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闯进拥挤的走廊 Crashing through the crowded halls
躲过蜂拥的女孩 Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls
只为及时赶到洗手间 Just to reach the bathroom on time
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脏衣服堆成山 Leaping over laundry piles
臭尿布闻不完 Diapers you can smell for miles
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时间轴： Lynki Coover 别逼我吃药
拼尽全力才能求生存 Guy's got to do what he can to survive
喧闹的一家 喧闹的一家 In the Loud house, in the Loud house
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翻译： Lina 洛洛落落 Kristen女票
追跑闪躲 推搡打闹 Duck, dodge, push, and shove
是我们对爱的宣告 Is how we show our love
喧闹的一家 喧闹的一家 In the Loud house, in the Loud house
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校订： 树叶 板栗
一个男孩 十个姐妹 One boy and ten girls
世界给我都不换 Wouldn't trade it for the world
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后期： 黑潘 Quasi
喧闹 喧闹 喧闹 Loud Loud Loud
喧闹一家亲 Loud house
喧闹一家亲 第二季第二十一集 The Loud House S02E21 Tricked
万圣复仇夜
我讨厌万圣节 I hate Halloween!
我爱万圣节 I love Halloween.
这假血真不错 丽萨 Excellent fake blood, Lisa.
再加点糖浆还能变黏稠些 Add some molasses for better consistency.
露西 快来看看我们的南瓜 Hey, Luce. Check out our pumpkins.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
这里再涂点血 More blood here.
这个再刻几刀 敲掉一颗牙 Few more gashes on this one. Knock out a tooth.
疤上再多渗出点粘液 Add some ooze to those scabs.
把头上的伤口弄湿润点 Dampen the head wound.
跟你这样吓人的小姑娘一起过万圣节真开心 Halloween's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
没错 妈妈同意你做闹鬼玉米地迷宫真是太好了 Totes. I'm so glad Mom finally let you do your haunted corn maze.
我也是 我等这一天等了一辈子 As am I. I've been waiting my whole life to do this.
更别说前几辈子了 Not to mention my past lives.
标牌做得很好 卢安 Fantastic sign work, Luan.
血和玉米搭配得很不错 Just the right mixture of corn and gore.
小意思 这就是我用 Aww, shucks. It's just something
一粒粒想法拼凑出来的 I cobbled together from a kernel of an idea.
(注: kernel 既指"玉米粒", 也指"精髓"; a kernel of 指"些许")
太棒了 一语"三"关 Yes, a triple!
我希望咱家的瓜们能多支持我 I expect more support from my pump-kin.
(注: kin 指"亲属")
懂没 Get it?
唉 Sigh.
大家都辛苦了 谢谢你们 Thanks for all your hard work, guys.
这会是史上最棒的万圣节 This is going to be the best Halloween ever.
我太兴奋了 I'm so excited.
相信我 她的确很兴奋 Trust me, she's excited.
(注: Jack-o'-lantern 指"杰克灯", 即"南瓜灯")
林肯灯 收到请回答 Jack O'Lincoln, do you copy?
说到史上最棒的万圣节 Speaking of the best Halloween ever,
我和克莱德也有个大计划呢 Clyde and I have some pretty big plans, too.
收到 科学怪人麦克布莱德 I copy, McBride of Frankenstein.
十五分钟后在约好的地方见 Meet you at the rendezvous point in 15.
完毕 Over.
我讨厌万圣节 I hate Halloween!
爸爸肯定发现了我放在他衣橱里的断肢 Dad must've found the severed limbs I stored in his closet.
有人跟踪你吗 Did anyone follow you?
绝对没有 我来无影去无踪 Not a chance. I took evasive maneuvers.
多年来 我一直听说有这么一个街区 For years, there have been rumors of a neighborhood
那儿的人们送的都是整块的糖 where people hand out full-size candy bars
而不是一口一块的那种 instead of tiny bite-sized ones.
我和克莱德下决心要找出这个传说中的地方 Clyde and I were determined to find this mythological place.
因此 我们做了些调查 So we did some research.
我们研究了卫星图像 分析了收入中位数 By studying satellite photos, analyzing median income levels,
并在密歇根东南范围内追踪糖果采购者 and tracking candy buyers throughout southeastern Michigan,
我们找到了 we found it.
