漫威丧尸
还有人担心这里缺丧尸吗？ Anybody else concerned about the lack of zombies here?
掠食者往往会跟着食物移动 Predators tend to move on when the food does.
太赞了 Awesome.
看我发现什么 Look what I found.
- 那是昆式战机吗？ - 昆式战机 - Whoa! Was that a Quinjet? - Quinjet.
36XT型 Model 36 XT.
天啊 你真厉害 God, you're good.
走吧 我们去追它 Come on. We're going after it.
- 可能有幸存者吗？ - 应该没有 - Could there be survivors? - Probably not.
战机上一定有一堆装备 But that bird has got to be full of gear.
动作要快 我们听到了 他也会 All right, we gotta move quick. If we heard it, he did, too.
这里没东西 There's nothing in here.
话别说得太早 I wouldn't be so sure.
有了 我收到来自驾驶舱的讯号 There we go. I'm getting a signature from the cockpit.
呃... Uh...
他真的挂了吗？ Is he, like, dead dead?
看来是 Yeah, looks that way.
他肚子里有东西 There's something in his stomach.
可能很重要? Could be important?
重要到吞下去？真假？ Important enough to swallow? Really?
对 也许他想藏起来 Yeah, maybe he was trying to hide it.
我们有人得把它拿出来 Hmm. One of us has to get it.
不是我 上一件恶烂事是我做的 And it's not gonna be me because I did the last gross thing.
好吧 Okay.
- 一、二、三 - 再来 - One, two, three, go! - One, two, three, go! Again.
一、二、三 - One, two, three, go! - One, two, three, go!
一、二、三 One, two, three, go!
- 怎么可能？ - 我知道 - There's no way. - Okay, I get it.
- 我们住在一起 - 真的 - We live together. - Seriously.
- 好 - 再一次? - Okay. - One more go?
一、二、三 One, two, three, go!
- 我怎么都这么衰？ - 你行的 - Why does this always happen to me? - You got it.
- 这是你策划的吗？ - 我对你有信心 - Did you plan this? - I believe in you.
你看到什么？很恶吗？ What do you see? Is it gross?
全都看到了 看太多了 Oh, I see everything. Way too much.
好难闻 Smells bad.
等等 我好像发现了东西 What-- Wait, I think... I think I found something.
这是什么？ What is this?
- 拜托 - 你看起来死透了 - Come on. - I mean, you looked so dead!
莉莉 他一副死人样 Riri, he looked dead!
太扯了啦 Ah, shoot, that was crazy.
下次换你们把手伸进丧尸的内脏 Why don't you put your hands in the zombie guts next time?
免谈 No way.
星期五 F.R.I.D.A.Y.!
鹰眼 Hawkeye.
喔 Whoa!
听我口令 On my mark.
开始 Go.
星期五？星期五 你还好吗？ F.R.I.D.A.Y.? F.R.I.D.A.Y., are you okay?
系统过载 关机进行修复 System's overloaded. Powering down for repairs.
她还撑着 Whew. She's still kicking.
哇塞 Damn!
快走... Move, move, move!
我们走 快点 Come on, let's go! Let's go!
卡玛拉 盾牌 Kamala, shields!
太好了 我拿到密技箭 Oh, awesome, I got a trick arrow.
正好派上用场 Good time to use it, huh?
开玩笑 我得等留到特殊场合用 Are you kidding? I got to save it for a special occasion.
今晚炉子很热 Stove's nice and hot tonight.
大晴天 不必开冷凝器 It was a sunny day. We didn't have to run the condenser.
要是太阳能板会做菜 我们就不必离开了 If only solar panels made food, then we'd never have to leave.
抱歉 你妈设想真周到 Sorry, your mom thought of everything.
她老觉得有坏事会发生 Well, she lived her life expecting something bad to happen.
她想的没错 I guess she was right.
是啊 Yeah.
