1 00:00:00,517 --> 00:00:03,717 1x02 - Great Responsibility 2 00:00:11,958 --> 00:00:15,083 [Peter] This is it, the test to see if I can make it 3 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:17,167 in the superhero big leagues. 4 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:21,250 [Fury] This exercise will gauge your efficiency against superior numbers. 5 00:00:21,292 --> 00:00:24,917 Disable all attackers. You have 60 seconds. 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:28,167 FYI, Captain America did it in 10. 7 00:00:28,208 --> 00:00:30,042 Easy-peasy. 8 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:34,333 Uh! 9 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:35,917 Uh! 10 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:40,000 [groaning] 11 00:00:40,042 --> 00:00:43,083 This is more humiliating than Parker family game night. 12 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:44,958 [computer game sounds] [grunts] 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,125 [roars] 14 00:00:47,167 --> 00:00:49,167 Woo! Oh yeah! 15 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:52,167 I got you. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. 16 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:54,083 Uh! [sighs] 17 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:55,875 Ya! 18 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:59,000 [engine winds down] 19 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:00,958 [falling crash] 20 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,292 - [grunting] [Peter] How weak is this? 21 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:05,083 I'm going to land on the superhero wall of shame 22 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:07,292 for dying ten minutes after joining S.H.I.E.L.D. 23 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,875 I really thought he'd make it. 24 00:01:12,917 --> 00:01:15,208 [struggling] 25 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:18,042 [engine starting] 26 00:01:18,042 --> 00:01:19,958 [jittery screams] 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,208 [grunts] 28 00:01:27,292 --> 00:01:29,083 [grunting] 29 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:34,875 [beeping] Whoa. That's not good. 30 00:01:34,875 --> 00:01:37,083 Ah! 31 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,792 [grunting] 32 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:43,042 [groans] 33 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:45,208 Where did S.H.I.E.L.D. tech put the web control? 34 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:47,167 Nope. Nuh-uh. 35 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:50,250 Score. 36 00:01:50,292 --> 00:01:53,875 Yee-aw! Yeah! 37 00:01:54,687 --> 00:01:58,000 Ow! 38 00:01:59,545 --> 00:02:02,208 [laughing] 39 00:02:03,008 --> 00:02:05,633 I finished this thing in under 20. 40 00:02:05,675 --> 00:02:07,675 I completed mine in under 18. 41 00:02:07,675 --> 00:02:09,675 There's no discipline to his fighting technique. 42 00:02:09,717 --> 00:02:11,717 He's just thrashing around hitting things. 43 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:14,508 But Fury says he's good for the team. 44 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:17,550 Why is Fury testing a new candidate? I didn't approve this. 45 00:02:17,592 --> 00:02:20,925 Look who thinks he's still in charge. That's so cute. 46 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:24,508 If Fury thinks I'm going to lead that lame-o in battle... 47 00:02:24,550 --> 00:02:26,592 In your dreams you're the team leader. 48 00:02:26,633 --> 00:02:29,842 He is rough around the edges, but not without potential. 49 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:33,758 Yeah, but he named himself Spider-Man. How sad is that? 50 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,592 What was he supposed to call himself? 51 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,675 Something cool that didn't scream, 52 00:02:37,675 --> 00:02:41,675 "Hi, I have low self-esteem and identify with bugs." 53 00:02:41,717 --> 00:02:44,758 You know what they say about a book and its cover, dude. 54 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,675 Dude, I'll clean this helicarrier for a month if he makes it. 55 00:02:48,675 --> 00:02:50,925 - Toilets, too? - Toilets, too. 56 00:02:50,967 --> 00:02:52,925 - You're on. - I'm in. 57 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:54,508 Me, too. 58 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:58,508 [engine winds down] Next. 59 00:02:58,550 --> 00:03:02,675 Web parachute test, red button. See you tomorrow. 