Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mrs. Brown's Boys. 女士们 先生们 欢迎来到布朗夫人的儿子们
Oh it's good to be home. 噢 回家真好
My God Mrs. Brown, it was only one night. Is our house that bad? 老天 布朗夫人你只呆了一晚 我家有那么糟吗
Of course not Maria. 当然不是Maria
It was lovely to wake up to the triplets this morning 早上醒来就看到三胞胎真好
but I love my own bed. 但我爱我自己的床
Well Mark wanted to surprise you with the finished kitchen. Mark想用装修完的厨房给你个惊喜
So believe me, it'll be worth it. 相信我 值得等待
Are you ready Mark luv? 准备好了吗 亲爱的Mark
Nearly. Just a second. 快了 稍等片刻
I'm not great at surprises. 我可不擅长应付惊喜
I know. Remember when you found out you were pregnant on Dermot. 我懂 想想你发现怀了Dermot的时候
-Winnie! -Sorry. -Winnie -抱歉
-Excuse me Mammy. Was I a mistake? -Huge. -抱歉妈咪 怀上我是个错误吗 -天大的错误
Not to me. 对我来说不是
After having three boys you must've been thrilled when I came along. 在有了三个儿子之后 怀上我你一定非常高兴
Yeah, thrilled. 是啊 兴奋呢
Well, it's done. 搞定了
There's tea on the table for everyone. 桌上还有给大家准备的茶
Mammy, step in for your first cup of tea in your new kitchen. 妈咪 走进你的新厨房喝第一杯茶吧
I'd like to toast Mammy and her new kitchen. 敬妈咪和她的新厨房
Cheers. 干杯
I want to apologise to Mammy that the new table is not here yet. 我还想向妈咪道歉 因为新桌子还没到
-Is it Buster? -It'll be here on Monday. -对吗Buster -桌子周一到
I don't want a new table. I'm keeping that one. 我不想要新桌子 我就要这个
-But Mammy, you have that years. -Yes I have. -但是妈咪 这张桌子你用了很多年了 -是啊
And my mother had it before me. 在我之前我妈妈就在用它了
Everything important in my life has happened around that table. 我生命中所有重要的事都发生在这张桌子边上
I was sitting at that table when your father proposed to me. 你们爸爸向我求婚的时候我就坐在这桌子边上
Mark, the first time I changed your nappy was on that table. Mark 我第一次给你换尿布也是在这桌上
Dermot, when you went to prison I sat at that table and I cried. Dermot 你去坐牢的时候我就坐在这桌边哭
Cathy, I can't count the amount of times I sat around that table talking with you. Cathy 我都记不清在这桌边和你聊过多少次
After yet another one of your boyfriends fucked off. 然后你另一个男朋友就滚蛋了
All my memories are embedded in this table. 我所有的记忆都留在这张桌子上
And most of yis were conceived on it. 你们大多都是在这张桌子上怀上的
Which end? 哪一边
Shut up Dermot. 闭嘴Dermot
Well I agree Mammy. You keep the table. 我赞成妈妈留着这张桌子
My God, a new kitchen and just in time for my wedding. 老天 新厨房 还正好赶上我的婚礼
And it'll be a brilliant wedding with Maria organising the day. 在Maria的操办下这绝对会是一场很棒的婚礼
What? Maria? 啥 Maria
That's right. It's one of our wedding presents to you and Dino. 对 这是我们给你和Dino的结婚礼物之一
-The other is a toaster. -Shut up Buster. -另一个是台烤面包机 -闭嘴Buster
But I already have one. 但我已经有了
Okay. I'll change the toaster for a sandwich maker. 好吧 我会把烤面包机换成三明治机
-No. I mean I already have a wedding organiser. -Who? -不是 我是说我已经有位操办婚礼的人了 -谁
The staff at Wash & Blow arrange Lala Doggy, the fell off that telly Wash & Blow的员工请了Lala Doggy
programme, Don't Tell The Big Fat Gypsy Bride about the First Dance. 之前做《不要告诉吉普赛胖新娘第一支舞的事》这个电视节目的