汉庭顿庄园 Huntington Manor.
现在离成功只差一步了 Now we just have one more obstacle--
想办法进去 getting in.
等等 你快看那儿 Wait a minute. What have we here?
再见 怀亚特 我们要回国了 Cheers, Wyatt, we're off to visit the homeland.
祝您旅途愉快 阿利斯泰少爷 Have a great trip, Master Alistair.
您也是 奈杰尔少爷 You, too, Master Nigel.
谢谢 两星期后见 Ta. See you in a fortnight.
我想我们有办法进去了 奈杰尔少爷 I think we might have found our ticket in, Master Nigel.
太棒了 阿利斯泰少爷 Cheers to that, Master Alistair.
走路看着点路 呆瓜们 Watch where you're going, doofuses.
天啊是血 我想吐了 Ugh, blood. I think I'm gonna barf.
别吐啊 Ugh, don't barf.
你一吐我也想吐 That'll make me barf.
抱歉 各位 Sorry, guys.
我一害怕就会流鼻血 I get nosebleeds when I'm scared.
听好了 我们想打听一下 Listen, we need some advice.
这附近哪里最适合要糖果 Where's the best place to trick-or-treat around here?
没错 哪儿的糖果好 Yeah, where's the good candy?
肯定不是这片街区 Uh, definitely not this neighborhood.
这儿要不到整块的糖 No full-size candy bars here.
你们可以去富兰克林大道看看 Uh, you should try Franklin Avenue,
在皇林区那边 over in Royal Woods.
那边能要到好糖果 It's great for candy.
而且那边还有个很棒的闹鬼玉米地迷宫 Plus there's an awesome haunted corn maze.
富兰克林大道吗 我们去看看 Franklin Avenue, eh? We'll check that out.
好啊 我等不及了 Oh, yeah, I can't wait.
把他们打发到你们街区去 干得漂亮 哥们儿 Send them to your street? Nice save, buddy.
你也是 我们好不容易找到了这个街区 You, too. We worked hard to find this neighborhood.
凭什么跟别人分享 Why should we share it?
没错 洛佩兹医生说了 Exactly. Dr. Lopez says
我要多为自己着想 I need to look out for me more.
她真是个好医生 你没白花钱 She's worth every penny you're paying her.
距日落还有七分钟 Seven minutes till sunset.
兄弟姐妹们 集合 差不多该举行 Siblings, assemble! It's almost time for
一年一度的"诡计对阵甜食"仪式了 the annual ritual of deception versus confection.
也就是 不给糖就捣蛋 Street name, trick or treating.
(注: 套用了美国前总统林肯的《葛底斯堡演说》)
八十七块糖以前 Four score and seven pieces of candy ago,
(注: 套用了自由女神像下方刻着的诗句)
把你们那劳苦 贫穷 美味的 Give me your tired, your poor, your delicious treats
渴望进我肚子的糖果们送来吧 yearning to be in my tummy.
虽然充满爱国情怀 但你们这样要不到多少糖果 Hmm, patriotic, but unlikely to generate maximum candy collection.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
我们还准备了美人鱼和海盗的服装 We're also a mermaid and a pirate.
还有盐罐和胡椒罐套装 And salt and pepper shakers.
这样我们就能每家要三次了 This way we can hit each house three times.
就能要到三倍的糖了 That means three times the candy.
基础乘法我还是很懂的 Yes, I am familiar with basic multiplication.
你们的办法很机智 但我的远比你们高明 Your strategy is cute, but mine is far superior.
装扮成袋鼠吗 值得怀疑 Going as a kangaroo? I doubt it.
袋鼠再加袋鼠宝宝 Kangaroo plus baby roo.
没错 Precisely.
这声"啊"会让我的糖果数量呈指数增长 That aww factor will increase my candy revenue exponentially.
最棒的是 她只长了一颗牙 我不用跟她分享 And the best part is, she only has one tooth, so I don't have to share.
振作起来 拉娜 Snap out of it, Lana.
林肯 克莱德 快点出来 Lincoln, Clyde. Get your butts out here.
你们不是要打扮成神勇黑桃A和独眼杰克吗 I thought you guys were going as Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack.
