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Chow!
Hangover III - Las Vegas
The back
Sons of bitches!
We're almost home, my friend!
Hello, my name is Alan and I bought a giraffe.
It is all mine.
That's very kind.
- Check out the giraffe! - Oh, Lord, where are you going?
My life is great. I have a wonderful life.
I have a wonderful life.
A slaughter on the road. Yes, sir. So I will.
So I will. Thank you.
No, of course ... No, no, I ...
Write one more time ...
Was mayor, Alan.
It was an accident.
You said you love me no matter what I do.
I know, you're right, you're my best friend.
But Alan, why buy a giraffe?
I always wanted one.
Give them to eat in the tree house.
- Reminds me also. - How?
- They are majestic, dreamy and high ... - Dreamy?
- Yes - Where did you learn that word?
- From friends. - What do friends, Alan?
You can choose randomly.
Alan, besides the fact the road has closed
you kill a wild animal, is national news ...
How many checks he signed and contracts to be performed.
- Save me, we're rich! - We are nothing, Alan!
I am. You are my son 40 years ago ...
- 42 ... 42 - My son of 42 years
who still lives with us.
You should take your medication or stop the high cost of living.
're Bluffing.
When lunch?
Me and your mother more.
We may incur.
I can not do this! I can not do this!
I do not care what you say, this is my life
And take care of your own life, leave me alone
It's my life
Alan! Alan!
- God has the voice of an angel. - Is divine.
I can not believe my father died.
I think other people were killed earlier.
Like my mother, for example.
So, as many know, my father and I were very close.
It was my partner.
Daily I said I was his favorite child.
Their will always remember the last words to me.
I'm proud of you, Alan. Do not change.
I hear you loud and clear, Dad.
I'm not changing.
Never ever!
Continuous, boss!
Sid Garner was a beloved husband, father and had brotherly love.
What a busy day!
- How is Tracy? - Not good.
His mother is in danger.
And if all that was not enough, it seems that Alan
stop using the medicine and is 6 months.
It was a bar!
Yeah, not good.
- And all the accident with the giraffe ... - It was fun.
What?
What is it, killing a giraffe. Who cares?
I would not say, but Alan, lately, for my office.
- Are you kidding? Why? - Do not know.
Sitting in the waiting room reading magazines.
solve the puzzle and leaves.
Hey Alan!
Jesus, what to do with it?
Actually I wanted to talk to you about it.
Linda wants to organize an intervention for him.
- An intervention? Really? - I think it's a good idea.
What happens is that it is very confident that there is no agreement
We must all be present.
You know how it is ...
I do not know what to say. I find it odd.
Oh my God, watch it now!
Ok, I'm inside. When they do?
I talked to Tracy and said, found an asylum
quite nice.
That's perfect. I searched the net. They have a good reputation.
Who cares? He is in Arizona.
You have to drive two days to get this shit?
Here we go!
Best and save your money and send it to the bathrooms.
- Phil? - What is?
It should be loose and let him find a woman.
This has to do with loneliness.
If you just do not spend more time with him?
- Believe me you do not want! - You certainly do not want that.
Come on, it's not so bad.
What is the worst thing that happened?
Tattoo?
Yes, the tattoo is the worst.
- Is that all? - Of course.
Tattoo is the worst.
Nightmare.
Speaking of which, did you try?
What?
You know, because of the tranny.
Inside you.
I'm fine.
- Thanks for coming.
This is Nico, a good friend Alan.
Hello, brothers!
And she is White. He is with us since Alan was a baby.
- Hello - And he is Timothy, lives across the street.
He swims along with Alan.
- Hey big guy right? - Hi
- Please have a seat. - Yes
Tracy is back with Alan now.
Obviously, he does not know what is happening so that things get
a little tense.
Whatever happens, remember one thing.
We hope that Alan improvement.
Mummy Oreo now.
- Hello everyone. - Hello!
Hello, Timothy!
It's cold to swim, right?
Today you were at the amusement park.
- How was it? - We had a great time.
Yes I played wing 45 minutes.
What's going on?
Why do not you sit friend. We talked a minute.
Very well.
- Hey, Phil. - Hello
What's going on?
I caught it.
Alan, have gathered to tell the great place called New Horizons.
It looks great.
- Alan, this is an intervention. - A what?
Mother, Alan, you're everything I love.
But we can not keep lying.
Since I was little, all I wanted ...
Oh, God, fell asleep and more?
Alan listen!
No offense, Mom, but you're bored.