Lala Doggy. He is great. Lala Doggy 他超棒的
But I'm sure you'll be much better Maria. I mean you are family. 但是我确定你会更棒Maria 你是自己人
No, it's fine. I just wanted to help, that's all. 不 没事儿 我只想帮个忙 就这样
I do have some good ideas though. 但我确实有些不错的点子
Do you think would he mind me suggesting them Rory? 你觉得他会介意我给他们些建议吗Rory
No. I'm sure he'd be fine with that. Fine. 不会 我确定他会接受的 会的
Who's this? 这是哪位
Ah, this is Lala Doggy, the wedding arranger. 啊 这位是婚礼策划人Lala Doggy
-And you are? -The mother of the br.. -您是 -新良..妈妈
His mother. 他的妈妈
Hello. I see we have some work to do then. 你好 看来之后我们有点工作要做了
I beg your pardon! 你再说一次
Mrs. Brown, I expected you to be more elegant. 布朗夫人 我希望你能再优雅一点
And I expected you to be yellow with a curly antenna so we're both disappointed. 我还希望你穿黄色衣服头上还长根卷曲的触角 看来我们双方都很失望
Lala's just going through some ideas. Lala刚刚给我讲了一些想法
Colours and the theme and that. 颜色 主题之类的
Theme. Let me think. 主题 让我想想
Two people getting married, till death do us part. 两个人结婚 直到死亡将他们分开
I've an idea. Here's a theme. It's a buckin' wedding. 我有个主意 主题就他妈是婚礼本礼
What are you staring at? 你在盯什么
I was wondering what we'd put you in. Lilac maybe. 我在想让你穿什么色 丁香紫或许不错
I'd like you looking a little more feminine. 我希望你看起来更女性化一点
He has a fuckin' point really. 真特么有点道理
Listen you, you're not Gok Wan. 你听着 你不是古克·温
You're not even Gok Two. 你也不会是古克·二号
I dress myself. 我自己打扮
-Lala, would you like a cup of tea? -Yes please. -Lala 你想喝杯茶吗 -麻烦了
I'll get it Rory, in a take away cup. 我来Rory 用外卖杯
Hello. 你好
-Lala, this is my sister Cathy. -Hello. -Lala 这是我妹妹Cathy -你好
Hello Lala. I'm a fan. I love your fashion ideas. 你好 Lala 我是你的粉丝 我喜欢你的时尚观点
Really? 真的吗
-This is her boyfriend, Mick. -Hello! -这是她男朋友 Mick -你好啊
Hello. 你好
I'll see you to the door. 我送你到门口
-He just looked me up and down. -Me too. -他刚刚上下打量我 -我也是
Me too! 我也是
-Well I can understand that. -What?! -你我可以理解 -什么
But me. 但是我
-Do you want a cup of tea Cathy? -Yes please. -Here. -你想喝杯茶吗Cathy -嗯 -给
Mammy, is there a guest list for the wedding reception? 妈咪 有婚礼的宾客名单吗
I don't know. 我不知道
Rory, how does this work with guests? Rory 你准备请哪些客人
Do we invite your uncles and aunties? 我们要邀请你的叔叔阿姨们吗
I suppose you can invite whoever you like. 我觉得你们想请谁都可以
As long as they're okay with it being a gay wedding. 只要他们愿意参加一个男同的婚礼
None of your uncles and aunties so. 那你叔叔阿姨们就别想了
-I was wondering if I could invite Mick's parents. -What? -我在想我可以请Mick的父母吗 -什么
It's just that they're up in Dublin that weekend and with the wedding 他们刚好那个周末来都柏林 由于婚礼的原因
I'll only see them for one day but if they can come to the wedding.. 我只能跟他们呆一天 但如果他们能来参加婚礼的话
I've no problem with that. 我没问题
Just as long as they know it's a gay wedding. 只要他们知道这是男同的婚礼
Oh they're fine. They're broad-minded. 他们没问题 他们挺开明的
Actually they're very, very broad-minded. 实际上他们非常非常开明
I wouldn't like the first time I meet them to be a family event. 我不希望第一次见他们就在家庭活动上
