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Ok, we'll be in Nærelven soon.
We're playing for the Cup here so don't be distracted by the surroundings.
We'll reach the final and we'll get the trophy and everything begins here.
Nærelven FK hasn't been on top for a long time now.
It'll be a challenge for them to be visited by the Elite Series.
It's probably going to be a sold-out and...
Adrian!
Are you listening? What did I say?
I'm not playing anyway. Injured. - You gotta listen to me. That goes for everybody.
We must not underestimate them. Sleep well and be ready for tomorrow's game.
Take a look at this.
"With a sexy and fierce defense we got all ladies tense".
"Varg prevailed 4-0 with a hat-trick by Kilanger".
What's this? - I'm writing a song for the final game.
Although "hat-trick" is hard to rhyme.
Maybe "Kilanger scored four, he's who I'm crazy for."
All own-goals?
Shall we discuss private parts?
Welcome to Nærelven.
Hello?
Yes? - We're from Varg, we got reservations.
Of course, Varg from Ulsteinvik! Welcome!
Stine Mari!
Some welcome they gave us.
Surely Bjørnar and the guys wanted to have some fun before the game.
Yes... two of you will have bunk-beds but they have Tempur mattresses.
They're better than regular beds. - Tempur sounds great.
You won't be paired as always, we have new distribution plans.
Mons and Kasper. Adrian and Aron. Pass it around.
Eddie and I prepared a little survey for the night.
That's very funny. - It's mandatory for everyone.
Is this school camp? - You know the "Clásico" is tonight?
You'll watch that some other time.
Breakfast will be at 5,30. Bacon and eggs, brown cheese and gorgonzola.
Brown cheese and gorgonzola? Seriously? - Don't force them to socialize.
They'll get to know each other... - They'll only fight more. They're distracted enough already.
It's a game. It'll be fine.
How long have you played for Træff, Tommy?
From when I was nine until last year.
Did you have coach Erik Steinbakk? - Yes.
He and my father were best friends.
You know he was reported for a transfer?
Yes? - Yes... that wasn't nice.
What's that? - A snoring mask.
A snoring mask? - Low palate.
Your type?
Have you read this?
Yes. - It says 4-2-4 is underestimated.
It's considered fairly useless.
Maybe we should try it tomorrow. - We won't be trying anything!
Am I the only one taking this seriously?!
It was just an idea. - I know.
I got a bad feeling about this.
Just need to wait... here they are!
Aron, you are in Helena and Iver's team.
Kasper... you are with...
...Otto, Adrian and Mons. - I don't think they'll show up.
Do you? Where are they?
Hello, how's going? - Hello.
What is it? - Elveblest. Locally brewed.
I'll take it. You? - That's ok.
Two of those.
How old is he? - He's... 44.
No... he's 19. - He's out.
Why out? - He's 12, I'm gonna lose my license.
He's not gonna drink, we'll only watch the game.
Can you put the Barça game on? - We're watching Eibar vs. Getafe.
Getafe? - Getafe!
Jorge here is from Getafe.
José... - Jorge!
Please it's the... "semifinalo de la Barça-Madrido."
Please. - We'll buy you a beer... "una sangría".
Yes!
Mario, buy him a beer. - Why me?
Because you are the one with... "plata"... "monita".
Just because you are guests. The kid must go though.
Can't we go back and watch the game there? - No...
I don't wanna do Espen's trivia. - Either he goes or you all go.
Look! Shoot! No!
The owner decided to renovate and sell.
Move to Ulsteinvik. Ida is studying in Bergen, we have the whole house.
I don't think so. - No...
May I recommend Nærelven? Nice woods... smells awful...
Hi. - Hi.
Espen wants you for the trivia.
I think I'll train my hamstring.
Ok... don't make it worse. - No.
Question 14: what former Leeds player....
Quite a few Leeds-related questions... - The kids must learn.
Ok... what former Leeds player played also for Sunderland, Arsenal and Manchester City?
It's a trick question. - Aren't you watching the game?
They threw me out of the pub. - What pub?
Why did they throw you out? - 'Cause I'm 17.
So someone asked your age and then they threw you out of the pub?
Yes. - Tommy... were they drinking?
No... - For fuck's sake!
I didn't say they were drinking!
I'm not a rat.
Ok... let's move on...
You don't need to follow me. - I won't let you walk around by yourself.
I'll be alright.
Will you pass that ball?!
Maybe you need another drink.
I liked that Elveblest.
Jorge wanted a beer...
The game doesn't end before 10,30. You must be in bed by then!
Ellingsen! Michael Ellingsen! I want a picture!
A picture for me!
No, I'm sorry. Let's go.