- Mr Alan ... - And you, now?
I took care of that for 30 years ...
I wiped the room,
I saw things no one has seen.
I prayed for you, Mr. Alan. Everyone ...
- Someone has to clean! - Alan!
Alan, do not!
Stopped taking the medication and his family is concerned.
- This is absurd! - Alan!
If you agree with that, go there now
And I promise I will back a changed man.
What is it?
All of us!
Stu, Phil, me, you.
Me and you, Phil?
I love you, Alan.
I will talk about all
I do not hear anything you say
Hey, Alan, are you hungry?
- You want some Arby? - No, thank you.
I forgot to say that this vest is very stylish.
Thank you, Phil. It was my father.
He died with him.
Whoa!
Alan, I wanted to tell you we are doing is very brave.
We are proud of you.
Yes, you will improve.
Stop the machine, do not want to go!
- What? - I moved!
Alan, you can not change! Everyone is counting on you.
They are so good and I like to go home.
Turn off the machine!
What the hell was that?
Oh Lord, especially doing!
Heck, out of the way!
I am.
Hey, fuck you!
He wants to lead.
Oh!
- Stay away from him! - I'm trying!
Oh, shit!
What the hell are you? What's going on?
Keep it!
- Stu! - Get me out of here!
What the hell is happening?
Please, it's a big mistake!
- You have the wrong people! - I have the right people!
Catch them! Bring here!
- You Doug Black! - Shut up!
- Shut up! - Oh, God!
Alan, tell me now because kidnapped Black Doug?
I said do not tell me!
- Not because of Alan. - Thanks, Doug Black!
Bitch, shut up!
- Ok, ok. - Just call me Doug, right?
- Why are you doing this? - Because ...
I told them.
Am Marshall.
I do not know if you know, but they all have something in common.
It all started four years ago, when this idiot
wrong drug sold this asshole
I have no idea of ​​the chain of events that erupted that night.
In the store parking Drinks cock.
- What's up, black? - What did you say?
Rest assured that I'm not a cop.
My friends and I stay in town tonight. Take some merchandise.
Only sold to Alan sedative.
Damn, I think I confused the bags. My mistake, Alan!
Damn! Marshall will keep mad at me about it.
What the fuck! Marshall will keep mad at me about it.
Marshall? Are you Marshall?
You brought us here for that?
You're not here because of it.
You are here because a China that I heard
came to my city and took one of my children
- Mr. Chow? - Yes
Yes Sir Leslie "bastard" Chow.
I put "virus" in my life!
Oh God, what did?
He fucked me cool!
It does occasionally.
Figuratively.
Jesus!
A few weeks after his buffoonery
received word that comes a sheik Abu Dhabi.
He intended to make illegal investments.
He brought two wives and $ 42 million in gold bullion.
I had a plan. To steal the gold
I have everything.
I Two vans, each with 21 million of gold.
I broke up with my kids.
A returned
I and no.
It is a problem, officer?
He was the son of a bitch!
Leslie Chow stole $ 21 million.
Oh Lord!
I looked everywhere.
But he disappeared. No one can find.
Even the little beetle got into trouble in Bangkok.
So I visited.
Honestly, I offered.
I will not touch a lock of her hair.
Just wanted to say where is my gold.
He declined to give details.
Not only refused to talk to me, do not communicate with anyone outside
except you.
It's not fair!
Alan spoke Chow?
And they wrote letters!
There are particular things!
Leslie Dear me, O God, pork Sanduba ago
Why did I leave?
Right.
I Dear Alan, I heard a call today ...
I ... I blamed cell mate ...
I ... would have liked to be here.
Yes, you wanted to see it!
Many cards complete nonsense!
Exception is a common thing.
You!
Wolf Pack!
Jesus Christ, Alan!
Chow 5 weeks ago escaped maximum security prison.
Oh, shit!
It uses a shuttle the western boundary.
- Where is it? - Do not know.
Alan, if you know where this man tell immediately.
Phil, I do not know, I swear! I have not spoken in months.
You can choose the hard way.
What the ...?
Come on!
Hey, what the hell!
What are you doing?
Doug is my insurance. He stays with me.
If you do not bring Chow, blow your brains out.
If you go to the police, blow your brains out.
This is crazy. We have no idea where it is.
Nobody knows!
But I think the wolf pack have the greatest chance of finding it.
You have 3 days!
If they see!
Not redeemable for Stu?
Fuck you, Alan!
Oh!
- Alan? - Yes, Phil.