Could I not meet them before the wedding? 婚礼前我就不能见见他们吗
Well they arrive up on Thursday night but you're on duty. 但他们周四晚上就到了 而你在上班
Well invite them over here. I'll look after them. 请他们来这儿 我来照顾他们
-It'll give me a chance to meet them. -Maybe not. They're a bit odd. -这给了我个机会来见他们 -最好不要 他们有点古怪
Odd, like what? 古怪 比如呢
To be honest with you, I wouldn't be surprised if they were swingers. 说实话 如果他俩玩换妻(摇摆)我也不会惊讶的
What age are they? 他们多大
For God's sake Rory. It doesn't matter what age they are. 天哪Rory 他们多大不重要
Everybody likes a bit of swing now and then. 每个人都喜欢偶尔摇两下
-There you go, pet. -Thanks. -给你 宝贝 -谢了
-Where are you up to now? -Louis Armstrong. -你写到哪儿了 -Louis Armstrong
Louis Armstrong is coming to the wedding? Louis Armstrong要来参加婚礼
No, I'm on a different list now. Jazz singers. 不是 我在写另一张爵士乐歌手的名单
Mick the dick's parents are coming for a visit. Mick那小子的父母要来
Mick was saying that they're swingers. Mick说了他父母潮人
I'm trying to come up with a bit of background music. 我在试着想点背景音乐
-Jazz stuff. -Ah right. -爵士乐什么的 -好吧
Paddy Cole. Paddy Cole
Paddy Cole. Very good Winnie. Paddy Cole 棒极了Winnie
-What's that? -I'm knitting Sharon a shawl for the wedding. -这是什么 -我正在给Sharon织件婚礼穿的披肩
-The virgin wrap. -Yeah, I thought I'd keep her right. -处子风衣 -对 我想这能让她行为端正
Winnie, it's not called virgin wrap because she might be.. Winnie 这叫处子风衣不是因为穿它的人是
It's called virgin wrap because you knit it with virgin wool. 它叫处子风衣是因为它是用初剪羊毛织的
Oh right. 哦好吧
-Where will I get virgin wool? -Off an ugly sheep. -我上哪儿找初剪羊毛 -找只丑羊
Right. 说得对
Winnie, I swear to God. Winnie 我发誓
Sometimes you're so feckin' naive. 有时候你真特么天真
Now back to the swingers. 现在说回潮人
Hello ladies. 夫人们好
-What do you want Buster? -Rory's looking to buy a car. -你想干啥Buster -Rory想买辆车
I think I found one he'd like for sale. 我想我找到了个要卖的人
Does the owner know he's selling it yet? 车主知道他在卖车吗
Very good. 很好
I just want to get him something reliable. 我只想给他找点靠谱的
Not going to happen, son. 不存在的 孩子
If it has tyres or testicles you'll have trouble with it. 只要有轮胎或者蛋蛋 你就会有麻烦
Do you know if Rory's coming to Foley's after work? 你知道Rory下班后是去了Foley's那儿吗
Let me think. He said something about staying in and putting a patch on his Marigolds. 我想想 他说了些关于留在家里补他的金盏花的事
-Did he? -No! -真的吗 -不
I don't know is the answer. 我的回答是我不知道
Rory spends more time with Lala Doggy these days than he does with his own mother. Rory这些天和Lala Doggy待在一起的时间比和他老妈还多
Mick, will you stop worrying about your parents. Mick 别担心你爸妈的事了
-Mammy will just take it in her stride. -Do you think so? -妈咪会从容应对的 -你这么觉得吗
Yes, she'll handle whatever pops up. 对 不管发生什么她都能处理
You know what I mean. 你懂我意思
You're right. I'm sure with 6 children there's very little that could shock your mother. 你说的对 我确信 有了六个孩子以后 很少有什么事能吓到你妈妈了
-Exactly. -Like what? -What? -没错 -比如什么事 -什么
Well what might pop up that might shock Mammy? 会发生什么能吓到妈咪的事
No, I don't mean anything specific. 不 我不是在说某个特定的事
