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[SOUND] Ho hum.
Double ho-hum. Heck with it.
Let's shoot the works triple ho-hum.
Here I am waking up in the same
old bed, facing the same old morning routine.
Stuck in this the same old stretch.
Oh um, same old food have you ever had a day when you feel
like you've slept and eaten it all.
All the color has gone out of my life.
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Good morning, Jon. [SOUND]
>> Good morning, Garfield.
Garfield? >> Yes, Jon?
All the color has gone out of our lives.
>> So I've noticed.
>> Let's take a vacation. >> Uh, vacation?
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Rest and relaxation.
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[SOUND].
>> Is that all you want to take on our vacation, Garfield?
>> There's just one more tiny item.
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>> You, can't be serious.
>> I didn't pack 200 miles of extension cord for nothing.
>> Help me.
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>> I wonder where we're going on our vacation.
Hawaii might be nice.
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Oh boy, this is the life.
Sun, surf, and miles of sparkling white sand.
[SOUND].
>> Help. Help.
The volcano has errupted and my
father's village is about to be destroyed.
>> Your father's village, you say?
>> Oh, yes. He is the chief.
If you could save us, he would give you my hand in marriage.
All you have to do is stop the molten lava flow.
>> Stop the molten lava flow?
You're cute. But you're not that cute.
Acapulco would be a gas.
[MUSIC]
Hark! What have we here?
Why, it's a sombrero and a beautiful senorita.
I will attempt to impress her by doing a hat dance.
[MUSIC]
How about a date, senorita?
>> Oh, I don't think my brother would let me.
>> Why's that?
>> He's pretty upset about what you did to his sombrero.
>> [NOISE]
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>> Venice sounds like my speed.
[MUSIC]
Where to next, contessa?
>> How about to my place for some lasagna?
>> Some lasagna? That'd be great.
Wherever we're going, it's gonna be fun cause it's not gonna be here.
[MUSIC]
Don't keep me in suspense, big fella.
Where are we going on our vacation?
Hawaii?
Rio? The Riviera?
Or will it simply be a Caribbean cruise?
>> Garfield, are you ready for this?
Pack you pump tent, we're going camping.
[SOUND]
>> I'll try to contain my excitement.
Ho-hum. [MUSIC]
Oh hum.
>> We are going camping, oh boy, oh boy.
Camping we are going. [NOISE].
Sleep in a tent, not pay no rent.
Oh boy, oh boy.
>> We're going camping. Whoop-a-dee-do.
Haha, wee, clap paws [INAUDIBLE] with glee.
I'm so excited I could just barf.
Don't get me wrong, camping isn't all that bad.
And beside from the inconvenience, dampness, filth,
second rate food during insects and
cold nights it's kind of fun.
Speaking of fun.
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>> Thanks Garfield I was looking for that.
Well, boys we're all packed.
Are you ready to go camping, Garfield?
>> I don't know how to break this to you Jon.
I'd really love to go but I have
to stay home and pluck my nose hairs.
>> Are you ready Odie? >> Ruff ruff ruff ruff
>> Odie's going too? That's it.
Include me out.
I'd rather be declawed than go
camping with that slobbering, flea hotel.
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>> Ah, you know boys, everything a
man needs is provided by the wilderness.
Man doesn't need much.
Just give me a sunset. Give me a sunrise.
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You could find when I'm out in the rough,
>> Give me my catnip, a sofa to scratch,
give me lasagna, make it a triple batch, give me
a pillow with plenty of fluff, that's all I
need to get by when I'm out in the rough.
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Morning >> Good morning, rangers.
>> Name? >> Jon Arbuckle.
>> How long will you be staying?
>> We'll be staying a week. >> A week?
I'll be covered with moss in a week.
>> Is that your cat?
>> Yes, it is. >> My condolences.
>> Come on, let me hurt him.
>> Have a safe stay, Mr. Arbuckle.
>> Why? There aren't any bears out there, are there?
>> No. The most dangerous animal we have is a beaver with
a nasty disposition.
>> Ok, well, thank you muchly.
[MUSIC]
>> Where is my TV? >> [MUSIC]
>> You've seen my blanket?
>> [MUSIC]
>> Now you're talking.