是啊 我们是卧底黑桃A和卧底杰克 Uh, we are. We're Ace and Jack undercover
正在努力侦破失踪烤饼案 trying to crack the case of the missing crumpets.
你们是真心不想要糖了 是吧 Boy, you guys really don't want candy, do you?
是啊 你说得对 Yeah, you're right.
我们今年可能要不到多少糖了 We probably won't get much this year.
好了 咱们去要糖果吧 All right, let's get some candy.
有人看见爸爸了吗 Has anyone seen Dad?
好可怕喔 Everything's scary.
为什么今天到处都那么吓人 I don't know why everything's so scary.
走吧 爸爸 快起来 Let's go, Father. Chop chop.
糖果袋可不会自动满起来 These candy bags won't fill themselves.
不过我最近正在研究一个能自动装满的糖果袋 Though I am working on a prototype which will do exactly that.
抱歉 孩子们 我去不了 Uh, sorry kids. I can't go.
我好像患流感了 也有可能是瘟疫 I think I have the flu. Or the plague.
也有可能抽筋了 Or a charley horse.
你怎么每年都这样 We go through this every year.
我不想去 I don't wanna.
今年你爸爸有点进步了 Your dad's doing better this year.
糖果 糖果 糖果 Candy! Candy! Candy!
糖果 糖果 糖果 糖果 糖果 Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!
嘿 你们俩要去哪儿 Hey, where are you two going?
不去哪儿 今年我们只是想 Nowhere. We, uh, just decided
逆时针绕着街区走 to go through the neighborhood counterclockwise this year.
这可真奇怪 也没意义 Seems like an odd, pointless choice.
就跟你们的服装一样 Much like your costumes.
好好玩吧孩子们 啊 有蜘蛛网 Have fun, boys. Ah, spider web!
这是你衣服上的线头 It's a loose thread on your shirt.
我的衣服破了就没法带你们去要糖了 对吧 Well, I guess I can't trick-or-treat if my shirt's falling apart, right?
想得美 Nice try.
不给糖就捣乱 Trick or treat!
富兰克林大道 找到啦 Franklin Avenue. Hah, score.
天哪 那婴儿面具真吓人 Boy, those baby masks sure are creepy.
没错 但他们不知道真正的好糖果在哪里 Yeah, but little do they know where the real score is.
对吧 兄弟 Right, buddy?
我都等不及告诉洛佩兹医生这件事了 I can't wait to tell Dr. Lopez about this.
可是我该当着大家的面告诉她 还是单独跟她说呢 But should I tell her in group, or wait for our one-on-one?
当然是在大家面前啊 说不定你会启发别人呢 Definitely group. You might inspire someone.
好了 大家各就各位 Okay, everyone. Places.
怎么样 How's that?
还不够逼真 我觉得应该再少一条胳膊 Not quite there. I think we need to lose a limb.
不要啊 露西 No, Lucy! No!
拿去 琳恩 别忘了你的电锯 Here, Lynn. Don't forget your chainsaw.
再加点血 就可以了 A little homemade blood and you're good to go.
你可真专业 宝贝 You're a real pro, honey.
我早就应该让你做这个的 I should have let you do this years ago.
没关系 老妈 That's okay, Mom.
我很开心终于能有表现机会了 I'm just glad to finally get my chance.
我好激动 感到兴奋难耐 I'm so thrilled, I can barely contain myself.
我知道 亲爱的 我能从你脸上看出来 I know, honey, I can see it all over your face.
我是真的想吸你的血 I literally want to suck your blood.
好像还少了点什么 Missing something.
牙牙 过来 Fangs, here.
如果你想弄得更逼真 If you want to make it more authentic,
我可以让他咬你的脖子 he could bite your neck.
不 我是说 不用了 No! I mean, this is fine.
稍等 卢安 Hang on, Luan.
你的怪物还需要多加几条缝线 Your monster needs more stitches.
这下"缝"多了 That's sew much better.
-懂没 -迷宫里禁止说双关 - Get it? - No puns in the maze.
看起来不错 兰妮 不过别忘了这个 Looks great, Leni. But don't forget this.
为什么我的脸色这么苍白 Why do I have to look so pale?
你刚刚被砍头了 You've just been decapitated.
