I'm a bit late...
Okay, excuse me I'm late again.
Indeed, so jump to it.
-You got what we need for tomorrow? -Yeah.
There!
Come on, suck me, oh... Yes...
-Fabulous! -Yes...
Can you take it back a little bit?
A little back, very well.
I prefer the previous one.
Yes...
Yes, that's the way...
Yes...
Ah, fuck! Yes!
Yes, hang on.
Simon? Simon? It's for you!
-Yes, what is it? -It's for you.
Hold on.
Ah, hello!
Not at all, it's not too daring, it'll go down well in Belgium.
Exactly, just like Emmanuelle.
Very, very beautiful girl...
The Balearics?
Yes, yes, I can just picture the beautiful sunset...
20% upon signature, then the rest on delivery of the copy.
All clear then, see you tomorrow, goodbye!
-Alright, that'll do fine. -Okay.
Very well, good evening.
-So, that's a wrap. -Good evening.
Goodbye.
Nicolas? What about the accessories?
-Ah, Francois, you got a minute? -Yes.
Why did I entrust this film to a one-time assistant of the greats?
I just don't get it!
Would you rather replace me with someone else?
Oh no, that's not the issue, all I need is a grafter without ambition.
Are you content with this? I don't think so.
So what will it take to content you?
To let your feelings spill out?
Come here! Over here!
Oh, no!
Come on, stop wriggling.
Take that...
And that... and that...
Oh, no, stop, stop!
Oh, you're hurting me!
No, stop, stop, stop! Leave me alone!
No, no, no leave me alone, stop! That's enough!
Oh, you're hurting me! You bastard!
You're hurting me! Ah... stop! Stop!
You are crazy!
Oh, don't!
Suck me! Come on!
Come on, suck me! Suck me, I'm telling you. Like that!
Yes!
Faster, faster.
You like that, eh?
Yeah!
Ah yes, continue.
Yes, suck me good.
Yes!
Just a minute, over we go...
Like so... yes!
Take that!
Yes!
Yes...
There you go, take that!
Yes... yes... yes!
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes... yes...
Yes, suck me...
-Nicolas! -Yes?
Find me the guy who did the DIM stockings commercial right away.
Sure, DIM stockings? No problem.
-Okay? -Okay!
Now that's a guy who really knows how to shoot women, eh?
Funny that you should come to me!
Well, I'm sure a woman could take a fresh look at eroticism.
Ah, indeed?
So you think that women have their own kind of erotic fantasies?
Well, I've never made feature films.
Then, here is your opportunity to start. Don't you want to make a movie?
But why don't you direct it yourself?
You're the one who brought us The Dong of Hong Kong.
You could call this one The Penis of Saint-Denis.
Can you spare me any time? No, 'course she can't.
Nobody's got any time in this fucking country.
Well, this is just great!
Shit!
Oh, yes...
Oh, yes... yes... yes...
Yes, suck it...
Yes...
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Oh, yes...
Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I can feel it...
Yes, like that. Oh, yes!
-Yes, driving me crazy! -Oh, yes, yes...
Yes, yes, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good...
Oh, yes, yes, yes...
Oh, I can feel that alright, right good and hard!
Yeah!
Yes!
That's good!
Oh, yes...
Come on... come on...
You fuck me good!
Yes... yes... more!
-That's good, isn't it? -Oh, yes!
Oh, yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Oh, I'm going to come!
Hello?
No, I haven't read the script...
but I'd love to see what you've already shot.
That'd be pointless, it's all really bad.
At least then I can learn from your mistakes.
If it makes you happy, I'll let the editor know you're coming.
Sounds good.
Right then! Goodbye!
Yes... yes... yes!
Ah... yes...
There's some interesting stuff.
-Can I make a call? -Yes, of course.
Press zero and then you'll have the dial tone.
It's Pascale Miller that I'm mostly interested in.
Who?
Pascale Miller.
No, I certainly do not want to postpone it.
Is it okay?
How about you?
