Seriously? You're really fucking like dogs on the stairs?
Believe me, principal.
I am all for sex positivity!
but of course, as president of PTA,
videos like this worry me deeply.
Look, they're still in their uniforms.
- Actually, - My god!
if you zoom in, it's not that obvious.
My point is, is this what we want Vanguard to be known for?
Of course not.
Exactly.
So I think,
I think we need to guide our students.
That it's okay to have sex. And it's fun!
But it should be safe, and done in the right time and place.
Believe me, we are on the same page, Mrs. Ricafort.
Mrs. Holly.
Okay, Mrs. Holly. Wait a second.
Aren't you a registered counselor?
Ah, yeah, yeah.
What do you think about sharing your expertise to the students of Vanguard High?
Good idea. Actually, I can conduct a seminar!
No, I'm not looking at just a seminar.
I'm looking at something a little bit more long term.
Why don't you join us as part-time counselor?
Ah.
Wah, so cute!
But no.
Shit! I can't believe you!
He's really slurping it up!
Shit! Paco, my love!
Paco, shit!
Fuck, you're so hot!
Oh my god. Shit, Paco.
My love! My everything!
Paco? What are you doing here?
You called for me, right?
You wanna fuck?
Yes, idol!
Girl, are you okay?
I'm okay.
- Where is it? - Hey!
Our sources were right, besties!
Where were you? Why didn't you say anything?
You drive me crazy. And why are soaked?
Did you come from the feast of St. John?
- It's none of your business, you two. - Somebody hosed her down.
Oh!
Hi, sir!
Why are you wet?
It's the bidet. It's broken.
Ahh…
Ah, no, sir. It's okay. It's fine.
I have a scarf.
- Thank you sir. - Ah… Okay.
Just report the broken bidet to student affairs, okay?
Okay.
Wait. That means me.
I'll take care of it.
Bye, sir!
Bye.
Oh my god!
- What? - Is sir into you?
Come on, he's our teacher!
I was just asking!
Shh! Be quiet!
Focus on our TikTak prince!
We should the most organized chapter here at Vanguard.
We should welcome him with grace.
- Are you ready? - I'm into that!
I love when you said grace.
That’s my kind of grace.
Hi, Paco!
Hey! Hello!
- What's up? - Hi, Paco! We're good.
Mmm… smells so good!
Oh, uh, we're your Coinies here at Vanguard.
Oh, wow!
Yes! We're your number one fans on campus.
- Nice. - And this is our president.
- Yes. - Ah, Hello.
- How's it going? - Hey! President!
Hi, Paco!
Damn, step on me!
Step on you?
Why? I don't wanna hurt you.
You can totally ride me.
He said "hurt you", not "ride you."
I meant ride as in--
Get on board our antics as your number 1 fans, Paco.
And we know the line's long, but we really want to date you!
Sorry, but this is taken.
Oh!
Aw, that makes me sad.
Joanna, wait.
Sorry I didn't notice you there, Paco.
- Is that her? - Is that her?
Are Paco's dances dedicated to her?
Possibly!
She must be the girl he's gyrating for.
You think they've done it?
Let me see.
Well, from what I see…
I think they're just friends.
I mean, just look at them.
If it's not IJ official, it's not legal.
- Fierce! - Right?
Based on my research, she and Paco are childhood friends.
She's the pastor's daughter.
They say she's memorized the bible from...
- cover to cover. - She's been doing that for hours now, pastor.
- Really? - Yes, ma'am.
What's happening to my daughter?
Really now?
Sweetie.
She just looks like she's twerking, Ma.
Twerk? What's that?
It's a dance, Ma.
Joanna's the quiet type,
- but she has lots of secrets. - It's not dancing.
It looks more like a call of the flesh.
Something carnal! Something wants to come out of her!
She's clearly possessed.
Pastor.
Begone, wicked spirit! Leave this young woman's body!
It's not working. Hand me that.
Sweetie, what's happening to you?
Spank me, mommy!
Begone, demon!
Demon begone!
She's like a virgin. Like a secret you want to keep.
No wonder Paco's losing his mind.
Hey!
Come back here, darling.
Sweetie! Stop it! What's happening to you?
She won't stop.
Let's pray. Let's hold hands.
Lord!
Repeat after me.
- Lord! - Lord!
Joanna, can we hang out after class?
While we don't have assignments yet.
Mm…
Or I could walk you home.
I'm going house to house with mommy.
Prayer meeting.
Ahh… I see.
Lunch break or recess?
Bathroom break or water break?
Don't say sembreak?
Classes just started.
Fine. Water break.
Perfect. I'm getting so thirsty
just talking here with you.
I can't wait to be with you. Just us, where it's quiet.
Just the right atmosphere, you know?
Paco!
Hi, Gee!
Hi. Small world, huh?
Out of all the schools in this city,
we had to go to the same one.
Isn't that good? At least we have friends here now.
Who?
Did you mean us?
You and your jokes.
Bitch, I'll choke you.
Pacs, can we talk?
Just us, one on one.
Sure. Just stop calling me 'Pacs'.
It sounds weird.
So, see you later?
I gotta talk to her. She's so needy sometimes.
Okay!
- Later - Bye, Gee!
Okay, game.
I'll get to the point, okay?
Wow, serious?
Stop playing, dickhead.
Listen up.
Because it's the first day today, I want to start with a