也许我奶奶跟她的感觉一样 Maybe she just had a feeling like the one my nani had
所以她才寄手环给我 that made her send me my bangle.
我们都比不上莉莉 从托尼·斯塔克的无头尸体上偷走盔甲 Hey, Riri has us all beat, stealing armor from Tony Stark's headless body.
他又没在用 He wasn't using it.
- 酷喔 - 我们在看什么？ - Oh, cool. - What are we looking at?
这是发射器 It's a transmitter.
非常厉害 Very hardcore.
跨星际传播用的子空间放大器 Subspace amplifiers for cross-galactic broadcasts,
以我没见过的频率振动 oscillating at a frequency I've never seen before.
可是它好小 But it's so small.
我不觉得 I don't think it is.
现在很小 但原本不是这大小 I mean, it's small now, but it wasn't built at this size.
它在散发量子同位素 很可能是被... It's radiating quantum isotopes, so most likely it's been...
缩小了 Shrunk.
你怎么不指我？我也知道 Why didn't you point at me? I... knew that.
谁把子空间发射器缩成糖果球大小? So who shrunk a subspace transmitter to the size of a jawbreaker?
让我来 Allow me.
固件用与地点相关的量子加密 The firmware is cobbled together S.H.I.E.L.D. code
跟神盾局密码凑了起来 with location-dependent quantum encryption.
我需要主机板才能破解 但从诠释资料看来 I need one of their motherboards to fully crack it, but from the metadata,
这是生命机会计划的一环 this was part of something called Project Lifeshot,
拯救地球摆脱丧尸瘟疫的最后努力 a last-ditch effort to save the planet from the zombie plague.
有人觉得这玩意能拯救地球？ Some people thought this thing could save the world?
某些非常聪明的人 对 Some very smart people, yes.
我们得拿去神盾局基地 We have to get it to a S.H.I.E.L.D. base.
那些基地应该没了 I don't really think they have those anymore.
我也这么想 I thought so too.
神盾局网络支离破碎 但我收到俄亥俄州的讯号 The S.H.I.E.L.D. network is in tatters, but I'm getting a ping from Ohio.
你上了神盾局网络？怎么会？ You're on the S.H.I.E.L.D. network? Wait, how?
因为我是我 Because I'm me.
就这样 我们得把它交给会用的人 That's it. We have to get this thing to people who can use it.
你是说离开？ You mean leave?
不行 这里有我们需要的一切 No. We have everything we need here.
除了希望之外 Except hope of any kind.
- 希望又不能吃 - 没错 - You can't eat hope. - Hmm, true.
也不能逃避 那不是复仇者联盟的作风 Well, you can't hide from it either. That's not what the Avengers would do.
- 这也没错 - 每次我们进城 - Yeah, that's also true. - Your favorite Avenger tries to eat you
- 你最喜欢的复仇者就想吃你 - 真的 - every time we go into the city. - Yeah, he totally does.
如果这个发射器有一丝机会救人 If there's even a tiny chance that transmitter can help people,
我们就得把它送去该去的地方 we have to get it to where it's going.
她说得满有道理的 I mean, she kind of has a point.
我们能到俄亥俄的机率是5% I put the chances of making it to Ohio at 5%.
- 5%？ - 如果我们三个一起呢？ - Five? - If we're all together, us three?
好 10% Okay, ten.
要是搭你每晚都在钻研的车呢? And if we take the sweet ride you've been wrenching on every night?
乌胡拉号? The Uhura?
好吧 20% Okay, 20.
别忘了我的密技箭 And do not forget about my trick arrow.
对 我还是坚持20% Yeah. I'm gonna hold strong at 20.
成交 那就20% 何时出发？ Sold, 20 it is. When do we leave?
好啦 乌胡拉号应该展开处女航 Come on! The Uhura deserves her maiden voyage.
好 我们去拯救世界吧 Oh, fine. Let's go save the world.
耶 乌胡拉号的处女航 Oh, yeah! Maiden voyage of the USS Uhura, baby!
