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夢工廠出品"功夫熊貓"
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"大俠傳奇"
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* 功夫熊貓的傳奇 請聽我說仔細 *
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* 功夫熊貓 *
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* 大俠傳奇 *
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蝎子擺尾
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功夫熊貓:大俠傳奇 第一季第1集
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翻譯：瑜香 歌詞：阿寶她娘
校對：阿寶她爹
時間軸：不知道拿kmv怎麼辦的綠
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下一個 熊貓
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10秒鐘內毫髮無損地過到對面去
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哈! 貓爪反射
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猴哥
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猴哥得兩分
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你完啦 阿寶
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阿嚏
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從我身上挪開
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阿寶五分 猴哥四分
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這個不算數
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當然算
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師父 這得算一分吧
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我才懶得管你那幼稚的算分呢 熊貓
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猴哥 剛才是欺詐且奸猾的攻擊
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幹得好
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突襲訓練的要點在於
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出其不意 攻其不備
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神馬 唉呦
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看見沒 這就叫出其不意
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虎妞 你和鶴兒來下一組
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阿嚏
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師父 我們能不能休息五分鐘
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我要去用熱水給我的嘴消消毒
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哦 我覺得我被傳染了
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我沒有
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感冒
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嗨 我也感冒了
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我才沒有感冒
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真討人厭
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大家都喜歡玩打噴嚏這招
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我說了 我沒有
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感冒
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等等 也許是沒有
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我知道了 是河熱病
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河熱病沒什麼好大驚小怪的
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打打噴嚏 有點鼻塞
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個人而言還吐過幾次 真的
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第二天都會好的
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咱們小時候都得過
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- 我沒有
- 不是吧
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成年以後再得河熱病就要命了
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你最後會變成這樣
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這個 是一頭豬麼
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只有一個方法能治癒
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喝下用稀有的太陽蘭花泡的茶
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沒錯 太陽蘭花很好很強大
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但是要拿到它是很危險的
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過去這個地方就有
但是現在僅存於一處
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蝎子谷
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沒有人該為了我去冒生命危險
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- 我沒事
- 這叫沒事?
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看看這頭豬
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看看
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你也許覺得還行
但是肌肉痙攣可能隨時都會開始
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比如現在
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虎妞 如果你得不到太陽蘭花 你就會...
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會怎樣?
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我不能說
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說什麼
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好吧 首先 你以後再也別想習武了
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那還不如死了算了
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對 其次就是這個
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看起來 神龍大俠
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要挺身而出去採蘭花了
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我去
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比你搶先一步拿到就得50分
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這不是遊戲
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很少有人能從蝎子谷生還
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生還的那些也變成了殭屍狀
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他們的意念都被蝎子擺尾的力量摧毀了
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很久以前 蝎子是一位有名的醫生
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藥用植物方面的專家
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和平谷的土壤
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對於栽培她的試驗性植物十分合適
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但是 當她發現了一種催眠藥劑
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並注入了她自己的體內以後
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她的身體和意志就都被扭曲了
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她用這種新的力量來控制其他人
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她把村民們變成紅眼睛的殭屍
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來攻打山谷
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她差點就成功奪取了山谷
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但是烏龜大師有兩樣她不具備的東西
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村民的忠誠 和烏龜殼
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烏龜大師放逐了蝎子
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但是她偷走了最後一棵長在這的太陽蘭花
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她發誓要對
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任何從和平谷來的人進行復仇
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所以你必須要非常的小心...
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阿寶?
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如果你好奇為什麼我能比你先找到那蘭花
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那是因為我有秘密武器 非同凡響
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不可能
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我做任何事情都比你快
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除了吃東西
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也許我們應該聽師父的話 不應該來
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夥計 他就是這樣的人
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只知道說什麼什麼很危險
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什麼什麼死定了之類的
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他也許該少喝點綠茶
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我覺得是喝太多茶才讓他有點緊張兮兮的
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有好多的頭骨啊
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你想知道點兒關於頭骨的趣事嗎
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你不能用它們來喝湯
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喔 真有趣啊 你得了吧
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來吧 我們需要有所行動
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跟上節奏 別拉下
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你說我麼
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帶著鏟子走路沒辦法跟得上節奏
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你確定? 看我的
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你覺得剛才的事會有別人聽見嗎
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會有人聽不見嗎
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從和平谷來的客人們吶
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我覺得我的額頭歪了
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這就是傳說中可愛的熊貓神龍大俠啊
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哦 我的腦袋感覺就像是一大盒布丁
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哈 一直都是啊
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快點
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虎妞要在日落前得到那蘭花
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哦 他們想要我的蘭花
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我也能給我的收藏增加點展品了
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他那可愛的熊貓頭放這兒正合適
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就等我從他的身上取下來了
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是啊 來給你的女朋友取藥吧
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我這兒正好就有
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你知道頭骨還有什麼好玩的嗎
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他們跑的比你快
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我缺乏的是速度
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不過好在我有耐力
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別喘 別喘
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猴哥!
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我要來抓你啦
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祝你好運 阿寶
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蝎子
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你不可能打敗我
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已經打敗了
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毒藥
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不完全是
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對哦 雖然只要下毒就能輕易結果了
你和你的熊貓朋友
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但是拜烏龜所賜 我過著暗無天日的生活
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這是我僅存的一點兒樂趣了
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看著你殺掉師父的小寵物
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神龍大俠
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是多麼的有意思啊
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不 阿寶 是我的朋友
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只有忘記他是你的朋友
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你才會忠於我
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忘記我的朋友
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並且殺了他
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並且
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殺了他
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殺了他
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我必須殺了熊貓
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必須殺了阿寶
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猴哥?
