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夜上海 夜上海 夜上海

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杀死你 杀死你 杀死你 杀死你

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顶呀!顶呀!

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上呀

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唉!手球啊!

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不是呀!

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唉!

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肥周哥,怎么了?担心老婆呀?

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倒也是

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楼下一对两夫妇刚刚自杀死了!

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这两天我回去都有点害怕遇见鬼

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鬼?什么鬼?

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用不着这么大反应吧?

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我是问你,是不是担心老婆怕鬼呀?

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不是!阿凤才不怕鬼的!

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我是担心大风大雨!

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她一个人在家!

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打电话回去又打不通

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怕她有什么事!

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要不要我叫阿宝过去看看?

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不用麻烦啦

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就隔壁有什么麻烦?

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我打个电话给他!

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不用了阿芝!阿凤没事的!谢谢!

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好棒!

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唉!有没有弄错啊?

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都说富咸会赢的!

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幸好听你的!

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相信这家伙一成就完蛋了!

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伤不伤心啊现在?

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什么?

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喂!阿虫哥!不是!灯哥!请买单!

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三号台买单呀!

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离谱的!

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势均力敌当然买主场啦

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还要让平半!

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如果让不起就不会让啦

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波是圆的!阿叔都有说啦!

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你现在的心情是不是很气结呢!

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你就想了

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都说这些是鬼盘

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看你会不会把握了!

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势均力敌当然要买下盘了在这种环境

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下盘!下次你就知!

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灯哥!多谢二百五十块!

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二百五十块那么便宜?三百蚊唔驶找!

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多谢虫哥!不,是多谢灯哥!

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多谢灯哥!

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走了!走了

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明天买什么记得通知一声!拜

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下次再来呀!多谢!

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我通你老娘

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终有一天我会赢得啪啪响!

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到时你别向我要提示

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欠人一身债

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终有一天被人打得啪啪响吧

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我告诉你!

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这个时候还要挑衅我的情绪?

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知不知道谁最恶呀?

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我当然知道!穷人嘛!

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你有没有听过电视说!

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切勿沉迷赌博啊!

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不赌不知时运高呀

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你不懂的,不跟你说

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算计一下尾场买什么好

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清理呀!

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多少钱?

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百九十元!

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三百块!

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多谢!多谢!

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谢谢!

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肥周哥反正老板不在

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又没顾客,先回去吧

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还有活要干呀!

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行了!就留给我和阿虫阿强就可以

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巴塞罗那多少赔率?

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平手?二千蚊巴塞!

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干嘛又扯到我身上呀?

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肥周哥想回家看看老婆不行吗?

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这么大雨!你帮不帮忙呀?

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还有尾场呀!

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肥周哥平时怎样帮你忙你都忘记了!

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行了!我跟肥周是老朋友!没计较的!

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行了行了!

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行了

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谢谢!

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快点走吧!小心点啊!

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阿虫!帮手执拾啊,还看波经!

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行了

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有没有搞错?一来就搭肩膀!

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你两口子是不是串通的?

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你抽大麻了?

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你少抽点吧

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少抽点没灵感呀!

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没灵感?这么晚下来干嘛?

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接你嘛,这么大雨,你又没带伞

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还没下班呀,你先坐吧

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你有没有东西不要呀?

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黄婆!我被你吓死了!

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你走路怎么没声音的?

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这么怕死你就快点搬吧

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趁现在人家收楼,能走就走吧

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那你怎么不走?

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你们不离开!我怎可以走?

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又跟我有关?

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这把伞我不要啦,你拿去吧

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多谢!

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忠伯

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周生回来了!

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是呀!

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我等你回来!

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忠伯!管理费我迟几天再给你吧

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好!

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对了!这里的住客也搬得七七八八了!

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应该没什么人交管理费了

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你到底有没有工资?

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工资属等闲事吧!

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只要这里一天有人居住!我也不会走!

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老婆…老婆

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老婆!夜了,你又在干什么?

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我打算煮两只鸡蛋给你

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你今天生日啊!

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是吗?我也忘了!

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让我帮你!

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小心呀!

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有没有破呀?

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没有!

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这鸡蛋好像坏了!

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没理由的!鸡蛋明明是你前天才买的

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怎会这么快变坏?

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是吗?不要紧吧

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让我尝尝

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不行!医生吩咐过

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你不可以随便吃东西

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尝一点没关系!来吧!

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不行!一点!万一有什么事怎办

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不要吃!

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那我再弄给你吧

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不用了!我先去洗澡!

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老婆!老婆!玩接龙吗?

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玩什么?今个月去过了!又挑?

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奖你生日啊!

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不用啦!

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这个好吗?

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不好!

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不好还直勾勾地看?

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我是看计算机有没有事!

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老婆呀!你别整天上色情网页吧!

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我是怕你闷

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才买部计算机回来让你玩接龙

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帮你挑选嘛!

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都说不用了!

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你有需要很正常,只怪我给不了你

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干嘛又说这些呢?我够了

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我说了不介意你跟别的女人做

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只要你做足安全措施!

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不可以找同一个女人!不可以

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不可以有真感情,留精不留情嘛

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行了,老婆!

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这个好吗?

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这个!这个是什么来的?

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我挑第二个给你!这个不错呀!

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不行不行!

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为什么?哗!哗!

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哗!很丑!第二个!

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什么?不好吗咩?

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不好不好!

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这个吧,我觉得这个不错

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麻烦请等一下!谢谢!

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哼.这次一定要蛇仔明还钱!

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不可以心软!一借就三年

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三年之后又三年,都快十年了!

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那混蛋住哪个单位呢?

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洗楼呀?

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喂,这么巧?

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这个好吗?

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昨天你尾场赢回来吗?

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别提了!非跳楼不可了!

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那你还来嫖妓?

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散散心也要呀!

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反正都是死,起码要开个荤

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做只风流鬼嘛!

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喂!一场死党

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去你那儿住几天行不行?

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喂!一场死党,不行行不行呀?

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别这样吧

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你不是不知道我老婆的环境

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不太方便

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不是呀,我觉得很方便

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我还可以帮你照顾她

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我老婆很独立,不用人照顾

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我去告发,说你来嫖妓

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什么?我老婆帮我挑的!

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你有种!

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你找到你要找的那个蛇仔明没有?

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那…你还会不会来找我呀?

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会!当然会!

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但是我不想你来

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为什么?

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姊妹们都说跟客人发生感情

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一定没有好结果!

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哦!这里是肥周的家?天意啊!

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你找谁呀?

205
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5B肥周

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找完朋友就快点走!

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我何时走关你什么事!

208
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是…是不是出来呀?

209
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那么多地方不去,偏偏来这里呀?

210
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探望朋友!探望朋友!很快就走

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哗!这么夜了!还是找天再来!

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看完朋友要马上走!

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我知道了!我知道了!

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

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什么?

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我问你有没有东西不要呀?

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婆婆,你是人还是鬼呀?

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人鬼都不会分就到处跑

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你这样的外表,很难分呀!

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我赠你一句,眼看未为真呀!

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不知道你说什么?

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

223
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有了,有了!这二十元不要的!

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谢谢!

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小伙子!

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再赠你一句!

227
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不要再赌啦,小心把命输掉呀

228
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你咒我呀给你钱你反而咒我?

229
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活该你当要饭!

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几十岁人也是这样的!

231
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不赌,不赌!我不赌请你吃红枣!

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肥周这个人

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怎会这么有同情心收留我呢!

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呀!有!阿宝!

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宝!真的谢谢呀!我住几天就走啦!

236
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行啦!少麻烦了!

237
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,952
喂!尝尝啊!

238
00:20:08,888 --> 00:20:09,903
不要!

239
00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:11,537
好东西不要?不识货

240
00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:28,400
为何还在这?

241
00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:37,634
干嘛每次都那么迟?

242
00:20:37,657 --> 00:20:39,425
小姐!你这种说法要戒啦!

243
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,173
我肯送来算不错啦!

244
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,405
你们这幢大厦像间鬼屋

245
00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:47,055
我们店里只有我敢来!

246
00:20:47,128 --> 00:20:49,998
鬼你的头!鬼屋有美女住吗?

247
00:20:50,776 --> 00:20:51,969
小姐!你这种说法又要戒了!

248
00:20:51,992 --> 00:20:53,967
OK!就当你真是美女!

249
00:20:54,841 --> 00:20:56,914
为什么鬼屋不能有美女住呢?

250
00:21:04,281 --> 00:21:06,946
对了!棒啊!肚饿!吃东西!

251
00:21:06,969 --> 00:21:08,529
对不起!没你的份!

252
00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:10,391
不是吧?过门也是客呀!

253
00:21:10,872 --> 00:21:12,116
我只想你快点走!

254
00:21:13,337 --> 00:21:15,224
我想在这住几天而已!

255
00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:18,803
阿芝你这么漂亮!一定有一颗善心!

256
00:21:19,224 --> 00:21:20,545
善心我当然有!

257
00:21:20,568 --> 00:21:21,954
不过不是向着你!

258
00:21:21,977 --> 00:21:23,937
我也帮过你很多次了!

259
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,993
我劝过你戒赌!

260
00:21:25,016 --> 00:21:27,969
我在金钱上帮过你!精神上也帮过你!

261
00:21:27,993 --> 00:21:31,190
你怎么样?你自己死性不改,怪不了人

262
00:21:32,121 --> 00:21:34,194
那就再帮这一次吧!

263
00:21:34,809 --> 00:21:35,856
不行!

264
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,682
求求你了,要不是追债的追上门

265
00:21:39,705 --> 00:21:41,729
我也不用无家可归

266
00:21:41,752 --> 00:21:45,048
天大地大,你叫我走哪里去?

267
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,897
好呀!你喜欢赌博!我就跟你赌!

268
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,425
如果你赢了我就让你留下来

269
00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:52,385
但如果你输了

270
00:21:52,408 --> 00:21:54,318
就请你马上走!怎么样?

271
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,771
好!我偏不信我赢不了你,怎么赌?

272
00:21:59,769 --> 00:22:02,638
就赌我这盒外卖是什么!

