1 00:00:24,950 --> 00:00:33,350 历史教会我如何去爱 History teaches me love 2 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:40,545 科普勒城堡又一个欢乐的游戏周末 Another weekend of fun and games at Castle Copula 3 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:46,509 我好奇奥布里爵士从哪儿找来 I wonder where Sir Aubrey finds 4 00:00:46,510 --> 00:00:50,180 这些毫无价值又性饥渴的蠢妞 all these worthless, sexually frustrated bimbos 5 00:00:54,351 --> 00:00:56,686 每个周末都这样 Weekend in and weekend out 6 00:00:58,855 --> 00:01:01,023 那贱人以为我没看见她露奶 Bitch thought I didn't see her flash her tit 7 00:01:02,359 --> 00:01:03,735 待会儿再收拾她 I'll get her later on 8 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:07,697 毕竟我们有两整天可以享受 After all, we have two days to enjoy ourselves 9 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:14,204 是啊 总比老实干活强 Yes, I guess it sure beats honest work 10 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:21,252 他告诉我这次有个处女 He told me there's a virgin this time out 11 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:24,506 不知道是哪个？ I wonder which one it is? 12 00:02:15,974 --> 00:02:18,309 哦 太舒服了 Oh, that feels so good 13 00:02:26,485 --> 00:02:27,611 舒服极了 Feels so good 14 00:03:05,774 --> 00:03:08,318 欢迎来到科普勒城堡 Welcome to Castle Copula 15 00:03:09,111 --> 00:03:11,613 保证各位物超所值 Each one of you is going to get your money's worth 16 00:03:13,365 --> 00:03:15,533 说不定还有额外惊喜 and maybe even a little more 17 00:03:21,748 --> 00:03:26,248 太美了 Oh, it's beautiful 18 00:03:28,088 --> 00:03:30,090 你们会玩得很尽兴 You're going to have a great time 19 00:03:34,136 --> 00:03:35,929 天呐 Oh, Jesus 20 00:03:38,432 --> 00:03:40,851 上帝 这地方太美了 God, what a beautiful place this is 21 00:03:41,685 --> 00:03:42,769 告诉我 Tell me 22 00:03:43,186 --> 00:03:44,187 黛安娜 Dianna 23 00:03:44,271 --> 00:03:45,981 我是杰瑞 很高兴认识你 L'm Jerry Nice to meet you, Jerry 24 00:03:45,981 --> 00:03:47,065 为什么来这儿？ What brings you here? 25 00:03:47,691 --> 00:03:48,775 好奇 Curiosity 26 00:03:48,984 --> 00:03:50,360 我喜欢学习新事物 I like to learn new things 27 00:03:50,694 --> 00:03:51,861 而且我喜欢操逼 Besides, I like to fuck 28 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:54,197 这是在约炮吗？ What ls that an offer? 29 00:03:54,489 --> 00:03:56,199 试试不就知道了 There's only one way to find out 30 00:04:02,289 --> 00:04:03,373 来吧 多棒的周末 Come on What a weekend 31 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,540 美妙的周末 What a weekend 32 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:08,419 欢迎来到疯人院 Welcome to the looney bin 33 00:04:10,797 --> 00:04:13,758 奥布里爵士确实以怪诞著称 Sir Aubrey does have a reputation for being the eccentric 34 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,764 鲍里斯又搞砸了 Boris screwed up again 35 00:04:20,474 --> 00:04:21,975 这不该让你们看见 You're not supposed to see this 36 00:04:21,975 --> 00:04:22,976 看好了 鲍里斯 Look, Boris 37 00:04:23,226 --> 00:04:24,310 让他们留下 Let them stay 38 00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:28,940 就让他们看 Let them stay 39 00:04:32,194 --> 00:04:34,154 只会增添 It will only add 40 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:35,906 情趣 to the pleasure 41 00:04:36,114 --> 00:04:37,949 对 让他们看着 Oh, yes Let them stay 42 00:04:40,118 --> 00:04:41,119 多么羞耻 The shame of it all 43 00:04:41,953 --> 00:04:43,454 神圣的羞耻 Oh, the divine shame 44 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:46,165 我的骚逼都湿透了 My cunt is wet with shame 45 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:06,436 其实偷窥癖 Actually, voyeurism 46 00:05:07,938 --> 00:05:09,022 在文艺复兴时期 was very popular 47 00:05:09,815 --> 00:05:11,274 很受画家青睐 with the Renaissance painters 48 00:05:34,339 --> 00:05:36,257 现在不是上历史课的时候 Now is no time for the history lesson 49 00:05:38,009 --> 00:05:39,010 鲍里斯 Boris 50 00:05:39,678 --> 00:05:44,178 带客人们去房间 然后和其他人汇合 show the guests to their rooms and have them join the others 51 00:05:45,308 --> 00:05:46,309 在图书馆 in the library 52 00:05:46,643 --> 00:05:47,685 遵命 主人 Yes, master 53 00:05:49,729 --> 00:05:50,730 孩子们 Children 54 00:05:53,024 --> 00:05:54,025 再会 adieu 55 00:05:55,652 --> 00:05:56,819 那就是奥布里爵士？ That's Sir Aubrey? 56 00:05:57,654 --> 00:05:59,989 他随时可以调教我 He can discipline me any time 57 00:06:00,615 --> 00:06:04,076 不是我装纯 但这算情色吗？ I don't mean to sound naive, but is that supposed to be erotic? 58 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:06,203 这不叫情色 宝贝 That's not erotic, honey 59 00:06:06,204 --> 00:06:07,830 我的小穴都湿了 Oh, my pussy is so wet 60 00:06:08,665 --> 00:06:10,667 真的？什么感觉？ It is? How does it feel like? 61 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,210 能摸摸吗？ Can I touch it? 62 00:06:12,961 --> 00:06:16,214 等我玩够男人再搞女人 I don't do females 'til after I've had my fill of cocks 63 00:06:16,673 --> 00:06:18,716 什么？我不是那意思 What? That's not what I meant 64 00:06:19,092 --> 00:06:20,176 别哭 宝贝 Don't cry, honey 65 00:06:20,343 --> 00:06:21,802 会好的 真的？ It'll be okay Really? 66 00:06:24,764 --> 00:06:27,224 今天谁是小荡妇啊？ Who's been a nasty wench today? 67 00:06:27,225 --> 00:06:29,685 荡妇是谁 是谁？ Wench today, Wench today? 68 00:06:30,478 --> 00:06:33,355 看你还敢玩假阳具 This will teach m'lady to play with her dildos 69 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:35,983 贱货 You worthless slut 70 00:06:36,693 --> 00:06:38,569 用力 萨德先生 再用力 Oh, harder, Mr. De Sade Harder 71 00:06:38,904 --> 00:06:40,780 打得我屁股发烫 Oh, make my cheeks red with shame 72 00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:51,374 你是我的新室友？- 是的 Are you my new roommate? - Yes 73 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:52,626 哦 明白了 Oh, I see 74 00:06:53,001 --> 00:06:55,545 想让你轻松点 I thought I'd make things a little easier on you 75 00:06:55,962 --> 00:06:56,963 哇哦 Oh, wow 76 00:07:03,887 --> 00:07:04,888 呃 Well 77 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:07,265 不打算接受邀请吗？ aren't you going to take me up on my offer? 78 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:09,183 就在这儿现在？ Right here and now? 79 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,562 来干吧 Let's fuck 80 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,106 时间够吗？ Oh, do we have time? 81 00:07:18,485 --> 00:07:20,487 抓紧这几分钟 Let's make the most of the few minutes 82 00:07:30,538 --> 00:07:31,539 太骚了 It's so hot 83 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:34,793 对 Oh, yes 84 00:07:35,126 --> 00:07:38,546 喜欢吗？ You like it? 85 00:07:40,799 --> 00:07:42,008 你的逼真好吃 Your pussy is so tasty 86 00:07:42,092 --> 00:07:43,093 爱死了 I love it 87 00:07:44,386 --> 00:07:45,845 对 Oh, yes 88 00:07:58,358 --> 00:08:00,151 就这样？嗯？ It's like that? Huh? 89 00:08:00,735 --> 00:08:01,861 天 Oh, God 90 00:08:01,945 --> 00:08:03,655 好想插进去 I'd love to have my cock in there 91 00:08:13,164 --> 00:08:14,415 对 Oh, yes 92 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:31,766 对 Oh, yes 93 00:08:41,484 --> 00:08:45,154 啊 对 吸它 Oh, yeah Oh, suck it 94 00:08:45,447 --> 00:08:46,823 把舌头伸进来 Put your tongue inside me 95 00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:49,367 对 Oh, yeah 96 00:08:51,494 --> 00:08:52,995 我要干你 L'm going to fuck you 97 00:09:07,427 --> 00:09:08,428 对 Oh, yes 98 00:09:16,978 --> 00:09:18,187 对 Oh, yes 99 00:10:17,831 --> 00:10:22,331 摸我 摸我 - 我听到了 Yes, touch me, touch me - Oh, I hear this I hear this 100 00:10:24,712 --> 00:10:26,755 哦 Oh 101 00:10:27,674 --> 00:10:32,174 太舒服了 I feel so good 102 00:11:46,753 --> 00:11:48,296 对了 你叫什么名字？ By the way, what was your name? 103 00:11:52,091 --> 00:11:55,886 这些文字写于近两千年前 Those words were written nearly 2ooo years ago 104 00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:58,139 出自罗马作家奥维德 by the famed Roman author, Ovid 105 00:11:58,765 --> 00:11:59,766 现在 Now 106 00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:03,811 这本《爱的艺术》肯定不是小学 I doubt if this book, entitled The Art of Love, was required reading 107 00:12:03,811 --> 00:12:04,853 必修课 in grade school 108 00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:07,106 但这是最古老 Nevertheless, it is one of the oldest 109 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:11,902 最权威的诱惑艺术指南 and the best authoritative books on the art of seduction 110 00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:16,115 乔叟、阿里斯托芬、薄伽丘 Some of the world's most famous authors -- Chaucer 111 00:12:16,658 --> 00:12:21,158 马洛、亨利·米勒等文豪 Aristophanes, Boccaccio, Marlowe, Henry Miller -- 112 00:12:22,288 --> 00:12:23,872 都写过情色文学 all wrote erotica 113 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,586 谁来定义下情色？ Would anyone care to define erotica? 114 00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:33,174 就是色情制品 Sure, any kinda, like, pornography 115 00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,342 黄图黄书 dirty pictures, books 116 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:40,973 色情是情色的低级形式 Pornography is considered a lower form of erotica 117 00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:44,852 毫无含蓄与格调 though totally lacking in any sort of subtlety or style 118 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:49,231 知道莎士比亚早年 Did you know that the young Shakespeare first gained 119 00:12:49,232 --> 00:12:51,359 靠情色诗成名吗？ recognition writing erotic poetry? 120 00:12:52,735 --> 00:12:57,235 如今谁会认为《维纳斯与阿多尼斯》 Who would consider today such works as Venus and Adonis 121 00:12:57,991 --> 00:13:01,285 或《鲁克丽丝受辱记》是色情？ or The Rape of Lucretia, pornographic? 122 00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:04,705 据说情色存在 I once read that erotica exists 123 00:13:05,248 --> 00:13:07,708 有双重目的 in society for a twofold purpose 124 00:13:08,251 --> 00:13:09,252 首先 First of all 125 00:13:09,836 --> 00:13:12,338 教育年轻无知者 to educate the young and the inexperienced 126 00:13:12,839 --> 00:13:16,676 其次刺激老不正经 and second, to excite the old and the important 127 00:13:22,682 --> 00:13:26,060 女士们先生们 请见我的得力助手 Ladies and gentlemen, my devoted assistant 128 00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:28,646 兼情妇 And devoted mistress 129 00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:30,481 阿曼达·威灵斯利夫人 Lady Amanda Willingsley 130 00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:42,284 首先展示几件 First, I would like to demonstrate several objects associated 131 00:13:42,285 --> 00:13:43,536 情色艺术品 with the art of erotica 132 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,746 鲍里斯 拿托盘 Boris, the tray, please 133 00:13:46,539 --> 00:13:50,292 希望在场没有胆小、害羞或假正经的人 I do hope there are none among you who are squeamish, or bashful, or prudish 134 00:13:51,044 --> 00:13:52,628 想走趁现在 If so, now is the time to leave 135 00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,421 过时不候 There will be no other opportunity 136 00:13:54,881 --> 00:13:58,509 我的研讨会向来直入主题 My seminars tend to be frank and to the point 137 00:13:59,427 --> 00:14:01,137 有服装 There'll be costumes 138 00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:02,555 化妆 makeup 139 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,641 超乎想象的疯狂 insanity beyond your wildest dreams 140 00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:08,477 绝不拐弯抹角 There'll be no beating around the bush 141 00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:12,481 当然 各位可以尽情玩弄 Although, any of you lovely people are welcome to beat 142 00:14:12,565 --> 00:14:15,651 自己的"灌木丛" around your own proverbial bushes as much as you like 143 00:14:16,527 --> 00:14:18,237 他太性感了 Oh, he's so sexy 144 00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:20,030 迷人 Fascinating 145 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:22,449 请问奥布里爵士 Excuse me, Sir Aubrey 146 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:24,910 接下来几天有具体安排吗？ is there a certain schedule for the next few days? 147 00:14:25,119 --> 00:14:26,161 有的 Yes, there is 148 00:14:26,454 --> 00:14:29,290 但我喜欢保持开放议程 Although, I do like to keep my seminars rather open-ended 149 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,251 鲍里斯 搬三把椅子 Boris, I need three chairs, please 150 00:14:35,421 --> 00:14:38,841 再找三位放得开的女士 Next, I need three sexually uninhibited ladies 151 00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:43,136 黛安娜 确定要当众做？ Dianna, are you sure you want to do this in front of everyone? 152 00:14:43,679 --> 00:14:45,263 你会做得很好的 You'll do just fine, dear 153 00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:48,810 还有谁？ Who else? 154 00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:50,645 那边那位 Yes, you over here 155 00:14:50,686 --> 00:14:51,687 过来 亲爱的 Come along, dear 156 00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:53,439 非常合适 Do very nicely 157 00:14:56,692 --> 00:14:58,068 最后一位 Lastly, let's see 158 00:14:58,694 --> 00:14:59,695 就你 Yes 159 00:14:59,987 --> 00:15:01,196 甜心 Oh, the sweet lady 160 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:03,574 很好 Very nice 161 00:15:08,162 --> 00:15:09,121 当心点 伙计 Better watch it, pal 162 00:15:09,122 --> 00:15:11,415 主人盯上你室友了 Looks like our host has eyes for your roommate 163 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,835 请为女士们准备演示 Prepare the ladies for the demonstration, please 164 00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:17,879 女士们 请尽量放松 Now, ladies, we want you to be as comfortable 165 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,256 保持舒适 and relaxed as possible 166 00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:22,218 站起来脱掉内衣 Stand up and take off your underclothes 167 00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:25,178 把裙子撩到腰间 and lift your skirts high up to your waist 168 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:26,681 脱鞋 Remove your shoes 169 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:29,182 很好 There, very good 170 00:15:30,143 --> 00:15:33,187 抬高腿 分开 Lift your legs up high and spread them wide 171 00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:41,403 不错 Quite nice 172 00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:46,158 非常甜美 Oh, yes, very sweet 173 00:15:48,369 --> 00:15:52,164 你这个小可爱 很性感 You, little one Very sensual 174 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:53,332 道具拿来 The props, please 175 00:15:56,878 --> 00:15:57,879 选得好 Good choice 176 00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:04,926 先从直型开始 充分润滑 We begin here with a straight model, which we will lubricate quite well 177 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:07,972 慢慢插入 and insert very slowly 178 00:16:08,014 --> 00:16:09,390 分开阴唇 亲爱的 Now, spread your lips, dear 179 00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:11,892 轻柔缓慢 Slowly and gently 180 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,102 好了 There 181 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:15,562 自己抽插 In and out yourself 182 00:16:16,022 --> 00:16:17,106 对 Oh, yes 183 00:16:17,398 --> 00:16:18,399 继续 There 184 00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:20,776 慢慢来 Nice and slow 185 00:16:20,943 --> 00:16:22,861 现在抽插 Now, in and out 186 00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:26,114 把阴唇撑开 亲爱的 Oh, spread your lips wide, dear 187 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,157 对 - 对 Yes - Yes 188 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,076 舒服吗？ There, isn't that good? 189 00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:31,328 真是好老师 Such a good teacher 190 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:39,962 轻缓些 Nice and slowly 191 00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:41,380 下一个 Next 192 00:16:42,381 --> 00:16:45,759 充分润滑 慢慢来 Lubricate it well and take it very slowly 193 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,219 分开阴唇 spreading the lips 194 00:16:48,346 --> 00:16:51,599 先慢慢插入 and insert it slowly at first 195 00:16:51,599 --> 00:16:52,600 好了 There 196 00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:55,811 对 稍微动动身体 Oh, yes, and move your body a little bit 197 00:16:55,978 --> 00:17:00,478 找到节奏 坚定地抽送 Create your own rhythm, pushing it in and out firmly 198 00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:02,902 对 Oh, yes 199 00:17:05,613 --> 00:17:06,614 哦 Oh, there 200 00:17:06,781 --> 00:17:10,284 注意如何创造节奏 Everybody, notice how this is done, creating your own rhythm 201 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,244 好的 All right 202 00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:13,287 对 Oh, yes 203 00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,664 很好 Very good 204 00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:18,375 建议同时抚摸乳房 Stroking of the breast is also recommended 205 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:19,668 哦 好舒服 Oh, yes, it feels good 206 00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:20,711 很舒服 对 It feels good, yes 207 00:17:23,714 --> 00:17:25,006 慢慢进 In slowly 208 00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:29,386 没想到这么刺激 Oh, I had no idea this would be so erotic 209 00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:31,347 这算情色？ Do you call that erotic? 