You're not leaving until Jorge gets his photo with Michael Ellingsen.
Is that what you are? You don't want an old fan to have a photo with you?
Please. - For fuck's...
Perfect! Outside the light is perfect.
Put your arm around him and say "Getafe" at the three.
Don't forget the bill! Two pepsi max and three...
How much?
And two... - Getafe!
Come on, Ellingsen! You can do better!
At the three... - Getafe!
It's 3.000 crown. - How much did you drink?!
He's joking... - Two Pepsi Max, one Farris, three Elveblest.
Our local brew. 5,8 alcoholic content, 960 crowns.
You need to pay for what you had.
Guys, how much for an Elveblest? - 960 each. Can't you afford it?
That's not the point. We're a poor club anyway.
I'll pay. - You're paying? It's a robbery!
Thanks. Please, come back.
See you tomorrow.
Otto!
Listen... please... - Please?
We went to see the game. I'm not into quizzes. - It's not about quizzes.
The team is not socializing. You need to start to work together.
You're the captain, you gotta be an example. Helena deserves an effort by everyone.
Yes, alright. - I'll see you tomorrow.
Hi. What you're up to? - Just doing some accounting.
Everything alright? - I got a folding bed, it's not that great.
I see... there's a free bed in my room if you...
Although... we may need to reshuffle...
Just take my room. - The whole room?
Yes, I won't be able to sleep anyway.
You're the one who's playing, you need to sleep.
Those rumors about you and Mario...
I thought... if you need someone to talk to about it...
You can talk to me.
It's very nice of you but they're just rumors.
There's nothing.
I'll go to sleep.
What the hell is this?
Did the Federation approve this? - So they say.
What's he doing? - I don't...
Hey! What's going on?
Are you ok? - It's just a ritual.
Let me see your foot. Are you alright?
We'll have the doctor take a look at you. What the fuck...
What the hell have you been doing?
Did they put nails on the field? - It was glass.
Glass? We can't play on broken glass...
There's no point in whining! It'll be a battle!
Be prepared to bleed a little!
We gotta be into it from the start. If we hesitate, they have us.
Watch out for the grass, it's in really bad shape.
So we go out, give everything and watch out for the grass?
They will, not you. You're benched.
Why? - Do I have to answer that?
Come on!
Don't look around for someone to blame.
You played like shit... all of you.
I demand much more from all of you.
They're big and strong and win all tackles. I want a reaction!
We gotta be first on every ball.
If we're not, we gotta win every second ball.
Right now, some reporter back in Oslo is typing: "Cup beatdown".
Let's wipe the smile off his face.
Adrian is going in for Iver. Sigurd moves in the middle with Otto.
Don't try to break through the middle. Lean on Adrian and Tommy.
They'll play it in the middle for Mario.
Varg evens the game. It's 1-1.
Austnes faggot!
Ref! He kicked me!
Adrian, stay in the middle! Håkon, move up!
Elva! Elva! Elva!
Come on!
You hit it with your hand!
Yes! Yes!
Take responsibility for your team!
Straight to the lockers.
Don't touch me! Watch yourself!
What do you think of the game?
Nærelven offered a great resistance. They desperately wanted to win.
Looks like the decisive goal was scored with the hand.
I have nothing to say about it.
You wanna say something about it? - Otto passed me the ball and I put it in.
With your hand? - No.
Is this the way to behave against a small club, Helena?
Ok... things got heated out there.
We gotta get out of here as quick as possible.
Come on, I'm not joking!
Whose shoes are these? - Come on, guys!
Leave the damn food, Mons!
Jon Mikkel!
Drive!
Go! - Stop stressing me!
What the hell...
Helena, I'm sorry... I thought you were on the bus. They attacked us.
Attacked you? - They threw rocks and bottles.
They threw eggs and shit at the bus. I think they cut a tire too.
What happened? - Ok, where are you?
Just out of town, the opposite side from the stadium.
We'll wait in the kiosk - I don't think it's a good idea if Adrian is with you.
We'll be fine. - Helena...
How fast can we go back? We gotta pick up Helena and Adrian.
They have a trailer in Hvattum. It'll be a couple of hours.
Don't you have a jack and a spare tire?
A 20 tons bus? - Yes.
Help is coming.
Can I help you? - We're having a tough time with some supporters...
So you won the game.
They assaulted the bus. We're waiting for them to pick us up.
The boys are not good at losing. Have a seat.
If they try anything, I'll ban 'em from the bar.
You had to do it, didn't you? To prove you're the best.
It wasn't on purpose... - I'm talking about the damn celebration.
You heard what they were shouting. - Don't do it, Adrian. Reactions are bad.
You got what you wanted too. - So it was on purpose.
What else?