My father's liable to go in there with no inhibitions. 我爸爸可能会比较无拘无束
Mammy will be fine. Mind you if he goes too far 妈咪没事的 如果他做得太过分了
he's liable to end up with his inhibitions cut off and in a bag. 他的无拘无束可能会被切下来放在一个袋子里
What's the name of that count? 那个伯爵叫什么来着
Count Basie. 贝西伯爵
I wish you'd let me cook something for you. 我希望你们能让我做点什么给你们吃
Oh not at all. Sure we ate at the hotel. 哦完全不用 我们在酒店吃过了
We're just fine, aren't we poochy. 我们很好 是不是 乖乖狗
Yes we are, my little cheerleader. 没错 我的小啦啦队长
Go poochy, go poochy. I love you! 加油乖乖狗 加油乖乖狗 我爱你
That's nice. 真他妈好
Well it's lovely to meet you at last. 终于见到你们了真好
I was a bit of a swinger myself back in the day. 我以前也玩过一点换妻(摇摆)
Back in the day. Stop that now! 以前 别这么说了
I bet you could swing along with the best of us even now. 我敢说就算是现在你也能和我们中最好的玩到一起
Well no, I.. Well. 嗯 不 我 嗯
It's been so long. 很久以前的事了
I bet you'd like to see more of us. 我敢说你肯定想见到更多的换妻夫妻
Well we'll see how the romance goes with Cathy and Mick. 我们看看Cathy和Mick的事会怎么样吧
-Ah, the young lovebirds. -Yes. -啊 小情侣们 -是啊
Well just so as you know, you won't be disappointed. 先跟你说一声 省得你失望
I have a huge penis. 我有根超大的鸡鸡
Actually so have I. 其实我也有
I'll get more drinks. 我去再拿点喝的
What a pair of fruitcakes. 好一对蠢货啊
-How is it going Agnes? -Winnie, they're as odd. -怎么样了 Agnes -Winnie 他们太怪了
-She's like a feckin' teenager and he.. -Yeah? -她就像个该死的青少年 而他 -嗯
He says he has a huge cock. 他说他有个超大的鸡鸡
Get out Winnie. 出去 Winnie
Pair of fuckin' oddballs. 一对该死的怪人
-How's it going Agnes? -Oh Winnie, they're as odd. -怎么样了 Agnes -哦 Winnie 他们太怪了
-She thinks she's a teenager and he.. -Yeah? -她以为自己是个青少年 而他 -嗯
He says he has a huge penis. 他说他有个超大的鸡鸡
Agnes, they all say that love. Agnes 亲爱的 他们都这么说
Not when they're a guest in somebody's sitting room! 他们来别人家做客的时候不会这么说
-I suppose. Is there anything you need? -No. -可能吧 你需要我帮什么忙吗 -不用
I'm going to give them some wine and I'm going to put on a bit of jazz. 我要给他们拿点酒 然后我要放点爵士乐
-That might calm them down. -I'll see you luv. -也许能让他们冷静下来 -回见亲爱的
Ah jazz, very nice. 啊 爵士乐 真好
Now you're talking. 这就对了嘛
Now, how about a bit of fun? 好了 找点乐子怎么样
There you go pet. 给你 宝贝
Oh Winnie. His willy. 哦 Winnie 他的鸡鸡 55 It was like one of the candles in St. Jarlath's Church. 像St. Jarlath教堂里的一根蜡烛一样
That had been burning all through Easter week. 已经烧了整个复活节了
Mammy, Mick did try to warn you. 妈咪 Mick试图警告过你
And his wife. Not a stitch on her. 还有他妻子 一丝不挂
She just stood there with her titties hanging down. 就站在那儿 咪咪下垂着
One each side of her belly button. 在肚脐两侧一边一个
-They were swingers Mammy. -They certainly were. -他们是换妻夫妻 妈咪 -可不是吗
Every time she feckin' moved. 她他妈每次动都药
What she needed was a good bra. 她需要的是一个好的乳罩
For God's sake. 看在老天的份上
So what do you think Rory? 那么你觉得怎么样 Rory
I love the colour. It's a nice car, isn't it Dino. 我喜欢这个颜色 这是辆好车 是不是 Dino
Aye, but it seems really hard to stop it. 哎 但是好像真的很难把它停下来
