, no!
No, I am not going...!
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Do not resist!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow!
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Stop kicking! Stop kicking!
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Ogghhh!
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All right...
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That did it.
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Aahhhh! Stop it!
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I don't feel I bear
any responsibility
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for Wiegel's suicide attempt.
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Uh...
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If you wanna look
at the flow chart of blame,
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let's check out her
parents, first of all,
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who, more than likely,
just abandoned her.
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Then, again, who wouldn't?
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She's like a bad casserole,
you know?
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That you just
wanna forget about.
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How about this
gentleman over my shoulder, right here.
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- How's everybody doing?
- Wasn't the bride beautiful?
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That was a lovely,
lovely wedding!
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That ain't him.
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Uh-huh.
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You know what?
I'll just sit down, then.
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Truth be told, Garcia,
I hope he don't show up
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before they serve the food
'cause I'm starving.
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Okay, well...
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I hope he shows up
before I die of boredom.
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I find it hard to believe
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that you are the one person
in the world
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that I don't have
nothing in common with.
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Well, it shouldn't be hard
to believe
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because I'm smart
and you're not.
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You owe Raineesha an apology.
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Well, you know,
I can't stand people
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that talk about themselves
in the third person.
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You're right here.
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Why would you call yourself Raineesha?
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To remind yourself
you're alive or something?
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Because when I get up
from this table
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and whoop your natural behind,
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right here, at this thing,
you will know who did it.
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There won't be
no doubt in your mind.
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You won't be able to say,
"it looked like Raineesha,"
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no, because it was
sure enough Raineesha.
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I just wanna take a fork
and stick it in my neck
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in a second, here.
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Well, here, honey,
here's a clean one.
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Oops.
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No, don't put cake on me,
I don't like that.
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Now, let's bring
this thing to the bar!
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Drinks are
on the groom's family!
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Let's go!
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All righty, then,
now, we gotta go to the bar.
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Lord, I hate my life.
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Hey, mom, how are you?
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I suppose you know...
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Everybody at the station
thinks I tried to kill myself.
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I know... I know!
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Yeah...
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It was just a little
misunderstanding,
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but, uh, what are you gonna do?
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Oops!
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They've never been nicer to me.
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Hi, Trudy.
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Oh! Oh, hi, Jim.
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Hi... How you holding up?
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Oh!
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You know, I'm okay,
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considering I just tried
to commit suicide recently,
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but other than that.
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I'm so here...
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That's for you.
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Thank you, I'll set it
right over there.
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I don't want it.
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Knock, knock, knock!
Someone came to see you!
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Surprise.
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He doesn't bite, he's dead.
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Okay, okay, okay...
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Okay, let it all out,
let it all...
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Okay, okay, okay, okay corral.
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Everything's okay
at the okay corral.
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You don't want me to touch you.
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It's not that I don't
want you to touch me.
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You know what I should do?
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I don't even know
what I was thinking.
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I should go drown myself
in a bath.
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No, no, no, no, no...
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No one's gonna
go drown themselves
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because we're having
such a good time as friends,
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and I appreciate you
being alive so much.
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You wanna spoon?
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Little spoons
in the spoon drawer.
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What does the first spoon say?
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The first spoon says, uh,
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"I'm glad you didn't kill
yourself, second spoon."
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And, uh...
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And second spoon says,
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"I'm a little
teaspoon, don't mind me,
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I'll just be here spooning,
waiting for the tea."
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That's a wonderful thing
for the other spoon
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to say to the first spoon
in our little spoon drawer.
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Fun wedding, huh?
Weddings are kinda nice.
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I hate weddings.
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You sit up there,
look at these two people,
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who you know...
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You can look at them and tell
it ain't gonna work.
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Yeah, there's that.
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Sometimes love conquers all.
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Mmm, and sometimes it don't.
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I guess that's a weird thing,
we're both not hooked up now,
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so, you were married,
I was married and...
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That's something in common.
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Well, there you go, hot darn.
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I'll tell you what,
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I don't think we're having
much luck with our guy here.
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We are looking a bit conspicuous
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just sitting here, so...
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I look cute,
you look conspicuous.
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Well, maybe... Well, thank you.
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Maybe, it would be less so
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if we just stepped out
on the dance floor, there.
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Like this...
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There you go, like that.
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Okay. All right.
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I don't know, okay.