210 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,557 对 Yes 211 00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,854 我们这样捏奶头 捏奶头 This is the way we pinch our nips, pinch our nips 212 00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:39,980 捏奶头 pinch our nips 213 00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:43,817 大清早捏奶头 This is the way we pinch our nips, so early in the morning 214 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:49,694 接下来是包皮款 同样充分润滑 Next, we have the uncircumcised model, which again, we lubricate very well 215 00:17:50,074 --> 00:17:54,574 注意看 轻柔插入 Students, please notice this and insert very gently 216 00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:56,163 好了 There 217 00:17:56,163 --> 00:17:57,831 舒服吗？ Doesn't that feel good to you? 218 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,291 对 Yes 219 00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:02,378 再次创造你的节奏 Then create your own rhythm once again 220 00:18:03,588 --> 00:18:06,299 抽插 女士们 In and out, ladies 221 00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:07,299 天 Oh, my goodness 222 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,886 这是精妙的自慰艺术 This is the fine art of masturbation, ladies and gentlemen 223 00:18:11,429 --> 00:18:12,430 真有趣 Oh, it's fun 224 00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:15,432 太棒了 - 精妙艺术 This is great - It's a fine art 225 00:18:15,516 --> 00:18:18,477 确实是 - 继续抽插 Yes, it is a fine art - Work it in and out 226 00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:25,275 看到了 There, you see 227 00:18:25,443 --> 00:18:27,153 都看清楚了？ Has everybody observed well? 228 00:18:39,332 --> 00:18:41,792 第一课到此结束 Well, class, so much for our first lesson 229 00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:45,629 稍事休息 Let us pause for the moment and we shall continue 230 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:50,009 晚上继续特别节目 with a very special presentation we have prepared for you 231 00:18:51,427 --> 00:18:54,471 今天探讨性变态及其催生的情色 Today, we will explore the sexual deviations and the erotica 232 00:18:54,513 --> 00:18:55,472 产物 that they produced 233 00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:58,392 再次聚焦性爱先驱 Once again, we turn to those sexual pioneers 234 00:18:58,559 --> 00:18:59,643 古希腊人 the ancient Greeks 235 00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:12,656 与其他文明不同 古希腊人 Unlike many other civilizations, the Greeks were quite open 236 00:19:12,657 --> 00:19:15,868 对同性之爱很开放 to the notion of love between members of the same sex 237 00:19:20,498 --> 00:19:24,752 女同性恋一词源自传奇的莱斯博斯岛 Lesbians derive their name from the legendary island of Lesbos 238 00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:28,422 著名女诗人萨福 It was there that the famed poetess, Sappho 239 00:19:28,923 --> 00:19:31,425 在此写下诗句 wrote the following lines of verse 240 00:19:43,104 --> 00:19:45,231 归来吧 我祈求 Return, I pray, clad 241 00:19:45,231 --> 00:19:46,732 披着乳白长袍 in your milk-white tunic 242 00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:49,192 欲望迸发 Desire burst forth 243 00:19:49,235 --> 00:19:50,611 因见你美貌 at the sight of your beauty 244 00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:55,866 没有女子不颤抖 No woman could not tremble 245 00:19:55,908 --> 00:19:57,492 想到被这美诱惑 at the thought of its seduction 246 00:19:59,995 --> 00:20:00,996 谢谢你 爱神 Thank you, love 247 00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:03,207 你来得正好 You came and did well to come 248 00:20:05,251 --> 00:20:06,252 我需要你 I needed you 249 00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:10,714 你让我胸中爱火燃烧 You have made love blaze up in my breast 250 00:20:12,258 --> 00:20:13,259 祝福你 Bless you 251 00:20:14,093 --> 00:20:15,177 愿你常被祝福 Bless you as often 252 00:20:15,177 --> 00:20:17,095 如同我度日如年的时辰 as the hours have been endless to me 253 00:20:17,096 --> 00:20:18,097 当你离去时 while you were gone 254 00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,604 愿这快乐为我们加倍 I prayed that it might be doubled for us 255 00:20:26,313 --> 00:20:27,772 现在我明白为何爱神 Now, I know why Eros 256 00:20:27,898 --> 00:20:28,982 在天地众神中 of all the gods of 257 00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:30,025 最受爱戴 Heaven and Earth 258 00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:31,735 始终最受爱戴 has been the best-loved 259 00:20:37,742 --> 00:20:38,909 愿众神保佑你 The gods bless you 260 00:20:39,994 --> 00:20:41,578 愿你也能安睡 May you also sleep, then 261 00:20:42,204 --> 00:20:44,539 在温柔女友的怀中 on some tender girlfriend's breast 262 00:22:15,631 --> 00:22:19,843 今晚将举行我们的传统狂欢宴 Now, remember that this evening is our custom ball and food orgy 263 00:22:20,135 --> 00:22:22,262 让大家更好地熟悉彼此 so that you can all get better acquainted 264 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,434 那么 Well 265 00:22:27,434 --> 00:22:29,519 同学们 这部影片不令人振奋吗？ class, wasn't that a stirring film? 266 00:22:31,355 --> 00:22:34,274 下午的课程到此结束 And now, that brings us to the end of the afternoon session 267 00:22:34,692 --> 00:22:36,610 请各位暂时分开 You will please tear yourselves apart 268 00:22:36,819 --> 00:22:37,820 孩子们 Children 269 00:22:37,862 --> 00:22:38,863 谢谢 thank you 270 00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:40,238 我们稍作休息 We'll take a short break 271 00:22:41,156 --> 00:22:42,782 晚上再聚 and we will reconvene tonight 272 00:22:53,544 --> 00:22:56,338 说出来你可能不信 我还是处女 You're not going to believe this, but I'm still a virgin 273 00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:59,257 就你这身材？开玩笑吧 No? With a body like that? You've got to be kidding me 274 00:22:59,258 --> 00:23:00,425 我这身材怎么了？ With a body like mine? 275 00:23:01,635 --> 00:23:03,428 来吧 我现在就满足你 Come on, let me give it to you right now 276 00:23:03,429 --> 00:23:05,431 不 我还没准备好 No, I'm not sure if I'm ready for it 277 00:23:05,931 --> 00:23:07,974 青春期就该准备好了 You were ready when you reached puberty 278 00:23:07,975 --> 00:23:11,228 我在等真命天子出现 No, I'm just waiting for the right man to come along 279 00:23:11,896 --> 00:23:13,856 我就是 此刻就在你面前 I am the right man. I'm here right now 280 00:23:13,856 --> 00:23:14,857 不 No 281 00:23:14,899 --> 00:23:18,068 真命天子出现时 我心里会知道的 When the right man comes along, I'm going to know it in my heart 282 00:23:18,193 --> 00:23:20,069 下面也会知道 I'm going to know it down here, too 283 00:23:20,237 --> 00:23:22,739 你这样撩我却不想要？ How can you show me that and not want to do it? 284 00:23:22,990 --> 00:23:24,533 你明明想继续 You want to go through with it 285 00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:26,451 我可以用其他方式满足你 There's plenty of other things I can show you 286 00:23:26,452 --> 00:23:27,828 不破处也行 without losing my virginity 287 00:23:27,953 --> 00:23:28,954 比如？ Like what? 288 00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:32,624 这样 Like this 289 00:23:34,835 --> 00:23:35,836 噢 Ooh 290 00:23:38,339 --> 00:23:39,882 来吧 就这样 Oh, come on. That's it 291 00:23:46,639 --> 00:23:48,515 想让我插进去吧？ Oh, you want it inside you, don't you? 292 00:23:57,775 --> 00:23:59,401 我要你的精液 I want your sperm 293 00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:02,320 我要尝尝 宝贝 I want to taste your sperm, babe 294 00:24:02,821 --> 00:24:03,905 能给我吗？ Can you give it to me? 295 00:24:03,948 --> 00:24:06,742 来 吸 Yes, come on. Suck 296 00:24:07,368 --> 00:24:08,952 用力吸 Suck it 297 00:24:20,464 --> 00:24:21,465 好 Okay 298 00:24:21,465 --> 00:24:23,091 来吧宝贝 吸它 Come on, baby. Come on, suck it 299 00:24:53,038 --> 00:24:55,749 我想感受你 进入你 Oh, I want to feel you. I want to be inside of you 300 00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,753 求你了？ Please? 不行 我要保持贞洁 No, I can't give up my virginity 301 00:25:00,421 --> 00:25:01,422 你可以的 Yes, you can 302 00:25:02,297 --> 00:25:04,257 我能尝到你射在我嘴里 I can taste your cum in my mouth 303 00:25:05,801 --> 00:25:07,302 来 用力吸 Oh, come on, suck on it 304 00:25:33,328 --> 00:25:34,871 对 就这样吸 Oh, that's it, just suck on it 305 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:42,833 对 Yes 306 00:25:49,762 --> 00:25:51,513 对 就是这样 Oh, yes. That's it, that's it 307 00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:54,515 来吧 Oh, come on 308 00:26:01,774 --> 00:26:03,358 射在我嘴里 Come on, let me cum in your mouth 309 00:26:03,358 --> 00:26:04,359 求你了 快 Please, come on 310 00:26:05,152 --> 00:26:06,153 要来了 Here it goes 311 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:57,245 亲爱的 觉得这批新人如何？ Tell me, dear, what do you think of the new group? 312 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:04,211 相当满意 Actually, I'm rather pleased 313 00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:07,630 他们求知若渴 我倾囊相授 They seem as eager to learn as I am to teach 314 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,301 只是好奇 I'm just wondering 315 00:27:12,219 --> 00:27:13,720 他们能接受多大尺度 how far they're willing to go 316 00:27:16,473 --> 00:27:18,683 还能教我几招吗？ Think you could still teach me a few things? 317 00:27:22,146 --> 00:27:26,646 你一直是我最热忱的学生 - 谢谢 You've always been my most avid pupil - Thank you 318 00:31:49,663 --> 00:31:52,874 亲爱的女士 知道我现在要你做什么吗？ My dear lady, you know what I want you to do now? 319 00:31:54,334 --> 00:31:57,337 吸我的大鸡巴 Suck my big fucking cock 320 00:32:05,387 --> 00:32:06,388 对 Yes 321 00:32:13,145 --> 00:32:16,606 继续 Go ahead 322 00:32:21,903 --> 00:32:24,906 要深喉吗 女士？ Should I [indistinct] your throat, my lady? 323 00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:25,991 要 Yes 324 00:32:41,006 --> 00:32:42,674 放纵自己 天呐 Lose yourself. Oh my God 325 00:32:51,266 --> 00:32:52,267 夹紧 Squeeze it 326 00:32:52,684 --> 00:32:55,436 再紧点 Tighter, tighter 327 00:33:00,692 --> 00:33:02,443 用力 再用力 Tighter, squeeze it tighter 328 00:33:03,487 --> 00:33:06,239 夹紧 再紧点 Tighter, tighter, tighter 329 00:33:06,823 --> 00:33:11,323 噢 Oh, oh, oh 330 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,204 对 Yes 331 00:33:15,081 --> 00:33:16,082 噢 Oh 332 00:33:25,717 --> 00:33:27,093 摸我的蛋 Feel my balls 333 00:33:29,221 --> 00:33:31,306 再这样我就要射了 Keep doing that and you'll explode my cock 334 00:33:31,681 --> 00:33:33,808 让我射出来 宝贝 Explode my cock, baby 335 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,991 女士 现在给你特别奖励 Now, my lady, I'm going to give you your special treat 336 00:33:51,868 --> 00:33:53,494 用力撸 Strock my cock hard 337 00:33:54,829 --> 00:33:56,872 我要射在你嘴里 I'm going to pour my cum in your mouth 338 00:33:57,374 --> 00:33:58,583 灌满喉咙 All down your throat 339 00:34:01,503 --> 00:34:02,795 好的 女士 Yes, my lady 340 00:34:03,713 --> 00:34:04,714 吸 Suck 341 00:34:06,299 --> 00:34:07,425 吸我的鸡巴 Suck my cock 342 00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:10,011 你让我好兴奋 You excite me so 343 00:34:11,012 --> 00:34:13,097 比那个处女还带劲 You excite me more than the virgin we have 344 00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:16,267 舒服 It's good 345 00:34:23,567 --> 00:34:25,026 太棒了 That's good 346 00:34:27,237 --> 00:34:28,238 噢 Oh 347 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:29,697 用力 That hard 348 00:35:42,395 --> 00:35:43,854 美丽的西尔维娅 Sylvia the Fair 349 00:35:43,897 --> 00:35:45,440 芳龄十五 in the bloom of 15 350 00:35:45,857 --> 00:35:47,358 躺在草地上 felt an innocent warmth 351 00:35:47,817 --> 00:35:49,235 天真地感到燥热 as she lay on the green 352 00:35:50,028 --> 00:35:51,487 她听说过欢愉 She had heard of a pleasure 353 00:35:54,616 --> 00:35:56,117 隐约猜到 And something, she guessed 354 00:35:57,077 --> 00:35:59,329 通过辗转反侧 by tossing and tumbling 355 00:35:59,704 --> 00:36:01,330 抚摸胸部 and touching her breast 356 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:05,876 她见男人饥渴 She saw the men eager 357 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,006 却 But was 358 00:36:10,965 --> 00:36:11,966 困惑 at a loss 359 00:36:12,634 --> 00:36:13,635 