迪拜歡迎 理查德 哈蒙德 詹姆斯 梅 傑羅姆 E 克拉克森
三輛車依次為 McLaren P1 GTR Lamborghini Veneno Roadster W Motors Lykan Hypersport
-大家好 -你好各位 - Hello. - Hello, everybody.
各位好 你好 Greetings. Hello.
你好 Hello.
十分感謝 Thank you so much.
謝謝 謝謝你們 Thank you. Thank you very much.
謝謝 Thank you.
十分感謝 Thank you so much,
歡迎來到TheGrandTour and welcome to The Grand Tour,
這周我們來到了 which this week comes to you
阿拉伯聯合酋長國 from the United Arab Emirates!
準確說 Specifically...
準確的說 我們在迪拜 Specifically, we are in Dubai,
這也就意味著 有史以來第一次 which means, for the first time ever,
我們是帳篷裡最窮的三個人 we are the three poorest people in the tent.
-對 對 對 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
我是說 看吶 I mean, look at that.
你會想 "他們是怎麼把噴泉 You think, "How do they do that
做成那樣的" with all those fountains?"
我要告訴你們一個小秘密 Well, I'll let you into a little secret.
這是巴黎水 It's Perrier water.
巴黎水是一種天然有氣的高級礦泉水
直噴雲霄 Flinging it up into the air.
前幾天我還聽到一個段子 I heard another one the other day.
一個出租車司機在一天的繁忙過後 A taxi driver clearing out his cab
收拾他的車 after a hard day at work--
雨傘 手機 平常的東西 umbrella, mobile phone, usual stuff--
一根八十萬英鎊的金條 £800,000 gold bar.
有人落在那裡了 Someone had left it in there
-甚至都沒有注意到 -你會的 - and not even noticed. - You would.
注意 據說在這裡 Mind you, that said, here,
你可以直接去ATM機拿金條出來 you can just go to an ATM and get gold out.
看這個 這可是台ATM機 Look at this! That's an actual ATM.
你設想一下 在凌晨兩點 You know, at two o'clock in the morning,
"我一個子都沒有帶" "I haven't got an ingot with me."
但是這裡就沒事了 But here you're fine.
你甚至還可以在這裡買輪胎 You can even buy tyres here, OK?
鑲滿金子和鑽石的那種 Which are studded with gold and diamonds.
看這個 六十萬英鎊一套 Look at this. £600,000 a set.
甚至連當局都很闊綽 Even the authorities are loaded.
我們選了一些當地警車的圖片 We have here a selection of pictures of local police cars.
他們有大牛 They have an Aventador.
他們還有SLS - They also have an SLS.
是的 等著瞧 他們還有一輛布加迪威龍警車 Yeah. Wait for it. They even have a Veyron police car.
是的 顯然 Oh, yeah. Obviously,
-因為很有必要 -真的 - because you need that. - You actually do.
你需要那些 這很重要 You need that. It's important.
我還有一張當地救護車的照片 I've even got a photograph of a local ambulance.
看這裡 一輛蓮花 - Look, here it is. It's a Lotus!
不懂這個是怎麼投入使用的 Not quite sure how that works.
大概你得打斷患者的另外一條腿 Presumably you have to break the patient's other leg
才能把他放進去 to actually get him in there.
-是的 -接著是這裡的公共交通 - Yeah. - Then there's public transport.
在英國 這是一輛公交車 沒錯吧 Now, OK, in the UK, this is a bus, yes?
-是的 -讓我給你看看 - Yeah. - Let me show you
當地公車的一張照片 a photograph of a local bus here.
-瞧 -哇 - There you go. - Wow!
最高時速:250kph Top speed: 155mph.
值七百萬英鎊 可載23人 Costs £7 million. Seats 23 people.
你致電給車主 他會過來接你 You telephone the owner. He comes and picks you up
把你帶到你要去的地方 and takes you to where you want to go.
這是輛出租車 Well, that's a taxi.
-不 詹姆斯 不是的 -不是嗎 - No, James. No, no, no. - Isn't it?
在迪拜的出租車長這樣 A taxi in Dubai looks like this.
哦好吧 我就知道 Oh, right. Yeah, of course.
你覺得我在開玩笑嗎 看"Uber" You think I'm joking? Look, "Uber".
真的 你在這裡叫Uber Seriously, you call Uber up here,
他們會給你挑 普銳斯還是直升機 and you're given a choice-- Prius or helicopter.
哇 你要給司機評級嗎 Wow! Do you get to rate the driver?
你覺得他會把手機粘在擋風玻璃上嗎 Do you think he sticks his telephone on the screen
就像英國的那些普銳斯一樣 like in Britain in the Prius?
"我並不算是一個飛行員 "I'm not really a pilot.
我祇是在受訓當水管工時順帶做這個" I'm doing this while training to be a plumber."
"放我出去" 趕緊走 "I want to get out!" Just get out.
-我們可以開始節目了嗎 -好主意 - Shall we get on with the show? - Good idea.
因為在這周的節目裡 Because in our car show this week...
船長摔倒了 James falls over.
船長又摔倒了 James fall over again.
還有船長摔倒了 And James falls over.
但首先 這裡有一點爭議 But first, there's been a bit of an argument.
你看 船長和我最近都剛買了 You see, James and I both recently bought
五門的德國掀背車 five-door German hatchbacks.
他的是一輛寶馬i3 由電力驅動 His is a BMW i3, which is powered by electricity,
而我的則是傳統的大眾高爾夫GTI and mine is a conventional Volkswagen Golf GTI.
是的 也就是說我的車來自未來 Yes, meaning my car is from the future
而他的象徵過去 and his is from the past,
讓我顯得像開化過的 而他就是一恐龍 making me enlightened and him a dinosaur.
他們就像這樣吵了很久了 They have been arguing like this for a while now.
重要的是 我不懷疑 The thing is, I don't doubt
在未來電動車會很有用 that in the future electric cars will work,
但現在不行 but they don't work now.
-它們可以的 -它們不行 船長 - Well, they do. - They don't, James!
那為什麼你要在你的車裡 Well, why did you fit yours
裝一個汽油增程發動機 with a petrol-powered range extender?
那祇是一個小發電機 Well, that's just a little generator
在我需要的時候把電池充滿 that keeps the battery topped up if I need it.
你是說你不能完全依靠新技術 What you're saying is you can't rely on new technology.
還有你的座椅 And your seats, they're made
是用胡佛袋裡的東西做的 from the contents of a Hoover bag.
失業者手裡提著撿破爛的口袋叫做“胡佛袋”
-靠 這話 - Oh, says the man...
這話是一個座椅是 Says the man whose seats are made
用傑基·斯圖爾特的破牛仔褲做的人說的 from Jackie Stewart's old trousers,
Jackie Stewart 知名F1賽車手
這又怎樣 which they are.
-那可是... -少廢話 - It's... - Whatever!
事實是 在辦公室裡 The fact is, in the office,
我們受夠了他們的鬥嘴 we decided we'd had enough of them bickering
決定讓他們出去進行一場路測 and told them to go out and do a proper road test.
所以我們這麼做了 So we did.
我們從倫敦開始 We began in London
進行一場大猩猩想要的 with a real-world test
道路測試 that Clarkson had thought of.
聽著船長 我們現在必須看看 Right, James, we must now see
誰能在最短的時間裡打開車後門 who can open their back door in the shortest time.
-為啥 -可能會有緊急情況 - Why? - There could be an emergency.
人們會想知道的 People will want to know.
各就各位 預備開始 我的開了 Ready, steady, go! Oh, mine's open.
哦天吶 Oh, dear.
你不會是要先開了前門 Have you got to open your front door
才可以打開 老實說 小翻門 before you open that-- let's be honest-- a flap?
-這才不是翻門 -這就是翻門 - It's not a flap. - It is a flap.
寶馬這是在說 在未來 Are BMW saying that, in the future,
孩子們祇有三寸寬嗎 children will only be three inches wide?
你都在說些啥玩意兒 What are you talking about?
首先 這根本就不是個問題 For a start, it's hardly a hardship,
而且這可是很大的空間 and that's an enormous space.
你想做這個測試 You only wanted to do that test
祇是因為你犯了個錯 他犯了個錯 because you made a mistake. He made a mistake.
我沒有 什麼錯 I didn't. What mistake?
你錯了 你本想要一輛三門高爾夫 You did. You wanted a three-door Golf,
但你沒填對表 and you didn't fill the form in properly.
我知道的 你都不會打勾勾 I know that. You can't tick boxes.
五門的更好看 Five doors are better-looking.
不 才沒有 No, they're not.
沒有人會想要一輛五門高爾夫GTI Nobody ever wanted a five-door Golf GTI.
-這好土 -我們快上路再來談談錢 - It's really naff. - We've got to get on and talk about money.
他還想要一輛紅色的 He also wanted a red one.
但是那個他也沒填對 He didn't fill that bit in properly, either.
這車 加上很多很多的配件 This car, with many, many optional extras,
才三萬六千英鎊 was £36,000.
但是船長的寶馬i3 Whereas James May's BMW i3 was...
好吧 不如讓我們來一探究竟 Well... let's find out, shall we?
你的i3多少錢 How much was your i3?
它四萬磅 Well, it was £40,000,
但是我從政府那裡拿了五千英鎊補貼 but I got £5,000 back from the government,
所以實際價格三萬五千英鎊 so actually it's £35,000,
比你的低 我想 which is less than yours, I think.
你從政府那裡拿了 You were given, by the government,
五千英鎊納稅人的錢 £5,000 of taxpayers' money
所以你才可以買這車 so you could buy that car?
又不是我定的規則 你又不能不收 I didn't make the rules. You can't turn it down.
這又不像披頭士的官佐勛章 It's not like the Beatles' OBE.
