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翻譯 Eunice 克里斯 伊森澤生
校對 微博@少年影視派
時間軸 伊森澤生
后期 雷鳴
總監 蘇葵
忙碌 黛布拉 三連
第二集
社團 Clubs
不僅是有趣的消遣 not only are they a fun distraction,
更幫助創造了集體 but they help create a community --
一個孤立 排外的集體 an isolated, exclusive community.
我真的希望我們今年能被選入側手翻社團 I really hope we make the cut for cartwheel club this year.
他們正尋找新成員參加40年世界巡演 They're looking for new members for their 40-year world tour.
能連續巡演40年一直是我的夢想 It's always been my dream to tour for 40 years.
從我小的時候起 Ever since I was a little girl,
我就想看自己的名字出現在那名單上 I've wanted to see my name on a list.
黛布拉 Debra!
太棒了 Yes!
還有... And...
什么 What?
真不敢相信我沒進名單 I can't believe I'm not on the list.
不然你以為呢 Well, what did you expect?
你又不會做側手翻 You can't do a cartwheel.
這沒什么好尷尬的 And that's nothing to be embarrassed about.
你該引以為恥才對 It's something to be ashamed of.
這簡直是天大的喜事 This is so huge.
原來我比我自己以為的還要特別 Turns out I'm even more special than I thought.
原來人們是能看到我的 Turns out people can see me.
我等不及在早午餐時聽你們的事了 I can't wait to hear all about you guys at brunch.
顯然我們今天參加不了早午餐了 Well, obviously we can't make brunch today.
我們要做更有意思的事 We're doing something more fun.
這對我來說其實正好 Well, that's actually perfect for me
因為我今天也參加不了早午餐 because I actually can't make brunch either.
我要跟我兒子特雷登度過美好的親子時光 I'm gonna be spending some quality time with my son, Trayden.
我好幾周沒見他了 所以... I haven't seen him in weeks, so...
媽 媽 Mom, mom!
我進社團了 I made the club!
他們現在是我的家人了 They're my family now.
你們的試鏡是我們見過的最棒的之一 You had some of the best auditions we've ever seen.
我叫提米 側手翻社團之王 I'm Timmy, king of cartwheel club.
我叫塔米 側手翻社團之王 And I'm Tammy, king of cartwheel club,
當然 你們就是黛布拉 黛布拉以及... and you of course are Debra, Debra, and...
我想說「德巴」 I want to say Derba.
我叫黛布拉 My name is Debra.
抱歉 我覺得你長得像是叫「德巴」的人 Sorry, you just look like a Derba to me.
你一定經常聽別人這樣說 You must get that all the time.
是啊 I must.
都進去吧 All in!
抱歉 德布拉 僅限團員 Sorry, Derbra, members only.
我們說側手翻 你們說社團 When we say cart, you say wheel club.
-側手翻 -社團 - Cart! - Wheel club!
這樣正好 That's perfect.
反正我壓根不想進側手翻社團 I didn't want to be a part of cartwheel club anyway.
又笑又抱的 也不知哪來的優越感 I mean, laughing and hugging, how condescending.
終于 有人給我騰出地方 Finally, someone has made a safe space for me
安全地練習倒立了 to be upside down.
我的技能終于得到了認可 感覺太好了 It is so nice to be recognized for all of my skill.
大家都聚過來一下 Everyone gather round.
歡迎各位新成員 Welcome, new members.
你們齊聚在此是因為你們都能完成 You're all here because you're capable of executing
人體所能施展的最厲害的技藝 the greatest feat the human body can perform,
側手翻 the cartwheel.
好樣的 孩子 Great job, kid.
去給我買點好東西 Go buy me something nice.
這不會輕松 你們不會享受其中滋味的 Now, this won't be easy, and you're not going to like it.
我們會把你們逼到崩潰邊緣 We are going to push you to the brink.
我們所說的崩潰邊緣是指舞臺上的焦點 And by the brink, we mean the spotlight.
你們的第一場側手翻比賽就在今晚進行 Your first cartwheel competition is tonight,
優勝者將加入我們的巡演 and the winners will join us on tour.
我們將從側手翻的基礎動作開始比 We're going to start with the foundation of the cartwheel,
有些人會說這是最簡單的部分 some would say the easiest part,
也就是站起來 standing up.
他們要我們站起來 They want us to stand up?
這超出我們能力范圍了 We're out of our league here.
我們必須玩陰的才行 We are gonna have to play dirty.
親自出馬解決問題 Taking matters into our own hands.
不 是注射類固醇到我們的手臂里 No, shooting steroids into our own arms.
老天 真牛逼 Oh, my god. Epic.
我本來以為那是佳得樂 I thought that was gatorade.
我們是不是該先看看有哪些副作用 Should we read the side effects first?
閉麥吧 Zip it.
關你這小矮子屁事 What are you, 4'2"?