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All right,
I'm gonna get in there.
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I think that she may have...
She may be divorced.
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Wiegel?
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You think that someone
married Wiegel at some point?
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I do, I do.
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You think there
was a guy out there
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desperate and crazy enough
to buy a ticket
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for that boat ride?
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I think so.
261
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,714
Well, there's a lot
of desperate,
262
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:38,801
crazy people out there.
263
00:11:38,901 --> 00:11:41,101
I think so, I mean, no matter
how bad a carnival ride...
264
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,634
There's always
some son of a bitch
265
00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:43,868
who wants to line it?
266
00:11:43,968 --> 00:11:45,608
You're absolutely right,
absolutely right.
267
00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,748
Hey, look at all those guys
are puking on this ride.
268
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:48,775
Me, next!
269
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,601
Well, I got a ticket,
I'm gonna line up.
270
00:11:50,701 --> 00:11:51,968
Yeah.
271
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:56,067
This wrapped up real tight?
272
00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:57,434
Go back from the very beginning
273
00:11:57,534 --> 00:11:58,601
and just tell us...
274
00:11:58,701 --> 00:11:59,868
I wanna make sure.
275
00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:01,528
You gotta wear
your seat belt, you know.
276
00:12:01,552 --> 00:12:04,534
I was at the bar,
having my show drink.
277
00:12:04,634 --> 00:12:08,334
We get one free drink
for showing up for work.
278
00:12:08,434 --> 00:12:09,801
Show drink? Yeah.
279
00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:11,267
A showing up drink, okay...
280
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:13,400
I'm getting loose,
281
00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:16,734
and all of a sudden,
I see this guy,
282
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,501
and he's getting
real close to the stage.
283
00:12:19,601 --> 00:12:21,968
You're not supposed to get
real close to the stage,
284
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:23,767
and he was, you know,
285
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,467
trying to get a peek at her.
286
00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:27,868
Oh...
287
00:12:27,968 --> 00:12:29,634
But we don't show...
And she was...
288
00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:31,434
You know, she was dancing.
289
00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:35,267
And he started to...
He started yelling,
290
00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:37,400
"show me the!"
291
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:41,701
Which is a slang term for.
292
00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:43,434
Right...
293
00:12:43,534 --> 00:12:44,868
Which is also slang.
294
00:12:44,968 --> 00:12:46,400
They use it on the streets.
295
00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:49,434
And then all of a sudden,
he opened his jacket,
296
00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:52,901
like Arnold Schwarzenegger
or something like that,
297
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,901
and he pulled out a gun.
298
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,968
So... he shot
your friend, it's look-see.
299
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,033
Yeah, that's look-see.
300
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,434
She has a lazy eye.
301
00:13:01,534 --> 00:13:04,734
We never know where
she looks and so...
302
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,033
So you call her "look-see".
303
00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,934
Oh, look-see.
304
00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:13,467
Hey, can I have a ride home,
if you don't mind?
305
00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:15,000
I mean, if you're going my way.
306
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,467
I don't wanna...
307
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,400
I don't wanna put you guys
out or anything.
308
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:19,901
Oh, no, uh...
309
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,767
Hey, fellas,
you think you can give, uh,
310
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:24,300
bucky here a ride, maybe?
311
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,901
Not too far.
312
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,434
You're not in a rush, obviously.
313
00:13:27,534 --> 00:13:28,734
She's already, uh...
314
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:29,934
Yeah, shot in the face.
315
00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:32,100
Bucky, you've been
a real big help.
316
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,767
Hey, come back, would you?
317
00:13:33,868 --> 00:13:35,701
Well, I hope we don't, but...
318
00:13:35,801 --> 00:13:38,033
I'll show you the.
319
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,834
Yeah.
320
00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:54,300
Trying to train him
to find drugs.
321
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,000
Right now,
he does not find drugs.
322
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,968
Right now, he'll find
sloppy Joes,
323
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:02,300
but no real
practical purpose for that.
324
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,667
What I'm trying to do
is I'm trying to train him
325
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:07,234
to find drugs
by... I'm doing a mix.
326
00:14:07,334 --> 00:14:11,868
Started with 80% Sloppy Joe
and 20% marijuana,
327
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:15,300
you gradually
add marijuana to the mix.