前进 一号副手 Engage, number one.
复仇者 透过我转交 Avenger, through me,
你们女王的礼物 a gift from your queen.
成为她的手... Become her hand...
成为她的继承人 Become her scion.
我看到绿色的东西 I spy something green.
- 我发誓 如果又是树 卡玛拉... - 当然不是 拜托 - I swear, if it is another tree-- - No, of course not. Come on.
是灌木丛 It was a bush.
灌木丛？当然是灌木丛 对 A bush? Of course, it's a bush. Of course. Right.
好 换我 Okay, my turn.
我看到...我看到... Uh, I spy... Hmm, I spy...
我去 Dude!
怎么会这样? What did that?
我不知道 I... I have no idea.
真的吗？没概念？ Really? Nothing?
对 不要太习惯 Yeah. Don't get used to it.
我们本来要越过那座山脉 Well, we were gonna have to drive over that range.
- 那里应该有更多山 - 对 - There should be more mountain there. - Hmm. Yeah.
我会告知公园管理处 I'll alert the park service.
闭嘴啦 凯特 Oh, shut up, Kate.
我们抄捷径 Yeah, we're taking the shortcut.
奇怪 这里什么都没有 All right, this is weird. There's, like, nothing here.
你想是丧尸干的吗？ You think the zombies did this?
如果看到他们 我会停下来问 Well, if I see one, I'm gonna pull over and ask.
这梗不错嘛 莉莉 Oh, not bad, Riri.
神盾局基地干嘛设在俄亥俄? What's a S.H.I.E.L.D. base doing in Ohio anyway?
隐藏 那是神盾局的常态 Hiding. That's what S.H.I.E.L.D. does.
是啊 Yeah.
那个风暴蛮美的 The storm is kind of beautiful.
哇哦 Oh, wow.
我以前很喜欢待在房间里看 I used to love watching them, safe inside my room.
奇怪 我好久没感到安全了 Weird. I haven't felt safe in so long.
没错 这样感觉真好 You're right. This feels nice.
不只是因为我们根本待在坦克里 And it's not just because we're basically in a tank.
不客气 You're welcome.
因为我们不再躲藏了 It's because we're not hiding anymore.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
那些云越来越近了吗？ Are those clouds getting closer?
是啊 没错 Yeah, they are.
这样不正常 This isn't normal.
云不会移动得那么快 Clouds don't move that fast.
莉莉 开快点 Riri, drive faster.
怎么搞的？小心 What the hell? Look out!
- 好险 - 开快点... - That was close! - Drive faster! Drive faster!
- 快啊 冲... - 喔 - Come on! Go, go, go! - Whoa!
说真的 我以为这车子马力超强 Seriously, I thought this thing had power.
小心 Look out!
- 你们还好吗？ - 还好 - Are... y'all okay? - Oh, yeah.
星期五呢？ Where's F.R.I.D.A.Y.?
星期五？ F.R.I.D.A.Y.?
星期五 报告 F.R.I.D.A.Y., report.
快走... Come on, let's go, let's go!
天啊... Oh, God. Oh, God.
天啊 怎么回事？ Oh, God! What is happening?
我们的捷径好到不像话 I guess our shortcut was too good to be true.
是风暴把山劈出一个坑吗？ You think the storm is what tore a hole in that mountain range?
这假设还不赖 卡玛拉 Not a terrible hypothesis, Kamala.
我不知道这是什么 但绝对不是风暴 I don't know what this is, but this is definitely no storm.
你...那边 你们看 Hey, do you... Hey, hey, hey, there! There, look, look.
看到没？ Y'all see that?
那些是人吗？ Are those people?
天啊 Oh, God.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
打起精神 大家 Look alive, people.
大阵仗来了 Here we go.
严阵以待 坚守位置 Stay tight. Keep your positions.
三角洲队形 开始 Delta formation. Go!
- 作战功能已恢复 - 赞 - Combat function restored. - Yes!