273
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,288
干炒牛河!

274
00:22:13,817 --> 00:22:14,754
真的对不起了!

275
00:22:14,777 --> 00:22:16,705
是湿炒牛河!

276
00:22:16,729 --> 00:22:19,746
都是牛河而已!也不是全错!

277
00:22:19,769 --> 00:22:20,706
阿宝!你说对不对?

278
00:22:20,729 --> 00:22:23,413
阿宝!愿赌服输

279
00:22:23,832 --> 00:22:25,377
别说我不指条明路给你走!

280
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,841
楼下二楼有个单位丢空着!

281
00:22:27,865 --> 00:22:30,582
你要躲几天嘛,就去那躲呀!

282
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,542
楼下那单位,前几天才死了人呀

283
00:22:43,577 --> 00:22:45,945
死了人就不住得吗?

284
00:23:18,393 --> 00:23:19,408
谁呀?

285
00:23:20,505 --> 00:23:23,745
是不是有人进去呀?喂?

286
00:23:23,768 --> 00:23:27,064
唉!总要闯进去的!

287
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:29,281
你怕他转头不会走出来吗

288
00:23:29,305 --> 00:23:31,094
你别多管闲事吧

289
00:24:27,193 --> 00:24:31,601
不要睡这里!

290
00:24:31,672 --> 00:24:37,750
不要睡这里!

291
00:24:37,849 --> 00:24:45,521
不要睡这里…不要睡这里…

292
00:24:51,513 --> 00:24:54,579
不要睡这里

293
00:25:53,368 --> 00:25:54,690
吓着你吗,先生?没事嘛?

294
00:25:54,713 --> 00:25:58,370
没什么,我听见球赛声音

295
00:25:58,393 --> 00:25:59,617
所以就看一下

296
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,314
哦!我在看球赛呀!吵着你吗?

297
00:26:01,337 --> 00:26:02,766
没有!没吵着!没吵着!

298
00:26:04,184 --> 00:26:06,658
哦?你的手受了伤!没事嘛?

299
00:26:06,681 --> 00:26:08,642
对了!怎会的?没事没事!

300
00:26:08,665 --> 00:26:09,560
进来涂点药水吧!进来涂点药水!

301
00:26:09,592 --> 00:26:10,901
不用了,不用了!不用客气!

302
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,017
阿寿!左邻右里没关系吧!

303
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,665
不用了不用了!

304
00:26:13,688 --> 00:26:15,681
别客气!别客气!进来吧!进来吧!

305
00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:16,654
怎么好意思呀!

306
00:26:17,432 --> 00:26:18,065
别客气!

307
00:26:18,105 --> 00:26:18,803
怎么好意思呀!

308
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,269
真的不用客气啊!

309
00:26:22,072 --> 00:26:24,146
你坐一会儿!我拿胶布给你!

310
00:26:25,048 --> 00:26:25,910
谢谢!

311
00:26:40,345 --> 00:26:42,242
我叫阿虫呀!怎样称呼?

312
00:26:42,265 --> 00:26:43,923
我叫阿福!

313
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:48,216
阿福呀?好少女人改男人名字的

314
00:26:48,248 --> 00:26:49,185
是不是有玄机呢?

315
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,818
是呀!我妈妈想我有福气!

316
00:26:50,841 --> 00:26:52,216
就叫我阿福了!

317
00:26:54,329 --> 00:26:56,578
你来认识女孩还是看球赛?

318
00:26:56,601 --> 00:26:57,615
不好意思!

319
00:26:58,425 --> 00:26:59,833
我们说什么关你什么事!

320
00:27:00,824 --> 00:27:02,646
对了!这位大哥怎样称呼?

321
00:27:03,769 --> 00:27:05,122
阿虫哥是吧!

322
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,594
是呀!是呀!

323
00:27:06,617 --> 00:27:08,406
阿禄的性格是这样的

324
00:27:08,441 --> 00:27:10,482
不要介意!我帮你!

325
00:27:11,032 --> 00:27:11,665
谢谢,谢谢!

326
00:27:11,705 --> 00:27:13,825
这些是女人的工作!我帮你!

327
00:27:13,848 --> 00:27:14,863
好呀!

328
00:27:16,057 --> 00:27:18,261
对了,虫哥!你住在哪一层?

329
00:27:18,808 --> 00:27:19,703
我不是住在这里的!

330
00:27:20,761 --> 00:27:22,256
难怪这么生面口了

331
00:27:23,064 --> 00:27:23,861
你住这里吗?

332
00:27:23,897 --> 00:27:24,846
不是啊!

333
00:27:26,232 --> 00:27:28,752
他们俩是我的朋友!来看球赛而已!

334
00:27:30,713 --> 00:27:32,121
成功了!

335
00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:33,715
你赌不赌?

336
00:27:36,473 --> 00:27:40,598
我?我不赌简直不肯!

337
00:27:44,249 --> 00:27:45,665
呀!这就对了!

338
00:27:45,688 --> 00:27:48,111
我们现在四个人!

339
00:27:48,824 --> 00:27:52,436
不如一边打麻雀一边看球赛吧

340
00:27:54,009 --> 00:27:55,155
什么?不是吧?

341
00:27:58,168 --> 00:27:59,521
你们打多大的?

342
00:27:59,544 --> 00:28:01,334
你是客!你说吧!

343
00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:05,910
小意思一两块吧,有什么规举呀?

344
00:28:11,512 --> 00:28:13,026
用不着这么毒吧?

345
00:28:13,049 --> 00:28:15,187
你不犯规就没事了!

346
00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:17,587
那也是!那也是!

347
00:28:18,201 --> 00:28:20,450
对了!我今天身上没带现金!

348
00:28:20,473 --> 00:28:21,814
大家打筹码行不行?

349
00:28:24,729 --> 00:28:27,297
我们习惯用这些做筹码的!

350
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,190
你看!每张都几千万!

351
00:28:30,808 --> 00:28:32,769
赌起来是不是豪爽得多呢

352
00:28:32,792 --> 00:28:34,242
很豪爽的!

353
00:28:34,265 --> 00:28:36,239
说那么多,你打不打呀?

354
00:28:36,728 --> 00:28:38,834
打!怎会不打!打!

355
00:28:42,105 --> 00:28:43,446
咦!皇马球赛开了!

356
00:28:44,248 --> 00:28:45,345
虽然我是她的支持者!

357
00:28:45,368 --> 00:28:46,863
但这次她赢不了!

358
00:28:47,609 --> 00:28:48,450
我就说0比0!

359
00:28:48,473 --> 00:28:51,297
不是吧!我买重她了!

360
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,550
你对又买不对又买!输定了!

361
00:28:55,449 --> 00:28:57,522
打麻雀吧!打麻雀吧!

362
00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:04,852
食糊!

363
00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:08,707
食糊!给钱!清一色!

364
00:29:08,729 --> 00:29:09,889
二索!

365
00:29:09,912 --> 00:29:13,524
食糊!二索!清一色!给钱!

366
00:29:14,137 --> 00:29:14,802
红中!

367
00:29:14,841 --> 00:29:18,018
食糊!大三元!给钱!

368
00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:19,426
发财!

369
00:29:19,449 --> 00:29:23,585
食糊!真棒!尾糊也吃了!

370
00:29:23,608 --> 00:29:26,510
速速给钱!行了,行了!好!买单!

371
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,016
好了!好了!好了!

372
00:29:29,049 --> 00:29:29,857
我剩下两张而已!

373
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:30,786
我也是!

374
00:29:30,809 --> 00:29:31,937
我也只剩下两张!

375
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,408
你们三个真有趣,一起输那么多

376
00:29:37,785 --> 00:29:41,825
别这样吧,球赛你们可赢了不少呀

377
00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:44,784
我们三个只猜赛果不下赌的!

378
00:29:44,857 --> 00:29:46,766
不是吧?有钱也不要!

379
00:29:46,808 --> 00:29:48,418
赢那么多钱干什么?

380
00:29:48,441 --> 00:29:51,060
不是吧!赢那么多钱干什么?

381
00:29:51,929 --> 00:29:54,753
喂!不如你们给我点提示!

382
00:29:54,776 --> 00:29:56,354
帮小弟赚回一点!

383
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:57,326
你很爱钱吗?

384
00:29:57,368 --> 00:30:00,402
我有时简直觉得自己爱钱多过爱自己

385
00:30:00,985 --> 00:30:02,146
那你今天晚上十二点再来

386
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:03,510
到时我们给你提示

387
00:30:04,473 --> 00:30:05,488
早点来行不行呀?

388
00:30:06,073 --> 00:30:08,193
这样吧!你先给我电话!

389
00:30:08,216 --> 00:30:09,282
我们随时联络!

390
00:30:09,305 --> 00:30:13,080
拿什么电话?说好十二点就十二点!

391
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,808
就是!提示也要慢慢想嘛,今晚见吧

392
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:22,066
不错!今晚见,今晚见!今晚十二点!

393
00:31:51,352 --> 00:31:53,426
小妹妹,你的家人呢?

394
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,557
你自己一个人走来呀?

395
00:31:59,161 --> 00:32:00,656
那你认不认得路回家呀?

396
00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:04,438
哥哥送你去警察局

397
00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:06,872
让警察叔叔带你回家好不好呀?

398
00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:10,900
如果你暂时不想回家的话

399
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,770
那就上哥哥家坐一会

400
00:32:12,793 --> 00:32:14,255
晚一些我再送你回去吧

401
00:32:24,313 --> 00:32:26,004
小妹妹,你饿不饿呀?

402
00:32:26,968 --> 00:32:28,212
不饿吗?

403
00:32:30,041 --> 00:32:31,220
那哥哥去一去厕所!

404
00:32:31,256 --> 00:32:33,013
等一会回来再跟你玩好不好?

405
00:32:41,145 --> 00:32:42,836
小妹妹

406
00:32:43,769 --> 00:32:44,751
咦!

407
00:32:57,944 --> 00:33:01,523
喂!怎搞什么?我的东西呢?