太不要臉了 That is obscene!
我是說 船長是個有錢人 I mean, James May is a wealthy man,
但是那公交車司機卻為他的車付錢 but that bus driver has bought his car for him.
說好的公平呢 Where's the justice in that?
你在為他的車付錢 你知道嗎 You're paying for his car. Do you know that?
你已經付過了 You have paid for it.
祇是想讓你知道 你給他的車付了錢 Just so you know, you've paid for his car.
你幫船長買車 他謝過你了沒 Has James May thanked you for buying his car for him?
傑里米對此有點意見 Jeremy will have an opinion on this,
儘管他買了一個農場 好多年了 despite having bought a farm on which, for many years,
卻啥也不種 he was paid to not grow anything.
這裡的擁堵費 Congestion charge here.
開到市中心要11.5英鎊 It's £11.50 to drive into the centre.
-我可不用 -當然不用 - Not for me, it isn't. -Of course it isn't.
那個出租車司機 他正在幫你付擁堵費嗎 The taxi driver, is he paying for your congestion charge?
我想所有人都得付一點 I suppose everybody must pay a little bit.
船長 船長 打家劫舍 * James May, James May Stealing from the rich *
Denis Moore Song (Robin Hood Theme)
船長 船長 巧取豪奪 * James May, James May Stealing from the poor *
他劫富不濟貧 劫貧不濟富 * He steals from the rich He steals from the poor *
次次如此 貪得無厭 * And once more, wants it all *
駭人聽聞 * That's appalling *
差不多就這樣 It nearly works.
我已經受夠了 I'd had enough of this,
所以我提出了一個新法子來證明 so I came up with a new way of trying to prove
我的車比他的好 my car was better than his.
船長我能問問你 為什麼要把我帶到倫敦機場來 James, can I just ask, why have you brought me to London Airport?
因為我要證明我的車比你的快 Because I want to prove that my car is faster than yours.
這很可笑 因為我剛剛聽到你說 That's funny, because I just heard you say
你的車要比我的快 that your car's faster than mine.
是的 就是這樣 Yeah. Yeah, it is.
-167馬力 -嗯哼 - 167 horsepower. - Mm-hm.
我的有性能套件 所以有227馬力 Mine has the performance pack, so it produces 227.
-真的嘛 -是的 - Does it? - Yes.
這是官方數據對吧 That's the official figure, is it?
是的 Yes, it is.
-來自大眾 -是的 - From VW? - Yes.
大眾排放造假事件
-而你竟然相信他們 -是的 - And you believe them? - Yes.
好的聽著 我知道你的意思 All right, listen, I know what you mean.
0-150加速賽 Drag race: 0-150.
不要 No.
在沒有達成一致之後 Having not agreed on that,
我們在終點的設置上 we then failed to agree
也沒有達成一致 on where the finishing line should be.
船長想要一個短距離比賽 James wanted a short race...
而我不想 and I didn't.
-妥了吧 -才沒有 太短了 - Compromise. - It isn't. That's too short.
-才不短 這剛好 -就是短了 - It's not. It's exactly right. - It is.
但是最終 我們還是準備出發了 But eventually, we were ready to go.
現在 有件事需要記住 觀眾們 Now, the thing to remember, viewers,
一台電動機 is that an electric motor
可以在幾乎零轉速下 delivers enormous torque from nothing,
就提供大量的扭矩 from really low down.
所以在短距離裡 So over a short distance,
我毫無疑問可以碾壓 I should absolutely cream this.
我們開始吧 Here we go.
DCC 正常 DCC-- normal.
DDC：動態底盤控制系統
轉向 正常 Steering-- normal.
駕駛模式 環保 Drive-- eco.
贏船長沒必要毀了我的車 No point in ruining my own car to win this.
不用著急 No need to rush.
我要贏了 哦耶 I'm winning. Oh, yes!
我還領先著 I'm still winning.
讓我們超過它 加油啊小高爾夫 Let's go get him. Come on, Golfy!
不 不 No. No!
很輕快 但是 Quite sprightly, but er...
但沒我想的那麼輕快 not sprightly enough, methinks.
再見了船長 See you, James.
我讓未來在電視上看起來 Bah! I've made the future look rubbish
就像堆垃圾 on the television.
接著 為了讓它看上去更糟 And then, to make it look even worse,
我告訴這利益竊取者 I told the benefit scrounger
我們要啟程去德文郡 that we were setting off for Devon.
為什麼我們要去德文郡 Erm... Why are we going to Devon?
因為我這裡有今晚的兩張票 Because we have two tickets tonight
去看羅傑·達爾特雷在從Who單飛之後 to see Roger Daltrey out of the Who
在達特繆爾的酒吧裡表演 perform at a pub on Dartmoor.
我們難道就不能等到 Couldn't we just wait for him
他來倫敦表演的時候嗎 to come and maybe perform in London?
-因為我確信他會來 -才不要 - Because I'm sure he will. - Well, no.
因為這差不多要開三百二十公里 Because it's a 200-mile drive, or thereabouts,
這給了我們一個機會 it'll give us an opportunity
看看我們的車在現實世界裡表現如何 to see how our cars work in the real world.
他的意思是這是個機會來讓他宣稱 What he means is it's an opportunity for him to claim
過去的車是多麼出眾 that the car of the past is superior.
為了證明不是這樣 我需要充滿 To prove it wasn't, I needed to top up
在加速賽中損耗的電力 the charge I'd lost by doing the drag race.
好 如果我查衛星導航 Right, if I look at settings on my satnav,
就可以看到充電和加油站在哪裡 I can look at where all the charging and petrol stations are.
我甚至還能知道我將在 I can even tell what sort of charging point
哪個充電樁上充電 I am being offered,
不管我有沒有對的卡 whether or not I have the right card for it.
很快 我就找到了我正尋找的東西 And soon, we found exactly what I was looking for.
-這就是未來 -換一個 - It's the future. - Another one.
-太丟臉了 -閉嘴 - Oh, that's such a shame. - Oh, shut up!
因為我的電池電力不夠我 Because I didn't have enough juice in the batteries
開到下一個充電點 to make the next charge point,
我打開了我的汽油發電機 I had to turn on my petrol generator,
以免電量更少了 which stopped them going even flatter,
並且使用了專業環保駕駛模式 and engaged ECO PRO+ driving mode.
這意味著我祇能開90kph It does mean I have to do 56mph.
這是專業環保模式的最高時速 That's where ECO PRO+ sets the maximum speed,
因為這樣你能得到最大的續航里程 because that way you get the maximum range.
但這也意味著我實際上是個貨車司機 But it means I'm effectively a lorry driver.
因為我在專業生態模式 我不能開空調 Because I'm in ECO PRO, I don't get any air-conditioning
或者任何溫控 or climate control at all,
因為那費電 because that wastes electricity,
所以這車在緩慢行駛 so the car is slowly steaming up.
它現在在警告我 它說 It's now warning me. It says,
"找個充電站 你個白痴" "Find a charge station, you idiot!"
你到底得缺多少根筋 才會說 How many screws do you have to have loose before you say
"是的 我要買一輛車 "Yes, I'm gonna buy a car,
在電量低的時候 which, when it's running low on power,
祇能開到12kph has to be driven at 8mph,
空調和燈都關著 with the air conditioning off, and the lights off,
暖氣也關了 收音機也關了" and the heater off, and the radio off.
你何必要這樣 Why would you do that?
在護送船長 After several lifetimes
開了幾個世紀之後 of driving in convoy with James,
我們終於找到 we finally found
一個能用的充電點 a charge point that worked.
就是這樣 That's it.
-這就好了 -是的 - It's done? - Yes.
你不用站著盯著它 You don't have to stand and watch it.
這不像汽油 我們可以走開 It's not like petrol. We can go off
喝杯咖啡 吃點麵包 and have a cup of coffee, a sticky bun.
-這要花多久 -一個多小時吧 - How long is it gonna take? - An hour or so.
-一個小時 -是的 - An hour? - Yeah.
給它充滿 要花多少錢 How much does it cost... to fill it up?
一分都不用 Nothing.
-什麼 -這是免費的 - What? - It's free.
-這怎麼可能是免費的 -就是免費的 - How could it be free? - It's free.
你必須得有卡 但是這不花錢 You have to get the card, but it doesn't cost...
-辦那卡要多少錢 -一分都不用 - How much does the card cost? - Nothing.
你祇要在網上填張表 You fill a form in on the Internet,
它就會郵寄過來 and it comes in the post.
所以我還在為你付 So I'm paying for your fuel--
油錢...不對電錢？ well, your electricity-- as well?
可能吧 Probably.
我真是震驚了 I'm just staggered by this.
這太不公正了 This is iniquitous.
在虛度了一會光陰之後 After killing time for a few minutes...
我要試著去賺些錢 I'm just gonna try and win some money
來付船長這些年的暖氣費 to pay for James May's heating bill this year,
這無疑讓我很不爽 which... will undoubtedly be down to me.
我決定我再也不想等了 ...I decided I couldn't be bothered to wait any more,
所以我要用老方法加了油 so I recharged the old-fashioned way
片刻之後 再次上路 and, in moments, was back on the road.
英國電網祇供 Britain only produces
實際用電需求105%的電 5% more power than it actually consumes.
現狀正是如此 所以如果每個人都買電動車 That's now. So if everybody starts buying electric cars,
發電站會應付不過來 the power stations won't be able to cope.
電力就會中斷 There'll be power cuts,
接著就是搶劫和騷亂 and then there will be looting and anarchy.
都是船長乾的好事 That's what James is doing.
他讓英國跪了 He is bringing Britain to its knees.
好啊 Yes.
這裡有些給傑里米的東西 Here's something for Jeremy.