Say what you want, just improvise, tell us about yourself...
about your sexuality, for example.
That night I went home secure in the knowledge,
that for the first time I accepted my own naked body...
and I loved it...
except for my pussy.
So, I sat in the middle of the room with a mirror.
I directed the light between my thighs so I could really see...
Then with my fingers, I opened my pussy and inspected it.
Cut!
Action!
-It was as if I... Sorry... -Go on...
It was as if I had reached the end of an important lesson...
to accept the nude form, to accept myself.
Cut!
Action!
I have a pussy, how beautiful it is!
I'm not sure it's the fairest, compared to the rest of womankind,
but it's mine. I accept it.
Where did you get these lines?
From a girl named Pascale Miller.
Isn't that you, Pascale Miller?
It was me.
Right, I have to go, Mum!
Kisses, see you on Sunday.
That girl was rather good, why didn't they hire her?
Well, she was the one who refused to make the movie.
Well?
Actually, I'd be more interested in making an investigative film...
to give women a chance to talk.
Well, has this got anything to do with my script?
No... Indeed, it has nothing to do with it.
Ah... Do you have a minute?
Come to my office.
This way.
Same to you, motherfucker!
Berger Productions, hello?
I can only suggest you get fucked as often as possible.
It seems to make you smarter.
Hello, Nicolas!
Thanks to your newspaper ad, all the nutcases are heading our way.
The Berger Agency, hello?
Hello, Roger. How are you?
Good!
The Berger Agency, hello?
Ah!
You take over before I crack up,
I'm sick of all this.
The Berger Agency, hello?
Indeed, I'd love to suck it for you, but how can I over a phone-line?
I just talked with some ladies.
Things are perking up.
You are to meet up with a certain "Murielle"...
a journalist of some sort.
What's so special about her?
A nice pair of tits!
Nicolas!
-A little slacker! -Already at the max!
It's too short!
As you can see, I like it when things are unsettled and unplanned.
I'm comfortable in my mess,
I feel like I live nowhere.
-What are you doing? -Well, just having a tidy.
No, you must show total respect for Murielle's environment.
OK!
-Are we all ready? -Yes.
So, let's roll.
-Rolling! -Let's go!
Murielle. Take one!
Not there, they'll see you in the mirror!
Again, you're still in shot!
But I can't get out, I'm stuck.
Hurry up, film costs money!
Okay, cut!
Murielle. Take two.
Murielle, how do you live?
I move on every three months.
I like to make love with men, with women...
two, three, four...
Steady on there...
Come on, suck it, come on...
You little dykes, come on suck me off...
Much better, huh?
Ah yes, carry on, faster...
Ah, my little bees! Better than grapes, eh?
Come on suck it good. Yes, continue...
Ah, yes!
Ah, don't bite, don't bite, that's enough, that's enough!
Ah yes!
Yes!
Ah, yes!
Go ahead, go little ones.
Suck whatever you can find, it's all good. Ah yes!
Oh, yes, yes, yes...
Oh-la-la!
Yes, faster, faster, faster!
Jump to it, finished!
Ah, yes, to you...
Go ahead, over to you now...
No need to fight, girls!
Oh, yeah, that's good, huh?
You both crave for cock, eh? Some good old cock , huh? Yes!
Ah! Yes!
Oh, yes!
Yes, continue...
Yes... yes... yes...
Faster... faster!
Yes, like that... Yes, yes...
Well, I reckon she was a bit spaced out.
We don't need our parents to learn about sex...
Your father didn't come to see us...
He's only interested in gambling.
He's gambling with you, too.
You reckon?
Simon is a cat, and you are a tiny mouse.
One day you'll be eaten.
Don't worry about me.
He's already started on Sophie, though.
It's all fine seeing them in their habitat, but they must have something to say!
Mélodie is right.
Mélodie? What about Mélodie? What's up with Mélodie?
You're not going to start plotting, are you?
I've other things to worry about.
That's their concern, but I still find it sad.
Childbirth is a wonderful thing.
Are you afraid of getting older? Closer to death?