328
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,434
Now, we're at about
60% marijuana,
329
00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:21,167
40% Sloppy Joe,
he'll find those,
330
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:25,300
and, God damn,
Sloppy Joes are real good.
331
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,701
Watch this.
332
00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:29,234
Find the Sloppy Joe!
Find the Sloppy Joe!
333
00:14:31,601 --> 00:14:34,801
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
334
00:14:34,901 --> 00:14:36,261
Good boy,
no, no, no, don't eat it.
335
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,100
Don't eat it,
no, no, no, no, no!
336
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,534
Good boy! Good boy!
337
00:14:41,634 --> 00:14:44,100
- Man, this sh...
- This dog up, man.
338
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,167
He eats it
and lays on the ground
339
00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:49,100
and humps the air,
that's all he can do.
340
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,100
Good boy, good boy.
341
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,834
Look, Wiegel, I gotta
tell you something.
342
00:14:54,934 --> 00:15:00,801
Suicide is a permanent solution
to a temporary problem.
343
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,934
I don't want you to ever...
344
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:08,133
I felt so bad
when I heard what happened,
345
00:15:08,234 --> 00:15:09,801
and I know you and I,
346
00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:11,667
you know I'm kidding
around with you.
347
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:13,534
You know I like to just
348
00:15:13,634 --> 00:15:15,701
kinda jerk your chain
a little bit.
349
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:19,334
But when I make fun of you
or tease you,
350
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:21,968
I'm just kidding,
that's just my way.
351
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:24,400
I only do that with people
that I like.
352
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,301
Well, I don't want you
to take it, personally,
353
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,934
but I did try and kill myself
because you make me feel bad.
354
00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,034
Oh,.
355
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:38,667
Well, I may not be Nostradamus,
356
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:41,200
but I bet my closet
full of shoes
357
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:44,534
that our buddy
ain't gonna show up tonight.
358
00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:47,400
That is the first thing
you done got right
359
00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,100
all night, Garcia.
360
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,434
It's been a long night too,
361
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,767
just sitting here, wasting time,
362
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:53,934
and eating stupid cake.
363
00:15:54,033 --> 00:15:56,167
Ooh, Garcia, Garcia!
364
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,300
Why are you still complaining?
365
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,600
You ain't complained all night!
366
00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:01,000
You ain't got free dinner,
367
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,934
you ain't got a dance lesson,
368
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:06,901
free drinks, mmmph!
369
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,467
All right, amen.
370
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,887
Amen, you know what?
You're right.
371
00:16:09,911 --> 00:16:10,767
Thank you!
372
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:12,167
You're right, okay?
373
00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:14,667
And when a woman's right,
a woman's right.
374
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:17,534
Here, and I don't appreciate
what I got sometimes.
375
00:16:17,634 --> 00:16:19,634
Garcia, shut up and kiss me.
376
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,167
Reno, this is 17 Charlie 12,
377
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:40,000
we're on Bernard way
at the hobby store.
378
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,701
I've got a "B" and "E"
in progress,
379
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,133
and I need backup, right away.
380
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:44,501
I'll take the...
381
00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:46,300
The three musketeers!
382
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,033
Was that necessary?
383
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,300
Do we really need a shotgun,
right now?
384
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,334
Where did you get that, Wiegel?
385
00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:54,467
It was in the backseat,
and I just wanna hold it.
386
00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:56,968
Just hold it,
just be quiet, okay?
387
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,467
Just be quiet.
388
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,200
Sheriff's department.
389
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,567
Oh my God, look at this place!
390
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:10,334
Aahhh, look at this place!
It's like a craft... place!
391
00:17:10,434 --> 00:17:12,567
Wiegel, be quiet.
392
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:13,934
I am being quiet,
393
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,934
I was just marveling
at the beauty.
394
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:18,300
You're my best friend,
you're my very best friend.
395
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,701
Thank you.
396
00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:21,001
Okay, we'll make crafts later,
397
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,734
if you help us catch
the burglar.
398
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,400
Cloisonne...
For copper enameling!
399
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,934
Wiegel!
400
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,100
Jonesie!
401
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,234
What?
402
00:17:34,334 --> 00:17:35,334
Decoupage glue!
403
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:36,647
They have the glue
and the sealer
404
00:17:36,671 --> 00:17:38,434
in the matte finish!
405
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:41,234
Decoupage! Come here!
