1 00:00:04,696 --> 00:00:07,446 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:14,450 - As you know this is a summer camp, 3 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:16,613 a run-down summer camp. 4 00:00:16,613 --> 00:00:19,530 Now the function of summer camps is to give young people 5 00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:22,869 the opportunity to experience outdoor living. 6 00:00:22,869 --> 00:00:26,456 The main function of this summer camp is to make money. 7 00:00:26,456 --> 00:00:28,673 Now if you took a good look around you will observe 8 00:00:28,673 --> 00:00:31,673 that there are no young people here. 9 00:00:32,519 --> 00:00:35,453 The Camp Malibu is in trouble. 10 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:36,924 - You mean they're gonna close down the camp? 11 00:00:36,924 --> 00:00:39,952 - No no no no, not unless I have to. 12 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:43,052 But I have a plan, and I need everybody's help. 13 00:00:43,052 --> 00:00:46,636 I have here a list of influential past alumni, 14 00:00:46,636 --> 00:00:48,421 I'm gonna invite these kids up here 15 00:00:48,421 --> 00:00:51,489 for a weekend reunion, at our expense. 16 00:00:51,489 --> 00:00:52,834 - That's your plan? 17 00:00:52,834 --> 00:00:53,667 I don't get it. 18 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:55,968 - I do and I think it sucks. 19 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:58,106 - It's very simple Dr. Fox. 20 00:00:58,106 --> 00:01:00,514 While they're here, we give 'em a big sob story 21 00:01:00,514 --> 00:01:02,810 about the condition of the camp, 22 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:04,280 you know, really lay it on. 23 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,765 Tell 'em without their help the camp will fold. 24 00:01:06,765 --> 00:01:09,336 We really need their family's financial sup-- 25 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:11,104 - I don't think the kids are gonna fall for it. 26 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,231 - Sure they will because that's part of the plan, 27 00:01:13,231 --> 00:01:15,844 we make it fun, competitive, women's lib, 28 00:01:15,844 --> 00:01:18,433 boys against the girls, whoever does 29 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:19,883 the best job will win a prize. 30 00:01:19,883 --> 00:01:20,970 - What kind of prizes? 31 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:22,965 - Ah, a certificate of achievement. 32 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:24,625 - Be careful, that's liable to break you. 33 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:27,163 - Let me congratulate you on your brilliant, 34 00:01:27,163 --> 00:01:29,181 but larcenous plan, Herman. 35 00:01:29,181 --> 00:01:31,271 - Thank you doctor. 36 00:01:31,271 --> 00:01:35,438 Now everybody, let's get to work and save Camp Malibu! 37 00:01:39,284 --> 00:01:41,096 - [All] Yah, yeah, yeah... 38 00:01:41,096 --> 00:01:43,679 (lively music) 39 00:01:54,672 --> 00:01:58,061 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 40 00:01:58,061 --> 00:02:02,751 ♫ Where the days are short and the nights are fast 41 00:02:02,751 --> 00:02:06,191 ♫ Memories dance of sweet romance 42 00:02:06,191 --> 00:02:10,980 ♫ And the very first taste of love 43 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:15,020 ♫ Everybody come to have a good time 44 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:19,023 ♫ Everybody come to have a ball 45 00:02:19,023 --> 00:02:22,728 ♫ All the things we love and all the truths we find 46 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:26,733 ♫ Hardly ever raised a (mumbles) 47 00:02:26,733 --> 00:02:30,090 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 48 00:02:30,090 --> 00:02:34,808 ♫ You know a child came in and a young man left 49 00:02:34,808 --> 00:02:38,274 ♫ Fantasies dance, of sweet romance 50 00:02:38,274 --> 00:02:42,993 ♫ And the bittersweet taste of love 51 00:02:42,993 --> 00:02:47,041 ♫ Everybody come to have a good time 52 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:51,020 ♫ Everybody come to have a ball 53 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:54,720 ♫ And the things we love and all the truths we find 54 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:58,553 ♫ Hardly ever mattered at all 55 00:03:02,924 --> 00:03:03,841 - Geronimo! 56 00:03:04,693 --> 00:03:06,943 (grunting) 57 00:03:17,704 --> 00:03:21,651 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 58 00:03:21,651 --> 00:03:25,636 ♫ Summer Camp, oh, oh 59 00:03:25,636 --> 00:03:29,666 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 60 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:32,833 ♫ Summer Camp, oh, oh 61 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,213 ♫ Summer Camp 62 00:03:37,432 --> 00:03:39,849 (chattering) 63 00:03:42,313 --> 00:03:43,563 - Sandy! - Gail! 64 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:48,300 - Hey hey yeah. 65 00:03:50,393 --> 00:03:55,064 (grunting) (tires screeching) 66 00:03:55,064 --> 00:03:58,264 (engine revving) 67 00:03:58,264 --> 00:04:00,528 (car horn beeping) 68 00:04:00,528 --> 00:04:02,995 (girl screaming) 69 00:04:02,995 --> 00:04:05,914 - (mumbles) kill me! - Jeez! 70 00:04:05,914 --> 00:04:08,497 (lively music) 71 00:04:21,891 --> 00:04:26,239 - Welcome kind sir to the Beverly Hills Hotel! 72 00:04:26,239 --> 00:04:27,710 - Thank you kind sir! 73 00:04:27,710 --> 00:04:30,788 Now could you direct me to the nearest (mumbles). 74 00:04:30,788 --> 00:04:33,636 - Place looks like a refugee camp. 75 00:04:33,636 --> 00:04:37,136 - Speaking of refugees, look at those two. 76 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:41,385 - Jenny Thong? 77 00:04:41,385 --> 00:04:43,119 - Yeah, you're in cabin number two. 78 00:04:43,119 --> 00:04:44,445 - Thanks. 79 00:04:44,445 --> 00:04:47,122 - You're Horse, right? - Gable, Clark. 80 00:04:47,122 --> 00:04:48,539 - Uh, well, four. 81 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:54,050 - Jerry Walker. - Okay, cabin number two. 82 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:56,633 (lively music) 83 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:09,514 - [Girl] I'll call you when I need you. 84 00:05:09,514 --> 00:05:11,939 - Don't I even get a kiss? 85 00:05:11,939 --> 00:05:13,439 - Yeah I guess so. 86 00:05:15,277 --> 00:05:17,123 - There you are you little tramp. 87 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:18,484 Will you get your ass in the kitchen, 88 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,222 I have a lot of cooking to do. 89 00:05:20,222 --> 00:05:23,034 - You call it cooking, I call it revolting. 90 00:05:23,034 --> 00:05:25,517 - Would you get up, and into that kitchen 91 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:27,650 before I flatten you like a pancake? 92 00:05:27,650 --> 00:05:30,597 - Ah yes, one of your specialties, Frisbees. 93 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:31,430 - Come on! 94 00:05:33,155 --> 00:05:35,110 - Hi, I'm the camp doctor. 95 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:36,763 - Thank you. - Cindi Curtis. 96 00:05:36,763 --> 00:05:38,278 - [Counselor] Oh, welcome back Cindi. 97 00:05:38,278 --> 00:05:40,246 - Hi, good to see you again! 98 00:05:40,246 --> 00:05:42,546 - Hi! - Welcome back to Camp Malibu! 99 00:05:42,546 --> 00:05:45,316 (chuckling) - Hi! 100 00:05:45,316 --> 00:05:47,445 Oh, all right. - Hey Herman, Herman, Herman! 101 00:05:47,445 --> 00:05:48,913 There's a strange character over there, 102 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,609 I've never seen him before. 103 00:05:50,609 --> 00:05:51,740 I don't know what he wants. 104 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:53,743 - You take care of this honey. 105 00:05:53,743 --> 00:05:55,327 - [Honey] Well hello! 106 00:05:55,327 --> 00:05:57,631 - All right, hello there, I'm Herman Samuels, 107 00:05:57,631 --> 00:05:58,955 can I help you with anything? 108 00:05:58,955 --> 00:06:00,640 - Uh no, no thank you. 109 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,557 - All right then just what the hell are you doing? 110 00:06:02,557 --> 00:06:05,140 - Oh me, looking, just looking. 111 00:06:06,049 --> 00:06:08,043 - Looking, looking for what? 112 00:06:08,043 --> 00:06:11,031 - Oh, you know, gold, silver, molybdenum, 113 00:06:11,031 --> 00:06:12,322 possibly even oil. 114 00:06:12,322 --> 00:06:13,378 - You mean here? 115 00:06:13,378 --> 00:06:14,901 - Uh-huh, maybe, maybe not. 116 00:06:14,901 --> 00:06:16,853 One never knows. 117 00:06:16,853 --> 00:06:18,918 - Just who or what are you? 118 00:06:18,918 --> 00:06:21,085 - Oh me, I am a geologist. 119 00:06:22,275 --> 00:06:24,942 - Well, look here Mr. Geologist, 120 00:06:26,223 --> 00:06:29,233 this is my property, so if you should find anything 121 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:31,545 you let me know, I'll even give you 10%. 122 00:06:31,545 --> 00:06:33,242 - Make it 40. - Twen, 20. 123 00:06:33,242 --> 00:06:34,392 - 60. - 50. 124 00:06:34,392 --> 00:06:35,392 - Thank you. 125 00:06:37,884 --> 00:06:39,704 - [Man] Hi it's good to see you again. 126 00:06:39,704 --> 00:06:42,871 - Steve, same here. - Matt, yeah, yeah. 127 00:06:43,824 --> 00:06:45,721 Hi, it's Horse, right? 128 00:06:45,721 --> 00:06:47,804 - Uh, Haley, Haley Mills. 129 00:06:52,652 --> 00:06:54,485 - You're Jerry, right? 130 00:06:56,825 --> 00:06:58,951 What you got there? - Nothing. 131 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,469 - Doesn't look like nothing to me. 132 00:07:00,469 --> 00:07:02,058 - Cool it, nobody knows and that's the way 133 00:07:02,058 --> 00:07:03,371 I want to keep it. 134 00:07:03,371 --> 00:07:04,204 Partners? 135 00:07:05,455 --> 00:07:06,679 - Partners. 136 00:07:06,679 --> 00:07:08,101 - Uh-oh the head honchos! 137 00:07:08,101 --> 00:07:11,791 - [Boys] Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump... 138 00:07:11,791 --> 00:07:13,541 - [Horse] Buda-da-da! 139 00:07:15,032 --> 00:07:17,026 - I'll keep him away don't worry about it. 140 00:07:17,026 --> 00:07:18,027 (Horse whistling) 141 00:07:18,027 --> 00:07:19,848 - Hello Mr. Samuels! - Fucking Horse. 142 00:07:19,848 --> 00:07:20,681 - [Horse] Tidal wave. 143 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:22,317 - Call me Herman, Matt! 144 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,115 Glad you decided to come up. 145 00:07:24,115 --> 00:07:27,940 We hope that joining our team here's in your future plans. 146 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:30,069 - Uh, speaking of my future plans, I-- 147 00:07:30,069 --> 00:07:31,589 - Aren't you in school? 148 00:07:31,589 --> 00:07:34,737 - Yeah, I'm registered and enrolled and everything, 149 00:07:34,737 --> 00:07:37,362 I'm just not really sure what I'm gonna do about... 150 00:07:37,362 --> 00:07:39,116 - [Herman] About what? 151 00:07:39,116 --> 00:07:40,349 - [Matt] Well I've never really been able 152 00:07:40,349 --> 00:07:42,165 to talk about this. 153 00:07:42,165 --> 00:07:44,072 I don't know why, I know it sounds silly, 154 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:48,029 but for some reason Herman, I feel I can talk to you. 155 00:07:48,029 --> 00:07:52,029 - [Herman] Well I'm glad you feel that way Matt. 156 00:07:52,896 --> 00:07:54,408 - Well the fact is, I just really don't know 157 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:56,456 what to do with my life, I mean, 158 00:07:56,456 --> 00:07:59,199 the path seems so well laid out. 159 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:02,913 College, law school, job waiting, family, 160 00:08:02,913 --> 00:08:04,757 marriage, senility. 161 00:08:04,757 --> 00:08:06,097 - [Herman] What do you really want? 162 00:08:06,097 --> 00:08:09,097 - Well that's just it, I don't know. 163 00:08:10,188 --> 00:08:13,062 I mean I could get a job, I could travel, 164 00:08:13,062 --> 00:08:15,637 I could bum around Europe, the United States. 165 00:08:15,637 --> 00:08:17,715 Hell I could even join the Navy or the Army. 166 00:08:17,715 --> 00:08:19,344 I just don't know. 167 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:21,970 - Well, you seem like a bright young man, 168 00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:25,261 I'm sure that whatever you decide will be the right thing. 169 00:08:25,261 --> 00:08:26,511 - Thanks a lot. 170 00:08:29,124 --> 00:08:31,874 (pleasant music) 171 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:49,509 - I just can't get over how much she's changed. 172 00:08:49,509 --> 00:08:52,525 - Kim, yeah, she's changed all right. 173 00:08:52,525 --> 00:08:55,133 And I have a feeling it means trouble. 174 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:57,238 - I'd give anything to look like that. 175 00:08:57,238 --> 00:08:59,564 - All right girls! 176 00:08:59,564 --> 00:09:02,058 I just want to explain a few things to you. 177 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:04,650 First, as some of you are still underage, 178 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:06,795 and I am still responsible for you, 179 00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:10,759 there will be no boys, or men, in this cabin, understood? 