408
00:33:05,241 --> 00:33:07,521
拷!定是那小妹

409
00:33:07,544 --> 00:33:09,683
下次看到你就要你好看!

410
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:15,425
肥周!

411
00:34:15,448 --> 00:34:16,877
见鬼呀你?死到哪去了?

412
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,026
别怪我不警告你!小心,小心!

413
00:34:19,065 --> 00:34:20,974
你再这样下去,老板叫我炒你了!

414
00:34:21,368 --> 00:34:23,617
你代我跟老板说!我炒他才对!!

415
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,746
这种发不了财的工作不适合我!

416
00:34:26,424 --> 00:34:28,738
不怕告诉你,又让我找到一条财路了!

417
00:34:28,761 --> 00:34:30,273
一世人两兄弟!要不要预你的份?

418
00:34:30,296 --> 00:34:31,540
算了啦

419
00:34:32,216 --> 00:34:34,754
有钱也不会赚,难怪你气色这么差!

420
00:34:34,777 --> 00:34:36,883
我发了财可别说我没出声叫你呀!

421
00:34:37,432 --> 00:34:39,604
快点换衣服开工啦!

422
00:34:39,641 --> 00:34:41,378
开你的头!我回来收拾东西的!

423
00:34:41,401 --> 00:34:45,025
我早说过了!这种工作,滚开吧!

424
00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:48,845
这种工作做来干什么?你做吧

425
00:34:50,841 --> 00:34:52,450
那天结果找了哪个妞呀?

426
00:34:52,473 --> 00:34:53,204
娇娇!

427
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,866
阿娇?行不行呀?

428
00:34:58,073 --> 00:35:00,441
样貌丑身材、服务又差!

429
00:35:00,472 --> 00:35:01,422
真的那么差?

430
00:35:02,009 --> 00:35:05,620
是真的!简直浪费金钱时间和精神

431
00:35:05,657 --> 00:35:07,777
算了吧!有钱你怕找不到女人?

432
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,972
阿娇不行,我找阿沙!

433
00:35:20,505 --> 00:35:23,362
你好,我是娇娇呀

434
00:35:23,385 --> 00:35:26,402
我现在听不到你电话

435
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:28,466
不用说那么多的了

436
00:35:28,537 --> 00:35:33,589
想我就直接上来找我吧快点啊

437
00:35:33,624 --> 00:35:35,283
太晚我不等的

438
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,953
喂!丫头!你是谁?

439
00:35:50,521 --> 00:35:51,448
阿宝!

440
00:35:53,368 --> 00:35:54,383
丫头?

441
00:35:56,312 --> 00:35:58,434
丫头,你还敢在这里?快走呀!

442
00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,737
干嘛这么凶?小女孩来的!

443
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,223
她扔掉我的东西呀!

444
00:36:03,353 --> 00:36:04,815
有什么吃完饭再说

445
00:36:06,968 --> 00:36:08,529
你干嘛扎两条辫子了?

446
00:36:09,273 --> 00:36:09,985
好不好看呀?

447
00:36:10,009 --> 00:36:12,758
你挽髻我也说你好看啦!

448
00:36:14,904 --> 00:36:16,002
向他道歉吧!

449
00:36:16,025 --> 00:36:17,203
对不起!

450
00:36:21,401 --> 00:36:22,328
先吃东西好了

451
00:36:23,001 --> 00:36:24,594
吃这东西哪有营养?

452
00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:26,193
我煮饭给你!

453
00:36:31,193 --> 00:36:32,917
半夜煮饭?

454
00:36:33,977 --> 00:36:35,090
你会煮饭吗?

455
00:36:35,641 --> 00:36:37,234
吃饭了!快过来吧!

456
00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:41,718
好像很好吃似的!

457
00:36:42,488 --> 00:36:44,725
是啊,我煮的!你喜不喜欢?

458
00:36:45,529 --> 00:36:46,740
喜欢!

459
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,737
多吃点呀

460
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,377
好呀!

461
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,197
吃饭!

462
00:37:00,024 --> 00:37:01,006
这个给你吃!

463
00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,214
知道你还没吃饭

464
00:37:07,288 --> 00:37:08,833
买了一碗粥给你吃!

465
00:37:08,856 --> 00:37:10,744
你对我真好!

466
00:37:11,288 --> 00:37:11,987
你现在才知道吗?

467
00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:13,218
知道又怎样

468
00:37:13,241 --> 00:37:15,544
我又不可以整天看到你!

469
00:37:16,761 --> 00:37:17,972
你以为我不想吗

470
00:37:18,681 --> 00:37:20,274
我已经一有空就来看你了!

471
00:37:22,136 --> 00:37:24,559
你说若我们天天也可以一起多好!

472
00:37:28,601 --> 00:37:31,187
不如你别干了!我养你!

473
00:37:31,225 --> 00:37:35,186
你养我?你养的我多久!

474
00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:39,351
不要紧吧!我们一起开心就行了!

475
00:37:41,304 --> 00:37:42,319
先吃粥吧!

476
00:37:43,097 --> 00:37:44,177
好热呀!

477
00:37:45,752 --> 00:37:47,345
我帮你吹凉它!

478
00:37:49,432 --> 00:37:50,895
吃得了!

479
00:37:52,985 --> 00:37:54,032
很美味呀!

480
00:37:56,248 --> 00:37:57,590
多吃一口吧

481
00:38:05,529 --> 00:38:06,805
很美味!

482
00:38:10,937 --> 00:38:12,399
老公!你回来了!

483
00:38:14,521 --> 00:38:17,282
老婆呀!你搞什么?搞到乱七八糟!

484
00:38:17,305 --> 00:38:18,017
给我,给我!

485
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,554
我不小心打翻了

486
00:38:19,577 --> 00:38:20,962
你不要动好了

487
00:38:20,985 --> 00:38:22,593
安静坐着玩计算机不就好嘛

488
00:38:22,616 --> 00:38:23,893
若你再摔倒怎么办呢!

489
00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:27,923
为什么最近你回来都好像很累的?

490
00:38:28,825 --> 00:38:30,964
人家要工作嘛!

491
00:38:31,832 --> 00:38:33,906
你是不是开始觉得我烦?

492
00:38:34,808 --> 00:38:37,231
才回来,你让我歇口气行不行?

493
00:38:37,272 --> 00:38:38,913
如果你觉得我是一个负累

494
00:38:38,936 --> 00:38:41,953
你跟我说,我走!我不会再给你麻烦!

495
00:38:41,976 --> 00:38:44,846
你你又说这种话?你想

496
00:38:45,976 --> 00:38:47,504
老公!你怎么了?老公!

497
00:38:48,536 --> 00:38:53,905
老公!

498
00:39:04,185 --> 00:39:05,505
阿婆!又是你呀?

499
00:39:05,528 --> 00:39:08,245
我上次给你钱你就这样报答我?

500
00:39:08,729 --> 00:39:11,586
我上次送你那两句话不是报答了吗?

501
00:39:11,609 --> 00:39:14,064
行了!行了!多谢,多谢!多谢,多谢!

502
00:39:14,137 --> 00:39:16,546
请让一让!谢谢!谢谢!

503
00:39:16,569 --> 00:39:17,682
小伙子!

504
00:39:20,728 --> 00:39:21,907
有没有东西不要呀?

505
00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:25,654
我这条命不要了,合适的就拿去吧?

506
00:39:25,817 --> 00:39:29,409
阿婆,你不要每次来向人要东西吧

507
00:39:29,432 --> 00:39:31,394
很不吉利呀

508
00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:33,377
你一把年纪没运气无所谓!

509
00:39:33,401 --> 00:39:34,754
我还有一辈子好运

510
00:39:34,776 --> 00:39:35,905
所以说你都不化的!

511
00:39:35,928 --> 00:39:37,345
走运吧!走运吧!

512
00:39:37,369 --> 00:39:38,241
哗!什么来的?你在干什么?

513
00:39:38,264 --> 00:39:41,113
嘴巴比屎还臭!真是死了活该不可怜!

514
00:39:41,144 --> 00:39:44,374
拷!都不知道什么来的!

515
00:39:48,632 --> 00:39:50,771
都不知道什么来的?八婆!

516
00:41:06,201 --> 00:41:07,925
不会这么邪门吧?

517
00:41:16,728 --> 00:41:19,216
怎么了?像个水人似的?

518
00:41:20,409 --> 00:41:26,902
好好热呀!好热呀!

519
00:41:27,769 --> 00:41:31,184
在这里干什么?还不上去?

520
00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:34,304
不是阿福她有什么吧?

521
00:41:34,328 --> 00:41:40,406
不是!买烟!我想去买包烟!

522
00:41:42,264 --> 00:41:43,874
是我们今晚的头选!

523
00:41:43,897 --> 00:41:46,865
全部提示都在这里了!

524
00:41:47,801 --> 00:41:49,249
别说那么多,我现在马上去下注

525
00:41:49,272 --> 00:41:50,386
拜拜!

526
00:41:55,192 --> 00:41:57,134
他似乎有点古怪!

527
00:41:57,912 --> 00:41:59,953
难道他看到阿福的真面目?

528
00:42:01,048 --> 00:42:05,303
这样就好了!少一只鬼跟我们争!

529
00:42:06,073 --> 00:42:07,457
我们等了这么久

530
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,619
才等到这个傻子!

531
00:42:10,937 --> 00:42:12,033
有了他的肉身

532
00:42:12,056 --> 00:42:14,773
我们就可以借尸还魂!

533
00:42:15,864 --> 00:42:19,312
不用到下边慢慢轮候!

534
00:42:19,992 --> 00:42:21,487
老规矩啦!

535
00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:23,905
哪个令傻仔赢得多钱!

536
00:42:23,928 --> 00:42:26,198
他的肉身就属于他!

537
00:42:31,193 --> 00:42:34,390
还要一次来三只?

538
00:42:45,241 --> 00:42:47,009
不是吧阿婆怎么又是你啊

539
00:42:47,032 --> 00:42:48,757
是不是我上辈子欠你的

540
00:42:48,792 --> 00:42:50,849
是我前世欠了你才对!