That's just.. a bit of air in the brake line. New brakes. 只是 制动管路里面有一点空气 新刹车嘛
You just need to pump it. It'll be gone in a day or two. 你只是需要多踩踩它 过一两天就好了
Rory, will you keep them calm in here. Rory 你得把他们稳在这里
Your mammy's after having a close encounter of the willy kid. 你妈咪刚刚和一个小鸡鸡见过了面
Are you okay Mammy? 你没事吧 妈咪
I'm fine, luv. 我很好 亲爱的
I'm sure that willy winked at me. 我确定那个鸡鸡冲我眨眼睛了
Right, here's your car keys. Good luck with your new car. 好了 给你车钥匙 祝你和新车磨合得一切顺利
Did you get a new car Rory? 你买新车了 Rory
-Yes, I did. -We did. -对 我买了 -我们买了
Sorry Dino. We did. It's lovely. 对不起 Dino 我们买了 可好了
Come on, I'll give you a spin in it. 来吧 我带你兜个风
-Look who I bumped into. -Hello Mrs. Brown. -你看我碰到谁了 -你好 布朗夫人
Hello Fr. Damien. 你好 Damien神父
-Trevor, get Fr. Damien a cup of tea. -No thanks. -Trevor 给Damien神父倒杯茶 -不用了 谢谢
Fr. Damien, I'm glad you called around. Damien神父 我很高兴你过来
I wanted to make some arrangement to have Rory's marriage blessed in the church. 我想要安排Rory的婚事在教堂里面被祝福
Would Saturday be a good day? 周六怎么样
Mrs. Brown, Rory and Dino will never be married in the eyes of the church. 布朗夫人 Rory和Dino永远都不可能在教堂结婚的
I know that. I'm just looking for a blessing of some sort. 我知道 我只是想要个祝福之类的
Perhaps you could explain it better Trevor. 或许你能更好地解释一下 Trevor
Ah no, I believe this one is all yours. 啊不 我相信这件事是归你的
The church won't bless something it not only doesn't recognise but is against. 教会不仅不承认甚至还反对 我们是不会祝福这事的
The church's position on marriage is that it can only exist between a man and a woman. 在婚姻这件事上 教会的立场是 它只能发生在一个男人和一个女人之间
-I know that but what's the church's position on love? -Sorry? -我知道 但是在爱这件事上教会的立场是什么呢 -抱歉
Well, there are many different types of love. 有很多种不同的爱
Like love for one's family is completely different to l ove for one's pet, let's say. 这么说吧 对家人的爱和对宠物的爱是完全不同的
-Really? What's the difference? -Sorry? -真的吗 有什么不同呢 -抱歉
Explain the difference between those two loves. 解释一下这两种爱之间的不同之处
Well it's like.. 呃 就是
Look Father, I know Rory and Dino would need the Pope's permission 听着神父 我知道Rory和Dino需要教皇批准
to get married in the church but they don't need anybody's permission to fall in love. 才能在教堂里结婚 但是他们的相爱不需要任何人批准
As for the ceremony, I don't give a shite if they jump over a brush. 至于婚礼 他们就是跳过一把刷子我也不在乎
But you show me in any bible anywhere where Jesus Christ refused to sanctify love. 但是你从任意一本圣经或者随便哪里指给我看看 基督耶稣什么时候反对过爱
Would you like me to show you out Father? 我送你出去怎么样 神父
Yes. I think so. 好的 我同意
Lala should be here an y minute now. Lala随时会到了
I'll get it. 我去开门
Now Mammy, you just let Lala get on with it. Don't interfere. 妈咪 你就让Lala打点一切吧 别插手了
Excuse me, I speak to my mind. 不好意思 我实话实说
I'm not going to sit here with my mouth shut if this gobshite is talking rubbish. 要是那个混蛋开始瞎扯 我可不会一句话不说地坐在这儿的
Mammy, tonight is about Rory and Dino's wedding. 妈咪 今天晚上的重点是Rory和Dino的婚礼
Sorry, you're right. Hello Tinky Winky. 对不起 你说的对 你好 丁丁
It's Lala. 我叫Lala
