历史教会我如何去爱 History teaches me love
科普勒城堡又一个欢乐的游戏周末 Another weekend of fun and games at Castle Copula
我好奇奥布里爵士从哪儿找来 I wonder where Sir Aubrey finds
这些毫无价值又性饥渴的蠢妞 all these worthless, sexually frustrated bimbos
每个周末都这样 Weekend in and weekend out
那贱人以为我没看见她露奶 Bitch thought I didn't see her flash her tit
待会儿再收拾她 I'll get her later on
毕竟我们有两整天可以享受 After all, we have two days to enjoy ourselves
是啊 总比老实干活强 Yes, I guess it sure beats honest work
他告诉我这次有个处女 He told me there's a virgin this time out
不知道是哪个？ I wonder which one it is?
哦 太舒服了 Oh, that feels so good
舒服极了 Feels so good
欢迎来到科普勒城堡 Welcome to Castle Copula
保证各位物超所值 Each one of you is going to get your money's worth
说不定还有额外惊喜 and maybe even a little more
太美了 Oh, it's beautiful
你们会玩得很尽兴 You're going to have a great time
天呐 Oh, Jesus
上帝 这地方太美了 God, what a beautiful place this is
告诉我 Tell me
黛安娜 Dianna
我是杰瑞 很高兴认识你 L'm Jerry Nice to meet you, Jerry
为什么来这儿？ What brings you here?
好奇 Curiosity
我喜欢学习新事物 I like to learn new things
而且我喜欢操逼 Besides, I like to fuck
这是在约炮吗？ What ls that an offer?
试试不就知道了 There's only one way to find out
来吧 多棒的周末 Come on What a weekend
美妙的周末 What a weekend
欢迎来到疯人院 Welcome to the looney bin
奥布里爵士确实以怪诞著称 Sir Aubrey does have a reputation for being the eccentric
鲍里斯又搞砸了 Boris screwed up again
这不该让你们看见 You're not supposed to see this
看好了 鲍里斯 Look, Boris
让他们留下 Let them stay
就让他们看 Let them stay
只会增添 It will only add
情趣 to the pleasure
对 让他们看着 Oh, yes Let them stay
多么羞耻 The shame of it all
神圣的羞耻 Oh, the divine shame
我的骚逼都湿透了 My cunt is wet with shame
其实偷窥癖 Actually, voyeurism
在文艺复兴时期 was very popular
很受画家青睐 with the Renaissance painters
现在不是上历史课的时候 Now is no time for the history lesson
鲍里斯 Boris
带客人们去房间 然后和其他人汇合 show the guests to their rooms and have them join the others
在图书馆 in the library
遵命 主人 Yes, master
孩子们 Children
再会 adieu
那就是奥布里爵士？ That's Sir Aubrey?
他随时可以调教我 He can discipline me any time
不是我装纯 但这算情色吗？ I don't mean to sound naive, but is that supposed to be erotic?
这不叫情色 宝贝 That's not erotic, honey
我的小穴都湿了 Oh, my pussy is so wet
真的？什么感觉？ It is? How does it feel like?
能摸摸吗？ Can I touch it?
等我玩够男人再搞女人 I don't do females 'til after I've had my fill of cocks
什么？我不是那意思 What? That's not what I meant
别哭 宝贝 Don't cry, honey
会好的 真的？ It'll be okay Really?
今天谁是小荡妇啊？ Who's been a nasty wench today?
荡妇是谁 是谁？ Wench today, Wench today?
看你还敢玩假阳具 This will teach m'lady to play with her dildos
贱货 You worthless slut
用力 萨德先生 再用力 Oh, harder, Mr. De Sade Harder
打得我屁股发烫 Oh, make my cheeks red with shame
你是我的新室友？- 是的 Are you my new roommate? - Yes
哦 明白了 Oh, I see
想让你轻松点 I thought I'd make things a little easier on you
哇哦 Oh, wow
呃 Well
不打算接受邀请吗？ aren't you going to take me up on my offer?
就在这儿现在？ Right here and now?
来干吧 Let's fuck
时间够吗？ Oh, do we have time?