希望他有個CD播放器 Assuming he's got a CD player.
他的高爾夫GTI裡 He's probably got a cassette player
可能還有卡帶機 in his Golf GTI.
事實上 Actually,
船長大錯特錯 May couldn't have been more wrong.
這車可能來自過去 但是瞧瞧這個 This car may be from the past, but check this out.
它正在加速 你可能聽到了 It's accelerating now, you can probably hear that,
但是我可並沒有幹這個 but I'm not doing it.
我的前視雷達 The radar in front of me
正在幫我與前車 is maintaining a safe distance
保持一個安全距離 behind the car in front.
他快我就快 He goes faster, I go faster.
他慢我也慢 He slows down, I slow down.
有車現在變到中間車道 Car pulling out now into the middle lane.
這車能檢測到 The car will sense that.
是的 它現在正讓我退到 Yeah. It's now dropping me
那輛車的後面 back from that.
我甚至都不用轉向 I don't even have to steer,
因為它會自己保持在白線內 because it'll keep itself between the white lines.
看 Look.
谷歌一直在大驚小怪 Google is making a big fuss.
"看我們有多聰明 "Ooh, aren't we clever?
我們在造能自動行駛的車" We're making a self-driving car."
已經有了 我開的就是 It's already here! I'm driving it.
它來自1978年 And it's from 1978.
在充了一個小時之後 After an hour's charging,
我又繼續上路 I was back on the move.
我倒是覺得在高速公路上的服務站 I actually think the service station on the motorway
應該為電動車車主專設一區 should have an electric-car driver section,
在那裡 你懂得 where there are, you know,
得有十分複雜的拼圖遊戲和大富翁 very complicated jigsaw puzzles and a Monopoly set,
或者一些填色圖畫 or maybe some painting-by-numbers.
未填色的畫作線稿，空白處有數字，可以按照編號填充顏色
還有270公里 It is 170 miles to go.
天哪看看 一直要開到那裡 God, look at it. It's all the way down there.
在很前方 Many miles ahead,
我正忙著開啟 I was busy firing up
GTI的蘋果CarPlay系統 the GTI's Apple CarPlay system.
我現在正打算給船長髮個信息 Right, I'm gonna send James May a text message now,
在很多車裡這都是違法的 which would be illegal in most cars,
但在這車裡可不是 but not in this one.
請問你想給誰發送消息 To whom should I send your message?
梅 May.
您在說什麼 啊哦 出了些問題 What was that again? Uh-oh, something's wrong.
請您再試一次 Can you try again?
把這段切了 Edit that out.
我應該發送給誰 To whom shall I send it?
梅 May.
我不知道你說"巴裡"的意思 I don't know what you mean by "Barry".
-我應該發送給誰 -我沒說"巴裡" - To whom shall I send it? - I didn't say "Barry".
梅 May.
這可不行啊 大眾 得了吧 This is not doing well, Volkswagen. Come on.
好的 您想對梅說什麼 OK. What do you want to say to May?
"梅 你這個十足的白痴" "May, you're a blithering idiot,
你那蠢車毀了我的一天 and your stupid car is ruining my day."
您發送給梅的消息如下 Your message to May says,
"你的兄弟是白痴 還有你那蠢車已經準備好了" "Your brother is idiot and your stupid car is ready."
準備好發送了嗎 Ready to send it?
"你的兄弟是白痴" "Your brother is idiot"?
啥 他從來我見過我兄弟 What? He's never met my brother.
他怎麼知道他是白痴 How does he know he's an idiot?
因為我下了高速 Because I'd turned off the motorway
選了更能直達達特穆爾的路線 to take the more direct route to Dartmoor,
我覺得最好通知船長一聲 I thought I'd better let James know that as well.
我打算走A34和A303公路 Erm... I'm going on the A34 and the A303.
在那裡等你 I'll see you there.
您給梅的消息寫道 Your message to May says,
"我要去三個RC的第一層" "I'm going on the first floor of the three RC."
準備發送嗎 Ready to send it?
與此同時 我選了更長的高速公路路線 I, meanwhile, was using the longer motorway route
因為這裡有更多的充電站 because there'd be more charging points.
於是我踩下了油門 But I had my foot down.
現在 象徵未來的電動車 And now... the electric car of the future
正在超一台保時捷911 Turbo S is overtaking a Porsche 911 Turbo S.
瞧好了 There we go.
我開著一輛車在高速公路上 I'm driving along in a car on the motorway
以標準限速 at motorway speeds,
超過了所有人 overtaking everybody.
哦不 自從我加滿油以後 Oh, no. Since I filled up,
我已經用了八分之一了 I've used... an eighth of a tank.
哦不 Oh, no!
自從我深入德文郡的郊區 And soon I was deep in the Devon countryside,
這優秀的高速巡航利器 where my excellent motorway cruising machine
變成了一輛真正的GTI had become a GTI.
現在我們在運動模式了 We're in full sport mode now.
它有個令人驚訝的前差速器 It's got an astonishing front differential,
所以你可以大力地將車駛入每個彎道 so you can hurl the car into any corner
以任何你能想到的速度 at any speed that takes your fancy,
而且知道你可以成功的出彎 knowing you're gonna come out on the other side OK.
我沒開玩笑 在這樣的路上 I'm not kidding. On a road like this
濕葉和泥巴到處都是 with wet leaves and mud everywhere,
這車可以和任何法拉利一樣快 this car is as fast as any Ferrari.
它就是如此 It just is.
在接下來的很長一段時間裡 Many hours from now,
船長會像這樣一直念叨著 James May's going to be coming along here saying,
"我還有13%的電量和2%的油" "Right, I've got 13% battery and 2% fuel,
所以如果我油耗百公里17升 可以..." so if I do 13.8 miles to the gallon, I should..."
明明可以做松油門甩尾 Who wants to do maths
為什麼還要做算數 when they could do lift-off oversteer?
在i3 多虧了我嫻熟的駕駛技術 In the i3, thanks to my exuberant driving,
我確實得做些算數 I was indeed having to do some maths.
能源管理更新 Energy management update:
如果我繼續這麼開 I have 36 miles of electric power remaining,
電力還可以開58公里 if I'm driving like this,
還有55公里的汽油剩餘 and 34 miles of petrol range left.
所以我得在這些服務區停車 So I'm going to stop at these services
再填滿那小油箱 and I'm going to fill up the little fuel tank.
9英鎊 這實在是 Nine quid. That is absolutely...
其實我加多了 I've overfilled it, in fact.
如果你開一輛GTI If you drive a GTI,
你會更快地到你想去的地方 you're going to get to where you're going more quickly,
這就意味著你會見到更多的人 which means you're going to meet more people,
有更多的閱歷 學到更多的東西 have more experiences, learn more stuff.
速度讓你聰明 Speed makes you cleverer.
同理 如果你開一輛寶馬i3 Whereas, if you drive a BMW i3,
你去哪裡都得遲 you're gonna get everywhere late.
你會錯過很多事 You're gonna miss out on things.
你會錯過戲劇 文化 詩歌 You'll miss out on theatre, culture, poetry.
還有愛 Love.
你會徒有人類空盪的軀殼 You'll be a hollowed-out husk of a man.
"連接你的車輛並確認" "Connect your vehicle and validate."
"確認"是什麼意思 我已經確認了啊 What do they mean, "validate"? I've already validated.
到了 我的探索結束了 And here we are. My quest is at an end.
在對的時間 萬事皆佳 I'm in good time. All is well.
而且我還受到了款待 And I was in for a treat,
因為和羅傑·達爾特雷同台的是 because joining Roger Daltrey on stage
傳奇的吉他手威爾科·約翰遜 was legendary guitarist Wilko Johnson.
那個傳說中的威爾科·約翰遜 The fabulous Wilko Johnson!
"站點正在等待來自車輛的充電請求 "Station waiting for a charge request from the vehicle.
初始化 充電中" Initialisation. Charging."
這沒在充電 It's not charging.
*等一下 寶貝* * Well, wait a minute, baby *
*你要幹什麼* * Well, whatcha gonna do? *
觀眾們 我們現在所處的狀況是 OK, viewers, here is where we're at.
最後一個充電站不管用 That last charging station wasn't working.
電量還剩下90公里 We have about 60 miles to go.
所以答案是 So the answer is...
環保模式駕駛 eco driving.
*我漂浮在街道之上* * Then I float on Down the street *
*臉上掛著的笑容* * Smiling at the faces
*我所見如是* * That I meet *
我不能切換到快速模式 I'm not switching it into fast mode.
這太浪費了 It's too wasteful.
*然後我回到了家* * Then I'm going back home *
離酒吧還有29公里 It is 18 miles to the pub.
我還剩下26公里的電力 I have 16 miles of electric left.
還有什麼東西可以關掉嗎 Is there anything else I can turn off?
最終 經過了很多里程的焦慮之後 Finally, after much range anxiety...
羅傑·達爾特雷 我來了 Roger Daltrey, here I come!
我做到了 ...I made it.
謝謝你們的到來 晚安 Thanks for coming, and good night!
臥槽 Oh, cock!
所以等等 - So... Hang on.
-你的車是未來 -是的 - Your car of the future... - Yes?
兩個充電站 Two of the charging points
在你這簡單的旅程裡 兩個壞了 you went to on that simple journey, two were broken?
是的 這很不尋常 但重點是 Yes, that is very unusual. But the point is,
如果我可以 if I'd been allowed to set off
以滿電滿油的狀態開始 with a full electric charge and a full little fuel tank,
我可以到終點 公認地開90kph I could have got there-- admittedly a lot at 56mph--
而且我祇用停下來一次 but I would have done it with one stop.
90kph 未來聽起來真無趣 船長 56mph. The future does sound boring, James.
而且你還會錯過演出 And you still would have missed the gig.