541
00:42:50,872 --> 00:42:53,491
早叫你别再赌钱了!

542
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:56,417
他们还不能出来,快远远地走吧

543
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,328
有多远走多远呀!

544
00:43:14,264 --> 00:43:15,192
我上班了!

545
00:43:15,224 --> 00:43:16,436
拜拜!

546
00:43:33,401 --> 00:43:37,231
喂!他现在出门口了!你跟住佢!

547
00:44:05,721 --> 00:44:07,892
有没有东西不要呀?

548
00:44:08,761 --> 00:44:09,688
没有!

549
00:44:10,488 --> 00:44:13,805
你们家的垃圾真臭!

550
00:44:13,849 --> 00:44:15,425
是垃圾都臭的啦!

551
00:44:15,448 --> 00:44:21,231
你们的特别臭!因为你们特别肮脏!

552
00:44:21,272 --> 00:44:27,983
两个都肮脏!真的很肮脏!很肮脏

553
00:44:43,288 --> 00:44:45,078
你的女儿很像你呀!

554
00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,174
不见你两天,以为你回家了!

555
00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:50,256
你为什么在这儿的?

556
00:44:50,776 --> 00:44:53,057
女儿当然要找爸爸!

557
00:44:53,081 --> 00:44:54,576
她不是我的女儿!

558
00:44:55,768 --> 00:44:59,729
连自己女儿都不认,真是太过份了

559
00:45:00,793 --> 00:45:02,680
神经病!都说不是我的女儿了

560
00:45:18,393 --> 00:45:21,045
阿布!近来有没有新书?

561
00:45:21,817 --> 00:45:23,726
你不要整天看这些书

562
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,402
拿报纸去找工作吧!

563
00:45:26,425 --> 00:45:28,728
什么?不要!

564
00:45:29,561 --> 00:45:31,107
我说正正经经找份工作呀!

565
00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:33,518
我们一班朋友只有你还没安定!

566
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,731
还有啊!不要整天吸毒啦!

567
00:45:35,769 --> 00:45:36,664
没有益处的!

568
00:45:37,208 --> 00:45:38,882
每次见到你,你都这样说?

569
00:45:38,905 --> 00:45:40,130
你比我女人更难缠

570
00:45:40,153 --> 00:45:42,007
难怪你没女人要!

571
00:45:42,041 --> 00:45:43,619
什么?是我不要她们而已!

572
00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:45,016
是吗?是吗?

573
00:45:46,073 --> 00:45:47,874
后面那小女孩是你的亲戚吗?

574
00:45:47,897 --> 00:45:49,043
很像你呀!

575
00:45:49,657 --> 00:45:51,970
有这样的亲戚我就吐血了!

576
00:45:51,993 --> 00:45:54,612
真不知道她从哪来,整天跟着我

577
00:45:54,649 --> 00:45:55,958
不会是在暗恋你吧?

578
00:45:55,992 --> 00:45:58,465
神经病!说得就说

579
00:45:58,489 --> 00:46:00,065
不跟你聊了!再见!

580
00:46:00,088 --> 00:46:01,813
好啦!拜拜!

581
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,783
娜娜?

582
00:47:00,857 --> 00:47:01,986
你不要再抽了!

583
00:47:02,009 --> 00:47:02,977
你忘了上一次吗?

584
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,244
我不会让你再抽的!

585
00:47:05,432 --> 00:47:13,105
我不会让你再抽的

586
00:47:18,552 --> 00:47:20,178
活该的!

587
00:47:45,273 --> 00:47:46,549
又怎么啦你?

588
00:47:49,465 --> 00:47:50,978
我想我遇见鬼!

589
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,282
咦!新花样呀,我没有空理你!

590
00:47:53,305 --> 00:47:55,411
你过去陪阿虫吧!他哭球丧啊!

591
00:47:56,056 --> 00:47:56,853
不是吧!

592
00:47:58,105 --> 00:47:59,730
啤酒!怎样?要吃些什么?

593
00:48:09,144 --> 00:48:11,959
转性啦?不抽大麻,喝啤酒?

594
00:48:12,568 --> 00:48:14,096
我遇到一只女鬼呀!

595
00:48:14,777 --> 00:48:18,836
才一只?我撞见三只呢!

596
00:48:19,769 --> 00:48:22,657
不是啊!我认真的!

597
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,405
我像说笑吗?

598
00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:27,457
他们还给我提示叫我赌球

599
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,528
还说呀!

600
00:48:28,569 --> 00:48:31,700
谁让我赢最多钱就要了我的肉身

601
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,602
这么恐怖?

602
00:48:33,625 --> 00:48:37,455
就是这么恐怖!但是我完全不怕!

603
00:48:38,617 --> 00:48:39,585
鬼都不怕?

604
00:48:39,608 --> 00:48:41,365
我只怕穷

605
00:48:42,265 --> 00:48:43,202
那提示中不中啊?

606
00:48:43,225 --> 00:48:44,545
中得利害!

607
00:48:44,569 --> 00:48:46,325
那你岂不是赢很多

608
00:48:46,809 --> 00:48:49,045
阿芝又说你哭球丧?

609
00:48:50,137 --> 00:48:52,802
我昨晚见鬼搞得我惊魂失措

610
00:48:52,825 --> 00:48:55,041
记不得买!

611
00:48:55,064 --> 00:48:57,072
你不是说不怕鬼吗?

612
00:48:59,512 --> 00:49:02,465
唉,这次真是心疼死了

613
00:49:02,488 --> 00:49:04,049
有什么办法

614
00:49:04,089 --> 00:49:06,577
可以跟他们多拿一次提示呢?

615
00:49:06,617 --> 00:49:09,007
他们用你的命来赌呀

616
00:49:09,497 --> 00:49:10,577
还回去找他们?

617
00:49:10,616 --> 00:49:13,747
用我的命来赌!

618
00:49:15,289 --> 00:49:17,143
是啊

619
00:49:17,336 --> 00:49:20,001
只要我令他们不分胜负!

620
00:49:20,024 --> 00:49:22,960
那我就可以一直继续拿提示了!

621
00:49:27,929 --> 00:49:30,002
咦!粘着什么呀?

622
00:49:30,713 --> 00:49:31,510
粘着什么呀?

623
00:49:31,544 --> 00:49:33,585
不知道!像一道符!

624
00:49:36,377 --> 00:49:37,752
我知道了!

625
00:49:37,785 --> 00:49:40,153
昨晚我碰到乞儿婆时

626
00:49:40,184 --> 00:49:43,105
她黏在我的鞋底!

627
00:49:43,129 --> 00:49:45,729
这么好笑?不如拆开来看看

628
00:49:45,752 --> 00:49:47,248
入面有没写什么?

629
00:49:47,768 --> 00:49:49,012
也好啊!

630
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,152
真的有馅呀!

631
00:49:55,448 --> 00:49:56,877
我知道了!

632
00:49:56,985 --> 00:49:59,521
一定是乞儿婆多谢我送钱给她!

633
00:49:59,544 --> 00:50:01,880
写这道符送给我报答我!

634
00:50:02,649 --> 00:50:03,905
喂!哪个乞丐婆呀?

635
00:50:03,928 --> 00:50:05,762
就是你住那幢大厦

636
00:50:05,785 --> 00:50:08,371
成天向人要东西那个

637
00:50:09,561 --> 00:50:11,618
啊!你是说住顶楼那个黄婆!

638
00:50:11,641 --> 00:50:12,577
你认识她吗?

639
00:50:12,601 --> 00:50:14,991
走过有打个招呼!

640
00:50:15,673 --> 00:50:20,179
听说她懂一些茅山之类的什么道术

641
00:50:23,128 --> 00:50:26,018
难怪她好像什么都知道!

642
00:50:26,041 --> 00:50:27,733
原来是高人来的!

643
00:50:28,888 --> 00:50:31,586
我想起了!她第一次遇见我时

644
00:50:31,608 --> 00:50:35,023
已经跟我说说我时运低!叫我别赌!

645
00:50:35,641 --> 00:50:38,325
这句说话我想天天都有人跟你说!

646
00:50:40,185 --> 00:50:41,634
那有没有人天天跟你说!

647
00:50:41,657 --> 00:50:44,066
其实你不说话时样子蛮好看的

648
00:50:44,088 --> 00:50:47,318
其实我知道我说话时样子更美!

649
00:50:47,353 --> 00:50:48,367
阿宝?

650
00:50:49,912 --> 00:50:51,221
我完全同意!

651
00:50:53,369 --> 00:50:54,318
你去死吧!

652
00:50:55,705 --> 00:50:57,167
我知道了!

653
00:50:57,209 --> 00:50:58,369
什么?

654
00:50:58,392 --> 00:51:02,465
上次她挤了些什么东西在我眼里

655
00:51:02,488 --> 00:51:04,322
搞得我见到鬼

656
00:51:04,345 --> 00:51:06,113
这道符一定是她刻意留给我

657
00:51:06,136 --> 00:51:07,828
给我用来镇鬼!

658
00:51:08,377 --> 00:51:10,930
那就对了!不如你借道符给我!

659
00:51:10,968 --> 00:51:12,561
让我用来镇压我的女鬼!

660
00:51:13,656 --> 00:51:15,617
你少抽点大麻就没事啦

661
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,977
为什么?我认真的!我真的遇见鬼呀!

662
00:51:19,001 --> 00:51:20,856
为什么你们都不相信我说的?

663
00:51:20,888 --> 00:51:21,903
谁遇鬼啦?

664
00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:26,785
看你这副残相

665
00:51:26,809 --> 00:51:27,922
看你这副残相

666
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,122
见鬼那个

667
00:51:29,145 --> 00:51:30,192
见鬼那个

668
00:51:30,232 --> 00:51:31,182
似乎是你呀!

669
00:51:31,225 --> 00:51:32,371
似乎是你呀!

670
00:51:32,441 --> 00:51:33,521
你说什么?

671
00:51:34,232 --> 00:51:38,422
我们说你被妖精吸干了!