180 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,391 (groaning) - Oh wow. 181 00:09:12,391 --> 00:09:16,960 - Second, you will be in your beds, alone, by lights-out. 182 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,307 (chuckling) - Does that mean we can't 183 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:21,341 even fool around with each other? 184 00:09:21,341 --> 00:09:25,432 - And last, you will keep this cabin neat. 185 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:28,148 There is no maid here, and this especially means 186 00:09:28,148 --> 00:09:29,708 the bathroom, okay? 187 00:09:29,708 --> 00:09:32,409 Be very careful how you dispose of things. 188 00:09:32,409 --> 00:09:34,245 - What does she mean, Cindi? 189 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:37,096 - Kotex. - Any other questions? 190 00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:39,742 - Yeah, do we get milk and cookies 191 00:09:39,742 --> 00:09:41,280 before you tuck us in? 192 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,435 - Real cute Kim. 193 00:09:43,435 --> 00:09:44,435 As you were. 194 00:09:46,992 --> 00:09:49,744 - Boy she hasn't changed much in 10 years. 195 00:09:49,744 --> 00:09:52,054 - But we have, that's the problem. 196 00:09:52,054 --> 00:09:53,584 - Yeah will I came up here to have fun, 197 00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:56,036 and no biddy's gonna stand in my way. 198 00:09:56,036 --> 00:09:57,921 - We're all up here to have fun. 199 00:09:57,921 --> 00:10:00,368 Well she's only trying to do her job. 200 00:10:00,368 --> 00:10:02,071 - Yeah, well I don't know about you people, 201 00:10:02,071 --> 00:10:04,933 but I'm not about to stay cooped up in this hen house. 202 00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:05,945 Ciao. 203 00:10:05,945 --> 00:10:09,778 (imitating chickens clucking) 204 00:10:12,406 --> 00:10:14,550 - I assume this is my bed. 205 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:16,496 - Yours and a bed bag. 206 00:10:16,496 --> 00:10:18,230 - Very funny. 207 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:20,998 - That's exactly what they said about you. 208 00:10:20,998 --> 00:10:22,463 - Fuck all you guys! 209 00:10:22,463 --> 00:10:24,016 - I'm first. - I'll be second! 210 00:10:24,016 --> 00:10:26,287 - [Jerry] Come on on that's enough, Jesus! 211 00:10:26,287 --> 00:10:28,367 - I don't understand, the guy doesn't want to be here, 212 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:29,752 what is he doing here? 213 00:10:29,752 --> 00:10:31,113 - Maybe he's into self abuse. 214 00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:32,461 - Isn't that when you get hair on your palms? 215 00:10:32,461 --> 00:10:34,764 - That could be it, we're gonna check his palms for stubble, 216 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,205 it could be contagious! 217 00:10:37,205 --> 00:10:38,219 - Leave me alone! 218 00:10:38,219 --> 00:10:39,676 I never wanted to come here ever! 219 00:10:39,676 --> 00:10:41,027 They made me! 220 00:10:41,027 --> 00:10:43,492 - Now I understand, they made him. 221 00:10:43,492 --> 00:10:44,659 They made him! 222 00:10:45,968 --> 00:10:49,641 Ah well they didn't do a very good job! 223 00:10:49,641 --> 00:10:53,230 - Why don't you shut up, you fruit! 224 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:56,551 - What did you call me? - You heard me. 225 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:57,384 (grunting) 226 00:10:57,384 --> 00:11:00,062 - I ought to put this where the sun don't shine! 227 00:11:00,062 --> 00:11:01,145 Nome, Alaska! 228 00:11:02,074 --> 00:11:05,823 (grunting) (shouting) 229 00:11:05,823 --> 00:11:08,818 Civilians out of the way, ya, ya, ya, 230 00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:09,776 ya, ya! - All right all right 231 00:11:09,776 --> 00:11:12,960 what is going on, what is this? 232 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,043 - Why it's a giant dildo. 233 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:18,080 - Who does this belong to? 234 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,051 - A giant, she lives right 235 00:11:19,051 --> 00:11:21,775 over there! - It's mine! 236 00:11:21,775 --> 00:11:23,793 - All right guys will you cool it, okay? 237 00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:25,589 Will you just cool it! 238 00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:26,422 - Hey! 239 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,281 Well... - Guys, is this 240 00:11:28,281 --> 00:11:29,504 the right place? 241 00:11:29,504 --> 00:11:31,455 - AJ Parnelli asshole, how are 'ya? 242 00:11:31,455 --> 00:11:32,684 How's the van, sweet-o? 243 00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:36,238 - Oh it is fine and I am ready for acti-one! 244 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:40,318 - For acti-one you've come to the wrong spot. 245 00:11:40,318 --> 00:11:44,093 Your bed Master Mike, the very last one, 246 00:11:44,093 --> 00:11:48,287 you'll be sleeping on top of Sir Gerald, the jack off. 247 00:11:48,287 --> 00:11:51,070 - [Others] They made him come here! 248 00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:52,894 - Fuck all of you! 249 00:11:52,894 --> 00:11:54,547 - Ha, horny son of a bitches. 250 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,430 (chuckling) 251 00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:56,994 - You guys wouldn't believe what happened 252 00:11:56,994 --> 00:11:58,206 to me on the way up here. 253 00:11:58,206 --> 00:11:59,665 - Yeah, try us. 254 00:11:59,665 --> 00:12:02,303 - Well I picked up this real looker of a hitchhiker, 255 00:12:02,303 --> 00:12:03,886 I mean real looker! 256 00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:07,313 She had a pair on her that would kill (mumbles)! 257 00:12:07,313 --> 00:12:10,199 Anyway she gets in, and I'm riding along 258 00:12:10,199 --> 00:12:11,810 minding my own business, 259 00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:14,537 and all of a sudden I look over and bingo! 260 00:12:14,537 --> 00:12:16,990 She's completely naked! 261 00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:19,657 - Oh! - Oh she was a real nympho! 262 00:12:20,877 --> 00:12:23,710 (water splashing) 263 00:12:27,474 --> 00:12:30,308 - What are you doing? - Watching you. 264 00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:32,370 - [Swimmer] What for? 265 00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:35,455 - I think you're very sexy, that's what for. 266 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,288 - Oh shit! 267 00:12:39,935 --> 00:12:42,144 I was hoping this wouldn't be one of those weekends. 268 00:12:42,144 --> 00:12:43,865 - I don't understand. 269 00:12:43,865 --> 00:12:45,170 - Well every so often we get a group 270 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:46,430 of girls up here and all they want 271 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,623 to do is ball the lifeguard. 272 00:12:48,623 --> 00:12:50,367 It's getting to be a joke. 273 00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:53,034 - I can assure you it's no joke. 274 00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:58,905 - I hope whoever is responsible for this is satisfied! 275 00:12:58,905 --> 00:13:00,404 (water splashing) Did someone think to 276 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,553 go get George? 277 00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:02,672 No of course not. 278 00:13:02,672 --> 00:13:04,279 I'd appreciate you two volunteering, 279 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:06,579 hurry up before it gets worse, go on! 280 00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:08,874 Go on, go on! - All right, all right! 281 00:13:08,874 --> 00:13:11,374 (tense music) 282 00:13:12,301 --> 00:13:13,654 - I hope we don't get caught! 283 00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:14,904 - Chicken? - No. 284 00:13:26,808 --> 00:13:28,233 - Hey guys, have you seen George? 285 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:29,338 - No. 286 00:13:29,338 --> 00:13:30,774 - Gee what a coincidence. 287 00:13:30,774 --> 00:13:33,293 Matt here was just talking about you two. 288 00:13:33,293 --> 00:13:34,725 - I bet. - Hey, you don't 289 00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:37,693 have to believe me, ask him. 290 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,112 - Yeah that's right, I was just telling him 291 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,718 about the two foxy chicks I saw. 292 00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:43,020 - I'm Cindi this is Jenny. 293 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,699 - Hi there I'm Ricky. 294 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:45,839 Would you two lovely ladies like 295 00:13:45,839 --> 00:13:48,672 to join us for a walk and maybe... 296 00:13:51,024 --> 00:13:54,366 - Gee we'd like to but we really do have to find George. 297 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,616 See you around. 298 00:13:58,562 --> 00:14:01,062 (perky music) 299 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:05,297 - Wow! 300 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:08,592 It looks like we're in luck! 301 00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:16,941 Wow, what a swell looking girl. 302 00:14:24,957 --> 00:14:26,918 - Oh shit, here comes Joe! 303 00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:31,833 - Aw shit, just when I was about to fall in love. 304 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:33,976 - Oh, hey Joe, what's happening? 305 00:14:33,976 --> 00:14:35,620 - [Joe] Oh nothing, what, what's happening with you? 306 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:38,091 - Oh not much, well there is something. 307 00:14:38,091 --> 00:14:40,808 Uh, it's sort of hard to talk about but uh, 308 00:14:40,808 --> 00:14:43,784 I think I can feel real comfortable talking to you. 309 00:14:43,784 --> 00:14:45,808 - [Joe] Really, w-well I'm glad you feel that way. 310 00:14:45,808 --> 00:14:47,030 - [Matt] Well it's just that I don't know what to do 311 00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:49,113 with the rest of my life. 312 00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:54,021 - You're crazy I could lose my job for one thing. 313 00:14:54,021 --> 00:14:55,841 It ain't much but I enjoy it. 314 00:14:55,841 --> 00:14:58,845 - Don't worry, I'm not going to tell. 315 00:14:58,845 --> 00:15:01,425 - Well that's because there isn't gonna be anything to tell. 316 00:15:01,425 --> 00:15:04,359 - Aw now do I turn you off that much? 317 00:15:04,359 --> 00:15:05,192 - Aw, now don't go getting your 318 00:15:05,192 --> 00:15:06,072 hopes up. - Excuse me, 319 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,709 uh, have you seen George? 320 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,379 - He's not here! - I know where he is, 321 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:10,884 I'll take you to him. 322 00:15:10,884 --> 00:15:11,717 Bye! 323 00:15:13,978 --> 00:15:16,561 (lively music) 324 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,516 - Whoo George, can I be next? 325 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,110 - Please be gentle George! 326 00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:38,029 - [Herman] May I please have your attention. 327 00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:40,651 Now please be reminded that our lavatory system 328 00:15:40,651 --> 00:15:43,395 here is only suited for normal use. 329 00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:47,578 Any abnormal use of the facilities will result in problems. 330 00:15:47,578 --> 00:15:50,876 Uh, one more thing, dinner will be in one hour, 331 00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,762 and there's a misprint on your schedule. 332 00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:55,871 Please change that line that reads clothing optional 333 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:58,538 to read, wear whatever you like. 334 00:15:59,885 --> 00:16:01,798 (campers applauding) (mumbling) 335 00:16:01,798 --> 00:16:04,541 And seated right next to him is Dick the lifeguard. 336 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:07,480 (applauding) - Whoo, whoo! 337 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,620 - Uh, right there is Joe, the boys' counselor. 338 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,715 (applauding) - Hey Joe. 339 00:16:12,715 --> 00:16:14,709 - [Herman] And Alice, the girls' counselor. 340 00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,009 (applauding) 341 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,194 If you have any problems you'll find Dr. Fox 342 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,591 here in the infirmary. 343 00:16:19,591 --> 00:16:21,537 (applauding) 344 00:16:21,537 --> 00:16:23,543 And this is my wife, Sharon. 345 00:16:23,543 --> 00:16:26,462 (cheering) Ah, down, down, down! 346 00:16:26,462 --> 00:16:31,248 ("Close Encounters" whistling) And Roger! 347 00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:34,917 As you know, we've planned a number of the activities 348 00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:37,758 you used to enjoy so much as campers, 349 00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:41,425 so tonight, we're gonna have a campfire with 350 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,404 hot cocoa and marshmallows! 