那片子過時了 That film is out of date.
你再也不會從政府那裡拿到五千英鎊了 You don't get £5,000 from the government any more.
-你祇會拿到四千五百英鎊 -人們該如何應對啊 - You only get £4,500. - How will people cope?
我覺得我們所做的證明了 I think what we've done there is prove
他的車現在還不值得買 his car is not really worth buying just yet.
-別爭了 就不是 它還沒完善 -別又開始了 - Don't argue. It isn't. It's not quite finished. - Don't start again.
在我們繼續之前 我還要再說一點 Before we move on, I want to tell you a little bit more
關於大眾的短信系統 about that Volkswagen system of texting.
因為有天我在車裡試著發短信 Cos I was using that to send a text from my car
給我的小女兒 the other day to my youngest daughter,
我在結尾打了四個親親 這很正常 and I put four kisses at the end, which is normal.
我說"X-X-X-X" 而這是她收到的 And I said "X-X-X-X", OK? This is what she got.
哦不 - Oh, no!
這就尷尬了 Oh, that is awkward!
她回覆了什麼 What did she say?
- 簡直尷尬 - 你試試連著說幾個X - Oh, that is awkward. - Say it, "X-X-X-X".
就是這個結果 That's what comes out.
她從自己爹那收到這樣的信息 What sort of face did she pull
是個什麼表情 when she got that from her dad?
想吐 Vomitous. Vomitous.
我們再沒聯繫過 We haven't spoken since.
卡婭 對不起 是車的問題 Katya, I'm sorry. It was the car!
-繼續節目 -好主意 - Move on! - Yes, let's move on.
是時候參觀一下聊天公司的總部 It is now time for us to visit the headquarters of Chat & Co,
當然 其總部位於嘮嗑街 who are, of course, based on Conversation Street.
最好的一期 好的 首先 Best one yet. Anyway, we begin...
首先來說說迪拜 We begin with Dubai, in fact.
第一次我去那的時候 Cos the first time I came here, which was...
也就20年前 那還是個小村莊 was only 20 years ago, it was like a small village.
找不到比我更高的東西了 I was the tallest thing in it.
是嗎 Were you?
現在看這 不可思議 Now look at it. It's unbelievable!
- 現在可不一樣了 - 難以置信 - It's not that now, is it? - It is unbelievable, that.
你們知道嗎 我身上這件襯衫 Do you know, this shirt is older
比你們從窗外看到的一切更老 than everything you can see out of that window.
詹姆斯 那襯衫比迦太基古城還老 簡直不忍直視 James, that shirt is older than Carthage, mate. Look at it.
迦太基：腓尼基人建立的古國
是有一點 It is getting on a bit.
重點在於 Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is,
我幾年前第一次來時 a few years ago, when I first came here,
這裡沒有任何交通法規 there were virtually no motoring laws at all.
有天早上我在旅館醒來時 I woke up one morning in my hotel--
也是當時唯一的旅館 the hotel, there was only one--
我在那旅館裡回想 in the hotel, thinking,
昨晚我怎麼回來的 "How did I get back here last night?"
向窗外看去 兩道輪印 Looked out of the window, two wheel marks
徑直穿過景觀環島 right over the ornamental roundabout.
而我的攬勝停在了花圃裡 And in the flowerbed, my Range Rover.
傑里米 你停車時是有多累 Jeremy, were you very tired when you parked it?
-眼睛都睜不開了 -好吧 - I was off my face with tiredness. - OK. OK.
-行 -很難保持清醒 - OK. - Barely able to concentrate.
當時真的很隨便 But it was an extraordinary free-for-all,
當然現在不一樣了 which I bet it isn't now.
現在已經全然不同了 It really isn't now.
現在有很多的規則 There are now very many rules
以及嚴厲的懲罰 我這有幾條 and many stiff punishments. I've got some of them here.
拖欠汽車貸款 Getting behind on the repayments on your car loan,
會進監獄 you go to prison.
向其他司機比出粗魯手勢 進監獄 Making rude gestures at other motorists, you go to prison.
我17歲時 They're all just the things I did
這些事全幹過了 when I was 17 every day.
我很贊同 I quite approve of that.
我剛在想 在英國 I'm just thinking of all the things
如果嚴格執行的話 哪些行為 that you could be sent to prison for in Britain
應該被送進監獄 if we ran it properly.
這個話題不錯 我想到了 A very good conversation, isn't it? Here's one.
那些從加完油上車 Anyone who takes more than five seconds
到開車走人 花費時間 between getting in their car after filling up with petrol
超過5秒的人 and driving off.
很有道理 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
沒錯 Definitely.
你懂我的意思吧 Do you know what I mean by--
-沒錯 -在磨蹭啥呢 - Definitely. - What do they do?
-我又想到一個 -什麼 - I know. - What?
用一片木頭裝菜的 Restaurant owners who serve food
餐廳老闆 on a piece of wood.
這和車無關吧 Erm, It's not very car-related,
-不是嗎 -是無關 但是 - is it, really? - No, it's not, but--
赫斯頓 布盧門撒爾就這麼幹的 Heston Blumenthal does that.
赫斯頓 布盧門撒爾：英國廚師 擅長分子美食 開有同名米其林星級餐廳
沒錯 他就這麼幹 Yes, he does. Exactly.
如果赫斯頓你在看節目 小心進監獄哦 Heston, if you're watching... prison.
蹲號子哦 You, prison.
我超討厭用一片木頭盛菜 I hate that-- food on a piece of wood.
告訴你我討厭什麼 I tell you what I hate.
我可能之前提過幾次 I may have mentioned this a couple of times before.
我認為這行為應該判監禁 And I think it should be imprisonable.
任何允許機艙溫度高於20℃的 Any pilot who allows the cabin of the plane
飛機機長 to be more than 68°F.
-天 又來了 -這點我同意 - Oh, God. Here we go. - I'm with you on that.
-現在所有飛機都太熱了 -沒錯 - All planes are too hot these days. - They are.
這祇是你的例行吐槽 It's just a standard moan of yours.
-我知道 -天啊 - I know. I know. - Oh, God.
我們確實經常一起坐飛機 We do have to fly together, but I make every effort
每次長途飛行 我都盡量不和大猩猩一起坐 not to sit near Jeremy Clarkson for a long flight.
但每次 But eventually, you know,
燈一關 眼前一黑 they turn the lights off and it goes all dark,
10分鐘後 黑暗中會響起這個聲音 and after ten minutes this voice over in the blackness goes,
"還有比這更熱的飛機嗎" "It's literally the hottest place in the world!"
-真的很熱 -"我們是要飛向太陽嗎 - It is. - "Are we flying into the sun?
溫度再高一點 我就要開窗戶了" If it gets any hotter, I shall open a window!"
我聽過無數遍了 I've heard all of this so many times.
講真 他們為什麼要這樣 Honestly, why do they do it?
為什麼 這裡有飛行員嗎 Why? Are there any pilots here?
-這 -你是飛行員嗎 - Yeah. - You are a pilot?
你為什麼把溫度調那麼高 Why do you do it?
你為什麼要蒸我們 你哪家公司的 Why do you boil us all? Who do you fly with?
-阿提哈德航空公司 -阿提哈德 - Etihad. - Etihad.
-你飛機上溫度高嗎 -很高 - How hot are the planes? - Very warm.
新規矩 Well, there's a new rule.
我現在警告你 I'm telling you. I'm warning you.
我很嚴肅的警告你 I'm seriously warning you on this one.
如果機艙溫度高於20℃ 你一落地 You land. If it's gone over 68 in the cabin,
直接判刑50年 straight to prison for 50 years.
我能說一句嗎 既然你在這裡 Can I also say, since you're in here--
-我們有點跑題了 -這值得指出 - We've gone off topic. - It's worth pointing this out.
既然你在這裡 當我們都打算睡覺的時候 Since you're in here, when we're trying to sleep,
別告訴我們外面的溫度是 don't tell us the outside temperature
零下57度 is 57 below zero,
因為我們根本不在乎 cos we don't give a toss.
反正你也不能開窗 Cos you can't open the window anyway.
我們在乎飛機裡的溫度 We care about the temperature in the plane.
祇是一些規矩而已 Just a few rules.
總之 讓我們繼續 Anyway, let's move it on.
我們能說回到車上嗎 Shall we get back on to some cars?
是的 旅行 Yeah, travel--
恩 和旅行有關的事情 Well, sort of travel-related stuff. OK.
我這裡有張照片 I've got a photograph here
是英國關於 of Britain's idea
基礎設施建設的點子 of infrastructure investment, OK?
這在劍橋 這是... This is in Cambridge. It's erm...
這是他們設計的T字路口 It's a T-junction that they've designed,
也祇有他們自己知道 for reasons known only to themselves,
為什麼它這麼像環島 to look like a roundabout.
讓我猜猜看 Yeah, and let me guess.
這花了一百萬吧 It cost 100 grand to do it?
不 這花了五十萬英鎊 No, it was £500,000.
-當然 -五十萬英鎊 - Of course it was, yeah. - Half a million pounds
他們用納稅人的錢就做這個 they charged the taxpayer for that.
-就用一些瓷磚 -正是 - For some paving slabs. - Exactly.
不管怎樣 在迪拜所謂的基礎設施 Anyway, Dubai's idea of infrastructure investment
就有點不一樣了 is a little bit different,
因為他們在計劃這個 cos what they're planning is this.
這叫超級高鐵 It's called the Hyper Loop.
它有點像鐵道列車 It's like a tube train.
它將從迪拜開往阿布扎比 And it'll go from Dubai to Abu Dhabi,
差不多有160公里 which is about 100 miles away,
-祇需12分鐘 -12分鐘 - in 12 minutes. - 12 minutes!