672
00:51:38,456 --> 00:51:40,769
你最近常鬼混吧

673
00:51:40,792 --> 00:51:42,785
年纪大就少混点吧

674
00:51:42,808 --> 00:51:44,434
你没听过吗,老板!

675
00:51:44,472 --> 00:51:47,393
色字头上一把刀呀!

676
00:51:47,416 --> 00:51:49,173
我样子残

677
00:51:49,209 --> 00:51:51,380
是因为还要干你那份活!

678
00:51:53,432 --> 00:51:54,625
你以前也干我的活儿

679
00:51:54,649 --> 00:51:56,144
不见你从前这样子!

680
00:51:56,185 --> 00:51:58,705
哼!喂!怎样折的?

681
00:51:58,745 --> 00:52:00,086
谁知道?

682
00:52:04,505 --> 00:52:05,880
我跟踪他几天

683
00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,595
这几天他都上同一个单位!

684
00:52:09,688 --> 00:52:11,925
那个妓女叫娇娇!

685
00:52:16,856 --> 00:52:19,224
周太太,没事我先走啦!

686
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,801
可不可以多帮我一个忙?

687
00:52:41,368 --> 00:52:42,305
黄婆!

688
00:52:42,328 --> 00:52:45,013
是不是你老公越来越脏呀?

689
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,084
可不可以告诉我,到底发生什么事?

690
00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:50,273
沾上了脏东西

691
00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:51,857
你是说我老公遇上鬼?

692
00:52:56,536 --> 00:52:59,886
娇娇?那我该怎么办?

693
00:53:00,441 --> 00:53:04,816
你说,一个人死了,为什么还不肯走?

694
00:53:06,072 --> 00:53:08,354
一是有心愿未了

695
00:53:08,377 --> 00:53:12,370
一是阳间有值得留恋的东西

696
00:53:19,416 --> 00:53:20,834
喂!你别这么胆小吧!

697
00:53:20,857 --> 00:53:22,646
那,有我陪你

698
00:53:23,064 --> 00:53:23,841
好简单的!

699
00:53:23,864 --> 00:53:25,752
我们拿了提示就闪!立即闪!

700
00:53:25,784 --> 00:53:27,093
赚钱就是这么简单!

701
00:53:27,129 --> 00:53:28,610
有我陪住你真的不用怕!

702
00:53:28,633 --> 00:53:29,570
你相信我好不好?

703
00:53:29,593 --> 00:53:30,607
我都说不去了

704
00:53:32,121 --> 00:53:33,714
有钱你也不要!

705
00:53:34,201 --> 00:53:35,425
其实很简单而已!

706
00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:38,417
你不让他们知道你怕不就行了!

707
00:53:39,097 --> 00:53:41,748
明知是鬼我怎能不怕呀,大哥?

708
00:53:43,064 --> 00:53:44,386
我是不会去惹鬼取命的

709
00:53:44,409 --> 00:53:45,825
喂

710
00:53:45,848 --> 00:53:46,689
你进不进来?

711
00:53:46,712 --> 00:53:48,567
我当然不来了!我要去发财!

712
00:53:49,049 --> 00:53:51,220
不妨碍你发财,有缘再见!

713
00:53:51,256 --> 00:53:53,362
喂!我预了你的份!喂!发财啊!

714
00:53:55,992 --> 00:53:57,367
只有我一个我很怕啊!

715
00:53:58,776 --> 00:54:00,980
不是啊!不怕就没事!

716
00:54:01,752 --> 00:54:03,509
对!不怕就没事!

717
00:54:04,121 --> 00:54:06,162
灵符一定行,灵符一定行!

718
00:54:25,048 --> 00:54:25,985
你好!

719
00:54:26,008 --> 00:54:27,863
虫哥!你很怕吗?

720
00:54:28,825 --> 00:54:32,088
害怕?没害怕啊!你怎看出我害怕呢?

721
00:54:32,632 --> 00:54:35,317
我昨晚找师父赶走阿福了!

722
00:54:36,376 --> 00:54:38,002
心照不宣吧!

723
00:54:41,049 --> 00:54:42,096
是呀!

724
00:54:42,617 --> 00:54:44,258
昨天给你的提示全中了吧

725
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,492
赢了不少钱了!

726
00:54:45,529 --> 00:54:48,976
对了,你听哪个买赢得多呀?

727
00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:53,427
别提啦!我昨晚划错票!没钱收!

728
00:54:53,465 --> 00:54:55,074
什么?有没有搞错呀你!

729
00:54:55,097 --> 00:54:58,545
不要紧!不要紧!今晚再给过!

730
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,478
今晚再给过你!进去再说!进去再说!

731
00:55:03,833 --> 00:55:06,899
也不知是真是假,票也会划错

732
00:55:08,569 --> 00:55:11,438
进来坐吧,我们俩再琢磨

733
00:55:16,153 --> 00:55:18,050
我想这家伙已经知道我们是鬼

734
00:55:18,073 --> 00:55:19,797
他分明是在糊弄我们

735
00:55:19,832 --> 00:55:20,979
我现在就要了他!

736
00:55:21,017 --> 00:55:22,992
喂!你想破坏规矩呀?

737
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,517
我们再给他提示吧!

738
00:55:29,145 --> 00:55:32,942
你在这里冷静一下!冷静呀!

739
00:55:37,912 --> 00:55:40,802
天灵灵、地灵灵、观音菩萨

740
00:55:40,825 --> 00:55:42,996
耶稣基督急急如律令!

741
00:55:49,368 --> 00:55:50,645
不是这么邪门吧?

742
00:55:56,696 --> 00:55:58,900
阿宝!救命呀!救命呀!

743
00:55:59,257 --> 00:56:01,058
开门呀阿宝!救命呀阿宝

744
00:56:01,081 --> 00:56:02,401
开门呀开门呀!

745
00:56:02,424 --> 00:56:03,490
什么事呀?

746
00:56:03,513 --> 00:56:05,422
好凶猛呀!先让我进去…

747
00:56:08,536 --> 00:56:11,458
开门呀!救命呀!开门呀!救命呀!

748
00:56:11,481 --> 00:56:12,310
走啦!

749
00:56:13,368 --> 00:56:14,402
脚软呀!

750
00:56:14,425 --> 00:56:15,618
走快点啦!

751
00:56:15,641 --> 00:56:16,950
脚软!

752
00:56:16,985 --> 00:56:19,407
要走就快点啦!

753
00:56:19,448 --> 00:56:20,757
脚软!

754
00:56:28,569 --> 00:56:29,911
灵符真的灵啊!

755
00:56:30,616 --> 00:56:31,762
那就不怕了!

756
00:56:33,273 --> 00:56:35,128
别以为你有灵符就可以跑得了!

757
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,234
你的命是我的!

758
00:56:44,537 --> 00:56:45,486
找到那傻子没有?

759
00:56:46,168 --> 00:56:48,209
找什么?给拆穿了!

760
00:56:48,248 --> 00:56:50,136
现在我们三人也没希望了!

761
00:56:56,953 --> 00:57:00,303
宝宝你又怎么了?

762
00:57:03,673 --> 00:57:04,687
鬼呀!

763
00:57:04,729 --> 00:57:05,230
什么?

764
00:57:05,272 --> 00:57:07,094
鬼呀!走吧

765
00:57:09,689 --> 00:57:12,242
你干什么?好好的找东西挡住门口!

766
00:57:12,281 --> 00:57:14,736
好凶猛呀!不如我们搬家吧!

767
00:57:14,776 --> 00:57:16,290
不单止我见鬼了!

768
00:57:16,313 --> 00:57:19,970
连阿虫也看到呀!还看到三只!

769
00:57:19,993 --> 00:57:21,586
你疯够没有?

770
00:57:22,456 --> 00:57:24,226
我怀疑那小女孩都是那些东西

771
00:57:24,249 --> 00:57:26,006
她总是来去无踪的!

772
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,633
哪个小女孩呀?

773
00:57:28,889 --> 00:57:32,664
那晚你煮饭,她跟我们一起吃那一个!

774
00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:35,893
我煮饭?你真是有病!

775
00:57:37,304 --> 00:57:39,672
什么有病呀?我认真的!

776
00:57:55,065 --> 00:57:56,406
为什么你又扎辫子呀?

777
00:57:58,584 --> 00:58:01,520
你不要再抽了!对身体不好!

778
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,998
你给我抽吧!我现在真的很需要!

779
00:58:07,001 --> 00:58:10,198
你根本就不需要大麻!你只是在逃避!

780
00:58:11,064 --> 00:58:14,163
有些事情一定要自己面对的!

781
00:58:14,969 --> 00:58:15,937
现在我遇上鬼!

782
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,553
你叫我怎么面对呀

783
00:58:18,232 --> 00:58:20,469
难道你要我跟它谈判?

784
00:58:21,785 --> 00:58:24,502
不用怕的!有我陪你!

785
00:58:53,304 --> 00:58:54,418
好点了吗?

786
00:59:21,176 --> 00:59:22,126
你醒来了?

787
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,627
还好,你还懂得帮忙收拾屋子!

788
00:59:29,401 --> 00:59:32,020
什么?昨晚你自己收拾的!

789
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,702
我自己收拾的?为什么我不知道!

790
00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:37,559
还有啊!你昨晚干吗给我扎辫子呀?

791
00:59:37,593 --> 00:59:38,520
作弄我呀?

792
00:59:38,553 --> 00:59:39,732
我没有呀!

793
00:59:39,768 --> 00:59:41,710
你昨晚自己扎的

794
00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:42,977
你什么都不记得了?

795
00:59:43,001 --> 00:59:46,897
你还装蒜?今晚回来跟你算账!

796
00:59:47,608 --> 00:59:49,583
你去哪呀?你今天不是放假吗

797
00:59:49,657 --> 00:59:50,753
你不陪我了?

798
00:59:50,777 --> 00:59:52,599
我有约呀,所以不能陪你

799
00:59:52,633 --> 00:59:54,575
当是惩罚你作弄我

800
01:00:01,816 --> 01:00:02,766
给我一份报纸!

801
01:00:06,872 --> 01:00:07,440
喂

802
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,921
喂!你好!喂喂喂!阿芝!过来!