抓紧这几分钟 Let's make the most of the few minutes
太骚了 It's so hot
对 Oh, yes
喜欢吗？ You like it?
你的逼真好吃 Your pussy is so tasty
爱死了 I love it
对 Oh, yes
就这样？嗯？ It's like that? Huh?
天 Oh, God
好想插进去 I'd love to have my cock in there
对 Oh, yes
啊 对 吸它 Oh, yeah Oh, suck it
把舌头伸进来 Put your tongue inside me
对 Oh, yeah
我要干你 L'm going to fuck you
对 Oh, yes
摸我 摸我 - 我听到了 Yes, touch me, touch me - Oh, I hear this I hear this
哦 Oh
太舒服了 I feel so good
对了 你叫什么名字？ By the way, what was your name?
这些文字写于近两千年前 Those words were written nearly 2ooo years ago
出自罗马作家奥维德 by the famed Roman author, Ovid
现在 Now
这本《爱的艺术》肯定不是小学 I doubt if this book, entitled The Art of Love, was required reading
必修课 in grade school
但这是最古老 Nevertheless, it is one of the oldest
最权威的诱惑艺术指南 and the best authoritative books on the art of seduction
乔叟、阿里斯托芬、薄伽丘 Some of the world's most famous authors -- Chaucer
马洛、亨利·米勒等文豪 Aristophanes, Boccaccio, Marlowe, Henry Miller --
都写过情色文学 all wrote erotica
谁来定义下情色？ Would anyone care to define erotica?
就是色情制品 Sure, any kinda, like, pornography
黄图黄书 dirty pictures, books
色情是情色的低级形式 Pornography is considered a lower form of erotica
毫无含蓄与格调 though totally lacking in any sort of subtlety or style
知道莎士比亚早年 Did you know that the young Shakespeare first gained
靠情色诗成名吗？ recognition writing erotic poetry?
如今谁会认为《维纳斯与阿多尼斯》 Who would consider today such works as Venus and Adonis
或《鲁克丽丝受辱记》是色情？ or The Rape of Lucretia, pornographic?
据说情色存在 I once read that erotica exists
有双重目的 in society for a twofold purpose
首先 First of all
教育年轻无知者 to educate the young and the inexperienced
其次刺激老不正经 and second, to excite the old and the important
女士们先生们 请见我的得力助手 Ladies and gentlemen, my devoted assistant
兼情妇 And devoted mistress
阿曼达·威灵斯利夫人 Lady Amanda Willingsley
首先展示几件 First, I would like to demonstrate several objects associated
情色艺术品 with the art of erotica
鲍里斯 拿托盘 Boris, the tray, please
希望在场没有胆小、害羞或假正经的人 I do hope there are none among you who are squeamish, or bashful, or prudish
想走趁现在 If so, now is the time to leave
过时不候 There will be no other opportunity
我的研讨会向来直入主题 My seminars tend to be frank and to the point
有服装 There'll be costumes
化妆 makeup
超乎想象的疯狂 insanity beyond your wildest dreams
绝不拐弯抹角 There'll be no beating around the bush
当然 各位可以尽情玩弄 Although, any of you lovely people are welcome to beat
自己的"灌木丛" around your own proverbial bushes as much as you like
他太性感了 Oh, he's so sexy
迷人 Fascinating
请问奥布里爵士 Excuse me, Sir Aubrey
接下来几天有具体安排吗？ is there a certain schedule for the next few days?
有的 Yes, there is
但我喜欢保持开放议程 Although, I do like to keep my seminars rather open-ended
鲍里斯 搬三把椅子 Boris, I need three chairs, please
再找三位放得开的女士 Next, I need three sexually uninhibited ladies
黛安娜 确定要当众做？ Dianna, are you sure you want to do this in front of everyone?
你会做得很好的 You'll do just fine, dear
还有谁？ Who else?