I want you here and scroll down starter rope with her teeth.
Very well.
You're too hard. Me!
Let me crawl.
Shut up!
Help!
Oh!
- What do we, Stu? - Let's go to the police!
I do not. Did not you hear that man?
Doug will kill.
Chow is cancer. Therefore it was provided on the first day I met him.
Then, we will deliver this type Marshall.
- Hey, Phil! - Alan, not now!
But I need you, Stu, I can not do it alone!
You do not know where Chow!
- Phil? - And Alan?
I received a strange email yesterday and do not know what that means.
But now I think What is Chow.
It's good to be home are very close, do not tell anyone ...
I ... stay in touch. Chow.
He says: "Chow". To you I had no doubt it was the Chow?
When he said "Chow" I thought it was "Goodbye".
"Ciao", "Arrivederci", "Subaru".
Wait, wait!
You say you're happy and be good who came to see him.
I'd love to see it.
- You know what is even going on? - Yes, I know!
Phil does all the work, and see you sit there like an idiot.
I will organize a meeting. We'll get.
To catch? Says who? How can we get some?
Taking medications. People with a prescription.
They have access to dentists know.
Good luck in finding a dentist for a prescription.
I know that one. His name is Stuart Price. Let's see a damn pharmacy.
I just received and schooling, my son!
- You or not? - I do not like this plan.
Well, Ciao!
I have weird sense of humor, man!
Are you all right?
It's a strange request. This medicine, this value and a packet of syringe
is a little strange.
Yes Just ... is a type of emergency, so ...
You are acting strangely nervous.
In our business are signs of an emergency.
You should call your doctor to make sure everything is okay.
Looks like you're in luck. I am the doctor who prescribed them.
Oh, God, another emergency signal.
It says you're a dentist.
Yes Doctor of Dental Science.
It sucks!
Hey, Dad ...
I think we have in life.
- How was it? - Very good.
Demerol bought a pack of syringes and almost lost my license.
- And Chow? - Nothing.
He sent me an e-mail for 20 minutes.
Alan Stam ... Give me the phone!
What to say?
Alan wants to meet tonight at 8.
He said: "You came alone."
- Come to where? - At a bus station.
- Tijuana? - The best Tijuana!
- Damn it! - No, it's perfect!
It is 3 hours away by car.
Yes, Stu, who is trying to read a map.
Yes, Alan, in search of something to read, ever.
Yes, try not to be so big horse teeth.
Ok, we need a plan.
They meet on a bench at a bus station in a public place.
Therefore, should convince Alan Chow go somewhere more private.
A place for him by surprise.
Drugs for him.
What?
No. An alley?
How about a movie?
Drugs. It's actually a wonderful idea.
Lights out.
We sat behind him. And he's willing to work.
I will if you wish.
I drugged people before.
Yes Nodes
No offense, Alan, but you quit drugs.
If you kill someone.
Come on, I'm an expert.
Remember marshmallows in Thailand?
If ... No! ... No! ... Not
I cared chicken begins 3 before fatal dose
Wait!
I mean I would 4 dead if you eat?
Nobody eats four marshmallows, Stu!
This is a crazy theory?
If ... No! ... No! ... Not
"With pleasure".
Do not say "you're" almost killed me.
- Agreed. - Thank you.
- You are welcome. - Damn it!
Oh Lord!
Knowing that you were right.
With what?
That place in Arizona will not help.
There is no place to do well.
We are for the rest of our life after all we have.
Do you realize? Only you.
Damn! Ask questions!
Is Chow?
Hey, fatty!
- Look forward to it! - Agreed.
- Is there anyone who follows you? - No, not really.
Ok, ok.
Now I have to keep a low profile.
The man looked Chow. You can not trust anyone.
Quickly. Give me a kiss.
Come, come, come.
What the hell? Only to kiss?
Listen, I'm in trouble, Alan.
I need a friend.
Leslie, I'm your friend.
Right. That's why I called you here.
You are the only one I trust this fucking life.
Not true. Stu and Phil are friends.
Really? That's interesting.
Where are they?
That's it. - Where?
No.
Son of a bitch! I said come alone.
- Leslie! - Damn it!
- What happened? - Sai?
Come chat. I'll give you another kiss.
He's coming. Be! Down!
Leslie!
Oh!
- Outside, fools! - Leslie, no!
Get off me, you fat!
Chow, calm down!
- Who sent you? - Nobody.
I came to see you!
Liar. Nobody wants to see Chow.