803
01:00:09,944 --> 01:00:11,439
我有事情跟你说!

804
01:00:11,481 --> 01:00:12,375
干什么?

805
01:00:12,408 --> 01:00:14,645
喂!阿宝最近有没有什么反常?

806
01:00:15,385 --> 01:00:16,834
怎么了?为什么这样问?

807
01:00:16,856 --> 01:00:18,580
我怀疑他见鬼了

808
01:00:19,288 --> 01:00:21,570
不会吧?为什么连你也这么说?

809
01:00:21,593 --> 01:00:23,121
那是真的了?

810
01:00:23,961 --> 01:00:24,802
他是这样说过

811
01:00:24,825 --> 01:00:27,411
不过我想他是抽大麻抽昏了脑

812
01:00:27,961 --> 01:00:30,529
不是的!你不知道那么多的

813
01:00:30,552 --> 01:00:32,494
喂!你有什么想说?

814
01:00:33,881 --> 01:00:35,474
喂!你有事情尽管说吧!

815
01:00:35,512 --> 01:00:38,146
其实在你还没认识阿宝之前

816
01:00:38,169 --> 01:00:39,489
我和阿宝还有几个朋友

817
01:00:39,512 --> 01:00:41,367
整天在阿宝屋里开迷幻派对

818
01:00:41,976 --> 01:00:43,201
什么迷幻派对?

819
01:00:43,225 --> 01:00:44,818
就是那些呀!

820
01:00:45,368 --> 01:00:46,797
但是你放心!我们没有乱搞女的!

821
01:00:50,233 --> 01:00:51,858
那时候阿宝有个女朋友叫娜娜

822
01:00:54,808 --> 01:00:56,834
有一次,阿宝就因为吸食过度

823
01:00:56,857 --> 01:00:58,242
突然间失控!

824
01:00:58,265 --> 01:00:59,585
娜娜想按住他

825
01:00:59,608 --> 01:01:02,707
谁知失足坠楼,就这样摔死了!

826
01:01:04,216 --> 01:01:05,922
为什么我从来没有听阿宝

827
01:01:05,945 --> 01:01:07,352
提起这一件事?

828
01:01:08,185 --> 01:01:09,331
失忆呀!

829
01:01:09,849 --> 01:01:12,481
他因为这件事躺了一整个月医院!

830
01:01:12,504 --> 01:01:13,921
之后就失了忆!

831
01:01:13,945 --> 01:01:15,637
什至记不起娜娜是谁

832
01:01:16,376 --> 01:01:19,158
我见他那样,也都不再提那件事了!

833
01:01:21,049 --> 01:01:22,477
喂!你不信吗?

834
01:01:23,064 --> 01:01:24,545
这件事当年报纸上也有报导

835
01:01:24,568 --> 01:01:26,050
我还有张剪报

836
01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:28,626
你不信你等会儿跟我回家我给你看!

837
01:01:29,368 --> 01:01:30,017
但是

838
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,593
这件事跟阿宝撞鬼有什么关系?

839
01:01:33,145 --> 01:01:36,593
前两天我看见有个小女孩跟着阿宝

840
01:01:37,048 --> 01:01:37,714
她戴的那条链子

841
01:01:37,752 --> 01:01:39,640
跟当年娜娜那条一模一样

842
01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:43,682
娜娜死了之后验尸才知道

843
01:01:43,705 --> 01:01:45,665
她那时已经怀孕两个月,我怀疑

844
01:01:45,688 --> 01:01:46,625
你怀疑

845
01:01:46,648 --> 01:01:49,986
那小女孩就是阿宝和娜娜的女儿?

846
01:01:50,009 --> 01:01:50,946
是呀!

847
01:01:50,969 --> 01:01:52,943
不会这么邪门吧?

848
01:01:53,528 --> 01:01:56,180
遇上了这种事情,要多邪有多邪

849
01:01:58,809 --> 01:01:59,682
呀!你记不记得…

850
01:01:59,705 --> 01:02:01,985
那个娜娜是不是经常扎孖辫的?

851
01:02:02,008 --> 01:02:03,863
是呀,你怎么知道?

852
01:02:06,233 --> 01:02:07,062
怎么了?

853
01:02:13,528 --> 01:02:18,351
阿宝

854
01:02:31,672 --> 01:02:33,090
阿宝你到底死到哪去了呀

855
01:02:33,113 --> 01:02:34,521
快点听我的电话

856
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,801
阿宝!你又跑哪去了呀

857
01:02:36,824 --> 01:02:38,101
快点回复我的电话!

858
01:02:48,409 --> 01:02:50,945
你这幅画还要不要的?

859
01:02:50,968 --> 01:02:52,245
黄婆?

860
01:02:53,752 --> 01:02:57,015
很多事情也是注定的!

861
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:02,670
有情来下种!因此果还生!

862
01:03:02,713 --> 01:03:08,725
无情又无种!无色亦无生!

863
01:03:21,913 --> 01:03:23,538
看着我干什么

864
01:03:24,505 --> 01:03:25,552
你真的不打算回去了?

865
01:03:25,592 --> 01:03:27,970
凶猛成这样子!怎样回去?

866
01:03:27,993 --> 01:03:29,505
打给阿芝,叫她快点回来呀!

867
01:03:29,528 --> 01:03:31,554
我连阿芝也怕呀

868
01:03:31,577 --> 01:03:33,585
她最近不知怎么搞的

869
01:03:34,008 --> 01:03:35,777
做过的事都不记得

870
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:39,544
一时很温柔!一时又很火爆!

871
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,022
我怀疑阿芝也像我昨晚那样

872
01:03:44,632 --> 01:03:46,160
给鬼上了身

873
01:03:47,033 --> 01:03:48,211
就是你说的那只女鬼?

874
01:03:49,049 --> 01:03:50,325
我怎知道!

875
01:03:53,945 --> 01:03:55,521
干什么?我没有叫生蚝!

876
01:03:55,544 --> 01:03:56,066
对!

877
01:03:56,088 --> 01:03:57,984
我没叫你吃!我自己吃而已!

878
01:03:58,008 --> 01:03:59,361
还吃这种东西

879
01:03:59,384 --> 01:04:01,206
你这肥周想变肥肥周呀?

880
01:04:01,656 --> 01:04:04,438
你别管我!对了

881
01:04:04,825 --> 01:04:06,800
刚才你们说什么女鬼呀?

882
01:04:07,608 --> 01:04:10,096
他说阿芝被女鬼上了身呀

883
01:04:10,712 --> 01:04:12,721
是吗?什么样的

884
01:04:12,761 --> 01:04:13,539
见过没有?

885
01:04:13,561 --> 01:04:14,850
那么紧张干什么

886
01:04:14,873 --> 01:04:16,930
女鬼你也喜欢?不是吧!

887
01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:17,782
是呀!

888
01:04:17,816 --> 01:04:19,746
你别忘了,你老婆是跛子!

889
01:04:19,769 --> 01:04:22,617
遇起鬼上来,你们俩也走不掉!

890
01:04:31,289 --> 01:04:33,362
你的心愿无法完了!

891
01:04:35,096 --> 01:04:36,210
你怎么知道?

892
01:04:40,345 --> 01:04:42,003
真棒!这蚝好像还没熟呀

893
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:43,425
蚝还用熟的?

894
01:04:43,448 --> 01:04:45,816
有没有听人家说吃生蚝啊,土包子!

895
01:04:45,849 --> 01:04:47,823
不赶紧吃了它,一会就被肥周吃光了

896
01:04:49,112 --> 01:04:50,882
吃火锅就是要慢慢吃

897
01:04:50,905 --> 01:04:53,076
不然怎么通宵呢?

898
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,081
通宵?打麻将吗?通宵!

899
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,945
我还要去拿提示呢!快点吃完走呀!

900
01:04:58,969 --> 01:05:00,482
你还敢回去?

901
01:05:00,505 --> 01:05:01,847
怎么不敢?

902
01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:06,358
我有灵符在手,什么鬼都要怕我

903
01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:09,889
鸡子?

904
01:05:09,912 --> 01:05:12,116
你们怎么整晚都在说鬼

905
01:05:12,152 --> 01:05:13,506
说点别的行不行?

906
01:05:13,529 --> 01:05:15,522
行!不说鬼就说玩妞儿

907
01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:17,781
合你心意!再不说足球,合我心意!

908
01:05:29,624 --> 01:05:31,316
喂!肥周!你没事吧?肥周!

909
01:05:31,352 --> 01:05:33,185
虚不受补呀他

910
01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:33,922
怎么办?

911
01:05:33,945 --> 01:05:35,330
送他去医院吧!

912
01:05:35,353 --> 01:05:37,314
对!送他去医院!我先走了!

913
01:05:37,337 --> 01:05:38,995
喂!你不是这么没义气吧?

914
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:41,249
我不是没有义气,相命先生说

915
01:05:41,273 --> 01:05:42,785
我不能进出医院、警察局、大酒店

916
01:05:42,808 --> 01:05:44,216
一进去就倒霉三年!

917
01:05:44,249 --> 01:05:46,754
前年不在意上了一辆救护车

918
01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:48,897
结果整年都输钱,别搞我,再见

919
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,026
你什么时候赢过钱的?

920
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:53,122
我赢钱时没有告诉你而已!

921
01:05:53,145 --> 01:05:54,770
这样吧你叫救护车

922
01:05:54,809 --> 01:05:56,162
救护车只能一个人跟

923
01:05:56,185 --> 01:05:58,193
不然,如果他要住院你就加张床

924
01:05:58,489 --> 01:06:01,058
不是吧?我这阵子常撞鬼

925
01:06:01,081 --> 01:06:02,401
你还叫我睡医院?

926
01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:03,969
那送他回家啦!

927
01:06:03,992 --> 01:06:05,368
回去?

928
01:06:05,848 --> 01:06:10,113
回去也好!男人粗汉,难道你害怕?