我还是想加点腮红 Well, I'd still put on some blush.
准备好了吗 黑暗的女主人啊 Ready to rock, oh, Mistress of the Dark.
降低一个八度 用D小调来弹 Drop down an octave and try it in D minor.
这个音调最吓人 That's the spookiest key.
好了 各位 Okay, guys.
劳德家闹鬼版玉米地迷宫正式开放 The Loud family haunted corn maze is officially open.
各位 准备好开始尖叫吧 Let's bring on the screams, people.
参观几所公寓 吃点可口甜点 Fancy visiting a few flats and loading up on some proper sweets?
你没看我给你的《英国研究指南》吗 Didn't you read the British study guide I sent you?
抱歉 我就看了前十页 Sorry, I only got through the first ten pages.
奈杰尔少爷 阿利斯泰少爷 Master Nigel. Master Alistair.
我还以为你们在英国呢 I thought you were in England.
我们本来已经到英国了 We got all the way over there,
然后我们想起来忘记喂奈杰尔的鱼了 and then we realized we forgot to feed Nigel's fish.
于是我们就立刻飞回来了 就是这么简单 So we flew back straight away, and Bob's your uncle.
我们先走了 Well, ta ta.
别急着走 孩子们 Not so fast, boys.
-下次打电话给我 我可以帮你们喂鱼 -谢谢 - Next time, call me and I can feed your fish. - Thanks.
债见 老爷爷 Well, shredded wheat, old boy.
是"再见" It's "Cheerio."
我们已经捣蛋完了 现在该去要糖果了 We're done with the tricks. Now for the treats.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
你们俩真的好萌 Oh, aren't you two adorable?
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
好可爱 So cute.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
-这身装扮真好看 -谢谢 - Great costumes. - Thank you.
看见了没 And that is how it's done.
我们在一家要了六份糖果 One house, six pieces of candy.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
是袋鼠 真可爱 How sweet. A kangaroo.
还有袋鼠宝宝 And a baby roo.
谢谢 Thank you.
在一家要了八十七颗糖果 Ha. One house, 87 pieces of candy.
我被鬼碰了 A ghost just touched me!
-老爸醒醒 -别担心 姐妹们 - Daddy, wake up. - Never fear, siblings.
我早就料到会这样 已经有所准备了 I have prepared for this eventuality.
真是大丰收啊 What a haul.
也许我们应该拿去你家 Maybe we should take it to your house,
因为我家姐妹们肯定会抢着要 because my sisters will pounce on it.
要是拿去我家的话 Well, if we take it to my house,
我的爸爸们肯定会把糖锁起来 每周只让我吃三盎司 my dads will lock it up and only let me have three ounces a week.
我们需要再想个计划 We need a plan C.
我们的努力得到回报了 克莱德 Our hard work paid off, Clyde.
这真是史上最棒的万圣节 Best Halloween ever.
对有些人来说好像不是这样 Well, maybe not for everyone.
各位 怎么回事 街上怎么一片凄凉 Guys, what's going on? Why are the streets deserted,
你为什么要拆除迷宫 and why are you taking down your maze?
根本没人来 我的努力都白费了 Nobody showed up. All my work for nothing.
一声尖叫也没听到 唉 Not a single scream. Sigh.
没人来 为啥呀 Nobody showed up? Why not?
因为有两个大块头恶霸来了 把一切都毁了 Because two big stinkers came along and ruined everything.
是啊 他们在树上挂满了卫生纸 Yeah, they TP'd all the trees
还摔碎了所有南瓜灯 and smashed all the Jack-o'-lanterns.
最可恶的是 他们把大家的糖果偷走了 And worst of all, they stole everybody's candy.
根据我拿到的糖果数量来看 And with the amount of candy I had,
他们这简直就是严重的盗窃行为 we're talking grand larceny.
两个大块头恶霸 Two big stinkers?
应该不是我们叫过来的那两个人吧 You don't think it was the guys we told to come here, do you?
不可能 克莱德 我们这附近有 No way, Clyde. There's plenty of big stinkers
-很多大块头恶霸 -也对 - in our neighborhood. - True.
我永远都忘不了他们那愚蠢的大笑 I'll never shake the sound of their big, dumb laughs.