那边那位 Yes, you over here
过来 亲爱的 Come along, dear
非常合适 Do very nicely
最后一位 Lastly, let's see
就你 Yes
甜心 Oh, the sweet lady
很好 Very nice
当心点 伙计 Better watch it, pal
主人盯上你室友了 Looks like our host has eyes for your roommate
请为女士们准备演示 Prepare the ladies for the demonstration, please
女士们 请尽量放松 Now, ladies, we want you to be as comfortable
保持舒适 and relaxed as possible
站起来脱掉内衣 Stand up and take off your underclothes
把裙子撩到腰间 and lift your skirts high up to your waist
脱鞋 Remove your shoes
很好 There, very good
抬高腿 分开 Lift your legs up high and spread them wide
不错 Quite nice
非常甜美 Oh, yes, very sweet
你这个小可爱 很性感 You, little one Very sensual
道具拿来 The props, please
选得好 Good choice
先从直型开始 充分润滑 We begin here with a straight model, which we will lubricate quite well
慢慢插入 and insert very slowly
分开阴唇 亲爱的 Now, spread your lips, dear
轻柔缓慢 Slowly and gently
好了 There
自己抽插 In and out yourself
对 Oh, yes
继续 There
慢慢来 Nice and slow
现在抽插 Now, in and out
把阴唇撑开 亲爱的 Oh, spread your lips wide, dear
对 - 对 Yes - Yes
舒服吗？ There, isn't that good?
真是好老师 Such a good teacher
轻缓些 Nice and slowly
下一个 Next
充分润滑 慢慢来 Lubricate it well and take it very slowly
分开阴唇 spreading the lips
先慢慢插入 and insert it slowly at first
好了 There
对 稍微动动身体 Oh, yes, and move your body a little bit
找到节奏 坚定地抽送 Create your own rhythm, pushing it in and out firmly
对 Oh, yes
哦 Oh, there
注意如何创造节奏 Everybody, notice how this is done, creating your own rhythm
好的 All right
对 Oh, yes
很好 Very good
建议同时抚摸乳房 Stroking of the breast is also recommended
哦 好舒服 Oh, yes, it feels good
很舒服 对 It feels good, yes
慢慢进 In slowly
没想到这么刺激 Oh, I had no idea this would be so erotic
这算情色？ Do you call that erotic?
对 Yes
我们这样捏奶头 捏奶头 This is the way we pinch our nips, pinch our nips
捏奶头 pinch our nips
大清早捏奶头 This is the way we pinch our nips, so early in the morning
接下来是包皮款 同样充分润滑 Next, we have the uncircumcised model, which again, we lubricate very well
注意看 轻柔插入 Students, please notice this and insert very gently
好了 There
舒服吗？ Doesn't that feel good to you?
对 Yes
再次创造你的节奏 Then create your own rhythm once again
抽插 女士们 In and out, ladies
天 Oh, my goodness
这是精妙的自慰艺术 This is the fine art of masturbation, ladies and gentlemen
真有趣 Oh, it's fun
太棒了 - 精妙艺术 This is great - It's a fine art
确实是 - 继续抽插 Yes, it is a fine art - Work it in and out
看到了 There, you see
都看清楚了？ Has everybody observed well?
第一课到此结束 Well, class, so much for our first lesson
稍事休息 Let us pause for the moment and we shall continue
晚上继续特别节目 with a very special presentation we have prepared for you
今天探讨性变态及其催生的情色 Today, we will explore the sexual deviations and the erotica
产物 that they produced
再次聚焦性爱先驱 Once again, we turn to those sexual pioneers
古希腊人 the ancient Greeks
与其他文明不同 古希腊人 Unlike many other civilizations, the Greeks were quite open
对同性之爱很开放 to the notion of love between members of the same sex
女同性恋一词源自传奇的莱斯博斯岛 Lesbians derive their name from the legendary island of Lesbos
著名女诗人萨福 It was there that the famed poetess, Sappho
在此写下诗句 wrote the following lines of verse
归来吧 我祈求 Return, I pray, clad
披着乳白长袍 in your milk-white tunic
欲望迸发 Desire burst forth
因见你美貌 at the sight of your beauty
没有女子不颤抖 No woman could not tremble
想到被这美诱惑 at the thought of its seduction
谢谢你 爱神 Thank you, love
你来得正好 You came and did well to come
我需要你 I needed you
你让我胸中爱火燃烧 You have made love blaze up in my breast
祝福你 Bless you
愿你常被祝福 Bless you as often
如同我度日如年的时辰 as the hours have been endless to me
当你离去时 while you were gone
愿这快乐为我们加倍 I prayed that it might be doubled for us
现在我明白为何爱神 Now, I know why Eros
在天地众神中 of all the gods of
最受爱戴 Heaven and Earth
始终最受爱戴 has been the best-loved
愿众神保佑你 The gods bless you
愿你也能安睡 May you also sleep, then
在温柔女友的怀中 on some tender girlfriend's breast
今晚将举行我们的传统狂欢宴 Now, remember that this evening is our custom ball and food orgy
让大家更好地熟悉彼此 so that you can all get better acquainted
那么 Well
同学们 这部影片不令人振奋吗？ class, wasn't that a stirring film?