- No, we miss you. - What?
We miss you, Chow!
That's it!
If ... No! ... No! ... Not
We miss you!
Did you miss me?
Both!
Lost Chow ...
Yes, friend.
We love you, Chow.
Oh Lord!
I hurt myself today, to see the meaning.
I focused on the pain I'm the only one that matters.
What I've become ...
I forgot what the hell?
I ... my good friend.
Everyone I know, they were ...
- Is that enough? - Oh, yes.
I ... time.
This goes a minute to take effect. We say waitress who is drunk.
To reach the car and cooled.
I let you down.
It hurts.
Alan, sit!
It was very good, Chow!
Thank you, Phil.
I sang from the heart.
Therefore, Mexico? What are you doing here?
Settling and smelling as ever.
I went into a cockfight business.
Cockfight? It looks great.
Yes Basically, until a die.
This is very good. Is not that so?
That's perfect. Worth a toast to that.
I love it. To the death.
To the death.
You're right, Chow?
No. You tell me.
How many cocks has Chow?
Be quiet or open vein!
Why would you want poor drugging Chow?
It's not what you think.
- This man, Marshall. - Marshall?
How do you know the bag of fat?
Say you have the gold and Doug is with them.
They will kill you if you do not bring him back.
and truth?
I swear to God it's true!
Chow! Chow, this is true!
Oh!
Son of a bitch!
Stu, are you okay?
- Are you okay? - No!
Chow sorry, sorry!
I do not know what else to do.
- The next time there are at Chow. - You're right.
It is absolutely correct. I made a big mistake.
So now what?
Depends.
I can trust you?
- What is this place, Chow? - My house.
Chow was on top of the world.
I have 3 beautiful homes in three different countries.
But this was my favorite Mexican village.
This was my favorite.
Chow went to jail.
All my properties were confiscated.
My house was sold at auction.
But I know one thing that nobody knows.
In this house I hid the gold.
- Gold Marshall? - Yes
Hidden within the walls of the basement.
No one knows it's there.
Let's take.
Wait! Let's invade?
Look here! Marshall and want your gold.
It will haunt me to recover.
If you do not see gold going to kill me.
We will not invade any home.
Stu no house is my house!
It's very simple.
I know every corner of this place lightly.
The type that is stolen or know of our existence.
Never knew it was me.
You know what happens?
What do you mean?
Please correct me if wrong
We will not invade the house.
This house is very small.
Let's invade another. This is just a demo.
What? Hey, there! Roosters!
Oh!
Chow, what the hell!
Make sure the grip! They are trained to kill!
These are some of the beasts!
- Damn it! - Stand still trying to help!
I help!
I shot between the eyes!
Are you crazy?
Shoot like it!
The window with it!
- Out! - Ok, I'm trying!
Do not fight. Give up!
You win more fights.
But at this point.
What the hell is wrong with these cocks?
They are angry.
I feed with cocaine
And Chicken
- What a beautiful home Chow! - My Paradise.
Now I do not belong.
Can not stop spitting in the car?
- Jesus! - Who lives there now?
A doctor millionaire.
He never here. Villa.
No one is Sunday. Only watchdogs. Stu?
We played on burgers and expect doors into force on Demerol.
See enough to kill them.
Do not kill the dogs, Chow.
This will leave hours deleted.
Sorry, I knew I was working on animal protection.
Pussy!
Alan, take this!
- Where are you going? - You'll see.
I have to take it ...
Sorry, motherfuckers!
Follow Me!
Ok, here's the deal!
Within two sheets of safety.
If your only wireless alarm activates.
The place is crawling with cops.
But if the cable is cut in both plates simultaneously ...
disable the alarm.
Yes, but as you go inside without triggering the alarm I?
Look at this!
Any more stupid questions?
Now ... Who's with me?
Come.
Did you tell him?
Yes, why not?
I understand.
Do not hit me, motherfucker!
No, do not get up!
Keep assionar no sensors. Come Cahorro equal.
Very well. Good idea.
- Where are we going? - Get out there in the kitchen!
What the hell is that?
Hello we are dogs, remember?
Hey, Stu, good!
Oh, God, gross!
Chow, stop!
Very well. Here!
So now what?
It can lift the lid to see the wires.
Yo, I got up.
Very well. For 3. Cut the gray wire.
One, two ...
Wait!
I have gray wire.
I have the red, green and yellow.
How strange!
I have light gray, medium gray and dark gray.
If ...
Hell! I do not differentiate colors.