嘿 嘿 嚯 嚯 Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
我不想加入側手翻社團 I didn't want to be in cartwheel club.
嘿 嘿 嚯 嚯 Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
我不想加入側手翻社團 I didn't want to be in cartwheel club.
嘿 嘿 嚯 嚯 Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
嘿 你要去哪兒 Hey, where are you going?
回來 我在跟你說話呢 Come back. I'm talking to you.
我來猜猜看 Oh, let me guess.
你也要去側手翻社團 對嗎 You're going to cartwheel club too.
如果你不讓我 Well, if you're not gonna let me
把我對朋友的怨氣發泄到你身上 project my feelings about my friends on to you,
那我就只能去默默監視她們了 I guess I'll just go spy on them in silence!
拒絕側手翻社團
加油 黛布拉 加油 黛布拉 Go, Debra! Go, Debra!
加油 黛布拉 Go, Debra.
以及另一個黛布拉 And, Debra,
還不錯 但也算不上優秀 not bad, but not good either.
不過你們已經比其他人都好了 But you're better than everyone else,
也就是說你們沒他們那么爛 which makes you less bad than them.
我覺得你們有潛力 I think you've got potential,
也就是說你們是有機會的 which means you're on your way.
總而言之 你們也許能加入巡演 Bottom line is you might just make the tour.
前提是 你們好好表現 If you play your cards right.
簡直再清楚不過了 It couldn't be more clear.
他們剛剛說我們肯定能參加巡演 They just said we're definitely going on tour.
我絕對不要這樣被拋下 I will not be left alone like this.
好了 各位 All right, everybody.
一小時后開始盛大的側手翻比賽 One hour until the big cartwheel competition.
這是你們證明自己有能力 This is your last chance to prove you've got
參加漫漫40年巡演的最后機會 what it takes to go on tour for 40 years.
那可是4個十年啊 That's four decades.
我們會看著的 We'll be watching.
我們得注射更多類固醇 We need more 'roids.
不好 副作用出現了 Oh, no, the side effects!
我操 蜥蜴在作弊 Holy crap, the lizards are cheating!
蠑螈的眼睛 Eye of newt,
青蛙的腳趾 toe of frog,
小龍蝦的肉 shrimp of scampi.
如果我享受不到樂趣 if I'm not having fun,
那任何人都休想享受樂趣 nobody is having fun!
歡迎大家參加側手翻社團的慶典 Come one, come all to the cartwheel jubilee.
共同見證偉大的美國側手翻的公開表演 Bear witness to the spectacle of the great american cartwheel.
如果發生緊急事件 In the event of an emergency,
請注意最近的出口 take note of the nearest exit.
記住 出口可能很小很小哦 Please keep in mind that it may be really, really small.
接下來掌聲有請側手翻社團的吉祥物 Please put your hands together for the cartwheel club mascot,
購物車輪輪 wheelie the cart!
我愛你 輪輪 I love you, wheelie!
正式開場啦 And they're off!
接下來 是黛布拉帶來的表演 Coming up next, we've got Debra!
和她一起表演的 也是黛布拉 And joining her, it's Debra!
哎咿呀喂 我迫不及待要享受樂趣了 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I can't wait to have some fun!
我愛側手翻 Me love cartwheel!
不要啊 No!
彈珠 側手翻選手的氪星石 Marbles, a cartwheeler's kryptonite!
也有人稱之為他們的阿喀琉斯之踵 Some would say their achilles heel.
現在不是提希臘神話的時候 Now is not the time for greek mythology.
那是排在8點15分的節目 That's an 8:15.
-這都是你的錯 -這不是我的錯 - This is your fault. - This is not my fault.
-這都是你的錯 -這都是你的錯 - This is your fault! - This is your fault!
好了 好了 There, there,
現在由德巴來拯救你們 Derba's got you now.
黛布拉 我真是太感謝你 Debra, I can't thank you enough
搭救我們 免得我們把自己坑死了 for saving us from ourselves today.
我們沒能參加巡演 我心中甚至滿懷感激 I'm so grateful we didn't make the tour.
我可無法堅持那種生活方式40年 I can't keep up that lifestyle for 40 years.
也可能是30年 但... 30 maybe, but...
更重要的是 我學到了寶貴的教訓 Most importantly, I learned a really valuable lesson --
那就是 我很怕你 that I am scared of you.
現在我們有了可以一起捧腹大笑的共同經歷了 And now we have a shared experience we can all laugh about.
我們為側手翻這么愚蠢的東西 Isn't it so funny that we almost died
差點喪命 真是好笑死了 不是嗎 over something as silly as a cartwheel?
那可不是這事發生的原因 That's not why this happened.
黛布拉 你這次真的瘋了[失去彈珠]Debra, this time you really lost your marbles.
哇 我入選巡演隊伍了 Wow, I made the tour!
太棒了 Yes!