不解其意 What they meant 360 00:36:13,927 --> 00:36:15,011 为何叹息 by their sighing 361 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,054 紧贴亲吻 and kissing so close 362 00:36:22,977 --> 00:36:25,312 他们哀求呜咽 By their praying and whining 363 00:36:32,612 --> 00:36:35,781 缠绕拥抱 And their clasping and twining 364 00:36:38,451 --> 00:36:41,078 喘息渴望 and their panting and wishing 365 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,626 叹息亲吻 And sighing and kissing 366 00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:00,640 紧贴着叹息亲吻 And sighing and kissing so close 367 00:37:11,693 --> 00:37:15,822 出自英国杰出诗人 Those words were written by Sir John Dresden 368 00:37:16,406 --> 00:37:18,574 约翰·德莱顿 one of England's finest poets 369 00:37:20,118 --> 00:37:23,579 我扮成弗拉特布什领主 I am dressed as the Lord of Flatbush-- 370 00:37:26,207 --> 00:37:30,707 他17世纪的同代人 写过许多名句 --One of his 17th century contemporaries, who wrote many famous verses 371 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,592 比如这些妙语 among them these eloquent lines 372 00:37:37,093 --> 00:37:40,387 凡人岂能如我 Was ever mortal man like me 373 00:37:40,764 --> 00:37:42,682 终日危机四伏 continually in jeopardy 374 00:37:43,183 --> 00:37:46,769 总被你这蠢货玩弄 and always silly prick by thee 375 00:37:50,732 --> 00:37:52,817 我有个提议 I'd like to make a proposition 376 00:37:56,571 --> 00:37:59,365 手上有本《埃克塞特书》 I have here in my hand the Exeter Book 377 00:37:59,866 --> 00:38:02,493 中世纪僧侣所著 It was written by a medieval monk 378 00:38:04,037 --> 00:38:07,665 内含几道下流谜语 Now, this book contains several very naughty riddles 379 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,001 我念一道 I'm going to read one 380 00:38:10,919 --> 00:38:13,713 谁能解出 今晚就归谁 and any of you who can solve it shall have me tonight 381 00:38:18,343 --> 00:38:19,385 女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen 382 00:38:19,928 --> 00:38:24,428 "一奇物悬于男人胯下 藏于衣袍 "A strange thing hangs by a man's thigh, under its master's clothes 383 00:38:26,810 --> 00:38:28,603 前端有孔 It is pierced in front 384 00:38:29,270 --> 00:38:31,188 坚硬挺拔 is stiff and hard 385 00:38:32,524 --> 00:38:34,108 位置固定 and has a good, fixed place 386 00:38:36,069 --> 00:38:39,197 当主人撩起衣袍过膝 When the man lifts his own garment up above the knee 387 00:38:40,073 --> 00:38:43,034 欲将这悬挂之物之首 he wishes to insert the head of the hanging instrument 388 00:38:43,076 --> 00:38:44,744 插入熟悉的孔洞 into the familiar hole 389 00:38:45,703 --> 00:38:50,203 长度相当时 常能填满" which it, when of equal length, has often filled before" 390 00:38:54,087 --> 00:38:55,630 各位 Well, ladies and gentlemen 391 00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:57,465 猜猜是什么？ what is it? 392 00:39:03,304 --> 00:39:04,555 给个提示 I'll give you a hint 393 00:39:04,556 --> 00:39:06,349 不是你们想的那样 It's not what you think it is 394 00:39:06,933 --> 00:39:08,267 不是男人的鸡巴？ It isn't a man's cock? 395 00:39:08,977 --> 00:39:09,978 不是 No 396 00:39:11,855 --> 00:39:12,856 放弃？ Give up? 397 00:39:15,316 --> 00:39:16,442 认输 Yes 398 00:39:19,737 --> 00:39:22,656 答案是夜壶钥匙 Well, it is, of course, a chamber key 399 00:39:26,077 --> 00:39:27,411 妙啊 That's good, yes 400 00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:31,457 精彩 Bravo 401 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,637 看来我今晚属于大家了 Well, I suppose I'm up for grabs 402 00:39:49,267 --> 00:39:51,978 长话短说 I will try to be brief 403 00:39:52,729 --> 00:39:54,939 今晚盛宴开场 as tonight, we feast 404 00:39:57,442 --> 00:39:59,235 世上异教民族 The pagan peoples of the world 405 00:39:59,903 --> 00:40:04,403 认为食物与性交相生 were known to have correlation between food and sex 406 00:40:06,451 --> 00:40:08,995 他们在田间交媾 They were known to go into the fields and make love 407 00:40:09,829 --> 00:40:12,957 认为能促进丰收 They thought the fertility would add to the crops 408 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:15,834 催情药 aphrodisiacs 409 00:40:17,378 --> 00:40:19,004 以阿芙罗狄蒂命名 named after Aphrodite 410 00:40:19,797 --> 00:40:20,798 希腊爱神 Greek goddess 411 00:40:22,008 --> 00:40:23,884 提醒各位 I might add that all this food 412 00:40:23,927 --> 00:40:26,638 面前食物都添加了 before you has been quite liberally seasoned 413 00:40:26,679 --> 00:40:29,264 强效催情草药 with an herb that is quite a potent aphrodisiac 414 00:40:33,519 --> 00:40:37,022 二世纪时 阿里斯托芬说 So in the second century, Aristophanes said 415 00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:38,649 "热血沸腾" "Get down blood" 416 00:41:04,384 --> 00:41:05,885 天呐 - 女人 Oh, God - Woman 417 00:42:13,453 --> 00:42:14,745 对 Oh, yes 418 00:43:00,541 --> 00:43:01,833 倒你杯里 小子 In your cup, my lad 419 00:43:05,463 --> 00:43:07,089 别浪费 I hope you won't waste it 420 00:43:15,348 --> 00:43:16,349 要 Yes 421 00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:18,183 天呐 Oh, God 422 00:43:28,486 --> 00:43:29,487 对 Yes 423 00:43:30,071 --> 00:43:31,697 上帝啊 Oh, God 424 00:43:33,533 --> 00:43:34,909 嗯 Mmh 425 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:21,194 你整晚都这么安静 You've been the quiet one the whole weekend 426 00:48:22,321 --> 00:48:24,239 只在想要时才给 Just a little giving when I wanted it 427 00:48:25,241 --> 00:48:28,369 难以接近 沉默寡言 The inaccessible one, the quiet one 428 00:50:04,256 --> 00:50:05,257 宝贝 Oh, baby 429 00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:07,968 操我 Fuck me 430 00:50:07,968 --> 00:50:09,219 射进来 Cum in me 431 00:50:09,428 --> 00:50:10,429 干我 Fuck me 432 00:50:10,679 --> 00:50:11,680 操我 Fuck me 433 00:50:24,985 --> 00:50:26,319 干我 Fuck me 434 00:51:00,354 --> 00:51:02,397 我们又成功了 阿曼达夫人 We've done it again, Lady Amanda 435 00:51:03,274 --> 00:51:04,733 又一个情色周末 Another erotic weekend 436 00:51:27,214 --> 00:51:29,007 今天表演真带劲 I really dug your performance today 437 00:51:29,008 --> 00:51:30,009 谢啦 Gee, thanks 438 00:51:30,467 --> 00:51:33,136 找人吹箫就为气我？ Tell me, did you get your cock sucked just to get back at me? 439 00:51:33,137 --> 00:51:34,388 别自作多情 Look, don't flatter yourself 440 00:51:34,388 --> 00:51:35,889 因为我享受 I did it because I enjoyed it 441 00:51:35,889 --> 00:51:36,931 不信 I don't believe you 442 00:51:37,224 --> 00:51:38,350 随你便 Well, suit yourself 443 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,561 听好 杰瑞 Look, Jerry 444 00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,438 我真的很喜欢你 I really like you a lot 445 00:51:42,438 --> 00:51:43,981 我们床上也很合拍 and we have great sex together 446 00:51:44,732 --> 00:51:47,401 但别太占有欲毁了一切 but let's not ruin it by you being too possessive 447 00:51:48,027 --> 00:51:49,028 行吗？ okay? 448 00:51:56,285 --> 00:51:59,371 总觉得奥布里爵士不可信 Look, there's something about Sir Aubrey that I just don't trust 449 00:51:59,371 --> 00:52:00,997 他摇铃蛊惑你时... When he shook those bells at you... 450 00:52:01,415 --> 00:52:03,458 我有点失控了 Well, I guess I got a little crazy 451 00:52:04,668 --> 00:52:08,380 他性感爆棚 但别吃醋 I think he's super sexy, but don't get jealous 452 00:52:10,007 --> 00:52:13,050 我天性爱调情做爱 I dig flirting and fucking, It's part of my nature 453 00:52:14,011 --> 00:52:16,096 尽量不吃醋 Well, I'll try not to get jealous 454 00:52:16,430 --> 00:52:17,889 认真的 - 好吧 I really mean it - Okay 455 00:52:35,574 --> 00:52:36,783 游泳吗？ Do you care for a swim? 456 00:52:37,910 --> 00:52:39,369 算课程内容？ Is this part of the seminar? 457 00:52:39,411 --> 00:52:41,871 算课外活动 No, you consider this extracurricular activities 458 00:52:42,122 --> 00:52:43,581 没带泳衣 But I didn't bring my suit 459 00:52:43,707 --> 00:52:45,458 我也没带 Neither did I 460 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:50,245 这种娱乐并非人人能接受 I suspect that this form of entertainment is not everyone's cup of tea 461 00:56:50,495 --> 00:56:53,498 有人自愿受鞭刑吗？ Are there any among you who would volunteer to be whipped? 462 00:56:55,626 --> 00:56:58,670 太好了 总有勇者 Splendid, my dear, there's always one in the crowd 463 00:56:58,879 --> 00:57:01,006 过来 别害羞 Come right this way. Don't be shy 464 00:57:02,799 --> 00:57:04,926 完美人选 Yes, lovely, you're just perfect 465 00:57:04,927 --> 00:57:07,346 会很疼吗？ Will it hurt much? 466 00:57:07,763 --> 00:57:09,973 随你意愿 - 好吧 Only as much as you desire - All right 467 00:57:10,015 --> 00:57:13,685 天呐 Oh, oh my 468 00:57:19,691 --> 00:57:23,736 萨德侯爵曾写道 Marquis De Sade once wrote the following lines of verse 469 00:57:24,237 --> 00:57:27,615 "世间若无不羁之徒 "Without beings in this world whose acts shock accepted morality 470 00:57:28,158 --> 00:57:30,201 我们不必说教评判 we must not preach at them, or judge them 471 00:57:30,410 --> 00:57:32,829 其怪异癖好非己所愿 Their bizarre taste depend no more upon themselves 472 00:57:32,829 --> 00:57:36,791 全看你聪慧或愚蠢 it depends upon you, whether you are witty or stupid 473 00:57:37,042 --> 00:57:38,043 挺直腰杆 straight back 474 00:57:38,543 --> 00:57:39,544 或卑躬屈膝" or humped" 475 00:58:16,081 --> 00:58:17,082 对 Yes 476 00:58:17,666 --> 00:58:19,584 绑紧了吗 亲爱的？ Are your bonds secure, my dear? 477 00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:20,627 好了 Yes 478 00:58:20,836 --> 00:58:23,463 准备好体验鞭刑快感了吗？ Are you ready to experience the pleasure of the whip? 479 00:58:23,463 --> 00:58:24,464 来吧 Yes 480 00:58:47,362 --> 00:58:49,489 18世纪作家克里斯托弗·马洛 Christopher Marlow, the 18th century author 481 00:58:49,489 --> 00:58:53,989 著有《浮士德博士》及以下诗句 who wrote Doctor Faustus, also wrote the following verse 482 00:58:57,330 --> 00:59:00,833 "当弗朗西斯与妓女寻欢 "When Francis comes to solace with his whore 483 00:59:01,752 --> 00:59:05,714 备好四根藤条 赤身裸体 he sends four rods and strips himself stark naked 484 00:59:06,798 --> 00:59:09,133 沉睡不醒 for his last sleeps, and will not rise before 485 00:59:09,176 --> 00:59:11,469 需鞭打妓女唤醒 by whipping of the wench it should be awakened 486 00:59:12,345 --> 00:59:13,471 我不羡慕 I envy him not 487 00:59:13,722 --> 00:59:15,682 但愿有权 but wish I had the power 488 00:59:16,767 --> 00:59:18,518 成为 to make myself 489 00:59:19,019 --> 00:59:22,647 那妓女半小时" his wench, but one half-hour" 490 00:59:27,819 --> 00:59:28,778 放屁 Bullshit 491 00:59:28,779 --> 00:59:31,239 这破研讨会让我恶心 It's this whole goddamn seminar that's bugging me 492 00:59:31,490 --> 00:59:33,492 你们都有病 我走了 You're all sick. I'm leaving 493 00:59:34,159 --> 00:59:35,368 不能走 You can't leave 494 00:59:35,535 --> 00:59:36,536 凭什么？ Why the hell not? 495 00:59:36,661 --> 00:59:38,496 签了整周末协议 You signed up for the whole weekend 496 00:59:38,789 --> 00:59:40,999 何况会错过明天狂欢 Besides, you'd miss my bacchanalia tomorrow 497 00:59:41,708 --> 00:59:43,000 谁稀罕 Pass on your bacchanalia 498 00:59:49,091 --> 00:59:51,384 黄金浴 Golden showers 499 00:59:52,427 --> 00:59:54,720 下期研讨会得加上这个 I must make that a part of my next seminar 500 01:00:06,775 --> 01:00:07,776 靠 Jeez 501 01:00:07,776 --> 01:00:10,236 怎么进来的？ - 自有办法 How did you get in here? - I have my ways 502 01:00:11,530 --> 01:00:13,448 想劝你留下 I was hoping to persuade you to stay 503 01:00:13,657 --> 01:00:14,658 休想 No fucking way 504 01:00:14,699 --> 01:00:15,700 滚 Get out 505 01:00:15,742 --> 01:00:17,243 受够这地方了 I've had enough of this place 506 01:00:17,661 --> 01:00:19,746 留下 我今晚归你 If you do, you can have me for the night 507 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:22,541 不 No 508 01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:24,918 必须走 I've got to go 509 01:00:25,585 --> 01:00:26,586 好吧 Very well 510 01:00:27,003 --> 01:00:29,839 临走喝杯告别酒 but at least have a farewell drink with me before you do 511 01:00:30,841 --> 01:00:31,842 随便 What the hell 512 01:00:37,681 --> 01:00:39,557 干杯 好孩子 Drink it all down There's a good boy 513 01:00:45,438 --> 01:00:46,772 想要我吗？ You do want me, don't you? 514 01:00:49,109 --> 01:00:50,985 非常想 Yes, very much 515 01:00:52,279 --> 01:00:53,488 告诉我 Then tell me 516 01:00:57,492 --> 01:00:59,243 你有种操我吗？ Think you're man enough to fuck me? 517 01:01:00,996 --> 01:01:03,039 那就现在干 Then do it now 518 01:02:16,404 --> 01:02:17,655 别停 Oh, don't stop now 519 01:02:19,824 --> 01:02:20,825 奇怪 Funny 520 01:02:21,117 --> 01:02:22,118 我头晕 I feel dizzy 521 01:02:26,206 --> 01:02:29,292 我知道你有个部位还硬着 I know one part of you that's still got some life in it 522 01:02:33,463 --> 01:02:34,464 那杯酒 The drink 523 01:02:34,756 --> 01:02:35,757 里面掺了什么？ what was in it? 524 01:02:36,716 --> 01:02:38,175 强效镇静剂 A very strong sedative 525 01:02:39,261 --> 01:02:42,639 明早的狂欢你估计会睡死过去 Oh, well, you'll probably sleep right through the orgy in the morning 526 01:02:45,642 --> 01:02:46,809 我一定是在做梦 I must be dreaming 527 01:03:39,279 --> 01:03:40,905 我要你射在我奶子上 I want you to cum on my titties 528 01:03:44,617 --> 01:03:46,660 我要你射 你知道的 对吧？ I want you to cum, you know that, don't you? 529 01:03:46,661 --> 01:03:47,787 我非要不可 I must have it 530 01:03:48,204 --> 01:03:49,788 这会让奶头更硬 It makes my nipples hard 531 01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:03,969 我要高潮了 Oh, oh, I think I'm going to cum 532 01:05:11,037 --> 01:05:13,497 蘑菇太棒了 Oh, these mushrooms are marvelous 533 01:05:16,084 --> 01:05:17,585 我爱蘑菇煎蛋 Oh, I love mushroom omelets 534 01:05:18,044 --> 01:05:19,420 蘑菇妙不可言 Mushroom are marvelous 535 01:05:19,963 --> 01:05:22,799 蘑菇煎蛋真性感 Mushroom omelets are so sexy 536 01:05:24,968 --> 01:05:26,678 太神奇了 They're incredible 537 01:05:28,513 --> 01:05:29,722 我爱死这些蘑菇 I love these mushrooms 538 01:05:31,933 --> 01:05:35,061 你确定吃的是蘑菇？- 蘑菇煎蛋赛高 Are you sure you're eating mushrooms? - I love mushroom omelets 539 01:05:39,274 --> 01:05:41,025 蘑菇煎蛋万岁 I love mushroom omelets 540 01:05:41,109 --> 01:05:42,151 我是酒神巴克斯 I am Bacchus 541 01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:44,987 葡萄酒之神 God of wine 542 01:05:45,530 --> 01:05:46,948 这些是我的女祭司 These are my priestesses 543 01:05:47,532 --> 01:05:49,367 来 与我们共庆 Come, celebrate with us 544 01:05:49,617 --> 01:05:51,076 痛饮葡萄美酒 Drink the fruit of the vine 545 01:05:51,661 --> 01:05:53,496 在田野间交合 Make love with us in the fields 546 01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:54,872 罗马式狂欢 Roman orgies 547 01:05:55,039 --> 01:05:56,540 异教仪式 Pagan rituals 548 01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:59,627 来 赞颂阿里斯托芬的诗句 Come, celebrate the words of Aristophanes 549 01:06:00,253 --> 01:06:04,382 膜拜情色之力 Worship the power of erotica 550 01:06:21,774 --> 01:06:23,942 蠢货 你在干嘛？ You idiot What are you doing? 551 01:06:24,694 --> 01:06:25,736 你敢碰她... If you violated her... 552 01:06:26,821 --> 01:06:28,322 把那蠢玩意儿收起来 Put that silly schmuck away 553 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,621 对 对 对 Yes, yes, yes 554 01:06:35,663 --> 01:06:36,664 处女膜还在 There's the cherry 555 01:06:36,748 --> 01:06:38,583 看啊 See it 556 01:06:40,251 --> 01:06:41,460 哇哦 Oh, wow 557 01:06:42,253 --> 01:06:43,254 多情色 How erotic 558 01:06:44,339 --> 01:06:46,299 各位 眼前这位 Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here 559 01:06:46,466 --> 01:06:48,759 是如假包换的圣女 is a verified vestal virgin 560 01:06:54,265 --> 01:06:58,765 没有圣女献祭的狂欢不算完整 No bacchanalia is complete without the sacrifice of a vestal virgin 561 01:07:00,688 --> 01:07:03,607 接下来请欣赏好戏 so that is what you're about to see 562 01:07:06,653 --> 01:07:09,364 我可爱的情欲之子们 Now, my lovely children of Erotica 563 01:07:11,324 --> 01:07:13,993 是时候准备圣女了 it is time to prepare the virgin 564 01:07:15,745 --> 01:07:18,414 天哪天哪天哪 Oh, boy Oh, boy Oh, boy Oh, boy Oh, boy 565 01:07:18,456 --> 01:07:20,291 不 不 不 No, no, no 566 01:08:38,494 --> 01:08:39,786 够了 滚开 Enough Be gone 567 01:08:40,705 --> 01:08:41,831 滚 快滚 Be gone Away 568 01:08:42,165 --> 01:08:43,040 滚 Go 569 01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:44,792 求你别 不要 Please don't No 570 01:08:46,961 --> 01:08:48,253 没事的 亲爱的 There, there, dear 571 01:08:48,338 --> 01:08:52,175 痛一下就快活似神仙 It will only hurt for a moment and then ecstasy 572 01:08:53,134 --> 01:08:55,219 你会巴不得永远别停 and you'll pray for it never to end 573 01:08:55,470 --> 01:08:57,513 对 Yes 574 01:10:27,854 --> 01:10:28,855 够了 退下 Enough Back 575 01:10:29,272 --> 01:10:30,273 我准备好了 I'm ready 576 01:10:30,565 --> 01:10:31,607 把她抬过来 Lift her to me 577 01:10:38,114 --> 01:10:39,406 噢 对 Oh, yes 578 01:13:51,057 --> 01:13:53,309 谢天谢地 这货真恶心 Thank God, that load stinks 579 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:21,044 太爽了 - 格雷坐在我摩托上 Oh, yes, it's great - Gray is sitting on my bike 580 01:14:21,212 --> 01:14:22,880 不肯下来 He don't want to come down 581 01:14:26,217 --> 01:14:27,218 我们到了 Here we are 582 01:14:28,386 --> 01:14:32,886 历史啊 教我如何去爱 History, teach me to love 583 01:14:34,350 --> 01:14:36,143 这假期太带劲了 Yes, from an awesome vacation here 584 01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:43,146 来吧 - 历史啊 教我如何去爱 Come on - History, teach me to love 585 01:14:49,115 --> 01:14:50,991 摸我 Touch me 586 01:15:01,419 --> 01:15:02,461 噢 Ohh 587 01:15:06,924 --> 01:15:08,091 尽情抓吧 Grab as you could 588 01:15:09,552 --> 01:15:11,470 你真棒 Oh, you're so nice 589 01:15:13,097 --> 01:15:17,597 历史啊 教我如何去爱 Oh, history, teach me to love 590 01:15:26,152 --> 01:15:28,362 历史啊 History 591 01:15:29,447 --> 01:15:30,865 摸我 Oh, touch me 592 01:15:32,867 --> 01:15:34,159 摸我 Oh, touch me 593 01:15:34,326 --> 01:15:35,827 摸我 - 噢 对 Touch me - Oh, yes 594 01:15:37,121 --> 01:15:38,622 噢 对 Oh, yes 595 01:15:42,418 --> 01:15:43,961 你真棒 Oh, you're so nice 596 01:15:44,462 --> 01:15:48,841 太舒服了 - 你太棒了 Oh, feels so good - Oh, you're so good 597 01:15:50,051 --> 01:15:53,512 历史啊 教我 History, teach me 598 01:15:56,057 --> 01:15:58,768 告诉我 Oh, tell me