60 00:03:02,717 --> 00:03:05,508 [alarms] Parachute test? 61 00:03:05,508 --> 00:03:08,633 [screaming] 62 00:03:13,199 --> 00:03:16,224 sync, correction by f1nc0 - - Addic7ed.com - - 63 00:03:30,758 --> 00:03:34,550 Yup. Wall of Shame for sure. 64 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:40,425 You have the surveillance images taken last night of Target S. 65 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:42,717 [Doc Ock] I'm sending them through now, Mr. Osborn. 66 00:03:42,758 --> 00:03:45,717 I won't have Fury getting his hooks into my prize. 67 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:49,508 Spider-Man will be owned by OSCORP, not S.H.I.E.L.D. 68 00:03:49,508 --> 00:03:51,425 Tell your agents to find him. 69 00:03:51,467 --> 00:03:54,592 He's probably right under your nose. 70 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:57,758 [Peter] I've got to go to the bathroom. 71 00:03:59,550 --> 00:04:00,842 Hey, hero. 72 00:04:00,842 --> 00:04:02,633 I brought you something from school. 73 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:06,342 - Cheerleaders? - Homework. 74 00:04:06,342 --> 00:04:08,342 Harry really stepped up yesterday 75 00:04:08,383 --> 00:04:09,717 when the Frightful Four attacked our school. 76 00:04:09,758 --> 00:04:11,592 Unfortunately all that heroism 77 00:04:11,633 --> 00:04:14,675 won him overnight stay in the hospital. 78 00:04:14,717 --> 00:04:17,508 Peter has your best interests at heart, son. 79 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:18,800 He's a true friend. 80 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,633 Wouldn't it be nice if everyone had a dad like that? 81 00:04:21,675 --> 00:04:23,425 How about a ride to school, Peter? 82 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:26,383 You don't have to hold a gun to my head, sir. 83 00:04:30,467 --> 00:04:32,342 [MJ] Smile Spider-Man. 84 00:04:32,342 --> 00:04:33,508 Oh! 85 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:39,342 [rambles] Whoa, I'm not... How did... 86 00:04:39,342 --> 00:04:41,342 [MJ] Wow, nervous much? 87 00:04:41,342 --> 00:04:43,758 I'm practicing what I'll say when I finally meet Spider-Man. 88 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,550 Here. 89 00:04:46,592 --> 00:04:52,383 [reading] 90 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,342 You think it's true that Spider-Man hangs out here at Midtown? 91 00:04:55,383 --> 00:04:57,383 He's been seen on campus often enough. 92 00:04:57,425 --> 00:05:00,675 He could be anybody. A student, a teacher, or... 93 00:05:04,717 --> 00:05:07,383 Thwip-thwip. 94 00:05:07,425 --> 00:05:10,425 Well, maybe not anybody. 95 00:05:10,467 --> 00:05:12,425 I know how much it means for MJ 96 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:14,342 to get that reporter job with The Bugle 97 00:05:14,342 --> 00:05:16,342 and I'd love to help her out. 98 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:19,342 I'm afraid I'd blow it once I started talking to her. 99 00:05:19,342 --> 00:05:21,508 I mean, MJ knows me so well. 100 00:05:23,508 --> 00:05:27,508 Good evening, Miss Watson. I hear you've been looking for me. 101 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:31,300 Peter! What are you doing in that silly costume? 102 00:05:31,342 --> 00:05:33,425 And what's up with that stupid voice? 103 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,550 D'oh! [snaps] 104 00:05:35,592 --> 00:05:39,258 Even if Spider-Man is a student, he's going to keep it on the down-low. 105 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,467 There's no way he'd let anyone know who he really is. 106 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,383 Maybe, but I'm not giving up. 107 00:05:52,342 --> 00:05:55,300 Sir, ma'am. 108 00:05:55,342 --> 00:05:58,383 Yo, what up? 109 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:02,383 I'm just trying to blend in now that I'm an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. 110 00:06:02,425 --> 00:06:05,550 An agent? You're barely a newbie. 111 00:06:08,425 --> 00:06:11,633 [computer] ID confirmed. S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury. 112 00:06:12,175 --> 00:06:15,342 Get in here and don't touch anything. 113 00:06:15,383 --> 00:06:17,217 Cool! 114 00:06:19,383 --> 00:06:22,467 [exhaling] [heavy footsteps] 115 00:06:27,675 --> 00:06:29,217 Awesome! 116 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:35,508 Eh, it's been done. 117 00:06:35,508 --> 00:06:38,217 Yo, Doc. Meet the new kid. 118 00:06:38,258 --> 00:06:42,592 Spider-Man, our resident tech genius. Dr. Curt Connors. 119 00:06:42,633 --> 00:06:45,592 Always glad to meet a fellow genius. 120 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:49,633 - Awkward. - A pleasure. 121 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,467 I followed your career closely. Very impressive. 122 00:06:52,508 --> 00:06:54,383 I like this guy. 123 00:06:54,425 --> 00:06:57,217 Even before Director Fury approached you about joining us, 124 00:06:57,258 --> 00:07:01,633 I had my R&D team develop an array of Spider-Man inspired weaponry. 125 00:07:01,675 --> 00:07:04,508 - What if I had said no? - Not an option. 