351 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,601 (applauding) 352 00:16:45,601 --> 00:16:46,732 - Whoopee. 353 00:16:46,732 --> 00:16:50,309 - Ah, right now, I would like to take this 354 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,955 opportunity to personally thank each and every one 355 00:16:53,955 --> 00:16:57,854 of you for your presence here this weekend. 356 00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,854 As I'm sure you're aware, this camp, 357 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:05,896 Camp Malibu, has a long and hallowed tradition. 358 00:17:07,445 --> 00:17:09,883 Now the responsibility for keeping that tradition 359 00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:13,154 alive has now fallen into our hands. 360 00:17:13,154 --> 00:17:15,721 - I think he's gonna do that football (mumbles) again. 361 00:17:15,721 --> 00:17:18,054 - We're now at a crossroads. 362 00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:22,398 This could be the final quarter of our last game. 363 00:17:22,398 --> 00:17:23,459 - What'd I tell 'ya? 364 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,904 - All that you see here today, 365 00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:28,990 all that you've remembered with fondness these past years 366 00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:31,640 is in danger of being lost. 367 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:35,212 Now the opponent is formidable, it's apathy! 368 00:17:35,212 --> 00:17:36,567 Decay! 369 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:40,300 Lack of support both in terms of numbers and money! 370 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,673 - Do you want money from us? 371 00:17:41,673 --> 00:17:43,961 - Now we want you on our team! 372 00:17:43,961 --> 00:17:46,723 There are plenty of spots left open on our roster, 373 00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:48,952 for you, for your parents, 374 00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:50,779 for your brothers and your sisters! 375 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,061 - You could have my sister for two bucks! 376 00:17:53,061 --> 00:17:56,917 - For if we don't join together we will lose. 377 00:17:56,917 --> 00:18:00,033 We must commit ourselves to the fight. 378 00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:02,128 Not only for our own benefit, 379 00:18:02,128 --> 00:18:03,225 - I think I'm gonna throw up. 380 00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:04,546 - Yeah me too. - But for those of 381 00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:05,933 our children! - You know, 382 00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:08,513 - The future generations, - someone, should turn 383 00:18:08,513 --> 00:18:10,162 - when the going gets tough, - him off. 384 00:18:10,162 --> 00:18:11,863 - the tough get going. - Ooh, skunk. 385 00:18:11,863 --> 00:18:14,147 - The future is in your hands. 386 00:18:14,147 --> 00:18:17,408 We can't allow our opponent to keep us from our goal, 387 00:18:17,408 --> 00:18:21,272 we must drive hard, harder, harder still 388 00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:23,333 until we can see the light. 389 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:27,682 Cross that goal line, raise our arms in triumph, 390 00:18:27,682 --> 00:18:31,039 and smell the sweet smell of success! 391 00:18:31,039 --> 00:18:32,696 - Skunk! 392 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,029 (screaming) 393 00:18:42,775 --> 00:18:43,921 - Look I think he's trying to use us 394 00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:46,372 and we shouldn't stand for it. 395 00:18:46,372 --> 00:18:50,919 He invited us up here as guests, to have fun, 396 00:18:50,919 --> 00:18:51,815 not to work. 397 00:18:51,815 --> 00:18:52,952 - Well come on, let's look at it from 398 00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:56,548 Herman's point of view, I mean, we could be his last hope. 399 00:18:56,548 --> 00:18:58,590 We should be selfish and just think of ourselves. 400 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,544 - Yeah, could be the end of Camp Malibu. 401 00:19:00,544 --> 00:19:03,063 How would you live with that on you conscience, Ricky? 402 00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,459 - Horse is right you guys! 403 00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:08,547 It won't kill us to help out a little bit. 404 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,939 We owe it to him, it's a free weekend. 405 00:19:11,939 --> 00:19:14,273 Besides, you guys could use the exercise, 406 00:19:14,273 --> 00:19:15,971 and work off some of that baby fat! 407 00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:17,132 - Oh shit! (mumbling) 408 00:19:17,132 --> 00:19:20,437 - Well Matt what do you think? 409 00:19:20,437 --> 00:19:22,800 - Well I think Ricky's got some good points. 410 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,883 - Oh come on. 411 00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:28,108 - Although I see where the girls are coming from. 412 00:19:28,108 --> 00:19:30,062 - Well I don't know, what the hell! 413 00:19:30,062 --> 00:19:32,107 - What I don't understand is what exactly 414 00:19:32,107 --> 00:19:33,487 does Herman want from us? 415 00:19:33,487 --> 00:19:35,207 - Slave labor. 416 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,452 - Oh come on Ricky. 417 00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:39,180 Do you want this camp to go under, 418 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,983 is that really what you want? 419 00:19:40,983 --> 00:19:41,956 Well? - Well I just 420 00:19:41,956 --> 00:19:43,743 don't believe him, that's all. 421 00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:45,890 - I think we ought to have an orgy, dive into some fine-- 422 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,246 - Oh come on be serious! 423 00:19:47,246 --> 00:19:51,076 - I am serious, orgy, orgy, now, I am already, 424 00:19:51,076 --> 00:19:53,821 taking these off-- - Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, 425 00:19:53,821 --> 00:19:55,238 oh yeah, oh yeah! 426 00:20:08,214 --> 00:20:10,971 - Hey would you guys speed it up, I ain't got all night! 427 00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:12,153 - That's right! 428 00:20:12,153 --> 00:20:14,163 There's a full moon out tonight. 429 00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:16,283 And you got a date with the Wolfman! 430 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,279 - I didn't now you liked hairy men. 431 00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:20,666 Don't worry I won't cut in on your territory. 432 00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:21,776 - Well you got me there. 433 00:20:21,776 --> 00:20:25,374 If I had my choice, I'd rather bang the Wolfman than you. 434 00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:27,777 - You couldn't bang a cap gun. 435 00:20:27,777 --> 00:20:29,798 Listen I'm gonna be back in about 15 minutes 436 00:20:29,798 --> 00:20:32,664 and if this place isn't cleaned up, it's your ass. 437 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:36,288 - The only ass you can get is in Tijuana. 438 00:20:36,288 --> 00:20:39,280 And then the poor dumb animal has to be strapped down. 439 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,113 Let's get this over with, come on. 440 00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:49,529 (tray crashing) 441 00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:52,715 - Oh (sobs)! 442 00:20:52,715 --> 00:20:55,425 Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I'm just that kind 443 00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:56,836 of (mumbles) sort of thing! 444 00:20:56,836 --> 00:20:58,182 - Now that's okay, now don't-- 445 00:20:58,182 --> 00:21:00,994 - Is there anything I can do to make up for it? 446 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:02,206 - Oh, oh oh oh oh what do you mean? 447 00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:03,965 - Would you like to kiss me? 448 00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:04,798 - Now? 449 00:21:07,346 --> 00:21:09,288 - Oh is there anywhere we can go? 450 00:21:09,288 --> 00:21:10,598 - R-R-R-R-Right now? - Yes, yes, 451 00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:12,799 before I explode, oh think of some place! 452 00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:13,747 - Some place... - Some place! 453 00:21:13,747 --> 00:21:14,892 - Some place, some place... - Some place! 454 00:21:14,892 --> 00:21:15,725 - Some place, some place... 455 00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:18,142 I got it, I got it, I got it! 456 00:21:22,052 --> 00:21:25,275 It's very cold. - Don't worry I'm very hot! 457 00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,358 - Yeah right! 458 00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:30,823 - Oh! 459 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,319 Oh help me with my clothes, take my clothes off please! 460 00:21:33,319 --> 00:21:37,486 Yes take my clothes off! (panting) 461 00:21:38,571 --> 00:21:40,437 Harder, harder harder! (panting) 462 00:21:40,437 --> 00:21:41,919 Right there right there (mumbles)! 463 00:21:41,919 --> 00:21:44,192 Yes I love it, love it love it! 464 00:21:44,192 --> 00:21:45,191 (squealing) 465 00:21:45,191 --> 00:21:47,633 Oh, take me, take me, take me! 466 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:48,920 - Take you where this is all there is! 467 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,738 (mumbling) (grunting) 468 00:21:52,738 --> 00:21:53,955 - Roger! 469 00:21:53,955 --> 00:21:54,788 Rog-- 470 00:21:56,182 --> 00:22:00,022 Oh come on, give the guy a break, out! 471 00:22:00,022 --> 00:22:00,939 I said out! 472 00:22:04,202 --> 00:22:05,723 (mumbling) 473 00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:08,377 I hope he gets (mumbles), whatever. 474 00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:12,831 (grunting) (shouting) 475 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,365 - Oh I love it, oh harder, harder! 476 00:22:15,365 --> 00:22:19,014 (grunting) Oh, more, more (mumbles)! 477 00:22:19,014 --> 00:22:21,264 (grunting) 478 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,723 - Whoops. - Shit. 479 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:35,603 (country music) 480 00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:40,684 ♫ Time to relax, where the stars shine in the sky 481 00:22:42,843 --> 00:22:45,513 ♫ Time to relax 482 00:22:45,513 --> 00:22:49,222 ♫ Alone baby you and I, I-I-I 483 00:22:49,222 --> 00:22:51,657 ♫ Time to relax 484 00:22:51,657 --> 00:22:55,608 ♫ I'm a city boy and you're a pretty girl 485 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,837 ♫ Here in the moonlight 486 00:22:57,837 --> 00:23:02,004 ♫ We're together on a country night 487 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:07,842 ♫ Time to relax, there's a message in the breeze 488 00:23:09,938 --> 00:23:14,105 ♫ Time to relax, and it's calling me, you and me 489 00:23:16,236 --> 00:23:18,676 ♫ Time to relax 490 00:23:18,676 --> 00:23:22,766 ♫ I'm-a hoping boy and you're a wishing girl 491 00:23:22,766 --> 00:23:25,078 ♫ Here in the moonlight 492 00:23:25,078 --> 00:23:29,245 ♫ We're all alone on a country night 493 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:34,828 ♫ Out here no words need to be spoken, oh no-o-o 494 00:23:36,986 --> 00:23:40,986 ♫ I can see it all in your eyes 495 00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:46,997 ♫ Tonight, yeah while the trees are sleeping 496 00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:53,974 ♫ You and I will be promise keeping 497 00:23:58,388 --> 00:24:01,081 - Hey, let's say you and me have our own 498 00:24:01,081 --> 00:24:02,719 private little party. 499 00:24:02,719 --> 00:24:05,703 - What kind of little party did you have in mind? 500 00:24:05,703 --> 00:24:06,816 - We'll think of something. 501 00:24:06,816 --> 00:24:08,847 - Pam why don't you join the group? 502 00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:11,490 - I don't like crowds. 503 00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:12,955 - Is there anything wrong? 504 00:24:12,955 --> 00:24:14,815 - Look, I know you're only trying to do 505 00:24:14,815 --> 00:24:17,782 you're camp mother bit but uh, leave me, 506 00:24:17,782 --> 00:24:21,215 I've been taking care of myself a long time. 507 00:24:21,215 --> 00:24:23,215 - Um, I'm sure you have. 508 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,828 - How about another shot? 509 00:24:28,828 --> 00:24:30,495 - You had your shot? 510 00:24:36,258 --> 00:24:39,175 - College, law school, job waiting, 511 00:24:40,733 --> 00:24:42,983 family, marriage, senility. 512 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,027 - Herman, Herman! 513 00:24:48,657 --> 00:24:52,407 - Not now dear, I've got too much on my mind. 514 00:24:56,421 --> 00:24:58,157 - You really think so? 515 00:24:58,157 --> 00:25:00,250 I guess you're right. 516 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:03,323 Now I feel a lot better about things after talking to you. 517 00:25:03,323 --> 00:25:05,691 - I'm sure you'll make the right decision. 