12分鐘 這就是所需要的時間 12 minutes. That's how long that will take.
它有多快 So how fast does it go?
每小時800公里 500 miles an hour.
這實在是太驚人了 真的 I mean, that is just breath-taking. It really is.
-你剛剛是說有160公里嗎 -是的 - Did you say it was 100 miles? - Yeah.
它能以800公里的時速在12分鐘內走160公里 It's going 100 miles at 500mph in 12 minutes.
這意味著它可以瞬間加速至800kph That means it accelerates to 500mph instantly.
-嗯 -在裡面推輛飲料小推車 - Mm. - You're gonna have trouble
你會出事的 holding on to the drinks trolley in that.
當它啟動的時候 你會拉褲子 When it sets off, you'll poo yourself.
然後當它停下來 Then, when it stops,
你又會尿自己一身 you'll wee yourself at the end.
這裡 這裡有醫生嗎 It's a... Are there any doctors here?
我祇是說說 這可不是什麼醫療糾紛 I'm just saying. It's not a medical argument.
-我祇是說說 -我不確定你對不對 - I'm just saying. - I'm not sure you're right.
好吧 想想牛頓 Well, think about Newton.
當它起步加速時 你會拉褲子 If you set off, you'll poo yourself, yes,
但是當它減速的時候 你會反向拉褲子 but when it slows down, you'll un-poo yourself,
因為萬物都會受到等大的反向作用力 because everything has an equal and opposite reaction.
我說的沒錯吧 這裡有物理學家嗎 I'm roughly right, aren't I? Any physicists here?
-我覺得我們該繼續了 -是的 - I think we should move on. - Yeah.
在這一季開頭 Right at the beginning of the series,
哈蒙德和我提出了 Richard Hammond and I came up
一個絕妙的主意叫做 with a rather brilliant idea called...
讓船長 ...Making James May
做他不想做的事情 Do Things He Doesn't Want To Do.
是的 偶然情況下的好點子 Yep. A brilliant idea for an occasional feature.
我們讓他去南非參加了一個甜甜圈節 We made him go to a doughnuting festival in South Africa.
-是的 -他很討厭這個 - Yeah. - He hated it.
然後他覺得我們把這忘了 Then he thought we'd forgotten about it.
但是我們並沒有 But we hadn't.
這裡就是那種 This is the sort of countryside
人們可以享受美好事物的郊外 where people can do nice things,
比如散散步或者野餐 like go for a walk or a picnic.
然而這裡 是那種 This, however, is the sort of countryside
會成為我今天歸屬的郊外—泥巴 that will be my home for the day-- mud.
是的 我喜歡泥巴 Yes, I love mud.
當我說我愛泥巴的時候 其實在說我恨它 When I say I love mud, I mean I hate mud.
但是今天 跟我一起的人都喜歡 But the people with me here today really do love it.
他們夢寐以求 They dream of the stuff.
在我身後的這些人叫做絞盤黨 These people behind me are called winchers,
他們喜歡做的事情就是拉絞盤 and what they like doing is winching.
他們會故意 They will drive, deliberately,
開進像那裡的泥坑 into something like that puddle over there...
直到陷進去 然後再用絞盤拉出來 ..until they get stuck, and then winch themselves out.
做完以後 他們會找另一處 When they've done that, they'll find another one...
像這樣循環往復 and do it again, and again,
折騰一整天 and again, and again, all day long.
絞盤黨們看起來痴迷於 Winchers seem to be obsessed
讓日子盡可能的艱難 with making life as difficult as possible.
他們將定向越野標記點 They put orienteering punches
放在幾乎不可能的位置 in almost unreachable locations...
然後試圖把他們的4x4s開到那裡 and then try to get their 4x4s right up to them,
謝默斯道爾 我今天的絞盤兄弟解釋道 as Seamus Doyle, my winch buddy for the day, explained.
有50個標記點 There are 50 punches
遍布這個場所的不同地方 dotted around in different parts of the site.
在車邊有一張打孔卡 We have a punch card on the side of the vehicle.
你要用它夠到標記點 You've got to get this punchcard to the punch.
這些標記點會拴在繩子上 The punch will be on a string
有可能離樹兩尺遠 或者一尺 maybe 2ft long from the tree, or maybe 1ft.
所以你就可以在數字上打卡 So you've got to punch the number.
-就像打孔機 -是的 - Like a hole puncher? - Yes.
當你卡住的時候 When you get stuck,
因為你會卡主 because you're gonna get stuck...
-是的 -我得逃出來 - Yes. Yeah, yeah. - I have to get out
然後把絞盤掛在樹上 and attach the winch to a tree?
是的 你得出來 Yes, you'll get out,
你得帶著你的皮帶 and you'll get your strap with you.
用皮帶包著可以保護樹 The strap goes round the tree to protect the tree.
然後你再把你的絞盤掛在樹上 Then you bring your wincher up to the tree,
或者隨便什麼東西 or whatever obstacle we attach it to,
我會操作那些按鈕 and I'll operate the buttons.
-你的英語很好 -謝謝 - Your English is excellent. - Thank you.
我練習了很久了 I've been practising for a long time now.
在上面花了很多力氣 A lot of practice has gone into that.
比賽一開始 As soon as the contest began,
謝默斯指明了 我人生中的新角色 Seamus made it plain that my new role in life
就是做他的絞盤婊 was to be his winch bitch.
走啊 走走走 OK, got to go, go, go.
-什麼 我要走出去 -是的 - What, I've got to get out? - Yeah.
你覺得我還可以往哪走 Where the hell do you think I'm gonna go?
拿著絞車纜索到那棵樹那裡 Go with the winch rope to that tree over there.
哦夥計啊 Oh, man!
這感覺有點像... This is like being a...
他媽的河馬 (BLEEP) hippopotamus.
時間緊迫 OK, the clock is ticking.
在拿到了我們第一個標記點之後 Having got our first punch,
我希望今天能過得稍微好一點 I was hoping the day might get a bit less terrible.
但是並沒有 But it didn't.
-哦天 -詹姆斯 給力啊 - Oh, man! - James, come on, will you?
我在絞我自己 I'm winching myself.
這樣好多了 Oh, that's much better.
好吧 我說這"好多了" Well, I say it's "much better",
其實是少點操蛋 it's less shit.
走 我們要彌補時間 Go! We've got to make up time.
-我有個好點子 -什麼 - I've got a great idea. - Yes?
-為什麼不是你出來打卡 -不要 - Why don't you get out and get the punch? - No.
為什麼我一直要幹這個 Why do I have to keep doing it?
我要做司機 那樣行不通 Me being the driver, it doesn't work that way.
好吧 我們接下來去哪兒郊遊啊 Right, where next on our lovely Sunday drive?
-我們要下去 -別傻了 - We're going down here. - Don't be stupid.
-我們又卡住了 - We're stuck again.
出去絞起來 夥計 Get the winch out here, buddy.
看到那裡的樹了嗎 See the tree over there?
這個全他媽的是樹 The place is full of (BLEEP) trees.
太糟糕了 This is terrible.
我的神啊 Christ!
在一些偶然的情況下 On the odd occasion when I did manage
我即使能坐在車裡 a sit-down in the car,
謝默斯也要添亂 Seamus even managed to ruin that.
這壓根沒必要 That wasn't even necessary.
你祇是想惹怒我 You just did that to piss me off.
不不不 No, no, no.
我們快做到了 船長 We nearly made it, James.
是的 但是你沒做到 我可以回家了嗎 Yeah, but you didn't. Now can I go home?
在那個山丘上打地錨 Ground anchor over the hill.
-你就坐那兒對吧 -我不走 放心 - You just sit there, OK? - I'll be here, OK, yeah.
我們在這裡四個小時了 It's four hours we've been in here now,
然而我們實際的行進距離... and we've travelled, in reality...
祇有150米 ...150 metres.
今天要是能做任何其他事 All the things I could be doing today
我都願意做 that I would rather do,
包括自殘 which include self-harm.
不幸中的萬幸 比賽總算要結束了 Mercifully, the contest eventually came to an end,
我們也終於回程參加頒獎禮 and we were finally on our way back to prize-giving.
-好消息是我們不是最後一名 -你怎麼知道的 - The good news is we're not gonna come last. - How do you know?
因為十點的時候有個男孩車壞了 Because one of the boys broke down since ten o'clock.
他真他媽走運 Lucky bastard.
哦天吶 Oh, geez!
我上去了上去了 I'm on it. I'm on it.
不 你過頭了 No, you're gonna overdo it!
不 這可以的 沒事的 -No, it's OK. You're OK.
-你個白痴 -都怪你 -You idiot! - Your fault!
是你在開車 傻子 It was you driving, you fool!
這下面好臭 It stinks down here.
神吶 這是什麼玩意兒 God! What is this stuff?
英國大陸 England.
最終 我們還是趕上了頒獎 At last, we made it back for the prize-giving.
所以 快速總結一下 So, here's a quick sum-up.
在經歷了7個小時之後 Er... At the end of a seven-hour day,
我被卡了50余次 I've... been stuck 50-something times.
我摔了有 Erm... I've fallen over,
我也沒數 差不多25次 I haven't actually been counting, something like 25 times.
我差點在三個泥坑裡淹死 I've nearly drowned in three puddles.
如果我可以贏一個絞盤或者絞盤套 And that wouldn't be so bad
可能還不算太糟 if I was gonna win a winch or a winch cover
或者贏一卷新繩之類的 or a new piece of rope or something like that,
但是 事實截然相反 but, in fact, in the rollover,
我們的打孔卡掉下來了 從嚴格意義上說 we tore the punchcard off, which means, technically,
我們得從頭開始比賽 we've got to start again from the beginning.
但是我寧可把去把自己淹死 But I've decided to go and drown myself instead.