126 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:08,467 Huh, that's funny. You're using our web-shooter out of camo mode. 127 00:07:09,342 --> 00:07:10,592 [beeps] 128 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:16,133 Oh, yeah. I had it in camo mode. But then I couldn't find it. 129 00:07:16,175 --> 00:07:17,425 [crickets] 130 00:07:17,467 --> 00:07:20,425 Joke. Don't you people ever smile? 131 00:07:20,467 --> 00:07:23,508 Over here is something we think you'll find particularly interesting. 132 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:26,425 I reserve the right to be awestruck. 133 00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:29,133 - Ow! - Hold it. 134 00:07:29,175 --> 00:07:33,258 Director Fury, I've never questioned your choices when it came to the others. 135 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:35,300 - Others? - But in this case, 136 00:07:35,342 --> 00:07:37,175 we're dealing with a complete wildcard. 137 00:07:37,175 --> 00:07:41,425 Daily Bugle Communications calls Spider-Man a threat to public safety. 138 00:07:41,467 --> 00:07:45,133 - But I'm so cuddly. - Spider-Man's my responsibility, Coulson. 139 00:07:45,175 --> 00:07:48,508 That's what he's here for. To learn responsibility. 140 00:07:48,508 --> 00:07:50,592 We'll see. 141 00:07:53,049 --> 00:07:53,425 [energetic music] 142 00:07:58,342 --> 00:08:03,342 [sighing] You can't see it because of my mask right now, but... 143 00:08:03,342 --> 00:08:06,133 We call it the Spider-Cycle. 144 00:08:06,175 --> 00:08:09,050 Uh, yeah. Useless. 145 00:08:09,092 --> 00:08:12,133 - Excuse me? - I mean it's cool and all, 146 00:08:12,175 --> 00:08:14,050 but why do I need a motorcycle? 147 00:08:14,092 --> 00:08:17,300 I can get anywhere by thwip-thwip. 148 00:08:17,342 --> 00:08:20,467 I calculate you can make it from 80th to 34th street 149 00:08:20,508 --> 00:08:23,300 in 3.7 minutes, while using up what I'm guessing is 150 00:08:23,342 --> 00:08:26,175 fairly expensive webbing and at maximum muscle stress. 151 00:08:26,217 --> 00:08:28,050 Uh, maybe... 152 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:30,508 The Spider-Cycle can make it in a minute-and-a-half. 153 00:08:30,550 --> 00:08:34,342 If you're not scared thwip-less to climb on. 154 00:08:34,342 --> 00:08:36,175 One side. 155 00:08:38,092 --> 00:08:41,050 And the starter is... 156 00:08:41,092 --> 00:08:42,342 [engine roars] 157 00:08:42,342 --> 00:08:44,342 Yeow! Whoa! 158 00:08:44,383 --> 00:08:47,050 [groaning] 159 00:08:47,092 --> 00:08:48,217 [screaming] 160 00:08:48,258 --> 00:08:50,342 Brake, the brake. 161 00:08:50,383 --> 00:08:52,383 [tires screech] 162 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:59,342 Brake! 163 00:08:59,342 --> 00:09:02,342 Not brake. 164 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,133 Aaah! 165 00:09:05,175 --> 00:09:06,383 Not a problem. 166 00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:10,342 I'll just pop another parachute and... 167 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:13,751 Okay, now I'm scared thwip-less... 168 00:09:13,751 --> 00:09:15,928 Aaah! 169 00:09:20,158 --> 00:09:22,158 - Huh? - Kid! Down here. 170 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,075 Hey, Nick. I'm a little busy falling to my doom right now. 171 00:09:25,117 --> 00:09:29,033 That button with the web icon. Punch it, and hold on tight. 172 00:09:33,117 --> 00:09:35,075 That's the web track feature. 173 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:38,117 Internal GPS targets the best places to shoot it. 174 00:09:38,158 --> 00:09:41,075 Works great, but I'm running out of room. 175 00:09:41,117 --> 00:09:43,242 Hit the thrust button. 176 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:47,742 [explosion] Yeow! Whoa! 177 00:09:47,783 --> 00:09:49,200 Sweet! 178 00:09:49,242 --> 00:09:51,242 You do know this is impossible, right? 179 00:09:51,283 --> 00:09:56,158 I've engineered the bike to ride smoothly at any angle. Try it again. 180 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,075 Just how long are Manhattan's spineless officials 181 00:09:58,117 --> 00:10:01,117 going to allow maniacs like Spider-Man 182 00:10:01,158 --> 00:10:03,992 to run roughshod over us decent citizens? 183 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:06,242 [screaming] 184 00:10:06,283 --> 00:10:07,867 Ah! 185 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,783 Whoa! Hey, look out! 186 00:10:10,825 --> 00:10:13,117 Oh, sorry, sorry. Whoa! 187 00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:14,908 [dog groans] 188 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,408 [Fury] Kid, what's wrong with you? 189 00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:22,242 You act like you've never driven before. 190 00:10:22,283 --> 00:10:24,283 - [all gasping] - I don't even have a learner's permit. 