518 00:25:05,691 --> 00:25:08,633 - I really think you're right. 519 00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,740 - Having any luck? 520 00:25:09,740 --> 00:25:13,330 - Sure, sure (chuckles). 521 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:15,457 - That's bullshit. 522 00:25:15,457 --> 00:25:16,290 Well? 523 00:25:17,261 --> 00:25:18,344 - Not really. 524 00:25:19,247 --> 00:25:22,398 - See those three girls over there? 525 00:25:22,398 --> 00:25:24,322 - Hey do you know them? 526 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:25,585 - It depends on what you mean by knowing. 527 00:25:25,585 --> 00:25:27,574 I mean you mean intellectually or carnally or-- 528 00:25:27,574 --> 00:25:29,095 - Well do you! 529 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:31,012 - Nah, but I'd like to. 530 00:25:32,929 --> 00:25:36,346 Come on I'll show you the master at work. 531 00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:42,657 ♫ Out here now worries - Hello ladies. 532 00:25:42,657 --> 00:25:45,454 This is Mike, my name is Horse. 533 00:25:45,454 --> 00:25:47,037 They call me Horse. 534 00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:52,017 Would you like to know why they call me Horse? 535 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,367 Because they can't call me anything else 536 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:58,312 once they see the size of my (mumbles) here. 537 00:25:58,312 --> 00:26:02,948 Right in here, everybody look, everybody looking? 538 00:26:02,948 --> 00:26:04,882 - So what makes you think I'm interested? 539 00:26:04,882 --> 00:26:06,882 - A little bird told me. 540 00:26:07,721 --> 00:26:11,215 And my, how that little bird is growing! 541 00:26:11,215 --> 00:26:12,235 - Well let's say you turn me, 542 00:26:12,235 --> 00:26:14,813 there's lots of girls that turn me on. 543 00:26:14,813 --> 00:26:16,911 - I'll bet. - Listen if you don't 544 00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:19,385 stop that I'm gonna come all over my pants here. 545 00:26:19,385 --> 00:26:22,380 - All right, but that's just a sample. 546 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:24,321 - All right, all right, just tell me where 547 00:26:24,321 --> 00:26:25,651 you want me and I'll be there. 548 00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:29,390 - Ah, no, you tell me! ♫ Here in the moonlight 549 00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:33,512 ♫ We're together on a country night 550 00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:35,856 ♫ Here in the moonlight 551 00:26:35,856 --> 00:26:37,454 ♫ We're all alone 552 00:26:37,454 --> 00:26:40,537 ♫ On a country night 553 00:26:44,859 --> 00:26:47,276 (applauding) 554 00:26:48,896 --> 00:26:53,063 (relaxing music) (chattering) 555 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,077 - [Matt] It seems like the things that change, 556 00:27:09,077 --> 00:27:11,031 the more things remain the same. 557 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:12,708 - Yeah. - I mean like this weekend 558 00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:15,519 it seems like time has stood still. 559 00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:18,269 Like we were 10 years, we were 10 years back. 560 00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:20,230 - Matt! - What? 561 00:27:20,230 --> 00:27:22,482 - Will you top talking and kiss me? 562 00:27:22,482 --> 00:27:26,649 (crickets chirping) (relaxing music) 563 00:27:31,627 --> 00:27:34,934 - [Cindi] (gasps) It's time now to breath! 564 00:27:34,934 --> 00:27:36,767 - [Matt] Time back in! 565 00:27:37,929 --> 00:27:40,106 - Mm, that's enough! - What do you mean 566 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:41,539 that's enough? 567 00:27:41,539 --> 00:27:42,900 Haven't we just started? 568 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:45,442 - [Girl] Uh-uh, bye bye! 569 00:27:45,442 --> 00:27:46,774 - [Matt] Bye bye? 570 00:27:46,774 --> 00:27:49,274 (tense music) 571 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:54,050 - [Boy] I don't know. 572 00:27:56,616 --> 00:27:59,033 (chattering) 573 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:16,461 - All right. 574 00:28:18,243 --> 00:28:22,553 Uh, you guys clean up, I got to dump a load. 575 00:28:22,553 --> 00:28:24,651 - Holy shit my bed's full of crap! 576 00:28:24,651 --> 00:28:26,528 - [Horse] Yeow! 577 00:28:26,528 --> 00:28:28,439 - What is going on? 578 00:28:28,439 --> 00:28:29,403 Sounds like someone's getting 579 00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:30,715 murdered in here! - Somebody Vaselined 580 00:28:30,715 --> 00:28:32,465 the god damned toilet seat! 581 00:28:32,465 --> 00:28:33,986 (chuckling) - All right, I want 582 00:28:33,986 --> 00:28:35,679 everybody in bed right now, 583 00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:37,001 and you'll clean up in the morning. 584 00:28:37,001 --> 00:28:38,672 - Well my bed's full of fucking shaving cream! 585 00:28:38,672 --> 00:28:39,694 - Well, look at it this way, 586 00:28:39,694 --> 00:28:41,423 you'll be able to shave in bed in the morning. 587 00:28:41,423 --> 00:28:43,368 - All the bed frames are Vaselined! 588 00:28:43,368 --> 00:28:45,745 - So a little Vaseline never hurt anybody! 589 00:28:45,745 --> 00:28:47,990 - This is so true you silly savage you! 590 00:28:47,990 --> 00:28:49,323 - Oh, goodnight! 591 00:28:52,094 --> 00:28:54,221 - Did you do this (mumbles)? 592 00:28:54,221 --> 00:28:55,567 - What makes you think I did it? 593 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,234 - What makes you think I did it! 594 00:28:59,610 --> 00:29:01,830 (speaking foreign language) 595 00:29:01,830 --> 00:29:04,065 - I've been short-sheeted! 596 00:29:04,065 --> 00:29:06,492 (screaming) 597 00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:07,325 - Ugh! 598 00:29:08,263 --> 00:29:09,346 - God dammit! 599 00:29:10,570 --> 00:29:12,529 - I've been short-sheeted too! 600 00:29:12,529 --> 00:29:13,528 - Goodnight guys. 601 00:29:13,528 --> 00:29:15,855 (thumping) Oh! 602 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:17,534 - The girls did this! 603 00:29:17,534 --> 00:29:18,611 - What? - The girls did this, 604 00:29:18,611 --> 00:29:19,967 I'm positive they did! 605 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,211 - What should we do about it? - I'm glad you 606 00:29:21,211 --> 00:29:22,100 brought that up! 607 00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,192 We gotta get back at 'em. 608 00:29:23,192 --> 00:29:25,809 - Yeah how? - Panty raid! 609 00:29:25,809 --> 00:29:27,552 - Yeah! (chattering) 610 00:29:27,552 --> 00:29:28,699 When when when? 611 00:29:28,699 --> 00:29:29,570 - After (mumbles) that's when! 612 00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,653 - You sound ready, let's do it, let's do it now, 613 00:29:31,653 --> 00:29:33,212 right now! - Hey come on guys guys guys, 614 00:29:33,212 --> 00:29:34,794 did I ever tell you about the time 615 00:29:34,794 --> 00:29:36,255 that I picked up the stewardess? 616 00:29:36,255 --> 00:29:37,422 - Nah. - Great! 617 00:29:38,291 --> 00:29:41,400 Well I was flying from San Fran to LA when this 618 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,850 creature of incredible beauty comes up to me 619 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:48,183 and she says "Hey, TWA coffee, TWA milk, 620 00:29:49,156 --> 00:29:51,573 "or TWA T and that means me!" 621 00:29:53,235 --> 00:29:54,677 (grunting) 622 00:29:54,677 --> 00:29:55,935 (spitting) - Shut up. 623 00:29:55,935 --> 00:29:58,947 (cheerful music) 624 00:29:58,947 --> 00:30:02,718 - Does this article of bad taste belong to anyone? 625 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,931 - Oh sorry! - Well try to keep 626 00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:07,774 your dirty laundry off my bed, okay? 627 00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:10,774 - It was clean until you touched it. 628 00:30:14,009 --> 00:30:15,773 - Don't you girls have anything better to do 629 00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:17,142 than to talk abut me? 630 00:30:17,142 --> 00:30:19,672 - Oh we weren't saying anything bad! 631 00:30:19,672 --> 00:30:21,415 - Even if you were, coming from you 632 00:30:21,415 --> 00:30:22,656 it wouldn't mean anything. 633 00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:24,184 - Now wait a minute Kim, if you're gonna 634 00:30:24,184 --> 00:30:26,321 pick on anybody pick on me. 635 00:30:26,321 --> 00:30:28,520 - I wouldn't waste my time. 636 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,296 Looking at you broads it's no wonder 637 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,158 all the guys are chasing me. 638 00:30:32,158 --> 00:30:34,544 (laughing) - That's a laugh! 639 00:30:34,544 --> 00:30:37,218 You throw yourself at every guy in this camp! 640 00:30:37,218 --> 00:30:40,361 By tomorrow you'll have to go to the butcher for fresh meat! 641 00:30:40,361 --> 00:30:41,278 - Fuck off! 642 00:30:43,469 --> 00:30:45,232 - So these two broads and me right, 643 00:30:45,232 --> 00:30:47,400 they beg me to drive to this secluded spot 644 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,477 where nobody would bother us. 645 00:30:49,477 --> 00:30:53,294 And we all get into the back, and uh, 646 00:30:53,294 --> 00:30:58,030 well you guys can imagine all the possibilities. 647 00:30:58,030 --> 00:31:00,455 (snoring) 648 00:31:00,455 --> 00:31:04,888 You guys want me to describe everything in detail? 649 00:31:04,888 --> 00:31:05,971 Are you sure? 650 00:31:09,239 --> 00:31:11,239 Hey, where is everybody? 651 00:31:13,407 --> 00:31:16,423 Those bastards left without me! 652 00:31:16,423 --> 00:31:18,891 (crickets chirping) - Everything under control? 653 00:31:18,891 --> 00:31:20,823 - [Alice] Well for the time being, yes. 654 00:31:20,823 --> 00:31:21,859 - Good, good. 655 00:31:21,859 --> 00:31:24,905 Keep up the good work. - Okay. 656 00:31:24,905 --> 00:31:26,916 - Joe. - Yeah, Herman? 657 00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:29,700 - Yeah, boys' cabin in shape? 658 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,379 - (chuckles) I guess so. 659 00:31:31,379 --> 00:31:33,523 (mumbling) - We could all use 660 00:31:33,523 --> 00:31:35,523 a nice peaceful evening. 661 00:31:37,127 --> 00:31:41,574 - Jesus, the whole fucking staff is out there. 662 00:31:41,574 --> 00:31:43,695 - [Matt] Look, we gotta create a diversionary tactic 663 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:44,674 or it'll ruin the whole surprise. 664 00:31:44,674 --> 00:31:46,707 - We can start a fire! - Yeah we burn the camp 665 00:31:46,707 --> 00:31:48,001 down, I like it! 666 00:31:48,001 --> 00:31:49,581 (chuckling) - Wait! 667 00:31:49,581 --> 00:31:50,679 There's this trash can over there, 668 00:31:50,679 --> 00:31:52,665 if we throw this little ruby in there, 669 00:31:52,665 --> 00:31:54,983 whoof, the explosion should distract them long enough! 670 00:31:54,983 --> 00:31:55,816 Any, - Yeah! 671 00:31:55,816 --> 00:31:58,689 - volunteers? - Hey, you bastards left me! 672 00:31:58,689 --> 00:31:59,916 - Yeah it was a defensive tactic, 673 00:31:59,916 --> 00:32:02,428 you were boring us to death, go away, go away! 674 00:32:02,428 --> 00:32:04,838 - You sure? - Kidding! 675 00:32:04,838 --> 00:32:07,956 - [Horse] Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back or what? 676 00:32:07,956 --> 00:32:10,123 He's a brave kid isn't he? 677 00:32:11,850 --> 00:32:14,350 (tense music) 678 00:32:18,161 --> 00:32:21,077 (explosion booming) 679 00:32:21,077 --> 00:32:22,494 - [Ricky] Charge! 680 00:32:23,562 --> 00:32:26,994 (shouting) (screaming) 681 00:32:26,994 --> 00:32:29,494 (perky music) 682 00:32:44,149 --> 00:32:47,217 - Come on girls, let's get 'em! 683 00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:49,550 (screaming) 684 00:32:51,978 --> 00:32:54,088 - Damn you, you beast, you beast! 685 00:32:54,088 --> 00:32:55,754 (gibbering) 686 00:32:55,754 --> 00:32:57,337 - Hold it, hold it! 687 00:32:58,650 --> 00:33:02,817 (perky music) (screaming) 688 00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:28,404 - Hey what's going on in here? 689 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:34,796 - Ah, ah ha, I like it, it's me! 690 00:33:34,796 --> 00:33:38,963 (shouting) (perky music) 691 00:33:57,411 --> 00:33:58,494 - Hey George! 692 00:34:00,159 --> 00:34:00,992 George! 693 00:34:03,699 --> 00:34:04,616 Hey George! 694 00:34:05,853 --> 00:34:06,686 George! 695 00:34:07,624 --> 00:34:08,457 Ha! 696 00:34:09,783 --> 00:34:11,487 I don't think that was very funny! 697 00:34:11,487 --> 00:34:13,134 - What's all the noise up in the camp? 698 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,030 - Oh some of the boys are getting their rocks off 699 00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:16,111 with a panty raid. 700 00:34:16,111 --> 00:34:16,944 - Oh yeah? 701 00:34:16,944 --> 00:34:18,621 Aren't you a little afraid of losing your panties? 702 00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:21,322 - No, because I never wear them! 703 00:34:21,322 --> 00:34:22,155 - Oh yeah? 704 00:34:25,287 --> 00:34:27,024 (lips smacking) (moaning) 705 00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:28,394 - [Kim] Oh! 706 00:34:28,394 --> 00:34:30,644 (groaning) 707 00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:32,437 Oh... 708 00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:34,904 Oh yeah! 709 00:34:36,223 --> 00:34:37,536 - Okay is everybody ready? 