What?
Damn! Cut in half.
The means that I can be different. The wires are twisted.
For 3. One, two ...
Chow, stop!
Wait till I come to you.
What takes so long?
Where'd you get that shirt? In diesel?
- Phil? - What?
It's a nice blouse.
What is the problem?
Show me the cable to be cut.
- It's gray here! - Awesome!
This is green.
What is red?
In his left hand.
Which hand is this? And I am dyslexic.
What the fuck!
Where did you get that?
No. If I find I'll give you one.
Diesel is a busy shop in the mall where I would go.
Right next to where they eat.
Do not know if it's diesel.
Diesel seems.
What the hell?
Ok Without releasing the cable I showed you, right?
I think so.
Oh!
Very well. For 3.
One, two, three.
Hell, it worked!
Are you all right?
It was a breeze.
- Agreed. - You have no idea.
Come on!
Jesus. Care, Chow!
Fuck this guy!
Stay at home, live life.
- Can we stick to the plan? - Agreed.
Ruined.
It is completely out of control.
Let's end this.
Over here! Come on!
It is hidden behind the wall.
- Alan! - Here you go, boss.
Oh!
Are you okay?
I'm fine. Just heat.
It is very difficult. We easier?
- Why do not you leave? - Ok, try.
Maybe you want to have facilitated the shirt.
- What? - I heard.
You see that? Chow returned.
This is the end!
- Are you sure? - Yes
Are you sure?
- Yes - Very good.
Chow?
Chow!
Chow, open the damn door!
Stuart Price. Without evidence. The custody. Las Vegas, Nevada.
Warning Phil. Without evidence. The custody. Also Las Vegas, Nevada.
Alan Garner. This file correct?
I've done it.
If ... No! ... No! ... Not
Masturbating inside a bus.
I am.
We here at 5:00.
I told you all we know.
No. He told us a story about a Chinese quietly.
Leslie Chow. It is an international criminal. Check it out!
A Chinese Gently he saw and heard one?
And the hotel where was it held? There is none.
Probably because he left town.
A theory.
Another is that they are lying.
Crazy behavior. New Year Cracker Barrel.
Listen? There is a guy there who wants it.
Excuse me.
We are dead!
Why would that Mr.. Chow made?
Because he's a greedy bastard shit.
Yes, but he is our friend.
Growing up, Alan.
You ESTAM free.
He withdrew all charges.
Who?
It's your lucky day. In front of you waiting for a car.
Come on. Come on!
Sorry! What's this?
Jump in the car!
Excuse me sir, where are we going?
Welcome back!
What the ...?
Come on, guys!
The back!
- Doug? - Boys!
I Keep your ass here!
Leslie Chow never lived here!
You are not signed in his old house.
You broke into my house!
I do not understand.
No gold was recovered.
Stole my other half.
Oh Lord!
You mean you stole half has had?
This is a mouse and international class 3 are accomplices.
- No, no, no, no. - I had no idea.
Trying to help! I thought you would be satisfied.
Thank you!
Thank you rob me.
Thank you desecrate my house!
And thanks for killing dogs.
I did not kill dogs. So I just gave sedatives.
That's it.
Do you know?
Chow broke his neck when he left.
What?
And someone has to pay.
He's right.
Head of my safety!
I could not stop three idiots and a Chinese.
Incredible!
All right. I know it's scary.
Hector will find a pair of clean pants for Alan.
Size 44 waist down. And bring me some models.
Chow once found. Learn more.
And my gold.
Wait ... I do not I have a car.
Chow stole my car.
Take limousine. Hector has the keys.
And go!
Today kill people named Doug.
I've never seen anyone dead.
That's it. God, it was so intense.
He collapsed and died.
- Sorry. - Me.
Maybe you should eat something.
What do we do? We do not know where Chow is.
- I do not know ... - He stole the car can locate report.
Is it a good idea?
Worth a try.
Oh!
I left my phone in the car.
My phone has an application to move your.
We have bigger problems than that, Alan.
No, wait! If the phone is in the car ...
The Chow is with the phone then.
You heard him! We have bigger problems than that, Stu!
Alan: Give me the phone!
- What is? - He is smart!
- What is the password? - Hey, Phil!
- Yes - That's it!
- What? - This is the key! Hey, Phil!
- Is - Phil unravel.
Nothing is worse than you lose your phone.
Exactly what you've seen one dead,
Are you sure there's nothing worse?
I do not understand, Stu.
You do not understand.
I have over 60 cell phone applications.