这样才对 上 There's my girl. Let's go!
- 丧尸 - 不是 - Zombie. - Negative.
这是无机物 而且严重受损 The being is inorganic and heavily damaged.
那才是丧尸 That is a zombie.
- 不会吧 - 快走... - Hell no! - Move, move, move.
看看这宝贝有多厉害 Let's see what this baby's got.
完蛋 Shit.
凯特 不... Kate! No! No! No!
卡玛拉 别去 Kamala, stop!
我可不想这样测试 Oh, this is not how I wanted to test this.
不...天啊 No, no, no! Oh, God!
星期五 接住 带卡玛拉离开 F.R.I.D.A.Y., take this and get Kamala out of here.
- 可是威廉姆斯小姐... - 快点 星期五 - But Ms. Williams-- - Now, F.R.I.D.A.Y.!
莉莉 拜托 不要 Riri, please! No!
拜托 星期五 带我回去 Please, F.R.I.D.A.Y., take me back.
没办法 克汗小姐 I can't do that, Ms. Khan.
- 往正西方跑 去俄亥俄 - 什么？ - Run due west, get to Ohio. - Wait, what?
现在靠你了 It's up to you now.
你要去哪？ Where are you going?
我失去第一个主人 不能再失去一个 I lost my first owner. I won't lose another.
请带我走 Take me with you, please.
她们需要我帮忙 星期五 They need my help. F.R.I.D.A.Y.!
星期五 回来 F.R.I.D.A.Y., come back!
天啊 Oh, God.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
天啊... Oh, God. Oh, God.
天啊 你们 Oh, my God! Guys!
你们两个？ Guys?
你是谁？怎么... Who are you? What did...
你是什么东西？ What... What are you?
你要我怎样？ What do you want from me?
大家叫我刀锋战士 They call me Blade.
我想去墨西哥喝玛格丽特 I want to go to Mexico and drink a margarita,
但孔苏要我穿越美国 but Khonshu wanted me to race across the country
帮忙进入山谷的那些笨蛋 and help the fools that went into that valley.
嘿...莉莉... Kate... Riri...
拜托带我回去 她们需要我帮忙 Please, please take me back. They need my help.
你的朋友走了 你也该走了 Your friends are gone. You should be, too.
闭嘴...别这么说 带我回去 Shut up! Shut up! Don't say that. Take me back!
不 那是断神山谷 No. That's the Valley of the Broken Gods.
断神？ Uh, Broken Gods?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
两个威力无穷的实体 彼此都无法击败对方 Two beings of immense power, each unable to beat the other,
只在有人笨到引起他们注意时才会暂停 pausing only to destroy those dumb enough to get their attention.
你怎么知道这些？ How do you know all this?
我不知道 但孔苏知道 I don't, but Khonshu does,
就像他知道你带的装置有何价值 just as he knows the value of the device you carry.
我朋友因为这个而死 My friends died for this.
如果你以为能从我手中夺走... If you think you're just gonna be able to take it from me, I--
孔苏是夜间旅人的朋友 Khonshu is a friend of the night traveler.
我们带你去俄亥俄 We'll take you to Ohio.
就这样？ Just like that?
就这样 Just like that.
孔苏是你想像中的朋友吗？ So Khonshu is your imaginary friend?
朋友的朋友 A friend of a friend.
他的化身在瘟疫中逝去 现在这个神附在我身上 His avatar was lost in the plague. Now the deity acts through me.
所以你是半神人？ So you're, like, half god?
我的手环有魔力 My bangle's magic.
很好 Cool.
(欢迎莅临俄亥俄)
我们到了 We are here.
我们很快就会被发现 We'll be found soon.
发现？被神盾局吗？ Found? By S.H.I.E.L.D.?
不是 No.
说明来意 State your business.
谁说的？ Who said that?
说明来意 State your business!
我们在找北方研究院 We're looking for the North Institute.