710 00:34:37,536 --> 00:34:38,369 - Yep. - Uh-huh. 711 00:34:38,369 --> 00:34:39,269 - Come on! - Cindi are you sure 712 00:34:39,269 --> 00:34:41,042 we ought to be doing this? 713 00:34:41,042 --> 00:34:43,993 - Muffy, if we only did the things we ought to do 714 00:34:43,993 --> 00:34:45,688 life would be awfully boring. 715 00:34:45,688 --> 00:34:46,521 (claps) Let's go! 716 00:34:46,521 --> 00:34:47,872 - All right! - Yeah! 717 00:34:47,872 --> 00:34:49,305 (moaning) - Yeah! 718 00:34:49,305 --> 00:34:50,885 Oh come on! 719 00:34:50,885 --> 00:34:53,135 (grunting) 720 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:02,930 Yeah! (smacking) 721 00:35:02,930 --> 00:35:04,112 - [Herman] George! 722 00:35:04,112 --> 00:35:05,173 - Hey let's get out of here! 723 00:35:05,173 --> 00:35:06,676 - Oh no let's have round two! 724 00:35:06,676 --> 00:35:07,509 - Not now! 725 00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:09,688 - Well why if we get caught I'll just tell him 726 00:35:09,688 --> 00:35:10,888 it was me who raped you! 727 00:35:10,888 --> 00:35:13,794 - Very funny, put this on and get your ass out the window! 728 00:35:13,794 --> 00:35:17,482 - [Kim] Boy you sure know how to ruin a good time. 729 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:19,651 - [George] Hey we're gonna have to do this again some time. 730 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:22,151 - Yeah well don't count on it. 731 00:35:25,031 --> 00:35:28,050 Oh Georgie, you forgot something! 732 00:35:28,050 --> 00:35:28,883 Ha! 733 00:35:31,776 --> 00:35:34,350 - What are you doing in here? - Why I'm working. 734 00:35:34,350 --> 00:35:36,186 (chuckling) - Yeah I bet you were 735 00:35:36,186 --> 00:35:38,867 working, and I know who you were working on! 736 00:35:38,867 --> 00:35:40,671 - You do? - (chuckles) Yeah! 737 00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:41,662 (slapping) - Look at that, 738 00:35:41,662 --> 00:35:43,398 boy I want what's inside here, 739 00:35:43,398 --> 00:35:44,731 hey I want it I want it! 740 00:35:44,731 --> 00:35:47,173 Oh, and look at this, look, who could fit into this! 741 00:35:47,173 --> 00:35:48,006 Can you believe it? 742 00:35:48,006 --> 00:35:50,004 - Hold it, hold it! 743 00:35:50,004 --> 00:35:51,997 These are my shorts, I lost it... 744 00:35:51,997 --> 00:35:54,086 You are a pervert! - Sorry, I'm sorry! 745 00:35:54,086 --> 00:35:57,419 (boisterous chattering) 746 00:36:01,144 --> 00:36:03,977 (water splashing) 747 00:36:04,937 --> 00:36:06,270 - Let's get 'em! 748 00:36:07,845 --> 00:36:11,590 (shouting) (perky music) 749 00:36:11,590 --> 00:36:15,573 (Mike screaming) (girls yelling) 750 00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:16,518 - [Mike] Cut it out! 751 00:36:16,518 --> 00:36:17,851 This is so cold! 752 00:36:18,707 --> 00:36:21,166 - [Herman] May I please have your attention! 753 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:24,610 The schedule for this morning is as follows. 754 00:36:24,610 --> 00:36:28,563 Calisthenics at the main athletic field in 10 minutes. 755 00:36:28,563 --> 00:36:31,654 Everyone is expected to participate. 756 00:36:31,654 --> 00:36:33,445 Breakfast comes next, followed by 757 00:36:33,445 --> 00:36:35,472 group leadership training projects. 758 00:36:35,472 --> 00:36:37,972 (perky music) 759 00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:47,496 Uh, one more thing. 760 00:36:48,813 --> 00:36:52,589 Will anyone who has in his possession the under, 761 00:36:52,589 --> 00:36:54,422 the panty, the uh, uh, 762 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,404 please return all items of clothing not your own 763 00:37:02,404 --> 00:37:04,707 to a table that's been set up under the totem pole 764 00:37:04,707 --> 00:37:08,707 so the rightful owners may claim their property. 765 00:37:10,514 --> 00:37:14,729 And so in keeping with the themes of this weekend, 766 00:37:14,729 --> 00:37:17,979 commitment, leadership, responsibility, 767 00:37:18,921 --> 00:37:21,112 - Here it comes again. - we've created a 768 00:37:21,112 --> 00:37:23,474 leadership training activity designed 769 00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:27,073 to reinforce your pride in your surroundings. 770 00:37:27,073 --> 00:37:31,264 Not only that, but also pride in accomplishment. 771 00:37:31,264 --> 00:37:34,030 Now each staff member will call out the names on 772 00:37:34,030 --> 00:37:37,641 his or her list, and the group that does 773 00:37:37,641 --> 00:37:40,141 the best job will win a prize! 774 00:37:41,006 --> 00:37:43,336 - Probably another glorious weekend in Camp Malibu. 775 00:37:43,336 --> 00:37:45,708 - Yeah and second prize is probably a whole month. 776 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:49,119 - I'm not real sure I understand what we're supposed to do. 777 00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:51,457 - I'm afraid they're gonna put us to work. 778 00:37:51,457 --> 00:37:53,207 - Well guys? - No way! 779 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,855 (perky music) 780 00:38:31,463 --> 00:38:33,988 - Hey listen to me, I got some real hot news! 781 00:38:33,988 --> 00:38:35,842 We the men of cabin two are having a little contest 782 00:38:35,842 --> 00:38:37,911 of our own, I already have here let's see 783 00:38:37,911 --> 00:38:41,044 10 people signed up, that's $1 per person, winner take all! 784 00:38:41,044 --> 00:38:42,051 - What do we gotta do? 785 00:38:42,051 --> 00:38:43,337 (chuckling) 786 00:38:43,337 --> 00:38:46,627 - We'll refer to it as the fantastic feces contest. 787 00:38:46,627 --> 00:38:47,785 - [Muffy] Uh, I don't get it. 788 00:38:47,785 --> 00:38:49,832 - You will my dear, the rules are very simple, 789 00:38:49,832 --> 00:38:52,418 the longest one wins and it's gotta be in one piece. 790 00:38:52,418 --> 00:38:54,093 And with Bertha's food already our stomach 791 00:38:54,093 --> 00:38:57,084 we can expect some real whoppers! 792 00:38:57,084 --> 00:38:58,289 Who wants to sign up? 793 00:38:58,289 --> 00:39:00,739 - I still don't get it. 794 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:01,938 - Stupid. 795 00:39:01,938 --> 00:39:04,558 - And so since all work and no play 796 00:39:04,558 --> 00:39:07,922 make us all very dull, fun is the order of the day 797 00:39:07,922 --> 00:39:09,301 for the rest of the afternoon! 798 00:39:09,301 --> 00:39:12,454 - Oh boy, can't wait to here this one. 799 00:39:12,454 --> 00:39:15,286 - Now the staff and I have organized a series of contests 800 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,858 in which - Speaking of contests, 801 00:39:16,858 --> 00:39:19,325 who's winning? - So far Horace is. 802 00:39:19,325 --> 00:39:20,820 But just by a fraction of an inch. 803 00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:23,416 - And to add to the spice of the proceedings, 804 00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:25,249 the two teams will be, 805 00:39:26,645 --> 00:39:28,457 the boys against the girls! 806 00:39:28,457 --> 00:39:30,927 - Yeah, I wouldn't mind being up against her! 807 00:39:30,927 --> 00:39:33,785 - The contests consist of various athletic 808 00:39:33,785 --> 00:39:35,692 and non-athletic events! 809 00:39:35,692 --> 00:39:38,142 - How can we be expected to compete against the boys? 810 00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:40,004 - I don't know, but it could be fun. 811 00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:44,397 - Okay everybody, let the competition begin! 812 00:39:44,397 --> 00:39:47,230 (energetic music) 813 00:40:39,656 --> 00:40:42,374 Good evening ladies and gentlemen, 814 00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:45,716 this is your announcer, Herman Samuels, 815 00:40:45,716 --> 00:40:48,848 inviting you to join us for the first 816 00:40:48,848 --> 00:40:51,931 annual Camp Malibu Competition Games! 817 00:40:53,321 --> 00:40:57,301 This event not only attracts multitudes of great 818 00:40:57,301 --> 00:41:01,468 athletes who have at one time or another rose (mumbles). 819 00:41:03,202 --> 00:41:05,702 (perky music) 820 00:41:53,590 --> 00:41:56,912 But also throngs of rabid spectators, 821 00:41:56,912 --> 00:42:00,170 each of whom has asked me for my autograph! 822 00:42:00,170 --> 00:42:02,265 (chuckling) 823 00:42:02,265 --> 00:42:04,765 (perky music) 824 00:42:34,674 --> 00:42:38,135 And to break the tie the judges have decided 825 00:42:38,135 --> 00:42:42,754 the final contest will be a flag football game. 826 00:42:42,754 --> 00:42:44,504 The rules are simple. 827 00:42:45,499 --> 00:42:48,718 The boys must pull off both the girl's flags 828 00:42:48,718 --> 00:42:51,366 while the girls merely have to touch 829 00:42:51,366 --> 00:42:53,283 the boys with one hand! 830 00:42:54,424 --> 00:42:57,209 - Give me a G, give me an I! 831 00:42:57,209 --> 00:42:58,953 - Come on at me baby doll I'm ready! 832 00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:00,136 - Give me an R! 833 00:43:00,136 --> 00:43:02,838 (mumbling) Give me an L! 834 00:43:02,838 --> 00:43:03,991 - I don't care which one gets it, 835 00:43:03,991 --> 00:43:05,488 (clapping) come on I'm ready for more! 836 00:43:05,488 --> 00:43:06,738 - Give me an L! 837 00:43:08,512 --> 00:43:10,181 (whistle blowing) 838 00:43:10,181 --> 00:43:11,014 Girls! 839 00:43:12,029 --> 00:43:13,864 - [Girl] Three, six, nine, hike! 840 00:43:13,864 --> 00:43:16,364 (perky music) 841 00:43:19,487 --> 00:43:22,320 (whistle blowing) 842 00:43:30,076 --> 00:43:31,327 - Side run. - Yeah you got me! 843 00:43:31,327 --> 00:43:33,038 Come on man, yeah! 844 00:43:33,038 --> 00:43:34,200 - Ah, what's the strategy? 845 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,712 - Okay, Horse go down in the middle, 846 00:43:35,712 --> 00:43:36,914 Ricky the same. - You got it. 847 00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:38,779 - Okay, I'll fake a hand off to you, okay, ready, 848 00:43:38,779 --> 00:43:39,612 break! - Go! 849 00:43:39,612 --> 00:43:42,945 - Kill 'em, get 'em, rape and pillage, (mumbles). 850 00:43:42,945 --> 00:43:44,327 - [Matt] Come on Horse! 851 00:43:44,327 --> 00:43:45,439 Hike! 852 00:43:45,439 --> 00:43:47,939 (perky music) 853 00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:52,214 (whistle blowing) 854 00:43:52,214 --> 00:43:54,251 - Okay you guys we gotta win this thing! 855 00:43:54,251 --> 00:43:56,356 - You gotta be kidding, they're not gonna let us win! 856 00:43:56,356 --> 00:43:58,327 - Trust me, the first thing we gotta do is 857 00:43:58,327 --> 00:44:00,497 work on our on-side kick! 858 00:44:00,497 --> 00:44:01,835 - What's an on-side kick? 859 00:44:01,835 --> 00:44:03,546 - Well I don't now but well figure it out later. 860 00:44:03,546 --> 00:44:05,932 - Ooh sa sassa, ooh sa sassa, 861 00:44:05,932 --> 00:44:08,551 hit him on the head with a big kielbasa! 862 00:44:08,551 --> 00:44:11,051 (perky music) 863 00:44:16,424 --> 00:44:19,257 (whistle blowing) 864 00:44:20,544 --> 00:44:22,788 (whistle blowing) 865 00:44:22,788 --> 00:44:25,190 - Cut, hold it, hold it! 866 00:44:25,190 --> 00:44:26,530 - [Girl] Hike! 867 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:30,697 (shouting) (perky music) 868 00:44:32,681 --> 00:44:35,514 (whistle blowing) 869 00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:47,057 - [Girl] Hike! 870 00:44:47,057 --> 00:44:51,224 (shouting) (perky music) 871 00:44:56,092 --> 00:44:56,925 - Foul! 872 00:44:58,072 --> 00:45:00,905 (whistle blowing) 873 00:45:02,318 --> 00:45:04,763 (mumbling) 874 00:45:04,763 --> 00:45:06,723 - They can't win this football game! 875 00:45:06,723 --> 00:45:08,577 You hear me? (chattering) 876 00:45:08,577 --> 00:45:09,410 - Ready? 877 00:45:09,410 --> 00:45:10,368 Ready, break! - Yeah! 878 00:45:10,368 --> 00:45:13,052 - Kind of go easy stuff (mumbles) now, right now! 879 00:45:13,052 --> 00:45:15,423 - Now that we got the ball, what do we do with it? 880 00:45:15,423 --> 00:45:18,313 - This will probably be the last play of the game girls. 881 00:45:18,313 --> 00:45:21,304 - Okay now listen, we're gonna run a triple reverse! 882 00:45:21,304 --> 00:45:23,141 - Are you out of your mind? 883 00:45:23,141 --> 00:45:24,496 - Probably. 884 00:45:24,496 --> 00:45:25,329 Ready? 885 00:45:25,329 --> 00:45:26,936 Break! - Go! 886 00:45:26,936 --> 00:45:31,103 (perky music) (shouting) 887 00:45:34,836 --> 00:45:37,669 (whistle blowing) 888 00:45:40,065 --> 00:45:41,666 - Let's go guys, beat the shit out of 'em! 889 00:45:41,666 --> 00:45:44,499 (whistle blowing) 890 00:45:48,485 --> 00:45:52,652 (shouting) (girls squealing) 891 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,053 (splatting) 892 00:46:03,882 --> 00:46:06,632 (girls cheering) 893 00:46:13,769 --> 00:46:17,519 - Hey old duck, hey old ducks, come on, shoo! 894 00:46:20,602 --> 00:46:23,269 (Fox whistling) 895 00:46:26,762 --> 00:46:28,165 - Oh doctor? - Yes? 896 00:46:28,165 --> 00:46:30,812 - Oh doctor, I'd really appreciate if you can 897 00:46:30,812 --> 00:46:34,312 check out my ankle, I think I sprained it! 898 00:46:35,477 --> 00:46:36,477 - Here? - No! 899 00:46:37,395 --> 00:46:38,616 The infirmary! 900 00:46:38,616 --> 00:46:40,297 - Oh, oh, oh. 901 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:44,155 Now tell me, how long have you been having these pains? 