191 00:10:24,325 --> 00:10:27,492 - You what? - It's New York. Who needs a car? 192 00:10:28,617 --> 00:10:31,408 Oh yeah. [truck horn] 193 00:10:32,367 --> 00:10:35,575 [screaming] 194 00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:40,367 [shouting] 195 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:48,367 Oh! Hey, look out! Look out! Look out! 196 00:10:48,408 --> 00:10:51,408 Aaah! 197 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,492 [cheering] 198 00:10:56,783 --> 00:10:59,283 Oh, come on. 199 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:03,575 [shouting] 200 00:11:03,617 --> 00:11:05,575 [beeping] 201 00:11:05,617 --> 00:11:08,450 This is going to leave a mark. 202 00:11:08,492 --> 00:11:11,617 Yeow! Whoa! 203 00:11:11,658 --> 00:11:13,617 Heeyah! 204 00:11:13,617 --> 00:11:15,200 Let go, Buckethead. 205 00:11:15,201 --> 00:11:18,367 Calm down, Pre-School. We'll take it from here. 206 00:11:21,658 --> 00:11:24,617 [engine shuts down] 207 00:11:24,658 --> 00:11:26,658 I appreciate a hand now and then, 208 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:30,283 but I really didn't need to be saved by... who're you guys? 209 00:11:30,325 --> 00:11:33,200 Iron Fist, namaste. 210 00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:34,325 Iron Fist. 211 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:39,367 Kung fu master with fist of well... iron. 212 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,242 [distant howling] White Tiger. 213 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,575 Acrobatic ninja with steel claws and cat powers. 214 00:11:43,617 --> 00:11:46,408 - The big guy here is Luke... - Power Man. 215 00:11:46,450 --> 00:11:49,575 If he calls himself Spider-Man then I'm calling myself Power Man. 216 00:11:49,617 --> 00:11:53,283 It's cool and doesn't scream "I have low self-esteem." 217 00:11:53,325 --> 00:11:56,617 Super strength and bullet proof skin. 218 00:11:56,617 --> 00:11:59,200 Okay, Power Man. 219 00:11:59,242 --> 00:12:00,658 And I've already met Captain Buckethead. 220 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:03,450 Able to carry two buckets of water in a single... 221 00:12:03,450 --> 00:12:05,325 name's Nova, creep. 222 00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:07,450 Nova Creep. Catchy. 223 00:12:07,492 --> 00:12:10,158 Nova, the human rocket. 224 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,117 Okay. 225 00:12:12,158 --> 00:12:14,450 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get this bike back to HQ. 226 00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:18,450 You see, I'm with S.H.I.E.L.D. 227 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:22,158 Small world. [dings] 228 00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:25,450 Oh, no. 229 00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,408 No, no, no, no, no. 230 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:29,450 I never signed on to be part of a team. 231 00:12:29,492 --> 00:12:32,492 It's not a team, it's a program. If you'll just let me explain. 232 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,866 No! Nix! Nein! Nyet! 233 00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:37,200 Na-uh! No way! Never! 234 00:12:38,721 --> 00:12:41,617 I win the bet. No toilets for the Tiger. 235 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,450 Uh, I'll take the next one. 236 00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:52,533 [beeping] [music playing] 237 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:59,367 [music continues] So, you're leaving. 238 00:12:59,408 --> 00:13:03,450 Yep. Time to mosey on down the trail. 239 00:13:09,117 --> 00:13:10,492 Spider-Man. 240 00:13:10,492 --> 00:13:14,492 Each one of those heroes is just like you. At a crossroads. 241 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:17,450 They could use guidance from a kid whose been at this a while. 242 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:20,283 Look, Nick, they all seem cool. 243 00:13:20,325 --> 00:13:23,450 Even the Buckethead. That's why I'm saying no. 244 00:13:23,492 --> 00:13:26,450 I can't be responsible for what happens to a bunch of rookies. 245 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:30,242 I know you feel responsible for what happened to your Uncle Ben. 246 00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:34,450 But at some point, you're allowed to forgive yourself and start over. 247 00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:37,450 I wouldn't have made this offer if I didn't see the potential in you, 248 00:13:37,492 --> 00:13:41,117 and all four of them, to be the next generation of great heroes. 249 00:13:41,158 --> 00:13:43,242 The next Avengers. 250 00:13:43,283 --> 00:13:46,450 Those kids have the training, and you have the real world experience. 251 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,450 They're willing to give you a chance. 