929
01:06:10,136 --> 01:06:11,618
实不相瞒,我真的怕呀

930
01:06:11,641 --> 01:06:12,993
你不怕你送他回去

931
01:06:13,016 --> 01:06:14,293
实不相瞒,我是不怕

932
01:06:14,328 --> 01:06:15,424
可我一个人怎搬得动他

933
01:06:15,448 --> 01:06:16,801
总之我是决不回去了

934
01:06:16,824 --> 01:06:17,794
我是决不会搬的!

935
01:06:17,816 --> 01:06:18,613
总之我不送!

936
01:06:18,649 --> 01:06:19,314
总之我不搬!

937
01:06:19,352 --> 01:06:20,354
我决不会送!

938
01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:21,441
你不送我不搬!

939
01:06:21,464 --> 01:06:22,497
你不搬我不送!

940
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:23,298
你送我搬!

941
01:06:23,321 --> 01:06:24,500
你搬我送!

942
01:06:25,945 --> 01:06:27,009
阿强!

943
01:06:27,032 --> 01:06:28,920
买单吗?来了!

944
01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:30,113
混蛋!

945
01:06:30,137 --> 01:06:31,250
王八蛋!

946
01:06:36,953 --> 01:06:38,361
拷!早叫多花点力!

947
01:06:38,904 --> 01:06:40,066
我早说不会搬了!

948
01:06:40,089 --> 01:06:41,649
我也说不要送!

949
01:06:41,689 --> 01:06:43,201
你不送我就不用搬了!

950
01:06:43,225 --> 01:06:44,785
谁叫你搬!不是你搬我又怎会送呢!

951
01:06:44,825 --> 01:06:46,166
你花大力一点吧!

952
01:06:47,001 --> 01:06:49,537
喂!合哥合哥!对了!过来帮帮忙!

953
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,510
谢谢你!

954
01:06:50,553 --> 01:06:52,113
真的出事了?

955
01:06:52,153 --> 01:06:53,778
什么出事了?先过来帮忙推他回去吧!

956
01:06:53,848 --> 01:06:54,433
过来!

957
01:06:54,456 --> 01:06:56,431
他这么重,搬他回去很贵的啊!

958
01:07:02,169 --> 01:07:03,347
你们两个搞得定啦,我先走了

959
01:07:03,385 --> 01:07:05,474
什么?不是嘛?收了钱的!你先走?

960
01:07:05,497 --> 01:07:06,434
就是啊!

961
01:07:06,457 --> 01:07:09,523
刚才我收的是搬费!还没收运费!

962
01:07:14,968 --> 01:07:17,025
我还是不去了!那里很邪门的!

963
01:07:17,048 --> 01:07:19,831
有多邪门?比得上没钱开饭邪门吗!

964
01:07:19,897 --> 01:07:20,386
就是!

965
01:07:20,409 --> 01:07:21,391
邪门就邪门了!

966
01:07:21,944 --> 01:07:23,373
早知告诉他别碰娇娇好了

967
01:07:23,416 --> 01:07:24,066
弄得半条人命!

968
01:07:24,089 --> 01:07:25,378
哪个娇娇啊?那个妓女?

969
01:07:25,401 --> 01:07:26,514
到底什么事?

970
01:07:27,769 --> 01:07:29,378
我来告诉你们好了!

971
01:07:29,401 --> 01:07:32,962
其实是他老婆叫我查那个娇娇的!

972
01:07:32,985 --> 01:07:33,953
两年前

973
01:07:33,976 --> 01:07:36,962
娇娇从大陆偷渡来香港做妓女!

974
01:07:36,985 --> 01:07:39,440
后来认识了一个扯皮条的叫阿荣!

975
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,729
他们两个很投契

976
01:07:41,752 --> 01:07:44,371
他们很快就住在一起了

977
01:07:46,425 --> 01:07:47,952
你一边听,还得帮手推啊!

978
01:07:48,568 --> 01:07:52,449
其实那次我看到他!跟了他很久!

979
01:07:52,472 --> 01:07:54,546
我看到他上了大厦找那个妓女!

980
01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:55,763
即是娇娇!

981
01:08:03,289 --> 01:08:06,038
我发现肥周一有空就来找那个娇娇!

982
01:08:16,441 --> 01:08:18,133
那我就影了一迭相给周太!

983
01:08:18,168 --> 01:08:19,905
哗!我给周太看!

984
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,271
她看到的时候

985
01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:24,916
看到她的样子皱起眉头

986
01:08:25,881 --> 01:08:27,170
我打算转身就走

987
01:08:27,193 --> 01:08:30,114
怎料她喊停我!你猜到怎么样吗?

988
01:08:30,137 --> 01:08:30,945
她想怎么样?

989
01:08:30,968 --> 01:08:33,042
她要我跟她对质!

990
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:33,921
结果呢?

991
01:08:33,944 --> 01:08:37,458
那次可精彩了

992
01:08:54,489 --> 01:08:57,719
没理由呀!八字楼啊!不是吗?

993
01:09:00,697 --> 01:09:01,591
是八字楼呀!

994
01:09:13,208 --> 01:09:14,818
你找谁?

995
01:09:14,841 --> 01:09:16,194
我想问那个单位

996
01:09:16,217 --> 01:09:20,161
那个单位很久没有人住了!

997
01:09:20,184 --> 01:09:22,901
自从娇娇死后

998
01:09:22,937 --> 01:09:26,898
两年来也没有人敢住在这儿!

999
01:09:33,016 --> 01:09:34,958
人呢

1000
01:09:44,953 --> 01:09:46,066
娇娇已经死了?

1001
01:09:46,104 --> 01:09:47,152
是呀!

1002
01:09:48,153 --> 01:09:49,347
我知道你是鬼!

1003
01:09:49,368 --> 01:09:51,638
我是人还是鬼亦与你无关!

1004
01:09:56,408 --> 01:09:58,449
阿荣已经死了!

1005
01:10:03,001 --> 01:10:06,050
原来娇娇认识了一个黑社会叫阿荣

1006
01:10:06,073 --> 01:10:08,887
他们很投契,很快就走在一起!

1007
01:10:09,625 --> 01:10:14,017
不过阿荣是骗她的,还害死了娇娇!

1008
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,345
又多了一只鬼那么恐怖!那个阿荣呢?

1009
01:10:17,368 --> 01:10:18,754
那个阿荣?

1010
01:10:18,776 --> 01:10:22,802
阿荣到大陆走私被拉了!还被处决!

1011
01:10:25,048 --> 01:10:28,513
好了!我送到呢儿!拜拜!

1012
01:10:28,536 --> 01:10:29,366
送到这儿?

1013
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,177
送进去吧!喂!

1014
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,411
喂!

1015
01:10:33,592 --> 01:10:35,055
按铃啊!

1016
01:10:37,272 --> 01:10:40,338
嫂子!开门啦嫂子!开门啦嫂子!

1017
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:41,761
喂!拍什么门啊!

1018
01:10:41,784 --> 01:10:44,098
有门铃按的!你不懂用门铃吗?链链

1019
01:10:44,121 --> 01:10:46,178
链你的头!拍门没有人应!

1020
01:10:46,201 --> 01:10:47,106
按铃就会有人吗?

1021
01:10:47,128 --> 01:10:48,339
你试一次吧!

1022
01:10:49,848 --> 01:10:51,490
嫂子!开门啊嫂子!

1023
01:10:51,513 --> 01:10:52,440
怎么了?

1024
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:54,423
还是不在!

1025
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:58,561
瘸子也到处跑!看他有没有钥匙吧

1026
01:10:58,585 --> 01:11:00,047
快点!

1027
01:11:01,721 --> 01:11:02,419
阿宝!

1028
01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:04,239
你死到哪去啦?

1029
01:11:05,976 --> 01:11:08,673
啊?不就在火锅店嘛

1030
01:11:08,696 --> 01:11:09,973
你知不知道我找了你一整天

1031
01:11:10,008 --> 01:11:12,081
电话也不开!真是的!

1032
01:11:13,048 --> 01:11:14,773
那么凶!应该没事的!

1033
01:11:15,224 --> 01:11:15,969
喂!你说什么?

1034
01:11:15,992 --> 01:11:17,762
没什么

1035
01:11:17,785 --> 01:11:19,826
我有重要事情跟你说!快点吧!

1036
01:11:20,792 --> 01:11:21,729
但是肥周

1037
01:11:21,752 --> 01:11:24,353
行了!都到门口了,我拖也把他拖进去

1038
01:11:24,376 --> 01:11:25,042
真的?

1039
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:25,505
行

1040
01:11:25,528 --> 01:11:26,369
快点行啦!

1041
01:11:26,392 --> 01:11:28,066
那你搞定他吧!

1042
01:11:28,089 --> 01:11:28,737
行了,行了!

1043
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:29,590
拜拜!

1044
01:11:31,769 --> 01:11:33,711
快点搞定你就去赚钱!

1045
01:12:02,616 --> 01:12:03,478
你们想怎样?

1046
01:12:06,425 --> 01:12:08,116
我求你!你别伤害阿芝!

1047
01:12:08,153 --> 01:12:12,048
别伤害阿芝!是我的错!她是无辜的!

1048
01:12:12,089 --> 01:12:16,759
我求你!对不起!是我的错!是我的错!

1049
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:53,209
你蛮有胆量的!你不怕我了吗?

1050
01:12:54,456 --> 01:12:57,587
我连死也不怕!我还会怕你吗?

1051
01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:01,457
我活了大半辈子!

1052
01:13:02,232 --> 01:13:04,240
不但一个崩也没有拿回家!

1053
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:06,513
还欠下一身债!

1054
01:13:07,321 --> 01:13:10,486
连累妈妈几十岁人还要为我还债!

1055
01:13:11,065 --> 01:13:13,040
我这种人不死又有何用!

1056
01:13:13,785 --> 01:13:15,410
但是我不怕死!

1057
01:13:16,249 --> 01:13:21,333
死了不要紧!我最不放心的是我妈妈

1058
01:13:22,521 --> 01:13:23,601
所以我希望

1059
01:13:24,472 --> 01:13:27,506
可以赢得一笔钱给她老人家!

1060
01:13:28,345 --> 01:13:29,720
让她可以安享晚年!

