以这里为圆心的方圆一公里 还要拦路 surrounding about 1,000 metres away from here and block roads.
我必须亲自指挥爆破 I have to direct the blast,
因为压力不一定会从哪里冒出来 because the pressure's going out somewhere,
可能冲入这边的灌木丛 然后下到河里 probably go in the bush here and down to the river,
得在这里把河截住 need to seal off the river here,
避免这里有船只什么的经过 so there's not going to be boats or anything.
-飞机 -神哪 - Airplanes. - God.
我要过去在上面放点C4炸药 I go over there and put some C4 on it,
放上线缆 然后我们就该撤了 and a cable, we move away.
然后 砰 And then... Bang.
如果能顺利爆破 你就等着听响吧 And you will hear if it goes bang.
你在世界各地的 You've worked all round the world,
动荡地区工作 all the major trouble spots of the world,
你有没有觉得这里是最 have you found that this has been the most...?
是的 这里是最多的 Yeah, this is the most bombed place on the planet.
你估计把老挝清理干净需要多久 And how long do you estimate it would take to clear Laos?
估计得需要上百万的人吧 You'd probably need like a million people or something.
-那这上百万的人得耗时多久 -天哪 - And how long would a million people take. - Oh, man!
-一辈子 -差不多 - A lifetime? - Yeah.
你为什么认为这里 在胡志明小道 So, why do you think this particular
上的这个点需要用到这么多炸药呢 point on the Ho Chi Minh Trail took so much ordnance?
因为这里有条河流过 Just here is because there's a river crossing.
好吧 Ok.
你可以把桥炸毁 You smash the bridges.
离路真的很近啊 Really close to the road.
这使得我们得停下来想一想 That sort of gives me pause for thought,
因为我们就行驶在这条路上 because we're driving that road.
这里有颗大炸弹 你得离它远点 There's this huge bomb just yay far from it.
如果你离这里特别特别远 It's easy when you're doing long distances
无视它的存在是件很容易的事 to be quite cavalier and not think it's dangerous.
因为你看不到它 一切都被藏起来了 Because it's hidden, everything is hidden.
这些炸弹散落在各处 已知的和未知的 They're just everywhere. Expected and unexpected.
谢谢 Magnus 我在这学到不少 Thank you, Magnus. Right, much as it's been an education,
但我在这里真不自在 我还是走开 it's not my natural habitat, so I'm going to, I don't know,
去一个女士该去的地方吧 go and go somewhere a bit more ladylike.
往这边走吗 还是该往那边去 Is this a good way, or that way?
不要往那边走 顺着那条路下去吧 No, don't go in there, follow the road down here.
我从来没经历过这样纠结的旅行 I've never been on a trip that's made me feel so conflicted
如此令人天人交战 因为在我脑海里 and so brain-fugged, because half of me, it's all about,
一半充斥了战争 毁灭 恐惧和怀疑 my mind is filled with war and destruction and fear and disbelief
外表看起来如此美好的风景 that this beautiful landscape, superficially,
有点像是用优美风景的外表把你迷惑 kind of draws you in with its gorgeousness,
地下却充满了毒气 弹片和炸药 but it's just rotten with toxins and shrapnel and ordnance underneath,
另一部分来说 and the other part of me
我在试着让自己变得更东南亚一点 is trying to be a bit more Southeast Asian
变得和自己原来不一样 其实我想说 and a little less me, actually, and trying to say,
你们可以自行理解一下 well, you can dwell on that,
或者 你们就看看这些人 or you can just look at
在做什么吧 一点一点 一块一块地 what the guys are doing here, piece by piece,
分拣着粘土 想要把这里变得更好 you know, clod of clay by clod of clay, trying to make it better.
Magnus真是颗性感炸弹 So, Magnus was quite the sex bomb,
在他爆炸半径一百米内的人 everyone within 100 metres of his blast radius
几乎都被他吸引住了 was pretty much sucked in.
-你呢 被他吸引了吗 -有点 - Were you sucked in, Sue? - I was a bit in the sense,
现在跟你讲这个有点丢脸 and I'm ashamed to say this to you,
但是想想吧 “我想把头靠在你肩膀上 but thought, "I just want to lie my head next to you,
一晚就好 因为我觉得这里很安全” "Just for an evening, because I'd feel safe there."
快看 Look at that!
我们好好欣赏它吧 Let's just enjoy that.
太美了 That is beautiful.
我们好好欣赏这美景吧 Let's just look at the scenery
想想这里是最美丽的地方 and think this is the most beautiful place.
这是一个淑女般的美丽国度 This is a beautiful, ladylike country,
一度被战争蹂躏摧残 buggered by war.
字幕 Sue and Liza now face one of the most challenging sections of the road,
字幕 400km of jungle, dirt tracks and river crossings
字幕 from the Sepon mine down to the Vietnam border.
字幕 But first, they have a big river to cross.
字幕 The thing is with this river crossing is that if it all goes
字幕 horribly wrong, at least
字幕 we'll be spared another night in a brothel.
字幕 Oh, there is that.
字幕 There's a part of me that'd rather be washed downstream
字幕 than have another night's accommodation like last night's.
字幕 Oh, yeah, that's doable.
字幕 They've been told that vehicles do cross the river here,
字幕 but they need to take a closer look before risking it.
字幕 Because once you've negotiated the fallen trees, UXOs, rocks,
字幕 I don't think there's going to be much of a problem.
字幕 This is shite.