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現在躲起來可得不了分哦
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必須殺了阿寶
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你是不是在惡作劇呀
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有個野果哎
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哦 夥計
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是塊石頭
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等等 不是石頭
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原來...是鳥糞?
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我居然碰了鳥糞
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必須殺了阿寶
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我沒事兒
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就是噁心了點
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殺了阿寶
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師父和我建了個病房
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絕對衛生
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不像我的臉這樣
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我不需要病房
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我沒事
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肌肉痙攣
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絕對正常
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別碰我
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我們同時還在照看一些得了河熱病的孩子們
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希望你不介意
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當然不
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最愛小孩兒了
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肌肉痙攣
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這次不是
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在這個頭骨的左邊
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就是說我們現在往右邊的
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你這是要幹嘛
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殺了阿寶
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你是不是?
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在搞突襲訓練?
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不知道這會兒練習是不是合適
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不過好吧
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注意啦 這次輪到我了
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阿寶10分 猴哥6分
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殺了阿寶
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猴哥?
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猴哥! 猴哥! 猴哥!
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是不是又搞惡作劇啦
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殺了阿寶
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阿寶領先4分
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要怎麼做猴哥才能...
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蝎子的老巢
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殺了阿寶
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蘭花就在裡面
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別鬧了 猴哥 沒時間玩這個了
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虎妞需要我們的幫助
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我希望你喜歡小丑表演
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還有希望你不喜歡揍我
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大家好 孩子們
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我是平先生
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我是說 小丑先生
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我是來傳播喜悅和歡樂
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以及平先生麵館買一送一優惠券的
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哇哦 有人看上去好難過呀
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小姑娘你叫什麼名字
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離我遠點
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好吧 "離我遠點"姑娘喜歡花兒嗎
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- 不喜歡
- 看吶
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花兒是用優惠券做的
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來平先生麵館吧
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來吃百分之八十的中醫都推薦的麵湯
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可以有效治療河熱病
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誰是變戲法的大師?
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不是我
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我很愛你啊
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非常非常愛
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誰愛你呢
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當然是我愛你
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我永遠愛你
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你要掐死我了
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小丑先生是不是還有要緊的事情要做呢
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正解
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太正確了
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小丑先生要去交朋友...
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只和友好的人交朋友
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好了 孩子們
小丑先生必須得走了
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再見
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記得平先生麵館吶
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我們得找條路進去
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那猴子簡直不知道在幹嘛
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太不擅長在朋友背後捅刀子了
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都怪基因不好
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看來我要給他提供點幫助了
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這年頭如果想要果斷地幹掉某人
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就只能自己動手了
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這些可真重啊
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殺了阿寶
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你這是在幫倒忙吧
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去找找有什麼能撬開這門的
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金屬的就最好了
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- 猴子
- 有個支點的
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快點
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腳趾頭都斷了
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用這些正好
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我把路給你讓開點
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你在幹嘛
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我們能給你梳妝打扮嗎
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不能
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你現在有力氣阻止我們嗎
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沒有
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我們會把你變漂亮的!
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所以 你愛阿寶嗎
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阿寶是你男朋友嗎
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什麼 不是
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等他見到你現在的樣子 就是啦
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真夠美的
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等等 你不是真的想要...
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殺了阿寶
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必須殺了阿寶
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你的眼睛怎麼了
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等會兒
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閃著紅光的眼睛 還想要殺了我
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動作像個殭屍
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蝎子正在控制你的意念
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太牛了
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感覺如何
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猴哥 你一定要把毒給排了
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我是阿寶 你最好的朋友
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好吧 我不知道自己是不是你最好的朋友
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但至少是朋友之一吧
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我是你最好的朋友嗎
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有可能是螳郎
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我知道你們倆總在一起吃午飯
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但你是我最好的朋友
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你就是
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尤其是如果你能停下來不殺我的話
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殺了阿寶
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不
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別殺我 猴哥 是我啊
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一起玩打噴嚏遊戲的 記得嗎
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你我是朋友啊
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打噴嚏遊戲啊 阿嚏
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是朋友 記得嗎
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朋友?
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時間不早了
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我不知道他們能不能做到
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別那麼說 他們會成功的
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鶴兒 小蛇...
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螳郎
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我再也不能
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習武了
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嗨 別擔心 虎妞
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你還擅長做很多其他事情的
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比如...呃...
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別擔心
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他們會回來的
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有人在敲門
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請進
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再也 沒有 阿寶
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看看你
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誰表現出色了呀
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是猴子
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他才死了幾分鐘而已
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不應該就這麼臭的
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這是非同凡響的臭味
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我們得一分
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蝎子 零分
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你是怎麼克服我的意念控制的
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用一種更厲害的藥
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這種藥叫做友誼
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我們現在要來取蘭花了
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你唯一能得到的
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就是一塊用來洗洗你那臭嘴的肥皂
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我們行動吧
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在我頭上 在我頭上
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會有一點點刺痛
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開玩笑的
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其實是疼得像火燒一樣
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想得美
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你休想得到我的蘭花
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哦 寶貝兒
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當人家有很多眼珠子的時候
從背後偷襲是不管用的
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是麼
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什麼
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幹得漂亮
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阿寶獲得額外獎勵分
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我也有幫忙啊
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我們倆平分
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成交
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我們拿到了
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快點兒 馬上就日落了
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我應該用這個來泡茶的
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但是來不及了
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你感覺怎麼樣
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我好了
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不用客氣?
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對不起
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你幹的很不錯
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是啊 我還用神龍大俠的絕招
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治好了猴哥的殭屍病
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阿寶 用我的殭屍狀來搞笑一下
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哦 哦 好的 對
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殺了阿寶 必須...
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這是...是...辣椒!
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猴哥1分 熊貓0分
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