And if I lose?
Any idea how long I'll do download these applications?
You're right. Never thought of that. Thank you.
What the hell are you, Stu?
It is!
- Oh, God! - What is?
Where is?
Fuck Vegas.
I stand up.
Hey, Stu ...
I like to talk.
I do not know why I insist on my nerves.
I've been through a lot together.
But it seems to have learned nothing.
Nothing!
Without thinking about it!
You wait in the limo!
Alright!
Someone should burn this place and soil.
I vowed never to return.
Do not worry. It ends tonight.
Tell 183m on the right.
And here it is! Incredible!
Apparently abandoned!
- Is open! - Oh, no way!
Look around you.
Let's see if it was something here.
- I found Demerol. - Agreed.
Keep need!
I found my cell phone.
However, the keys are missing.
- Alan, anything? - No, not even gold.
- Why the hell would Here Chow? - Do not know. Why here?
Buy Gold
Cool!
You saw that the driver parked the car in front?
- A asian boy? - They are all small.
Very true.
You may have even tried to pawn some gold.
With what I do.
I like your shirt.
I saw the forum.
He played Captain Jack.
Yes I hear it is legendary.
Woman, you have no idea!
Me to the test!
Cassie hungry!
I thought you ordered Chinese food.
Mom, I'm with a customer.
I'll eat when I say.
But, doctor ...
If you do not give back now, you will see me.
- E welcome. - Thank you.
Did you hear that, Mom! Nobody wants you.
Yes Keep your mouth shut!
You is smart.
A Chinese came here before.
It was very strange.
He pulled a gold bar that costs 400,000.
Accepted 80000.
Where he was going?
I'm sorry, I was talking to you?
He wanted three things: a girl, some boys and drugs.
I gave him a business card and disappeared escort service.
It is well for us.
Good luck
Thank you.
We have to go. It must be.
- Yes - Yes
What I have.
- Still nothing? - Do you expect.
Look how happy he is our friend.
Guys, hot met a moment like this?
So hot that it melted.
- It was very intense! - Yes!
Actually, this is an emergency! He has a pronounced Asian accent.
I understand, but is unusual circumstance.
Very well. I agree.
Escort Agency, to say nothing.
But an escort, I would.
- Do you have the number? - Yes, but it would be a little weird.
- We have no choice. - And smiled!
From inside the store!
It is the most beautiful day of my life!
- Hello! - Guys, what a surprise!
As time!
- Come on! - Thanks!
- You look great! - And you're pregnant!
- I feel so fat! - Oh, no!
I'm sorry, please! I have an obsession with hygiene.
Alright!
- Alan, is not it? - Sorry.
- What a beautiful home! - Thank you.
Married a year ago with a surgeon.
- Another doctor, you see? - A new doctor!
Jeff flame. Want more.
Tyler receives friends mom!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Wait! Is your child? - Yes, time flies, huh?
It is a quiet place where we can talk?
Sure. Let's go to the kitchen. You want a coffee?
- Yes - perfect!
- Hey, do not they? - Jade I can socialize with the boy?
Naturally!
- Fine toys. - Thanks, Jeff gave me.
Jeff! Who is? the father of lies?
Once your name has been Carlos, did you?
- No. - It was his name.
I think they mix more with you.
Very well.
- Do you remember me? - No.
You are my real father?
If ... No! ... No! ... Not
Try to understand, not to attend this world for years.
Of course, I understand perfectly.
I'm sure Jeff knows everything and does not care, but ...
I'll make some calls, maybe someone knows where
Your help is important to us.
Like when you held in your arms.
Sometimes I still feel her head on my chest.
- Do you like Jeff? - Yes, it's good.
And my father was good. 'D do everything together.
It was my great companion.
Were you disappointed.
Very well.
Believe me, it is better not to go. Not with this.
I love you.
She said she has a crazy Chinese. He lives in the suite of the Cesar Palace.
There are girls that come and go, drugs everywhere ...
Does not seem right.
- Hey, Alan! - We ...
We have to go.
I have to go, man. I like talking to you.
High Five.
- It was good to see. - So are you.
And thank you for help.
- Has a great guy. - It is the best.
Alan!
Wait, I have something for you.
- Perfect! - Oh, God!
See, Carlos.
- Yes! We have it!
- OK! Where is? - In the Cesar Palace.
Change of plans. We're going to Vegas.
My way.
It's a place at the entrance of the city.
See you there at six o'clock. Make sure the bastard.
He comes here!