等等 他们的笑声不就是这样的吗 Wait, didn't those guys have big, dumb laughs?
-克莱德 很多人都是这样笑的 -也对 - Clyde, plenty of people have big, dumb laughs. - True.
我永远也忘不了他们那诡异的娃娃脸面具 And I'll never forget those creepy, baby-faced masks.
-等会儿 他们不就 -克莱德 肯定就是他们了 - Wait, didn't those guys-- - Okay, Clyde, it was them.
万圣前夜 All Hallows' Eve--
也叫万圣节 彻底泡汤了 street name Halloween-- is clearly ruined.
这都要怪咱俩 克莱德 This is all our fault, Clyde.
是我们让他俩来这儿的 We led those stinkers right to my street.
我们毁了万圣节 We ruined Halloween.
为什么洛佩兹医生没有告诉我要注意陷阱 Why didn't Dr. Lopez tell me the pitfalls of looking out for me?
我们得解决这件事 克莱德 We gotta fix this, Clyde.
我赞成 不过要怎么做 I'm with you. But how?
我们没法让南瓜灯恢复原状 Well, we can't un-smash the Jack-o'-lanterns,
现在再叫人们来走迷宫 也太迟了 and it's too late to get people to come to the maze.
但是我们能把大家的糖果夺回来 But we can get everybody's candy back.
从那两个可以空手把我们拧成麻花儿 From those two big scary guys who could twist us into human pretzels
再拿去蘸酱吃的可怕大家伙手里抢糖果吗 and dip us in a sauce of their choosing?
-我们还有得选吗 -你说得对 - What choice do we have? - I guess you're right.
我希望起码蘸的是蜂蜜芥末酱 I hope at least it's honey mustard.
首先 我们要找到他们两个 First, we gotta find those guys.
但这并非易事 But it won't be easy.
我们都不知道该从哪儿开始找起 We don't even know where to start looking.
不如跟着糖果包装纸的踪迹吧 How about that trail of candy wrappers?
应该行得通 That should work.
不好 踪迹飞走啦 No, our trail!
我们现在该怎么办 What are we gonna do now?
他们那愚蠢的大笑 The big, dumb laughs!
这玩意儿真不错 兄弟 Pretty awesome booty, bro.
(注:booty既有"战利品"又有"臀部"的意思)
谢了 老兄 我一直都有在练深蹲 Thanks, bro. I've been doing squats.
-没说你 我说的是糖果 -对哦 -Not you. The candy. - Oh, right.
我都不知道哪个更恶劣了 是偷窃还是乱扔垃圾 I don't know which is worse-- the stealing or the littering.
我们得想个计划 We need a plan.
有了 我们可以训练几只松鼠去袭击他们 I know. We train some squirrels to go in and attack them.
等他们得了狂犬病 我们就可以趁机拿走糖果 While they're busy getting rabies, we grab the candy.
我也想利用野生动物 I like the wildlife approach,
不过我想的是弄只海狸来把树给啃倒 but I was thinking we'd get a beaver to chew down the tree.
或者我们可以对他们进行催眠 让他们都睡着 Or we could hypnotize those guys so they fall asleep.
或者在这基础上 Or building off of that,
我来播放爸爸在我手机上存的摇篮曲让他们入睡 I put them to sleep by playing the lullabies my dads put on my phone.
当然啦 我得戴上耳塞免得自己睡着 Of course, I'd have to put in ear plugs so I don't fall asleep.
我糖果吃太多了 I ate too much candy.
你最好别吐 不然我就会跟着吐 Aww, you better not puke, 'cause that'll make me puke.
我觉得我要昏过去了 I think I'm just gonna pass out.
兄弟 要是你昏过去了 那我也会 Aww, dude, if you pass out, then I'll--
看来都不用我们动手了 I think they just made a plan for us.
-什么意思 -嘘 - What? - Shh.
对不起 我刚才戴着耳塞 Sorry, I had my ear plugs in.
林肯 别那么用力呼吸 你让我的眼镜片起雾了 Lincoln, stop breathing so hard. You're fogging up my glasses.
克莱德 我在下面 Clyde, I'm down here.
我猜他们是把垃圾当蘸酱了 I guess the dipping sauce of their choosing was garbage.