下午的课程到此结束 And now, that brings us to the end of the afternoon session
请各位暂时分开 You will please tear yourselves apart
孩子们 Children
谢谢 thank you
我们稍作休息 We'll take a short break
晚上再聚 and we will reconvene tonight
说出来你可能不信 我还是处女 You're not going to believe this, but I'm still a virgin
就你这身材？开玩笑吧 No? With a body like that? You've got to be kidding me
我这身材怎么了？ With a body like mine?
来吧 我现在就满足你 Come on, let me give it to you right now
不 我还没准备好 No, I'm not sure if I'm ready for it
青春期就该准备好了 You were ready when you reached puberty
我在等真命天子出现 No, I'm just waiting for the right man to come along
我就是 此刻就在你面前 I am the right man. I'm here right now
不 No
真命天子出现时 我心里会知道的 When the right man comes along, I'm going to know it in my heart
下面也会知道 I'm going to know it down here, too
你这样撩我却不想要？ How can you show me that and not want to do it?
你明明想继续 You want to go through with it
我可以用其他方式满足你 There's plenty of other things I can show you
不破处也行 without losing my virginity
比如？ Like what?
这样 Like this
噢 Ooh
来吧 就这样 Oh, come on. That's it
想让我插进去吧？ Oh, you want it inside you, don't you?
我要你的精液 I want your sperm
我要尝尝 宝贝 I want to taste your sperm, babe
能给我吗？ Can you give it to me?
来 吸 Yes, come on. Suck
用力吸 Suck it
好 Okay
来吧宝贝 吸它 Come on, baby. Come on, suck it
我想感受你 进入你 Oh, I want to feel you. I want to be inside of you
求你了？ Please? 不行 我要保持贞洁 No, I can't give up my virginity
你可以的 Yes, you can
我能尝到你射在我嘴里 I can taste your cum in my mouth
来 用力吸 Oh, come on, suck on it
对 就这样吸 Oh, that's it, just suck on it
对 Yes
对 就是这样 Oh, yes. That's it, that's it
来吧 Oh, come on
射在我嘴里 Come on, let me cum in your mouth
求你了 快 Please, come on
要来了 Here it goes
亲爱的 觉得这批新人如何？ Tell me, dear, what do you think of the new group?
相当满意 Actually, I'm rather pleased
他们求知若渴 我倾囊相授 They seem as eager to learn as I am to teach
只是好奇 I'm just wondering
他们能接受多大尺度 how far they're willing to go
还能教我几招吗？ Think you could still teach me a few things?
你一直是我最热忱的学生 - 谢谢 You've always been my most avid pupil - Thank you
亲爱的女士 知道我现在要你做什么吗？ My dear lady, you know what I want you to do now?
吸我的大鸡巴 Suck my big fucking cock
对 Yes
继续 Go ahead
要深喉吗 女士？ Should I [indistinct] your throat, my lady?