Hey, Marshall, is Phil. Stu was not clear.
Chow I have not, just know exactly where it is
We hoped we could go to the hotel, with his henchmen and catch.
I do not care what you expected!
The agreement is to bring Chow for me.
At six o'clock or your friend dies.
- My God, these memories haunt me. - Do not you?
It's nice here. I have so many memories!
- Are you kidding? - Well, things are like this:
We need a key to go up there.
He has a guard at the door. This is ridiculous.
Let me guess. Is it?
Yes, the lights flash.
I have an idea ...
but not going to like.
- Do not go! - Not with that attitude.
You know the whole place is made of marble?
Come on!
Only people
After quiet Chow, Alan and I will take it down.
I'll be waiting at the entrance with the engine running, ready to go.
- Are you sure? - Give me Demerol!
See you in 20 minutes.
Hey, Phil, will not die!
Very well.
- Are you able to do? - Yes!
Wait! What to do?
Damn!
Down, then will jump three meters high in the balcony.
- Right? - Yes
That Gospe in hand. - Yes
Throat is desert.
Alan, get, you do not need!
God!
Be careful!
I'm fine!
- Hey, Phil! - What is?
- Wait! - What?
Come a little further, if you can!
- Alan! - Do not move!
Alan!
- To get out of it? - No! Wait!
Is not that great!
What the fuck!
- Are you okay? - He is good! Almost there!
Are you okay?
Alan, it's up to you!
Courage!
- Oh, God, I can not! - Come on!
- Alan, are you okay? - Call security! I think I'm going to fall!
- Wait! - Oh, God!
- You need to calm down! - I'm slipping!
- God. Are you okay? - HELP!
Oh, no!
- I'm dying, Phil! - No, I will not!
- Pula! - Look! I maintain.
Alan, you can do it! I'll get you!
Just ...
... relax!
So! Shoot down!
Go!
No!.
- God! - Come here!
Oh!
- Are you okay? - Yes!
Oh!
I almost died, Phil!
Would not let him die! You are my friend!
And you are my man!
How are you, Alan?
Let's catch that bastard!
Hey!
Have you seen ...
Phil!
Son of a bitch!
Get the gun!
Oh!
Phil, are you okay?
Chow!
Chow, open the damn door!
- Wait, Chow! - Sons of bitches!
Get out of here, please! Is it going to hurt as well!
Nobody hurts Chow. I am invisible!
They say they are not invincible! You're just a freak!
Now there before I die!
Dying? How to kill each already dead?
Oh!
- Hello, okay? - No, look up in the air!
- What the hell is that? - Chow E!
- What? - Supervises it!
I love cocaine!
Move!
- How did this happen? - I almost had him.
Then he fell. This is crazy!
I am a freak!
It's so beautiful!
- Stu, do not miss! - I'm trying!
Oh, shit!
I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!
Think of the day and night.
Packing all that gold. We carry with us.
- Stu, tell me! - I get it.
What I have now!
Oh!
Shit!
- I lost! - Do not tell me! Not to be missed!
It's harder than you think, Phil! I'm just a dentist.
No, you are a doctor, dammit! Put!
Where the hell was I?
Fuck me!
I have to think about! Damn!
Do not go!
- Stu! - Chow!
Stop the car!
- I can not pedal is stuck! - What?
- I see nothing! - Son of a bitch!
- Out! - It happens!
Do not stop!
Out of the car! I see nothing!
Finally we will die!
- Damn it! - Stu, what happened?
- Stu, what happens? - I had an accident.
- I think he's dead! - What did you say?
I think I killed.
Oh!
- Do not move. - Damn it!
Mr. Chow!
Chow!
- Stuart? - Okay, he's alive!
Ok, put it in the limo and come to us.
- See you at the entrance. - Yes, well.
- Stu, was expected right. - Yes, it's crazy.
I feel my balls. Can Rub with them to see if they are.
Over, Leslie!
Wait! Let's make a deal.
Do you want to eat Chow?
Come on, Stu!
Could be a good wife.
- No more agreements. - No, wait!
Put in the back seat. The trunk is full.
I guys, I feel better now
The first 6.4 miles out of the desert.
I have a proposal.
Let go and let's split into 4 gold!
Marshall I'll kill you! You will get your hands dirty my blood
Chow's ghost will follow you throughout life, Stu
I'm flying over you I'll fuck your wife
It will not kill, Chow, I just want the gold back.
It was.
I spent the first 20 million in Bangkok.