好 顺着这条路走 Hmm. Okay, follow the path.
放心 他们不会咬人 Don't worry, they will not bite.
- 我不相信他们 - 放下拳头 没必要 - Hmm. I don't trust them. - Lower your fist. There is no need.
(靠拢)
你怎么做到的？ How are you doing that?
为控制人类而研发的神经制剂 A neurological agent developed to control humans.
在丧尸身上效果更好 Works even better on zombies.
他们为我们的家提供伪装 They provide camouflage for our home.
她以前有养猪 She used to have pigs.
丧尸吃了它们 The zombies ate them.
为什么戴披风 眼睛发光？ Why the cape and the glowing eyes?
我是埃及月神孔苏的化身 I am the avatar of Khonshu, the Egyptian God of the Moon.
抱歉我问了 Mmm, I'm sorry I asked.
我们温血的客人不多 We don't get many warm-blooded guests.
什么风把你们吹来？ What brings you here?
我们在坠毁于纽约的昆式战机上发现这个 Um, so we found this in a Quinjet crash in New York.
我们知道它是神盾局阻止瘟疫计划的一环 We know it's part of some S.H.I.E.L.D. plan to stop the plague,
却不懂它没有神盾局主机板如何运作 but can't really see what it does without a S.H.I.E.L.D. motherboard.
嘿 Hey...
我们有一块神盾局主机板 we have a S.H.I.E.L.D. motherboard.
对... Yeah...
对 所以我们才来 Yeah, that's, um, why we're here.
你们能帮我们吗？ Will you please help us?
这装置会发射加密的子空间频率 Hmm, the device emits an encrypted subspace frequency
特别设计来联系一个星际权威 specifically designed to contact an intergalactic authority
叫新星军团 called the Nova Corps.
所以莉莉说对了 So Riri was right.
为何联系太空族群？ Why call space people?
神盾局相信他们拥有 能修复我们世界的科技 S.H.I.E.L.D. believed they have the technology to heal our world.
太棒了 快打开 我们来拯救世界 Great. Turn it on. Let's save the world.
对...好主意 Uh, yes. Yes. Good... good ideas.
没办法 We can't.
瓦坎达事件的落尘 使我们大气层散布着讯号 Fallout from the Wakanda events scatter signals in our atmosphere.
无线电波无法进出 No radio waves get out or make it in.
(无讯号)
传播必须来自大气层外 The broadcast would have to be from outside our atmosphere.
- 太空吗？ - 没错 计划原本如此 - Um, what, like space? - Exactly. That was the plan.
但在部署之前 他们的基地却被一群丧尸入侵 But just before deployment could happen, their base was overrun by a zombie horde.
他们一定是用皮姆粒子把它微型化偷运出去 They must have miniaturized it with Pym Particles to smuggle it out.
他们一定走头无路 They must have been desperate.
对 后来只好把它吞下去 Yep. Desperate enough to swallow it afterwards.
你怎么知道？ Ugh. How do you know that?
相信我就是了 Uh, just trust me.
重要的是凯特和莉莉说对了 Look, what's important is that Kate and Riri were right,
- 这个装置可能改变一切 - 只要我们把它送到大气层外 - and this device could change everything. - If we get it outside the atmosphere.
外太空 Outer space.
那应该不难 Oh-ho. That should be easy.
我帮这女孩和她的怪朋友建造火箭 I'll just build this girl and her strange friend a rocket.
实在太荒谬了 Hmm? This is ridiculous.
或许孔苏能把它送到太空 Maybe Khonshu man can take it to space.
你能上太空吗 孔苏男？ Can you go to space, Khonshu man?
嘘 Shh.
安静 他们发现我们了 Quiet. They have found us.
什么？ What?
谁发现我们？ Who found us?
丧尸大军 The zombie horde.
只有一个人 不是什么大军 Hmm, it's just one person. There's no horde.
一个丧尸叫大军吗？ You call one zombie a horde?