要 Yes
放纵自己 天呐 Lose yourself. Oh my God
夹紧 Squeeze it
再紧点 Tighter, tighter
用力 再用力 Tighter, squeeze it tighter
夹紧 再紧点 Tighter, tighter, tighter
噢 Oh, oh, oh
对 Yes
噢 Oh
摸我的蛋 Feel my balls
再这样我就要射了 Keep doing that and you'll explode my cock
让我射出来 宝贝 Explode my cock, baby
女士 现在给你特别奖励 Now, my lady, I'm going to give you your special treat
用力撸 Strock my cock hard
我要射在你嘴里 I'm going to pour my cum in your mouth
灌满喉咙 All down your throat
好的 女士 Yes, my lady
吸 Suck
吸我的鸡巴 Suck my cock
你让我好兴奋 You excite me so
比那个处女还带劲 You excite me more than the virgin we have
舒服 It's good
太棒了 That's good
噢 Oh
用力 That hard
美丽的西尔维娅 Sylvia the Fair
芳龄十五 in the bloom of 15
躺在草地上 felt an innocent warmth
天真地感到燥热 as she lay on the green
她听说过欢愉 She had heard of a pleasure
隐约猜到 And something, she guessed
通过辗转反侧 by tossing and tumbling
抚摸胸部 and touching her breast
她见男人饥渴 She saw the men eager
却 But was
困惑 at a loss
不解其意 What they meant
为何叹息 by their sighing
紧贴亲吻 and kissing so close
他们哀求呜咽 By their praying and whining
缠绕拥抱 And their clasping and twining
喘息渴望 and their panting and wishing
叹息亲吻 And sighing and kissing
紧贴着叹息亲吻 And sighing and kissing so close
出自英国杰出诗人 Those words were written by Sir John Dresden
约翰·德莱顿 one of England's finest poets
我扮成弗拉特布什领主 I am dressed as the Lord of Flatbush--
他17世纪的同代人 写过许多名句 --One of his 17th century contemporaries, who wrote many famous verses
比如这些妙语 among them these eloquent lines
凡人岂能如我 Was ever mortal man like me
终日危机四伏 continually in jeopardy
总被你这蠢货玩弄 and always silly prick by thee
我有个提议 I'd like to make a proposition
手上有本《埃克塞特书》 I have here in my hand the Exeter Book
中世纪僧侣所著 It was written by a medieval monk
内含几道下流谜语 Now, this book contains several very naughty riddles
我念一道 I'm going to read one
谁能解出 今晚就归谁 and any of you who can solve it shall have me tonight
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen
"一奇物悬于男人胯下 藏于衣袍 "A strange thing hangs by a man's thigh, under its master's clothes
前端有孔 It is pierced in front
坚硬挺拔 is stiff and hard
位置固定 and has a good, fixed place
当主人撩起衣袍过膝 When the man lifts his own garment up above the knee
欲将这悬挂之物之首 he wishes to insert the head of the hanging instrument
插入熟悉的孔洞 into the familiar hole
长度相当时 常能填满" which it, when of equal length, has often filled before"
各位 Well, ladies and gentlemen
猜猜是什么？ what is it?
给个提示 I'll give you a hint
不是你们想的那样 It's not what you think it is
不是男人的鸡巴？ It isn't a man's cock?
不是 No
放弃？ Give up?
认输 Yes
答案是夜壶钥匙 Well, it is, of course, a chamber key
妙啊 That's good, yes
精彩 Bravo
看来我今晚属于大家了 Well, I suppose I'm up for grabs
长话短说 I will try to be brief
今晚盛宴开场 as tonight, we feast
世上异教民族 The pagan peoples of the world
认为食物与性交相生 were known to have correlation between food and sex
他们在田间交媾 They were known to go into the fields and make love
认为能促进丰收 They thought the fertility would add to the crops
催情药 aphrodisiacs
以阿芙罗狄蒂命名 named after Aphrodite
希腊爱神 Greek goddess
提醒各位 I might add that all this food
面前食物都添加了 before you has been quite liberally seasoned
强效催情草药 with an herb that is quite a potent aphrodisiac
二世纪时 阿里斯托芬说 So in the second century, Aristophanes said
"热血沸腾" "Get down blood"
天呐 - 女人 Oh, God - Woman
对 Oh, yes
倒你杯里 小子 In your cup, my lad
别浪费 I hope you won't waste it
要 Yes
天呐 Oh, God
对 Yes
上帝啊 Oh, God
嗯 Mmh
你整晚都这么安静 You've been the quiet one the whole weekend
只在想要时才给 Just a little giving when I wanted it
难以接近 沉默寡言 The inaccessible one, the quiet one
宝贝 Oh, baby
操我 Fuck me
射进来 Cum in me
干我 Fuck me
操我 Fuck me
干我 Fuck me
我们又成功了 阿曼达夫人 We've done it again, Lady Amanda
又一个情色周末 Another erotic weekend
今天表演真带劲 I really dug your performance today
谢啦 Gee, thanks
找人吹箫就为气我？ Tell me, did you get your cock sucked just to get back at me?