So I had to take the other half
- Ok, Chow, eventually! - Son of a bitch.
When I leave here I will remove your heart.
You ESTAM dead All of you.
I talked nozzle. Chow sometimes loses control.
Please, I need help fast!
Here is the output!
I'm here
Alan, come! Get the latest scholarship.
I pray that you, Alan.
- Doug! - Stay out of the bags! Come on!
- It's all there, you see!
Not true! Also missing is the other half.
Chow said he spent in Bangkok.
Where is?
In the trunk!
Alliance!
Oh!
Give me the keys.
- What you want to do with Chow? - I just want to talk to him.
Out!
Are you okay?
What the ...?
End of conversation.
- Why did you do that? - Leslie Chow is crazy.
The madness does not speak!
If you're lucky, it fits in the trunk
And kills.
You did a good job today. You should be proud of themselves.
What the ...?
- You think this is funny? - No!
Goodbye, motherfuckers!
- Chow! Chow, wait! - Now you're talking, blue eyes?
- Silence the strike is over? - Leslie, no!
Stay away from fat!
No, Leslie!
If you want to shoot Phil, you should shoot.
What?
- Alan! - Shut up!
I'm looking at him.
Out alive today because a friend of his was.
Alan, what did you do?
I opened the trunk panel and seats.
- And let the gun? - Acted impulsively.
Chow gave a chance.
It was all I needed.
Fat Bastard.
Not easy, is it? Nobody likes to see that.
Apart from me, but I'm sorry.
I think I have something for you.
For his loyalty.
- I do not want Mr. Chow. - Then I'll take you back.
Quick, before Stu smell.
I do not want.
Leave acorn never refuse.
It's funny because it's Hebrew.
Do you understand?
Oh!
Ok, go ahead! Everybody out!
Hey, fat, I call you in a week.
No, Leslie, we can not be friends.
What?
You're not right for me, It hurts.
Alan, who has confused ideas. Want to talk tomorrow?
Leslie, you are one of the friendliest guys
and intelligent I've met!
You're funny and everyone loves you.
Alan, what is?
Like when we are together, bad things happen.
- And the world suffers. - Yes! That's the trick! It's fun!
I have to make changes in my life and this is the beginning.
Sorry.
Goodbye, Leslie Chow.
You have a heart of ice.
I stand up.
Is everyone all right?
- Yes - Alan, are you okay?
If ... No! ... No! ... Not
Very well. Come home.
Jesus Christ!
You know what, guys!
Go on without me. I have to do something.
At least you know how to back home?
Sure, I'm an adult. I'll ask.
Good luck Alan! See you soon!
You know, there are two blocks here is a place like Paris in France?
I do not remember the name, but it looks very good.
It's called Paris Hotel and Casino is great.
That's what I'd like to take you to dinner tonight.
- Tonight. - Sorry, I can not go.
I prohibits placing one foot there for life.
Even 10 years after death.
I took my mother to her birthday.
I played a bit of Jack Black, and did stupidity.
May be overstated.
I was told that elder abuse.
- I've done it!
I can not go there.
But ...
Golden Nugget has best steaks in town.
It looks superb!
I pick her up at 8.
That's it?
I once saw in a porn movie.
It's a nice gesture, but it's better to wait.
- Yes - Yes
See you at 8.
Over half a year
- You look great, Alan! - What? With or without the hat?
With the hat.
Who is the man here with a cane from the West?
- I love it. - Thanks!
- Cassie chose for me. - You seem a little grandfather.
Yes, I know! That, and I wanted.
Hat was not good.
Hi Alan, I just spoke with Cassie. It's an extraordinary woman.
Thanks for the words. It's an extraordinary woman.
I think it's better than their wives.
What kind!
Moreover, we need to talk.
Doug!
Listen up, folks.
Now that I'm married, I spend more time with Cassandra.
Sure, and it should.
Curbing tongue, Phil. There's something you do not like.
I'll have to get out of the wolf pack.
- Is an important step, Alan. - I know, but she is my soul mate.
And the best friend again.
Also, I leave to mate and relaxes me.
- Oh God! - Alan, I spare you the details.
Relax, Doug, we're all adults here.
I know you're my sister. I've seen it many times.
What?
- Alan, you're the best. - I have to let you go.
I have to release. I can not be your hero.
Very well. Sure.
Having said all this, I'd love bowling Tuesdays.
Saturdays for other activities.
We decided from year to year.
- Alan, it's time! - Here we go!
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Hangover 3
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