>> [MUSIC]
>> Give me sandbox. >> [MUSIC]
>> Yeah, where's my stuff?
[MUSIC]
Get out of the food, Garfield.
It'll be carefully metered out to last exactly one week.
>> Where's the rest of it? >> Huh, huh, huh.
>> O, Odie, let me help you with that.
[NOISE] Here, here, Garfield, take the coffee pot
down to the lake and fill it with water.
[MUSIC]
>> Your wish is my command, master.
>> Odie get out of there. Come, come on boy.
Shew, shew boy, shew.
>> Here's your water, master. >> Good boy Garfield.
>> Yes master, thank you master.
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[NOISE] What the heck is that? Uh, ah, ah!
There' a fish in there!
Take it down to lake and get rid of it.
That didn't take long.
>> The lake isn't [SOUND] that far.
>> Well, there it is boys.
My brand new, super deluxe tent It's
water tight, bullet proof, and sleeps three.
Somehow it looked larger in the ad.
Isn't the great outdoors great Garfield?
>> It would be greater if it were inside.
>> And that sunset.
Isn't it a glorious sight? All orange and red.
>> You just described lasagna.
>> Isn't it that a wonder? >> You bet.
I'm wondering where's my bed, where's
my TV set where's my sandbox.
>> Ah, ah, well old buddy, we have a big day tomorrow.
>> Be still my beating heart.
>> Let's say we relax to some beautiful music fellas.
>> [SOUND]
>> Okay, let's see what's on the radio.
>> We interrupt this program to bring you a news bulletin.
The deadly panther which escaped from the local zoo
this morning has been reported in the Lake Woebegone area.
All residents are warned to stay
inside until the beast is captured.
We now return to our regular broadcast of fun music.
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>> That's it pack it in we're going
home I don't wanna be a panther snack.
>> Hang on old buddy we're in absolutely no danger.
Lake Wovagon is miles from here we're safe as can be trust me.
You know this reminds me of an old campfire song.
My mother used to sing. >> [SOUND].
>> He's going to entertain us.
>> It goes something like this.
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I don't miss the city. >> I do.
>> The flashing neon lights.
I don't miss the traffic, coming home from work at night.
>> Oh.
>> The tension on the turnpike,
you can cut it with a knife. >> I missed my tension.
>> No, I don't miss the city cuz campin is my life.
Campin is my life.
[MUSIC]
Uh, bees, wheeze uh, please.
[MUSIC]
>> Take me home. Well boys lets hit the hay.
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[SOUND]
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>> [SOUND]
>> [LAUGH] >> [SOUND]
>> [LAUGH] Stop it. Stop it.
[MUSIC]
[SOUND]
>> Uh, uh that was funny the
first time Odie but, enough is enough.
>> Where are we? What happened?
Are we having fun yet?
>> The funniest thing happened Garfield.
Odie was licking my feet and they
just rolled down the hill into the lake.
>> Hey Odie, why don't you go play with something poisonous.
[SOUND] >> Wonder where they are.
>> I don't know.
We better leave them a note and keep looking.
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>> Where's the bacon I packed? >> I ate it.
>> Where are the biscuits? >> I ate em.
>> Where are the eggs? >> Don't look at me Charlie.
That egg sucking dog of yours got to em first.
>> Where's our food?
It was declared a midnight snack.
>> All that leaves us with is a dried fruit.
>> Bon appetit, mon frere.
>> How are we supposed to camp
when you guys eat all of the food?
It's not like I can go to the store and get more.
Here we are, miles from [INAUDIBLE]
>> I think this is my cue to exit.
>> [INAUDIBLE] dried fruit! Dried fruit, did you hear me?
This is a heck of a note, we could die out here or something.
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>> This looks like a good place
to lay low until the heat's off.
Wow.
[MUSIC]
>> You know, this nature thing
might not be too bad after all.
It's kinda nice sitting here communing
with the trees, grass, the animals.
The animals!
There could be wild animals out here!
Wild, man-eating, cat-eating animals!
They're gonna come here, and they're gonna
eat me, and then I'm gonna die.
And that could really hurt my bowling average.
They'll be here any moment. I sense their approach.