902 00:46:44,155 --> 00:46:45,988 - Over a half an hour! 903 00:46:48,976 --> 00:46:53,082 - [Jenny] Don't be a bad sport, cheer up! 904 00:46:53,082 --> 00:46:54,870 - Or what? - Maybe for me. 905 00:46:54,870 --> 00:46:56,567 (chuckling) 906 00:46:56,567 --> 00:46:58,453 - The competition isn't over, yet. 907 00:46:58,453 --> 00:47:00,820 - What do you mean? - Hey Ricky, get in here! 908 00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:02,266 Terry's about to make history! 909 00:47:02,266 --> 00:47:04,103 - I'll bet the Guinness World Book of Records 910 00:47:04,103 --> 00:47:07,020 has nothing like this on its hands! 911 00:47:12,027 --> 00:47:14,944 - Well, (mumbles). 912 00:47:22,332 --> 00:47:26,499 - Oh I just love the way this feels against my naked body! 913 00:47:28,937 --> 00:47:30,604 - Well, tell me now, 914 00:47:32,777 --> 00:47:34,527 where's that problem? 915 00:47:35,399 --> 00:47:37,914 - Oh you see doctor I uh, 916 00:47:37,914 --> 00:47:41,106 I've got this itch, and nobody I know 917 00:47:41,106 --> 00:47:43,943 has been able to scratch it, yet. 918 00:47:43,943 --> 00:47:48,054 - Well uh, have you tried calamine lotion? 919 00:47:48,054 --> 00:47:50,751 - No, have you tried this? 920 00:47:50,751 --> 00:47:51,584 - Oh. 921 00:47:54,233 --> 00:47:55,647 No. - Ladies and gentlemen 922 00:47:55,647 --> 00:47:57,268 we have a winner! 923 00:47:57,268 --> 00:47:59,636 - All right! - At 13 inches and still 924 00:47:59,636 --> 00:48:01,232 moving around on the bathroom floor, 925 00:48:01,232 --> 00:48:03,352 the winner, of cabin two's first annual 926 00:48:03,352 --> 00:48:06,252 fantastic feces contest is! 927 00:48:06,252 --> 00:48:07,669 Jerry! 928 00:48:07,669 --> 00:48:09,928 (applauding) 929 00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:11,096 - How gross! 930 00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:13,258 - If you ladies think that was gross, 931 00:48:13,258 --> 00:48:15,119 wait till you find out what you'll be measuring 932 00:48:15,119 --> 00:48:16,869 in tonight's contest! 933 00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,581 - [Boys] Yeah! 934 00:48:19,581 --> 00:48:21,153 - [Both] Row row row your boat! 935 00:48:21,153 --> 00:48:23,539 Gently down the stream. 936 00:48:23,539 --> 00:48:27,877 Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream. 937 00:48:27,877 --> 00:48:32,120 Row row row your boat gently down the stream! 938 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,854 Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream! 939 00:48:35,854 --> 00:48:37,292 - [Boys] We want the girls! 940 00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:41,042 We want the girls! (cheering) 941 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,106 (explosion booming) 942 00:48:51,106 --> 00:48:55,273 (boys yelling) (girls screaming) 943 00:48:59,418 --> 00:49:01,084 (both grunting) 944 00:49:01,084 --> 00:49:03,382 - The boat the boat ah the boat! 945 00:49:03,382 --> 00:49:07,273 The boat, ah the boat, the boat, ah the boat! 946 00:49:07,273 --> 00:49:10,356 Ah the boat, oh ah (groans)! (Kim groaning) 947 00:49:10,356 --> 00:49:12,817 - Oh I love that one (groans)... 948 00:49:12,817 --> 00:49:15,684 - (grunts) oh, oh the stream... 949 00:49:15,684 --> 00:49:18,877 - There you go boys. - You guys disgust me. 950 00:49:18,877 --> 00:49:21,120 - A little salad hmm? 951 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,117 Mmm, yum! - Mmm good! 952 00:49:23,117 --> 00:49:26,251 - And some spaghetti for Matt. 953 00:49:26,251 --> 00:49:29,275 Okay, all right, very good. 954 00:49:29,275 --> 00:49:30,697 - I don't like this one bit. 955 00:49:30,697 --> 00:49:31,530 - Me neither. 956 00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:34,447 - May I please have your attention! 957 00:49:35,385 --> 00:49:38,689 Thank you, I'd like to congratulate the girls on 958 00:49:38,689 --> 00:49:40,757 their victory in today's competition. 959 00:49:40,757 --> 00:49:42,291 - [Campers] Yay! (applauding) 960 00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:45,115 - Bravo, yay women! (cheering) 961 00:49:45,115 --> 00:49:48,980 - Now, the announcement you've all been waiting for. 962 00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:51,980 Tonight's activity will be, a disco! 963 00:49:53,554 --> 00:49:55,548 (laughing) (clapping) 964 00:49:55,548 --> 00:49:58,308 And the theme for the disco will be, 965 00:49:58,308 --> 00:50:00,547 Nights of Arabia! 966 00:50:00,547 --> 00:50:01,533 - And what does that mean? 967 00:50:01,533 --> 00:50:04,409 - Everyone will have to improvise some sort of costume, 968 00:50:04,409 --> 00:50:06,984 within the bounds of good taste. 969 00:50:06,984 --> 00:50:09,809 And the winners will receive a, 970 00:50:09,809 --> 00:50:12,392 uh, receive a prize so fabulous 971 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:15,055 I can't tell you what it is! 972 00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:16,518 (laughing) 973 00:50:16,518 --> 00:50:19,044 - Yeah probably the same prize he forgot to award at lunch. 974 00:50:19,044 --> 00:50:21,113 - Muffy you take the spaghetti, you take the punch, 975 00:50:21,113 --> 00:50:22,768 Jenny the pie, ready? 976 00:50:22,768 --> 00:50:24,009 - All right. 977 00:50:24,009 --> 00:50:27,009 (suspenseful music) 978 00:50:33,515 --> 00:50:36,015 (perky music) 979 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:41,827 (shouting) (squealing) 980 00:50:57,743 --> 00:50:59,660 - Hey what's going on-- 981 00:51:10,475 --> 00:51:14,642 (laughing) (shouting) 982 00:51:19,138 --> 00:51:21,888 (relaxing music) 983 00:51:22,862 --> 00:51:27,029 (lively music) (boys chattering) 984 00:51:36,054 --> 00:51:39,137 - Hey guys, how's it, how's it going? 985 00:51:41,486 --> 00:51:43,319 - We're getting there. 986 00:51:48,704 --> 00:51:51,691 - I like 'em bareback! (popping) 987 00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:54,709 - Jeez I'm not gonna dress in those dumb rags. 988 00:51:54,709 --> 00:51:56,290 - That really figures Pammy, 989 00:51:56,290 --> 00:51:59,093 'cause you never getting into anything do you? 990 00:51:59,093 --> 00:52:01,604 - No Jenny I (mumbles). 991 00:52:01,604 --> 00:52:02,743 - Do you really think you'll be able 992 00:52:02,743 --> 00:52:03,959 to teach me how to dance? 993 00:52:03,959 --> 00:52:06,578 - Oh of course Muffy, no prob. 994 00:52:06,578 --> 00:52:09,758 - Hey, what do you guys think about this? 995 00:52:09,758 --> 00:52:11,675 - Uh, uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 996 00:52:12,976 --> 00:52:14,143 You, sit down. 997 00:52:15,601 --> 00:52:19,310 Linda, we are going to make you beautiful. 998 00:52:19,310 --> 00:52:21,888 These have got to come off. - But I can't see anything! 999 00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,350 - I don't care, fake it! 1000 00:52:23,350 --> 00:52:26,086 And the hair is gonna come down! 1001 00:52:26,086 --> 00:52:27,607 - My mom likes this hairdo! 1002 00:52:27,607 --> 00:52:30,607 - Your mommy isn't at camp with you. 1003 00:52:43,583 --> 00:52:45,051 - I got to go for (mumbles). 1004 00:52:45,051 --> 00:52:46,896 - Well what's the hurry? 1005 00:52:46,896 --> 00:52:49,177 - I got to figure out my costume for tonight! 1006 00:52:49,177 --> 00:52:50,427 You should too. 1007 00:52:51,518 --> 00:52:52,851 - Just one more. 1008 00:52:58,432 --> 00:52:59,765 - See ya! - Okay. 1009 00:53:01,808 --> 00:53:04,891 (smokey blues music) 1010 00:53:52,673 --> 00:53:54,701 (crickets chirping) 1011 00:53:54,701 --> 00:53:57,246 (sniffing) 1012 00:53:57,246 --> 00:53:59,221 - [Matt] Mrs. Samuels? 1013 00:53:59,221 --> 00:54:00,953 (sobbing) 1014 00:54:00,953 --> 00:54:02,908 Mrs. Samuels are you okay? 1015 00:54:02,908 --> 00:54:04,140 I mean is there anything I can do? 1016 00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:05,919 - [Mrs. Samuels] No. 1017 00:54:05,919 --> 00:54:07,349 - [Matt] All right. 1018 00:54:07,349 --> 00:54:10,182 - [Mrs. Samuels] Yes, sit with me. 1019 00:54:11,340 --> 00:54:12,507 - [Matt] Sure. 1020 00:54:14,954 --> 00:54:18,319 - I'll be all right, I just needed a good cry. 1021 00:54:18,319 --> 00:54:19,781 - [Matt] Why? 1022 00:54:19,781 --> 00:54:21,926 - Oh lots of reasons. 1023 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,469 Things you probably wouldn't understand, 1024 00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:27,363 til you get a little older. 1025 00:54:27,363 --> 00:54:28,363 - Like what? 1026 00:54:29,484 --> 00:54:34,155 - Oh, (sighs), things like loneliness, 1027 00:54:34,155 --> 00:54:35,488 and getting old. 1028 00:54:36,939 --> 00:54:39,403 (sniffing) 1029 00:54:39,403 --> 00:54:43,371 When I see all you kids with all that vitality and, 1030 00:54:43,371 --> 00:54:47,038 I get envious, do you know what that's like? 1031 00:54:48,459 --> 00:54:52,376 You still, have time Matt, to change your life, 1032 00:54:53,611 --> 00:54:55,694 and it's too late for me. 1033 00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:59,627 (sniffing) 1034 00:54:59,627 --> 00:55:00,710 - [Matt] Why? 1035 00:55:02,546 --> 00:55:03,853 - [Mrs. Samuels] Oh Matt look at me, 1036 00:55:03,853 --> 00:55:06,282 I'm 35 years old (sobs)! 1037 00:55:06,282 --> 00:55:08,282 And I'm losing my looks. 1038 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,403 - [Matt] I think you're a very beautiful woman. 1039 00:55:14,403 --> 00:55:16,041 - [Mrs. Samuels] Oh you're just saying that. 1040 00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:19,041 - No, I really mean it, I really do! 1041 00:55:21,029 --> 00:55:21,862 - Kiss me. 1042 00:55:24,523 --> 00:55:26,703 It's all right, there's no one around. 1043 00:55:26,703 --> 00:55:28,898 - [Matt] Mrs. Samuels, I don't, you know... 1044 00:55:28,898 --> 00:55:31,898 (crickets chirping) 1045 00:55:43,093 --> 00:55:44,957 - [Mrs. Samuels] What? 1046 00:55:44,957 --> 00:55:46,707 - I don't know, uh... 1047 00:55:49,196 --> 00:55:51,446 - [Mrs. Samuels] Try again. 1048 00:55:55,468 --> 00:55:57,676 No, Matt, easy, easy now! 1049 00:55:57,676 --> 00:55:59,841 - [Matt] I'm sorry. 1050 00:55:59,841 --> 00:56:02,258 No, I'm, I'm sorry, I just... 1051 00:56:03,456 --> 00:56:05,735 - Don't be sorry Matt. 1052 00:56:05,735 --> 00:56:07,363 I'm not. 1053 00:56:07,363 --> 00:56:10,024 - [Matt] M-M-M-Mrs. Samuels? 1054 00:56:10,024 --> 00:56:11,524 - Matt, come here. 1055 00:56:21,108 --> 00:56:24,441 (tender relaxing music) 1056 00:56:55,766 --> 00:56:57,538 (perky disco music) ♫ Gimme gimme gimme 1057 00:56:57,538 --> 00:56:59,830 ♫ Gimme gimme your love 1058 00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:03,567 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1059 00:57:03,567 --> 00:57:06,389 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme, whoo 1060 00:57:06,389 --> 00:57:09,222 ♫ Gimme your love 1061 00:57:10,830 --> 00:57:14,737 ♫ You set my heart on fire, whoo 1062 00:57:14,737 --> 00:57:18,639 ♫ Taken by desire, oh 1063 00:57:18,639 --> 00:57:22,230 ♫ You got me going now, I can't wait 1064 00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:25,648 ♫ So I can have you out and party with me 1065 00:57:25,648 --> 00:57:29,278 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1066 00:57:29,278 --> 00:57:32,886 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1067 00:57:32,886 --> 00:57:35,814 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme, whoo 1068 00:57:35,814 --> 00:57:38,647 ♫ Gimme your love 1069 00:57:39,510 --> 00:57:41,356 ♫ Whoa 1070 00:57:41,356 --> 00:57:45,523 ♫ We will sail together now, you and I 1071 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:50,193 ♫ Oh, together we'll discover 1072 00:57:51,548 --> 00:57:53,798 ♫ Paradise 1073 00:57:54,957 --> 00:57:58,580 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1074 00:57:58,580 --> 00:58:01,846 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1075 00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:04,257 - You want to, you know... 1076 00:58:04,257 --> 00:58:05,896 - Oh sure. 1077 00:58:05,896 --> 00:58:07,722 I love to dance! 1078 00:58:07,722 --> 00:58:08,555 - Dance? 1079 00:58:12,997 --> 00:58:15,424 - Are you okay? - Sure, why? 1080 00:58:15,424 --> 00:58:17,347 - You're so quiet. 1081 00:58:17,347 --> 00:58:19,847 - I'm sorry, I'll get with it. 1082 00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:28,010 - Hi, I'm Steve, you're really a foxy chick, 1083 00:58:28,010 --> 00:58:29,179 I don't believe we've met. 1084 00:58:29,179 --> 00:58:30,609 - I'm Linda you dummy. 1085 00:58:30,609 --> 00:58:33,517 - Huh? - That's Linda all right. 1086 00:58:33,517 --> 00:58:36,364 - Wait, wait a minute, hold it, hold it, wait a minute... 1087 00:58:36,364 --> 00:58:39,364 (perky disco music) 1088 00:58:56,486 --> 00:58:58,823 - Horse my boy, having fun? 1089 00:58:58,823 --> 00:58:59,933 - Oh yeah, (mumbles). 1090 00:58:59,933 --> 00:59:01,572 - Good, good. 1091 00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:04,938 Uh, when you get home be sure and tell your folks about us. 1092 00:59:04,938 --> 00:59:06,350 You know, how much fun you had, 1093 00:59:06,350 --> 00:59:08,812 and, about the camp's problem, you know. 1094 00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:10,062 - Okay, I will. 1095 00:59:11,141 --> 00:59:14,273 - By the way, how's your father's export business doing? 1096 00:59:14,273 --> 00:59:15,190 - Not. - Eh? 1097 00:59:16,190 --> 00:59:17,963 - (whistles) Bankrupt. 1098 00:59:17,963 --> 00:59:18,796 - Oh, oh. 1099 00:59:20,283 --> 00:59:24,116 - I can't believe you're eating all that food! 1100 00:59:25,169 --> 00:59:27,486 - Don't worry, I saved plenty of room 1101 00:59:27,486 --> 00:59:30,173 to eat you for dessert my little sugar plumb. 