别自作多情 Look, don't flatter yourself
因为我享受 I did it because I enjoyed it
不信 I don't believe you
随你便 Well, suit yourself
听好 杰瑞 Look, Jerry
我真的很喜欢你 I really like you a lot
我们床上也很合拍 and we have great sex together
但别太占有欲毁了一切 but let's not ruin it by you being too possessive
行吗？ okay?
总觉得奥布里爵士不可信 Look, there's something about Sir Aubrey that I just don't trust
他摇铃蛊惑你时... When he shook those bells at you...
我有点失控了 Well, I guess I got a little crazy
他性感爆棚 但别吃醋 I think he's super sexy, but don't get jealous
我天性爱调情做爱 I dig flirting and fucking, It's part of my nature
尽量不吃醋 Well, I'll try not to get jealous
认真的 - 好吧 I really mean it - Okay
游泳吗？ Do you care for a swim?
算课程内容？ Is this part of the seminar?
算课外活动 No, you consider this extracurricular activities
没带泳衣 But I didn't bring my suit
我也没带 Neither did I
这种娱乐并非人人能接受 I suspect that this form of entertainment is not everyone's cup of tea
有人自愿受鞭刑吗？ Are there any among you who would volunteer to be whipped?
太好了 总有勇者 Splendid, my dear, there's always one in the crowd
过来 别害羞 Come right this way. Don't be shy
完美人选 Yes, lovely, you're just perfect
会很疼吗？ Will it hurt much?
随你意愿 - 好吧 Only as much as you desire - All right
天呐 Oh, oh my
萨德侯爵曾写道 Marquis De Sade once wrote the following lines of verse
"世间若无不羁之徒 "Without beings in this world whose acts shock accepted morality
我们不必说教评判 we must not preach at them, or judge them
其怪异癖好非己所愿 Their bizarre taste depend no more upon themselves
全看你聪慧或愚蠢 it depends upon you, whether you are witty or stupid
挺直腰杆 straight back
或卑躬屈膝" or humped"
对 Yes
绑紧了吗 亲爱的？ Are your bonds secure, my dear?
好了 Yes
准备好体验鞭刑快感了吗？ Are you ready to experience the pleasure of the whip?
来吧 Yes
18世纪作家克里斯托弗·马洛 Christopher Marlow, the 18th century author
著有《浮士德博士》及以下诗句 who wrote Doctor Faustus, also wrote the following verse
"当弗朗西斯与妓女寻欢 "When Francis comes to solace with his whore
备好四根藤条 赤身裸体 he sends four rods and strips himself stark naked
沉睡不醒 for his last sleeps, and will not rise before
需鞭打妓女唤醒 by whipping of the wench it should be awakened
我不羡慕 I envy him not
但愿有权 but wish I had the power
成为 to make myself
那妓女半小时" his wench, but one half-hour"
放屁 Bullshit
这破研讨会让我恶心 It's this whole goddamn seminar that's bugging me
你们都有病 我走了 You're all sick. I'm leaving
不能走 You can't leave
凭什么？ Why the hell not?
签了整周末协议 You signed up for the whole weekend
何况会错过明天狂欢 Besides, you'd miss my bacchanalia tomorrow
谁稀罕 Pass on your bacchanalia
黄金浴 Golden showers
下期研讨会得加上这个 I must make that a part of my next seminar
靠 Jeez
怎么进来的？ - 自有办法 How did you get in here? - I have my ways
想劝你留下 I was hoping to persuade you to stay
休想 No fucking way
滚 Get out
受够这地方了 I've had enough of this place
留下 我今晚归你 If you do, you can have me for the night
不 No
必须走 I've got to go
好吧 Very well
临走喝杯告别酒 but at least have a farewell drink with me before you do
随便 What the hell
干杯 好孩子 Drink it all down There's a good boy
想要我吗？ You do want me, don't you?