The moment you feel bigger than the team, that's too much.
It's what I do. I carry the team on my shoulders all the time.
Tommy keeps losing the ball.
Aron scores in our own goal, so I have to score twice.
Mons drinks beer before the game. Some leader we got.
Aron only needs confidence. You need to support him.
Nærelven scored first but in the end Austnes stole the victory in extra-time.
He clearly scored using his hand.
It was considered regular and Varg moves on in the Cup.
What the hell was that? - It wasn't intentional.
If you win fairly and rid me of Bjørnar, that's fine with me.
But this is a whole different story.
You need to leave before they take it out on my pub, ok?
Can't you just drive it like it is? - If it was a back tire, but not like this.
We need to go! - Can't they walk here?
They'll have to walk through town. - They'd be attacked.
If we go back, we'll be attacked too. - But if we go together...
You think they will...
What can happen? Adrian getting spanked by some farmer?
A well deserved spanking, if you ask me.
I think it's a disturbance. - What?
You don't feel part of the team. - Nobody is doing their duty.
We're sixth, we can't be that bad. You need to trust me.
Trust you? After you said on national TV that I was injured?
You were. You lied to my face about it. - I did not.
How's Camilla doing? Have you heard from her lately?
How did you know? - You're not exactly Snowden with FaceTime.
That's fine with me.
Is that why you fucked my chance with the selection? Revenge?
I simply couldn't trust you. I don't care if you see Camilla.
You never cared about Camilla. - What did you say?
You let her go. - She wanted to go.
You could have stopped her. I'm sorry.
"Come back home, it's alright".
I can't have this discussion with you.
They started it. You'd know if you weren't sitting on the bench.
You should have had your beer instead of ratting me out.
The problem is that you drank beer before the game!
I had one bit of Elveblest!
If you had played, maybe they wouldn't have scored that goal!
That's just bullshit... - You're only jealous...
Calm down... quiet!
Who cares about that? This isn't Adrian's fault, this is OUR fault!
We gotta fix this together. IT's the point of being a team!
If one screws up, we have 10 ready to fix it.
If Aron scores an own-goal, we gotta be there, ready to support him.
When Tommy gets a red card against LSK, we gotta work twice as hard to bring home that one point.
All of us.
We gotta stop whining and blaming each other and fix it all together.
Aron, you had something to say?
Is it possible to change the wheel if all the weight is in front?
Switch it with a back wheel? - Maybe but we would need a jack.
Does it have to be a jack? - What you mean?
Hello?
Hi. - Hi. I thought you left.
What did you do to the rooms? What are those green spots?
We need help with the bus... - I'll have to clean all the carpets!
I'm sorry but go check what I wrote on Facebook.
Facebook? - Yes.
Let's see... "best service in Norway"...
"Fantastic optic fiber"... ...and great continental breakfast.
What was it you needed? - The tractor out there... does it work?
What do I know about that? You think I go around driving a tractor?
I don't have time for this nonsense, with the carpets and all...
I can't... ok, ok!
Ok, I'll help...
The tractor... let's go.
I don't think we ever used that.
# I saw you coming from far away, I always know when you are near. #
# I went out to meet you in the cold 'cause you are so dear to my heart. #
# So I protected myself from the cold and did the same with you. #
Thanks for your help. - No problem. Welcome again.
Hello. I don't think any bus is coming along.
They're picking us up. - I can drive you if you like.
We're good, thanks.
I'm from Langelven, nothing pleases us more than seeing Nærelven getting a beat.
They're waiting at the end of this road.
It's just near here. We'll find them soon.
They're really mad at us. If you could just drive more...
You're afraid of getting beat because you cheated?
I see why they're mad. Scoring with a hand is against the rules, isn't it?
Hi. - Hi.
Get out.
Get in the goal. - I didn't mean to do it... I'm sorry.
In the goal. - What is this?
Drop your pants and bend over.
There's no need to get violent. I know you're mad but...
We don't like violence either. The kid only needs a little lesson.
Get in there!
Drop your pants.
Come on!
We're not done. You ever played "One-shot"?
Come on.
A bit closer.
Ready.
Ok, that's enough! - Quiet or you'll take his place.
Come on! - Bjørnar... that's enough.
Come on, cut it out! That's enough!
Enough already!
Bjørnar, enough! Let him go!
Are you ok?
There you are. Everything ok? - Yes.
You should have seen us. "Bob the Builder" fixed the bus!
I think Hvalby's daughter was keen on you.
You're talking to a dating-God here. Have I mentioned Elkjøp?
I was having a toast and I met the most pretty girl ever.
Then she just...
Hello?
It was pretty bad last time. - Damn right!
(Sings Varg's anthem)
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