1102 00:59:30,173 --> 00:59:33,173 (snorting laughing) 1103 00:59:41,442 --> 00:59:44,473 - I wanna get laid tonight! 1104 00:59:44,473 --> 00:59:47,473 You heard me, I want a man, tonight! 1105 00:59:48,611 --> 00:59:52,231 - Are your sure? - Of course I'm sure! 1106 00:59:52,231 --> 00:59:54,725 What's the matter, aren't I as good as anybody else? 1107 00:59:54,725 --> 00:59:57,643 - Oh of course you are Muffy! 1108 00:59:57,643 --> 01:00:00,481 Well do you have anybody in particular in mind? 1109 01:00:00,481 --> 01:00:03,012 - Well, after eliminating the boys you guys 1110 01:00:03,012 --> 01:00:05,429 are interested in, I decided, 1111 01:00:06,738 --> 01:00:07,571 on him! 1112 01:00:09,095 --> 01:00:10,128 - Him? 1113 01:00:10,128 --> 01:00:11,906 Are you kidding? 1114 01:00:11,906 --> 01:00:13,823 - No I'm quite serious. 1115 01:00:15,049 --> 01:00:16,610 - Hey, w-w-w-where you taking us? 1116 01:00:16,610 --> 01:00:19,613 - Shut up and come with us! 1117 01:00:19,613 --> 01:00:21,764 - For the camp's sake, why don't you have 1118 01:00:21,764 --> 01:00:23,270 them send your sister up? 1119 01:00:23,270 --> 01:00:24,638 - My sister? 1120 01:00:24,638 --> 01:00:28,805 No way, not with all this smoking and boozing around here! 1121 01:00:31,184 --> 01:00:35,184 - Horse, how would you like to get laid tonight? 1122 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,681 Do you care who it is? 1123 01:00:40,681 --> 01:00:41,931 - Are you sure? 1124 01:00:44,144 --> 01:00:45,144 - Follow us. 1125 01:00:48,820 --> 01:00:50,903 - Hey what about me guys? 1126 01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,692 - Horse! 1127 01:00:59,692 --> 01:01:01,859 This is very special weed. 1128 01:01:02,753 --> 01:01:06,003 It will turn a nun into a nymphomaniac. 1129 01:01:43,371 --> 01:01:45,621 (coughing) 1130 01:01:49,644 --> 01:01:51,939 - I don't have any brothers or sisters. 1131 01:01:51,939 --> 01:01:53,731 - You don't? 1132 01:01:53,731 --> 01:01:56,398 Couldn't your family adopt some? 1133 01:02:00,615 --> 01:02:03,147 - Hey, hey what do I do next? 1134 01:02:03,147 --> 01:02:06,294 - What do you mean what do I do next? 1135 01:02:06,294 --> 01:02:08,931 Haven't you ever been alone with a girl before? 1136 01:02:08,931 --> 01:02:11,423 - (chuckles) Sure I have. 1137 01:02:11,423 --> 01:02:13,590 No. - Are you shitting me? 1138 01:02:14,857 --> 01:02:16,232 - Will you cut it out and tell me what 1139 01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:17,882 I'm supposed to do next? 1140 01:02:17,882 --> 01:02:19,889 - Hello, hello Simba. 1141 01:02:19,889 --> 01:02:23,306 Hello! (fingers snapping) 1142 01:02:28,427 --> 01:02:31,177 (Muffy coughing) 1143 01:02:36,445 --> 01:02:37,278 - Wow. 1144 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,852 That's wonderful water. 1145 01:02:40,852 --> 01:02:41,685 - Yeah. 1146 01:02:42,564 --> 01:02:45,748 - That's the best water I ever had! 1147 01:02:45,748 --> 01:02:47,248 It's, it's, clean, 1148 01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:50,757 and it's cool, and fresh-- 1149 01:02:52,688 --> 01:02:54,257 - And wet. 1150 01:02:54,257 --> 01:02:55,257 - Wet, yeah. 1151 01:02:57,025 --> 01:03:00,025 (perky disco music) 1152 01:03:42,447 --> 01:03:45,032 - Tell me, do you think a slave and his mistress 1153 01:03:45,032 --> 01:03:47,418 could ever find true happiness together? 1154 01:03:47,418 --> 01:03:51,585 - That's very possible doctor, you don't look like a slave. 1155 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,181 - Well that's because my sheets haven't come back 1156 01:03:55,181 --> 01:03:57,052 yet from the laundry. 1157 01:03:57,052 --> 01:03:58,411 What's your excuse? 1158 01:03:58,411 --> 01:04:00,352 - You know, with your family's connections, 1159 01:04:00,352 --> 01:04:02,089 I'm sure they could help us out. 1160 01:04:02,089 --> 01:04:05,190 - I don't know about that, but I'd like to help you out! 1161 01:04:05,190 --> 01:04:06,960 - How? - You know, 1162 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,588 tit for tat! 1163 01:04:08,588 --> 01:04:11,421 (Herman giggling) 1164 01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:14,772 - [Jenny] How does this feel? 1165 01:04:14,772 --> 01:04:16,355 - [Ricky] Terrific! 1166 01:04:17,766 --> 01:04:20,258 Oh that feels so good! 1167 01:04:20,258 --> 01:04:22,258 Ah, oh shit, I gotta go! 1168 01:04:23,352 --> 01:04:24,425 - Why? - Never mind! 1169 01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:27,092 Don't worry, I'll be right back. 1170 01:04:33,162 --> 01:04:33,995 - Well? 1171 01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:39,672 - Make, make yourself comfortable. 1172 01:04:44,682 --> 01:04:48,182 Can I, can I get you a drink or something? 1173 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,010 - Scotch, straight up. 1174 01:05:06,484 --> 01:05:08,151 - Straight up it is! 1175 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:16,627 To us! (glasses clinking) 1176 01:05:21,032 --> 01:05:22,115 - Undress me! 1177 01:05:24,473 --> 01:05:25,306 - Sure. 1178 01:05:34,777 --> 01:05:37,360 - Okay take me over to the bed. 1179 01:05:47,125 --> 01:05:47,958 Hurry up! 1180 01:05:48,815 --> 01:05:52,040 (crickets chirping) 1181 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:52,873 - Oh! 1182 01:05:58,429 --> 01:05:59,628 Is the camera in position? 1183 01:05:59,628 --> 01:06:02,912 - Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! - Because they are! 1184 01:06:02,912 --> 01:06:06,412 Ready, rolling, sex at its best, take one. 1185 01:06:08,713 --> 01:06:09,546 Action! 1186 01:06:10,888 --> 01:06:12,975 - Okay doctor, you're gonna do 1187 01:06:12,975 --> 01:06:15,892 everything I want you to do, right? 1188 01:06:17,001 --> 01:06:19,668 - Right. - Okay kiss my fingers. 1189 01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,193 Harder, come on! 1190 01:06:26,193 --> 01:06:30,276 Okay that's good, I want you to bite my neck now! 1191 01:06:31,952 --> 01:06:32,952 Ooh, my ear! 1192 01:06:34,762 --> 01:06:35,595 Come on! 1193 01:06:37,097 --> 01:06:38,896 Okay that's good. 1194 01:06:38,896 --> 01:06:41,729 Now I want you to kiss my breasts. 1195 01:06:44,229 --> 01:06:45,062 Good. 1196 01:06:47,683 --> 01:06:48,516 Good. 1197 01:06:50,546 --> 01:06:54,129 Now, I know what you want and I want it to. 1198 01:06:56,300 --> 01:07:00,067 I'm gonna walk all over you with my heels. 1199 01:07:00,067 --> 01:07:01,067 - Oh, great. 1200 01:07:03,795 --> 01:07:06,664 - [Pam] Okay I want you to kiss my toe first. 1201 01:07:06,664 --> 01:07:08,737 - Could we talk about this for a moment or so? 1202 01:07:08,737 --> 01:07:10,795 - [Pam] Come on and kiss it! 1203 01:07:10,795 --> 01:07:13,315 (lips smacking) 1204 01:07:13,315 --> 01:07:15,874 (grunting) How does that feel? 1205 01:07:15,874 --> 01:07:16,802 - Great! 1206 01:07:16,802 --> 01:07:18,302 - Ay, yi yi yi yi! 1207 01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:22,611 - Wow, look at that! (chuckling) 1208 01:07:22,611 --> 01:07:24,533 - I wonder if this is how Roman Polanski got his start. 1209 01:07:24,533 --> 01:07:26,969 (grunting) - Harder! 1210 01:07:26,969 --> 01:07:28,454 Come on doctor harder! 1211 01:07:28,454 --> 01:07:30,033 (panting) - Wait, I'm coming. 1212 01:07:30,033 --> 01:07:34,200 (grunting) (groaning) 1213 01:07:39,737 --> 01:07:42,202 - This (mumbles). 1214 01:07:42,202 --> 01:07:43,319 - Oh god. - It was an 1215 01:07:43,319 --> 01:07:45,060 Academy Award Performance! 1216 01:07:45,060 --> 01:07:47,666 - You know it, now let's get this equipment back like fast! 1217 01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:50,416 Let's go, let's go! - Quiet, shoo! 1218 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:56,879 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1219 01:07:56,879 --> 01:08:00,509 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1220 01:08:00,509 --> 01:08:03,442 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme, whoo 1221 01:08:03,442 --> 01:08:06,275 ♫ Gimme your love 1222 01:08:07,790 --> 01:08:11,744 ♫ You set my heart afire, whoo 1223 01:08:11,744 --> 01:08:15,572 ♫ Taken my desire, oh 1224 01:08:15,572 --> 01:08:19,184 ♫ You got me going now, I can't wait 1225 01:08:19,184 --> 01:08:22,527 ♫ So I can have you out and party with me 1226 01:08:22,527 --> 01:08:26,166 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1227 01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:29,834 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1228 01:08:29,834 --> 01:08:32,524 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme, whoo 1229 01:08:32,524 --> 01:08:35,357 ♫ Gimme your love 1230 01:08:36,264 --> 01:08:38,159 ♫ Oh oh 1231 01:08:38,159 --> 01:08:40,894 ♫ We will sail together now 1232 01:08:40,894 --> 01:08:43,561 ♫ You and I, oh 1233 01:08:45,223 --> 01:08:49,390 ♫ Together we'll discover paradise 1234 01:08:51,710 --> 01:08:55,198 ♫ Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme your love 1235 01:08:55,198 --> 01:08:57,135 (applauding) 1236 01:08:57,135 --> 01:09:01,302 - Yowsa yowsa yowsa, may I have your attention please! 1237 01:09:02,233 --> 01:09:04,442 We will now view videotaped 1238 01:09:04,442 --> 01:09:07,828 highlights of today's activities! 1239 01:09:07,828 --> 01:09:09,367 - Uh-oh. 1240 01:09:09,367 --> 01:09:13,534 (screaming) (gasping) 1241 01:09:15,696 --> 01:09:18,805 - Whoo, whoo whoo! - Good evening ladies 1242 01:09:18,805 --> 01:09:23,510 and gentlemen, this is your announcer, Herman Samuels, 1243 01:09:23,510 --> 01:09:27,868 advising you to join us at the first annual camp-- 1244 01:09:27,868 --> 01:09:32,035 (groaning) (grunting) 1245 01:09:33,686 --> 01:09:36,103 (applauding) 1246 01:09:37,706 --> 01:09:38,706 - Oh! - Whoo! 1247 01:09:40,756 --> 01:09:43,423 - [Girl] Sock it to her Dr. Fox! 1248 01:09:44,799 --> 01:09:46,989 - Make her the man! - Hey Dr. Fox, 1249 01:09:46,989 --> 01:09:49,377 can I be next, any sloppy seconds? 1250 01:09:49,377 --> 01:09:52,801 - Um, shit Pam! - Hey Pam, when do I get some? 1251 01:09:52,801 --> 01:09:54,903 (applauding) - Whoo, whoo! 1252 01:09:54,903 --> 01:09:56,106 (Herman shouting) 1253 01:09:56,106 --> 01:09:58,471 - What's going on here? 1254 01:09:58,471 --> 01:10:00,623 (grunting) 1255 01:10:00,623 --> 01:10:01,839 - [Fox] Ah! 1256 01:10:01,839 --> 01:10:04,089 (laughing) 1257 01:10:07,651 --> 01:10:09,068 The party's over. 1258 01:10:10,602 --> 01:10:12,244 - [Jenny] (giggles) Where are we going? 1259 01:10:12,244 --> 01:10:14,245 - [Ricky] If I tell 'ya it will ruin the surprise! 1260 01:10:14,245 --> 01:10:16,062 - [Jenny] I don't like surprise! 1261 01:10:16,062 --> 01:10:18,294 - You'll like this one! (giggling) 1262 01:10:18,294 --> 01:10:22,560 - Oh Horse, look at the stars, they're beautiful! 1263 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,138 I want to fly up to them! 1264 01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:27,375 - Hey Mike, Mike, you gotta let me use your van! 1265 01:10:27,375 --> 01:10:28,625 - Gee I don't know. - Come on anything, 1266 01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:29,501 I'll do anything for you! 1267 01:10:29,501 --> 01:10:30,654 I gotta have it buddy. 1268 01:10:30,654 --> 01:10:32,302 - Can I watch? 1269 01:10:32,302 --> 01:10:34,047 - Mike don't do this to me. 1270 01:10:34,047 --> 01:10:35,427 - All right, all right, it was just an idea, 1271 01:10:35,427 --> 01:10:37,146 just an idea, you can have it, the keys are in there. 1272 01:10:37,146 --> 01:10:41,842 - Yeah, you're a pal, you're a buddy, you're a pal. 1273 01:10:41,842 --> 01:10:44,842 (crickets chirping) 1274 01:10:48,678 --> 01:10:51,011 - You want to go for a walk? 1275 01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:55,733 - Mrs. Samuels, I uh, 1276 01:10:58,699 --> 01:11:02,419 I just want to, well I really don't know how 1277 01:11:02,419 --> 01:11:03,286 to say this but I.. 1278 01:11:03,286 --> 01:11:07,543 - (chuckles) You don't have to, I understand. 1279 01:11:07,543 --> 01:11:08,793 You want Cindi. 1280 01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:11,761 - Yeah. 1281 01:11:11,761 --> 01:11:15,210 I, I'm sorry Mrs. Samuels, but I-- 1282 01:11:15,210 --> 01:11:16,127 - Don't be. 1283 01:11:17,351 --> 01:11:21,184 I'll remember our moment for a long long time. 1284 01:11:22,567 --> 01:11:24,700 Can we remember this together? 1285 01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:26,698 - Sure. - And nothing can ever take 1286 01:11:26,698 --> 01:11:28,939 this away from us. 1287 01:11:28,939 --> 01:11:29,772 - No. 1288 01:11:34,185 --> 01:11:35,018 Thank you. 1289 01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:44,408 - Our chariot awaits. 1290 01:11:44,408 --> 01:11:45,929 - (sighs) You mean, this? 1291 01:11:45,929 --> 01:11:47,551 - Yeah, why not? 1292 01:11:47,551 --> 01:11:49,799 You know, you ought to be on the stage! 1293 01:11:49,799 --> 01:11:51,500 - Oh yeah, the first stage out of town. 1294 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,750 (laughing) 1295 01:12:02,578 --> 01:12:04,354 - Hey Dick, I think there's a leak in the 1296 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:06,524 moonbounce I think you better go check it. 1297 01:12:06,524 --> 01:12:07,357 - Shit. 1298 01:12:15,001 --> 01:12:18,107 - Come on everybody, let's have a drink. 1299 01:12:18,107 --> 01:12:19,269 We deserve it. 1300 01:12:19,269 --> 01:12:22,049 - [Bertha] Oh, you can say that again. 