非常想 Yes, very much
告诉我 Then tell me
你有种操我吗？ Think you're man enough to fuck me?
那就现在干 Then do it now
别停 Oh, don't stop now
奇怪 Funny
我头晕 I feel dizzy
我知道你有个部位还硬着 I know one part of you that's still got some life in it
那杯酒 The drink
里面掺了什么？ what was in it?
强效镇静剂 A very strong sedative
明早的狂欢你估计会睡死过去 Oh, well, you'll probably sleep right through the orgy in the morning
我一定是在做梦 I must be dreaming
我要你射在我奶子上 I want you to cum on my titties
我要你射 你知道的 对吧？ I want you to cum, you know that, don't you?
我非要不可 I must have it
这会让奶头更硬 It makes my nipples hard
我要高潮了 Oh, oh, I think I'm going to cum
蘑菇太棒了 Oh, these mushrooms are marvelous
我爱蘑菇煎蛋 Oh, I love mushroom omelets
蘑菇妙不可言 Mushroom are marvelous
蘑菇煎蛋真性感 Mushroom omelets are so sexy
太神奇了 They're incredible
我爱死这些蘑菇 I love these mushrooms
你确定吃的是蘑菇？- 蘑菇煎蛋赛高 Are you sure you're eating mushrooms? - I love mushroom omelets
蘑菇煎蛋万岁 I love mushroom omelets
我是酒神巴克斯 I am Bacchus
葡萄酒之神 God of wine
这些是我的女祭司 These are my priestesses
来 与我们共庆 Come, celebrate with us
痛饮葡萄美酒 Drink the fruit of the vine
在田野间交合 Make love with us in the fields
罗马式狂欢 Roman orgies
异教仪式 Pagan rituals
来 赞颂阿里斯托芬的诗句 Come, celebrate the words of Aristophanes
膜拜情色之力 Worship the power of erotica
蠢货 你在干嘛？ You idiot What are you doing?
你敢碰她... If you violated her...
把那蠢玩意儿收起来 Put that silly schmuck away
对 对 对 Yes, yes, yes
处女膜还在 There's the cherry
看啊 See it
哇哦 Oh, wow
多情色 How erotic
各位 眼前这位 Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here
是如假包换的圣女 is a verified vestal virgin
没有圣女献祭的狂欢不算完整 No bacchanalia is complete without the sacrifice of a vestal virgin
接下来请欣赏好戏 so that is what you're about to see
我可爱的情欲之子们 Now, my lovely children of Erotica
是时候准备圣女了 it is time to prepare the virgin
天哪天哪天哪 Oh, boy Oh, boy Oh, boy Oh, boy Oh, boy
不 不 不 No, no, no
够了 滚开 Enough Be gone
滚 快滚 Be gone Away
滚 Go
求你别 不要 Please don't No
没事的 亲爱的 There, there, dear
痛一下就快活似神仙 It will only hurt for a moment and then ecstasy
你会巴不得永远别停 and you'll pray for it never to end
对 Yes
够了 退下 Enough Back
我准备好了 I'm ready
把她抬过来 Lift her to me
噢 对 Oh, yes
谢天谢地 这货真恶心 Thank God, that load stinks
太爽了 - 格雷坐在我摩托上 Oh, yes, it's great - Gray is sitting on my bike
不肯下来 He don't want to come down
我们到了 Here we are
历史啊 教我如何去爱 History, teach me to love
这假期太带劲了 Yes, from an awesome vacation here
来吧 - 历史啊 教我如何去爱 Come on - History, teach me to love
摸我 Touch me
噢 Ohh
尽情抓吧 Grab as you could
你真棒 Oh, you're so nice
历史啊 教我如何去爱 Oh, history, teach me to love
历史啊 History
摸我 Oh, touch me
摸我 - 噢 对 Touch me - Oh, yes
噢 对 Oh, yes
你真棒 Oh, you're so nice
太舒服了 - 你太棒了 Oh, feels so good - Oh, you're so good
历史啊 教我 History, teach me
告诉我 Oh, tell me