不 我注意的是那双红眼睛 No, it's the red eyes I am noticing.
她跟你来的吗？ Hmm. Is she with you?
她是女王的继承人 She is a scion of the Queen.
什么女王？ What queen?
亡者女王 The Queen of the Dead.
旺达·马克西莫夫 Wanda Maximoff.
复仇者？ The... The Avenger?
我们找的在这里 What we seek is here.
美国队长 Captain America.
终于 人家将永远歌颂的战役来了 Finally, the battle they will sing about for ages.
老爸你看 大军压境 Hey, Daddy, look, there's the horde.
我想这就是他们要的 I think this is what they want.
- 就战斗位置 - 是 女儿们 - Battle stations! - Yes, my daughters.
战役降临 The battle is here.
战役开始 The battle is now!
(矛)
我们要保护我们的第二故乡吗？ Will we protect our adopted land?
要 Yes!
丧尸会尝到我们高尚的血肉吗？ Will the zombies taste our noble flesh?
不会 No!
不死族会啃咬我们的正义之骨吗？ Will the undead gnaw our righteous bones?
不会 No!
他们的腐朽骸骨也配玷污我们圣洁的家园吗？ Will their rotting flesh stain our sacred home?
- 当然不会 - 不会 - Hell no! - No!
我们会将该死之人送回他们的孤寂坟墓吗? Will we return the damned to their lonely graves?
- 当然会 - 对 - Damn right, we will. - Yes!
等着 Hold.
- 我们会让他们饱受饥饿吗? - 会 - Will we send them to darkness hungry? - Yes!
等着 Hold.
今晚我们绝不会失败 This is not the night we fall!
动手 Now!
砰... Boom, boom, boom!
砰... Boom, boom!
结束了吗？我们赢了？ Dude, is it over? Did we... Did we just win?
还没 Not yet.
94区遭攻破 他们在屋顶上 Sector 94 breached. They're on the roof.
马上去 We're on it.
(出口)
队长在通风管里 The Captain is in the ducts.
命中注定的时候到了 My destiny has arrived.
他为我而来 把我当对手 He's drawn to me, his equal.
想来个出其不意 Tries to surprise me.
我懂你的意思 I hear you.
另一半的你在哪里？ Where's the other half of you?
愿主佑我 Bismillah
别让那东西到达基地 Don't let that thing reach the base.
太扯了 咬人算作弊 That's crazy! Biting is cheating.
我在抵挡包围攻势 I'm holding back a siege here.
需要帮忙吗？ Need a hand?
下...地狱吧 Go to... hell!
我成功了 I did it.
那首歌将荡气回肠 The song will be glorious.
没人会唱那种歌 No one will sing songs about that.
(生命征象)
女儿们倒下 启动42号计划 The daughters are down. Initiate plan 42.
边打边撤 Fight and retreat.
我们走 Let's go.
- 梅琳娜 - 保护那个女孩 - Melina. - Protect the girl.
她手中掌握着未来 She holds the future in her hands.
我的小冬熊 My winter bear!
不 No!
不 我的小冬熊 不 No, my winter bear, no.
快啊 Come on.
快啊... Come on, come on.
快啊 Come on!
亡者 The dead,
他们追随你？ they follow you?
不 他们追随科学 No, they follow science.
见见女王的追随者 Meet those who follow the Queen.
- 低头 - 什么？ - Duck. - What?
低头 Duck.
原来这就是你的本领 Whoa! That's how you do that, then.
哇哦 Wow!
该走了 Time to go.
妈妈？妈妈 Mama? Mama!
她走了 She's gone.
我们用每一次呼吸纪念她 We honor her with every breath we take.
不 从亡者手中夺回地球来纪念她 No. We will honor her by taking this planet back from the dead.
你的装置 Your device,
我们会送上太空 we're taking it to space.
谢谢 Thank you.
但我们没有太空船 But we don't have a ship.
我知道去哪里找 I know where to find one.