What's going on?
The lab forgot to transfer the sound for sequence 27.
A real champion!
Wham!
Goodbye, children!
I'll find this fucking track 27 eventually.
Can I listen?
-Murielle, how do you live? - I don't like my voice.
I move every...
Nothing could be simpler than women...
Once you've gone to bed, body to body, legs entwined...
the pleasure is limitless.
When did you record this?
-What? -Pascale Miller.
Oh, we did some testing with her.
She read us an excerpt from her book.
Don't erase this tape.
Do you think I'm the kind of guy who erases tapes?
82,000 points, who can beat that?
I won three games in a row.
Including two lottery wins...
You must find me Pascale Miller.
I'm sure I'll get some great material from her.
When cash is involved, so much the better,
but then when it isn't...
When it isn't?
Oh, then we just take it wherever we can find it...
and anyway, for a girl...
that's not really a problem.
We've a cash drawer between our thighs.
Yes...
Oh... God!
Oh, my love!
Did the girls take their panties off?
Why? Are we starting the shoot now?
No, moron, marks on the skin take time to fade.
Ladies, get your panties off!
Oh, excuse me... but I...
I haven't even been made up...
Go to makeup now, then! Who cares?
What can we do?
Oh, bitch!
Oh, it's quite tickly, that thing!
Oh, how sweet, all these little feathers...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Oh, that's sweet...
Hello, I'm Nicole, are you interviewing us?
If you agree.
For once, we are asked to do something beyond spreading our thighs.
-Did you do the commercial for DIM? -Yes, why?
Funny, you know what I said when I saw it?
-No? -This guy knows how to shoot women!
Caress me... Yes, yes, caress me...
Oh, that's nice...
Yes, that's nice...
Yes, both of you! Yes, yes...
That's nice...
Yes, lick me like that, so nice...
Oh, you lick me good... Oh, so nice...
Yes, frig me... Frig me like that, yes, yes...
Yes, just like that, yes, that's nice, so nice!
Yes, yes, that's great!
Again, again, that's lovely...
Your tongue is good...
Yes, yes...
Oh, yes, again, again! Move your tongue, your tongue...
Yes, with the feathers...
Chantal, it's time for your interview with me!
-Certainly not! -Why?
When I'm paid, I agree to do whatever I'm asked,
sadomasochism, sodomy, it's just work,
but apart from all that, I just find it disgusting.
What is disgusting? To talk about your work?
Arrival of Charlotte, action!
Very funny! I know I'm late, no need to add more.
I'm already upset enough.
Can we stop now? It's really not much fun!
So, what happened?
She's gone, sick of being interviewed.
-You must get hold of her again. -No problem.
You see, between commercials and sex,
I can see little difference.
This... is DIM...
This... is erotic...
and this... is porn!
Okay, Nicole, we're going to do the exact same thing over again.
You, Roger, start on her face, then go down to her legs,
and then go up to her hands, following every movement, okay?
Consider it done.
Go!
Nicole. Take three.
You see, between commercials and sex, I can see little difference.
This... is DIM...
This... is erotic...
and this... is porn!
Ah, take that!
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes... Oh, that's good!
This is erotic...
and this is porn!
When I see a girl, I just have to approach her. I can't help myself.
-It's cost you 500 per fuck. -What? 500? Are you crazy?
-You got it? -Well, no!
So, get lost!
Well, how about that?
Eva, you are 24, you are single,
childless... and you've been prostituting yourself for 4 years.
How did it start?
At first I found a job in Paris, as a barmaid.
Screwing customers was right out of the question for me.
I was free, my bosses never forced me.
So you made the decision to prostitute yourself. Why?
I realized that my co-workers were making bigger bucks
without busting their butts
while I was just making peanuts.
So, you decided to do the same as your girlfriends?
Yes, the first time I solicited some guy who was rather good-looking.
I spent the whole night with him.
It wasn't so bad.
Well, I wouldn't say I got a kick out of it...
but it wasn't too much of a hardship either.