>> Hi there!
[SOUND] Oh, please, please don't eat me, Mr. Beast.
I'm too young to go.
I have a wife and nine kids.
I'm no good for ya.
I have a high cholesterol content.
I, you'd make my mother very angry.
I, I wanna live, do you hear me?
I, I wanna light just one little candle in this dark world.
I wanna live [INAUDIBLE].
[INAUDIBLE] Why me?
>> What do you make of it, Dickey?
>> Beats me, Billy.
Maybe he's got into some fermented Jujubes or something.
>> You guys aren't going to eat me?
>> We're not going to eat you.
>> Really?
>> You've been watching too many jungle movies, pal.
>> Well uh, you know, you can't be
too careful out here in the wilderness, you know.
Which reminds me, what do you hear about
that panther who's who's loose in the area?
Did I say something to offend you guys?
>> No my friend but quite frankly the
panther is terrifying all of us right now.
>> What's so scary about a panther?
>> It's 10 times our size.
It's as black as midnight, and its
evil yellow eyes stare right into your soul.
I was in the lake last
night, and I saw it on the shore.
What it did to a friend of mine is too ghastly to repeat.
Then, it pulled itself up to its full height.
And starred right at me, right through
me with those eyes, those eyes as if I were next.
>> Don't worry old timer it'll move on sooner or
later then we'll be back to business as usual you'll see.
Oh boy, I hope you're right Billy.
I hope you're right. >> Have you seen it Billy?
>> No I haven't.
Dickie is the only one who has
seen it and lived to tell about it.
>> Hey, it could still be around here.
[SOUND] What was that?
Dicki? Billy?
Hey, don't leave me alone guys.
I'm not the fast on my feet variety of cat.
I got to get out of here.
I got to hide. [MUSIC]
>> [SOUND] >> Argh, the panther ate my.
Wait a minute, he didn't eat me, he licked me.
Wait a minute, panthers don't lick.
Odie, for once I'm glad it's you.
>> [SOUND]
>> Stop that, we're in big trouble, fella.
The panther's gonna get us if we don't
get Jon to take us home right now.
I'm serious, Odie, this is no panting matter.
Stop that!
Here we go again. Shh!
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>> I wish I have something more powerful
than this tranquilizer gun to hunt the panther with.
>> I had a tranquilizer bottle
drop me a couple of snakes,
lets hope we find him before he finds one of the campers.
>> Lets keep moving, its starting to get dark.
[MUSIC]
Let's get back to camp, Odie. And warn Jon.
[NOISE] If we're not too late.
[MUSIC]
>> Jon, Jon, we gotta pack up,
we gotta get outta here right now.
There's a panther out there and it's gonna get us.
>> Where have you been, Garfield?
Here, have some dried fruit.
>> Read my lips, we are in grave danger.
Let's go now.
Come on Odie. Into the car boy.
[SOUND]
Look Odie, if we don't get out of here
right this instant then we're going to be dead.
And if that happens,
heavens forbid, I'm never going to speak to you again.
[MUSIC]
Run you guys, run. Get outta here.
[MUSIC]
>> Come on Odie! It'll be safer in the car!
Where's Garfield come on boy get in we're safe
oh, don't do that Odie oh, Odie don't do that.
Where, where's Garfield? We can't leave without Garfield.
[NOISE]
[MUSIC]
>> There it is. Got the tranquilizer dart?
>> Got it. >> Good! Shoot!
Shoot! >> [NOISE]
Whew. >> [NOISE]
>> Nice touch. >> Yay!
Oh Garfield, do you know what you did?
You saved our lives, old buddy.
>> Yes, I did. Didn't I?
>> That was a brave thing you did, Garfield.
I love you very much.
>> Yeah well, I guess I must love you too.
[SOUND]
Yeah, you too, Ode. >> You're all very lucky.
I'd hate to think what would have
happened if we arrived a few moments later.
>> Yeah, well, if those guys hadn't shown up, I
would have had to have gotten rough with the big cat.
It wouldn't have been a pretty sight.
But a cat's gotta do what's a cat's gotta do.
[LAUGH] When the tough gets going, the going gets tough.
No, that's not right. When the tough get to going.
And the get to.
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