1301 01:12:22,049 --> 01:12:24,414 - Okay, come on everybody let's have a drink, 1302 01:12:24,414 --> 01:12:25,844 we deserve it. 1303 01:12:25,844 --> 01:12:28,810 - [Muffy] Wow Horse, they're beautiful. 1304 01:12:28,810 --> 01:12:31,626 Isn't that the big dipper? 1305 01:12:31,626 --> 01:12:33,111 - [Horse] Huh? 1306 01:12:33,111 --> 01:12:36,911 - [Muffy] The stars, aren't they beautiful? 1307 01:12:36,911 --> 01:12:39,270 (snoring) 1308 01:12:39,270 --> 01:12:41,202 - [Dick] Well I don't see anything wrong with it. 1309 01:12:41,202 --> 01:12:43,202 - [Girl] No look inside. 1310 01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:47,133 Come on! 1311 01:12:49,314 --> 01:12:50,741 - [Dick] What's going on here? 1312 01:12:50,741 --> 01:12:52,583 What are you guys doing? 1313 01:12:52,583 --> 01:12:55,046 (boisterous shouting) (squealing) 1314 01:12:55,046 --> 01:12:55,963 Help, help! 1315 01:13:01,797 --> 01:13:04,547 - She likes me, she likes me not. 1316 01:13:06,365 --> 01:13:07,448 She likes me, 1317 01:13:08,957 --> 01:13:10,975 she likes me not. 1318 01:13:10,975 --> 01:13:12,058 She likes me. 1319 01:13:14,509 --> 01:13:15,926 She likes me not. 1320 01:13:17,444 --> 01:13:19,277 Shit, no one likes me. 1321 01:13:21,773 --> 01:13:25,940 (grunting) (groaning) 1322 01:13:34,888 --> 01:13:37,165 (springs squeaking) 1323 01:13:37,165 --> 01:13:39,841 (boisterous shouting) (squealing) 1324 01:13:39,841 --> 01:13:42,510 - [All] Our (mumbles) number one 1325 01:13:42,510 --> 01:13:45,236 and we're having lots of fun, 1326 01:13:45,236 --> 01:13:49,403 oh we (mumbles) lay me down and do it again. 1327 01:13:50,275 --> 01:13:51,858 Roll me over, and-- 1328 01:13:54,385 --> 01:13:56,343 (water splashing) 1329 01:13:56,343 --> 01:13:59,343 (crickets chirping) 1330 01:14:02,180 --> 01:14:04,400 - [Kim] Oh Steve, Steve! 1331 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:05,233 - What? 1332 01:14:08,437 --> 01:14:10,391 - Oh Steve, Mike's in trouble. 1333 01:14:10,391 --> 01:14:11,496 - What kind of trouble? 1334 01:14:11,496 --> 01:14:13,005 - Uh, his van is stuck. 1335 01:14:13,005 --> 01:14:14,198 Come on I'll take you to him. 1336 01:14:14,198 --> 01:14:15,809 - What's wrong? - I'm gonna give Mike 1337 01:14:15,809 --> 01:14:17,156 a hand, I'll be right back. 1338 01:14:17,156 --> 01:14:21,323 - Yes, we better take your bike, it'll be a lot faster. 1339 01:14:24,292 --> 01:14:25,125 - Cindi! 1340 01:14:27,658 --> 01:14:28,491 Cindi. 1341 01:14:30,067 --> 01:14:32,626 Look I'm sorry, okay, it was nothing, 1342 01:14:32,626 --> 01:14:33,963 please don't be angry with me. 1343 01:14:33,963 --> 01:14:36,235 - I'm not angry with you Matt. 1344 01:14:36,235 --> 01:14:37,273 - You're not? 1345 01:14:37,273 --> 01:14:38,773 - No, I'm furious. 1346 01:14:42,864 --> 01:14:45,314 (chuckling) 1347 01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,314 - Come here. 1348 01:14:47,681 --> 01:14:49,284 Hey, I got a great idea. 1349 01:14:49,284 --> 01:14:50,212 - What? 1350 01:14:50,212 --> 01:14:51,849 - Take a ride to the beach 1351 01:14:51,849 --> 01:14:53,079 - Okay. 1352 01:14:53,079 --> 01:14:56,079 (crickets chirping) 1353 01:14:59,976 --> 01:15:00,976 - Guess who? 1354 01:15:02,311 --> 01:15:03,871 - I don't know, who? 1355 01:15:03,871 --> 01:15:04,704 - It's me! 1356 01:15:05,567 --> 01:15:06,484 - Who's me? 1357 01:15:07,412 --> 01:15:08,492 - Me! 1358 01:15:08,492 --> 01:15:10,522 - Uh oh, oh, me! 1359 01:15:10,522 --> 01:15:12,523 I mean you (chuckles)! 1360 01:15:12,523 --> 01:15:14,940 - Come on Mike, come with me. 1361 01:15:15,922 --> 01:15:16,839 - For what? 1362 01:15:18,326 --> 01:15:22,243 - It's time for us to make, mad and passionate, 1363 01:15:23,627 --> 01:15:25,504 animalistic love! 1364 01:15:25,504 --> 01:15:27,337 - Uh, are you kidding? 1365 01:15:33,725 --> 01:15:36,517 You're not kidding, she's not kidding! 1366 01:15:36,517 --> 01:15:38,410 (motor revving) 1367 01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:39,910 - [Kim] Stop here! 1368 01:15:44,810 --> 01:15:46,060 - Where's Mike? 1369 01:15:47,070 --> 01:15:48,285 - I don't know. 1370 01:15:48,285 --> 01:15:49,425 - I don't get it. 1371 01:15:49,425 --> 01:15:53,592 - (giggles) Aw, come on Steve, don't be so naive. 1372 01:15:55,969 --> 01:15:56,859 Come here. - Hey look Kim, 1373 01:15:56,859 --> 01:15:59,494 cut the crap, I've gotta get back to Linda. 1374 01:15:59,494 --> 01:16:01,469 - Oh what for? 1375 01:16:01,469 --> 01:16:05,503 You know you'd have a much better time with me. 1376 01:16:05,503 --> 01:16:08,586 Come on Steve, give it a chance, huh? 1377 01:16:09,825 --> 01:16:12,000 - Be a good girl and put your dress back on. 1378 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:12,833 - No. 1379 01:16:12,833 --> 01:16:14,166 - Suit yourself. 1380 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:16,862 (engine revving) 1381 01:16:16,862 --> 01:16:19,010 - Hey where you going? - Back to Linda. 1382 01:16:19,010 --> 01:16:20,468 - You know you're a real bastard! 1383 01:16:20,468 --> 01:16:22,527 - How'd you find out, it's supposed to be a family secret. 1384 01:16:22,527 --> 01:16:24,197 - [Kim] Oh fuck you! 1385 01:16:24,197 --> 01:16:27,087 (engine revving) 1386 01:16:27,087 --> 01:16:28,670 You son of a bitch! 1387 01:16:29,683 --> 01:16:32,183 (Kim yelling) 1388 01:16:34,186 --> 01:16:36,629 (Kim screaming) 1389 01:16:36,629 --> 01:16:39,379 (waves crashing) 1390 01:16:48,111 --> 01:16:50,046 - [All] When the saints 1391 01:16:50,046 --> 01:16:51,463 go marching in... 1392 01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:57,778 - It's over. 1393 01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:02,480 - What'd you say Herman? 1394 01:17:04,334 --> 01:17:06,470 - I said it's over. 1395 01:17:06,470 --> 01:17:07,637 - What's over? 1396 01:17:08,639 --> 01:17:09,556 - The camp. 1397 01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:15,133 It's done. 1398 01:17:16,152 --> 01:17:17,652 Finished, the end. 1399 01:17:20,242 --> 01:17:21,654 Period. 1400 01:17:21,654 --> 01:17:23,737 - Oh Herman, it can't be. 1401 01:17:24,979 --> 01:17:25,979 - But it is. 1402 01:17:27,738 --> 01:17:31,289 Only a miracle could save us now. 1403 01:17:31,289 --> 01:17:33,706 - Kids might still come back. 1404 01:17:37,753 --> 01:17:40,663 - Even if they did it wouldn't help. 1405 01:17:40,663 --> 01:17:44,830 Oh, we, might be able to coast by for another year, but... 1406 01:17:52,893 --> 01:17:55,476 - Come on dear let's go to bed. 1407 01:18:01,857 --> 01:18:02,690 Goodnight. 1408 01:18:15,315 --> 01:18:19,701 (pleasant music) (chattering) 1409 01:18:19,701 --> 01:18:22,742 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, have a safe trip. 1410 01:18:22,742 --> 01:18:24,588 All right... - Herman don't worry, 1411 01:18:24,588 --> 01:18:27,763 there are other things in this world besides this camp! 1412 01:18:27,763 --> 01:18:29,513 We'll find something. 1413 01:18:31,139 --> 01:18:34,306 - You're right, and we will, together. 1414 01:18:35,528 --> 01:18:37,368 (perky music) - Hey Herman, 1415 01:18:37,368 --> 01:18:38,786 have you seen Dick? 1416 01:18:38,786 --> 01:18:42,119 - Nah, I don't know, I haven't seen him. 1417 01:18:53,783 --> 01:18:54,739 - Hey Mike! 1418 01:18:54,739 --> 01:18:55,612 - Yeah? - How'd you make out 1419 01:18:55,612 --> 01:18:57,258 last night, did you get any? 1420 01:18:57,258 --> 01:18:59,845 - Hey, Steve, I mean that's personal, you know, 1421 01:18:59,845 --> 01:19:02,245 I don't believe in bragging about things like that. 1422 01:19:02,245 --> 01:19:03,495 - Well did you? 1423 01:19:04,530 --> 01:19:07,204 - Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes! 1424 01:19:07,204 --> 01:19:08,037 - Bye guys! - Hey Horse! 1425 01:19:08,037 --> 01:19:09,602 Horse! 1426 01:19:09,602 --> 01:19:11,650 Take it easy, it's been a lot of fun! 1427 01:19:11,650 --> 01:19:15,581 - Yeah and don't do anything we wouldn't do. 1428 01:19:15,581 --> 01:19:17,914 - Oh you guys are real pigs! 1429 01:19:18,863 --> 01:19:21,718 - [Matt And Ricky] Well excuse us! 1430 01:19:21,718 --> 01:19:23,968 (grunting) 1431 01:19:25,512 --> 01:19:27,467 - Well hey Cindi, isn't that what's her name? 1432 01:19:27,467 --> 01:19:29,433 - Oh my god I can't believe it! 1433 01:19:29,433 --> 01:19:31,191 Can I have your autograph please? 1434 01:19:31,191 --> 01:19:33,851 - Saw you on the tube last night, you're our favorite star! 1435 01:19:33,851 --> 01:19:35,851 - Oh fuck off, will you? 1436 01:19:37,460 --> 01:19:38,654 - Are you Mike? 1437 01:19:38,654 --> 01:19:39,487 - Yeah? 1438 01:19:39,487 --> 01:19:43,178 - We have heard so much about you, lover! 1439 01:19:43,178 --> 01:19:46,319 - Can we ride with you, please? 1440 01:19:46,319 --> 01:19:47,317 - Sure! 1441 01:19:47,317 --> 01:19:49,567 (mumbling) 1442 01:19:51,568 --> 01:19:52,571 - Bye now. 1443 01:19:52,571 --> 01:19:54,848 - Hey, hey, hey hey hey, where you going? 1444 01:19:54,848 --> 01:19:56,584 - Home! - Not on that bus. 1445 01:19:56,584 --> 01:19:58,666 - You're going with us. 1446 01:19:58,666 --> 01:20:00,761 - I thought they'd never ask. 1447 01:20:00,761 --> 01:20:01,928 - Well? - Okay. 1448 01:20:07,958 --> 01:20:10,717 - You rotten mother! - Ooph! 1449 01:20:10,717 --> 01:20:12,043 - Bye Herman. - Oh! 1450 01:20:12,043 --> 01:20:14,793 - Thanks a lot. - Bye Mr. Samuels. 1451 01:20:16,996 --> 01:20:18,623 - Bye Matt. 1452 01:20:18,623 --> 01:20:20,326 - Thanks for coming. - Uh-huh, bye (mumbles). 1453 01:20:20,326 --> 01:20:24,161 - Thanks Mr. Samuels, we had a great time. 1454 01:20:24,161 --> 01:20:26,854 You know the guys and I had a little talk and, 1455 01:20:26,854 --> 01:20:28,461 we decided we're gonna try our darndest 1456 01:20:28,461 --> 01:20:30,250 to help out the camp. 1457 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:33,128 - Ah, thanks Ricky, I certainly appreciate that! 1458 01:20:33,128 --> 01:20:34,880 - Buh bye. - Goodbye Ricky. 1459 01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:36,843 - Well Herman, that just about does it, 1460 01:20:36,843 --> 01:20:37,905 we're all finished up. 1461 01:20:37,905 --> 01:20:39,655 - Okay thanks George. 1462 01:20:43,533 --> 01:20:45,172 - Wait until I get my hands 1463 01:20:45,172 --> 01:20:46,212 on you! (Kim screaming) 1464 01:20:46,212 --> 01:20:47,622 - Not gonna happen, you've been abusing 1465 01:20:47,622 --> 01:20:48,772 that vibrator so long you don't know what 1466 01:20:48,772 --> 01:20:49,869 to do with the real thing! 1467 01:20:49,869 --> 01:20:51,916 (mumbling) 1468 01:20:51,916 --> 01:20:53,567 You probably tried to plug it into a wall! 1469 01:20:53,567 --> 01:20:56,509 - Listen I could get more sex in a week than you could 1470 01:20:56,509 --> 01:20:59,798 in a whole year, if I wanted to! 1471 01:20:59,798 --> 01:21:01,497 - Okay (mumbles), you do that to their animals? 1472 01:21:01,497 --> 01:21:02,533 (screaming) 1473 01:21:02,533 --> 01:21:05,116 (plunky music) 1474 01:21:06,767 --> 01:21:10,100 - [Jerry] Hey, wait for me, wait for me! 1475 01:21:22,234 --> 01:21:25,755 - [Ricky] You know Matt, seriously, 1476 01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:27,941 I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life. 1477 01:21:27,941 --> 01:21:31,475 I mean college, job waiting, marriage... 1478 01:21:31,475 --> 01:21:33,391 - [Matt] Up yours Ricky. 1479 01:21:33,391 --> 01:21:35,641 - Mr. Samuels, Mr. Samuels! 1480 01:21:37,633 --> 01:21:40,376 Mr. Samuels, Mr. Samuels, you mean, you remember me, huh? 1481 01:21:40,376 --> 01:21:43,856 - Yes, yes, you're that uh, Mr. Geologist right? 1482 01:21:43,856 --> 01:21:45,324 - Right, right, and you'll never guess what 1483 01:21:45,324 --> 01:21:46,828 I found, it's fantastic! 1484 01:21:46,828 --> 01:21:49,079 Over there-- - Don't tell me, 1485 01:21:49,079 --> 01:21:50,162 let me guess. 1486 01:21:51,646 --> 01:21:54,588 You discovered oil on the property, right? 1487 01:21:54,588 --> 01:21:55,671 - Absolutely. 1488 01:21:56,772 --> 01:21:59,534 - And I'm gonna be a very rich man, right? 1489 01:21:59,534 --> 01:22:00,701 - Yeah, right. 1490 01:22:01,702 --> 01:22:04,456 Well what do you say, huh? 1491 01:22:04,456 --> 01:22:05,789 - What do I say? 1492 01:22:09,104 --> 01:22:11,858 I'm rich (laughs)! 1493 01:22:11,858 --> 01:22:12,743 I'm rich! 1494 01:22:12,743 --> 01:22:14,458 (lively music) We're rich (laughs)! 1495 01:22:14,458 --> 01:22:15,475 We're rich! 1496 01:22:15,475 --> 01:22:17,179 (laughing) 1497 01:22:17,179 --> 01:22:19,679 The camp is saved, we're rich! 1498 01:22:20,647 --> 01:22:24,437 We're rich (laughs)! 1499 01:22:24,437 --> 01:22:25,354 We're rich! 1500 01:22:27,195 --> 01:22:29,147 The camp is saved! 1501 01:22:29,147 --> 01:22:32,591 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 1502 01:22:32,591 --> 01:22:36,937 ♫ Where the days are short and the nights are fast 1503 01:22:36,937 --> 01:22:40,718 ♫ Memories dance of sweet romance 1504 01:22:40,718 --> 01:22:45,432 ♫ And a million first tastes of love 1505 01:22:45,432 --> 01:22:49,446 ♫ Everybody come to have a good time 1506 01:22:49,446 --> 01:22:53,504 ♫ Everybody come to have a ball 1507 01:22:53,504 --> 01:22:57,219 ♫ All the things we've heard and all the truths we find 1508 01:22:57,219 --> 01:23:01,386 ♫ Hardly ever takes the (mumbles) 1509 01:23:22,963 --> 01:23:26,429 ♫ Summer Camp, Summer Camp 1510 01:23:26,429 --> 01:23:30,967 ♫ You know a child came in and a young man left 1511 01:23:30,967 --> 01:23:34,649 ♫ And going home, all alone 1512 01:23:34,649 --> 01:23:38,816 ♫ With the bittersweet taste of love