Of course it is. A far more sensible name. 当然了 这个名字可合理多了
-So what's the big wedding idea? -An underwater wedding. -那么你的婚礼策划是什么 -一场水下婚礼
-Brilliant. -Wow. -太棒了 -哇
He's off his fuckin' trolley. 他脑子特么坏了
My hat will get ruined. 我的帽子会毁了的
No, we all war wetsuits and oxygen tanks. 不 我们都会穿潜水服 背着氧气罐
That'd be a marvellous wedding album. 那可会是个不得了的婚礼相册啊
Who's that in the snorkel. Fucked if I know. They all look the same to me. 那个带着呼吸管的人是谁 我他妈怎么知道 他们都一个样
Rory, you can't even swim. Rory 你都不会游泳
That's right. 说得对
-What's the chances of drowning? -100% I'd say. -有多大的几率会溺水 -要我说 百分百
I'd like to suggest something more traditional. 我有一些更传统的建议
I've actually drawn pictures. 我其实已经画了图
We don't want to see pictures. 我们才不想看图
If my wife wants to show pictures she shows pictures. 我老婆想要展示图片的话就让她展示
Thanks luv. 谢谢亲爱的
The theme is pure love. 主题是纯粹的爱
The happy couple are in white suits and you walk down the aisle to 一对快乐的新人穿着白色的西装 伴着
the song "Nights in White Satin". "夜晚在如白丝绸的天空中"的曲调走过过道
-Now Maria. Now you're talking. -Boring. -Maria 这样才对嘛 -无聊
-It's a gay wedding. It has to make a statement. -Why? -这是个同性恋婚礼 必须得有态度 -为什么
-What? -Why does it have to be a gay wedding? -什么 -为什么这得是个同性恋婚礼
Why does it have to make a statement? 为什么必须要隆重有态度
Why can't it just be that Rory and Dino are in love and they want 为什么就不能是Rory和Dino相爱了 然后他们
to commit themselves with that love together for the rest of their lives. 想要许诺相爱共度余生
We don't need a circus. We don't need wetsuits and feckin' oxygen tanks. 我们不需要马戏团 我们不需要潜水服和特么氧气罐
-My idea is much better. -It's an underwater wedding. -我的主意更好 -这是个水下婚礼
That's silly! 那蠢透了
Shut up the two of you. 你们两个闭嘴
There's only two people driving this and that's Rory and Dino. 只有两个人能决定这件事 就是Rory和Dino
It's up to them to choose the wedding that they want. 他们应该选择自己想要的婚礼
It's up to them to choose the wedding that they want. 该让他们俩选择想要的婚礼
So boys, what's it going to be? 所以 孩子们 你们想要什么样的
-Oh Dino, what do you think? -I don't know. What do you think? -哦 Dino 你觉得呢 -我不知道 你觉得呢
-Oh I don't know. What do you think? -Oh I don't know. -哦 我不知道 你觉得呢 -哦 我不知道
For Christ sake, one of you decide. We're missing Strictly Come Dancing. 我的天 你们俩谁决定一下 舞动奇迹要开始了
Strictly! 舞动奇迹
Where's the remote control? 遥控器在哪
You bastards. The whole lot of you! 你们这些混蛋 你们所有人
Rory. Rory love. Rory Rory亲亲
Well I think we all know who's the blame for that. 我想我们都知道该怪谁吧
We certainly do. 我们都知道
Yes we do. 是的 知道
Grandad, you bastard. 爷爷 你个混蛋
Why did you rush them? 你为什么要催他们
-Hiya Winnie. -Howya luv. -你好啊 Winnie -你好 亲爱的
-Cup of tea? -I'd love one. -来杯茶吗 -来一杯吧
-Where's the milk? -In the fridge. -牛奶呢 -冰箱里
-Where's the fridge? -I'm fucked if I know. -冰箱呢 -我他妈要是知道就好了
I know a fridge door when I see one and I don't see one in this kitchen. 我要是看见冰箱门就行 但在这厨房里一个都没看见
Jaysus, a new kitchen and they forget the fridge. 天啊 装个新厨房却忘了冰箱
You're just in time. I baked a cake in the microwave. 来得正是时候 我用微波炉烤了个蛋糕