折腾了一番 我又有食欲了 All this butt kicking has worked up my appetite.
我们去把糖果给消灭了吧 Let's go finish off the candy.
你们两个呆瓜 明年万圣节见 We'll see you doofuses next Halloween.
回去告诉你们邻居别再买黑巧克力了 And tell your neighbors no more dark chocolate.
因为我们喜欢牛奶巧克力 We're milk chocolate guys.
克莱德 我们不能让这俩家伙毁了大家以后的万圣节 Clyde, we can't let these guys ruin everybody's future Halloweens.
我知道 但是我们要怎么做 I know, but what are we gonna do?
下回他们会把我们揍成蒜香坚果的 Next time they might twist us into garlic nuts.
要不就是法国煎饼 Or French crullers.
克莱德 你又要失控了 Clyde, you're spiraling.
我知道 我现在最好做个深呼吸 免得流鼻血 I know. I'd better do my deep breathing before I get a nosebleed.
吸气 呼气 Inhale one, exhale two.
慢着 流鼻血 Wait a minute. Nosebleed.
克莱德 你记不记得我们第一次遇到他俩的时候 Clyde, do you remember the first time we ran into them?
走路看着点路 呆瓜们 Watch where you're going, doofuses.
天啊是血 我想吐了 Blood. I think I'm gonna barf.
别吐啊 你一吐我也想吐 Don't barf. That'll make me barf.
我知道你在想什么了 I see where you're going, there.
就是血 血是他们的弱点 Blood. That's their one weakness.
没错 而且我知道去哪里能弄到很多血 Exactly. And I know where there's plenty of it.
好吧 我现在就开始想洛丽 Okay. I'll start thinking of Lori.
不不 克莱德 不是你的血 No, no, Clyde. Not you.
你找我 You rang?
露西 想不想让你的迷宫派上用场呀 Lucy, how would you like to have your haunted maze after all?
你没事吧 兄弟 You okay, buddy?
说实话 我都快吓傻了 但是一位伟人曾说过 To be honest, I'm scared out of my mind. But as a great man once said,
"我们绝不会投降或失败 我们要坚持到最后" "We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end."
是温斯顿·丘吉尔说的 研究指南上有写 Winston Churchill. It was in the study guide.
抱歉 要是我们逃过这一劫 我肯定会把剩下的给读完 Sorry. If we survive this, I'll read the rest of it.
好了 开始行动吧 Well, here we go.
要我说 阿利斯泰老伙计 I say, Alistair old chap,
我们今晚真的收获了好多糖果呀 we certainly had a smashing success with the sweets tonight.
的确 我们真的是选了个好人家 Indeed. And what a selection.
那么多牛奶巧克力 All milk chocolate.
兄弟 你听见没 更多的糖果 Bro, did you hear that? More candy.
我真的吃不下更多糖果了 There's no way I could eat more candy.
-这笑话不错 -我知道 - Good one. - I know.
抓住他们 Let's get 'em.
我胃抽筋了 Ugh, stomach cramps.
不要啊 你要是胃疼我也会胃疼 Oh, man. If you get a cramp, I'll get a cramp.
好像甩掉他们了 I think we're losing them.
慢着 我们不能甩掉他们 Oh, wait. We don't wanna lose them.
我们来原地踏步吧 Let's just jog in place.
-我没事了 -开跑 - I'm okay. - Go.
他们跑不掉了 They're ours now.
成功了 我们把他们引进来了 It worked. We got them in here.
温斯顿·丘吉尔曾经说过 As Winston Churchill once said,
"永远 永远 永远不能放弃" "Never, never, never give up."
我觉得对不起你 I felt bad,
所以原地踏步时候 我瞟了一眼研究指南 so while we were jogging in place, I glanced at the study guide.
这里面好黑啊 It's really dark in here.
爷们儿点 我想要糖 Man up, bro. I want that candy.
什么声音 What's that?
当劳德家的宅子被夜幕笼罩 When darkness falls on the house of Loud,
恐惧降临在每个角落 around every turn, new terror abounds.
别被它们冲昏了头脑 You don't want to lose your head.