The next day, did you feel like you'd finally passed muster?
No, not at all. I was happy...
I had cash.
That's enough. Let's go home.
Yes...
Continue, yes...
Oh, yes... oh, yes, fuck me, fuck me...
Ah, yes... Yes!
Ah, yes!
Well then? What's going on?
What are you thinking?
All the money you'll be hoarding, thanks to my movie.
We all feel down from time to time.
It's perfectly natural.
I trust you, I'm sure your film will be a success.
You are kind...
I don't deserve it though.
I was very rude to you yesterday.
I can't help myself.
Sometimes I just have to let my aggression out...
then it's best you leave me alone for a while.
Let's go to the cinema. They're showing The World's Most Beautiful Swindlers.
-Oh, no! -I want to see the Godard segment.
Aren't you coming?
Maybe you could get some ideas...
Can you spare me any time? No, 'course she can't.
Nobody's got any time in Paris. Are you a teacher?
No, well that doesn't matter. Nobody's got any time...
and yet, it's good to be alive!
Listen to the silence, to walk aimlessly,
to smell the wind, to taste the night,
but nobody's got any time... Nobody takes the time to live!
It swarms, it eats, it drinks, it dies...
but nobody's got any time...
How sad...
Once you've gone to bed, body to body, legs entwined...
the pleasure is limitless.
-You alright? -Yes.
Hello, Charlotte!
Do you think I'd really want to discuss all this?
In your last book...
I wrote that two years ago.
You say:
"I decided one day that my body was mine,
that it existed only to serve my soul, my heart,
and that it should only bring me joy and pleasure as I desired.”
The women I have met so far...
usually get pleasure when their lovers are in the mood.
If they're lucky enough to get pleasure, that is.
Why are you photographing me like this?
Because I want to capture your face and more precisely the soul behind it.
Now that you've photographed me from every angle, can I film you?
Yes... yes...
Pascale Miller. Take one.
It's jasmine tea, I really like the scent.
Nothing pleases me more than the bouquet of jasmine.
Were you happy to be pregnant?
I really wanted this child. I chose the father.
Being pregnant was the best time of my life...
and then in the seventh month, I had an affair with a man.
It was very sweet and made me happy.
We made love a lot.
The body of a pregnant woman really turned him on.
Let's go!
Rolling!
Pascale Miller. Take six.
Do you think there could be an erotic relationship between mother and child?
Yes, a very strong one.
Touching my son's hands and feet,
kissing him,
taking a bath with him...
It really affects me!
The only man who will make love to me when I'm pregnant...
will be the father of my child.
Shall I put on a record?
If you want.
Anything you especially want to hear?
No, I'm not fussed.
Actually... Vivaldi, if you have it?
Have you been to London before?
Yes, when I was in high school.
I love this city, there's a lot more going on there than in Paris.
Are you okay? You look tired.
I would like to make love with you.
Thanks, but I quit.
I'd like to stop too.
Oh, well...
I'll tidy up a bit.
Need any help?
No, stay where you are.
Have you ever had sex with a woman?
I feel like I'm playing a game...
This should really have happened by chance.
I'll make some tea.
You are so beautiful it hurts to look at you.
Do you mind!
Why? Are we not getting along?
I like you very much Simon...
but I don't love you.
I don't expect that much of you.
I want you.
Sir would like to fuck?
Not me.
Follow me.
You like her?
I couldn't have made a better choice.
I'll be waiting for you at the café in Vincennes.
Ah... yes!
Yes!
Yes... yes...
Yes...
-All done? -Yes.
-Good stuff? -It made me hungry.
I'll order something.
Can you spare me any time? No, 'course she can't.
Nobody's got any time... Are you a teacher?
You've already asked me that question.
I am not a teacher,
but now I have all my time...
Really? Is that so?
There, I had to learn to grow up,
and now I am free.
My demons are gone, but I still have my dreams.
Now I can shoot my film.
That night I went home secure in the knowledge
that for the first time I accepted my own naked body...
and I loved it...
The End