Oh, that feels great hi.
Are you our porn yoga instructor for the day.
Oh, man yeah sure.
I'm just getting cheap and what exactly are we stretching here.
I can feel the stretch deep right here.
Like it's almost like I guess the yoga pose pigeon.
But I'm just doing it on my side right.
If you were to pornify the name of this.
What would it be called oh.
God poor names as things are just always terrible sexy pigeon.
Yeah sexy pigeon.
I mean we don't have to be creative here did you have.
You ever done yoga naked like actually in a class no.
I haven't done a naked yoga wait.
I'm lying to you wait I.
I'm lying to you I did naked yoga on a swingers cruise.
Where I was going as a teacher.
I taught classes on anal and oral sex and I caught and I yeah.
And I caught someone else's class.
So they had like a sunrise naked yoga by the pool.
Deck interesting.
I loved it.
I was just casually have you ever done naked yoga and.
I know I assumed the answer was an I'm like no wait did.
I also do that at burning man.
I don't know it's all kind of a blur yeah.
It was like a while ago though it was like 2013 what.
No we can't be friends then.
So you taught a class on anal and oral sex.
Two separate classes who did.
You get the most type of questions.
Did you get weird questions from somebody.
I feel like there's always that one guy.
Because I taught regular school.
And there's always be that one kid you hate.
You just ask stupid random yeah.
Luckily people mostly stayed on topic.
And all the questions were like predictable things I was glad.
People were comfortable.
Enough to ask questions in my anal class.
About things like you know.
Ain't a long guys or things like what about the mess.
There's like a huge section in my class.
That is what about the mess.
How to clean out the realities of dealing with it so yeah.
You know.
We just talk about all kinds of things all sexy stuff oh yeah.
It's very practical the swingers cruise.
I've never been on swings.
I'm assuming this was out of Florida.
Maybe that's an assumption no.
We did it out of la okay.
I think we cruise down to ensenada what what is a swingers.
Cruise like.
Well, this is this was sort of a lifestyle cruise.
So there were swingers.
Kingstons yeah.
Kingstons polyamorous kind of like boiars.
Exhibitionists they were even like cuckolds.
There was like a really yeah.
There was like a chocolate room.
It was like a playroom.
Where like sort of the single black guys.
Hung out for like the guys.
Who wanted to see their wives get dicked down.
I didn't even realize yeah.
There's a whole subsection of yeah.
Like oh yeah.
The chocolate room at swingers events is a thing.
I did not know that the chocolate room yeah.
There we go um.
So how do you define yourself um.
I'd say um I'm sort of I'm definitely polyamorous.
But I always say that I like.
I like to have lots of sex.
I like to go to sex parties and things with their swingers.
So I tell people I'm like I'm swally.
I like swinger Polly yeah.
Swally yeah.
Right so.
We've gone from sexy yoga to just straight on guys is happening.
Yeah.
So have you ever done.
Jiu jitsu in a set suit sexy.
We know you loved.
I want to start with this have you as a guy ever gotten a boner.
While rolling with you and did jet ski not that I know of.
But someone I know told me he had to move me.
So he wouldn't ah hahaha interesting oh yes.
So yeah you've done Judaism in a sex scene before I have.
There's um primal fetish shoots nude.
Wrestling things.
And some of them turn into sex.
So we did one that was sort of a hybrid I really like to try um.
Ultimate surrender the kink thing where you like.
Actually fight for it.
You know so they actually do fight for it it's not staged yeah.
Ultimate surrender is the only one I know of.
That's like really like you really have to fight like.
And they're really.
Looking for people who will fight ah.
Who what girls you know.
Could beat you.
Oh, oh.
My god they've got several purple belts.
Who run the.
The ultimate surrender sergeant that would kick my ass yeah.
Because I'm a new blue belt okay.
So let's say you're in sextro jitsu.
And you're trying to get out of this mood how would you do it.
Oh, man.
Like I think for this one.
I'd probably just try to regain.
Like get out and regain my guard.
By kicking his knee out over there.
Could you get in the guard from this.
Oh, yeah.
But I have to take the dick out.
So first can you explain what happened this is the close guard.
Now to the students who want to learn that move.