-I've never baked in a microwave. -Me neither. -我还从来没用微波炉烤过 -我也是
They give you a recipe book and all with it. 他们给了本食谱 看着做就行了
Just a small slice for me Agnes. 来一小块就行了 Agnes
What the hell is that? 这是个什么玩意
You need a bigger cake tin. 烤盘得大一点才行
No, it wasn't like that when it went in. 不是 它进去的时候不长这样
That oven's shite. 这微波炉太差劲了
-You can tell her. -No, you tell her. -你跟她说 -不 你跟她说
-No. -Well somebody's going to have to tell her. -不行 -总得有人告诉她
No way. It should be a family member. 不可能 得是家庭一员
You married into this family. You're a Brown now. 你嫁进来了 你现在也是布朗家的人了
I want a divorce. 那我宁愿离婚
Come on Dermot. You're her favourite. 拜托了 Dermot 她最喜欢你了
She's less likely to kill you. 她不太可能要你的命
Okay. But I'm telling her through the hatch. 好吧 但我要从窗户告诉她
That way I can make a run for it. 比较能跑
Hiya Mammy. 嗨 妈妈
Hello son. 嗨 儿子
You're just in time. Come in, I have cake. 来得正好 进来 有蛋糕吃
No, you're fine. I'll stay here. 不用 谢谢 我在这就好
-I spoke to Rory. -Oh good. He was very upset last night. -我去找Rory谈了 -太好了 他昨晚很生气
Me too. Nicky in the dance-off on Strictly. 我也是 舞动奇迹Nicky跳的那个舞真是
No. About the wedding. 不是 是婚礼的事
You tell him to get home here as soon as he can. We'll make it work. 你让他赶紧回家 我们会搞定的
The thing is Mammy.. Open that door. 重点是 妈咪 把那门打开
You know how quick she can move. 你知道她跑得有多快
The thing is, Rory and Dino got married this morning. 重点是 Rory和Dno今天早上结婚了
Just the two of them, on their own. 只有他们俩 他们自己结了
Did you hear me Mammy? 你听见了吗 妈咪
Where the hell is she gone? 她去哪了
Jaysus! 我的妈呀
-Rory did what, why, when? -Married, this morning. -Rory怎么了 为什么 什么时候 -结婚了 今天早上
-Without his mother. -Yes. -没叫他妈妈 -对
-Just like that? -Just like that. -就这样结了 -就这样结了
Rory, you're here. Thank God. Rory 你来了 感谢上帝
Out of the way! Move! 闪开 快跑
Come back here, you bastard. 回来 你个混蛋
Maria, is this true? Maria 是真的吗
First I heard of it. 我也是第一次听说
Let me go and check with Dermot. 我去跟Dermot确认一下
Freeze. 停
It's true Mammy. 是真的 妈咪
I'm so sorry. 抱歉
There's only one thing to be said, isn't there. 只能说一句
Thank fuck. 太他妈好了
-What? -Good man Rory. -什么 -干得好 Rory
What is it Agnes? 怎么了 Agnes
-Rory and Dino, they've eloped. -Ah feck it. -Rory和Dino 他们俩直接结婚了 -天啊
After me buying new flippers. 我脚蹼都买了呢
They might take them back. 也许还能退货
-Mammy, you don't mind about there not being a big wedding? -Mind? -妈咪 你不介意他们没办一场盛大的婚礼吗 -要介意吗
I don't want to see my Rory as a tit in white satin 我才不想看见我的Rory像个喝高了的傻蛋
or drowning in a tank full of seahorses. 或在一整罐海马里头淹死呢
I want to see my Rory as my Rory. 我想看见我的Rory成为我的Rory
-So do I. -Good. You get in touch with him then. -我也这么想的 -很好 现在跟他联系
Tell him to get home, him and DIno, his husband. 让他回家 让他和Dino他的丈夫一起
To get back here as quick as they can. 赶紧回来
We'll throw a surprise party for them. 我们为他们办一个惊喜派对
-That's a great idea. -Cup of tea, luv? -好主意 -喝杯茶吗 亲爱的
I have it Mammy. 我来吧 妈咪
-Where did you get that milk? -In the fridge. -你从哪拿的牛奶 -冰箱啊