1061
01:13:30,392 --> 01:13:32,247
那我就是死也瞑目了!

1062
01:13:33,945 --> 01:13:35,353
你想我帮你赢钱?

1063
01:13:35,896 --> 01:13:38,962
是!只要你成全我!

1064
01:13:39,545 --> 01:13:41,334
我这个肉身就给你用!

1065
01:13:42,456 --> 01:13:43,765
我凭什么要相信你?

1066
01:14:00,792 --> 01:14:04,306
好!不过你要烧根香给我

1067
01:14:04,921 --> 01:14:07,138
亲口说愿意给我肉身!

1068
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,845
我就帮你最后一次!

1069
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:17,746
我阿虫对天发誓!

1070
01:14:17,784 --> 01:14:21,528
愿意给他肉身!让他帮我赢钱!

1071
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:44,718
嘿!傻子!烧这道假符以为骗过我!

1072
01:14:45,976 --> 01:14:48,596
这些烂符我怎会怕呢!

1073
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:57,698
你们想怎么样?

1074
01:14:57,721 --> 01:15:00,373
你忘了吗?使诈串谋,魂飞魄散!

1075
01:15:03,192 --> 01:15:03,760
你在干什么?

1076
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:04,770
封住你的鼻和嘴

1077
01:15:04,793 --> 01:15:06,321
看你怎样离开这个肉身!

1078
01:15:25,592 --> 01:15:28,179
死了!走吧!

1079
01:16:06,296 --> 01:16:06,944
阿宝!

1080
01:16:06,968 --> 01:16:08,725
喂!那个小女孩呀!

1081
01:16:10,873 --> 01:16:11,952
喂!他们想怎么样?

1082
01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:27,382
他们想怎么样?

1083
01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:28,758
我怎么知道?

1084
01:16:30,808 --> 01:16:31,823
阿宝醒了

1085
01:16:55,576 --> 01:16:59,886
你还没记起我?为什么你不记得我?

1086
01:17:00,761 --> 01:17:02,289
为什么你不记得发生什么事

1087
01:17:04,601 --> 01:17:06,947
为什么你可以当什么事都没发生过?

1088
01:17:06,969 --> 01:17:10,067
你你们是不是要带走我呀?

1089
01:17:11,769 --> 01:17:12,467
不要呀阿宝!

1090
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:17,056
当年是你推我下去

1091
01:17:17,081 --> 01:17:19,089
那时候我已有了你的孩子

1092
01:17:20,024 --> 01:17:21,617
什么你

1093
01:17:25,049 --> 01:17:26,358
这里啊!没有颜色!

1094
01:17:35,736 --> 01:17:37,078
我们自己拍!

1095
01:17:38,008 --> 01:17:42,318
娜娜!对不起!是我害死你!

1096
01:17:42,968 --> 01:17:43,983
你终于记起我了?

1097
01:17:45,528 --> 01:17:46,510
她是我们的女儿?

1098
01:17:55,161 --> 01:17:56,470
我们可以一家团聚了!

1099
01:18:00,025 --> 01:18:01,301
我不是要你死!

1100
01:18:01,656 --> 01:18:04,209
你们已经人鬼殊途!

1101
01:18:04,728 --> 01:18:07,664
难道你想他死吗?

1102
01:18:08,953 --> 01:18:10,625
我知道你留在人世间

1103
01:18:10,648 --> 01:18:13,103
是因为一段姻缘!

1104
01:18:13,944 --> 01:18:15,603
他跟你结了婚!

1105
01:18:16,216 --> 01:18:18,355
有个名分给你和你们女儿

1106
01:18:19,896 --> 01:18:24,468
都算了结了今世的姻缘

1107
01:18:29,912 --> 01:18:35,426
既然不用死,你也应该给她一名分!

1108
01:18:35,448 --> 01:18:37,423
是呀,是呀!既然大家都无异议!

1109
01:18:38,009 --> 01:18:40,193
那么事不宜迟,不然就误了时辰

1110
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,257
赶快拜堂,拜完早点走,好吗?

1111
01:18:42,905 --> 01:18:44,181
拜天

1112
01:18:47,576 --> 01:18:49,169
二拜地!

1113
01:18:52,409 --> 01:18:53,784
夫妻交拜!

1114
01:19:11,257 --> 01:19:13,166
爸爸希望以后发梦都能见到你们

1115
01:19:13,816 --> 01:19:15,279
帮你取个名叫梦梦好不好?

1116
01:19:16,728 --> 01:19:18,103
阿宝好像姓戴的?

1117
01:19:20,313 --> 01:19:21,409
我送你们走!

1118
01:19:21,432 --> 01:19:23,320
下来!拉手!

1119
01:19:29,368 --> 01:19:30,961
喂!送去哪呀?

1120
01:19:54,776 --> 01:19:55,671
老公!

1121
01:19:55,704 --> 01:19:57,826
不要!老婆

1122
01:19:57,849 --> 01:19:59,507
我在这儿老公!我在这儿

1123
01:19:59,544 --> 01:20:01,269
老婆!老婆!

1124
01:20:01,945 --> 01:20:04,181
我以后也不会对不起你!

1125
01:20:04,217 --> 01:20:06,178
没事了

1126
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:08,917
我不会再做对不起你的事

1127
01:20:15,737 --> 01:20:16,916
谢谢你,黄婆!

1128
01:20:18,168 --> 01:20:21,551
唉!原来还是有所留恋!

1129
01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:26,370
你说什么呀黄婆?住嘴,整天胡说瞎扯

1130
01:20:26,393 --> 01:20:26,882
不要!

1131
01:20:26,905 --> 01:20:27,842
走呀!走呀!

1132
01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:31,095
不要!老公呀!

1133
01:20:31,801 --> 01:20:33,825
老婆呀!你别管她的话!

1134
01:20:33,848 --> 01:20:34,914
那黄婆都疯疯癫癫的!

1135
01:20:34,937 --> 01:20:37,556
每次在电梯门口见到面都胡说瞎扯

1136
01:20:37,592 --> 01:20:40,975
别管她!你肚饿了吗?

1137
01:20:41,016 --> 01:20:42,146
一点点吧!

1138
01:20:42,168 --> 01:20:44,721
我入厨房煮东西给你吃!你等我呀!

1139
01:21:15,289 --> 01:21:17,045
原来还是有所留恋!

1140
01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:19,056
你们的特别臭!

1141
01:21:19,512 --> 01:21:22,497
因为你们俩特别肮脏!

1142
01:21:22,521 --> 01:21:27,573
两个也肮脏!很肮脏!真的很肮脏!

1143
01:21:41,177 --> 01:21:43,137
你每晚睡觉之前都要亲我

1144
01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:45,168
就是为了给我阳气

1145
01:21:45,848 --> 01:21:47,474
让我不用魂飞魄散?

1146
01:21:50,265 --> 01:21:53,615
你放姜花!就是要辟走我身上的气味?

1147
01:21:59,513 --> 01:22:04,117
我吃完最后这碗粥!我就走…

1148
01:22:04,153 --> 01:22:11,158
不要!我只想以后每天都煮粥给你吃

1149
01:22:12,089 --> 01:22:13,682
你不后悔?

1150
01:22:43,161 --> 01:22:45,015
娜娜!梦梦!我们现在走啦!

1151
01:22:45,976 --> 01:22:48,825
阿宝呀!记得带娜娜和梦梦一起走呀!

1152
01:22:48,856 --> 01:22:52,533
带了!这张是什么来的?

1153
01:22:56,728 --> 01:22:59,063
喂!那天你送她们到哪去了?

1154
01:23:00,153 --> 01:23:01,057
地府呀!

1155
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:02,641
说真的?

1156
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:05,857
你想知道吗?你跟我来!我送你去!

1157
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,937
去哪儿?你送她们去哪儿?

1158
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:08,802
搬屋呀!

1159
01:23:08,825 --> 01:23:10,401
快说!你说嘛?

1160
01:23:10,424 --> 01:23:12,514
去了地府!去了奈何桥呀!

1161
01:23:12,536 --> 01:23:13,409
我信你呀!

1162
01:23:13,433 --> 01:23:16,564
奈何桥真的!奈何桥在迪斯尼隔壁的!

1163
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,609
是呀!我相信你才怪!快说嘛!

1164
01:23:18,648 --> 01:23:20,754
快点执拾!走了!

1165
01:23:40,121 --> 01:23:41,550
真的想不到嫂子原来

1166
01:23:42,681 --> 01:23:44,056
我舍不得让她走!

1167
01:23:44,921 --> 01:23:46,711
行了!我们明白的!

1168
01:23:47,768 --> 01:23:48,882
保重了!

1169
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:50,415
再见

1170
01:24:02,072 --> 01:24:03,698
终于都走光了!

1171
01:24:04,184 --> 01:24:05,199
那我们也走吧!

1172
01:24:06,296 --> 01:24:07,489
你走先吧!我跟着来!

1173
01:24:07,512 --> 01:24:08,658
那我在楼下等你!

1174
01:24:17,689 --> 01:24:20,438
小伙子!这里没人住了!

1175
01:24:20,473 --> 01:24:21,487
我不是人吗?

1176
01:24:22,489 --> 01:24:24,898
这幢楼房要收回,不租了!

1177
01:24:24,921 --> 01:24:27,823
租什么呀?三楼B单位是我姨婆的!

1178
01:24:27,865 --> 01:24:29,720
喂喂

1179
01:24:36,056 --> 01:24:37,568
你们两个可真狠啊

1180
01:24:37,592 --> 01:24:41,423
弄得阿寿魂飞魄散连鬼都做不成

1181
01:24:41,497 --> 01:24:44,833
是他自己咎由自取与鬼无由

1182
01:24:44,856 --> 01:24:46,897
你做人都古灵精怪的

1183
01:24:47,513 --> 01:24:48,888
做不了一个好鬼

1184
01:24:48,921 --> 01:24:50,350
聪明点!

1185
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,938
瞪什么?现在大家都是鬼,我不怕你们

1186
01:24:55,961 --> 01:24:59,507
还瞪个啥?快打几圈吧来呀