I mean he wasn't really defending.
I just sort of pulled my leg out and spun around was he didn't.
I yeah.
Oh, wow.
And then you got this grip.
Look at these legs.
Those strong legs.
And unfortunately for me.
This is like no geese.
So I can't do a lot of the stuff I like to do like you know.
I can't grab his sleeves and Spider guard him.
I'm just going to do they teach nipple guard.
Like you can grab his nipples cuz.
They're out.
Just grab the nipples doesn't seem like a very solid grip.
I've even got lube on my hands.
I don't even think I get a solid grip on.
A wrist right now.
They teach naked jiu jitsu.
Maybe for the next swing oh man.
New jitsu new jitsu.
Oh, my gosh.
That's it so like.
Once I become.
I think at least a purple belt like then.
I could be qualified to teach new jitsu.
If you were going to go.
Just no gate to choke him out or to submit him quickly.
What would you go from here.
Oh, I'd just shoot for a triangle triangle choke yeah.
One leg would go up there the other go around him grab.
His arm angle.
It settle in you think we have triangles for dicks.
Submit the dick usually.
That's like the hand and mouth combo for me.
If I really want to submit the dick.
Use both I can really.
I can usually finish someone off pretty fast like that yeah.
Just like how am I coming already.
Just let it happen so in sexy new jutsu what belt.
Do you think you need new jutsu.
I mean probably same as no gi which I'm like my no.
Gi is garbage so I'd say a white belt.
That's what I would say be better.
Oh, that's really sweet of you to say I'm only a blue belt.
In my regular two jitsu style oh.
Sex jitsu oh.
Sex jitsu solid brown belt.
Brown belt yeah.
How many stripes hmm.
I don't know I haven't thought about that I've got a dick in me.
Right now it makes it a.
Little tricky hahaha.
But see that's the whole skill of ninjitsu and maybe that's why.
You're not a maybe that's why.
I haven't got my black belt yeah.
I can't just you're a black belt.
I can't just quiet my mind right now.
Right meditate focus yeah.
Be like be like what hahaha on this conversation oh Jesus.
Ah, ha.
This is interesting yeah.
Have you ever had sex in a jujitsu gym oh.
I wish oh yeah oh.
I'm sure a professor would love that hahaha what's up.
Where can fans find you.
Oh, you can find me.
On Twitter at Riley Ray Triple x That's r.
I l e y r e y x x x or on Instagram at real Riley Reyes oh.
We'll find you then thank you passing the guard.
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Alright.
Riley Reyes we find you in the come corner yet again.
So somebody who knows a lot about sex.
Would you say that.
Facials are a good way to prevent pregnancy.
There are a great way to prevent pregnancy.
I don't think there's any way.
I could conceive with the semen on my face.
I would really have to make a concerted effort to shovel it in.
Right so we keep.
Just so people know we keep the semen out of there.
And you funnel it toward the face.
The face right the face.
I mean just any other body part really.
You could you could do it.
You could do the titties.
You could come on the ass.
You could come on the back of the knee if you want.
I don't know what your life is so virtually.
If you just don't come in there yeah.
It's harder yeah.
That's that's the way it goes.
So.
Have you read any books that influence your thinking about this.
Is Ernie that flip on it or say officials work or yeah well.
I mean they don't really talk about facials in the book.
But it certainly implied the book countdown by Alan Weissman.
Talks about the exponential growth of population.
And how that exponential growth is unsustainable.
And it talks about everything from.
You know birth control.
Pregnancy.
Prevention to our options to generate more food and resources.
For the people that do exist on the planet.
But so as somebody who's a super nerd and you watch.
I'm assuming avengers so do you agree with Thanos.
Then you know.
I feel like if you had the magic gauntlet.
Why wouldn't you use it to create more resources.
Or to create better access to population control.
Why would you just use it to wipe people out.
The same thing will happen over again.
You've created generations of trauma.
It just doesn't seem like a good solution to the problem really.
We'll catch you next time thank you.
Alright so Riley here is.
A lot of the time after I suck a guy off in real life.
I'll be like I'll play with a little more acrobatic.
How's that feel no.
And I just like keep doing it and get away from me because I'm.
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