你尽可以跑 却永远逃不掉 You can run but you can't hide
他们知道活人的味道更好 They know that you taste better alive
许久未进食的怪物们 I don't think that they've been fed
早已饥肠辘辘 In a long, long time
每一个角落 每一扇门后 Every corner, every door
小心点 他们可不是吃素的家伙 Watch out, they ain't herbivores
骇人的食尸鬼渴求着鲜血 不好意思 Ghastly ghouls out for blood, sorry bud
你被耍了 You got tricked
摇滚和恶作剧齐聚在阴森的拐角 You got punked and pranked with a spooky twist
我劝你在被吓尿裤子之前赶紧跑 Before you wet your pants, better get out quick
被耍 被耍 被耍 Tricked, tricked, tricked
你被耍了 You got tricked
当心獠牙和带血的裘皮装 Beware of fangs and bloody fur
还有劳德家的电锯杀人狂 A Loud house chainsaw massacre
逃出迷宫注定无法实现 There's no chance that you'll get out
幽灵为你们写下悼词 Ghosts writing your eulogy
脚下头颅遍地滚 Heads are rolling literally
恶霸被吓得想回家找妈妈 So who needs their mommy now?
被吓破的胆子洒遍了第四走廊 Spilling guts on the floor clean up on aisle four
怎么这么早就逃之夭夭 不好意思 Why you running off so soon? Sorry dude
你被耍了 You got tricked
摇滚和恶作剧齐聚在阴森的拐角 You got punked and pranked with a spooky twist
我劝你在被吓尿裤子之前赶紧跑 Before you wet your pants better get out quick
被耍 被耍 被耍 Tricked, tricked, tricked
你被耍了 You got tricked
你们今晚所犯下的罪行 The crimes you have committed this night
必定要遭到报应 你们要自食恶果 shan't go unpunished. You reap what you sow.
-血 -我要吐了 - Blood! - I'm gonna puke.
你一吐我也想吐了 If you're gonna puke, I'm gonna puke.
我们再也不会来这个鬼地方了 We're not coming back here again.
你被耍了 You got tricked
帅炸了 That was awesome!
刚才真的好爽啊 That was so awesome.
谢谢大家 咱们真是好好教训了那两个恶霸一顿 Thanks, guys. I think we taught those two big stinkers a lesson.
不 应该是我谢谢你把他们带过来 No, thank you for bringing them here.
你给了我最棒的万圣节 You totally made my Halloween.
我从来都没有这么开心过 I've never been happier.
相信我 她现在可开心了 Trust me, she's happy.
希望明年会有更多人来你的迷宫玩 Hopefully next year your maze will have more than two customers.
看样子不用等到明年了 Looks like we won't have to wait till next year.
各就各位 Places, everyone.
看来咱俩的确挽救了万圣节 克莱德 I guess we did save Halloween, Clyde.
可惜大家都没拿到糖果 But too bad nobody got any candy.
你是不是跟我想到一块去了 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
走 去拿铲子吧 Let's go get our shovels.
-不给糖就捣蛋 -给你 - Trick or treat. - Here you go.
-不给糖就捣蛋 -给你 - Trick or treat. - And here you go.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
整块的糖果条 Full-size candy bars?
不是吧 No way!
你们是在哪儿弄到这么华丽的样本的 Where did you acquire these magnificent specimens?
说来话长 这么说吧 等到明年万圣节 It's a long story. Let's just say next Halloween,
我们带你们去一个好地方玩"不给糖就捣蛋" we have a great place to take you guys trick-or-treating.
你们只要学个英国口音就行 You'll just need a British accent.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
想得美 Nice try.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
-每个人都发了 -太好了 - That's everybody. - Great.
那剩下的糖果就都归我们了 And the rest of the candy bars are all ours.
这个嘛 其实就剩一块了 Well, there's actually just this one.
那也没事 发糖和要糖一样有意思 That's all right. Giving them out was just as fun as getting them.
-一人一半 -好 - Splitsies? - Sure.
谢谢你 林肯灯 万圣节快乐 Thanks, Jack O'Lincoln. Happy Halloween.
万圣节快乐 科学怪人麦克布莱德 Happy Halloween, McBride of Frankenstein.
谢天谢地 终于结束了 Thank goodness it's over.
什么声音 What was that?
我讨厌万圣节 I hate Halloween!
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