406
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:44,934
Decoupage
is something that you do
407
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,501
when you trim around it
and lay it on...
408
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:48,667
Are we in kindergarten?
409
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,343
Okay, then, maybe, I'll just
go blow my brains out
410
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:51,367
on the front lawn.
411
00:17:51,434 --> 00:17:52,434
No, no, no, no, no,
412
00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:54,134
you're not blowing
your brains out, okay?
413
00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:59,724
Just calm down,
read about it and...
414
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:05,133
Plastic pearls! What?!
415
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:07,400
Hey, I give up,
I give up, I'm sorry.
416
00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:08,601
I didn't mean to break in.
417
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,200
Wiegel!
418
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,534
Wiegel!
419
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,834
I did it! I did something!
420
00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:19,067
Ahh, I shot him!
421
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,467
Okay, okay, okay...
422
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:24,767
Enough.
423
00:18:24,868 --> 00:18:26,548
I need an ambulence
here at the hobby store
424
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:27,672
here on Bernard way.
425
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:33,634
There's always rumors
going around,
426
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:36,200
and it's perfectly natural
for people to hook up.
427
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,267
And...
428
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:42,300
I hear I'm not top dog,
anymore, Garcia,
429
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,234
which is fine.
430
00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:45,667
I didn't know I had...
431
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:46,834
Fine with me.
432
00:18:46,934 --> 00:18:48,467
I didn't know
I had a list of dogs.
433
00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:52,834
Four, three, two, one!
434
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,380
I mean, who would have thought
that a suicide attempt
435
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,167
could actually turn out to be
something great for everybody?
436
00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,367
I think it's best thing
that's ever happened,
437
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:03,734
the best thing.
438
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:06,100
Oh, me too,
Trudy needs another beer!
439
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,701
Oh! Oh! Oh!
440
00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:09,701
I got it!
441
00:19:09,801 --> 00:19:11,041
Watch out, that's a depressant.
442
00:19:13,701 --> 00:19:15,767
Seriously, seriously,
we love you, sweetheart,
443
00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:17,200
very much.
444
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,834
I love you guys.
445
00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:20,968
And I just wanna tell you,
straight up,
446
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:23,434
it was a misunderstanding,
447
00:19:23,534 --> 00:19:26,868
and I didn't try to kill myself.
448
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,601
All right, all right,
449
00:19:37,701 --> 00:19:41,567
tall cold one
for the tall, hot one.
450
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:46,467
What? What happened?
451
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:49,567
You're mad!
452
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:53,734
Maybe, I will Go try
and kill myself now, then!
453
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:57,267
You're all disappointed that
I didn't try to kill myself!
454
00:19:57,367 --> 00:20:00,067
Wow!
455
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,200
I'll make you happy this time!
456
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:05,467
I'm gonna go jump in the ocean!
457
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:08,667
You!
458
00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:10,834
You!
459
00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:13,167
You, okay?
460
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:14,734
You.
461
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,534
You!
462
00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:18,367
I'm going to the ocean!
463
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,133
What did I miss?
464
00:20:20,234 --> 00:20:22,300
She can't find her way
to the ocean.
465
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,734
She can't find
her way to her car.
466
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,434
Not what I'm looking for,
what's a bone... like a...
467
00:20:39,534 --> 00:20:40,534
Boner? No.
468
00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:41,868
No, a good cup.
469
00:20:41,968 --> 00:20:43,334
Bone chef.
470
00:20:43,434 --> 00:20:45,133
What's arroz con pollo?
471
00:20:45,234 --> 00:20:46,701
Arroz con pollo is...
472
00:20:46,801 --> 00:20:47,634
Chicken with rice.
473
00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:48,801
Chicken with rice.
474
00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:50,009
Why didn't you just say
chicken and rice?
475
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:51,433
Because that's
not what it's called.
476
00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:53,267
It wasn't invented
in America, okay?
477
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:54,868
It was invented by the Spanish.
478
00:20:54,968 --> 00:20:57,601
Are you saying that hispanics
developed chicken?
479
00:20:57,701 --> 00:20:59,300
No, sir,
they put those two together.
480
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,000
Don't entertain him,
don't entertain him.
481
00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:02,868
And rice is Chinese.
482
00:21:02,968 --> 00:21:05,501
Rice with chicken, shut with up!
483
00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:06,801
How about it?