-我很喜歡謝默斯 -是的 我喜歡他 - I like Seamus a lot. - Yeah, I like him.
-謝默斯是我新的好朋友 -這當然啦 - Seamus is my new best friend. - Yeah, definitely.
-毀了船長 -我們還要來更多這樣的 - Ruined James May. - We need to do a lot more of those.
-是的 更多 -非常多 - Yeah, a lot more. A lot more. - Many more.
所以 船長 有任何你喜歡的地方嗎 So, James, was there any aspect of that that you liked?
-沒有 -很好 - No. - Good.
繼續 現在是時候 So, moving on, it's time now
進入明星腦碰腦 to play Celebrity Brain Crash.
-這絲毫沒有進步 -是沒有 - That doesn't get any better. - It doesn't!
總之 我們今天的嘉賓 Anyway, our guest today
是一級方程式賽車裡閃亮的新星 is a shining star from the world of Formula One.
他也是一個很有勇氣的年輕人 He's also a very brave young man,
因為 即使他充分了解到 because, even though he is fully aware
之前發生在 of all of the calamities
其他名人身上 在試圖來帳篷時 that have befallen all the other celebrities
發生的慘案 that have tried to come to our tent,
他還是選擇坐氣墊船來 he's elected to arrive in a hovercraft.
女士們先生們 丹尼爾·裡卡多 Ladies and gentlemen, Daniel Ricciardo!
-他來了 -他來了 -And there he is. -There he is.
戴上他的頭盔 Putting his helmet on.
我覺得 這是明智的舉動 That's a wise move, I think. A wise move.
我真的真的很喜歡丹尼爾·裡卡多 I genuinely, genuinely like Daniel Ricciardo,
因為他真的是一個很好的人 because he is a truly nice man.
他是個好人 He's a truly nice man,
他還非常開心和愉快 and he's also extremely happy and cheerful.
祇是 以我的個人經驗 I just... Well, I know from personal experience,
氣墊船很難控制 hovercrafts are tricky to control.
傑里米 他可是一個F1車手 Yeah, Jeremy, he's a Formula One driver.
-他能做到的 -可是風很大 - He's got this covered. - No, but it's windy.
哦他來了 他來了 到了 Oh, here he comes. Here he is, arriving now.
-他做的很好 -操控得很好 - He's fine with that. - Wrestling with the controls and doing well.
-是的 -噢他開過了 - Yeah. - Oh, he's overshot.
他是有點開過了 哦天哪 He's overshot a bit there. Oh, dear.
哦不 Oh, no!
哦那就是說...他來不了了 Oh, there's been... No, there's been a... No.
我去 他卷到風扇裡了 風扇啊 Oh, God! He's going in the fan! He's going in the fan!
哦不 Oh, no!
這... Oh, that...
看那頭盔 The helmet...
還好頭盔和他的頭一起卡住了馬達 The helmet has now thankfully jammed the motor with his head.
是的 太遲了 Yeah, it's too late.
所以是不是說 他來不了了 Does that mean he's not coming on, then?
聽著船長 他被榨了汁 而且布滿窗戶 Well, James, he's been liquidised and now he's all over the window,
所以他來不了了 so, no, he's not.
與其說在帳篷裡 不如說在帳篷上 Yeah, he's not in the tent so much as on it.
是的... Yeah. Uh...
-我們接下來幹嘛 -總得做點什麼 - What do we do next? - We've got to do something.
好吧 你不介意的話 我去把它擦乾淨 Well, I'm gonna clean that off, if you don't mind.
太讓人分心了 還很噁心 It is distracting and off-putting.
我們怎麼打發時間 How do we fill the time?
沒事 我早就預見到 It's all right, because I thought
會發生這種事 something like this might happen.
所以我們抵達之後 So when we arrived last night,
我出門拍了一小段視頻 I went out and I made a little film.
謝天謝地 什麼視頻 Thank God for that. What was it?
-好的 讓我們... -我們把它遮起來 - Well, let's just... - We'll cover this up.
我想告訴你們 I'd like to talk to you now--
-不 我們得拉近鏡頭 -好主意 - No, we need to tighten the shot. - Good idea.
鏡頭對準他 就拍臉 Tighten it on him. Just our faces.
注意力集中在我 Concentrate on me and what I'm saying,
還有我說的話上 and not on anything else
不要看其他的東西 that you might be tempted to look at.
好的 保時捷918 Erm... Now, the Porsche 918,
之前的節目中我們證明了 earlier in this series of programmes we saw it in action
它是三大神車中 and proved that it is the ultimate
最後的王者 of the hypercar Holy Trinity
我們拿它和法拉利 邁凱倫做對比 when we put it against the Ferrari and the McLaren.
但我總是想 But I've always wondered,
"如果我們跑直線的話 "How would it fare in a straight race
它和布加迪威龍誰快" against a Bugatti Veyron?"
現在我們在超級跑車之鄉 And as we are in the home of the hypercar,
應該在這兒一探究竟 this is the place to find out.
好 對準我 怎麼樣 好的 Yeah. Now, tight on me. Are we tight? Good. Erm...
這是... This is, then...
這是一場競速 This is a... It's a race
過去和未來之間的對決 between the future and the past.
今晚的第二次了 Second time this evening.
是的 和你的片子很像 Yeah, much like your film,
但這次是激動人心的 only this one is exciting.
好的 終於 So, here we are.
昔日的性能王者 The grand old man of performance
再次出山 捍衛正名 coming out one more time to defend his title
和後起之秀同台競技 against one of the young upstarts.
紙面數據如下 Here's how it all pans out on paper.
布加迪威龍:百公里加速2.5秒 Bugatti Veyron: 0-60, 2.5 seconds.
功率質量比: Power-to-weight ratio:
每噸523馬力 523 brake horsepower per tonne.
保時捷918:百公里加速2.6秒 The 918: 0-60, 2.6 seconds,
但是功率質量比為 but a power-to-weight ratio
每噸535馬力 of 535 brake horsepower per tonne.
然而 在第一期節目中 However, as we learned when we raced the 918
我們駕駛918對抗拉法和P1 against the LaFerrari and the P1 in our first show,
這種指標完全沒用 hard facts like that count for nothing.
最終看的還是這個 In the end, it's all down to this.
我準備好比賽了 And I'm ready to race.
其實... Actually...
爽 Yeah.
最後一點死皮 Last bit of dead skin.
好的 彈射起步:賽道模式 OK. Launch control: race mode.
這兒代表著未來 Representing the future here.
我想...祇要我保持領先 I think... if I can just stay ahead...
太接近了 This is going to be so close!
未來要獲勝了 The future is gonna take it!
抱歉 威龍 但是你的皇冠不再 So sorry, Veyron, but your crown is gone.
哇喔 Wow!
多好的車啊 What a device this is.
顯然 我打算就這麼收尾了 I was gonna call it a day at that, obviously,
但這兒有個傢伙想拿日產比一比 but there's a bloke here wants to race his Nissan.
實在是有點丟人 It's a bit embarrassing, really,
但你總不能惹毛當地人 but you don't want to upset the locals.
所以比賽吧 我們走 So, OK, race is on. Here we go.
我們速戰速決 Let's get this over with.
跑比賽 說抱歉 然後過 Do race, apologise, move on.
什麼 What?
他居然用日產途樂甩開我了 He's pulling away in a Nissan Patrol!
到底 發生了 什麼 What... just... happened?
等一下 So, hang on a minute.
在這一季的開頭 At the beginning of this series,
我們把那三輛超跑神車 we bigged up the hypercar Holy Trinity
吹成了有史以來 as the three greatest cars
構思和發明過的最好的車 ever to have been conceived and invented.
-是的 -而它們之中最快的... - Yeah. - And the fastest of all of them...
-嗯 -...被一輛日產麵包車吊打 - Yes. - ...was beaten by a Datsun van.
是的 Yes. Yes.
它用的什麼鬼引擎 What the hell engine did it have?
事實上它有1900匹馬力 Well, it turns out it's got 1,900 horsepower.
-保時捷想什麼呢 -就是說 - What were Porsche thinking of? - I know.
回爐重造吧 夥計們 Back to the drawing boards, lads,
-我們先遮著點 -很好 - and we'll gloss over that. - Exactly right.
你太丟人了 保時捷 Your embarrassing mistake, Porsche.
現在 我想坦白說 實際上 Now, I'd like to make a confession, actually, and it's this.
我一直不會真正的漂移 I've never been able to drift properly.
這實在是....別管他 It's just... I know, just ignore him.
沒什麼好看的 Nothing to see. Nothing to see.
這兒沒東西可看 Nothing to see here.
祇是一個男人在做他的工作 It's just a man doing his job.
我一直不會正確地漂移 I've never been able to drift properly.
我能引發車的側滑 I can provoke a car, you know, into a slide,
但是我沒法控制住 but I couldn't hold it there.
總是原地打轉 或者撞車 It would always just spin off and crash.
正是 我想說 No, exactly. I mean,
你們以前看到他做的漂移 everything you've ever seen in the past of him drifting
都是使用煙霧 鏡子 神剪輯 has been done with smoke, mirrors, clever editing
老實說 還有特技車手 and, let's be honest, stunt drivers.
所以當我們開始錄製Grand Tour的時候 So I decided when we started making Grand Tour
我決定改變這一現狀 that I had to go out and change that,
並學會如何正確地漂移 and learn how to do it properly.
有一種選項 One option would be to go
就是周六晚上去超市的停車場 to a supermarket car park on a Saturday night,
但我來到了法國 but instead I came here to France.
閒雜人等 禁止入內
準確地說 到了高度機密的 Specifically, to the top-secret
拉度測試中心 Ladoux test centre,
米其林在這裡研發輪胎 where Michelin develops its tyres.