252 00:13:48,492 --> 00:13:51,450 Will you give them a chance? 253 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,450 It all sounds great, but... 254 00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:02,283 I can't take that chance. 255 00:14:02,325 --> 00:14:04,283 [door slams] 256 00:14:04,325 --> 00:14:09,158 [ship powers away] 257 00:14:10,158 --> 00:14:11,450 Oh, let him go. 258 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:15,158 Fury tried to sandbag you with those losers. 259 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,283 Think what you could have taught them. 260 00:14:17,325 --> 00:14:19,325 - [blows raspberry] - Ah! 261 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:22,367 [fighting] 262 00:14:22,408 --> 00:14:25,367 Uh, Spidey-sense warning me of danger. 263 00:14:26,514 --> 00:14:29,367 To the right, to the left, and under? 264 00:14:29,408 --> 00:14:32,408 [grunting] 265 00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:36,158 Stay down, bug. 266 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,158 Thundra? Klaw? 267 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,242 And the Wizard. 268 00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:44,075 Round two, Spider-Man. You lose. 269 00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:50,761 It wasn't enough I kicked your butts in front of some school kids? 270 00:14:50,762 --> 00:14:52,683 [laughing] [cheering] 271 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,683 Well, now the whole city is gonna watch. 272 00:14:54,683 --> 00:14:57,350 You've overestimated your chances. 273 00:14:57,392 --> 00:15:01,725 Even though we lack a fourth member. There are still three of us. 274 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:05,350 While you, Spider-Man, are ever the loner. 275 00:15:06,392 --> 00:15:07,517 Whoa! 276 00:15:09,683 --> 00:15:12,433 - Ha! - [grunting] 277 00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:15,767 - Ha! - Ah! 278 00:15:16,808 --> 00:15:19,558 Okay, babezilla. You asked for it. 279 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:23,308 Yeah, like that. What? 280 00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:27,308 Your webbing is caught in the same anti-gravity field that you are in. 281 00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:29,350 Ugh. This stuff isn't cheap, you know. 282 00:15:29,392 --> 00:15:31,558 Klaw. [low booming] 283 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,558 [screaming] 284 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,433 My turn. 285 00:15:36,475 --> 00:15:40,558 [agonizing scream] 286 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:42,517 He's out. 287 00:15:48,642 --> 00:15:52,600 Good. Less trouble for us to bring him to our client. 288 00:15:52,642 --> 00:15:56,350 - Peeky-boo. - [grunting] 289 00:15:56,392 --> 00:15:57,725 [Spider-Man] So tell me more about this client. 290 00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,642 Who hired you bozos? 291 00:15:59,683 --> 00:16:02,558 I preferred him unconscious. 292 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:21,392 What are you guys doing here? I had them on the run. 293 00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:24,183 Except for the part where you didn't. 294 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,475 Heeyah! 295 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:28,350 Uh! Oh! 296 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:31,084 - Oh! - Uh! 297 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:34,267 You dropped this. 298 00:16:34,308 --> 00:16:36,517 [both grunting] 299 00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:42,642 [screams] Surf's up! 300 00:16:43,683 --> 00:16:45,183 [groans] 301 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,642 You miserable little... [muffled groan] 302 00:17:01,683 --> 00:17:05,475 Uh-uh, language Thundy. Kids are watching. 303 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:11,517 No. [groaning] 304 00:17:11,558 --> 00:17:13,558 You better not. 305 00:17:16,475 --> 00:17:20,142 Aaah! Yeah! 306 00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:31,142 What? 307 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:34,308 You're supposed to be tough, Klaw. 308 00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:36,225 I think you're just a lot of noise. 309 00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:38,600 [bell rings] 310 00:17:41,183 --> 00:17:43,183 I can save myself. 311 00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:47,142 "Except for the part where you didn't." 312 00:17:47,183 --> 00:17:49,600 If you want to save someone, look down there. 313 00:17:53,225 --> 00:17:57,392 Superhero 101. We can defend ourselves, they can't. 314 00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:59,308 Trust me. I've got these meatheads. 315 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,308 Go. Protect and serve. 