They hid the fuckin' fridge. 他们把他妈冰箱藏起来了
-What the hell is that? -It's a cake I baked in the microwave. -这是个啥 -我用微波炉烤的蛋糕
It's no good Cathy. 没法吃 Cathy
-Did you follow every bit of the recipe? -Every bit. -你是跟着食谱里一步步做的吗 -每一步
3 eggs, cup of milk, 45 ounces of flour. 3个鸡蛋 一杯牛奶 45盎司面粉
4 to 5 ounces of flour. 是4至5盎司面粉
I can't believe we're after getting 3 series out of that fuckin' joke. 我不敢相信特么这个梗我们用了3季
Right, that's 50 balloons. 好 这是50个气球
Just pull that string and they'll all come down together. 一拉绳子就都下来
Right. That'll be your job. 好 你干这个
We all come out of hiding in the kitchen and shout surprise. 我们藏在厨房里 然后跑出来大喊给他们一个惊喜
You pull the string. 你就拉这个绳
You better hide behind that chair. 你最好藏在这椅子后面
Winnie, I don't know if I've ever been more excited. Winnie 我都想不起来比现在更激动的时候
-Remember that coach trip when you whipped off your knickers. -Winnie! -想想那次大巴旅行 你突然把内裤脱了 -Winnie
I'm just making a comment not a buckin' comparison. 我只是发表一下感想 不是真的在对比
I'll get it. 我去开
That's them everybody. Into the kitchen. 大家 他们来了 藏进厨房里
SURPRISE! 惊不惊喜
Buster, for feck sake. Buster 你搞毛啊
Does that look like a gay couple to you? 这俩你觉得看上去是一对基吗
Gather up those balloons and put them back in. 把气球都收一下 放回去
Look everyone, Rory wouldn't ring the doorbell. 听着 大家 Rory不会按门铃
I told him to honk his horn when he's coming up the road. 我让他到这条路的时候按喇叭
So don't be panicking. 所以别慌
We'll have plenty of time to hide. 我们还有时间藏起来
Fr. Damien, what are you doing here? Damien神父 你来这干什么
Like the rest of you. I came to celebrate the happy couple. 跟你们其他人一样 我来祝福幸福的新人 395
I thought you didn't accept gay marriage. 我还以为你不会接受同性婚姻呢
No Mrs. Brown. I said the church was against it. 不 布朗夫人 我说的是教堂反对
I'm happy to celebrate love in whatever shape it comes. 而我很乐意为爱祝福 不管是什么形式的爱
That's them. Places. 他们来了 藏好
I think I'm going to wet myself with excitement! 我肯定会激动得哭成泪人
-Mammy. -What? -You deserve this moment. -妈咪 -什么 -享受感受这一刻吧
Thanks luv. Here we go. 谢谢你亲爱的 我们藏起来吧
SURPRISE! 惊不惊喜
Mammy, I'm so sorry. 妈咪 对不起
Mammy. Say something. 妈咪 说句话吧
I didn't like this fuckin' kitchen anyway. 反正我也不喜欢这倒霉厨房
# Go grease lightnin'. # 风驰电掣
# You're burning up the quarter mile. # 燃烧四百米
# Greased lightnin'. Go greased lightnin'. # 风驰电掣 冲吧 风驰电掣
# Go greased lightnin'. # 风驰电掣
# You're coasting through the heat lap trials. # 飙过热圈测试
# Greased lightnin'. Go greased lightnin'. # 风驰电掣 冲吧 风驰电掣
# You are supreme. # 你最拉风
# The chicks'll scream # 小妞为你尖叫
# for greased lightnin'. # 因为风驰电掣
# Go greased lightnin'. # 风驰电掣
# You're burning up the quarter mile. # 燃烧四百米
# Greased lightnin'. Go greased lightnin'. # 风驰电掣 冲吧 风驰电掣
# Go greased lightnin' # 风驰电掣
# you're coasting through the heat lap trials. # 飙过热圈测试
# Grease lightnin'. Go greased lightnin'. # 风驰电掣 冲吧 风驰电掣
# You are supreme. # 你最拉风
# The chicks'll scream # 小妞为你尖叫
# for greased lightnin'. # 因为风驰电掣
# Lightnin'. # 势如闪电
# Lightning. # 势如闪电
Goodbye! 再见