我來這裡有幾個原因 There are several reasons why I'm here.
首先 他們有場地 First, they have the space.
43公里的測試跑道和定圓漂移場 Twenty-seven miles of test tracks and skid pans.
其次 如果你想了解漂移 Second, if you want to understand drifting,
你得了解輪胎 you have to understand tyres,
而這裡正是輪胎聖殿 and this place is a tyre temple.
第三 也是最重要的 Third, and most important,
你想要了解輪胎 if you want to know about tyres,
你就得知道如何漂移 you have to know how to drift,
那就是這位老兄的專長 and that is where this chap comes in.
他叫傑羅姆·哈斯林 His name is Jérôme Haslin,
他是米其林的首席輪胎測試員 and he is Michelin's chief tyre tester
專為寶馬 保時捷 法拉利和布加迪做測試 for BMW, Porsche, Ferrari and Bugatti.
橡膠在血管中涌動 Rubber compound runs through his veins.
他是抓地力的一代宗師 He is a Zen master of grip,
漂移界的功夫熊貓 a Kung Fu Panda of drifting,
而我是他的小學生 and I am to be his new pupil.
對我們來說 漂移是很嚴肅的 因為我們要評估輪胎的表現
我們要評估不僅是在極限前或者極限時的表現 還有超越極限後的
這就是他所謂的"超越極限" This is what he means by "over the limit".
他用動力把車尾甩出線外 He uses power to kick the back of the car out of line...
然後通過精準的油門和轉向 and then a delicate balance of throttle and steering
來保持漂移 to keep it there.
你打方向的技巧真是絕了 Your steering-wheel technique is amazing.
我總是和油門踏板嬉戲 I play a lot with the gas pedal.
如果你踩油門熟練了 And if you work a lot with the gas,
你就不需要控制方向盤了 you have nothing to do with the steering.
就可以單手漂移 就像這樣 You can do all with one hand, like this.
-所以你在用右腳轉向嗎 -是的 - So you're steering the car with your right foot? - Yes.
傑羅姆 我學這個太明智了 Jérôme, this is brilliant that I learn how to do this
因為你看到網上的那種 because you read those lists on the Internet
女人欣賞男人的清單 看到過嗎 of things that women appreciate in a man, don't you?
裡面總會有誠實 正直 And there's always honesty, integrity,
忠誠 忠貞 漂移之類的 loyalty, fidelity, drifting.
總是必要的 It's always there.
到了我學習的時候了 On that note, it was time for me to begin my lesson.
你可以把座椅再調調 You can pull up the seat more.
-怎麼調 -更靠近方向盤一點 - More what? - More close to the steering wheel.
你什麼意思 What are you trying to say?
好的 那我開始了 OK. So, here we go.
製造轉向過度 漂起來了 然後給 Provoking oversteer, coming off, and then feeding...
不 這成了原地打轉了 No, and then going round in a small circle.
我的挑戰是漂完整的一圈 My challenge was to drift the car for one complete lap.
給油 多打方向 Gas, oversteer.
-松油門 反打方向 -松油門 反打方向 - Release gas, counter-steer. - Release gas, counter-steer.
-噢我原地打轉了 -沒事 - Oh, I've spun! - OK.
給油 給油 給油 Gas, gas, gas, gas!
噢 媽蛋 Oh, bugger!
沒多久 不停的原地打轉 Soon, the constant spinning
就開始讓我的老師產生了不良反應 started to have an effect on my teacher.
再給一點油 不 A little bit more power. No.
對 鬆開油門 Yeah, off the gas.
奇怪了 我還以為這很簡單的 This is weird. I thought this would be so easy.
-好的 能讓我呼吸下新鮮空氣嗎 -當然 - OK, is it possible to take air? Fresh air? - Yeah.
-因為我馬上就要吐了 Because I will be ill in two minutes.
我做的很不好嗎 Is this going badly?
當傑羅姆去和他吃過的早飯說拜拜的時候 While Jérôme went off to say hello to his breakfast...
我繼續埋頭苦練 I continued plugging away.
快速地給油並反打方向 Begin power and begin counter-steer immediately.
然後保持住 Now hold it.
沒多久就開始有了好的苗頭 And soon, it started to click.
老子現在絕對是在漂移 無可辯駁 What I am doing is drifting. There's no denying that.
是的 就是這樣 Oh, yes! Yes!
我的腳已經和方向盤融為一體了 I've connected the steering wheel to my feet.
這是一種全新的體驗 This is a whole new feeling.
不是我去應付側滑 This is not reacting to a slide,
而是故意引起側滑 this is deliberately provoking it
然後保持在這個狀態上 and keeping it right on the point.
哈哈 傑羅姆 你這法國的...(模仿法國口音) Ha-ha, Jérôme, you French...
指導漂移和滑雪的傢伙 drift-and-ski-instructing dude, you.
他會刮目相看的 He'll be impressed with this.
的確 And he was,
所以我們很快進入了 so we immediately progressed
下一個階段 to the next level.
傑羅姆 在我們開始前 Just before we start, Jérôme,
你真的要讓這看起來簡單到爆嗎 are you going to make this look really annoyingly easy?
你肯定會的 行吧 Yeah, you are. OK.
他的確是這麼做的 He did.
這個叫做變向漂移 This is called transitioning--
先漂向一個方向 然後再漂向另一個方向 drifting the car one way and then the other.
做得好的話堪比芭蕾舞般優雅 Get it right and it's almost balletic.
太優美了 That is beautiful.
從這樣到這樣 無縫銜接 From that to that, seamlessly.
然而 接下來的就不怎麼優雅了 Which, sadly, couldn't be said of what followed.
剎車 Brake!
剎車 剎車 剎車 Brake, brake, brake.
噢 該死的 Oh, bollocks.
寶馬知道我們用他們的車嗎 Does BMW know we're using their car?
-不知道吧 -好吧 - I don't think so. - OK.
終於功夫不負有心人 Eventually, though...
耶 Yeah!
是的 這就是變向漂移 Yes, that was a transition.
你的第一次 Your first.
一天結束 我已經駕輕就熟 By the end of the day, I really had got it mastered.
這是我第一次化身為 I'd become, for the first time,
一位車神 a driving god.
真的 It really is...
當你給油恰到好處 It really is the most amazing feeling
讓後輪漂起來的時候 when you get just the right amount of power
那感覺實在太妙了 to spin the back wheels,
但不要給太多油 不然車就要打轉了 but not so much that you don't spin the whole car,
要控制在臨界點上 and you hold it on the edge.
等會 不好意思 他去法國回來 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He came back from France,
就一天 where he'd spent one day
然後就說 "我現在厲害了" saying, "Well, I'm brilliant now."
對啊 我就是 Yeah, well, I am.
不是 對不起啊 Well, now, I'm sorry.
哈蒙德 我花了十年時間 Hammond, it took me ten years
才學會如何漂移 to learn how to drift a car.
-嗯哼 -十... - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. - Ten--
但因為我不是頭猩猩 But because I'm not an ape,
我一天就學會了 I did it in one day.
-才沒有 -我就是 - You didn't! - Well, I did.
好了好了 這不重要 Look, anyway, it doesn't matter.
為了看看他是不是車神 To find out if he was a driving god,
我和克拉克森為理查德哈蒙德 Clarkson and I arranged for Richard Hammond
安排了一次漂移賽 to take part in a drifting contest.
是的 我們為他準備了車 Yeah, we did. We fixed up the car for him.
也安排好了對手 We fixed up the competitors.
萬事俱備 We did everything.
就是這輛車 This is the car.
它原本是一輛日產200SX It started out as a Nissan 200SX,
但是配備了700馬力的6.2升V8引擎 but it's been fitted with a 700-horsepower 6.2L V8
和一個改裝的轉向器 and a modified steering rack,
所以它能這樣 so it can do this.
它的車主 史蒂夫·"巴格西"·比亞喬尼 Its owner, a chap called Steve "Baggsy" Biagioni,
史蒂夫·比亞喬尼 英國職業漂移車手
他說 為了給我的比賽做準備 said that, to prepare for my competition,
我需要在一排標誌桶上放上西瓜 I needed to put some melons on a row of traffic cones.
這是要幹嘛 What are we doing with these?
我能放下來嗎 這些瓜太沉了 Can I put mine down? They're really heavy.
在漂移賽裡 Well, in a drifting competition,
有一種近切點 you have what's called clipping points.
Clipping point：漂移車輛需要在1米距離以內漂過該點，失敗則扣分
-嗯 -這些點是 - Yes. - So these would be
裁判們在賽道上設置的點 determined points on the track
他們想在那裡觀察車輛 made by the judges as to where they want to see the car.
-近切點是西瓜嗎 -對的 西瓜 - Our clipping points are melons? - Melons, yes.
我的要求是 My orders were to get
盡可能地靠近那些瓜 as close to the melons as possible
但又不撞到它們 without hitting them.
我們要集中注意力 We're just gonna concentrate
尋找賽道的中央位置 on looking for the middle of the track, yeah,
並且把車尾指向瓜的附近 and aim the back of the car near them melons.
好的 OK.
好的 準備好的話就上吧 Right, when you're ready, go for it.
該死的 Bollocks!
我還完全沒有掌握技巧... Having not really mastered this at all...
我的天 Oh, shit!
大猩猩和船長 ...it was time for the event
組織的賽事就要開始了 organised by Clarkson and May to begin.
他們告訴我到這兒報到 What they've done is told me to report here,
羅金漢姆賽道 Rockingham Raceway,
在這裡他們安排了 where they've arranged for me
我和兩位漂移車手 to take on two drifters
一起進行漂移賽 in some competitive drifting.
比賽路線是由一系列經典的變向漂移彎組成 The course was a series of classic transitional bends...