316 00:18:02,711 --> 00:18:04,058 You heard the man. 317 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,350 She called me the man. 318 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:15,102 Hey, Shrieky. Remember me? 319 00:18:17,392 --> 00:18:19,058 Ya! 320 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,350 Ah! 321 00:18:23,392 --> 00:18:26,308 - As always, Daily Bugle... - Heads up, rubbernecks. 322 00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:30,475 [screaming] ...the news up close and personal. 323 00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:34,058 - Whoa! - You're next. 324 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:38,225 Now the scream of chaos shall meet the soul of iron. 325 00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:41,350 Kiyaaahh! 326 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,267 Yeah! 327 00:18:44,308 --> 00:18:46,267 [explosion] 328 00:18:53,614 --> 00:18:55,061 Let's cut the volume. 329 00:18:56,142 --> 00:18:59,058 [bell rings] [announcer] K.O. 330 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,058 [all yelling] 331 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,350 You won't escape again. 332 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:06,267 My power gloves are charged to their maximum. 333 00:19:07,906 --> 00:19:11,017 - Wait, what gloves? - These gloves. 334 00:19:11,058 --> 00:19:13,350 Oh, those gloves. 335 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:16,017 No! 336 00:19:16,058 --> 00:19:18,267 [painful cry] 337 00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:20,350 Vandalism struck Midtown today 338 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:23,225 as Spider-Man destroyed a Bugletron billboard, 339 00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:26,183 then went on to lead a group of unnamed vigilantes 340 00:19:26,225 --> 00:19:30,142 in a heated battle with the equally villainous Frightful Four. 341 00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:32,975 As always, Daily Bugle Communications brings you the news... 342 00:19:33,017 --> 00:19:34,975 Your agents failed, Octavius. 343 00:19:35,017 --> 00:19:37,975 I won't tolerate another disappointment. 344 00:19:38,017 --> 00:19:41,225 Understood, Mr. Osborn. 345 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,975 [beeps] Okay, Nick. 346 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,933 I'll join your junior "glee" club. 347 00:19:46,975 --> 00:19:49,267 But I still operate solo as Spider-Man. 348 00:19:49,308 --> 00:19:52,225 - It's my version of me time. - Done. 349 00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:01,225 Awkward... 350 00:20:05,017 --> 00:20:09,183 Finally both school and Spidey life are back to normal. 351 00:20:09,225 --> 00:20:12,308 [Flash] Oh, Puny Parker. 352 00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:15,350 Locker knocker time. 353 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:18,142 [sighs] Unfortunately. 354 00:20:20,308 --> 00:20:21,308 Ow! 355 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:24,401 Wait, do I know you? 356 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,308 - Any of you? - Say hello to your new classmates. 357 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:33,017 - Danny Rand. - Luke Cage. 358 00:20:33,058 --> 00:20:36,100 - Sam Alexander. - Ava Ayala. 359 00:20:37,142 --> 00:20:38,975 Think about it. 360 00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:45,350 Huh? 361 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:48,017 Oh, some idiot gave Fury the bright idea 362 00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:50,392 we needed me time away from S.H.I.E.L.D. 363 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:53,933 FYI, don't sweat the secret ID. 364 00:20:53,975 --> 00:20:57,267 - Code of silence, man. - Hey, this is great. 365 00:20:57,308 --> 00:21:00,975 Really, really... great. 366 00:21:01,017 --> 00:21:05,017 I just got to go talk to a guy. 367 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,308 - I need an immediate transfer. - [principal] Denied Mr. Parker. 368 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:12,892 - But why? - Because Fury wants you 369 00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:14,975 - where he can keep his eye on you. - Coulson? 370 00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:18,017 Acting Principal Coulson. Thwip-thwip. 371 00:21:18,017 --> 00:21:20,308 I said it before, I'll say it again. 372 00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:24,892 N-o. No, no, no-no, no, no. 373 00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:28,267 [Flash] Hello? Can somebody let me out? 374 00:21:28,308 --> 00:21:33,030 Please. Anyone? 375 00:21:33,031 --> 00:21:35,225 Okay. Maybe yes. 376 00:21:36,142 --> 00:21:39,233 sync, correction by f1nc0 - - Addic7ed.com - -