字幕 It's what?
字幕 And then it gets really deep there.
字幕 Oh, god, yeah.
字幕 Really deep there.
字幕 There is no way we'll get over there without stalling.
字幕 The thing is not knowing what's in the middle of it. Yeah, exactly.
字幕 So, I'm going to go human dipstick and see how deep it is. Lovely.
字幕 It's nice.
字幕 Oh, man, there are some very odd rocks here.
字幕 That's good! LIZA LAUGHS
字幕 This was in my contract. I said, "Whatever you do,
字幕 "Make sure there's a calendar opportunity."
字幕 This is Sue, she's April.
字幕 She's 42. These are her own breasts,
字幕 as you can tell from the natural sag.
字幕 What's the depth like?
字幕 What do you think it's like?! I'm a dipstick, it's up to here.
字幕 Like I'm going to drive it!
字幕 I'm not. Why do you think I've gone in here?
字幕 Despite the bravado, they girls have to consider another option.
字幕 Failing to get across here could mean losing the car
字幕 and risking the whole trip.
字幕 I understand we're in a 4x4, but I'm slipping all over the shop
字幕 and there's this huge patch where there's just nothing,
字幕 and however exciting it might be for a millisecond,
字幕 the idea of the car actually filling with water...
字幕 It's not exciting.
字幕 We should check out this other river crossing.
字幕 There's a sign back there that says "Death Falls this way,"
字幕 so I suppose we're going to the right spot. Of course we are.
字幕 There's the river. Doesn't look as bad as the other one, does it?
字幕 No.
字幕 Let's start this!
字幕 Nicely done, nicely done.
字幕 You all right? Yeah. I'm just keeping it right up the river.
字幕 Straight, straight, straight.
字幕 You've done something wonderful there, Miss Perkins,
字幕 something wonderful.
字幕 Do you know what? I'm going to cross the Thames like that.
字幕 I've had enough of the Underground.
字幕 We want to go north to south, we'll go that way.
字幕 Let's not even discuss the fact
字幕 that we're probably leaking quite a lot of fuel.
字幕 Ooh, this is a bit tricky, actually.
字幕 Yeah. This is a bit tricky. Stop, let me have a look.
字幕 Go down further to the left. Wait a minute, madam.
字幕 Deffo left-ish.
字幕 Oh, I've left my effing brolly.
字幕 Yeah, I want you...
字幕 Whoa, whoa, right up.
字幕 Bit more. That's looking pretty good,
字幕 just come forward a bit so you've cleared that.
字幕 Spot on, and then it's a...
字幕 We're probably going to have to go up on that boulder, though,
字幕 because I think it's too high for us to...
字幕 No, no you'll just make it, you just need to skirt that.
字幕 There is enough room. Can you do it,
字幕 are you all right? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine to do it.
字幕 So, I'm going either side of it, you mean? No.
字幕 Now I'm going this way, to the right of the boulder.
字幕 Don't go too right, because you don't want...
字幕 That's when your steering will flip out of your control.
字幕 Right the steering wheel. That's it, right the steering wheel,
字幕 keep the steering wheel straight, and now...
字幕 Round that way, darling.
字幕 Oh, right, god, sorry,
字幕 I thought we were going up
字幕 there cos I'm a fucking idiot. Get back a bit.
字幕 That's good, that's OK.
字幕 Good work, very good work.
字幕 Even on this mud track,
字幕 any deviation carries a huge risk.
字幕 Along this remote part of the trail,
字幕 only a tiny fraction of the surrounding land
字幕 has been cleared of unexploded bombs.
字幕 Not that track, please.
字幕 No, no, no, I'm just, you know...
字幕 No, no, I'm aware of UXB-ing, so, you know what I mean?
字幕 It's what I'm good at.
字幕 So am I. I'm not going to try and kill you.
字幕 After six hours picking her
字幕 way across some of the trail's toughest sections,
字幕 Sue's had enough.
字幕 OK, do you want to swap driving? Yep.
字幕 Sue and Liza are on the most remote part of the trail.
字幕 Very few people come this way, and westerners are a real rarity.
字幕 It's been a hard slog,
字幕 and the girls decide to take a quick break.
字幕 We might chomp on a few hot nuts.
字幕 Uh-oh. What? Act normal.
字幕 Oh, hello.
字幕 Hello, boys. Hello, darling.
字幕 Sabadee. Sabadee.
字幕 Sabadee. Sabadee. Sabadee. Sabadee. Sabadee.
字幕 Do you want some nuts? Any news?
字幕 Quite scared by your massive knife,
字幕 but I'm going to give you some peanuts and hope you won't use it.
字幕 Yeah, he's put it away.
字幕 There you go, sweetheart. That's great.
字幕 Love the look of you.
字幕 I know a few people who would kill for a chest like...
字幕 Lovely, lovely chest. Lovely musculature. Very pretty.
字幕 I see you ogling my jugs, as well.
字幕 Yeah, he's having a right good look at yours.
字幕 What's in there? Can I have a look in there?
在这里面吗 In here?
字幕 It's basically intestines, isn't it, so do I think?
其实 那可能是鸡 Actually, that might be chicken.
是吗 Is it? SHE CLUCKS
真的 这样是表示赞同吗 对 意思是 Yeah? Is that a yes? Yeah. Which could mean...
是啊 它们有意识的 Yeah, they're mental.
那么 待会儿见啦 女士们 See you later, then, lads.