巧妙的布滿了 strategically peppered
一些令人生畏的近切點 with the dreaded clipping points.
巴格西要向我解釋如何計分 Baggsy was on hand to explain how the scoring worked.
漂移賽是以裁判為核心的運動 The main thing about drifting is that it's a judged sport,
裁判設置近切點的地方就是他們想觀察車輛的地方 and the judges have placed the clipping points where they want to see the car.
所以不是車頭就是車尾 So that'll either be the rear or the front of the car.
你離近切點越近 The closer you get to the clipping points,
你得的分數就越多 the more points you're gonna get awarded.
但最重要的是不要撞到它們 But the key is to not hit them.
如果你能擦過它們 If you can brush them,
你就能得到最高的分數 you're gonna get maximum points.
我說的"擦過" When I say "brush",
是要不能把它們撞翻 I mean don't knock them over.
如果你能夠 If you can be
保持半米以內的距離 within half a metre,
你就能得高分 you're gonna score high.
我也可以通過保持華麗的漂移 I'd also score points for holding the car
來獲取額外的分數 in as impressive a drift as possible.
你還要記住持續給油 You've got to keep the throttle in
就你就可以在漂移的時候保持一個良好的角度 so that you maintain the drift with good angle,
而這隻跟你打了多少方向 and that's only up to you about how much steering input
和給了多少油門有關 and how much accelerator you put in.
賽車被設計成能以接近90°角漂移 The cars are designed to run at almost 90°.
它們的轉向角非常大 They've got massive amounts of steering angle,
這樣直到賽道最後你也可以照樣開 so you can drive on the end of your rack.
好的 所以我開得很快的話 OK. So I don't get awarded points
有沒有額外的獎勵分 for how quickly I do the whole thing?
不 速度沒有影響 No, that doesn't come into it.
祇有角度和走線才重要 It's all about angle, line,
還有你有多少觀賞性 and how much you excite everybody.
就是看誰能秀一臉 是吧 It's judged showing off, isn't it?
-基本上是的 -行吧 - Basically, yeah. - Yeah, OK.
當我的賽車正在為參賽做準備的時候 As my car was prepped for the big event,
我的同事安排的競爭對手 the competitors, organised by my colleagues,
終於來了 finally arrived.
而他們和我想象的不太一樣 And they weren't what I was expecting.
看起來詹姆斯和傑里米 It seems James and Jeremy
還是希望他們的老同事能贏的 want their old mate to do well after all,
因為 如果我沒看錯的話 because, unless I'm mistaken,
我的對手是一個小孩 it would appear that I'm up against a child
還有一個沒有胳膊的人 and a man with no arms.
好的 OK.
這就是我今天的比賽 That's my competition.
裁判們已就位 With the judges in position,
比賽就要開始了 it was time for the contest to begin.
首先登場的是這位殘疾的先生 First up was the disabled gentleman,
來自波蘭的巴泰克·奧斯塔沃斯基 Bartek Ostatowski from Poland.
實際上 巴泰克... The fact is, Bartek...
他的上肢部分有兩處缺陷 is deficient in the arms department to the tune of two.
我說的"缺陷" 我不是指缺陷 When I say "deficient", I don't mean deficient.
他... He... He has...
他根本就沒有上肢 He has no arms... at all.
所以我想說 他能敢於參加已經很了不起了 So, I mean, it's brilliant that he's having a go.
真的 太偉大了 Really, it's tremendous.
巴泰克在一場摩托車事故中失去雙臂 Bartek, who lost his arms in a motorcycling accident,
但卻克服困難 用腳打方向 overcomes his disability by steering with his foot
並且用肩膀換擋 and changing gear with his shoulder.
對我來說不幸的是 他非常擅長 And unfortunately for me, he's rather good at it.
他是怎麼... How is he...?
好樣的 Good for you!
真是好樣的 Really good for you!
耶 很好 Yeah! Good!
感覺非常好 This was nice.
滿分是30分 Out of a maximum of 30 points,
裁判給了巴泰克22分 the judges awarded Bartek a score of 22.
然後輪到那個小孩了 And then it was the turn of the child,
康納·夏拿漢 祇有13歲 Conor Shanahan, who's just 13 years old.
要來了 康納的小學生漂移 Here we go. Primary-school drifting with Conor.
他也就開10米就會沒興趣了 He'll go ten yards, get bored,
然後哭著找媽媽 and start crying for his mummy.
然而... However...
他才13歲啊 還有5年才能有選舉權啊 He's 13! I mean, he's five years off voting!
理查德 哈蒙德
年紀比我大了三倍個子還差不多
裁判給了這個■瑟的小雜... The judges awarded the cocky little sh...
小天才27分 talented young man a score of 27.
然後輪到我了 And then it was my turn.
好 勝負在此一舉了 Right, this is it.
見證榮耀的時刻 My shot at glory.
我所有的才學 Everything I'd learned
都會展現在聚光燈下 would be brought into sharp focus.
給油 給油 給油 Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas!
最重要的是不要撞到它們 The key is to not hit them.
現在 就是見證奇跡的時刻 Here, in the moment of truth...
我在等黃燈 來了 I'm waiting for amber. There it is.
黃燈然後... Amber and...
為了Grand Tour榮耀前進的 forward to glory for Grand Tour!
彈離合 Clutch kick!
噢 糟了 Oh, shit!
衝過終點 Oh! And across the line!
耶 Yeah!
耶 我打翻了旗子 Yeah, I clipped the flag.
我想這可能會額外加一分 That's probably an extra point, I imagine.
額...我再點一次火 Erm... I'll just restart,
因為我還想在那兒停一下 because I wanted to stop there for a minute.
是的 噢 我又熄火了 Yep. Oh, I've stalled again.
好的 Yep. Yep.
謝謝大家 Thank you.
所以說... So...
等一下 你最終得分是多少 Hold on. What was your final score?
兩分 Two.
-祇有兩分 -是的 - Two? - Yes.
你太渣了 You were useless!
不 聽著 夥計們 No, listen, gentlemen. Gentlemen.
我必須得說 我很高興 I have to say, I'm delighted
你已經掌握了漂移技巧 儘管不多 that you now have, albeit limited, drifting skills,
因為這意味著我有了一個玩伴 cos it means I have a playmate,
就像下面這個過去12周的剪輯所展現的 as this short montage from the last 12 weeks shows.
是吧 看到了嗎 Yeah, you see?
是的 就在臨界點上 Yeah. Yeah. On the edge.
好的 我承認這不是... Now, I admit... I admit it's not...
這的確不是什麼有價值的事 It's not important work, really.
對 我們並沒有找到什麼疾病的解藥 No, we haven't actually cured anything.
我們也沒給戰亂地區 No, we haven't brought peace
帶來和平之類的 to troubled parts of the world or any of that.
是 但這好歹也算個差事 No, but it is a job.
這是個差事 而我們很擅長這個差事 It is a job, and we're very good at it.
-不 你們不擅長 -我們擅長 - No, you're not very good at it. - We are.
不 我這裡有幾段 No, well, I've got some items
回收站裡找到的未播出的鏡頭 from the unseen footage bin
那上面可不是這麼說的 that would suggest otherwise.
很抱歉 我們沒時間看了 Unfortunately, we don't have time for that.
可惜 太可惜了 Sadly. Cor, that's a pity!
不 你錯了 我們還有時間 No, no. You're wrong. We do have time.
誰想看那些視頻嗎 沒人 Who wants to see that? Nobody.
好的 我們來看 OK. Let's roll it.
這是理查德·哈蒙德 Here is Richard Hammond.
他能駕馭170匹馬力嗎 Can he contain 170 horsepower?
不 看起來不行 No, it would appear not.
傑里米·克拉克森 保時捷911 GT3 Jeremy Clarkson, Porsche 911 GT3.
好吧 看到了嗎 Oh, there we go. You see
我有點玩脫了 I have actually made a mess of that.
是的你玩脫了 我們看見了 Yes, you have, and we saw it.
哈蒙德和留你名彎較勁 Richard Hammond negotiating Your Name Here.
你當時的名字 Your name, in this instance,
顯然是大白痴啊 is Total Bell End, it would appear.
大猩猩 他馴服GT3了嗎 Clarkson, has he tamed the GT3?
才沒有 No!
我有個想法 等著 I've had an idea. Hold on.
我猜你不是這麼想的 I bet it wasn't this.
看好了 準備 Watch this. Ready?
千萬別立flag Never say that.
就算你祇是開著家用四門轎車 Even if you're just in a four-door family saloon,
也會變成災難 it's disastrous.
好的 理查德哈蒙德他這回能行了嗎 Right, Richard Hammond, has he got it yet?
好的 我覺得他成功了 好的 Yes, I think he has. Yes! Yes!
不 他還是沒成功 No. No, he hasn't got it.
-我跟你說 -人無完人 - I tell you what - Nobody's perfect!
-就那麼幾次 -嗯 大概兩次 三次 四次 五次這樣 - A couple of moments. - Yeah, just two or three, four, five.
別擔心 Don't worry. Don't worry.
以後 我們會找 In the future, we'll just get
一個沒胳膊的人和一個小孩來做這些 an armless man and small boy to do those bits.
閉嘴 Shut up! Shut up!
而不是讓一個胖子和一個小孩來做是嗎 As opposed to a fat man and a small boy.
不管怎樣... Anyway...
聽著 在這糟糕的失望中 Listen, on that terrible disappointment,
不僅到了本集節目的結尾 it is time to end not just the show
也到了我們這一季節目的尾聲了 but the entire series.
非常感謝大家的觀看 Thank you so much for watching.
感謝你們的到來 Thank you all for coming.
今年的晚些時候 And we'll see you later in the year
我們再跟大家見面 for more of this.
大家保重 再見 Take care. Goodbye.